It's Yea Forums on 1992

>I'm fucking one year old.

I'm a fucking 27 year old failure.

>calling someone a zoomer if they were a kid in 1992

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same, turned 28 in june

Me and my parents didnt exist

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you have to be 18 to post on this website

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did you buy your supplies this week? y2k is almost upon us sheepies, enjoy living in the stone age

Anyone who is over 20 and browsing Yea Forums in 1992 is a loser. Imagine that loser STILL being on Yea Forums around 2019.

>Oh boy I can't wait to get to the Game Shop near the dark alley to buy the new Sonic game

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Mode 7 is a meme. 3d is just to impractical for games.

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>fetuses are posting in Yea Forums,right now

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Is anyone else hyped for Link's Awakening?
I heard it's going to last around 6hrs, which is a lot for a $80 game. I hope nintendo isn't selling it on loss, but I'm buying two copies just to be sure.

da fuck is going on in here
i already had my phd in '92 lol

Buy Sony stock guys.
Trust me.

I've always had my phd

kanye get out
i'm talking about university

What was the last good era to be a kid in here?

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my suffering begins now

Early millennial and core millennial

When are they going to make a sequel to Bad Dudes or Bionic Commando?

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>he won’t buy a cd-i. What are you, poor?

The youngest mother was 5 years old so he could technically be 18

Legend of Zelda: A link to the past released this year.
Alicia Dragoon on the Genesis also this year.

Kevin Nash loved the summer of '92 ya ding dong diddly?

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and then, i born

Yooooo I was in japan last week and this fucking nerd asked me if I wanted to fund his new video came series. I think it was called Pokemon or something. lol fucking nerd I'm not about to throw away my precious cash on some project with zero future.

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If you don't remember the fall of the Berlin Wall, you're a Zoomer.

howdy Yea Forums bro

I'll be born on Sunday.

What should I play?

Are you guys excited for Star Fox? It looks so realistic... I don't think games will ever get better than this!

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What the fuck happened to Donkey Kong? The games were popular but they just stopped making them. Will they ever make a new one?

goo goo gaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

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Gaguh *laughs* uuuuuhuh :D *claps both hands on the floor* eeeaaaaaaeh *sticks fork in socket*

No one cares if you were 1 or 2 or 0 in 1992, just pretend you weren't.

There they are!

*Gets raped*

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Nash-mind

Honorary zoomer

I release myself from my mother's womb screaming into the void. For this life I am about to live, I would need something to keep the horrors of existential dread at bay.
Yes, video games would do nicely.

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I want to play Mario, I don't care what Mario game it is. Just give me some damn video games. I want a NES and SNES but I can't afford it.

This. The thread is more for people born in the '80s, not fucking youngfags

HEY user
I NEED TO USE THE PHONE LINE, GET OFF OF YOUR NERD BOX

Yea Forums doesnt exist yet retard

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FUCK YOU BITCH

I NEED MORE PYLONS

ok gramps

based

WTF IS HAPPENING IN LA?????

Super Mario Bros 3 > World

Shut it nerd, you're just mad you can't afford the Super NES.

KWAB

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why arnt you enjoying the LA riots user?
i just got myself a new Sega Genesis and Walkman

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agree SML1 had way more soul

So anyone heard of doom? I'm sure it'll be way worse than wolf3d. you don't even kill any nazis in it

I'm not born for another 9 years

YA FINNA BIG LEAGUING ME, Yea Forums?

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I was 6 in 92 and that still makes me older than most of this board.

it's always good to be a kid.
but i'd guess that "late millenial" is the last somewhat passable relateable member of our generation .

I remember watching this on tv for like a whole week. Most people treated it like it was happening in another country or something.

>no online gaming
>no Russians going to ruin the nonexistent online gaming
Double safety

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Thoughts on the new Ultima?

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California alot like NYC was seen as a crime hotzone and by the time the 90's came around nobody was really surprised at shit hitting the fan at those cities

williams are truly god tier
cant wait to imagine what they'll be bringing us in 10 or 20 years!
imagine how cool arcades will be then!

>Playing video games
>On a PC
GROSS! Why would anyone ever play on a PC? Did you see those awful ports of Megaman? It's disgusting. There will never be a good game released for PC, they're strictly for work.

Found this at a computer show.
What am I in for?

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KWAB

see

Nobody fucking cares you weren't born yet you retarded Zoomer. Man neo Yea Forums fucking sucks when so many Zoomers can take get simple thread like this right.

Hey, if you want to have fun, my country received a soft coup d'etat + Mafia terrorism in that year.

I'm gonna guess somewhere in south america, no?

I'm legit surprised that no one called for moderation. You don't want to have a very important smash shitposting thread have is place taken by this one.

man and i thought we had it bad when a cargoplane hit a housing block

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Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that this is the worst Zelda game so far? It's a shame that this will go down in history as the game that killed the Zelda series

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KWAB

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calm down fag

God so much handholding in this game. I hope they realize that no one likes that shit. Could you imagine if the next one had some little companion that was always telling you what to do?

