IRL bosses

Shouldn't he be looking after humperdoo?

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>posting on Yea Forums
>talking shit about anyone else's shitty choices
lmao

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+ his minions

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fat fuck detected, go eat a salad

came here to post this

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>he didn't agree with me
>he must be fat
Get a load of this dumb fuck

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Why are americans like this?

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>irl

>not hero

>He thinks his skeleton isn't waiting to burst from his body and charge into battle.
I'm trying to warn you.

he might weigh 600 lbs and be permanently fused to his Barcolounger by his own feces, but he still gets more pussy than Yea Forums

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>keeps stopping the fight to sing a verse in the boss music score

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>boss is a duo

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Who can even take women delinquents seriously? Was this just for fun?

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This is a mid-game cutscene.

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>boss picks up underlings and throws them at you

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Keep crying fat ass

LEFT HAND RULE, JACK

>boss eats the other boss mid-fight to gain health and power

Just a style and subculture

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the fuck is that dress

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He wins because room temperature fast food makes me want to vomit.

She's cute but what's this doing in this thread?

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Why would pol be on suicide watch?

based

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I'll get the usual one out of the way

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based and BLOATpilled

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guys, it is 2019, the KKK is not okay, okay?

I look like that!

Except I don't get as angry in the face and people usually don't crowd around me when I'm yelling...

I say, I say ah what's goin' on in this thread?

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The fucku you say oniichan?

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sticc

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It looks like she either disemboweled him or cut off his junk.

BORN
INTO A PACK

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i bet this is russia

>Florida Man bizarre adventures

what the fuck lmao

>I would totally btfo all them at once with my culture of martial art and videogames

HEAR YE HEAR YE
Y'ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR ARE EQUAL IN THE EYES OF THE MINISTRY OF COLOR
STEP FORTH CHILDREN OF COLOR
SPOOKS AND GOOKS
SPICS AND NIGS
WITH THE POWERS INVESTED IN US, WE CLEANSE YE

>the villain is right about everything
>you have to kill him anyway

did he died?

So what the heck happened here

>Prevented the immigrant route to europe
>Gets killed
youtube.com/watch?v=69wBG6ULNzQ

>never should of come here
did he died?

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gross

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is this an austin powers sketch?

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based

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THE FIRES OF GREED WILL BURN THE WEAK
SO WE'LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE

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She looks like she's hiding a cartoon boner under that dress.

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Hero.

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what the fuck

Isn’t she like 5’10? How short are those two faggots. Doesn’t matter that she’s wearing heels

i wanna cosplay this one day lmao

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Don't do this to me user.

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Is that a genderbent Proto Man?

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you need a panther to go along with it

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He's still working as a wrestler?

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To be fair you can be legally blind without 100% loss of vision. And the guy with two books can be using a dictionary or English to other language translation book.

mutts ruin everything

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>dex
>str
>faith
>int

tfw no ogre gf

Just play Red alert 2 as Libya to keep his spirit alive

he v. cute

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Fucking hell, I miss him bros.

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This faggot couldnt even unlock the boss for this post

I think he was stabbed twice with a kitchen knife in the abdomen. He survived. Bitch was crazy.

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lol what a clown

I unironically hope that guy died

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>Barb

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she was cute tho

But why is he naked in the lobby?

youtube.com/watch?v=v71trQFqfqk

Can black cocks even compete against this?

Fucking based

>boss select screen

D..DO THEY FUG?

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hahahha fuck! all im hearing in my head is the crazy native guys voice that ace ventura fights in the second movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=75UT97Q12-Y

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>boss can corrupt you

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>taking any delinquent seriously

Fucking Drakengard.

YOUR SOUL IS MINE

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STRONK ASIAN GORL...

>earth
>fire
>wind
>water

Holy fuck, that's hot

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that's hilarious

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youtube.com/watch?v=0i0OwFq9PCk

set.scale 1.5

what the fuck

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>Sequence breaking lets you run into bosses dozens of levels above you

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Pretty much any long-time deathmatch wrestler looks like a boss fight. My pic is kinda cheating though, given the sword.
You bet your ass.

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Yakuza 7 looking good.

