ESA Summer Marathon

CUTE THREAD

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BEN ON LARXA'S STREAM RIGHT NOW

Wait, why the fuck was Warcraft 3 moved all the way to Saturday? I was looking forward to this one.
>It'll air during my work shift
FUCK

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HE CALLED SUSAN A FAGGOT

>"hurry up you fucking bigots! I'm up next! I flew all this way only to wait for you to go over estimate! I'm telling on you!"

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RATE STREAM 1
RATE STREAM 1
RATE STREAM 1

Stop shilling her stream like you did in the last thread as well. Fuck off.

Calm down, Susan. There's no nuggets on the stream right now.

Oh for fucks sake. I guess I should refresh the schedule page more often they keep changing shit.

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>mfw I realize ESA is acting as a virtual friend simulator
I need to get out more

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It's this song again.

Rude!

AYAYA

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This is more exciting than the actual stream lmao.

>YGO Forbidden Memories later
Man the final stretch of that game was pure bullshit.

Reminder this guy got Ben banned from the event.

She's completely ruining the doom experience.
How fucking shitty is she at video games.
I can't believe I clicked her stream just to see Chad Ben.
I've played over 6million hours of doom.
I have over 300,000,000 confirmed kills. Get this dumb Thor away from the pc.
Unfollowed Unsubbed

Yeah, I don't even like Larxa and her memelord shit, but this is really chill. Just the perfect example of how banning Ben lowered the quality of the official streams.

She never bothered to press space in front of a door.

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whats this bullshit about banned ben? i was looking forward to the vice city $25% race with frew

>stream 2 broke a world record

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She seriously just speaks in Twitch emotes and wears Pepe meme shirts. She barely plays video games at all, she's the definition of a memelord. Ben's bants are just entertaining, though.

Ryedawg also got banned.

The AI outright gives themselves whatever cards they want. It's like playing against the Pharaoh in that sense.

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Rundown now

wtf?

Any true doomer knows that the reason he's slaying the hell spawn is cause they killed his pet bunnyrabbit. Now he's out for revenge. Fucking normies

This is the closest we've got to an actual explanation.
twitter.com/esamarathon/status/1153315916052094977

She didn't know how to open a door in Doom and assumed she softlocked the game.

Wtf , did ESA become a shithole like gdq?

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Why wouldn't ESA want to raise 3 million dollars and pocket a percentage of that?

Heat update from Florida: it's now 27c and time to put on a jacket.

You can thank Susan for that.

>6 combats without lose any of them.
>two of them may throw in your face the ultimate dragon with high chances.
Pure RNGfest.

We've resorted to watching that dumb beak girl and English Ben on her stream.
She's so bad at video games it's actually quite humorous.

Elaborate/link?

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lel, it is like 28 here rn CFL :)
rain's coming though so probably drop.

MrWalrus3451 has a rare flag

North Florida today's the highest at 92 but it's going to be much cooler all week.

How was the nuggetmans run yesterday?

The RE4 run was so cancerous that even the couch got banned. Zeroo is the biggest faggot of all time.

>that new twitter layout

Is this shit super quiet?

twitch.tv/Larxa

why is every other game a fucking race aaaaaaa
i love not being able to see shit :)

Susan is a faggot and he'll never let you blow him. Just give up.

Randomiser race ALttP race on speedgaming starting.
We got some BigJon on commentary it seems.

No matter how many times you shill her stream, she won't sleep with you user.
>calm down Susan
Fuck Susan McNuggies as well

This norge dude is drunk as fuck or this is just how you Euros are?

Cheers.

Oh shit

Susan and Zeroo are both faggots for opposite reasons.

Is Original Sin 2 good? I really couldn't get into the first.

Fuck yes, thank god for the understream.

cringe, yikes too

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Sweet

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>dude we're on the wrong sides
>just flip the displays
>I only know how to flip the camera
>okay do that then
>flips camera vertically

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based

BIGGER

actually shit at videogames

>she does wear the ahegao shirt in public
jesus fucking christ

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>this European dude talking about how Asian women age

Lmao

Fucking shitshow is what this is becoming when (very unfunny) banter is enough to throw people out. Amazing.

Ben makes my nether regions feel funny and thus makes me touch them

ahahahaha that's too ballsy to be cringe desu

That's racist
Ya I knowee
BASED!!!!!!!!

