Games always make them out to be midgets

>games always make them out to be midgets
>read some fluff
>they can actually get around 5'6''
wtf that's normal size

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They look tiny because the master chief is a colossal hunk of armor. Compare them to the marines.

>that's normal size
When will you learn manlet?

chief is like 7 foot or something so yeah they look small compared to him, they still seem like the manlet aliens though.

>5'5
>they're taller than me

They’re also horribly over encumbered by an explosive breathing apparatus, addicted to inhalants, and adapted to freezing temperatures from their home world. Never underestimate numbers and tenacity.

>>games always make them out to be midgets
That's because chief is massive due to the Spartan program. Have you seen marines punch them up close in the games?

because you are a 2 meter tall killing machine in power armor

They're also pretty thick. Even without armor they would probably weigh like 300lb

found a pic on youtube real quick

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>normal size
oh no no no...

When is Reach coming for MCC, Xbone or PC?

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>tfw no Hunter gf

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>Sentinel Enforcer
Sucks that they only appeared in one game

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they are basically gorillas, same height and strength. if they didn't need the air tanks they would be more agile then the games lumbering grunts

man, the forerunner constructs in halo 2 always made me feel like the forerunner constructs in halo 4 were just retarded looking

we went from the aesthetic of profound incandescent architecture, to orange god damn bionicles

how the FUCK did we win the war man

The only real fighters the Covenant had left with half the forces and killed the rest for us

The prophets let the big dumb space apes in charge and the elites pretty much stopped being religious space fanatics and joined us to their benefit. After the covenant was dealt with in 3 (343 shit never happened) The elites just wanted to go home in peace.

That's what happens when you fire your most competent henchmen

>fire
Actively try to genocide them for no reason at all*

Truth went full retard and enacted his master plan before it was actually safe to do so. Imagine if Palpatine only had control over one side of the war and still called Order 66 anyways.

Manlets will never learn lmao

People always say this but if you look qt forerunner archtecture in CE vs 2/3 vs wars/reach vs 4/5, there's a pretty obvious gradual shift towards more surface detail and more glowly elements and tron lines and shit.

wars/reach to 4/5 isn't any bigger a jump then 2/3 to wars/reach, etc.

needs more floaty bits and an angry looking face

>Old maintenance machines keeping infection outbreaks at bay was top ancient abandoned tech kino
>343 decides to make forerunners into bionicles with skeletons in them

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What's the problem, user

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Halo Legends was great. Fight me.

that's how 5'9 looks to 6'1

>Prometheans are Forerunners

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>that's normal size
Oh god, somebody tell him...

Prototype > Origins II >Origins I > The Babysitter > The Package > Homecoming > Odd one Out > The Duel

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I don't know why people throw a fit about h5's cortana's face, she looks fine

CE, 2, and 3 cortana all looked pretty bad, honestly: CE's looked like a dyke, 2's was low poly fugly, and 3';s had a manjaw

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Origin > Homcoming > The Babysitter > Odd One out > Prototype > The Duel >>>>>> The Package

are we counting the head hight or the armor

>Homecoming that high
why.

head height

the guy in this pic is 6'2" for reference

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It also has the most kino Halo scene outside the games
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06:02 mark

Always thought it was weird how they don't wear armor around their junk.

The measurements behind him seem to disagree

Actually manages toi succed at the emotional notes it tries to hit

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They don't have junk. They're literal anthropods/bugs

prophet is kinda cheating with the chair

Manlet, 7'6 is the cutoff in 2550

She looks... round
Halo 2 has the best face. CE has top charm, though.

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No they don't. The measurements behimd him say they range from 4 foot 6 to 5 foot 7, the specific grunt shown is somewhere between that height, around 4 foot 10

likewise, for the jackal in ; it's at the high end of that height range, at 6 foot 8, etc

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>5'10
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHEN WILL MANLETS LEARN?!

No it doesn't. All it succeeded at was creating a shitty spartan OC who's more intelligent and independent than the Master Chief and is also a generic anime girl.
It's awful.

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In 2552 the cutoff is 5' since all the 6'+ chads were genocided by the 4'9" ONI incels

>5'11 vs 6'0

>manages toi succed at the emotional notes it tries to hit
It's a generic retelling of the abducted child story. Adding unnecessary feelings to a member of an allegedly emotionally stunted group of supersoldiers.

