EHEM

Is Thales one of the best villains in the franchise? He has the power of dubstep and ICBMs..

Yes, according to the leak

>Have ancient technological devices
>Use it to play your mixtapes
Based

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post dimitri's theme

AHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE GAME FOR MYSELF BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME SO BAD

Edelgard route
We want the game of thrones audience
Dimitri route
We want the fujoshi and otomoe audience
Church and Claude route
We want the actual fire emblem audience

So who are the villains

>Views people as tools for to use for his ambitions
>Literal Fedora tipper in a game where your protag literally gets possessed by a goddess
>Parents are still alive and they love him.

Sethet and Byleth

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It's funny that Lionfags and Deerfags are fighting between each other when their Lords are pals in their own routes and it's only Gorilla that sperges out in every route.

What's the Church route like

More like
Edelgard/Dmitri
We want the discerning audience
Church/Claude
We want the brainlet audience

Wait wait, so what's the final boss? Is there a route where everyone joins forces?

>Gorilla - Dragon
>Dimitri - Crest Monster
>Claude - Zombie Grandpa
>Church - Dragon(?)

It's literally deerfags coping on Yea Forums because they can't do it on you know which board that isn't letting them breath.

We want the "oh fuck this Edelgard chick is a bit too extreme for me, better eject" audience.

>edgemaster route is the smart choice
crawling

who the fuck is gorilla

Marianne and Byleth

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>Claude of all people is the most rational and clear-minded

I'm on /feg/ right now and I don't see any of this supposed "Deer hate", if anything I saw Deerfags celebrating the Claude S Support.

>We want the fujoshi and otomoe audience
>fujoshi
>when Dimitri is straight as fuck and is the only lord who immediately takes F!Byleth's hand in marriage even though she isn't a noble
>while Claude fucks off somewhere
Deerwhos just can't stop coping huh

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Edelgorilla

>/feg/shitter thinking his board is good
go back

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he's just salty

>hey, sensei
>I want to FUCKING MURDER THE CHURCH, I WANT TO KILL THOSE PRIESTS AND KILL THOSE NUNS AND KILL THE FOLLOWERS haha
>(Go with Edelgard) option
>(Oh fuck should have chosen the Lions or Deers instead maybe I can choose the Church) option

Sylvain/Ingrid and Sylvain/Mercedes
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Why is she gorilla? Does she hulk smash? Does she turn into a stupid resident evil monster?

Post Sylvain/Felix.

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Her Strength bases and growth are retardedly high

Edelgard doesn't give a fuck whose lives she ruins so long as she has power and sensei's dick. She's practically the villain, and that's why I'm siding with her.

what did church do to her

MUH CRESTS

>Does she turn into a stupid resident evil monster?
About that... she does.

absolutely fucking nothing

She is anti-tradition and anti-establishment due to the crests

I mean for fucks sake she wears Primary red colors

How hard does she sperg if you side with the Church?

>Does she hulk smash?
Yes. She's axe armor with mega strength.
>Does she turn into a stupid resident evil monster?
Also yes, in her Final Boss form.

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Oh, neat.

So if I take her route, I play the villains?

Church worships crests and the goddess that created crests, Edelgard hates them.

No idea, leakeranon sided with Edelgard and his only dancer defected to the church and he had to kill his dancer.

Yes.

Sethet and Manuela

Gorilla and Hubert
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Yup, you kill a ton of people that really didn't need to die and even kill off the faction that exists to stop the villains and have spent hundreds or even thousands of years fighting the villains.

Why does she hate them? Did they touch her in bad places when she was young?

Sylvain and Annette (only goes up to B)
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He is /ournigga/

He also killed his own people who killed innocent Duscars (Dedue and his family) and only managed to save Dedue before his people (Dimitri's) killed him. Which is why Dedue is so loyal to him.

>Emperor: With unparalleled defense, Edelgard appears as an unstoppable force in the legendary armor of the Adrestian Emperor.
>Great Lord: A lordly figure who leads with unwavering authority, Dimitri dominates the battlefield with his unparalleled lance skills.
>Barbarossa: In the tradition of Almyra, Claude wields a bow while riding the skies on his wyvern. He can move again after taking certain actions.