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>Optional Average British Pub Boss

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he yield

Nice night for a walk, eh?

>dom shit

gay

That would turn me on

>a Metal Slime appears!

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small gene pool

>youtu.be/20XREf55X9E

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>Pocket Sand!

Sunderland

>Miss Shakedown

How long ago was this match again? I recall Kenny saying he wants to give her real wrestling training once she's 18.

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Is anyone else unable to throw hard punches in their dreams? Reminds me of that feel

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what the fuck is the first one

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I remember I wrote a shitty drama play in my final year of high school about Gaddafi and the Arab Spring. Got to play him for my final grade and surprisingly got a 92

>rogue
>monk
>wizard
>alchemist
>sorcerer
>beastmaster
>warrior
>soldier

but where is captain planet

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DUDE you know the big guy that holds the smaller tribal guy? i've met him multiple times before, he works at a cupids hotdog stand

Book nigga is literally me

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I'm pretty sure that's just a boss from the Killer is Dead. Hamada-Yama, phase 1 IIRC.

I remember getting a 100 on an extremely edgy creative writing piece I made in 8th grade. I remember looking back on it negatively within a year, even as a dumb teenager I knew I made some bad shit there. I was the only 100 in the class too.

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That isn't an American

Probably got spooked you'd off yourself with a bad grade.

I like how the bear took a few minutes to process that he got kicked and then immediately fucking lunges to attack.

I love this one

>boss fight takes place under water

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name?

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>Assassins creed 2 ending

Goes to show, no matter the race, culture, upbringing or time, females are whores.

>she came here to laugh at you

I hear you can one shot this boss if you bring 3 packets of McChicken sauce

i just looked him up and it looks like he died in the early 2000s

>filename

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Was it rape?

>Captain Get Off Our Planet

show name?

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>earth
Its holy

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>diane prince
What?

rip in sand big guy

>earthworm jim final boss

Have sex

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>Easy
>Medium
>Hard
>Nightmare

I can hear queen Xenomorph roars from this thing. It also looks like it'd be satisfying to stomp on.

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What the fuck is this

are you me?

The frog wouldn’t do that though

Ok, just let me get the rope.

Given the teacher was a full-year sub covering for the regular teacher's maternity leave, maybe that was it, but I constantly got 100s in that class.

IIRC the story was about a guy who was cursed to time travel 10 years into the future every 30 days so he would never have the ability to really have friends or a family since even people he got to know very well would only be in his life for under a year. I thought the premise was fine but then the story itself was about him just traveling between two generic kingdoms of pollution and magic and shit, and he burns down a tent with a con artist entertaining a crowd of people and runs into a battle between the kingdoms, grabs the two kings, and jumps off a cliff right before the 30 days are up, suddenly having their skeletons in his hands after he blinks.

I really hated it by the time I was in 9th grade.

>few minutes
retard

>moroes

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Skeletons are real, user

i have the same kind of dreams too, don't really know what it means. I also have dreams where I'm unable to pull the trigger of a gun. everytime i get a gun in my dreams I just can't manage to shoot it.

>image isn't several sections of film long

We can laugh all we want, but I bet it worked.

>women with muscles
looks like super shit, kudos to her if it makes her feel empowered or whatever but holy fuck does it look stupid

>Father Harkonnen

>boss is a QTE

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such arrogance

>when you lose the fight but your character is better dressed than the other player's

God I hate this fuck. JUST LET ME FIGHT AGAINST THE 2000 ORCS TRYING TO RAPE ME F U C K

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>forced to perform a bizarre, difficult and contradictory sequence to survive
>boss instakills you if there's a single error

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>Shopkeeper just before the final boss that wishes you good luck

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please tell me she strapon fucks him

What now

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Jim Sterling really needs to settle the fuck down.

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>"Tell me the location of the bomb or I will rip the upper part of his head off!!"

and this is how mexicans were made

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The final bosses

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What a horrible actress

>A Terminator

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I literally cannot get momentum in any dream, any fast movement feels like a wet noodle, weird

>/x/
>/fit/
>/fa/
>Yea Forums

dreams are strange have had those dreams and ones where the breaks in a car suddenly stop working

probably that you feel powerless in your life or something

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lmao

mOMMY milkerS

>boss is constantly moving

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lucid dreaming
you can do anything if you can imagine it

I would, every day of the week

Diana Prince is Wonder Woman's name, the character she is portraying.

your mind forgets to simulate gravity and resistance, fucks you up

>Free smells

wash away the anger

>boss is very small

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I admire the dudes discipline. Looking down or over the crowd really helped him here.

