Splatoon 2 patch 5.0. HYPE

>"KETCHUP KETCHUP MUSTARD KETCHUP KETCHUP KETCHUP BRUSH YO TEETH"

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Your new idols

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me on the left

Me on the saxaphone

Name their band Yea Forums

says it on the image

Bad Boizz

>EXTRA MUSHROOM EXTRA MUSHROOM GET YOUR PALS AND DON'T BE LATE
Sad it only appeared as a splatfest song for one day before being replaced, it's up there with Ebb and Flow.

I just woke up from dream where pearl saved me from this creature that has tormented me throughout multiple nightmares. Thanks pearl.

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you and I hear different things

go into detail

Post yfw you were a pearlchad BEFORE chaos vs order

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>People think chaos winning means it's going to be a barren mad max world
>Not a world of endless partying instead

it's going to be a sunken inkopolis

This is what I hear AFTER the Ketchup Ketchup Mustard Ketchup part. youtu.be/x3xAI8OxyaM?t=40

It's about time.

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Kinda hear the extra mushroom but I also hear "A BIG SURPRISE FROM TESTING ME!"

>tfw Callie never showed up in the plaza for Finalfest

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since day 1 baby

Last time will will see of awkward dancing marie

That's not good either!

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What changes are being made?

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The gray areas on the map is the current layout, and dark lines are the new layout. Seems they enlarged the central side areas, slightly reduced the paintable area where you can climb up to the glass, and slightly enlarged the elevated platform to the left of the area before the glass. You can also see in the picture that the inkrail was replaced with a sponge.

I hate all the un-inkable surfaces on this map

>You can also see in the picture that the inkrail was replaced with a sponge.
That wilol make temporarily stealing the enemies inkrail impossible, which kinda sucks.

what is this supposed to be sung to?

It was probably done to prevent the enemy team jumping from the inkrail to the area on the side of it.

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So waterworld?

pretty much

5.0 when?

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madd ladz

July 31 or maybe July 30 for Americas.

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>the voice to end all voices!

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>Shark Bytes starts playing

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I love cute user!

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I miss it and the hyper bombs

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I'd rather Order have won so it'd probably become and even more commercialized corporatocracy

PUSSY PUSSY MOTHERFUCKIN PUSSY

>siding with Marina in the beginning because I liked her choices
>lose all the time
>start siding with pearl when her choices become better
>clout system introduced
>lose all the time to Marina

Why must y'all have shitty opinions?

You did get your once in a lifetime 100x battle win right?

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Nope.

Get your dirty order mitts off of Pearl.

I always preferred pearl but I chose order cuz I like that more

It's not my fault the chaos players didn't get to use the princess cannon first.

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of course

good to know

What's everyone's favorite ranked mode?

Clam Blitz. The rest are all equal afterward.

This would be fucking based as fuck

Splat Zones. Simple and beautiful.

It's time to laugh at Marinafags

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What a masochistic answer.

i didn't know marina was nintendo of america

Rainmaker

what boards would the idols browse?

Unironically having DJ Octavio and Cuddlefish being the announcers would be based.

remember when Marina and Pearl were first revealed and everyone called Pearl ugly

I'm glad we've grown out of those times

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>inkrail was replaced with a sponge
MY CLAM BLITZ STRAT THOUGH

>was sad when the squid sisters got replaced
>gonna be even more upset when it happens to off the hook
Weird how that works out.

She's fucking cute as fuck

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Octo Expansion really helped flesh out her character.

True chads liked her even before that

Marina would browse Yea Forums, /g/, Yea Forums, /sci/, and /u/.

>lost every splatfest except chaos

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Luckily Chaos is the only one that matters.

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this screenshot always reminds me how massive the jump of rendering quality was for the idols between 1 and 2.
The squid sisters seemed completely flat in comparison.

I'm glad Callie was vindicated

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Apparently that's an unpopular opinion. 2's rendering is leagues above 1's. Even the Squid Sisters look far better in 2 than 1.

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I picked Pearl for every splatfest but this, sci fi vs fantasy and money vs love. I knew chaos was going to win but I always pick the one I think is right.

What? Mayo totally won

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Going back to 1 is suprisingly jarring in that regard, it all seems a lot more stiff than 2.

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I think so too, but some people are nostalgic for 1's rendering. I think 1 looks really washed out compared to 2.

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I think he's saying he himself was on every team that lost which makes him a pulpless heathen.

ONR MORE COD REJECTED

Are you ever going to take your name off?

As the resident Pearlfag, lemme lay the official OtH track rankings on you guys:

Shark Bytes > Nasty Majesty > Fly Octo Fly > Into the Light > Muck Warfare > Ebb n Flow > Color Pulse > Acid Hues

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I think some people took the "2 is too similar to 1"-shitposting a little too seriously and are unwilling to actually look back and see the differences for themselves.

