Why are they so unequaled and perfect? How can men and lesser mer even BEGIN to compete?

I like green women. The men? Slaughter them all. I hate how some things have lore that there are no orc women and orcs are only products of rape. That's bullshit. But green muscle tits are the best.

Argonians are the only tolerable beast-race in Tamriel

>b-but WE WUZ MER 'n sheeit
yeah sure thing greenie

This desu
>Orcs get double penetrated by Bretons and Redguards after being made from and worshipping literal shit
>Cats are all drug addicts and are shifty thieves
>Argonians fuck the daedra so hard they just leave them alone, and then destroy Morrowind for lulz
Based tree lizards

Fuck orcs, they're awful stealth archers

NO

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>merposting
disgusting tbhwys

IRC Orcs have harems with the downside of eventually getting killed and chucked by your own son. Also inbreeding.

I hear Orc women prefer human cock
Not sure if it’s true

>Hurdur muh green titties
You people are idiots. Orcs, including their women, are ugly, misshapen, and dirty. There is a reason they used to be considered a beast race and Tiber Septim wanted them wiped out.

>implying I’m not into the idea of getting a big, scary, green muscular female that’s technically considered an animal to fall in love with me

Why the FUCK do you think I play role playing games

>literal shitmer
>perfect

Que?

I would say the Orcs are the niggers of the Elder Scrolls universe but Redguards exist.

It depends on what you mean. I've also heard orc women prefer to cut off, cook, and eat human cock. And human organ meat in general. But I've also heard they have sex with orc men.

Khajit are the niggers of tamriel.

They show the Empire proper respect by being blacksmiths and heavy troopers so they're alright. Unlike Dungm*r who was punished for their hubris and daedraworshipping.

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Khajit are gypsies(not that gypsies are any different from niggers in the way they act).

That’s not what I’ve heard. From what I heard, orc women will often escape from their strongholds and other settlements to quest for adventure, battle, and other orcish things, only to stumble upon a human settlement and fall in love with some human man. They have a particular liking for Nords due to their similar culture, and Imperials can always appreciate a tough warrior and capable smith. From what I’ve heard, the orcs even have a saying. “The ugliest man is a better husband than the handsomest orc”. Paraphrased and translated from Orcish of course.

>Worse than Nords and Redguards in combat
>Retarded and can’t into magic or stealth
>Entire nation is just a bunch of warring clans that are an incoherent mess

They’re literally one of the worst races in Tamriel, and are only saved from the title of absolute worst thanks to Khajit being nothing but thieving moon sugar addicts.

They need someone to unify them and a place to live that won’t get sacked in between games. If they had a stable environment and a good leader they’d be a fine race, better than any other elf.
I wouldn’t mind an Elder Scrolls game about uniting the Orcs and finding them a home

What about Argonians?

I wouldn't mind an Elder Scrolls game where you commit genocide(pesticide) against the orcs.

Post orc women.

what about them

This but with Thalmor

This but with every race that's not imperial.

HIST
SACKS

Imperials are just worse orcs

Farm equipment.

T.stormcloack snownigger.

DESIGNATED

Lore question, does the Dragonborn have a viable claim to the Ruby throne by having dragonblood and by Akatosh's creation being related to Tiber Septim?

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>intelligent enough to drive off an army 10x their size
>niggers

Wrong
Forsworn Breton conjurerchad

Technically yes. More claim than a mede at least.

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Hot take
Orcs are to men as Bretons are to mer

>Orcs are to mer as Bretons are to men
fixed, and it's still inaccurate

Orcs are more mannish than elvish and Bretons are more elvish than mannish

All Emperors were nothing but tacticless warlords after the septim family died. Dragonborn being both a Nord man and a being of Akatosh should rally the Empire and take back their domains from the Fagmeri and eventually sieging Summerset Isles.

Bretons are related to elves while Orcs aren't related to men
and most elves don't spend the better part of four eras founding and razing cities in their own province

Yeah, the Thalmor have spent all of creation destroying things in everyone’s provinces instead

which still isn't at all related to what Bretons do, contradicting the "Bretons are more elvish than mannish" point

Bretons are magicy men (elves don’t treat them as mer) and orcs are fighty elves
That’s all I’m saying
That’s all I’m saying

but bosmer and dunmer also fight and one of the best mages in history was a nord

I’m talking about as a race, not as individuals
Fucking hair splitter

as a race, Bosmer and Dunmer fight frequently and as a race Bretons are known to have a shit ton of knightly guilds, specifically to combat other cities and whatever vampire, lich, witch coven or were-beast decided to show up that week
your theory is flawed
that's all I'm saying
that's all I'm saying

Imagine being a TES racist unironically.

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T.knife ear.

Bosmer and Dunmer are traditionally archers and mages, not heavily armored smiths with heavy weapons

And plenty of orcs are shown to preform magic as well. Hell, they worship a daedra. However, the racial skillset of an orc is more suited for fighting similarly to a man, while the racial skillset of a Breton is more similar to that of an elf.
My “theory” is just a comparison and contrast. You autist

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>Bosmer
are archers, which fight
>Dunmer
spellblades, not just mages - see House Redoran for pure heavy-armored fighters
you came to the series in Skyrim, I see

>literal walking pieces of shit
>ugliest race, uglier than even the beast races
>complete losers, who got fucked in the ass by men throughout their entire history
>have never contributed anything worthwhile to the history of tamriel whatsoever

OP confirmed retard to be quiet honest.

Fighter in the RPG class sense. Non-magical armored warriors. And I’ve never played Skyrim, only Oblivion and Morrowind

>skillset of a Breton
That's bullshit considering Daggerfall the breton homeland is full of knights with heavy armor and horseback weaponry.