>million dollar actress
lmao, looks like the opening to some cheap brazzers porn

>the kiss

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Based. Didn't he also sell weapons to the IRA to get rid of the Eternal Anglo?

I thought it was because I've never actually punched anyone
or like I always wake up before dream sex

How heavy she feels?

I don't know her but I love her

it was mainly France

lmao the contrast

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You just know

Musclegirls are great, but this dom shit is weird.

Columbus and his crew were Italian, the Spaniards came later.

Twin Peaks

me in the gray shirt

imagine

Nice night for a walk.

Holy fuck. I was pestered by those dreams. So annoying

someone nutted to this

Okay so there's a brujah, gangrel and a tremere. Dunno about the blind guy.

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ssbbw fetishists???

POST THE EDIT DAMN YOU

Imagine the smells

>boss is very very small

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Reminds me of Chyna from WWE: asian & chubby edition.

Haha based. Floors him with one punch

Yes and they unironically want it that way

>DEXfags

>The kiss
>Keeps the visor down
>The precision as she tilts to effectively shake her butt at the camera, pausing a moment to mind the bus
The perfect woman.

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Please who is this goddess

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I recognize this bus

it means your brain knows your arms aren't really moving, same reason you have dreams where you can't run or walk properly

>waiting area for online game

yeah :(

spiders

americanarachnology.org/JoA_free/JoA_v44_n3/arac-44-3-397.pdf

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Bro in law is blind. With apps and phones these days you can just get one that reads every little thing and talks to you by voice.

Or if he is reading could be brail.

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columbus may have been italian but he sailed under the spanish crown

I haven't, but I might try. That ass is saying yes, but the rest of her is saying no.

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Kino cinematography with the above waist shot, then the crowd blocking as the camera zooms out.

Gay as $2 bill. Only way to have done it.

>Or if he is reading could be brail.
Wuh? How would you read braille on a touch screen?

Whatever happened to him?

Fucking this. It always feels like running against wind

youtu.be/7xHHxM5EhHw

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He sailed under the Spanish Crown's dime, they just paid for it, it was still coulombs expedition.

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I can't tell from pic if that is cellphone or book. If book braille. If cellphone voice & pre programmed commands.

thicc

>googling memes

Action Bronson?

>Fear 2

Probably didn't want a school shooting onntheir hands if you weren't molly coddled

Throwing punches from the elbow vs from the hip. Night and day

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He was a nuthead but he kept migrants and the religious crazies in check.

Crumb's wet dream

thread sucks, post real bosses

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yeah and the spanish provided the ships plus crew, also all the land he claimed he did for spain

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mia zarring i think

>mfw villain turns out to be a hero after he gets defeated

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there are braille phones and reading devices too

>mystery niggas

>boss won't make you a sandwich

anyone else kinda on this guys side. What he did was stupid and there was no need for the other guy to die. But they were reporting to a call about someone with a gun and the guy reached back after being told to not to.

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Maneater Mildred on left
Me with binoculars on right trying to look at queelags tits

Imagine microwaving it.

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there is literally an "accessibility mode" on every phone that will read out every part of the GUI.
I know this because my sister left her phone at a bar and some cheeky lad managed to enabled accessibility mode and change the password.
We were forced to listen to that shit the whole time trying to unlock the damn thing.

>boss gives a speech

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fuck you, my meme folder is over a TB, if I can google it instead of searching for an image I will

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I'm starting to think that living at sea level makes you shrink.

I have a fantasy of a girl like that hitting on me, acting all dominant, but in bed she wants to be treated like a sub, dominated by me, someone who is way weaker than her. Seeing her submitting to me when she is so much stronger is seriously hot

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That's the guy who died from injecting silicon into his balls, right? His "master" who instructed him to do it got in legal trouble, yeah?

