I will sleep with anyone

I didn't even care about AC. Just loved setting, world creation and generally greatest egyptian adventure since one tomb raider game.

Doesn't matter, with the might of my B.B.C i shall make her addicted to my strong african sperm in a single night, ensuring that she keeps me around while begging for me to let her bear dozens of my children!

She pegs you

I'm asking for DOWNSIDES tho.

Is this supposed to be bad?

Needs more R34 and lewd.

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>get to have sex
>don't have to live anymore
what's the catch?

That strong womyn kinda ruined it.

Of course, my lovely lady! Just follow me back to Rome and bring that cute little Cesarian with you. You shall be the guest of honor at my triumph.

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Sex is not that important.

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No because having sex with her wouldn't be anything special or forbidden, no different than having sex with any other woman
Now, if she was cute and funny, that'd be a whole different story

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I've seen better Egyptian bitches.

this is a concept normies can't grasp
people put pussy in way too high pedestal instead of focusing on actual things in life that are important

>Now, if she was cute and funny, that'd be a whole different story
Isn't that how she seduced Caesar and Mark Anthony?

good
imagine its your last sex and its boring missionary

she has STDs

Is that Cleopatra?

Fun Fact: facial reconstruction done by scientists have shown that Cleo was actually pretty average looking.

standards back then were different
aparently its just enough to be the head of the state

so, where's the downsides?

she pegs you with her 5' BBC

That just highlights how remarkable she was in other areas. Bitch spoke 7 languages, including ancient fucking egyptian, which literally no other Ptolemey spoke a word of.

>Cleopatra
>not black
I'm getting pretty tired of white people white washing history.

That's actually pretty hot.

>talk dirty to me in old assyr
Anthony was a lucky guy

you will remain so indefinitely.
and having boned her being the only thing your life amounts to will not make your heart lighter than a feather, so crocodiles for you it is.

>cleopatra
>white

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He was so fucking unlucky. Out of the two guys we know Cleo banged they both went from being on top of the world to dying tragically.

Somehow I don't think that pussy is unlucky. It's probably that that pussy is involved in foul play.

>macedon house of ptolemaios soter that married brothers and sisters to keep their bloodline pure
>suddenly not macedon anymore

this should be a lesson for all men, yet nothing changed after 3,000 years

>wanting anything with a the result of 400 years of inbred shenanigans
Nah, I'd rather purchase a slave

Based Augustus

> Out of the two guys we know Cleo banged they both went from being on top of the world to dying tragically.
3 guys, her brother-husband that preceeded ol´ J.C.

Cleopatra was greek

>t. brainlet that didn't study history at all

Egyptians are middle eastern you stupid fucking nigger

if you are in a situation where you are considering to bang and then die, you are most likely not affluent enough to be able to afford a high value sex slave, or really any slave.

>3 centuries of macedonian inbreeding
>but it's egypt so they were black

Sounds like a win-win

retard white supremacist thinks egyptians was white kill yourself racist piece of shit

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Her skin was so light that people believed she bathed in milk.

>we live in a time period where people can probably recreate Cleopatra's pussy flaps with 99.999% accuracy
>Ubi didn't fucking do it

>implying I ever considered

you wouldnt survive in egypt cracker

>t. brainlet that didn't study history at all

amateur

...

Earlier dynasties were pale skinned.

almost as if most people discussing things are dumb as a rock.

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this is ye aulde times so there should be hookers everywhere. i'll just go do my shift building the pyramids or whatever until I can afford to trade some rice and wine for a prostitute

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It would be hard. They haven't found her tomb or mummy yet. Everything we know is based on paintings and busts or coins.

>we wuz egyptians with skin cancer
kill yourself white supremacist

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Your baits aren't subtle enough.

It fucking dragged after the Battle of the Nile.

I was suicidal anyway, I see no downside

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We are reaching WE WUZ levels that shouldnt be possible
based niggerlarper

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Sure, but he'd just be a subject to Rome regardless. Both Julius and Anthony could've been gods. Well, I guess one was after dying.

>We Wuz Kangs

I LAID HIM DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND THEN CUT HIS HEAD OFF WHICH I THEN IMPALED ON A SPIKE is old assur for "I love you"

>Bitch starts speaking in tongues when you rail her from behind

What was the point of that line?

We know for sure that they were inbred as all hell so I'm not sure why it this has become a point of contention. Like if you descended from them, you'd basically be retarded. It's like being a proud Habsburg.

Nah, sex is easy if you don't own a Nintendo console.

>t. brainlet moving goalposts
Cleopatra was over 2500 years after Huni. I'm not arguing all Egyptian Pharaohs were white, just the ones from the Macedonian post-Alexander aristocracy. Do you have no reading comprehension?

Caesar fucked her more or less for power (ie., Egypt wasn't a roman colony... yet).