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Say something nice to Callie.

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I won 2 10x in a row and lost a 100x by 1%
So I’m a bit salty

I've shown pictures of 1 and 2 with the same gear and had people tell me they prefer 1's rendering.
I don't get it but I'll let them have their opinion.

Pearl is so fucking ugly I take Marina's side every single time just because she looks like a one toothed gremlin

rude

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I hope you had fun fucking losing

Eh probably
I kind of like it though.

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And look what good that did you. Now Pearl rules the world.

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The game isn't disappearing, and I can continue to play matches any time I want. Yet, I still feel saddened.

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>I'll never get to hear Ebb & Flow or Muck Warfare in game again

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I like that Pearl gives out her crowns to her friends.

That is just bizarre to me, 2 is just a straight upgrade.

went with pearl every single time until the final fest because chaos is a meme
fuck.

You can, but only if you have enough friends to make a private lobby with.

*breathes in*

You're a good squid and a good influence on people.

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I thought they were both kind of weird looking when I first saw them, but now I like their designs.

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Is that how squids propose to each other? swap headgear

I think I'm ok with Splat2 content coming to an end. What I'm not ok with is the endless wait for Splat3 or even a spinoff that's about to begin.

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pearl is also wearing marinas headphones its how they proposed

The Splatoon series has the chillest end credits music.
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Well, one of them is an octopus.
The biggest thing that's going to get me is not knowing what the victory of Chaos will actually mean for years.

I got 3. One in Pro, and two in Normal. I won't go out and say something crazy like I single-handedly helped Chaos win thanks to my amazing play, but you're welcome

I'm glad I can get a break, I've played this game almost every day for two years.
My backlog weeps.

the biggest idea I saw before the start of the splatfest was the victory screwing the victor like you have to take down the world of whoever won.

Splatoon's aesthetic is one of its main selling points. I don't think it will change that drastically from 2 to 3.

yeah but marina is one of the good ones who adopted squid culture so she would propose in the manner of squids. besides octos probably have arranged marraiges to have the bloodlines bring out the strongest warriors

>marina is one of the good ones who adopted squid culture
Some octos, I assume, are good people

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Most are.

Pretty alright taste fellow pearlfag. Fly Octo Fly was kino in context though.

Reply to this post ONLY if you picked Marie and Chaos

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Jesus Christ how short can Pearl possibly get

We must go shorter.

what if the next idols are male

I want to live in Inkopolis bros. I want to be in the square during a splatfest.
The ultimate chad picks. I picked Marie and ended up not playing

It means I don't have to waifufag anymore

You can still dress them up like a girl, user.

I don't think they would. Unless it's a 4+ member band that also has girls. Also I don't want to let go of Off the Hook.

>cuttlefish and octavio become allies
>grizzco shut down and the bear statue repurposed
>tartar realized that the one way to sanitize the inkling culture is SICC BEATD

I was camping

Pearl browses Yea Forums Yea Forums and /r9k/

they will probably be broken up in 3. because marinas solo career took off and she dropped the ugly gremlin weight around her tentacles

90 percent of Pearl posts are by Marina
90 percent of Marina posts are by Pearl
Neither realizes it's the other posting

>Tfw we not see any of them again in splatoon 3 not because they're dead or anything but because their story is over and it's time for completely new setting. Inkopolis ain't the only hood out there.

Why would Pearl browse the worst boards?
>inb4 cuz she's bad lol

I mean I figure they'll probably be relegated to the story. Which isn't entirely bad.

Say something nice to Marie.

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so pearl and marina waifu each other

When’s 5.0 drop?

I hear it on good authority that Pearl pays anons to fuck Marina in front of her while she masturbates
But she does it out of love

I feel bad I missed out on this Splatfest, and kind of the game in general. Me and my friend both got hyped to play together and as soon as we found you couldn't party up for Splatfests with just 2 people my interest died almost entirely. Just wanted to comfy play Splatfests with my bro and none of our other friends care about the game, so no way to 4 man like you have to. He still played off and on anyway but I pretty much ditched the game since the summer it came out. Just grinding regular online alone wasn't enough, I mainly played for the sake of the splatfest events.

Marina browses /u/ and is a dirty Squid Sister shipper.

I have it on good authority that you're a degenerate.

I really do like Marie, I'm not normally into sassy girls but something about her one-liners just makes my heart go doki doki

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Sounds like we've both got good sources

Didn't they change that? I think you can party up with just 2 people now.

>Callie and Order

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You DID get your shirt, right?

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>pays
You means gets paid

Why is Marie such a sassy bitch?