Absolutely based.

>Feasel suddenly shows up on stream 3
holy shit whats he doing here

>ASMR BigJon

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Belgium truly is a meme country.

Stop shitposting, eBan.

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Thanks for the fun BEN.

Lol she couldn't handle their banter.

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>implying she didn't put it on just to post that image for some easy attention

If I piss myself in public for attention I still pissed myself in public.

Please sit on my face

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Did he just say "nice cock there for you"
Wot

should I buy this bros will I get arrested or something

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Yeah, that's hot.

What a semen demon.

No.

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Everyone will probably just cringe when they look at you

Yassss kang sleigh
Buy it then post a selfie of you wearing it in public.

It will look good only if you have a 10/10 face and a well built body

Good job ben for bullying larxa, I'm proud of you.

Any handsome lads at ESA

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re: shirt post above, nevermind they don't have it it XXL

So would a burlap sack.

Goodness no.

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I went to a party with a bunch of tabletop gaming guys. One of them got that as a birthday present. I think they thought it was funny, but really it was just incredibly uncomfortable.

I'm going to make you pay for this post.

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What the fuck the fatty looks like marlon brando

Holy shit is he online on steam!?!?!?
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO GUYS

Grill on stream2

I have more respect for otaku fatasses wearing shirts with an anime girl's face on it than any faggot wearing that meme shirt.

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which stream

You need to specify what stream, dip.

You just KNOW

Oh shit, is that the LA Noire dude on stream 2?

>not going to the dirt broke yet toned serf look

Strim 2

>le epik personal army

You'll never be a woman.

Man I still haven't finished child of light, stopped at the merperson village.

its garbage anyways

You will always be a newfag, you underage fuck

>1H40mn of hearthstone
For what purpose?

>The gross, fat and balding one tries to do the Yea Forums approved hand gesture
Really makes you think..

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I thought it was WC3 after Divinity? What the hell?

>card game speedrun
Do they speedrun opening packs to complete the full set?

Sounds like ourguy, bet he NTRs people

>A fucking Hearthstone speedrun
Lmao are you fucking serious?

>mfw just arrived from a concert where some motherfucker wore a shirt similar to this one
felt both disgust and respect towards that guy, but largely no one gave a shit

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>1:40 of Heartstone
Good time to make dinner.

who is the donator she sounds cute

Keep thinking that Zoomer.

DONATE FOR A SHIT PAINTING PLEASE

The only good card game speedrun was that YuGiOh one from a year or two ago.

Leave Marlon brando alone

Sleepy time in Europe

Tezur0 is based. He ran like 6 or 7 games at the Winter ESA this year. Has he ran anything yet?

kermit is an announcer?

Reminder

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I want to give her kisses

Name a single thing worse than an ironic weeb

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>inb4 Hoganpost

>Learning a speedgame people only play for online

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I've been in a coma for the past 5 years.
Tell me about the Mcnuggies. What do they mean?

An unironic weeb

Michael Jackson nose

I'd pet her nose.

I have to dress formal for work and I still sneak the black and white socks version of this at work

play shadova

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If only she molested me

>gross
Nah

I bet when she does a line of coke she has to shove the $20 half an inch up her nose to make sure the snow doesn't get stuck in that honker.

I actually watch him...

I really hope staying up for randomised crystal will pay off, I'm so fucking tired already

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I bet she can smell in 4K IMAX 3D.

who 1h40m nap here?
same. I'm looking forward to it

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i hope so too but they normally never do

>that first try dampe into VC crash
Another kino zfg run

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kys

Finally got a stable internet connection for 24 hours.
Any god tier runs like pic related so far?

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I also hope that it's good.

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This is some Hearthstone hype right there

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pubg speedrun when?

Nothing quite like that but if you like Metako and Leonis you should watch the whole FFX-2 run. It was good. It was relaxing and the lead changed a lot.

I'm watching 5 episodes of anime

>10h+ "comfy" run
Stop shilling that shit

Not even chinks give a fuck about it anymore.

It was a shit tier run that went SIXTEEN MINUTES over estimate and they should both be fucking banned

>hearthstone speedrun
???

Susan, you should be getting some rest.

>a fucking card game

How long was this run in total? I want to check it out once ESA is over.

