Game has random events

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_kidnapping

>they just leave
kek

>class gains a skill previously exclusive to a different class

>Americans
this webm screams Eastern Europe

>LEON
>HEEEELP!

>mostly happens in europe
OH NO NO NO
mashallah brother

I got bit by a snake AGAIN! I need you to suck out the poison!

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He just did what no other male dared to do. This man is not cucked by the limitations of our society. Do you dare to challenge this apex specimen of a man?

based goat saving the chicks from mr. shekelberg's chicken plant with the sweet release of death

>game forces you to commit a scripted action

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Chechen subhumans, most likely.

LEONNNNN
HELPPPLL

>euro examples are from 500+ years ago
>US examples from 2000s
lmao

The absolute madman.

>when you finally ran out of chairs to clatter

>you can make animals friendly to you

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YOU

why do white women do this?

JUST

>you just know

KNOT

wow

>americans
Nigga these are YOUR people.

JUST

based and knotpilled

Zyklon BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

KNOW

This is BEYOND based.

Those three or four events in New Vegas that all occur within the first hour and a half of gamplay come to mind

>Party members betray you after you were nice to them

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This shit went from cute to zoophile in seconds jesus Christ.

hot

I fully expected him to do a backbreaker on her.

why did he look like he was feeling remorse as he was doing it

Damn that cat got blown the fuck out.

>burgermutt reading comprehension
Yikes

Probably lost a bet

I hope those shitskins get mauled alive.
I hope that they get eaten while still conscious.
Garbage humans.

I don't understand why people are an asshole to animals.

He had to commit a necessary evil but took no pleasure in it

Frankly, don't know the context of this. Might just be a crazy girl that approached those two asking for money or drugs or some shit, this is how I'd act if she'd be taken away by her crazy / maybe normal boyfriend/brother whatever.

The realisation of one's life goal and knowing the chances of reaching this pinnacle again of being slim

>and then one day, for no reason whatsoever, hassan and his friends were brutally mauled to death

YOU JUST KNOW

>game has skippable sidequests

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fucking delete this before the thread gets ruined what the actual fuck

youtu.be/okgrjiqnNCM?t=48
he was right.

can you just imagine if the lion turned on him and went ape shit killing them all

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based

Oh my god is she okay?

kek

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSED THIS REACTION

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>Dude your racism is totally unjustified
The people in this webm have all the money in the world and they are more savage than trailer trash fuck off

>remorse

bruh that is a pure endorphin orgasm

that man has fulfilled his function and can now die in peace

It's the lion's birthday

>people
those are muslims user

Maybe because they were just a distraction?

lmao

>hey this one lion doesnt maul people that means we should be nice to them and not harmlessly prank it!
fuck you, lions are assholes. if the lion were a pitbull you'd be cheering for the sand niggers

what

>white person is being an asshole
>"my what an asshole!"
>brown person is being an asshole
>"OMFG that's IT I've had it with these n-words I can't even why did hitler have to die I'm not racist I just look at the FACTS!"

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the fuck

ragle fragle

take the poo back to the loo pajeet

white ""people"" are disgusting

>it's this part of the game again fuck that ~noclip on

No, I would still not like it. You don't have to love them or take them into your home but at least treat them with respect.

>lion doesn't rip them to shreds
What a complete pussy

post more WEBMS

hURRY UP NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

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Not gonna lie it made me jump a little

>your own party member betrays you

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>remorse
Do you often have trouble reading faces?

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The hitman does not take pleasure in doing his job.

this is how wolves bond socially
if she didn't do this, the wolf would've ripped out her throat.

>game has random disasters enabled

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>shes not wearing shoes
>the 2 dudes clearly ignoring her from the start
>doesnt start to hit his face as soon as she can while getting carried
>looks like shes laughing when he picks her up

context? she was obviously trying to get away from the shirtless dude but at the same time she doesnt try that hard to run
was probably asking those 2 randos to help her but they ignored her

Arabs are always assholes, I'm guessing you're American and have only seen a middle aged turkish man selling kebabs in New York, you have no idea.

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he was too good for this world

>guy is forced to save his retarded wife from being mauled to death, putting himself in a position to likely be mauled to death himself
women
not even once

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Wolves aren't really that dangerous. We have plenty of them here and they haven't killed a man in like a hundred years. Bears and moose though, those fuckers will stomp you.

Yeah, she looks terrified :^)

You just know

is this that chinese animation channel?

13
50

I'd ask if you ever had sex but I think I know the answer. People don't smile and giggle when they experience the deep kind of ecstasy that comes from satisfaction of their greatest desires.

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if you can carry a woman home, she yours

what ps2 game did they get those fire graphics from?

>crafted items have a chance to backfire

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what angers me the most about this webm

is the missed opportunity to see how FUCKING COOL it would've looked if they got the shot from down the road, you would of seen each tree/part explode, one by one like a fucking film.

It's obviously fake, what the fuck is wrong with you? they even pushed the forced blur, come on lad.

PLEASE PASS TH EGG SALAD

what is this thing called holy shit i need to HEAR WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

awwwwww, little pitty baby boy is smiling!!!

