Are you ready bros?

>play car dressup
I don't know why i do this

I FINGERED YOUR DOG ASSHOLE AND MADE YOU LICK IT WHILE YOUR DAD WAS SUCKING ME OFF

Wow, only took Six Years Rockstar, Bravo. It's still not bringing anyone back though

better not suck

But can you goon the AI for fat stacks like NV? If I can my Lupin PC will be complete

>outting youself
lol gaylord.

Is it like, what you would actually see in a casino (players at a table playing against the house), or literally no interaction at all? I guess if it's the former it's not awful but still a missed opportunity

Not like there's anything else to do.

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>tfw PS3

Is it possible to do all the night/motorcycle club, enterprise whatever stuff solo and end up with a decent amount of money?

do import/export

Literally just do I/E sales. When you have enough cash buy a bunker and let it run while you sell more cars.

serves ya right, scum

This is the reality I needed to hear. Thanks

How long til casion's out?

>Are you ready bros?
I'm not your bro, buddy.

>serves ya right
OH NO, I GOT SUSPENDED FROM PLAYING A TRASH GAME!!!! I cheat purposefully to get banned, got suspended instead. When the suspension runs out, I'll be back to cheat again immediately, like as soon as I spawn in I'm gonna shower myself with money and explode everyone, I gives no fucks. You act like its a big loss to not play absolute garbage anymore...

literally can't contain my hype

Are they adding more heists? Does anyone know?

>if i don't enjoy it nobody should
peak zoomer

>I cheat purposefully to get banned
you sound like a massive faggot that should get euthanized asap

Why on earth are you so butt troubled?

based user spawns money for us so we can have fun is this trash b2p game and not get banned, you the real diamond VIP

>Are you ready for griefers killing you delivering items in a slow ass vehicle with their flying rocket shooting motorcycles
no I quit this game a long time ago and I ain't ever going back
FUCK YOU

It's honestly the most fun thing about that pile of shit game. Running the same fucking heists and shitty races over and over and and over and over and over and over again gets real fucking boring. I'd rather spectate low ranked guys and spawn them money and tanks to blow shit up than to sit through the same fucking bland heist missions

Gta 6 tease in the expansion confirmed

Elaborate.

>trying to defend your autism
>"im not having fun, so neither are you"
Just uninstall if you don't like it. But you're clearly too retarded for that.

stfu faggot, you are clearly mad because you paid for gta bucks, MP would be unplayable, worse then korea mmo grind level without the based cheat boys

>I'm n-not b-butthurt about being b-banned I s-swear
SEETHING

>Just uninstall if you don't like it
Nah. Describe how that makes you feel, be as descriptive as possible while I picture how fartbox flabbergasted you currently are.

>you are clearly mad because you paid for gta bucks
never happened bud, keep projecting. why u mad tho?

I care as much as I do about a man in a restaurant I'm in who orders tomato soup and then complains loudly he has tomato soup.

>never happened bud
He fucking nailed it and you know damn well.

So you get so mad you start name-calling like a 7 year old? lol And how does it make you feel when I tell you do drink deeply from my dick and stay mad? Again, be descriptive.

>Yea Forums is one person
you type like you're 14

Ah, the old "That wasn't me, even though I replied" trick. Not 7, but definitely underage.

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>only the person I replied to can reply to me
stop being a literal child

>stop being a literal child
But user, I'm not the one who's mad for absolutely no reason at all, enough to name-call. You're the one who's projecting with reckless abandon.

I wouldn't go back to GTA Online unless I had friends I know in person to play co-op with
The game became a miserable grind and trying to get heists going was a fucking hassle

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>hurr I hax and you're all buttmad
No-one cares about you dude, you're the one who is mad, obviously:
Keep coming back and sucking that GTA dick you hate so much though.

Great, more shitty cars with shitty handling to blow money on and immediately regret

Story dlc when?

Rockstar makes hundreds of millions of dollars in shark cards alone so you'd think they wouldn't give a shit of the players earned money via card games. How old is the game again? The bible literally says greed is the root of all evil. Rockstar is just as bad as EA.

>No-one cares about you dude
Apparently you do, so much so that 1. You're literally mad. and 2. You felt the need to reply to show just how mad you are.