>tfw get into it hard every couple of months
>friend I played 1 with a lot tells me he thinks 2 is off and really doesn't like it
Opinions and all that but it felt a little harsh.

Huh that's obscure as fuck

Treehouse.

Imagine being the poor sap that bought an order shirt.

Keep telling yourself that.

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Every Splatfest

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What? She's won this time. A well-deserved victory.

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Marie chose Order LMAO

My favorite one from this fest was some guys Marie dressed as Ky Kiske.

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This artist has always been and will always be my favorite Squid Sister artist.

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It was invigorating to fight for her again. I want the best for her and her fans.

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CUNNY WILL RULE THE WORLD

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marie is my bae but chaos had to been unleashed on inkopolis.
still fought for her in spat 1 tho

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So it's about as canon as it can get without a direct confirm at this point I'd say

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Was there any doubt?

WHY THE FUCK IS PEARL SO CUTE AND WHY DO I WANT TO SEE HER SMILE

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She's perfect.

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You'll still get the occasional person wander in frothing about yurifags projecting and shit,

Pearl is the best and she knows it.

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I wanted Splatoon to grow into a cyberpunk dystopia.
I won't forgive you chaosfags.

that bonus material, where she takes the viewers around her house and she talks about how happy she is to have met Marina, really made her character shine

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I'm sorry Orderfag, but my meme queen comes first

Should you always have perfect gear? Or are the diminishing returns too large to make a difference?

Just pick gear that have the abilities you want no matter in what order or combination. Obsessing over having 3 of a kind on each individual gear is just autism. The end result is the same.

One of two pures is enough depending on the ability and weapon. 3 is honestly just for show more often than not

Did you fuck?

Not this guy but when do abilities start even mattering? I made S+0 in splat zones with a random assortment. I assume in higher s+ ranks and X it makes a difference?

Pearl's Rap game on Point, CHAOS WINS! WE DID IT CHAOSCHADS WE DID IT FOR HER!

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Pearl is my Girl!

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If you've made it that far I honestly wouldn't worry about it. Abilities are insurances basically but skill still trumps all in most cases.
Still at least one pure of Run, Swim, Special Saver, Sub Power Up(Beakons), Main Power UP and Ink Saver Main are all good investments

Used goods

They can be convenient if you want to stack an ability, say if you're a splatling you can get a pure Run Speed Up shirt and focus on getting the remaining abilities you want on your hat and shoes. But not all abilities are worth stacking, and certain abilities have harsher diminishing returns in exchange for more effectiveness of low levels.

Based

I don't think you can buy a Callie in a store, and how are you supposed to use this thing? Is there a button on the back?

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Fuckin based

>/u/fags projecting gay on friends
why couldnt off the hook have just broken up to stop you degenerates

Well ya, so did I (guy you're responding to) with near random gear as well. All I made sure was that I had my main slot as something I liked.

But I'm certain having perfect gear helps you. But I know there are diminishing returns for sub slots. For example, I love having fast swim speed. When is having swim speed up slots useless? After 2 mains and 2 subs? Nawwww mean?

I mainly use Nzap and dualies.

why can't anyone post a ship anymore without people screaming about the nefarious /u/fags

>Pearl and Marina each do solo Side Projects
>Pearl goes back to her Metal persona for an album
>Marina makes a synthwave album.

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Will keep in mind. I just feel like a shitter rocking the witch outfit with random shit on it.

Good times

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Are you fucking 12 years old?

Best band.

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Used to being good

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Oh okay, that makes much more sense. I wonder why user didn't say that in the first place, maybe he garbled up his words or something.

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Cringe

So what's in the 5.0 update?

You've never had a weird nightmare user?

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>Lacking taste this thoroughly

What?

I think they've been sucking on lemons recently.

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That sounds pretty unfortunate.

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seven fresh new entrees

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That's it?

Octo daughter the absolute best daughter ever, of all time. When's 5.0?

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I hope we can actually see Agents 1 and 2 in action in Splatoon 3.
July 31st, I think.

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slightly tired veemo
30th

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Why does Japan get all the cool Splatoon merch? And anything good in America is exclusive to the Nintendo store in New York City.

Sweet.

In the words of the japanese people themselves, fuck you.

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I want to give her a cocoa and a hug.

Very good veemo.

>Nintendo Store

I go there every now and then and the stuff isn't anything that good or what you can't just order online.

>Why does Japan get all the cool Splatoon merch? And anything good in America is exclusive to the Nintendo store in New York City.
hiroshima and nagasaki

>losing most of the match
>orderfags even inking around our spawn
>end of Ebb & Flow starts playing
>rush forward
>splat two enemies
>keep going
>team spawns behind me and starts inking behind me
>keep rushing forward
>push orderfags into their side of the map
>match ends
>end up winning the match by a tiny amount

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She looks like she was out far past her bed time. She's getting a stern talking to, but also cuddles, a cup of warm milk, and tucking into bed.