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>almost 2 hours of this
what the fuck there is no way this wasn't a paid run

Well, at least Terzur0 is on commentary, but I really can't watch fucking Hearthstone for an hour and a half.

>Heartstone
>but next run is YGO Forbidden Memories

It's time.

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For what purpose

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STFU punchi nobody likes you

Will do. Are the VODs up somewhere yet or am I just gonna have to do with the current runs?
Then run was 11:53:52. They faffed about a bit afterwards though.

????????

How do you speedrun a multiplayer card game?

Reminder there's a decent rpg on stream 2 with an actual female playing

>Hearthstone
>1:40

Might as well just turn my screen off and stare at it blank for an hour and a half.

fucking kek, what a shitshow

have you ever noticed how all the wackiest shit in ESA comes from anglos?

>actual female playing
WOAH I BET SHE WILL GIVE ME PUSSY IF I WATCH

This guy isn't an anglo

I was talking about the stuff before

>90 more minutes of fucking hearthstone
Is child of light any interesting or is it time to bring out the booze?

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I wish more than 2 people ever speedran Card City Nights

Is the girl pinkbunny or seductive spatula?

>Hearthstone speedrun
What's next an Overwatch speedrun?

A quick search will get you your result user

Pinkbunny. Spatula has a Norwegian accent.

well there was a Warframe speedrun

Probably not but it's worth a shot if you're that desperate.

How was that?

Rate this ESA so far

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Does anyone here speedrun any video game?

If you dont, and you were forced to, is there a game you think you'd be able to speedrun if you tried?

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>It's not even been 20 mins

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NO FUN ALLOWED/10

>hearthstone speedrun
>it's literally just a lets play

nice for background noise/10

I would speedrun Valkyrie Profile because surprisingly the current categories aren't very long.

Blizzard has totally not paid to shill their game at the event

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Better than GDQ yet no Maral makes me sad/10

Some of the GTA games for sure.

Here in Rio when it goes below 20 I start to freeze.

too many duds
a lot of these games just aren't fun to watch
especially if you haven't played them

>didn't win the game
>moved on to the next one anyways
ebin speedrun

Yeah, Guacamelee games. It's really fun to blitz through and the 1st one's gotten some great skips despite the reputation of memegame. Wish the community wasn't so dead though.

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A truly sobering thought.

Well it was already pretty bad but this run just took a dive in the dumpster.

Quick rundown on Hearthstone showcase? Main question: WHY?

I was thinking of running Crash or Spyro after I finish them casually

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Probably Deus Ex, pretty fun tricks and not too hard except for occasional LAM clipping

e.y.e for sure

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>Awful Block
>Great runs, super fun
>Neighbour asks if I want to watch Lodoss with her
>Fuck yeah
>Come back home, feeling great, now would be perfect for some nice spee...

WTF is this shit now!?

Megaman X
Hollow Knight
Bloodborne
Momodora

Im pretty bad at all of them except Bloodborne.

I'd run Atelier Rorona because it's a sub 30 minute run

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the twitch mods are working hard i see

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runescape

What are you playing to pass the HS speedrun?
/Warcraft3/ here

I spend longer than that jacking off to her

redpill me on bigjon

Crowning in P&D.

Fallout 1 and 2 are pretty easy if you already played the game at least once. It's just clicking around.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo

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Stream2 is kinda comfy.

Super Metroid and some classic Mega Man games. I do it for fun but if you ask me which I would run seriously, Mega Man

I might try to clear the Battle Tower in Pokemon Emerald.

>Haha it was just a prank guys

>I am donating because my Germany has dies from Germany

How are my nuggers doing today?

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NoNuggets/10
NoFun/10
Re4/10
Dmc4 run was the best part of the marathon so far.

Brother needs an intervention, someday his heart won't keep up

>mods are deleting any criticism about heartstone in the chat
Yeah guys it's not sponsored we promise you!

There's no escape. Let the card autism consume you.

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Full Spectrum Warrior or Hello Kitty island adventure.

>didn't think it could be possible for a worse genre for speedrunning marathons than RPGs
>hearthstone
FORGIVE MY IGNORANCE VIDYA GODS

Im watching his hitman run right now. He seems less suicidal now.