Mark Anthony more or less did it because after the assassination of Caesar, he didn't expect his nephew Octavian Caesar to be every bit as good a leader as Julius and the whole shitshow required MA to get the hell out of dodge. So he went to Egypt basically betting that Octavian wouldn't pursue him across the Mediterranean AND go to naval war against Egypt over the assassination of Julius.

Mark Anthony was wrong on both counts, and he and Cleopatra committed suicide after Octavian shattered the Egyptian navy and battered them at every obstacle in his way.

She's a drugged thot. Partytime.

Julius even took a year's vacation living in Egypt with Cleo. I think there were pretty mushy together.

Also remember that pre-Augustus Rome was a pretty shitty city while Alexandria must've been like paradise.

Yeah, totally. I'm not saying they weren't cushy, but I think there's pretty clear socioeconomic reasons for one leader to have a sugar momma of what was, at the time, the richest nation on the Med. Well, until his successor/nephew/adopted son REEEE'd so hard that he became a living god and emperor of what became the bedrock for modern Europe

At least I won't die a virgin.

He said downsides

yeah but you're dead already so...?

I just realized that there is no SFM of her at all
The fuck

Sex isn't that good, and she's not even that hot.

Man I wonder what living as middle-high class in ancient times was like.
>dude did you hear Julius Caesar was assassinated

Literally thot

>Sure thing; I'll repay my debts on the Greek annuls

It's funny because the greek had no annuls

so
who's Eleuthia?

I don’t see how that’s different from shit like mantises and spiders. The real bonus is that it’s in the morning so I can snuggle with her till then

How did they shit if they had no annuls

she looks pretty average there

They pierced their bellies with sarissas.

plus egyptians werent afraid of death, they were preparing for it all the time. different mentality

Is this Cleopatra or what? Game?

OH NONONONO

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>turkish
What, that makes absolutely 0 sense.

Well modern "journalists" have absolutely no fucking clue that turks immigrated to anatolia which is what this retard meant.

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Nothing in life is important, for life itself holds no inherent value.

mods asleep quick post cute egyptian girls

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What do you mean, other? It's the perfect deal.

I found Bayek's wife fucking insufferable.

umm like all of them?

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Fucking god, Menat is so perfect.

>(((facial reconstruction done by scientists)))
OK fag

>Egypt wuz black cuz it wuz in Africa

Her tits are way to flat for me to agree, sorry scrub

>go to the moon
>some nig nog thinks ypipo can't build mud huts

user, white people can build structures that protect the users from the sun.

I'm still not sure of the pol operation to popularize and expand on "we wuz pharaohs and kings" was a funny thing or a disaster

The fact that she's a drug addict and a nympho makes my rock diamond. Trashy slags are the best when they're also royal.

Any Cleopatra fanart?

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>cherry picking this hard
>posting pic of someone every decent black person hates
>thinking Africans did something better than mediocre

It could be the best if the story wasn't rushed and if they dropped the RPG mechanics.

What the fuck are you on? Mark Antony was a Second Triumvir and a leader of Caesarian party before that, the guy sidelined and murdered everyone with connections to people who killed GJC. Their alliance with Octavian was mainly of convenience, but he was assigned all eastern provinces of Rome and the client kingdom of Egypt for rule after Second Triumvirate won, he sure didn't flee there.

Everyone did, even Bayek.

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Yes.

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Yes, I strangle her to death during sex and escape.

>sleep
i fuck till dawn bitch

Yes.

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It would've been if the last act didn't fucking ruin everything goddamnit it all. I FUCKING HATE Aya.

I didn't mind the RPG mechanics. It made the game slightly more fun than usual because the previous 12 all played the same. Odyssey is where they went overboard with them.

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Nah, Bayek tried to keep her. Which is retarded because he could do so much better.

And it confirms he never took another wife or had more children, which is sad.

I think you were supposed to hate her. Or at least it was supposed to show why she was remembered and he wasn't, because he didn't want to be. They had different ideals.

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no, there were plenty of hookers in ancient egypt

I mean theres no birth control back in those times so theres a chance I'll impregnate her too.

>fuck her
>tell her you need to go to the bathroom
>escape using asscreed powers
Yeah, I say this is a fowl proof plan.

But as we all known it was actually semen from all the young boys she had gangbang her.

Why couldn’t she seduce him? Was it autism?

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I shall invite my little brother to show up afterwards and have him sleep in the same room while she is in the room. Next, I will begin telling him stories to help him sleep but leave off midway through as a cliff hanger. She will keep me alive at this point and I will keep these kind of stories going for 1001 nights.

I will survive. Easy,

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yeah

Some men dream of exotic pussy while others dream of an imperial legacy, centuries of pax romana and grinding one's political rivals into dust.

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I'm sure it had something to do with him watcher her seduce his adoptive father, his former ally, and watching as she only did it to save her own skin or further her own ambition.

Also Caesar's son needed to die.

Fuck that, she could've had different ideals without being an unlikeable cunt.