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Order won

Not too stern though. We want her to rebel for sport not out of spite.

I wanted that helm, fuck

Check your news articles.

What is your biggest Splatoon-related dream?
What do you want?

I unironically want Splatoon to fuse with JSR/Sonic sensibilities.

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>tfw 30 and have never had a sip of alcohol or smoked in my life

I'm unhealthy for other reasons tho

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>30 years old playing a game for literal children
Dude?

I have to get this off my chest.
I dream of a world where the average Marie fan likes her for more than her breasts. I dream of a world where the average Marie fan realizes there's more to her character than "smug". I dream of a world where the average Marie fan doesn't just use her as a conduit for their fetishes. I dream of a world where the average Marie fan actually appreciates her for who she is and doesn't just use her to look down on others. I dream of a world where more people post her smile.

I've met exactly one person here who seems to understand or like Marie beyond the surface-level. It's seriously depressing.

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Is this a thing people are actually doing nowadays?

Naganuma when?

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I wish next splatoon has a single player like the octo expansion but with more the more adventure genre, like Mario Sunshine

She's a big girl, she knows I only want the best for her. But just in case, extra hugs.

For japan to stop hogging all the good shit.

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>Being an idiot who only flicks and never rolls
Deserved the death.

See

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I had 2 in this one and 1 in another one where the encounter rate wasn't boosted. I've never lost a x100 and never will.

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I feel those kinds of people don't really play the game

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Worst part is, many of them do.

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>Marie's shoulder's in that pic
Why do all the people who have mastered anatomy only go for bust pictures?

Flounder Heights as a hub area and you have your own apartment to decorate. Also being able to choose your ink color for taking photos.

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nomain_sp doesn't do only bust pictures. Though, I have noticed now that they seems to draw those of Marie more than Callie.
I also wouldn't say they've mastered anatomy, many of their images are pretty sketchy and some of them have really wonky necks.
I just wish they'd draw more.

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I'll address two points
>I dream of a world where the average Marie fan likes her for more than her breasts.

it's an unfortunate situation on Yea Forums but we are a bunch of horny motherfuckers, so this is expected

>more to her character than "smug".

Flanderization.. Marie's smugness is probably the single defining feature that people remember the most so it at times is her entire character when depicted in fanart.

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You know, I have no idea where that is.

I really hope they improve matchmaking in Splatoon 3

>stats tied to gear
Worst part of the game. I just want to play dress up, not super autism grind.

>
YEP!
How FUCKING GLORIOUS that i won my first 100x battle on the last splatfest for based pearl!

Was a perfect way to end the last splatfest
Chaossssssssssss reigns

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Checking their twitter is discouraging after you said that. I was thinking you were exaggerating but yeah, they barely draw. Shame too...

>it's an unfortunate situation on Yea Forums but we are a bunch of horny motherfuckers, so this is expected
Callie gets it a lot less often. I envy it a little, honestly, even though Callieposters have to endure a lot of other things.
>Flanderization.. Marie's smugness is probably the single defining feature that people remember the most so it at times is her entire character when depicted in fanart.
And it's very unfortunate, especially when people think it overrides everything else.
And don't even get me started on people who say they flanderize the characters for "fun".
They used to draw a lot more. Then they stopped sometime this year.

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I want the finale of the single player mode to be you teaming up with Agents 3, 4, and 8 and completing a series of objectives based on the ranked modes, preferably all in one continuous level. Like you start by keeping a small area inked for a set amount of time to represent splat zones, and then it turns into a moving platform that you have to defend like in tower control, etc.
I've wanted something like that since I finished the first game, but now we have actual characters to act as your teammates. And their AI will probably be better than most randoms in ranked.

>I want the finale of the single player mode to be you teaming up with Agents 3, 4, and 8 and completing a series of objectives based on the ranked modes, preferably all in one continuous level. Like you start by keeping a small area inked for a set amount of time to represent splat zones, and then it turns into a moving platform that you have to defend like in tower control, etc.
I had a very similar idea to improve the final boss of Octo Expansion. Instead of just being Turf War, it becomes a marathon based on all the game modes where you fight alongside Agent 3 to take Tartar and all his equipment down.

Reminder Best Girl single handedly stomped Agents 3 and 8.

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She may have never even fought them.

I don't think they ever fought

The stats barely matter. Even when you're in X they rarely make or break a match. You don't need to worry about them unless you're using a weapon that needs shit tons of main power up.