I'd do a one handed run at ESA

>asian pollack

now i've seen it all

I've been seriously thinking on speedrunning Megaman Network Transmission 100% since I haven't seen a single run of it. Chips are obtained based on how fast you destroy a virus so is actually very easy to farm them, the only issue would be S Ranking Navis like BrightMan and ProtoMan early on. I just love the game and it has the gameplay, visuals and music to make it enjoyable to replay.

Watching Jojo

What's sadder, being a janny? Or being. A twitch mod. THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>now i've seen it all
Clearly not the Polish flag

Did i miss anything good today? Any more bannings?

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imagine speedrunning hearthstone

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Hey anons let's get up and stretch our muscles!

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>Old School RPG Block
That's good

>Monster Hunter World
That's bad

>BFF (+Boshy run) & Big Jon hosting
That's Good

>RE4
That's Bad

>Awful block
That's GOOD!

>Hearthstone
That's BAD!

Come on ESA, don't do this to us! Everytime it hits a new high, it's followed by a new low.

RPG runs are pleb filters

These speedrunning events, watching it and discussing it with people in these threads is almost like having buddies. What would you guys speed run if you had to choose a game? I think Hotline Miami would be a cool one

Youre a shitty buddy who doesnt listen to his friends. Read the thread, we just did this.

THE HOLY TRIFECTA OF SHITTY SPEEDRUN GENRES:
CARD GAMES
RACING GAMES
RPGs

apologies I missed it

Fuck you, we're not your buddies anymore!

Marlow Biggs and the mask of destiny

Live Crowd not even pretending like they're watching cardshit

>no good runs tonight

being a wagecuck is suffering, especially when they save the absolute worst shit for the only 6 hours i can watch

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Yea hitman run was pretty good, I watched it on vod cause missed it live.
He's prolly my fav runner so far at esa.

Remember to stand up every so often gamers

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Wario Land Shake-It!! was wholesome and good and the runner PB'd.
He also acknowledges and appreciates the people cheering at Screen #1 for making the mood in the room good and even ends up telling the people watching how much he appreciates it
really great run, I suggest it

I don't but if i did, Final Fantasy V looks a little interesting to me.

On the subject of cards what's the last deck building game you enjoyed and why was it Slay the Spire?

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It's upside down Poland bro

>both streams are trash games

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DO I WATCH

THE HOLY TRINITY OF GREAT SPEEDRUNNING GENRES
Platformers
Action/Adventure
FPS

I want to lick your cum out of Samus!

>FPS
Only on consoles.

Because Slay the Spire wasn't f2p pvp garbage, and actually allowed you to unlock new cards without paying shekels/grinding for months.

Heartstone is so bad it literally killed the stream.

Here's some gold kind stranger :^)
-boop-

/speedgaming has a ALttP randomizer race

Wait until the next run, I hope they do something fun for Forbidden Memories, but I wish they'd have done an actual race at least in Stream 2 since apparently it will only last half an hour.

Ben is fucking 4years younger than me?! Aaah he looks older I can't take it

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If you can't handle a 6+ hours RPG run, you're pathetic.

>FPS

only interesting FPS runs i've seen are quake and titan fall 2

Rip stream 1

Going through Nowhere Prophet atm, can't decide if it's a huge RNGfest or I'm just a shitter

I would speedrun my dick in a blender while listening to "without chu" on full blast.

How old is he

THANKS BASED user!
>THANKS BASED user!
THANKS BASED user!
>THANKS BASED user!
THANKS BASED user!
>THANKS BASED user!

Let's Play BROS
WW@?

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americans are going to sleep so these threads will get better

yugioh tag force special.
you get everything for free and date every yugioh girl up until the first arc of arcv

Can they use this as an excuse to skip hearthstone?

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>FPS
Besides classic Doom, Quake and Half-Life, what else is interesting to watch? Both Golden Eye and Perfect Dark are watching the floor: the run

WE'RE BACK FROM THE SHADOW REALM

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It's yuros that are going to sleep now.

Its okay cutie I forgive you

4.5 hour FFX-2 run last night was unironically the best thing of the marathon so far, long FF runs can be comfy kino unless the FUCKING ANNOUNCERS ruin it like at gdqs

born 1997

He's 8 years younger than me
21

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titanfall 2 from last sgdq was like really really good

I was playing Teppen recently. It's fun, but it's already difficult to advance ranks if you don't use a Wesker or a Nergigante deck, which I don't really want to build.