>Keep coming back and sucking that GTA dick you hate so much though.
Keep coming back to reply and sucking my dick that's made you so mad though

Car dressup is the only reason to even boot this game up.

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Cheaters and modders make the game fun. Rockstar hates fun.

>when you realize you're arguing with a 14 year old on the internet
this, this is what really hurts.

We're already really lucky we got Doomsday in the first place, I wouldn't hold my breath.

Guys, why is this game suddenly so popular again? It's a million years old and yet I've heard that it's what all the Fortnite kids have started moving to now that they're done with Fortnite. Why are they suddenly into this old-ass game?

It's still the very best of it's genre out there by miles. It's the same reason MineCraft is exploding again.

Streamers started playing FiveM RP servers, and the kiddies followed, but they don't know how to set up FiveM so they just went back to the actual game.

The Rockstar Fanboy Checklist (GTA5 edition):
>contrarian
>the cops aren't overpowered
>the ai aren't bullet sponges
>the controls are good
>I never bought a shark card
>you're not forced to buy shark cards
>it's not pay to win
>the mission/race payouts weren't nerfed
>San Andreas is overrated
>GTA5>GTA4
>the characters in GTA 5 are good
>Trevor is well written
>nobody cares about the online
>it's a single player game
>defends blowing up people's CEO crates (griefing)
>shitter
>the prices are fine
>GTA5 has the best radio
And their personal favorite
>if you don't like it, don't play it
If you think you're arguing with a fanboy, simply resort to this checklist, call him a fanboy, then ignore him. Watch him cower and recoil as he's been found out.

>rockstar fanboy
>SA is overrated

they really are just making assets to recycle in GTA VI

>implying screeching zoomers dont consider gta 5 to be the best gta game

I'll never forgive Rockstar for abandoning the "Episodes" DLC. We could have had San Fierro and Las Venturas in HD. What a shame.

oy vey maybe you should buy some shark cards goy

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>we could have had crazy Lamar adventures or a DLC detailing why Packie was even in LS
every zoomer that spent money on Shark Cards has ruined Rockstar

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cool now i get to spend real money to gamble with fake money to receive nothing of value in return

what will they come up with next i wonder

best looking for sure

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its hard to care about anything when you can do literally nothing and still swim in oceans of money because people STILL keep buying multiple copies of GTAV for some reason.

I'd honestly prefer a proper update to RDO right now

>The newest game is the best looking

Wow, amazing.

If graphics were the most important part of a videogame rdr2 wouldve won game of the year.

>Tfw still cruising around in my low rider

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can i go all in with my billions of hackerbux

Twitch Prime subs already get a free penthouse and 1.25M bucks so nah

At this point I'm almost certain that there is Rockstar shill here getting paid to start a GTA thread everyday.

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Haven't played since 2017. Sitting on $400,000 in my character's bank, with a few decent mid-range cars. How the fuck do I start pulling in the money? I know nothing about shit like Import/Export, Gunrunning, etc.

I got an apartment for heists, some cars, and that's about it.

just cheat nigga xd

>tfw still bombing the fuck out of people with my Mogul
It's the only thing I find thrilling and exciting about this game.

Do the all the heists in order and you will get 1 million as a bonus.
Then invest you money in import/export and sell top range cars.
Also always do jobs with money multipliers

same here

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Grind Doomsday and Pacific Standard until you have enough cash to buy a bunker and then grind that so you can buy the 10th new flying alien motorbike with 6 heat-seeking rocket launchers to annoy every CEO in the server until you get bored and log off for 6 months.

>OP cheat-level weapons make the game boring
GEE whodathunk

>Niggermobiles

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>the game boring
yes

you are a nigger

Logged in tonight to see the casino, it's there next to the vinewood racing track, not open yet. Honestly surprised I didn't get banned. Every time R* does ban waves I see my friends get swept up in then when they've never cheated and then a few weeks later get unbanned but it hasn't happened to me Yet.

is a single million even worth anything?

>Calling anything that isn't a box Chevy or SUV a niggermobile

Basically 2 of these.