Most people are assholes or at least unlikable. I mean, nobody likes you and you're probably white-ish. The problem here is that you extrapolate instances of brown people being dumb and isolate similar instances of whites being less than excellent.

has science gone too far?

>This was filmed in Saudi Arabia
>can see more than a woman's eyelid skin
doubt

excuse me, how did the bushes burn so fast?

Calm down, friend. No need for those hateful words.

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I'm pretty sure this is rigged.
Those guys are jacked as fuck and could definitely take that puma in a fight if they all ganged up on it. Sure one might die but that puma is toast.

That wolf was liking the crusty shit out of his anus a few seconds earlier.

Humans are so bad ass

wait
Tarzan is either a hoax or superhuman

That's cool as fuck

>pay to win game doesnt actually help you after spending money

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I watched the whole video and they keep doing it many times. is his normal?
youtube.com/watch?v=AyZNLOHPk2E

are you autistic? what you're looking at there is pure fucking euphoria

>kingdom come alchemy

She survived and he died btw.

youtube.com/watch?v=bZoq7PkyO-c

fucking kek

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I have the video, it's 35mb, any easy place to upload it?

Yup all people are equally assholes, you're so smart dude, its not like arabs are the majority of prison immates in places like France and Belgium they are just as bad as white people lmao

is he dead

Animals are fucking strong man, Humans didn't get this far by punching predators to death.

>Everyday someone asks this but no one ever learns
This board is like a short bus on a carousel
youtu.be/AyZNLOHPk2E?t=3m2s
>Inb4 I was pretending, it's just a meme!

Just look at her, she was asking for it

I love the pruning part

I tried to google it and I believe it's called "feller buncher"

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>white person is being an asshole
>"OMFG that's IT I've had it with these white people I can't even they're literally nazis and have to die why yes I do vote democrat
>brown person is being an asshole
>Oh he dindu nuffin he a good boy release asap

nah just a lil butthurt

1350

You're not very smart, are you?

>tfw i had to renew my pass when i was drunk and sent it to the wrong fake address and had to buy it twice
Still, I'd buy ten passes not to work for fucking Google.

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or just tree harverster I guess..

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Rape bad ending for a girl? I hope she is a life.

>this kills the tree

nah, humans are just weak. when you figure out how to make a spear and throw it hard enough to kill something the remaining muscle is just eating up calories unnecessarily. just about the only thing we're good at is just that - throwing. you can throw harder than a gorilla, at least over a half-decent distance. like, it could probably pick up a huge rock and sort of lug it in your general direction but as long as you're outside spitting range it's pretty harmless. where as you could turn it into shishkebab from tens of meters if you've thrown a couple of spears before

>skipping the tutorial

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wtf i'm gay now

Outta my way tree fucking shits!

jesus fucking christ i hope that weapon isn't loaded

literally just reload the captcha if it says skip or it's the fading one

Close but they just sort of grab your entire fucking skull in their jaws and force you to do it if you deny them. But zoophile incels are gonna project their desire to see a white girl get fucked by an animal anyways, so what can ya do?

>Party member changes class 2/3rds of the way into the game and becomes useless

>this is how your average chinaman sees the modern day america

it's a female lion and they weigh 120kg+

It's obviously declawed

>Enemies are actually just misunderstood

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>dies as soon he started talking about (((them)))

what the fuck?

Rent free.

>you have sent too many automated requests
>please try again later

still not half as heavy as your mom though

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More like
>white person is being an asshole
>"uuuuh he isn't white actually..?"

I mean with no context I don't understand the point of this webm.

I'm sure plenty of men have fallen over with a full pack as well. They need to find people who are strong enough for the job.

Really surprises me that people haven't seen these before. Never been to a forest?

this was clearly an attempted emergency landing that they noped out of because they realized they didnt have the space to stop before hitting the trees, so they tried to climb out of it and find another spot but couldnt because that shits heavy and has inertia

oh shit did a new one get scanned

I like this one

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>STR vs DEX

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This is probably like witnessing matrix egg-sucking robots as a human being to wild animals

are humans good at swimming compared to other land animals?

>Americans
That webm looked ruskie as fuck if anything. Dumbshit.

Didn't he die?

fuck no
humans are only good at two things compared to other land animals:
distance walking and throwing

>>"my what an asshole!"
Nice way of saying
>fucking white people, always oppressing us minorities we dindu nuffin we wuz kangs and shit whitey wuz in caves when we built pyramids fucking white supremacist with their white privilege in the countries they built

>>"OMFG that's IT I've had it with these n-words I can't even why did hitler have to die I'm not racist I just look at the FACTS!"
Nice way of saying
>it's not his fault it's whitey fault for oppressing him poor Kang he would be in space if it wasn't for whitey and their privilege whitey bad

>silver surfer the origin

Damn based.

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No he's just taking a nap. People don't die that easy user.

>skinny fat woman with a horrible posture can stop a muscular 100kg man
this says a lot about our society

Neanderthal could have done it one handed. Sapes were a mistake.