Hehe we have ahaha a donatioehehe for a, could you stop playing? For Eifel 65 ehehe!

the retard who puts hearthstone in marathon needs to be beaten

Not me, I'm a neet and will probably be up til around 5am here

>Can't take it
Personally I think looking younger is way better than looking older.

>Be 33
>Tell people my age
>They look fucking gobsmacked and think I'm way younger
I fucking LOVE that look on people's faces when they find out.

For classic FF, agreed. But for anything past VI is a hit or miss. I honestly liked X-2 yesterday

There's always that one retard in the thread that doesn't know what time it is.

hopefully this shit is going to finish S O O N

Is ALttP a race or co-op?

X was great at ESA winter and VII was great a couple GDQs ago. probably depends on the runners as well

holy shit viewer numbers dropped hard on stream one, it was hovering around 10k at this time yesterday and 12k all today and now its down to 3,000 lmao. Based retards running Hearthstone.

No.
I wish it was a ratchet and clank game, but I'd suck at the tech when I looked at the ESA and GDQ runs, so maybe I'll just speedrun a megaten game like nocturne or strange journey or IV white end.
Maybe git gud at parasite eve so I can do a comfy JRPG run. Hopefully not overest.

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the stream died for a minute and they have not refreshed their viewbots yet.

What happened to stream one, it was at like 12k, now it's 3k? Did the tech crew find it just as boring?

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Hearthstone.

>Keep posting the fat fetishist negro
I vomit every time OP

>He's 8 years younger than me
what do we do bro? We're getting old

it's not about looking old, it's that I'm realizing I'm getting old

>yuros are waking up

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I personally don't like X and its unskippable cutscenes. X-2 is more lighthearted and actually shows it at the opening cutscene, so cutscenes are more tolerable.

Catherine next on 2

Sad I missed the Child of Light run, seem to have had great coomentary

"""""speedrun""""" of an P2W online card game

>what do we do bro?
Nothing. I already went through the crisis when I realised I was going to be 30 soon. Right now I don't particularly care, I'll just try to look after myself as best I can and wait for the sweet embrace of death.

>Catherine run

REAL SHIT, BOYS

isn't catherine tomorrow at 4AM EST?

Yeah, in about 9 hours from now.

>Catherine run is tomorrow
GODDAMMIT YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

GEEZE I DUNNO, HEARTHSTONE IS TOO MUCH FUN I GUESS!

>catherine next

yeah, in like 10 hours. stream 2 is going offline next

>heartstone still not over

is this the low point of the marathon? both streams are up and are fucking terrible

Holy shit, this is the lowest I've seen stream 1's viewer count in a while lmao

I asked nicely user, please make her sticky beforehand.

Reminder that /speedgaming has a LttP randomizer tourney going on right now with BigJon commentating. It's not that great, but it's definitely not Hearthstone.

>stream 2 just finished up
no escape from this Hearthstone hell

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>still ~40 minutes of hearthstone to go

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zelda shit is just as bad

see

/speedgaming. Is better than Heartstone

wait it's a tourney? that's cool. How many people are in it?

Hearthstone is literally the worst thing ran so far by a big margin.

>Nothing. I already went through the crisis when I realised I was going to be 30 soon. Right now I don't particularly care, I'll just try to look after myself as best I can and wait for the sweet embrace of death.

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Do you usually wake up around midnight?

see Pretty low energy stream tho. Guess most staffers are running on fumes right now. Are there any good runs scheduled for tomorrow?

Mr. Oliva!

Reminder that we could've had a comfy speedrun of WC3 TFT's ud campaign right now instead of this snooze fest.

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what fucking nerd thought it would be a good idea to ''speedrun'' a card game. Nobody gives a shit. Might as well run solitaire. Actually that would be better since at least everyone understands the rules.

Who's the schmuck who okay'd having a god damn card game in a speedrun marathon

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yes
normalfags go

Forbidden Memories is actually great to watch

When Blizzard offers them monies and sponsor then they can't say no.

>every single person diagnosed with alzheimer's WILL DIE

yeah no shit, everyone who is ever born will die.

What's even the value in this?
Is he even doing anything other than gimmick strats and clicking sorta fast?