I don't think every Character needs to be likable, that's just unrealistic. She's meant to be a cunt that's why Bayek stops loving her

Black people are from Sub-Saharan Africa

Come on. Cleo would've been great for Julius. She only became afraid for her life after he was so treacherously killed by his closest friends.

The Roman people were generally socially conservative and would never have approved. They despised Cleopatra.

Because he was Julius distilled to his more frugal part.

Nonsense. The idea that marriege meant love was laughed at in Roman times. It was all politics and Cleopatra was a great political ally.

Hate to say this but.. MOAR!?

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I know. Why have sex when I can talk about having sex with videogame characters instead?

In Rome itself there was no love lost in Cleopatra fleeing after Caesar's death. Having overthrown their own kings they hated that Cleo insisted on being called Queen. Also Caesar basically put her on equal footing with one of their gods by putting a statue of her in the temple of Mother Venus.

She's a 6/10 at best

>Jesus Christ, Julius Caesar and Cleopatra existed within the same 60 year period
Does this not seem whack to anyone else

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Without Julius, Cleopatra wouldn't be as legendary as she is.

Socially conservative patricians didn't approve of Caesar existing in general, as you can see from his murder. All others were such a giant fans of him that even a foreign wife didn't damage his reputation all that much.

Jesus christ wasn't real, so no not really.

Sorry but Augustus is way more relevant than any of those nobodies.

You still live closer to Cleopatra being born than she did to the pyramids being built.

how's middle school?

Why the fuck is Julius Caesar and Cleopatra existing in the same time period so weird to you? You do realize they fucked and had a kid, right?

What would the kid be like if he survived?

How many incels fell for this back then?

Because despite years of reading about egyptian history I still associate egyptians with thousands of years BC as opposed to more modern egyptians

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You-know-who think cleopatra was an ancient egyptian while julius caesar fought gaul like a few years before medieval times.

retard

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I'm not egyptian, or white, or black.
I just really like hot girls.

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Cleopatra might still be alive.

>ywn have a cute egyptian GF
why even live

The Egyptian beauty is the best meme ever invented before 1AD.

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This is AC? I legitimately thought that this was that chick from far cry 3's ending.

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>sleep with her
>use my superior male strength and superior white technology to fight off her brown female guards after
>son is now a king while I got to fuck

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Let me ask my son real quick, incel.

Is Origins actually good? Why has it gotten so many threads recently?

it's on sale

yeah

Its on sale and people realized that it's not WE WUZ bait but a solid adventure game in Egypt.

Niggers will never EVER have any real culture.

Couldn't compete with prime roman boypussy

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Okay but only if you kill me after

we need pics of her bare tits

>two (2) plus sides
>no down sides
sounds too good to be true, imo

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Its nice if you like egypt stuff. I got irked that it felt like a lazier Witcher 3, but its not bad.

JJ does best shota butt.

When I am ready to die that would be the best way to go. Of course I would. But only if she let me fuck her throughout the entire day.

>Jesus Christ
>existing

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Vikings Ass Creed soon, fellow shieldmaidens.

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What was disappointing was just how small and shitty the party and her palace were

Sounds inane. We know so little from their history and culture. Can't match the scope of a world set during the pelopennisian war, one of the most well-documented conflicts in history.

god hates you
he is not saddened by you, he is not indifferent to you
he feels hatred for you, and no other emotion

This, Cleopatra and Caesar sounds just like a crossover like "Marvel versus Capcom", etc.

Odyssey didn't match the scope of the pelopennisian war either

Fucking why, is this just because of dad of war? I'm fucking nordic and I can tell there wont be (non fictional) shit to climb, this is the oldest swedish historical building I can think of and it's from something like the ~1200s and maybe 30 meters tall.

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Sure it did. You know, as far as technology will allow. Huge place with tons of shit to explore.

>people put pussy in way too high pedestal instead of focusing on actual things in life that are important
Like bideo gaymz?

I think it wasn't her palace. She was just there for some reason.

>Because despite years of reading about egyptian history I still associate egyptians with thousands of years BC as opposed to more modern egyptians
Just to be sure, you are aware that Egypt still exists, right?

He took the incest pill

>Huge place with tons of shit to explore
and maybe 20-30 characters on screen at any given time

She was hiding from her brother, but fucking hell, she didn't even have any friends

I wish I had a hentai penis that could make women my slaves just from having sex with me once. I wish women would have sex with me.

Tariq needs to step up his game

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>actual Roman accounts of Pilot's order to execute "Christus" aka Jesus
>not Christian or Jewish accounts, but Roman during the first century

cool head cannon but no historian of any respect believes it

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Octavian really loved his sister but I doubt he actually fugged her like in the show

Egypt is extremely archaic, user.

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Friends could betray her.

No thanks, they modeled her too ugly for me to be interested.

I haven't played an AC game since Brotherhood. Do they still have a retarded modern day plotline or do I finally get a game that's only about the interesting parts?

how long is the sex
like as long as i don't cum i can just keep going right