Embrace evolution, embrace uncertainty

EMBRACE CHAOS

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>characterfagging for a customizable player character with no dialogue

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Oh, let people have their fun. The fact that they're a bit of a blank slate is what makes writing up what they'd be like interesting.

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You're fucking retarded

You are right on that Callie gets it less often but also has to deal with other shit. Octo'd posters for one. Doesn't help it extends to lewds as well so shitposters have more material to work off from.

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Another workweek incoming and I don't wanna, fucking adult life man

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Oh, I know all about that shit.
But honestly? That bothers me less than people who claim to be the fans and then show they understand nothing about that character.
Those octo'd degenerates at least never claim to be fans and are just there for shit-stirring. It's worse when someone says they love the character and then write up stuff on how she's an idiot who couldn't even tie her own shoelaces together, or they write up how she's a bully and sexual predator. They make me sick.

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Boohoo, people like to play up characteristics of characters they like. You're such an annoying faggot about it all with your dramatics.

Good night. Less ranting and raving and rampant waifufagging from me; you may now return to your regularly scheduled posting.

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I got two of them. Feels good man.

Pearl may have had a point about being a kid.

Good night, person ranting about things I don't quite understand.

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You should sneak in after hours and ink your boss' desk, if you know what I mean.

There are people that pretend to be Callie fans and are like that. They will acting disgusting and mingle with Callie fans as if they're fans of the same thing when what they're fans of is some outside influence degenerate bullshit that is repulsive and insulting to the people they're imposing on.

I miss it, but I wouldn't ever go back being a kid if given the chance.

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oh fuck another thread? damn i missed out on more than half of it

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Post Splatfest hype still carrying things for a while

i shouldve expected it honestly, even with the splatfest going i wasnt used to so many threads happening so quickly

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I do think there's a lot of things I would re-do. If I had the chance, I definitely would but there's no way I want to be a kid in this day and age.

Long as you're around.

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not sure if im misinterpreting that but that made me happy

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Why is Pearl in the battle? What did I miss by not playing the splatfest?

It's nice to see a friendly face.

NIGGA, YOU MISSED EVERTHING

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you missed a hell of a lot

the feeling's mutual fren

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Pearl got sick of Order winning all the matches so she cheated just enough that Chaos could eke it out

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I got several 10x's but never a 100x.

These pics are cute as hecking heck you better not stop

The only thing I would redo is do the homework I missed. Once I reached high school, I slacked off a bunch of times, which did tank my grades. I was so lazy

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didnt plan on it

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I don't take orders from you, jerk.

There's way too much I would redo. Both in the bigger picture and just plain shit I missed out on. I could ask for the Banjo Kazooie games on N64 or whatever.

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don't most just drop that octo'd image then leave

I think the biggest thing I would change about my lfie looking back would be to actually try in high school and not be such a lazy shit, I think it's my single biggest regret in life.

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thanks for all these cute pics! is it alright if I save them to my personal computer?

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I'm referring to experiences in communities where people can't hide behind anonymity and you can get a sense of who they are and why they're there. Not talking about here where people do stupid shit just for attention.

no need to ask, we're on this site after all

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I wanna protect this squid

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i see

We did, man. It was the whole point of the single player campaign.

I would take it easier in school, but try harder in more aspects. I feel that's a big thing I screwed up when I was younger, now I don't have the opportunities I used to.

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I felt everything in the past beyond school was pretty set, I wasn't very social, just the small group of friends, and I never was the person to like going out.

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we did user, and we got webm related as a reward albeit later than i thought. when we didnt see her at all originally i was fumin hardcore

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Got the octoexpansion a few days ago and I just beat it. Why didn't you guys tell me to buy this sooner?

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We would have if you would've asked user, that shit is the best 20 dollar DLC I've ever bought.

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I was never going to be popular so it doesn't bother me much, I just wish there more I could've done. If not for me, then for others. That Marina is frightening.

I've been telling you for over a year, motherfucker.

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in these threads everyone has said nothing but you should buy it

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I don't usually shill shit but Octo Expansion has and always will be mandatory if you have Splatoon 2.

Every time this image gets posted I can't shake the feeling that she's going to come kill me tonight

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moving on to another topic. did you have any teachers that you hated? almost everyone I know, including me had one teacher that caused nothing but frustration

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she would never! more like her devious smile is due to the fact shes thinking of a way to surprise you with a hug

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That's why you leave a Marie doll outside your door to distract her.

I remember one or two teachers that were right assholes but I can't honestly say I ever outright hated one. I had classmates I definitely hated, though. Thankfully they were far and few in between.