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deep

everyone clearly wants to sleep on that stream

I strongly recommend you read the books (light novels) if you liked the anime. They are much better. Just read volume 7 a week ago, best one so far. It took place at High Elf Archer's home and Cow Girl and Guild Girl came along as well.

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there was a yugioh game at esa winter that was really good iirc

Planning it is fairly involved, and people have been doing HS speedruns on the singleplayer campaigns a lot. It's not for me though, fairly dull to watch.

FUCK next game is a yu-gi-oh card game. Alright fuck this, ill check out pokemon maybe

>first notail, now universe
d2g i know morokai sucks but go back to sleep

ygo games and the old ass magic game are the only good ones to run.
in this case Blizzard dropped the shekels

whens the dota 2 shadow fiend mirror match any % run

Give them a break, Dota 2 is dying.

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I like bigjon much better when he is chill (or tired) his voice is pretty comfy in the background compared to when he presents

>viewer count dropped to 5k even with the second stream gone

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not anymore senpai, got out of that shitty game 2 years ago

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its actually doing better now, was 3k 20 minutes ago

Ppl in chat getting banned for even questioning of blizzard paid for it to be there.
I stopped what I was doing and turned on cancer chat a bit ago and there were a ton of time outs for measly shit. It was kinda funny to watch. Basically everyone not sucking the games dick got timed out.
>this is boring
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>why play a card game
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>people actually play this?
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>when are the fun games
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They really got some full fledged stick up their ass mods this time around.

>They really got some full fledged stick up their ass mods this time around.
Or blizzard paid for it to be run and one of the conditions is no bad talking the game in chat

The stream went down for a bit and twitch is slow as molasses to update. But yeah this game certainly had people tune out aswell

probably a Blizzard rep at the venue looking over their shoulder.

>those numbers on stream 1
that is what you get for forcing this trash can of a game

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>dodesu_tv: I hope we get more (totally not sponsored) games from Blizzard Activision™ speedran here in the future.
>dodesu_tv: message deleted by a moderator.

kek

people have been saying the twitch mods are nazis all marathon. this shit literally has become just as bad as GDQ. only difference is GDQ has trannies, but even they're migrating out now that their leader proto is gone

GDQ moderators moderate ESA chat too for years now, they even pushed for sub only chat as early as 2017 but ESA has declined each year now.

Saw that haha

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Twitch chat deserves Nazis. The actual ones, not the mod ones.

>coming all the way from Australian Poland to speedrun a card game that everyone seems to hate

Sad desu

same yugioh game is next son

>It took place at High Elf Archer's home and Cow Girl and Guild Girl came along as well.
I hope there were goblins because otherwise it sounds awful

Yea, I'd they were Nazi's I'd be able to get away with kike jokes.
They're obviously Jews.

I don't know about you guys but I'm enjoying this run, Hearthstone: Blackrock Mountain seems pretty bassed to me.

How much did this speedrun cost this lad

>hearthstone
why would you choose this as your run

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he's from monaco so i assume he's filthy rich. no big deal for him

only thing good about goblin slayer is the doujins

this. it's pretty cheap to get too.

It's indonesia

>chink speedrunning Hearthstone
GDQ was actually better than ESA this year just admit it. Most years it's the other way but this is hot garbage.

I got timed out for 1h because of that message.

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THE DK SIGNAL

he is getting paid my dude.
a friend of mine works for blizzard and they waste a lot of money trying to shove hearthstone down people's throat. He shilled the game real fucking retard in our circle of friends. people who bring more people also gets a huge extra for mr. shekelstein

Don't cry over dead whores, man.

>Both entered Ganon's tower at the same time
This is going to be good.

dumb reisenposter

Holy shit

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sadly have to agree, too many unironically shit games and races where you can't see shit

>speedrun
>he's just clicking really fast
So youre saying I can speedrun VN's now?

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>All these garbage chests in /speedgaming

This is getting good

you can speedrun runescape

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

But Hearthstone has been ran at GDQ too.

No.

ESA this year isn't even halfway over so I disagree. We'll see when it's over I guess. GDQ this year was only marginally better than last time because of no proto, but the donation readers are actively trying to kill the event each year imo

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>stream 1 lost half it's viewers

Thanks Blizzard.

Yeah, it's actually a fairly popular speedgame despite all the people saying blizzard shilled this crap. It's boring as crap imo but hey

ESA winter was pure kino. so, no.

