If this game updates this year I will post a thread of me injecting a melted n64 cartridge into my urethra

If this game updates this year I will post a thread of me injecting a melted n64 cartridge into my urethra.

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Isn't it abandonware?

>Cube World
Was probably one of the best scams out there

the guy posted some dev updates on his twitter a month or so ago.

This changes literally nothing.

Its made by one guy and his wench as a side hobby. More like TurtleWare

Probably got hired to work on Hytale instead since their RPG mindset seems similar and Hytale looks much better.

If you played CubeWorld you would know that this is false. CubeWorld has much more potential than Hytale.

It's not happening user. Give it up.

>falling for the scam made by the same people responsible for the turbojew minecraft server

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it's literal, actual paid shilling

I've literally never played minecraft multiplayer so any multiplayer normalfag shit you want to do is your own fault.

Nah. I waited over a decade for a playable version of Ridley in a game, I can wait a few years for this.

Do you guys think he only updated his twitter this year because he is scared to lose his little clique to Hytale?

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its never happening

such is the fate of "pet projects" they never become serious products

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Not really. The dudes hanging around for this now are the maniacs in for the long haul.

What does this guy even do for a living? He could probably made a decent buck off Patreon if he put a little more work into the game and gave out builds occasionally.

iirc This guy is making the game with his wife and they had a child right around when they released the alpha. Hence why the first few years they haven't updated.

The guy from the fuckin outset said it was a passion project that wouldn't see frequent updates. You're just too retarded to fucking read

I don't think when anyone read "a passion project that wouldn't see frequent updates" they immediately think oh so he's gonna make the game downloadable for a short time and then update it once a year.

>zhe isn't playing cube world right now
Why can't he just release the updates he's made wollay pls

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>he isn't playing as a dwarf, frog or boner
what's wrong with you

Why hasn't a psychopath found where Wollay lives and shat in his mailbox yet?

what are the possibilities people have literally died wanting to play the most updated version of this game and not being able to

>doesn't even let you buy the game until he finishes his update
WOLLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
guess I'll just pirate

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Just help developing Veloren instead and play it while you do instead of waiting for Wollay to deliver you a game that's any more complete than the alpha version.
It's making good progress: veloren.net/devblog-24/

Why was it a scam?
You got what you paid for; a playable build.
Continuous updates were never promised.

>heh they scammed those minecraft normies, laughing at them right now
>they're definitely not gonna scam this other game
>w-what do you mean they refuse to respond to questions about hytale's monetization???

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hello is this the thread where nobody delivers ?
just like the cubeworld dev

There is a discord channel that people email him and get a lot of update screenshots, the game is in development and we always receive like two updates per month, there are tons of new features but he only announce them via mail

Did they just reverse engineer Cubeworld to make this? LMAO the desperation.

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btw
discord.gg/cubeworld

Don't know how to feel about this. On one hand it would be hilarious if this project gets further along than CubeWorld does. On the other hand
>open source in-development

As opposed to
>closed source in-development by one (1) guy and his wife

Problem is that open source games tend to not get anywhere as they rely more on the community to make content.

See Minetest and how dead it is despite being Minecraft that runs 100x better with a modding API.

The power of autism will come through.
Worst case, if Wollay gets hit by a train we still have this.

Redpill me on Cubeworld, what the fuck was it even meant to be? What happened to the release? Is it meant to have deformable terrain or is the cubic nature of things just an art style? Is it just some random RPG with procedural terrain? Is the terrain even procedural?

>If this game updates this year I will post a thread of me injecting a melted n64 cartridge into my urethra.
Please don't do this.

It was lightning in a bottle back when people were getting fed up with how bad minecraft was turning (this was around the combat update I think). People saw the better combat and the stat numbers and immediately wanted this to be GOTY. Wollay caved in and let people buy the alpha, but he and his wife had a kid and they stopped development for the most part. Theres snippets here and there, but its really hard to say if it ever gets released within this decade.

So how's that Overseer game

I remember when Yea Forums shilled the fuck out of it prior to launch, and me just laughing at all the COPE threads after the fact.

He'll definitely be posting updates this year, so enjoy that hospital if that's what you meant.
Actual game, though? There isn't really anything to update, there's only been an alpha test version.

>tfw you bought this

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>Hytale looks much better
lmao

It had tons of potential, I don't think anyone can be upset for jumping on the hype train. I still remember spending about 45 minutes whittling down a boss at a giant tree just to get some shitty coin drop. Or hang-gliding across giant rivers and forests. Shit was relaxing senpai, it could've been a cult following game.