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i came to find in highschool my english teachers were always the cool ones who could laugh things off and werent nosy, while my science teachers were political nutjobs who would dock grades if you didnt act a certain way for them and were generally pretty rude. i hated those teachers immensely, but i'd fake it 'till i made it and passed the classes

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Always

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Based fivehead hime > spergy octoid scum
Callie winning is also a nice bonus.

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Malevolent menn

POST OFFICIAL LEWDS OF THE SQUIDDIS/OCTOS

>the inkrail was replaced with a sponge.
ah fuck best clam blitz map has been destroyed
nice knowin ya shellendorf

Only the idols are okay. All else is off limits.

you can play the rhythm game

The high school I went to had English teachers that were pretty damn chill, history teachers were the most passionate, Math teachers were just kinda there (nothing special), and Science Teachers acted all zaney or like they were putting on a magic show

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Pearl is
G A P M O E
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>official lewds
Whatever you're smoking, I'll take 2 of em.

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>history teachers were the most passionate, Math teachers were just kinda there (nothing special)
this as well

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Short people having trouble with normal things like weighing stuff down or making jumps will never not be funny.

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>that Marina
I have a MIGHTY NEED.

nice

What in the world does Marie have against bumper cars? Is she against FUN?

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i dont think its bumper cars, i think it's the rockets that are connected to the center piece that spin around really fast, more akin to this maybe youtube.com/watch?v=DBF1dLXRbiU

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Those aren't bumper cars.

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What's your favorite weapon type anons?

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I feel silly now. What a good yebby, protecting that veemo.

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Chances they release a new game? Cuz I wanna buy splatoon.

Biggest change I would make is not going to law school since I just failed at it anyways

just like he protects his eggs in SR

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Is this game still worth picking up or am I too late?

Roller and Umbrella because I'm a scrub and a cowardly rat bastard.

I was travelling so I couldn't take part in final Splatfest. Did they play Fly Octo Fly during it? Just looking how the song was laid out it seemed like perfect fit, with the tone-change at the final minute.
youtube.com/watch?v=UozegrjYztg

If the game intrigues you enough to get, it's still worth it. All you missed was the monthly hype culture.

Nasty Majesty gets top billing for me because the trailer that came with it gives me chills even now youtube.com/watch?v=NBr6GqyuWnA Aside from that. Good taste.

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I got two of them. Made up for the other matches I lost for Chaos

I'll believe that when I see it.

They played it the entirety of day 3, with a shifty station featuring Pearl and Marina and their superweapons from OE.

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Yeah all he missed was the best part.

you havent seen a yebby hoarding and protecting his eggs at the edge of the map? just how much SR have you played?

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This guy posts something with Marie every day

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Splatfests were interest stirrers but not really terribly exciting outside of the final one.

I think that's more your problem, user. If you needed the game to make the fun for you, it's not true love.

Nope, only got 10x battles. Me and my gf won them all though!

I love this guy's work

>If you needed the game to make the fun for you,
yes that's how it works. If it wasn't then everyone would still be sitting around playing tabletops and /tg/ would be the most popular board.

You fucker.

>the best part.
That's not salmon run.

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who is more autistic? The person whole wrote all that out? Or the person actually taking time out of their day to read the whole goddamn thing? send help

People only like Pearl because artists make her look cute, she's an ugly, horried gremlit and I'm glad she's getting canned in Splatoon 3

Nice.

Bitter Orderfag detected

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Never mind the fact she's a spunky half-pint who saved the world.

Splat Zones
that's the only one I play really

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i only speak the truth. yebbys hoard their eggs at the other end of the map or on gay baby island, if you've played at all which i know you have, theres no need to "believe it when you see it" when you've absolutely seen it before

bamboozler all day every day

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>saving the world somehow changes your physical appearance

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chaos has taken over this user's mind

>Saving the world doesn't give your fans a reason to like you

>veemo
>not the most precious thing to ever grace us
I'll fight this person.

But do you have to remind me? It has actually been a while since I've seen it, though. Most shitters the last couple of shifts have just been dying too fast to even bother babysitting eggs.

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THE NOT SO GOOD PENIS GIRLS

lucky you, i got a egg lover earlier

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So.....will mr.grizz be nice and start giving away super sea snails as bonuses now now that splatfest is over? Don't make me level grind just to unlock clothing slots

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anybody knows if this is a good loadout ?

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Is this a fucking evil con carne reference

>tfw didn't even use my free online week for final splatfest
>still haven't played Octo Expansion

I should returned to play the hero, I should have returned and squashed Pearl's Chaos.

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>Nightmarish up close
>No escape when special goes off
Remind me to not fuck with you.