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youre white arent you

>Implying lowriders aren't literal niggermobiles

kek

Is there anyway to play a deathmatch/pvp/arena mode without going into one of those markers? those things are always dead

Im so glad I cheated years ago and had some hack that shot moneybags out of my gun. cant believe how jewish rockstar is with the ig money

They're more of a spic thing. Trust me, if niggers won't spend a few grand on a good alternator to power their sound system they won't buy a suspension system lower to the ground.

what the fuck is this user

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I know it sounds stupid but I'm looking forward to how Borderlands 3 will likely have a gun that does that.

Do you also do character dress up? Show her off user

How efficient is I/E? I have the first business from the first CEO update, i might reinstall if I/E is good and I can actually do bunker shit, because that's a serious fucking money sink.

I/E is shit desu. You're better off doing the biker businesses. Meth and Coke make good cash, the missions are shit unless it's doubled. Bunker can pay great but someone in the session will always try to fuck with you during your sale. so unless you know the solo lobby trick and even that is only temporary, good luck without hacks.

git gud i sell my bunker in full public lobbies for the bonus every single time

Yeah? How them god mode hacks treatin ya user?

>The only thing I care about is more garage space
do you really need more than the 128 cars you can have already?

it's an issue 1/50 sales. Git fucking gud.

>1/50 sales
>1/50

>there's at minimum 5 try hards per session, 1 hacker, 5 in game shitposters who just fuck with other players

>tells me to git gud when every sales vehicle is purposely slow and destroyed easily all while your sale is broadcasted session wide to every player telling them to kill you only for them to be rewarded with a whole 5k.

>defending this shit when it's purposely scaled like this to encourage shark card purchases.

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Anyone else do the Lester glitch earlier this year and get rich as fuck?

learn to assert your dominance. let your presence in the session be known to all

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Nah I just play the game casually, it's fun and I make pretty decent money in game doing it. I get where you're coming from but it simply doesn't reflect my experience of the game day in, day out. I make my sales with ease, I kill griefers on the regular, I have fun.

I used some shitty public hack ages ago and had like 2bn in the bank, they haven't banned me 1-2 years later either. No idea if it's still there though.

Alright which one of you faggots added this?

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I'm on ps4 so I don't think there's any hacks I can use. I just brought a shitload of expensive properties/vehicles and upgraded/renovated everything I could, got money wiped a couple weeks later but I've got a dozen deluxos to sell if I need a cash boost

No u

Say word?
Any proof?

How dare he cheat in this game where the last DLC cost 75 million to obtain all the new content. Why don't you go out and make 1 million legitimately in this game and tell me how long that takes you.

a lot of shilling going on in this thread. I thought the GTA 5 modders were our friends because they would prevent us from wasting our money on shark cards.

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS

ONLINE IS CRAP

IF YOU PLAY ONLINE, YOU ARE CRAP TOO

Stopped playing a few months ago, but I was making 2-3 million a day when I was playing regularly. Probably 1 million a day if we were just having fun.

They cash droppers are the good guys, sadly they're in the minority now. Most modders are shitters who just enter a lobby and blow people up endlessly until they get bored enough to log out.

I joined the game late last year and since then not a single modder dropped cash. They just blow you up like disabled people or ruin races.

It's a beaner thing really. Niggers just copied it

I'm waiting for single player DLC

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>6 years to add content that isn't text editing

San Fierro/Las Venturas is right around the corner. Announcement coming annnnnyyy minute now.

UPDATE DROPPED. 2.9 gig update

>Innocent modding fun is the same as cheating against other people

>They actually only ban people that hack money
>Blowing up the entire lobby is not a priority cheat for them

good goys

>waaaa this company is trying to earn money for their work

imagine being actually this autistic lmao

>Banning griefers that prevent players from getting GTA$ for free
Get a load of this socialist.

>because people STILL keep buying multiple copies of GTAV for some reason.

because their hacked accounts get banned

you must be fun at parties lmao

wow cool 1 million as a bonus thats enough to buy 1/3 of a supercar, only takes a full day of grinding!

do you think we will ever get a mod that ports the online content and missions to singleplayer without the grind once the online service dies for good?

Did they ever add a Vigilante mode? Pretending to be the Punisher was one of the best things about classic GTA. I want to put on a mask and go around fist fighting criminal NPCs in my bulletproof car.