>Toes and navals on the CE-3 Cortana

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there were what, 150 original S2 cannidates? it makes sense at least a few of them would go "nah fuck this" and try to bail like that

I like The Babysitter because its a backstory of that one random ODST that gets offed immediately in that H2 bonus cutscene

they are actually seperate o'briens, sadly.

The ODST rookie from the one evolutions short IS the rookie from ODST tho

>12 foot tall worm monster
fucking horrifying

Oh, don't be like that. At least let me keep the navels.

Even more horrifying is it's strength capable of killing a human with one arm swing, shattering ribcages and smashing in heads. ODST should have been a completely new game and not a reskinned Halo 3 to show how dangerous the Covenant are to people that aren't 7'2 genetically modified supersoldiers with energy shields.

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Yeah, and it's a generic and un-engaging plot.

In the context of Halo it's not generic, it hadn't really handled those sets of ideas before.

I agree but even as is ODST is still my second favorite game in a series.

A shame all the "WHERE'S MUH MC" whining about halo 5 scared 343 into commiting to shove and use MC for almost everything moving foward

The problem is, that shit takes place after augmentations, so it's more like 50 (maximum). At that point, they should be properly indoctrinated (or at least not nearly that rebellious), and the fact that they're not makes Halsey look less intelligent than she is, and the other Spartans (such as Chief) look dumb.

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>A shame all the "WHERE'S MUH MC" whining about halo 5 scared 343 into commiting to shove and use MC for almost everything moving foward
Maybe Halo 5 should have been good, huh? Halo 5 was supposed to be all about Chief anyway, don't know where this we need to add new characters shit even came from with 343 in Halo 5.

It seems too detailed for CE-3 Cortana. Part of their charm were the shitty haircuts, extremely pert boobs, and lack of toes. They only seem right on H4 Cortana.

I'm not defending 5's campaign or story, i'm crticizing people's criticism: The problem with 5 isn';t that it had other characters, the problem was said other characters were boring and bland, and the writing design sucked.

2 proved alternate playtable characters can work when they are interesting and the writing is solid.

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A few reasons.

1. Regret only brought a small fleet because he didn't even know that Earth was our home world. He was there to find the Ark but ended up finding coordinates for another Halo and decided he could deal with us later.

2. The force Truth attacked Earth with was heavily reduced because the flood decimated High Charity and the Covenant fleet.

3. Truth's forces were reduced even more because the Elites were in open rebellion and controlled a large part of the Covenant fleet.

4. Truth only gave a shit about finding the portal to the Ark.

Basically we would've been fucked if they had found Earth at any other point in the Halo timeline. I wouldn't even say Master Chief had a big part in stopping the covenant besides helping the Arbiter kill Truth.

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N offense but Halo 5 was never supposed to have other characters and it showed, the part that actually matter about the Chief got gutted because 343's campaign team ran into the same problem as the mp team. The mp team wouldn't shut up about competitive, the sp team wouldn't shut up about new characters. Bungie knew what they wanted to make with Halo 2 from the start and didn't throw their story out and start over from scratch, while it wasn't the best way to expand on the Covenant Bungie wanted to expand on the Covenant from the very start of Halo 2's development, 343 had a goal and then lost it as soon as their Halo 4 campaign team fucked off and Brian Reed and his shitty Spartan Ops team took over. The heads of 343 needed to regulate the retards that worked under them, Bungie didn't.

*No

luke cage sucked ass as a character.

I don't disagree.

But that was the problem, that his character sucked ass, not that there WAS another character besides MC

That's just one of the problems, the other problems is why does Locke and Osiris need to exist, Bungie gave a reason for Arbiter, to learn about the inner workings of the Covenant while Chief gives you the UNSC side of things, Locke was brught in as a replacement, nothing else, even Blue Team were brought in without the purpose. 343 could have easily did another ODST or Reach (not my favorite Halo games) while letting Chief take the main series but they somehow just randomly came of with characters and forced them in Chief's place while forcing bok characters in the game just to fill the squad mechanic void for Chief, it gives me very little trust in 343 handling character other than Chief in the future because they're very retarded with it.