>the long-awaited highly anticipated 5.0 final update is here
>no new octo hairstyles

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>brellas are great
>but not undercover

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Nothing can stop the Pearl

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Was there any similar 2nd anniversary artwork?

haha coony

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Why do 90% of the pictures that Marina is in make her look like she's constantly turned on?

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we might actually get that anyway. Marie winning didn't make Marie the villain in the next game, if they actually do base the story on the splatfest it'll probably be about Pearl helping us bring chaos to a world that sorely needs more of it.

Not until Splatoon 3 bby.

Octos probably won't even be in splat3

Nintendo isn't like Game Freak, I'm sure Octos and Inklings with expanded customization will be the starting point.

Acid Hues is one of the best. Are you sure you're a pearlfag?

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Is Octo Expansion worth it for the SP?

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Absolutely, much better than hero mode

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Not him but I'm finding it difficult to find an Off the Hook track that isn't enjoyable to listen to for extended periods of time. None of there songs are real ear-graters.

Yes, it's great.

Because you have trouble perceiving women as human beings

Only if you really want to play as an octopus really
It's decent but not 20 bucks decent

good thing that it's 30% off rn

>DLC
>From Nintendo
>On sale

SHIT NIGGAH THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY

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>expecting nice things
You have only yourself to blame.

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>get excite
>it's not actually on sale

Why would someone do that, go on that internet and lie like that?

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Move to Europe, pleb

>It's decent but not 20 bucks decent
Nigger I will fight you.

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Why would I move somewhere less free?

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Looks solid as a very offensive set. This is my go to set for ranked. It's effective as heck and has carried me to S+ and X in everything not named claim blitz.

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Noo, I'm pretty sure it's the facial expression.

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I hope not. Because then, Pearl would be involved with a minor.

>Over the course of they level, they all get splatted until you're the last one remaining and have to fight the final boss alone
I can dig it.

yours looks like a good support set but I doubt you need that much sub power up
Beakons need only 2 subs of it, any more is redundant

>Only if you really want to play as an octopus
this is why I bought it and was pleasantly surprised by how much of a heavy hitter the dlc really was

>support.
Actually I play incredibly offensively. Quick charge up mean I'm fitting off missiles every few seconds and special saver lets me be extra reckless without worrying about my special being gone.
>but I doubt you need that much sub power up. Beakons need only 2 subs of it, any more is redundant

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with that. There's no feeling like your whole team basically having pseudo quick respawn to jump right back into the action before the opposing team can cover too much ground. I suggest you try 2 mains of sub power up beakons vs none or 2 subs yourself. The difference in speed is honestly night and day.

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Gonna be honest, I don't know what it means to perceive something as human.
I barely see myself as more then hands and the occasional existential crisis I get when I hear my voice or look in the mirror.
I get bad panic attacks when this happens, Is this normal?
And what does it mean to be human?
How does one treat a human?
I don't speak verbally and am considered mute by my peers.
What's my perception?
I accidentally remembered looking into a mirror at myself and am currently shaking and hyperventilating. Should I speak?

indeed
I played every splatfest and this was the only 100x I ever got, I did get some 10x before though
Glad I got one on the splatocalypse

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dunno dude
2 subs of it grant you 9 AP of quick super jump to whoever jumps to your beakons while a main and one sub of it grant 26 AP
Is half a second really worth a main and a sub of gear slots ?

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I wasn't expecting, I was hoping beyond all hope

That's even worse.

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Probably not but every seconds counts in ranked. If it ain't broke don't fix it in my case. But this doesn't mean I'm ignoring your counterpoint and i'll have to experiment with 2/3 subs sometime.

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Not him but the news tab on your switch's main menu. look for an article on splatoon 2. One of the articles should have a download link to give the 4 helmets that were for the event. It should still work.

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>Just learned the Jr weapons ink tanks isn't just for show and actually lets you this out their sub weapons for less ink
>Can toss out two auto bombs without boarding ink saver sub on custom

I wonder can it throw out 3 with max subs

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It was a really nice addition to the weapons during one of the later updates. Makes them a lot more flexible.

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Even though it's everyone's first weapon, the Jr is low-key great for Turf Wars due to its ability to lay down ink very rapidly while not sucking complete ass at killing enemies, unlike the Aerospray. I constantly topped my team with it during the final fest.
Not sure about ranked though.

Ink armor helps out a lot with a push, I've found.

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I've always respected the jr. Didn't know a path gave it and it's variations a bigger tanks that holds up to 10% more ink

its one of the best weapons in the game right now because they buffed it over and over

Yep

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every time I see a splatoon character I get sick to my stomach

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Post good feels
>throwing the stamp from afar on a campy long range and splatting him bonus if you're playing a rangelet
>getting a random kill from an inkmine

>tfw too ugly, bitter and brutish to ever be in a group photo with your friends

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Putting dualie mains in their place

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Just a picture of 3 becons. Am I missing something?

or webm rather

Ignore this user. If you like solid single player content, it's great.
Having a playable cephlaponification of preciousness and adorableness is icing on the cake.