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well at least one of those has been defeated.

>boss can ambush you

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>kill boss
>get bad end

I like how his friend pulls him back to save his ass.

He trucking that protein

How do you even get that fat

I literally eat non stop and I am like 5th his size

>reached back after being told to not to.
I agree, literally all he had to do was stop reaching behind himself. The instructions were retarded and the cop is definitely a dick screaming threats like a school boy but I think it was a suicide by cop. Reaching into his waistband like that after being told in very clear words that he would be killed if he did it, and then doing exactly that one thing.

I used to constantly have ones where I'd fall from hundreds of feet in the air.

1 is too loose fitting to be a rogue, he's a ranger.

Where was she when LeBron needed help with the lakers

OH NO

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Regular dreams I can't, but when I have a lucid I have to imagine a priest to buff me and I can do a bunch of shit.

I've never seen a buff girl with such a cute face

Nah, american cops are pussies who constantly feel threatened and like they need to be on guard.

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>Quest: Defeat ???

It's like Colin Powel said of her: she fucks everything up with her hubris

I've always said that if someone just no-sold my cheap shot/ first punch, I'd apologize and walk away. You're just asking to get killed.

Real human bean

Think of the biggest meal you ever had. People like that eat that multiple times per day, somehow. I dunno if it's just something with their brain not getting the "holy shit stop eating" signal, or they slowly stretch out their stomachs enough to be able to do it, or what.

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>get told guy has a gun
>feel threatened and be on guard
fucking pigs am i right

That's the difference between someone who is skilled and someone who did high school theater. It's a fucking travesty.

So if I'm a cop and give unclear instructions, which results in the other person being killed, it's his fault. Amazing.

>see huge disfigured faceless thing approaching me fast
>actually have the courage to stand my ground and try and fight it
>can only throw girly punches
Fuck me.

>when enemies team up out of nowhere

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What's your point?

Looks more like an ayylien than human.

Berserker

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Swoleesi

the sheer overweight of everybody in that picture FFS, how can you let the only body you are ever going to have to rot away and get disgusting like that?!

Sleep well Lion. F

>player quicksaves and draws sword

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>spoiler
I'd have sex in the dream but it always felt too short and I needed more.
Before I knew it I wet myself and unable to go back.

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weighing less than 90 pounds I call bullshit

A strict diet of krabby patties will do that

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youtube.com/watch?v=u8YdML4xXm0
>A vilian with good intentions

I dislike twintails/pigtails, but everything else in that pic is perfect. Unless she has a penis.

haptic feedback

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In defense of american cops, niggers exist so they kind of do need to be on guard

Captain Planet
He's a hero
He's gonna whip all the negroes

How the fuck did he do this bros? Is magic real?

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what a fucking mad lad

Oh... funny

How?!

THE CHAD!

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I have evolved in a straight line from aT-Rex. Where do you trace your ancestry, hairless ape?

>Boss unshackles his servant at half HP to come at his aid.
>Servant kills his master becoming boss instead.

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>UK

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I forget the disorder, but it's a disorder nonetheless.

good way to lose the end of your finger

Fucking hell, m8

what the fuck? my dad lied to me it was a random black h=guy then fuck its a delusion

If I had some power hungry cop aiming agun at me and telling me not to do something, I would make sure not to do that thing. Pretty shitty though, he was a dad iirc

rippetoe claims another victim. how can he keep getting away with it?

honestly that would be a pretty cool moment

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I had a science teacher tell me she once worked with some girl who would legit eat until her stomach burst if she had the means because she couldn't feel like she was full ever.

Bottom left looks like a stand user

not the absolute unit
THE UNIT

GOMAD and SS

He just pressed his vital spots, big dude died 2 minutes after, google it.

>accuses you of sexual harassment
nothin personnel, sweetie ;)

Literally have to deal with niggers and retards with guns everyday. I'd be paranoid too

dress isnt even that weird. this post does not belong

>I can totally 1v1 that nigger and his pack of baboons
You arrogant fuckers are in for a wake up call in the next few decades

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For real.

>what are kilograms
jesus christ user

Akira song starts here

Just looking at that expression of hers which just screams "CIS WHITE MALE" and "PATRIARCHY"makes me want to punch her in the face.