You could definitely tell how the development gradually evolved with the different EU and promotional shit coming out during that time.
>Master Chief is searching for Cortana
>Master Chief is searching for Cortana while being hunted by ONI
>Master Chief is searching for Cortana while being hunted by ONI Agent Locke
>Master Chief and Blue Team are searching for Cortana while being hunted by Spartan Locke and Fireteam Osiris

*brought

Guess they look taller with the spike on the back of their armor

That's the sad part about it. I would have love to have taken the first two the third if Locke was an unplayable nemesis to the Chief, Halo 5 really should have been Chief's storyline, this is different from Halo CE-3 which was a grander story over Halo 4 and 5's more personal story.

I still don't understand why this specific enforcer's frontal shields were turned off. It's not like the thing was idle, it was prepping to crunch the Arbiter and had detected when he was dropped off, and it looked largely undamaged. Even when the things are actually idle, they keep the shields on.

Of course, the champagne being fucking 90% Locke and 10% Chief didn't help matters.

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It really didn't.

>remember how brutal the Prophet boss was in 2 legendary with all those elites and swarms of enemies dogpiling you, and the huge amount of punches he took
>try in normal
>dies in 3 punches, can literally walk straight up to him and finish the level, no fuss no muss
I don't want to play through it on Heroic or Easy right now, how much health does he have on those?

Easy is the same as Normal, Heroic takes three boardings so you hit him the first few times he teleports, do it again a second time, he teleports again, do it a third time to finish the level.

Some are. Some of the forerunners that liked that bad guy from 4, purposely turned into Prometheans.

I actually kinda liked the Regret boss on legendary. You needed to think a little bit more in that one than the other two.

Truth went full retard and decided to put brutes in power which he gained nothing from even if it did work, which it didn't considering over a third of the covenant filled with the competent members left

It's just a bunch of worms dude.

Well the big guy also killed regret preventing another halo falling into the covenant's hands

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Ah, Heroic seems ok then.
I thought it was ok (better than the Heretic Leader or Tartarus) but holy fuck is it hard on Legendary. Never stop moving.
Worst was the heretic leader because it was just hide, camo, hit him when you were sure it wasn't a drone, and done. He didn't even have significantly superior health. Tartarus was tedious but would have been ok had they not fucked the kill line on the bottom layer and made Johnson fire more frequently and not into walls. I did enjoy the Johnson cloning glitch though. I made 37 before the game said no and I dropped through the floor and died.

I feel like the fact that there are still some living forerunners just kicking around outside the galaxy doesn't get discussed enough.

That's at best a theory, for all we know they have either died off due to lack of numbers, just encountered more flood due to them possibly inhabitating even more galaxies, or decided to fuck off forever since they could never recover, the only outlier was the didact and that was because he probably had autism

It's not canon so it doesn't matter

Chief blowing up the first Halo and assassinating Regret was why the Civil War happened though so Chief is a pretty big deal in those regards.

I want a Jackal bf

Does Halo 4 deserve the hate it gets?

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Yup.

MCC has old graphics and shit right 'cause I'm not spending any money to be forced to stare at that poz'd garbage

Yes and no, it does have it's fair share of fuck ups but at the time I don't it was the worst thing to happen. Also fuck the nano machine explanation.

Yes

Yes. All nu-halo deserves the shit it gets for being fucking shit.

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I enjoyed the campaign for what it tried to do. Even if the ending was a retarded QTE.
Also played the MP more than I did 5's, but much less than I played 1 through to Reach, just wasn't as engaging or good.

Imagine having such a horrible out of series artstyle you need to hastily make "classic" weapon models because people were tired of dealing with your nu-halo shit. Why is 343 so retarded and thought they could get away with this?

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It has the broken graphics of vanilla PC version.
If you want classic Combat Evolved in all its splendor, hunt down an OG Xbox copy.

I hope that they never make a mainline game without Master Chief

>comic relief character actually has a tragic backstory
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arbiter is my all time favorite halo character

>hunt down
It's sitting on my shelf next to me so that won't be necessary however I can't play it online with my only friend so it's not that useful for me at the moment

Ok, who else wants to fuck an Elite?

>lets make a shotgun....but lumpy!

>being a faggot and not going for female spartan butt
That's kinda cringe bro.

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>H-HALO IS *OUR* SERIES! WE SHOULD DO WHAT WE WANT!

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>tfw no Spartan dating simulator were you get to customize you own Spartan waifus looks and personality
Imagine the money you will make from that

female elite soft femdom for me bros

I know, such a shame nobody's done it.

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Obviously. Gotta get woke too.

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Of course.

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>5'6
>250lbs
>still have dog ass
Damn

That's some serious low T sòy thinking you have.