Old white male

>we shit on everything just because it is new

hello Yea Forums

>single best character in the entire game before he even came out
except he's trash
you're a retard

>t. sjw

look how cute they look haha

You could do so many things with a gravity-based character. He could have made awesome jump pads. He could have grabbed projectiles and bullets and thrown them back at people. He could fly.

What do they do instead?

Rocks.

>make an amalgam of Megaman "scientist" characters and name it after a Megaman X character
Mega LAME

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>game has had multiple tank heavy metas
>metas are broken as fuck because the basic mechanic of % damage doesn't exist in the game
>three years in and there's finally a single, ultimate ability that does % damage
>the fucking "tank buster" still does static instead of % damage

Are they likely to finally release a support with a cleanse or a DPS that can reduce healing at some point in the next five years as well?

what the fuck is his ammo?

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in his feet

Looks like a battleborn character.

How do we know he's straight though?

>implying they wont suddenly reveal that he is gay soon to appease the very small outrage happening

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lol, he will be gay in two monts
Blizz is beyond saving now

No, he is clearly asexual.

Look at all them reused assets

you can't just turn everything into apex legends characters jesus christ

he might be bi. i don't think they have a bi character yet?

So I’m guessing it’s gonna take 3/4th’s of a month to get him out of Ptr and into live right?
What’s the point of “play testing” the new characters in ptr if the same thing happens every time.
>ptr new character for 3 weeks.
>consoleplebs can’t play him.
>people who do in ptr give great recourses and comments about new character.
>small changes, minuscule buffs/nerfs, maybe bug fixes.
>after 3 weeks, finally hit live.
>oh shit, he’s more broken than we thought and is the new meta, better beef them to the ground.
>only a few people still one trick as him, and the rest keep picking nothing but dps.
Every time.

hasn't been like that since two heros ago. They are aware of people crying about this exact thing.

If have been fine if they had made soldier Bi to cover both bases of brownie points for the lgbt and why he wears socks with sandals, and being everyone’s “father figure”.
A gay dad based off Clint Eastwood just sounds fucking retarded.

I would be okay with this, Sigma scratches my DILF needs like Soldier 76 does. I just hope the porn is good.

sigma balls lol

Microaggressions.

What’s the difference now though? Do they get released after only 2 weeks? Do they actually look at the comments and data they need from the ptr to judge what to do with them? What do they do that’s new/not doing what I said?

Simple. Everyone or almost everyone at actiblizz is white, hence why its easy to make a "decent" white male
fun fact: whites are a minority in overwatch yet all the cucks autistically screech "REEEEEE REEEEEEEEE THERE ARE TOO MANY WHITES IM LITERALLY SHAKING"

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its just there to make sure something insane isn't gonna happen before they make them live. I think baptiste was like within the week.

>why he wears socks with sandals
What does that have to do with anything?

people who hate people who wear socks with sandals have never done it themselves and have never experienced true comfyness

You would never catch a fashionista spic and span gay guy wear socks with sandals. Being bi makes more sense because he’d just be a dude that likes the best (gross shit) of both worlds, and wouldn’t give a damn how he dresses.

But he's an old white dude. Most old men have no sense of fashion