What the fuck, is this some sort of deep psychological bullshit about feeling powerless?
mfw got cucked once in my dream and my punches didn't do shit

>high heels

Daiz?

Blind guy is malkavian

There really are no more heroes left in man

Objective: Survive

He was the protagonist
The slain hero

Street Jesus

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Should have at least cropped out the gay me.me comment at the bottom faggot. Why do they even do that shit, anyway? You google an image macro you remember trying to find it, and you find it but with a paragraph of text and tags fused to the image beneath it.

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>wrestling training
>once she's 18

Yeah I bet

was probably in kg

This is so because the motor control area of cortex is purposefully put offline during dreaming so that we might not act the dream out.

Exactly, maybe he had cerebral palsy or something and doesn't know how to crawl on his hands and knees though

I would say low key malkavian

>40% chance to self-destruct

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moscow?

that skull shape is common among jews

watch out for it in movies and you'll notice that most of hollywood have those weird caveman skulls

In awe at the size of this lad.

I noticed midgets have an easier time to get ripped since the body they have to work with is so small and condensed.

>if you reach behind you again, I will shoot you
>*reaches behind him*
Yeah, real confusing

s...sauce?

The Greatest Jagrass

>boss
He was the hero

That lumpy rippling ass should also be saying no, nigger-kun.

>takes a drag before delivering the haymaker
Damn, that's smooth.

a meth fueled werenigger

its
>earth
>fire
>racism
>water

>Americans

Me on the right

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ZA WARU
mekishikojin yo tomare

>Had hands behind head
>Told to crawl
>Put hands on floor ready to crawl
>Get told to put hands behind head.

>Hands behind head
>Told to crawl
>Put hands on floor ready to crawl
>Get told to put hands behind head.

>Hands behind head
>Told to crawl, or you get shot
>Inch forward on knees
>Pants get dragged down
>Instinctively go to pull them up
>Get shot.

All of this while the victim was drunk and panicking. Cop fucked up, not hard to see that.

Fuck. Completely forgot this guy.
I think he would make a better main character for a game though.

I'd kill it.

>The Forbidden Burrito.webm

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>you cant wear white its racist!

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THISSSSS AHHHHHH

>Dream I'm punching a guy in self defense
>Punches feel like I'm hitting with aerogel
>Wake up and punch my fucking wall at the same time
ow

There are plenty of fat fucks in the UK.

Mid-bosses

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The crawling orders were stupid. Why was it not protocol to have him lay on the floor, hands on head, legs spread while one officer keeps his eye on him and the other one clears the adjacent rooms?

>goes over to check on him

I feel like if I was that guy I wouldn't even be pissed, I'd just sigh since obviously the cat didn't mean to fuck me over and felt bad. Hopefully he didn't kill it and eat it because China.

Drink water.

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pussy whipped

youtube.com/watch?v=tujcQXXK5Qo

MYSTERY NIGGAS

What bosses are /fa/ like him?

>the wild wacky west

unless you're going to the olympics or something there is literally no reason for a female to ever be this ripped.

>AND YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK

Well, he's dead now anyways

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Cats totally understand what they're up to. My roommates cat always hid under my bed literally as soon as I'd open my door in the morning until I punched him in his belly just hard enough that he knew I wasn't playing, he never went under my bed again

>Defeat all three bosses
>Suddenly boss select screen shakes
>8 bit thunder sound effect
>New boss appears
>Name is just "???"

>one clears the adjacent rooms

because life isn't a video game

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Kenny cracks me up.

>what you thought was the main boss was only the underboss

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Someone should kill him with a shovel

Thats not grinning guy thats DYNOMAN you fucking newfag

Yeah that's why you give clear orders, and don't be shit at your job.

This dude was such a nutjob.

He completely shut off during the interrogation going "but I didn't do it" like a broken record in the most creepy monotone voice imaginable.

what a smart dog

Yeah but he actually went over and checked on the guy, if he meant to make him trip he would just run off like an asshole

made me kek harder than anything ITT

>cat has brain spasm
>decides to hunt human instead of rat
>surprised when quick claw brings human to its knees
>"wow, is it gona die? that would be AWESOME, I'll be fed for MONTHS!"