What's your point?
Animals have no reason to be nice to humans yet this fucking lion is stuck with those retards

"random"

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>wonder if they'll land safely despite going into the trees
>the explosion
Welp.

Clearly some balkan country.

Yes. A well done job is its own reward

found the source, anyone know whats happening?

wraggle fraggle

>Alien creature from another planet is actually secretly best waifu/best girl/best character in the game, you just have to look past her freak tentacles

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Yeah, you don't sound like a rabid racist at all.

Artist?

idk

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>booby trap took too long to claim a victim

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Women make no effort and get special treatment for literally doing nothing? Sounds about right.

So this is how you get a gf?

Grug approve of this moving cave drawing.

You didn't.

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Its clearly not loaded or someone would rush in and tackle the dude.

He did die after his head hit the pavement, they had to unplug him since he was vegetative( more than your usual antifa)

shit, forgot the vid
youtube.com/watch?=1&v=Eusux2m0cdI

octopussy

>the girl has the audacity to be having a smoke in the middle of a fight

the pussy pass is too strong. needs a nerf

iirc they intended on making a go around but were unaware there were a bunch of trees in the way.

>premium player has entered the game

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MOOOOOOOOOT

I wanted him to go back only to floor it towards the end, and go full speed into the flames. Would've loved that punch line.

Also, I just realized roads are perfect for match move.

>enemy attacks have long startup

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kek

BASED

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xxzero the one he posted isnt as good as the first one though

>Enemies can detect when you're low health

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>the dude

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>AI has literally zero pathing

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>shoot tire
>car explodes

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SHART

obsess is not a meme

You didn't prove anyone wrong about her motives for volunteering for this practice.

maybe. they must've had something that made them shitter than humans though. afaik, they among other things just lived in much smaller groups than humans did, possibly because you couldn't fit as many of them into the same area as you could with humans since they were individually bigger and stronger so they needed more food than the area could support relative to a similar population of humans

and again, when you have a spear and enough strength to push it far enough into your target to kill it, suddenly it doesn't matter so much anymore that the guy in front of you is twice your size. especially if there are two - or more - of you to every one of them.

I miss seeing this react pic

Unbelievably based.

What's the story behind this? Does that man have downsyndrome?

Who?

Why is this so funny? I mean it's horrible but there's also something extremely comical about the timing of the combustion.

Nothing will stop Malcolm Holmes from almost mistaking you for a raider.

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lol that's what you get for wearing crocs

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Its staged and the guy cant act (neither can the woman desu)

Nah just looked it up. It was in Portland. He was discharged from the hospital same day

For one thing it seems pretty easily avoidable.

>people

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>ah shit, here we go again

tree harvester.
quite common in northern europe and russia.

I'm surprised you struggle to realize the reason we prevailed and the reason we're the apex predator is because of our advanced intelligence. Maybe you're not homo sapiens.

A solitary wolf, you're absolutely right. If that's just the one that split off from the pack to investigate this random white girl, no. Wolves don't like to hunt/fight alone, and they really prefer to stick to their harrying style of fighting rather than get into it. In general, even if you're alone in the wilderness, nearly surrounded by a pack of wolves, if you just kind of stand there they won't bother you. If you start running, you're dead.

it looks like a fucking video game, how do things just go up in flames like that?

what the fuck?

>boss you beat a long time ago helps you out

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That's probably it. The entire crash seems so pointless and the actual impact so underwhelming that when it suddenly lights up it catches you off guard.

all my webms are porn -_-

Managed to jam the gas tank of his bike right between the wheel and guard, impressive

try "fictional character"

neanderthals were plenty intelligent. they had cooking, tools, art, medicine, etc.

what place in america looks anything like that

>google are so far up in my ass that i don't even have captcha 80% of the time i post

This is the shit that got me, like he's confused as to whether he's in the clear or not and can't decide

They had no real need to invent things like the atlatl, which put them developmentally behind sapes despite a larger cranial capacity.

He was 100% just going to rape her in broad daylight if those other ruskies didn't beat the shit out of him.
What a lawless wasteland

>party member uses a defensive cooldown on you

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Kek

what?

>your money or you life

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>Hey there, good to see a friendly face
>Howdy pardner, I'm the totally not suspicious robot who unburied you and apparently just showed up here out of the blue one day

What other events can you even encounter around Goodsprings? I wouldn't really count events that happen in a specific place as this category. Like, Malcolm shows up out of nowhere, and whatshisname magnetizes to you real hard, so you can at least fuck with it a little.

Tarzan is a superhuman. He can speak with animals, climb/leap like a great ape, he's hyperintelligent, learned English by reading before he knew any language and just chose not to speak it until he heard what it was supposed to sound like, has the speed of a cheetah, etc etc etc.

>game has vr compatibility

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God I love this webm

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What happened?

Lone wolves are more aggressive and perennially hungry. They will go out of their way to hunt you down if they sense weakness since they can't hunt larger prey effectively.

Same

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the FUCKING COMBO BLOCK -INTO- TAUNT

BASED.

