What was the biggest monkey paw of all of video game history?

VtM: Bloodlines 2

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What does that even mean?

>wanted a true blue Harvest Moon
>Friends of Mineral Town is getting a remake
>the models are trash and the style is all wrong
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fallout 76

spbs

Star Wars Battle Front biggest fucking let down of our generation.

>What does that even mean?
wish for something
it comes true but bites you in the ass

"I want games to reach a more mainstream audience"

MGS V

DMC 5 and this user's mom

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Fire Emblem Musou

This would be funny, user, except for one small thing. Who would ever wish for a faggot like OP?

>Im getting sick of playing the same drone voiced average build white guy in every video game
Diversity granted

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>I wish everyone liked my favorite video games
Holy shit normies where a mistake

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Current Activision
>Hey, we'll take care of all of your marketing, production, this, that and all the other shit you don't want to deal with to help you release your game!
>We're also going to make you meet unrealistic expectations for our services and drain you of your identity while we gradually run your company into the ground.

>I wish for a new Turok game!
My wish was granted alright.
youtube.com/watch?v=G2rJYBOIAxo

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A new MvC game.

THIS

Pokémon X and Y

Fire Emblem Warriors introduced concepts I want in all Musou.

WoW

OOF that hits home for me

Star Citizen

Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines sequel

Memory is shit. Rundown?

>oh I had so much fun with Fallout and its sequel, please let there be more

wow
what a kick in the balls

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Best post. The only one in this thread that actually follows monkey paw logic properly. Everyone else is just saying "I wanted this sequel but oh no it turned out to be garbage".

MGSV
KH3
FFXV
Pokémon Sw/Sh and/or LGPE (I want a 3D Pokemon game on Switch!)
Fallout 76
The Old Republic

Normies were always a mistake

This

>Man another Ultimate Destruction game would be great

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Was Lollipop Chainsaw not really fun? Why no sequel?

ZE3

Racial diversity advocates are the only thing that makes me appose racial diversity
Why would it warrant one? Same game in better graphics would be fairly meaningless.

>Man, I hope one day my phone will be powerful enough to play console games! Surely, handhelds are the future!

3rd birthday

The legitimate worst part about FEW is that it's still a really fucking good game and it's a perfect combination of Fire Emblem and Musou in every way EXCEPT THE FUCKING ROSTER.

And nobody bought it because the roster is ass so we're never going to get a sequel with the characters that people actually wanted that the developers themselves even said they were saving for a potential sequel. And even if we did get a sequel, at this point it'd probably be focused on 3H instead of Jugdral, Elibe or Tellius.

What looks wrong with it?

I'm gonna have to go back in time and stop you from making that wish. And I'm going to break your phone while I'm at it.

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wow i cant wait for the next dragons dogma game
>japan only MMO
well after that im sure we'll get more dragons dogma
>netflix anime

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Came here to post this, but then I remembered Disney's acquisition of Star Wars. Its at the point that I don't even want to see new Star Wars games.

FO3

"I want Nintendo to go third party."

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Asking for more battlefront games

>I want a new Commander Keen!

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I want RE2make and DMC5. I feel so bad playing those games. I just went back to RE2 and DMC3.

Valve making a new game, and it's a card game

>nobody bought it
>sold a million

>I want Pokemon on a home console

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>I wish I had someplace to talk about video games

youtube.com/watch?v=Wnedb7XKycc
and then 76 happened

Pokémon sword and shield

This, I'd be fine if the series ended at 2.
There was no need for games after 2.

mobage was a mistake

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"wow I can't wait for that new diablo announcement"

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>A new Battletoads would be nice. Give it a cool 2D art style too

>I wish for a mainline Pokemon on a home console!

Why did you post a screenshot from bioshock?

Spore

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
SPORE
BRINK

ouch

Cheating in Oddworld stranger's wrath

>be massive KH fag since age 13
>26 and coming to terms that it wasn't worth it
Fuck Nomura. Cargo shorts wearing fucker is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize or care how much of a jackass he is with his bullshit that doesn't go unchecked.

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Duke Nukem Forever being released.

why?

>what is ReMIND

>Megaman is just being kept imprisoned by capcom
>The guy who made it should leave and create their own megaman
Mighty number nine is definitely up there

KH3 is a setup.
docs.google.com/document/d/11d1TKd4ZKZd41pJKQ77bKz4YxJx8_Mojz2KMpNvTrvU/edit
Please be excited.

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HL3

The one that jacks off my dicky wicky,

>I want videogames to become socially acceptable

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I think you won user, since your wish made every single one in this thread a reality.

>there are people that can make this but not a thesis statement
I wish I had this level of autism conviction in college.

"I want portable gaming to be more popular"
>Get my wish
>It's on phones
>Touchscreen crap
>Gacha crap
>No analogs, d-pad, or buttons period
>Most games are garbage and remain to be because they're garbage

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>"I wish we got Age of Mythology 2"
Yeah, and I used to wish we got Rise of Legends 2 as well, but now I fucking don't.