I swear Yea Forums has the best off topic threads.

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You're mixing that up with grinman, user.
Easy mistake to make.

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anyone got the source of this? looking for it in as high res as possible

Goddamn I love Babymetal

Tokyo man and Florida man vs movie when?

What's that have to do with anything?
They still have to clear them. Despite what the immediate suspects said about being alone.
The cop shouting was being an absolute fucking retard and failed to properly secure the environment and assess and deal with the threat.

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>invisible niggas from first one
STOP

thankfully we got the modest one

>it's a mob boss

>keep hands behind your head
>shuffle forwards on your knees
Not exactly difficult, maybe he thought getting shot five times was a better alternative to risking that weird imprint pattern that carpet can leave on your skin

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>The boss has no weaknesses

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thats one smart dog, they better have given him something

GOD

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>el capo de uma delicia

New Ludorth armor?

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Imagine the shame that guy has to live with now.

Like a Tales Of character but with zippers instead of belts

he didn't just fuck up, dude was a psychopath

>boss has one greater secret phase

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He was an hero

>its an immortal elder god
>frolicking unafraid
>too late you realize its mobs transform

>Rogue pulled aggro again
>tries fade
>tries feign death
>even tries pocket sand

the absolute state of americans
jesus fucking christ

there's always a bigger guy

>Panicking and drunk.
>Cop specifically states crawl numerous times
Cop was shit at his job.

Little girls shouldn't drink alcohol.

How does that boot taste? The faggot cop straight executed that man. He was in the safety position at least 4 different times during what everyone has called the "Simon Says Execution."

There was literally no reason to have him crawl towards him. There was 1 unarmed dude and 2 cops. One stays on guard, the other makes him assume the ONE position and arrests him. Anything more puts him and others at risk. This was a public location and they killed a man who was in a hotel doing his job as an exterminator. He got fired, rightfully so.

Sure, they said not to reach for his waistband, but maybe it was a reflex- and I repeat- he should not have been crawling in the first place. You are wrong. This was and still is a very not okay thing and seeing people like you defending it makes my blood boil.

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No doubt he was, and probably just looking for an excuse to shoot someone when he's not in any real mortal danger, since if he wanted an exchange of gunfire the united states has a military for that sort of thing.

Never the less the man could've avoided being killed

Thats spain user, nothing to do with the Klan. Its just their easter celebration. The KKK hates Catholics anyway.

that poster saying ONE police officer could "clear the rooms" while one suspect was right there and not confirmed to be disarmed is nonsensical video game logic. There could have been multiple armed people in there for all they knew.

the absolute state of european reading comprehension
jesus fucking christ

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daily reminder that this dude just shot up the guy, he wasnt barking the orders.

is it true he drank 65 beers before a game and hit a home run

Why the fuck does this happen?

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Seethe harder, retard.

Cool argument.

Haha the "???" name trope

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>There was 1 unarmed dude and 2 cops
I'm pretty sure there was 4 cops, which makes it even more retarded.

They were both in the wrong.

Games with this feel?

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I kinda wish the black tanktop guy punched him so the cholo could sue him

plasticbrickautomaton.com/?id=53

The cops were looking for an excuse to execute him, and after being told multiple times not to reach for his waistband, he reached for his waistband, literally giving them the excuse they wanted.

But, he was also crying like a little girl so I am not surprised he did something stupid without thinking it through

Holy shit, I'm not alone on this. Worst part is then thinking that you won't be able to throw a punch in real life either. I've been close to a few fight situations and every time I think back to those dreams and think how everything will go wrong.

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looks like speedonvhs adamantium and jimmy
the absolute state of whitoids
Speedonvhs steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046326332
Hazmat steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049410653
adamantium steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035794621/
Big Bear Detektiven Jimmy steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057150680

>seething incels HATE her!

>everytime i get a gun in my dreams I just can't manage to shoot it.
Same, the trigger is always impossibly heavy and if I do manage to pull it it completely throws my aim off, or the gun is incredibly weak and doesn't accomplish anything.

kripp?

a brit

Final Fantasy XIII

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Once again, details upon details, all made irrelevant by the fact that the cops ignored protocol and did not detain him once he assumed the position, and decided to play simon says in a public fucking location for some reason.