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This is fucking sad, not only are we destroying entire habitats we're making a mockery of it
We deserve everything that's coming to us

>whitey bad, you dared speak the truth instead of taking the blame for everything bad in the world, you racist piece of shit we wuz kangs you stole from us and shieet
You're treating us like this because we're too good, but it won't take much for us to realize that this self imposed guilt is a lie.

>game has swimming mechanic

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>Game has looting

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MORE
NOW!!!

Still mad about the first Chechen war and Chadchen stealing your girls eh, Ivan?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_296

does anyone have the video editing skills to replace the ending of this webm with the ending of

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>town's champion is incompetent

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the fuck???

>Going for a sucker punch when he turns his head
>Punch crumples when blocked
>Immediately gives up and bitches off
Kid is pathetic in every way

they plant new trees. harvesting trees is the least of our worries when it comes to "the destruction of the environment"

great job feeding the killbird buddy, now it will sure to seek out people

fucking kek i remember that shit

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source?

>her motives
Sometimes a banana is just a banana user.
It's an educational channel, she's an expert and host.

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Jogging, really. Generally better at gripping things, too.
Compared to most strictly land mammals, sure. Most of the big cats would win, though.

I don't know, why do niggers eat cow shit straight out of their anuses?

I'm so thirsty bros.

>game has cyber implants

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delete this we're not supposed to post death on 4channel

>Mudslimes
>People

>duck support.webm

>girl choking him out at the end
god i wish that were me

>game has kissing mechanics

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I thought 5 nogs were gonna come out and steal the car and the child was just a way to trick the driver to stop

>Maybe you're not homo sapiens.
Yo dog, don't be ridiculous.

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>when your dump stat is LUK

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>Conditioned at a young age to never hit/harm a woman in any way.
>Woman jumps out at you.
He would have probably also been charged if he slugged her. This happens basically whenever a rally gets violent.

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why are their balls hanging from the chin?

>Of 136 people on board, three did not escape. One was a disabled boy in seat 4F who was unable to move.
>Another was a girl in seat 8C, who was unable to remove her seatbelt (her younger brother had removed his own seatbelt but was carried away by the rush of people before he could help his sister).
>The third was a woman who had reached the front door and then returned to help the girl.

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>game has vr compatibility
youtube.com/watch?v=E7wwqUA4QZs

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>Enemies are also affected by terrain hazards

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>when andrew triggers the beta uprising alarm

>Feeding it
Fucking retard

>Calls someone a virgin
>Immediately makes some edgy, nonsensical claim that he assumes applies to all humanity instead of just his autistic ass
Retard.

Sauce?

Why are Dogs the best judge of character, and even they know when you're fucking up in life?

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the difference is that one in 10m white people will act like an unwarranted ass at every opportunity. with these subhuman beasts, every single one of them is an unwarranted ass in any conceivable way they can bd

Dilate

youtube.com/watch?v=WBQUH3kp48E

CUM IN MY ASS

>enemy player is really good with his cheap minmax build

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They get replanted, its a science. You can make hilarious amount of money if you are a good planter, but its a fucking hard job.

i feel so bad for laughing at this

>anime faggot shit
kill yourself

Wolves are not very dangerous to people because they can tell you are there long before you get close to them and they move away, a lot like lynxes who are really difficult to see in real life. I'm telling you we have so many wolves here the farmers are trying to get the politicians to do something because they keep eating their farm animals, but we have not had someone be attacked by wolves since the 1800s.

I'm honestly surprised the cat survived that.

>we have acquired electricity!
made me kek

im surprised the guy in the black car got out and actually helped
sucks being that other guy tho lol

Feels like I'm watching a David Zucker film.

i fuckin LOVE wonderbread

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>Ferngully was right

REPENT SINNER

Based lion.

he still got away with assault, he will try again on someone less protected and probably succeed

liveleak.com/view?t=khwFr_1561918078

who the fuck even plays that game anymore?

>Americans
>Passive

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>Open world game with active aggro system

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Fourth post
Finest post

it's okay he was just feeling a bit in the air

holy fuck this bitch is disgusting

That's a weird dog

youtube.com/watch?v=GHDWzH4HBwU

>futile attempt to save your party member

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Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you post that?

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>enemies can create elaborate ambushes

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Eurocunts are fucking idiot tourists on this site. Don't even respond to them

Actually modern humans are homo sapiens sapiens, not homo sapiens

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Staged.

Lion is cheating by pulling at an angle to the guys. Those guys need to produce enough forces along the direction they're pulling to beat the tigers parallel force AND the one skew to the hole the rope is from, but only from their one direction.

Only 3 people died.
1 disabled boy who nobody helped
1 little girl who couldn't undo the buckle
1 man who went back to try and save said little girl

you're retarded

Veemo

never been in an army, but is hat a standard backpack?
because it seems to me it's pretty damn full.
i could understand if it was weighted down on purpose for training

fucking kek. i'm almost inclined to call this fake and gay.