That that guy shouldn't use chargers. Look at how shaky he is.

Ugh i swear they make thee salmon run weapon rotations terrible on purpose

see a psychologist

youtube.com/watch?v=83_nZOWGRD0&t=48s

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There are some grates on the right side of the map and they're replacing the ink rails with sponges.

Hell yes. My one and only 100x battle and we won!

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...

But you still lost

So what? Don't be such an asshole.

I'm just messing with you. Orderfags are so touchy

Oh shit that's what it is

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>activate ink armor
>teammates get a bunch of kills suddenly

absolutely based

I wanna see Callie in Fox's cockpit.

Agent 4 a cute.

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What a shitty take on Agent 4. Koreans are retarded

For some reason, I always picture Pearl acting like a female Murdoc.

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Why would you think that?

Is it not a thing to spam "Booyah" in nipland?
God, I feel kinda sorry for them.

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That's really wholesome.

elevens btfo

Huh, this thread is still up. That's impressive.
I'm assuming this is referring to certain artists. I'd be surprised to find anyone even hinting towards these kinds of things in something like a forum. But, I don't involve myself too much in the Splatoon communities on other sites, so I don't know what you've seen.
That being said, I find a lot less of that on Callie's side. But then again, one of the people I'm thinking of claims to like both Squid Sisters then posts bad stuff for both. So no one really gets to escape from it.

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these threads can last up to over an entire day, which by Yea Forums standards, is indeed impressive

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>tfw no persona 5/breath of the wild/octo expansion-like splatoon RPG
pls nintendo

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Not many threads last overnight, especially when they're half full by then.

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Don't underestimate us. We'll keep these threads through love.

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I'd play a Splatoon JRPG
or even an Xcom Clone like Mario and Rabbids

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its probably gonna be a while before we see anything related to this series again
probably wont even see it posted here outside of waifu or ost threads
its been fun

splatoon is trash and somehow they managed to make lolis ugly

how else could lolis go mainstream

Splatoon 3: Pearl lays an egg

sadly nogami-sensei and the team are working on animal crossing new horizons now
but considering what a hit splatoon has been for nintendo, they probably want to capitalise on that and have something in the works, either a spinoff coming soonish or the next main game after ACNH

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>inb4 splatoon GO!

Don't even fucking joke about that.

I wouldn't rule it out at all, nintendo have been investing in mobile games as of late

i wish i was joking
im so sorry anons

I'd play a Splatoon mobile game if it was just something like decorating your home in Inkopolis

Agent focused spin off, where you can play as 3,4, or 8, and go on various missions together

WHAT DO YOU KNOW
TELL ME EVERYTHING

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post yfw you will never hear the splatfest songs again

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I'd welcome it

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no
to be serious, i wont know more until after the garage sale that keeps getting delayed

kek

>smartphones exist but Agent 4 and 8 still use a fucking CD player

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I still have mine

they're retro now in the zwoomer world, like vinyl

casual clothes Pearl is so hot

I've got like 4 boomboxes. It's not that weird.

They must be hipster cephalopods

Splatoon 3 campaign will be about gathering the Chaos Eggs.

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>racemixing on two levels
nice

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>no ika musume outfit in S2

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Sucks, I really liked that collab

Why wouldn't I? I've downloaded all the audio.

you got a link?

Brawl took down all his extensions, I just used youtube-dl to download them all audio only.
It does seem, however, that someone new is either re-upping them or uploading their own versions, so go ham.

oh wow this thread is still up

I want to explore the city more than just the plaza, and for the game to get a tick rate of at least 30, ideally 60 or more.

What are the requirements to get to the secret boss?

Complete all 80 Metro missions.

woke up right before the thread ended. nice

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>Marina reading in a rocking chair under a blanket like a grandma

jej

Is this official art? I think this is the only time 4 and 8 have interacted. Even the relationship chart shows nothing for them.

Yes, that's official art.
4 and 8 are canonically roommates, which is the explanation for why your squid and octo share all their gear, weaponry, money, etc.

I didn't know that, but that's what I assumed was happening anyways. Do you know where they said they are roommates?

Never heard that before, but the idea is so cute.

Might've been an interview, though most of the proof is contained in that image.

>bamboozler
good taste

>ika musume ended over 3 years ago

Where does the time go

>X is top 1% of playerbase
>Quad X
>Still don't feel good at the game
When will I be gud

You're not good unless you're the best player

When you start being good to yourself

trash