Regardless of whatever opinions people in this thread might have, like that one objectively wrong dumbass, this guy "was" eventually fired because he "was" in the wrong.

They disobeyed protocol, gave him a shit ton of crazy orders and killed him for performing a bodily tick that he wouldn't otherwise be able to perform if he was FUCKING DETAINED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

You have 4 cops against a dude with saggy pants crying on the floor and they still felt threatened enough to light him up. It still makes me mad.

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Lovely

Literally triggered by everything

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youtube.com/watch?v=MpW3yn0d0mE

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>McDonald's patch
wat

ayy lmao

... Is that a Mcdonalds patch?

>Your door when you didn't mcloved it

i wanna fuck her

>felt threatened
Lets be honest here user, I'm the guy you're responding to and even I'll admit they didn't feel threatened, they just finally got a call over the radio that they thought could reasonably justify killing someone and jumped at the opportunity.

>youtube.com/watch?v=WViiA3XHoAY
>crawl towards me
Why did they even order him to crawl towards them? I believe there were 6 officers why didn't they just apprehend him?

she would fuck you instead

you don't make suspects crawl towards you anyway, nowhere in any police sop does it have them do that

>Putin: He based Hero
>Trump; The based villian
Yep

>Go to apprehend him
>Second person in the room fires at the cops
They wanted to get him out of any possible line of fire first.

it's fine either way

Fucking ancapfags

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>board about videogames
>the only good threads are the ones that aren't about videogames
Why did we end up like this exactly?

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underrated

That video doesn't show it but there's a doorway on the left, immediately to the guy's right side. If there was a shooter in that room any cop that goes near the dude is in the firing line. The whole debacle is retarded anyway but that's probably why.

Based and cholopilled

>gaping dragon intro

I can never walk in my dreams. I just sort of suddenly blink forward like I'm in a shitty VR game. Thank God my hips can still move.

If you read the article it's kinda like "eh I could see how this cop might think he was drawing a gun, he reached back into his waistband, being a cop is a very stressful job"

But if you actually watch the video it's pretty much absolutely unforgivable that he shot that guy. He was facedown on the ground with three cops pointing assault rifles at him in the middle of an empty hallway with nowhere to go. The cops even had cover in doorways.The cop is hostile and screaming conflicting direction at this guy. There was no reason to make him crawl without using his hands or feet down an entire hallway they should have had him put his hands on his head and come to him instead of playing the most fucked up game of Simon Says in the world. When he reaches into his waistband it isn't even in a motion that would be used to draw a firearm. His pants are half down his ass because of the stupid way they were making him crawl he would have been butt ass naked by the time he got down there. Then the cop gets acquitted of murder, and rehired so he can collect a pension. 'Murica

youtube.com/watch?v=-bbpQrxU2uk&t=753s

You're welcome

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And people wonder why there's an anti cop sentimentality in America. Like, I'm not a BLM cocksucker or even a Blue Lives Matter guy, but the system stops working if we can't fucking trust each other. Cops are to be held accountable for their actions even moreso than we are- since they are the ones with the tools for destruction. They need to be a model for what a "Good guy" is, and when they break that illusion, they really need to be punished extremely fucking hard. I don't think it's too much to say that an unjust killing should result in immediate termination, and if negative intent was behind the killing that capital punishment be swiftly enforced.

Nothing is worse in a society than an abuse of power, and once people stop believing in it, that's when people stop liking cops, stop wanting cops, violence breaks out in a nation with a right to bear arms-

We can't afford to be fucking killing each other. This cop was a detestable human being and simply being fired wasn't enough. He NEEDED to have an example made out of him to deter this shit in the future. Cops are supposed to be GOOD GUYS. ALL OF THE TIME. Am I the insane one? I don't think I'm the insane one. Am I wrong?

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>"Why are we here, just to suffer?"

SECRET BOSS:
???

What video game character has the hariest armpits?

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>the council is pleased with your efforts

cute loli, cute dogs