Pibbles waiting to give kisses

based Patrice

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>elaborate

Holy shit

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Ooga booga get on the welfare truck

VR promotes gender dysphoria and you cannot refute this

I recognize this place. This is just outside of Johannesburg in south africa. These are the ghouls; they try to waylay vehicles going in and out to steal shit.

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Remember, bees say "oops" when they bump into each other

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Lol

Literally trying to run in a dream

>perfect block
>that smile
>pointing mimicking the shirt
>kid is a fucking ginger
If there was ever a perfect webm, this one is close to it.

>not passive
>blacked for 200 years, then spic'd
>minority in their own countries

Lmao that dabbing Jew

>*chair clattering*

Is this real?

Wanna see my emotional scars?

Based duck bros, I hope they had good lives

>dude

>when you miss the QTE

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That is genuinely horrifying.

have you seen the average white man dude

trannies and shitty people mostly

>game has tight and responsive controls

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>the NPC starts glitching

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>you can befriend the enemy

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jogging, too. sweat is op

wolves hunt in packs arisen

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YOU ARE A SLAVE NEO

>please pass the egg salad

STV road on a pve server

Satisfying, but not as good as george lucas aerating a nig.

>going robbing after a night out with cahsin roman

because even a dog is better than a bl*ck "man"

How is that her falt there was a lioness roaming around?

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Treecutting simulator speedrun.

>game lets you interact with wildlife

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>blaming the Jews for your small dick

>guy in the orange shirt that hesitates to get out of the car but decides he ultimately should go for a little jog

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she got out of the car

Kitty's been watching Jackie Chan kinos.

You try flying in what is basically a hurricane and see how well you land

>when you almost miss the QTE

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dang he went down fast, must have been hit in the lung

No, you fucking idiot. This is Cannes and those are immigrants trying to sneak onto the truck so they can get across the channel.

I think you are thinking of some other vid from some slav country I think where a dude literally killed a dude with a punch.

It's training, usually for training events like these you load up a lot more than normal.

Holy kek

>That confident and aimed last shot in his back
Did he get in trouble for that or do America not a distinction between shooting someone actively a threat and someone running away?

WHERE CAN I GET THAT? I WANT ONE.

Son, that right there is a look of pure unadulterated bliss. That's the face of a man who just achieved self-actualization and went far beyond what it means to be human in the course of a single action.

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Its a prop from Pacific Rim if anyone wants to know

a weapon to surpass metal gear

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I thought pic related was a meme, but you guys really do have a complex. Get a grip losers.

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What the fuck happened?

>team game has incapacitation system

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Enjoying those mobile games?

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women are idiots

lmao imagine solving captcha manually

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what a cool dude

Dunno it's fine in a lot of culture. Used to do that with my dog, and know a lot of people who did the same.

>Doggy_de_vito.webm

ok...............
so................

context?

My guess is gas explosion.

literally why do people do this

Depends on state. In florida pretty much everything goes.

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Angle is the same on both sides, lion has to pull just as hard retard.

>Game rewards you for not playing it the way the developers intended

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Where and when was this?

Meanwhile, in Germany and the rest of Europe whose countries are smaller than Texas...

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>these things only live for 3 years or so
Imagine being gifted with intelligence and dying so fucking early. Poor Octopus.

>Americans
this was clearly a scene out of a eastern euro slavic romance you racist

>Inb4 Yea Forums is triggered at this despite eat chicken tendies daily

>pickpocket fail

>game is too ambitious

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>! a teammate must pull you up

small white penis

lol

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alright that victory slide show off makes that penguin the most based fucking penguin to ever live

you just know ever girl penguin in the god damn pack got wet and slippery

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>1 man who went back to try and save said little girl

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Was just talking with a friend about how useful one of these would be for clearing roads after a storm fucked shit up in northern Wisconsin this weekend.

An expert at taking canine cock

His expression looked like deep overflowing satisfaction to me.

what are you going to do ? push the murderbird away ? no you allow the murderbird to have your sandwich so it doesn't try and kick your fucking guts out

Why are leftists like this?

>choplifter 2019
I'd Kickstart it

I can practically hear the goofy yell

>vietnam vet kiowa pilot

In states that have gun laws that actually matter, as soon as someone exercises hostile intent you have the green flag to kill them. Them running away doesn't mean they're no longer a threat, since they could come back for revenge.

The mouth is their reproductive organ.

Next-gen VTOL?

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trap detector is going off could be faulty though

obsessed
we're talking about white women, not black men. answer the question.

>game requires teamwork

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I don't understand.
He doesn't even show his dick.

based pengu defenders

I dun get it

What's going on here?

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BASED

Not really. The only things that tick me off are not killing the animals you eat in a quick and painless manner as is possible. You know, like the videos of dogs being boiled alive and so on.

>game is unoptimized and took to much space

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>90% white vs 50% white
>the american struggles to figure out which is whiter

PRADICTABU!

based natural selection ended up dumping all our skill points into INT instead of STR

>he didn't watch the Rance anime
Bro...

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People are supposed to buy these pictures for big money. Making a photo of them loses them that money.

God i wish that were me

This is so obviously staged.