No one played Daggerfall

what?
I did

>implying you exist

>be the most attractive race
>Almost all histories started with them
>btfo Manlets on the daily
>best armor design
some of the best lore
>best racial or tied with bretons
Yea Forums hates them
????

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Elves are faggots
Magic is for faggots

*ltmer will get their comeuppance when the Dragonborn is crowned Emperor and sends dragons to scorch their asses.

T.Orc too dumb to use magick.

>>best armor design
>that post
>that pic

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T. Manalet

dragon-born is never going to be the emperor, Bethesda already made it clear they want him to mysterious disappear as hearmoras toy for entirety
and lol imagine thinking the empire is going to exist when elves get done dicking it for a few thousand years or thinking bethsedia is going to pass up the chance to center a game on being a rebel in the new elf world
they already won

To be fair while it doesn't look as good as Imperial armor it still looks better than what the N*rds wear .

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Is sithis sentient?

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Based. Breton can into heavy armor and not faggy magic.

t. Weakling that can't wear trollbone and ringmail like a real Nord.

>high elf
Gay
>Half elf
Based
Keep telling yourself that mutt

dude imagine using a stick when you could shoot lighting from your hands
retarded nords are funny af

youtu.be/QMX0GlBHXlY

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Imagine being a tundra-chimp unironically.

It is. Which is also why Borgakh the Steel Heart is the best follower and wife.

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>Inferior beings
Glory to the age of Half-Elves, put the inferior men in the human ranches.

Imagine being a limp wristed knife-eared milksop unironically.

I guess so, I think the emperor's could use the dragon language the same way/could succ dragon souls

t. chim achiver

absolutely but there is also 0 chance the dragonborn won't have fucked off from the setting, probably due to some shit with Hermaeus Mora or maybe doing the old "went to Akavir" shtick like with the Nerevarine

How can either claim to be the best when Bretons have beat both of them in combat, war, and politics?

>"Warrior" races
>Lose to half-mer with the least amount of combat abilities
>Eternally teased by qt Breton girls who stick to their own, superior kind that built an Empire

Why can't they just write him out of the story but is fisting the aldmeri dominion in the asshole breaking their stranglehold on all the other provinces.

>*takes the Eastern half of your province while crushing combined Breton and Redguard armies*

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Nords are the true chads with their dunmer slave wives.

Big if true

If I ever get isekaid to The Elder Scrolls universe, I'd like to have lots of mixed race babies with my orc wife.

Altmer have mages capable of battling the Numidium. Orcs can't even hold the fucking Orisinum without getting destroyed by manlet Bretons lmfao

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Bretons aren't manlets, and they destroy the Lankymer in open battle.

>Dunmer wives

based

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We all know Nords lust after Breton girls, everyone does

There's nothing more based than being a Nord and marrying Brelyna and knowing her ancestors are autistically screeching in their cuck tomb as she get's NORDED.

Doesn't every race go on about how hot Bosmer chicks are?

There are 2 dark skinned races in TES.
Both have messed around with things beyond their ability to comprehend.
In both cases they ended up destroying their homeland because of that.
None of the fairer skinned races have done this just the darkies.

Is Bethesda /ourdev/ ?

>marry a cute khajiit girl
>always warm and down to ____cuddle
>knows how to do the pineapple trick
>all the magic crack you can smoke
>reserve ticket to the moon colony in case the elves fuck everything up again

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I literally can't think of any beyond Valen Dreth in Oblivion

Telvanni probably don't give a fuck. The only Dunmer "tradition" they like is slavery.

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Why do you poast this pic so much

>province of oblivion
kek

>Redguards
>Human
Outdated as fuck information desu. And no this has nothing to do with LE NIGGERS Redguards are not human.

Telvanni probably don't even exist anymore because all of Mundus dabbed on Morrowind.

Well yeah, technically they're not "men" but they're still humans even if they don't have any known connection to the Atmorans.

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They are a separate branch of humanity.

There is the guy pretending toe Neloth on Solstheim.
Other than that they are few and far between.

kys degenerate

>worshipping a literal pile of shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Humans only came from Atmora, the Yakuda Redgards are from a previous Kalpa but they are both genetically seperate.

It's a great pic

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House Telvanni still exists, they are just not as powerful. House Redoran basically rules Morrowind at this point. Helps that fucking BASED Redoran was saving the people of Morrowind while the Telvanni were too busy jerking off in their mushrooms.

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God I want to rape dunmer bitches so bad with my BNC (Big Nord Cock)

>the best Smiths in all of Tamriel they said

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Post more female dunmer.

A unique talent, but I'm not sure it's worth building a relationship upon.

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Honestly how do Dubmer girls live with their short and small "men"?

Yeah? Did you also maybe notice that every single race description in that image depicts said race as "stealth archers"? It's almost like it's a fucking joke picture done by a guy who wasn't trying to be accurate and just wanted to joke around and not give a shit.

Furfags go and stay go.

Like asian girls in real life, they're certainly the most feminine but only creeps really obsess over them.

Overrated. Real, true Chads know how hot dunmer females are.

>*curses the many for the actions of the few*

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All she needs is a good dicking just like Meridia.

>how can any other race step up to Argonians ?
>immunity to disease and posion resistance, olympic tier swimmers + can breathe underwater
>selected few are literally choosen to be the perfect assassin
>Work as a community if the situation arise
>fucked Oblivion so hard, that literally made demon-tier enemies say "fuck this, nope"
>rape and pillage Dark Elves' home and turn them into refugees for all eternity.

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>everyone talks high about how good Argonian Shadowscales are
>yet they've done nothing of note meanwhile the Morag Tong literally ended the Reman dynasty

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I said names

>"yet they've done nothing..."
exactly ;)

Morag Tong are bitches who had their compound on Solstheim slaughtered by the Dragonborn.