Making many babies with Flayn!

What people can you not convince to join each faction?

They became symbols of power and people started killing each other over crest matters.

Black Eagles: Edelgard, Best Boy Hubert
Blue Lions: Dimitri, Dedue
Golden Deer: Claude
Defects if you join Black Eagles: 1000 year old loli pussy Flayn

Is it really so hard to animate cutscenes at the same frame rate as the rest of the game? This looks like shit.

So ... Blonde guy is good, just traumatized. Red girl is a bitch and kike that was behind half of shit that went wrong. (she even hired those assassins in the start) and brown guy is just there. Did I get this shit right?

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>Lance Infantry Lord
>Kinshi style Lord
This really fires my emblem.

>she even hired those assassins in the start
then her getting saved by Byleth was just all according to keikaku?

>CRESTS KILL PEOPLE

Yes.

Yes. Edelgard literally stole what GD fags thought THEIR route would be.

DO S RANKED COUPLES PRODUCE OFFSPRING LIKE IN THE LAST FEW GAMES

siding with anyone but the Church seems more like painting "I'm a massive fucking tool" on your face

Mostly. Edelgard definitely had a worse history than Dimitri that he does not and probably couldn't fix even if he knew, but it mostly contextualizes her actions than excuse him.
Their power is literally tied to the Satan of the setting you retarded queen.

Actually no, they were supposed to kill everyone there besides her, but specifically Claude and Dimitri, she wasn't expecting Byleth and Jeralt to beat the crap out of the assassins.

No

Quake Σ
The highest tier of dark magic. Attacks the entire battlefield, except fliers.

>Their power is literally tied to the Satan of the setting
Isn't Sothis the Creator God though?

>Church route is literally just Claude route without Claude

>tfw no go back to being a mercenary and become a war profiteer route

Have we seen the final bosses? I wanna know what they look like.

The only reason to join them is if you want Eyepatch cock or Gorilla pussy

and which people are playable?

>golden deer is actually the peace route

Not really. Claude goes to fight reincarnated enemy that no longer matters because... I guess he was just an extra route that they didn't know what to do with, but they put it not to have church in the main spotlight.
Only Edelgard's and Church's route deals with REAL threat, but Edelgard is a kike, so choosing Church seems like lesser evil. However ... Problem is that Church's path seems to be the more cucked compared to Edelgard's and Dimitri's route, because they shoehorned Claude.

>1000 year old loli pussy
Wait, Sothis is playable?

>more cucked compared to Edelgard's and Dimitri's route
maybe Dimitri, but there's no way you can't get more cucked than Edelgard's

And it's hit over your head that Nemesis literally needs the power of the crests to revive.
And I don't know how you went straight to "creator god" when I mentioned a clear satan analogy.
The backstory is specifically mixed in for a bunch of shit for a reason, even Rhea'Church route doesn't push the retarded purity standards that some are memeing, because Seiros is fucking insane and dedicated to the crests instead of Sothis' intentions despite the costs.

no one literally knows the whole plot yet

>Einherjar: Long-dead heroes, revived with the power of ancient technology.

I'm saying it that it kinda looks unfinished compared to their routes, when I look at the script of how things go like.
Edelgard's route is canon-ish, but you can't help but feel like you are supporting massive douchebag in her retarded ways just to get to the REAL enemy.
Dimitri is "peace" option (unironically), but he's focused too much on Edelgard.
Claude is just there and you can tell he is shoehorned compared to other two because they had to pull enemies out of their asses for him. Like ... Final boss is completely unimportant. You can't get worse than this.

Flayn and Lys bros we won.

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>The stone within your chest is little more than a decoration now.
>The stone within your chest... It is no more
Reminder that these lines imply that Byleth's heart starts beating in other routes aside from Edelgard's

...

Flayn and Seteth are literally two of the Saints that fought alongside Seiros.

is no one going to say anything about the early thread