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No, he's just a liberal

Malcolm is scripted if you find one of those blue-star bottlecaps so he's not necessarily going to happen at Goodspring

>timed underwater level
>can get stuck

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Yeah, I'm sure your big titanium balls would block the murderspike this murderbird would use to otherwise disembowel anyone that denies it some food.

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Damn, I knew Texas was big but this puts it into perspective. Imagine living in a country smaller than a US state. Doesn't it feel claustrophobic?

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man hendricks looks great
why can't she be in superhero movies!

Top jej

in the latest season a woman cut her hand doing something equally stupid. then later set her shelter on fire. another woman stabbed herself in the back of the leg with an arrow that had rabbit guts all over it

>paying for the toll

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Alright, just wondering because in some other countries it is always fair game to kill someone trying to kill you but that turns on a dime the second they are no longer an active threat, i.e running away or incapacitated.

Nope, that dude died, 100%. Police didn't arrest the proud boy because we got this film. If antifag didnt hit him with the baton he would have been in trouble

Jesus fucking christ

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That is a pretty clean and shiny windshield. max comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I

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>Time to browse/v/!

hiro is a nigger but this song goes perfectly with the webm

youtube.com/watch?v=K4Zc_67zjxs

but what is it for?!

i fucking love this webm

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But Neanderthals had higher INT than sapes.

>"are ya winning son?"

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Occupants 136
Passengers 130
Crew 6
Fatalities 3
Injuries 50
Survivors 133 (136 initially)

That ain't that bad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_296

What

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When I was in BCT, our final foot march was 10 miles with 50 pounds worth of shit in our backpacks. Started at 3 AM, so nobody had even had breakfast yet and you would have been lucky to even have 5 hours of sleep.
The goddamn CO of our company got us lost cuz he can't read a fucking map for some reason and we ended up walking 20. Was chaptered the same day too. Gay as fuck, don't go in the army.

its a probiotic

its like fecal transplant surgery except free

>player betray you after helping and sheltering them

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hah yeah and everyone from northern europe is actually neanderthals! Varg guarantees it!

>PRANKED
PRANKED
PRANKED
PRANKED

>all those cowards hiding leaving the poor bald guy alone

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Imagine the smell

wtf is ricochet doing there?

when a game has a random crit mechanic

Diversity is so beautiful!

I want to live in Russia for a few months. It's like Rust but without the lag.

bow to your new robot overlords

kek, triggered mutt

Post your country and let's compare. ;)

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>this is what the vrpill does to people

You mean the security guard?

Yeah bro if I was unarmed I would totally rush someone holding a gun.
Are you for real?

>smash_player_visits_shanghai.webm

You can use it to check for obstructions, check for the health of the animal, and forcefeed it more food if necessary.

What a fascinating mixture of bravery, stupidity and assholery.

i've done this......

There is no other white country in the entire world that is less white than the US. you can pick which ever you like to compare.

>broad daylight bank robbery

desperate niggas

Reminder that this kid fucking died because he tried to climb out of the elevator and escape like he's fucking James Bond or something, only to fall down the entire fucking shaft.

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Lithium batteries do that if you fuck with them regardless of the make, looks like he's pushing something in there

This actually hit the bump limit holy shit

Afraid to post your country, eh? Thought so.

>the cowards immediately get on their feet in case the lion started ripping them to shreds

>OH NO HOW DARE THEY PUT CAKE ON THAT LIONS HEAD THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE THEYRE LITERALLY KILLING HIM!!!!!!!
fucking redditors, kill yourselves. I smather my cat's face in yoghurt every time and he fucking loves it

You may not like it but it's true.
How very CONVENIENT it is that someone just so HAPPENED to be recording nothing in particular when these crazy events that rarely occur are taking place.

Whatever helps you sleep, sape.

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this guys life would pretty much be over, never be able to sit properly again, constant trips to hospital for decades, and potentially multiple million dollar bills without social health care

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I hope your cat claws your eye out.

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The context that is is a prostitute and the guy is mafia

its not my job to refute your insane claims you're supposed to back them up.

Just enable this. No more slow captchas.

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I think that cat just became self aware

>ever cheering for sand niggers

Pick the one that you think the US stands the best chance against and see if it matters.

shitbulls were bred to be aggressive and it's in their blood because of it, it's not our fault that it makes you assmad to realize it faggot. they're statistically the dog that has the most bites out of any breed and the majority of owners keep enabling and breeding them to be as shitty as they are. make sure you eventually join the 40% at some point, tranny.

are you retarded?

so this is why Yea Forums and Yea Forums had so much shitposting
we have a crossboarder here guys.

are you fucking serious?

>still afraid to post his country
Uh oh, looks like I hit the nail on the head.

>bottlecapchallenge.webm

I still play to this day how do I escape this hellscape bros?

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>women
>not even once
It's not like you have a choice in the matter, incel.

>8 replies from fragile whiteoids

lmao n-no it's different please

> I am thou, thou art I

Nope, it's a manual stitching edit.
This cunt of an actress kept her assets private and now she's closing in fast to the wall, or already hit it, depending on your tastes.
Most we'll ever have is this, deepfakes and some suspicious leaked image of her in a semi-transparent shirt that some people deem to be also a fake.

underrated

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>fighting a higher level mob

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>cowards

are you trying to say they should have stayed there?