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>but the donation readers are actively trying to kill the event each year imo
fucking this
donation readers made half the runs unwatchable

BASED

>You are currently timed out from Chat.

rude desu

They don't want that 100 dollar donation.

What's the next step of your master plan

what is the best game to watch speedruns of? Most skill or interesting skips or glitches or whatever.

Watching a man fighting his desire to kill himself for 3 hours was a definitive highlight.

yeah true you can't get comfy with GDQ anymore it all had to be HOIP XD to bait donations

Don't post or talk about Larxa on here you pathetic dipshits. She's too pure for that.

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What did you post

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OOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRBBBBB

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Anyone crapped their pants at this ESA yet?

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Gen 1/2 pokemon

There's also the crowd yelling ORBBBB or HOIIPP

Mario 64 probably, which funnily enough is barely ever ran anymore outside of shitty races.

OoT all bosses, Mario64, Mario Cart, Boshy, Golden Eye

The N64 has great speedgames in general

why do we suddenly like ben now that he's banned? during the winter event he came and posted here and everyone was calling him a faggot attentionwhore.

>American shits his pants
shocking

>Crystal randomizer is coming up soon

The forced """""""""pun"""""""" donations are pure cancer

What happened here

Asked if they got the mods from GDQ.

3600 second time-out

Yea Forumseddit

DK64

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Yea Forums makes fun of someone they have a crush on them

that wasnt me, i offered 100 dollareedoos

there's been some good shit at ESA this year, but overall it is DEFINITELY in decline

>nazi twitch mods
>heavily screening/censoring donation comments
>banning people for having fun on stream
>stream 2 no longer in comfy side room
>multiple punchy runs

and for all this selling out, they're still barely making any money. even the fucking vinesauce marathon made like $40k in it's first 8 hours, this is a pathetic showing for how corporate they're trying to be

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>still no donations

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Zelda run is really close.

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metako appearing out of nowhere and telling him that he could do it and forcing him to finish the game was amazing.
it also showed people how much of ball busting game FF3 can be. in a normal playthrough the game can and will fuck you up real bad. even worse in a speedrun.
I lost the X-2 yesterday. gonna watch it tomorrow

Anyone screw up at ESA yet?
clips.twitch.tv/HilariousSincereHerringWTRuck

please tell me he's gonna get cucked out of his incentive

>come home from work
>hearthstone

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>now
>everyone was calling him a faggot
I agree he was shitposting a bit too much in the threads during winter but by no means was he obnoxious or anything and his ESA performance was same as anyone else's. It's not like he's insufferable cunt like Susan for multiple years now.
Ben's Tony Hawk run from the other day was decent fun in itself if you saw that.

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i was bitching for a bit and diddnt get banned, despite seeing others getting nailed at the same time

>chink speedrunning Hearthstone
but his flag is Polish?

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Imagine letting some asshole run Hearthstone at your marathon but no one is running RUNESCAPE

literally pitying anyone missing the LttP Randomizer right now

Be happy it's almost over.

Can't believe how close it was

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personally i never had any issue with him. i thought it was weird he was getting so much hate back in winter.

Why is his flag flipped?

>a friend of mine
Almost got me here

Nethack run when

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That clutch as fuck lead change.

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Why hasn't there been a runescape run? Can't you turn off chat? I'll fill that void if I have to

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Wow, that finale was insane. Left got to greedy.
Really some high quality speedrunnig on display.
Fuck Hearthstone btw. hope the runner dies.

don't worry they lost over half of the viewers thanks to that kek

what's the minimum IQ required to understand what the fuck is going on in this hearthstone run

reading is for faggots

IT'S OVER

It's the flag of Monaco. NOT Poland

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MISSED IT LOL

they did it at nasa but it was a shitty meme run that took like two minutes

40

like 50

Is the next ALttP race soon or is there going to be a break?

It took like 5 seconds actually.

>MISSED THE SHOWCASE SORRY

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will yugioh be good or should i go play vidya?

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it is true. he even got banned from some ygo and magic locals for shilling for hearthstone.
you have no idea how much money blizzard pours into shilling their games in all kinds of levels

Get off the fucking stage

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No, he's from the Netherlands but they accidentally cropped the bottom off.

Lol next time get Toast in there.