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>user is literally 9 years, unless his parents are degenerates
based and pedopilled

huh? wat ya mean?

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nope, Italy (see tangentopoli, shit's pretty sketchy)

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SEGA CD
meet your maker

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That would be the dumbest thing ever next to, I don't know, making the whole game 3D or something

You guys really suck at larping as older anons.

>Rikishi spammer is a Yea Forumsirgin
KWAB

Some of us have EGA and VGA cards not just CGA nigger

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I think we can all agree pic related is easily GOTY

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About to call you a toddler,
realizing people born in 2001 are browsing this very board and are almost younger than 9/11.

I was pretty much a sperm at that time.

Have you guys fucking played this? It's like you're really there, really driving, it's in full 3D, mind blowing

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Super Mario Land 1 is shit.

GUYS DID I MENTION I HAVE A PHD?!?!?

Sorry, I spend 99% of my life in the real world

every fucking GAYboy game is shit, fucking 1 color monochrome bullshit for dogs, so fucking lame
be a real man and get this badboy that actually has fucking colors
i watch tv in class with the antenna attachment

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kek underrated

who else picked up street fighter 2 the world warrior?
i've been kicking everyone in town's ass with the hot girl with the huge thighs cant remember her name though

This so much. I'm playing this with my cousins all the time.

>Get a handheld that lasts only 30 minutes
Fucking kek. It's also way too bulky and doesn't have Tetris. Enjoy your Columns fag.

>playing fightan on a console
Lmao
Go out to an arcade, fag

I have no internet and I can't speak english yet

I was born in 2002

Why do people always base this shit on stuff that was popular amongst 5-10 year olds?

All the best shit was PC gaming, edgy music and shows in my mid-late teens. Why do people want to go back to being a dribbling retard?

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BACK TO Yea Forums

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Mario 3 > Mario World

Why do zoomers keep on making this? It’s one big horrible larp.

OP owned

It's 12:17pm right now, I wonder how long it will take for this post to finally submit once I press "Post."

Very subjective

sensible soccer is amazing!

most people didn't have access to higher culture back then.
it's practically impossible to find an early-90s mustard, bar lan creeps.

Astroboy is best anime. F1 race is a shitty game and I hate it.

What is the best Tetris block and why is it I-block?

Yes, but preferred the Daytona one.

>typing it out on a different board on less
holy cringeola

I block is just an easy mode will
Real patricians appreciate L blocks

*swimming around my dad's ball sack*

The pinnacle of faggotry and everything wrong with the internet. congrats

I'm 12 years old.
I'm with my friends.
It's a beautiful summer day at the old swimming hole.
Oh, my God!
Ahhhh
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

See ya!

Based, gramps fuck off back to your prostate exams

Nah, you're a 30 year old boomer, while dusty fags like you are real boomers

Wow im 8 years old!

I was just a baby.
>using Yea Forums style discussion in 1992
You had one job

You’ll grow old soon someday.

Guys, do you remember the horrible game of Yoshi's for a few months ago? Well, my sources say that GameFreak (the boys behind that game) are developing two games, one that looks like a megaman copy, and another that is about tamagochis, but better.

>this thread
Dear Diary
JACKPOT

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good bye

How will Nintendies recover from this absolute kino?
Face it, Nintendo is over. Soon they'll be filing for bankruptcy and SEGA will take over as the Number 1# gaming company.

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I would have been like 2 or 3 around that time so I don't remember shit about that year

I AM FROM THE YEAR 2019
ASK ME ANYTHING

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this used to get me rock hard as a kid

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Are you leaving?

Will 90's babies destroy the internet, movies, music and video games in your time? Will they watch people play video games and never play them themselves? Will they accept homosexuality as a normal thing??

Just wait for it, kiddo

I was 8 in 1992. Whats the problem

reminder that if his parents were dumb kids who got knocked up in highschool this could literally be true. Obviously still underage, but 12 year olds finding their way onto Yea Forums isnt really unthinkable in this day and age

Early Zoomer at least, probably because I was a teenager during those years. Though I feel sorry for those that didn't at least get to experience core millenial stuff as kids, those were comfy times

Does Yea Forums like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

>yfw you saw dad playing wolfenstein 3d on the family computer for the first time

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I mean thinking about it, from 1993 to (to just make the math easier) 2020 would be a minimum of 27 years assuming absolute extremities of both years, teen pregnancy is a thing. His mom could have gotten pregnant at 13, given birth at 14, and he'd be 13, and be cognizant enough to shitpost on Yea Forums.

EXTREMELY unlikely, but not impossible. That's how old we are now.

>Degenerates
>Blaming the loli for giving under-18 birth

it was