Girl with a mic joins the game

>Woman

What exactly do you gain by impressing a girl (possibly a tranny) over voice chat?

a new gf (male), what else?

At least they are trying, unlike you who will probably never get a girl because you are scared of talking to them.
Let me guess, you also hate woman after realizing that no a single one will love you.

unequivocally based. this mans basedness is unmatched, dare i say, unrivaled.

But 99% of the time your new gf (male) will be in another country/state and look like a dog.

Incel

Okay now this... this.... this is epic.

Yep... this is based

Attached: 1516230301360.jpg (1000x750, 99K)

That is true, I'll even go for 99,9% of the time

It is the hope of having any sort of affection, even from a tranny

>girl joins the server
>several guys immediately transform into varying types of dipshit
>blame the girl

Attached: 1495071473833.png (343x411, 134K)

I had a "gamer girl" send me a pic of her inbox once. It was fucking astounding. literally every single game she joined had at least 1 or 2 pathetic sad sacks of shit sending her love mail. Can you imagine living in that reality? There were even dudes talking shit about ME behind my back to make them look better despite the betas being meek when ingame with.

There's a reason they always habe to let you know they are a girl.

Attached: 1563851360963.jpg (275x183, 10K)

>girl joins the server
>"hello gu-"
>me: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!

Attached: 87677887jk.jpg (576x1024, 47K)

>That one squad where the girl is absolute garbage but the orbitters are sweating really hard trying to protect mlady in the game

Attached: 1563156482070.jpg (249x214, 23K)

It's not about impressing the girl user. It's about putting the faggots in their place.

This the mindset of the beta orbiting white knights. They think they're charming her.

fpbp
/thread

>girl with a mic joins the game
>put mic in mouth
>HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLLOOLLOLLOLOOLOLLHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRGHHGHGHGRRGRGGHGHGHBBBBBBBVVVVVVJJJJJGJHHHHHHHGNGNGNGNHGHNHGHRGHRGHAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHGHHGHFFFFFRRRYYYYEEEEEHEEHEHEEA

Attached: 1544245736129.png (625x682, 89K)

>playing with group of online friends
>a newish guy to the group decides to invite a girl he knows irl
>girl joins
>"hi gu-"
>me : "GOD THIS IS WHEY WE HATE NIGGERS"
>buddy catches on and says "amen"
>girl leaves the server
>newish guy leaves the server
NEVER INVITE WOMEN TO WHERE THE BOYS UNWIND AT THE END OF THE DAY

Attached: 156362343367.png (225x225, 10K)

dilate

Holy shit, talk about based!!!

>you didn't emotionally manipulate your guild leader for trying to slang on the teenage emo girl who played a healer to the point where he cried on officers chat on vent

omg... based

I have a GF. If I wanted to be talking to women i'd be in the living room with her instead of playing video games.

Attached: f.png (1005x763, 851K)

>I, a faggot with a mic, join a game
>Entire server thinks I'm a girl

>girl joins game and shits up voice chat
>she uses her real life pic as steam profile
>she's clearly obese but tries hiding it with angles and SC filters
>all the orbiters start making le funny jokes to try and impress her

Its cringe to think I used to be like that

Attached: 1548058394345.jpg (983x1024, 167K)

Okay, now this...THIS is based.

>me and my neetbro playing vidya
>he starts playing with a girl the hours im offline wageslaving
>everytime i got back on she tries to make us fight over her
>me and my bro not gonna let a thot destroy our relationship
>everytime she’s thotting out we moan and make sexual noices until she’s weirded out and leaves
>she tries to healslut her way inbetween us
>not working, the broship is too strong
>we healslut eachother way harder
>she can’t handle all the moans and orgasms
>backs off and stops playing the imma gurl card
>knowing that our sexual man juices cannot be stolen by a basic bitch

Attached: 3D5A7682-A534-4BED-9543-EF4D21EEC652.jpg (489x735, 115K)

based

sure thing, tranny.

im just trying to get some pussy nigga damn

Then stop doing a fake faggot voice, you sound embarrassing.

You become Alpha Nerd until she inevitably gets bored of you and oeaves to find a new crowd of sycophants

self confidence and experience with girls

Based but unironically

You're both retards and cringy for sharing this, but well done user never let an online bitch get between your bros

>girl joins the group
>half of the people make fun of their friends to try and impress her
>half of the people make fun of her to try and impress their friends

You can’t get self-confidence or experience talking to a tranny over a microphone.

i miss playing with a friend and shit talking the "gurl gamer ;)" type, fun as fuck to tell them to go back to the kitchen and have whiteknight betamales go nuts

>girl enters group
>every dude drops everything to try and impress her
>be the only person that ignores her
>she asks me why I never talk to her
what do you do in this situation

Attached: 41687.jpg (1920x1080, 215K)

But what does that get you besides an inevitable headache and heartbreak?

>not doxing her and linking all her nudes in chat

Continue to ignore her.

It was the same with me. I just told her that i don't have stuff to talk about with her because i don't know her and the other 3 guys are already talking with you so why should i so she started talking with me. And now that both of us are talking with each other i have found a friend who also plays the same games as me and it's fun

Attached: based and redpilled.webm (1440x508, 1.75M)

I won’t deny that we sound retarded, but thanks.

Continue ignoring her until she really wants to talk with you then get her nudes

>voice chat: OFF

Attached: 1304348598614.jpg (509x385, 40K)

>not wanting to shittalk people on voice.
It's legitimately one of the most fun part of gaming for me.

have sex

I do this unintentionally but she never asks me why so the barrier never gets broken as a divide surfaces from her emerging circle within the group.
Jesus, I'm a fucking joke.

What I usually do is ask if they’re a guy or a little boy even thought it’s clear they’re (female). Also fuck betas for thirsting over average ass girls

>Why do we even talk to user, he's a tryhard.
>I'm pretty he just spends all day playing that game.

>girl raid leader
>nobody spergs out and every raid night is chill
>she's actually a good raider and progress is on point
>also the de facto guild master since the original one was : last seen X months ago

another one

>girl joins pvp group
>nobody spergs out
>is actually an ok healslut but decides to leave discord for another call
>since we don't wanna lose rating and voice is mandatory at this bracket if you want to win is warned and instantly replaced

Got more never seen behavior described in these thread, where do all these horror stories come from, is it an american thing ?

Attached: 1563681154128.jpg (720x720, 70K)

It doesn't get much more based than this..