You can reincarnate into a Sonic character. Who do you pick?

You can reincarnate into a Sonic character. Who do you pick?

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Yea Forums to reincarnate into Sonic the Sissyhog so I can fuck her.

Derek the Hedgehog.

Sonichu

I would pick cheese
>Get dom'd by both Cream and Vanilla.
What else could a guy want?

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Bartleby

If I have to, I'd choose to be Sonic.
Then I'd kill myself once the Saturn gets released.

Theres only one right answer.

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fuckin robotnik of course

Shadow so I can be a badass with my gun, motorcycle and the darkness within me.

>knuckles
woah, litterally me

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sonichu, or any of the heros in cwcville desu

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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Coldsteel the hedgeheg

Shadow also has a girl soul so that means you're gay, faggot.

big the cat

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Maria so I'm dead.

>be Sonic
>Tails follow you everywhere
>a crazy pink stalker also chase you

I miss my wife tails.

The correct answer

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FUCK DOUBLE NIGGERS

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Eggman is the only correct choice.

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Has any drawfag done Robotnik as a blues singer?

good song, thanks for posting

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E-102 Gamma
so I can swiftly exit my life

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Do any characters canonically die?

A canon character? If so, my choices would be between

>Eggman
Goes without saying. Only problem is he gets his ass kicked

>Emerl
Unlimited potential and power copying, and he's a good guy so you have plot armor. Also get to live with Vanilla.

>Shadow
Government paycheck and get to hang out/live with Rouge and Omega.

>Infinite
Reality warping powers

>any of the heros in cwcville
but why
they're all horrible creatures

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I must follow my heart.

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fucking amazing

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420 the hedgehog

Mina the mongoose

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I would prefer to stay dead

>Kylo Ren's fursona
Why beat around the bush, I'm already on Yea Forums.

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Sonic, so I can give Amy the dick she wants and deserves.

This is Penders era, isn't it?

Anime was really getting big

Hot titty bat obviously.

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I'm NOT sure. And I'm not sure if Sonic was into her singing or checking her naked bod out.

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Just off the top of my head:

Black Doom
Maria
Professor Gerald
Tikal
Biolizard
Mephiles/Iblis/Solaris

Honorable Mentions
E-102 (also the other E-10x series; debatable since they're robots)
Emerl (same as E-102)
Sonic (resurrected and death was erased from canon)

Bartleby, duh.

you are obsessed, man

Vanilla

I want to be Cassia the pronghorn so that I can play vidya with my hot oneesan and then die

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How are you supposed to get those glasses on the bank level? I never figured it out as a kid.

Thought this thread got deleted ages ago

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Tails so I can kill myself over and over without any regrets

Reminder to not let this degenerate near any playgrounds.

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Absolutely BASED and bardonicpilled

Tails so i can be groomed by Rouge and wind up just as messed up as i am irl because my step mom did the same thing to me.

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STORY

NOW

the only reason I would become any of them is so I can fuck the shit out of the other characters or be fucked, so I guess I'd have to go with sonic since he's the mary sue of the bunch who everyone gets on with and would probs be down to fuck with.
Plus easy access to tails who is a cute and amy who has that hot upskiring dress I like so much and then I could also be fucked by tails and knuckles if I desired.

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Tranny shit

Where is the bench?

in your mom's ass

That’s where creams food comes from ha

based bitches

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shadow:
>on pat with sonics abilities but doesn't get dragged into his bullshit on a daily basis
>sick ass chaos powers including time stop
>get to fuck huge bat tiddies any time I want

You think Rogue wouldn't notice that shadow suddenly turned into a complete fucking faggot?

>rogue

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This, can't believe it took that many posts and I'm not even a Sonic fan.

Prickle the Porcupine

Help Yea Forums, do I reincarnate as Rouge and spend all my time masturbating to myself, or do I reincarnate as someone else and do everything in my power to fuck Rouge?

Eggman
His IQ is autistically high, just do something that doesn’t involve stopping Sonic

also a feminist

>Pick a character I like
>Can no longer interact with that character
>Pick a character I'm not entirely fond of
>Don't want to be them
I guess I can only really say is Buddy from Sonic Forces, enough of a blank slate that, even if I don't get to pick what I look like, Buddy is enough of a blank slate that I wouldn't have to BE the person I take over, so I wouldn't have to act like Sonic or do all the constant world saving Sonic does, I can just be my self.

Turn into Rouge and fuck the other characters.

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But that's gay.

Not if you are a woman.

One time when I was in VR chat some guy was reciting some sonic fan fiction. At one point in the story Rouge showed up, but the guy was calling her Rogue. I tried to correct him, but some asshole told me to shut up.

Erazor djinn so I can destroy shahras genie pussy

nobody cares

Whoever gets to bang Rouge obviously.

Whoever gets to bang Vanilla obviously.

We should have threads like these more often, to balance out all the e-celeb drama and politics.

what is your favorite Canned Furry tho?

They're all such total fucking trainwrecks that I'll have to go with Canned Rabbit, starring The Wonderful 3.

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>gets reincarnated as knuckles
>can glide
>quads dick
>get your own floating island

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Gotta go with Scourge. All the powers of Sonic and none of the responsibilities.

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Omega, so I can be a cool robot with cool friends
Alternatively Mecha Sonic from Sonic 3 because he's cool as fuck

And I don't give a shit about your opinion nigger.

Its pretty fucked up bro and not video games,i understand now that it was just a horny woman preying on a horny teen, took me years to forgive her. It really sucks that people go "wow thats cool". Its not, its abusing a position of power and destroys your sense of self worth.

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