>same thing on 1 and 2
what did they mean by this?

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please user that jon is big enough

shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of the stream your run is over

Is Forbidden Memories showcase. It will either be steamrolling through it with an OP deck, TAS or eternal suffering.

2 ended for the day

The game is known for being some hax bullshit so should be fun.

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Blizzard shilling

game time

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toast is fucking awful

Oh, that makes more sense.

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the shill was strong in this run. jesus

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problably will do some RNG manipulation to get a good drop, maybe more things beyond that.

time for some kino

English ben?

ah ok, wasn't sure because I just got back after eating and cleaning and I never actually looked at the schedule for stream 2.

I just want to say. Fuck Blizzard and Activision. I hope Classic fucking bombs.

woah woah woah WOAH
blizzard does NOT use shills to promote their games

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based

>run ends
>viewers immediately jump from 5k to 7k and nothings even happening on stream yet

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Good night big boy.

Stream 1 is all we have left now, right?

But he is fun. And there is not too much skill involved in this RNG shitgame. He would come up with the same shit ideas or better ones but making it more fun to watch.

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>I hope Classic fucking bombs.
Me too. But I seriously doubt it considering nostalgiafagging blizzdrones

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God RoboSparkle got hot

You mean maximum iq
Probably about 50 then it becomes too dumb to understand

holy shit lmao I actually feel kinda bad for that guy who ran it

how desperate are you

I can't believe that was the last run before I sleep.

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>YGO coming up
Ey guys you should really check this 8

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>sleeping

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very

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I thought jewWario died

You honestly wasted good sleeping time there. What did you expect was about to happen in a fucking "Hearthstone Speedrun"? There is only one to blame here and i think you know who that is.

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>"female" brosef
>ponefucker
wew

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You should have gone for a 7 instead.

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What other games are there where the antagonist gets outskilled by a side character?

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wait a minute, that 5

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Blizzard for making abysmal shite?

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they don't even try to hide anymore kek

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL

With manip the WR is more than 1 hour. There is around 20 obligatory duels and outside the starter 10 everyone one else has bullshit card

Just FYI a normal non manipped run goes from 4 hours to 12 +. The 2 holy grails (megamorph and meteor black dragon ) have droprate in the low 1% Meanwhile, Kaiba 3 has up to 3 Blue eyes ultimate dragons and has a ( hidden) handsize of 20 cards. Furthermore, He is the 4th duelist in a 6 man gauntlet, you lose once you start from the start. Btw, BEUD overpowers your best possible card by 1000 atk, so unless you got 3 buff in hand you already lost. Enjoy

GIVE IT UP FOR THE TECH CREW

impressive.... nice

I mean, yes. But you stayed online, Blizzard didn't put a gun at your head and did force you to watch!

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You mean this 7?

Just woke up did anything fun happen in the last 12 hours or is RE4 still at the top?

Wait, a showcase? A mod showcase, what?

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pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

I'm not even the same guy, i just wanted to blame blizzard for something again

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No, this one

A showcase because there will be a race of this game later on another channel.

>forbidden shitteries aka the literal worst meme in speedrunning
>it's also being run by a guy who played with a modded iso on an emulator for better rng
what the fuck was esa thinking?

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This, forbidden meme ories is a nice sr why waste everyone's time with this?

Embarrassing desu
Now check my 5

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YOU TRICKED ME!

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>They are dancing.
Kino desu

I missed this music so much.

Sweet fucking A, over three hours of pure unadultered suffering.

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I just wanted to spend more time with you user.

These boys getting into the music is saving this run.

Embarrassing desu. Check my 7.

new

fun run coming up

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why was he 3 hours over estimate?

the hue made a mod where some cards have effects and there is also new cards and characters. glad that people are modding PS1 and PS2 games now and moved on from the SNES

You know when and what channel?

A-user...

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>yeah right, as if blizzard needs any help selling their games LuL
T.actual retards in chat
Lol they honestly believe this

FF3 decided to fuck leonis' ass with and barbaer wire condom. it was the last game on stream 2. and stream 1 was a trash fire. so metako convinced the staff to let leonis finish the run adn helped him too

Metako is the guy in charge of 2nd stream right?

/speedgaming. No idea when.

cheers, hopefully not after I'm asleep.

we found the shill.
always the same response in different threads. unbelievable