>sneak into the truck
>sneak
>after trying to block it with some saplings and swarm it like a herd of ants
>sneak

is this hamster autistic?

>crab lost both his arms
>will most likely starve

of course it's fake, but that was the third post

Imigrant background doesn't mean brown.
A big amount of Germans from former eastern Teritories migrated that account for this too even as the by far biggest group.

Please please PLEASE go back to tumblr and dilate before you brain yourself to join the rest of your transfag brethren as another statistic

Maybe I'm a retard, but 50 pounds doesn't sound a lot

Are you this stupid or are you merely pretending? I'm throwing you a bone here.

I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE

FUCK

Yes. Let the lion kill them.

watch it till the end

Why did the crab come back after that shrimp literally blew off his fucking claw?

>Maybe I'm a retard
yes

>omigod crabs ate her
Yeah, if you die in the wilderness chances are you'll get eaten by all kinds of animals.

>>Another was a girl in seat 8C, who was unable to remove her seatbelt (her younger brother had removed his own seatbelt but was carried away by the rush of people before he could help his sister).

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Whatever you say, Herr Ahmed.

>Doesn't it feel claustrophobic?
Doesnt it feel empty in the usa?

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arguing with prolifers and ended up kicking one of their phones, they called the police and he ran away

APEX PREDATOR

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Which country did you say you were from again?

is that Eugene from Hey Arnold?

My class had to watch that in biology
10 people almost threw up during it

that is worded to make that 1in5 statement work.

the women were protesting an abortion center, he went up to confront them, after arguing for a bit, he decided to kick the one that was filming him. He insists that he was just trying to kick her phone out her hand. IIRC he was a fugitive for a week or so before they caught him, can't remember if he was ever charged or not.

Oh, shit!

Capcom beatem ups.webm

it's clearly staged, think for yourself

the sea isn't for Man to take

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Amanda Love

>Doesn't it feel claustrophobic?
>most of europe is rural or semi rural
>hardly any capitals are the population of large US cities

it's unfair for the humans, the lion is holding the rope at an angle and basically holds it by the power of friction alone at the cage's hole

Why do white girls fuck dogs? All the time they fuck dogs

>Whatever you say, Herr Ahmed.

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How??

>i've never been to an amusement park before
this is why NEETdom is bad, guys.

Did that guy fell into the pole or teleported trough it?

What the actual fuck

That's hot

False, he's alive.
>According to reports, the boy's urine is believed to have entered the control panel square beneath the buttons, causing it to short circuit and cut out entirely.
>The mischievous child was saved by emergency services a few minutes later, but he refused to admit to urinating on the button panel.

That's the prerequisite for being a lib lmao. Didn't like the opinion that another person was voicing so resorted to violence, as is the typical behavior of a "progressive" because they feel it's "justified. They think it's like their spanking a kid that was misbehaving except it's with punches, kicks, bottles broken over heads, setting people's hair on fire, throwing molotovs into crowds, grouping outside of people's houses and shouting death threats, etc. etc.

if you look at the start he jumped off the building or something and landed there.

answer my fucking question you obsessed freak!

thats actually a REALLY fucking smart way to crash a plane if you know its going down. head straight for the springy tree and use it to cushion the fall

>it doesn't show the part at the hospital where they take the pole out of his ass
cringe

Well yeah, because a horde of them climb on the truck. Chances are, you're not going to find all of them when you stop to search the truck, and the longer you stop, the more likely more will try and climb on.
If you're having a picnic and some ants crawl into your picnic basket, you can try and get as many as you can out but there are still going to be some lurking around.

>Nelo Angelo

you havent even put the country in your picture, why do you pathetic racist brainlets have to screecap all your stats so finely that you cut out details.

Dude the people carrying the guy away top kek.

the real "Has sience gone too far"

forced meme cock sucker

Ah I take it you're the real deal then.

uh oh germany, looks like we all have trouble on our hands kek

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Ah my bad, I didn't see the shadow

nigger

That's America lmao

Hey pal, it's the murderbird's world, we're just living in it. Also, it's probably pretty domesticated and will only approach those with food. Murderbird is smart and knows that it has more to gain begging for food than murdering, also, if you don't want to share don't come to his beach.

Considering the streets here I guess it's far more than that

>no blood
Fake

I SURE LOVE ME SOME VIDEO GAMES!

>She didn't use her tits
Shameful

More like
>It's okay to punch/kill nazi's
>Call everyone you disagree with a nazi
Lefties in a nutshell

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Are you saying he's still alive?

>you havent even put the country in your picture
Do you really have to ask? there is only one country that is 50% white.

>AI learns and mimics the player.

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have you ever been impaled? the object was plugging his wound

how can you be so stupid

nah, but they recorded hospital personnel removing the pole from his body, the webm was on /gif/ some time ago

When are we going to hang that cunt Merkel? I thought she would've resigned by now.