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you forgot
>FREE DLC!!!1111!1!

I still like the game though :'(

>can't go passive while on weaponized vehicle
>passive now has a 5 minute cooldown
Eat shit, tryhards.

Next gta will be in las venturas, they are betatesting casino system, not him btw

>imagine thinking Rockstar is gonna let kids gamble for real money

GTA is already edgy enough, if they add gambling in it it will be banned which means losing big dough

Fucking fantastic, people have been asking for this for years

The same they’re doing with this dlc. I don’t want to say it don’t need shark card, you can use the ingame earned from missions money

Why are you not farming the bogdan problem finale already? It's not like you'll get the money from your document forgery business anyway.

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>grinding the same thing over and over so you can use the ingame features

sounds horrible

This looks like cropped porn.

Third world's back on the menu boys

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country?

Doesn't work for me either, Kenya

So it would only take a month or two of doing the same shit over and over to unlock dlc? Sweet.

Act 2 glitch. Dedicate a whole weekend to grinding that and you'll never need to grind again.

How did you not get sent to the dunce lobbies?

Are there any patch notes anywhere? Can't find them on Rockstar's page.

>Can't play cards against other players
this is a criminal offense

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fuck off razor

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so are you, stop playing pretend negro, kevin

it's crazy that they make so much money from shark cards when there is always a glitch to get millions in game

>have sex, cheater.

When some feminazi and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot lapdogs calls you an "INCEL" or use their generic insult "have sex", because they can't form a coherent thought let alone a counter argument, it's because women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing but herpes riddled whores!

And the so-called "men" who use those words are even worse because they're virtue signaling numale cucks who think that they'll get some of that sweet college/university hipster chick pussy when those women will be fucking Chad Thundercock and only settle for them once they're looking to nest with a beta orbiter provider after they're done riding the cock carousel!

No one self-identifies as "involuntary celibate". It's something roasties project onto men who don't put up with women's shit. As if to say "oh, if you had sex you'd agree with me and give in to my demands". This is because women think they can get anything they want with sex and believe this because their white knight lapdogs betas would do anything for a pity fuck!!!FACT!!!

Just use the doomsday heist glitch, desu

>giving a shit about some reddit gameshow

lol gay

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what is that?

So what all does this update add? I see two new supers, another two additional cars, and some (very expensive) penthouses. Doesn't seem like very much for how long it took.

trying way too hard. drop the intentional reddit spacing, the overuse of exclamation marks and the use of a username and you might get people next time. B for effort.

>bought the best penthouse and cars
who else here /modder/

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Gambling (although not for all apparently), a Heist/campaign storyline, a bunch of related Contact missions, and outfits
If is legit there's been some solid improvements too

The act 2 glitch, you need a partner though (ideally with the same setup as you or else only one of you can earn money)

>Get free penthouse because Twitch Prime
>Have millions of dollars
>Have free cars from complete edition

How's the PC community? I'm yet to play much of the PC version and don't know what to expect.

>a Heist
you wot m8

based sharky in chat

whats a good mod for moneys nowadays?
I cant be arsed to farm monet the lefit way anymore

Can confirm, only fun I ever had with Online is getting and customizing the cars they kept out of SP.

This expansion actually let you do anything cool? New heist or missions that actually let you make decent money, or is it just the usual useless breadcrumbs?

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Tell me about lowriders, what's the big deal with them? Whole thing just seems tacky to me.

I just made 100k in about 5 minutes of blackjack. Chips can be exchanged 1:1 for cash.

Oh shit, is this actually real?

didn't we already got classic Sentinel?

>tfw still no futo hatchback

They don't want to get caught making something too similar to the AE86.

give me one reason to buy gta online if i dont have friends

>Can only play cards against the AI

rigged confirmed
figured they wouldn't want people actually winning money from the casinos

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>GTA Online
lol who cares

Well, they sit low to the ground. And the low rider gets a little higher.

>Penthouse is 4 million
How thefuck do I get that money

I somehow doubt the gambling in the game is actually randomized, probably
AI director running in the background to make sure cockstar will always win big

>471422880
niggers love them

goddamn that's hot
sauce also that is a girl right

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