Why do people want Zelda to be a playable character? Is it just to fill muh diversity quota?

Only reason I'd want it is for some potential co-op. I couldn't care less otherwise.

>All those long days of walking and exploring.

I want to smell Zelda's shoes.

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4 buttcheeks
3 assholes
imagine

Imagine the smell
Imagine how much brown logs she can make daily
Funny haha

>She's cute
>Could dress her up in cute outfits
>Actuallys talks and has a personality
>Probably plays differently than Link

I'd be fine if she was just a companion but BotW 2 is the perfect moment for them to make her playable (alongside Link of course). If they don't make her playable in it then they probably never will

You kids do realize that people have been saying "I want to play as Zelda" and "I want to play as a female Link" for nearly 20 years because they like looking at pretty girls, right? Diversity fags have probably started saying it too, but these desires have been around long before them.

>Ass shots while walking in a variety of different outfits
>the possibility of using magic
>or being trained by the sheikah and becoming a new iteration of Sheik
>Eyebrows
That pretty much sums it up.

>Wanting her to piss on the ground instead of in your mouth

What kind of fucking degenerate are you?

Here you go senpai-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

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>Yea Forums would unironically celebrate lazy gooks being lazy by not adding co-op just so they 'could own tha SJWS'

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Too watch that ass bounce as we walk around Hyrule ass her

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I still recall EGM (deservedly) bashing the CD-i Zeldas and pointing out how Zelda has no business being playable.

Yeah it's gotten pretty bad. I hate SJWs as much anyone, but so many people now have lost sight of whats important and only care about SJWs getting owned.

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I don't understand why there are people out there that actually like when it looks like the woman is obese and wearing a diaper full of shit. Normal asses don't bulge out MORE inside the panties.

nigger

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what if she caught you sniffing them and told you off?

There's an epidemic of self-inserting AGPs who literally won't even touch a game if you can't play as a girl. Unfortunately, this fetishistic behavior is masked by a progressive veil of diversity.

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WHY ARE YOU EATING SWEETS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE TRAINING
I FORBID YOU FROM HAVING TEA

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>that ascended gigachad voice

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lmao

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It’s because they’re either retarded waifufags or SJWs who’ve never played a Zelda game. This isn’t to say a playable Zelda would be bad however.

>Why do people want Zelda to be a playable character
Its mainly because I want to play as a character whom I can jack off too.

I like posts like this. They really highlight just how retarded some Yea Forumstards are.
>Playable Zelda wouldn't be bad.
>BUT IF YOU WANT TO PLAY AS ZELDA YOU ARE AN SJW REEEEEE
Instead of pussyfooting around and trying to pretend like your point is reasonable, just admit you hate the idea of playable Zelda. Stop being a coward.

>wow who wants a playable Zelda?
>these types of people do
>however, I suppose it’s possible that a game with a playable Zelda could be good

>co-op Zelda
I feel they'd take the Galaxy route and make 2P a shoulder cannon or whatever, clicking puzzles and firing off tablet powers as a second gunner basically

I don't think "co-op" would work nearly so smoothly

I guess they like her. But there is something more sacred about being the knight that plays *for* her, rather than being able to play *as* her. Few things would ruin the zelda series more than allowing us the option to play as her.

The retarded part there is making the statement that only SJWs could want to play as Zelda, while also trying to placate people with statements like "but it might be good."
Its a tactic used by cowards to soften the perception of their statement by trying to make it seem more neutral without ACTUALLY making it more neutral.

Imagine Zelda sitting on top of you and then shitting and piss all over you.

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I clicked for the ass

Hey man, I also said retarded waifufags.

I could deal with the piss at least.

Is the poop completely solid?

You know, one of those poops where you barely even have to wipe?

I would be extremely disgusted and angry. I'm not some trash elf whore's toilet seat

what if i plug her asshole with my tongue so that she cant shit on me?

She either shits an extremely large turd or has explosive diarrhea. Your pick.
That's fine.

I don't care but options are optional.

>The retarded part there is making the statement that only SJWs could want to play as Zelda
This Zelda? Kinda. Short of her showing up in a mech suit, it would be completely out of character for her. People cry SJW because that's exactly what SJWs do. They discard existing character traits in order to push characters as something "progressive" even when it would make no sense for them to be that way. I don't think anyone minds the idea of A playable Zelda. It's THIS Zelda that's the problem. I don't want a sword fighter Zelda in BotW2 because that's not like her at all, but if she shows up as a gadgeteer with her own Robo Groudon then that's fucking weird, but whatever, I can roll with it.

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The small little grunts she'll make when pushing out a big one are also cute.

quality thread

yeah gonna have to go with based

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efro is great

that fatass looked fine until I clicked the pic, yikes.

thank you for finding a word for a fetish i had, this is exactly what i like

>She either shits an extremely large turd or has explosive diarrhea. Your pick.
Again, if its 100% solid, not leaving behind any residue or streaks, the giant turd, no question. I could probably stick it in her pooper right afterward without getting anything on my benis if this is the case.

Is this the same guy who made the c*nny one?

yeah but I lost it when my HDD died
youtube.com/watch?v=-11_VktsdHE&feature=youtu.be

It’s almost as if she’d have to develop as a character over the course of having to go through an adventure or something. Hell, maybe even cut her hair to dramatically signal how she’s trying to move on from who she was before. But eh, there’s no chance of that happening - she was a wimp in BotW1, so she has to be a wimp forever or else REEEEEEE ESS JAY DOUBLEYOU, that’s just how it works.

She wasn't a wimp, you fucking autist. She was a nerd. What are you even arguing?

Thats a shame

Because they're actual perma virgin drooling for their waifushit #56932

A game where Zelda saves Link would be a nice context to introduce fun, new mechanics into the series.