Thats not how the law works

>6.1% non-whites is more than 48% non-whites
Burger education in action.

>it's another soulless remake

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>muslims are younger
there are no 60+ immigrants, they get filtered by the travel.

geese just dont give a fuck user

his face gets so red its insane.

I kind of think this was encouraged by the mom since early. People who are into social rights often push their kids to become gay or trans. I used to be a teacher and i saw it happening as early as first grade. It's insane what these people do.

I assumed so

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Honestly I guess that's what I get for trusting the literal youtube comment retards on /gif/.

I fucking hate Germans, from when they were dishonest barbarians in roman times, to Prussians in Renaissance times to Nazis to their pro-shitskin empire they want now, every fucking year in history Germans have been an absolute plague on the entirety of Europe and the world, I hate them so much, can we nuke Germany?

He survived it btw

A-user-san

thanks for this, found it online. it's the "buster" browser extension.
FUCK YOU for not typing that out

european rural =/= american rural

There is a village every few minutes (by car) in most of europe. And outside the extreme periphery there is no area with at least a small city in short distance

Fertility rates go down to the national average after the first generation. Stay mad mutt

What you're experiencing right now is "cope" and "denial."

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>has never driven or even seen a truck before
trucks do not have a lot of hiding spots.
in the cab where the driver is
in the bigass box its dragging or truck bed its dragging
clinging to the underside via the suspension
thats fucking it

Based Anne Frank poster

The difference being that your country is tiny and you have nowhere to run. I can at least move to a different states if niggers start swarming here.

Jesus Christ it's a lion, get in the car!

>There is a village every few minutes (by car) in most of europe
Not in scandinavia, finland and probably not in most of eastern europe. And certainly not in iceland.

Wut... there's no way that isn't edited.

It kinda does actually. At least for me. Literally anywhere you go you will run into people sooner rather than later. Can't imagine how nice it must be in the US, being able to drive for miles into complete nothingness and getting away.

cute kot

dont open its really sad

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Nice ""Bait""
Next your gonna say "I was only pretending to be retarded"

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>I can at least move to a different states if niggers start swarming here.
They swarmed 200 years ago. There is no state that is whiter than europe on it's own either.

>6%
Whoa....

Had some eurofag sweatily laugh and dismiss me for saying that eurofags were responsible for both world wars. Then again it doesn't come as a surprise, considering they're revising their own histories to pat themselves on the back.

it wasnt a mirror

youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc

youtube.com/watch?v=GH9u4eZQGk8

Nothing to do with diversity.

what the fuck

I'll never understand why countries who are suffering the same jewish tricks throw shit at each other. Basic divide and conquer that whites keep falling for. Is it just taking out your impotent rage because you know your vote is worthless and you can't change anything? As a SEA monkey you whites seem prone to infighting. Here we butcher Muslims if they get uppity and the local Buddhists don't give a shit if the media reports on it because they can't do anything. You guys are doomed because you can't even manage basic cooperation. also germans will always and forever be angry cunts, thanks for destroying the western world for the 3rd time in 100 years.

No one cares about those meme areas.

thats why I wrote "in most of europe"

It's always entertaining to watch someone who is really good at his job.

small white penis

>The I Love Lucy Show.jpg

>fail to save your sister because people are fucking retarded
I hate normies so much.

>Bild

its still illegal to excute someone, like if a robber gets on the ground and gives up his weapon you cant just go up to him and execute him, thats still murder

it has to be a life or death situation and someone running away doesnt necessarily mean the threat is over

Pit bull stats have nothing to do with genetic disposition to violence, it has to do them with them having naturally stocky musculature and thus they are prized by hoodrats and white trash who want a chained-up guard dog or attack dog or they mistreat the animal some other way. This gets reported, the animals get taken by animal control, they get rehomed, and they end up biting/killing something because they're powerful as fuck dogs with trauma on top of probably being trained to be vicious.

>getting to the stealth level

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not in Florida

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=5-wl7Xk5FoY

Its on of those "Buy a picture of yourself on the ride" kiosks and fatty bojangles is losing his shit because someone is just straight up taking pictures of the screens, pretty much getting them for free.

i have it from good sources that the Germans can take care of 6+million problems easy

Looks like some photoshop for a creepypasta

>i-it's not true
t. hartzer

what's the logical explanation of this

>getting your first head armor in game

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user, if you have to post that image, it means you've already lost...

I've got two scars at almost the same place on my finger from an axeknife, this happens alot with beginners

umm...

Because men aren't allowed to protect white women any more, you'll go to jail for assault if you do. Only dogs are still allowed to protect white women, and so they're the ones that get the traditional reward.

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The EU parliament says they can take 400 million actually. Ironic though, considering they have huge issues with living space right now

>nintendo_fans_want_more_bing_bing.avi

yes it is

Just enjoy the show. Scenario 1, we get to witness them chimp out and start another world war. Scenario 2, their countries devolve into Mad Max.
>t. flip

That's not a bait. He is right, you know.

Men are strong, but Tigers are stronger

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>running through the night in dragon's dogma

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rent free etc.