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right now, probably but in a couple months I have a feeling death stranding will take the cake

Diablo 3 desu senpai

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>I wish Silent Hill was good again
>Konami announces Kojima, Del Toro, Masahiro Ito and Junji Ito involved in the new game Silent Hills
>Teaser is interesting and different than the last 5 games
>Will actually have a budget and developed internallyy at Konami
>Gets cancelled because Konami wants to start gambling

and even if it wasn't great, it couldn't have been worse than downpour or homecoming.

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Wish 1
>I wish Blizzard would cancel that stupid Warcraft Adventures thing and work on something a bit more exciting

Wish 2
>A console game!? I wish Blizzard would cancel that too!

Wish 3
>Actually, Starcraft Ghost would have been fucking awesome now that I think about it... I wish Blizzard would go back to making something with broad appeal. A team-based shooter? Or maybe a phone game...

Yep its this.

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Titanfall 3

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Dark Queen aside, it really doesn't look all that bad.

gamers wanted to be taken seriously and wanted games to be seen as art.

It really DOES look that bad, from player to enemy designs to animation to backgrounds.

pffft it's going to be FFVII remake. let's not forget how SE also scrapped FF versus XIII, changed everything, and moved it onto another console generation when it was promised for PS3

OH I FORGOT HOW THEY CHANGED THE ENTIRE NAME AND NUMBER

I really don't get why FF7R is getting so much love, it's 1/3 of a game why would you be excited to spend $60 PLUS whatever DLC costs for 1/3 of a game?

the most important thing to remember is that this gen, they really doubled down and replaced their old core audiences with a newer one who is more willing to bow down and take less. this was all while this new audience was riding the nerd trend, which kind of boomed even more after PS4 released, after xbone shat up their first conference. these nerd trenders -- the new audience -- are fucking dying to play this classic masterpiece for the "nerd cred" because they know what the name of "FFVII" brings

Vinesauce getting popular but also only appealing to children

>i wish versus xiii would finally come out

why you gotta do me like this

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Probably that Dungeon Keeper mobile game.

Zero Time Dilemma

Chuuni as fuck.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions
>I want an SMT Fire Emblem crossover

how has no one posted this yet?

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"Good" ending:
>everyone will love you
>but your dog will die

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Look a few posts above yours.

>a crossover between paper mario and M&L would be awesome!
>it's based entirely on shitter star

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it looks like fuckin shit user, I'm sorry

>Pokemon would make a good phone game
>Pokemon Go

"It would be cool if more phones could play games like n-gage did"

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marvel vs capcom infinite

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It’s basing itself on 5th edition, which was so shitty it effectively killed White Wolf. It’s also being made by Paradox who aren’t in the best position right now

Twitter

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ha what an edgelord

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Bethesda

>I wish Squaresoft would make a cartoon movie within the FF Universe

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You get a wish for every finger on the monkey's paw, but the wishes come true in ways that you don't want.
>wish for a hot girlfriend
>she's HIV+

>Super Paper Mario was alright, but I want a new Paper Mario game that's an RPG again!

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This.

Usually i see those here near sony/playstation stuff.

>le epic sacrifices must be made
I love fable 2 but god damn choosing the ending on my first playthrough was hard as shit

Who among us said that? I loved video games and all the potential they had to crazy unique shit to impress the nerdy crowd. Now it's just all the same old shit. Not everything of course, but you don't get a lot of unique stuff that's made well anymore.

Did you skip 8th grade English or something

>I wish for Beyond Good and Evil 2!
>it's a prequel that's just called "Beyond Good and Evil 2"

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I used to fight this so much at the time. To me I felt that the importance in gaming wasn't the main character but the game play itself and how the world itself encompassed the story instead of everything revolving the main characters personal beliefs

I wished for a splinter cell at e3 2019 and got sam as a guest appearence in a mobile game, probably not the biggest but I'm still mad.

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Dungeon Keeper Mobile, for me

Probably this, really

Duke Nukem forever was like if Half-Life 3 came out right now and it was not only the shittiest Half-Life game but shittier than even an average shooter

yep
this is it

the niche and the low budget is the birthplace of creativity and quality

10+ years of assfucking

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at least i can safely ignore it because of the fan-trilogy that got made to round out the series

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I liked it

DMC5 was perfect tho

I remember /tfg/ wanting the next game to be projectile only. Wish granted.

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I still had fun with it....but after seeing that 2001 demo footage, I realized it’s full potential. Then I was sad

For me, maybe MGS5, just because of how god awful the story was. I actually thought the gameplay was pretty fun though.

Mighty number 9, saints row 3 and every Pokémon game released from the 3DS onwards are up there though.

Apex Legends

They completely fucked Kappa and Harvest Goddesss

Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite

Nobody wished for this user

>Boy, i sure wish starwars battlefront would come back

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>I want a new Wolfenstein MP

battletoads

Mighty no9

If the executives weren't crashing squarenix, Nomura would anyways

Sburb becomes real and I get a copy

for me it's pic related.

I'm a sucker for everything comes from Capcom and SNK arcade tradition. I'm a sucker for tabletop and trading cards games. That means I'm a double sucker for SNK vs Capcom Card Fighters.

Pic related is so fucking bad it hurts.

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Alright but the end of your session is as shitty and unfulfilling as the fictional one.

i-it cant end as badly as the actual comic, right...?

DmC

Saying anything other than Diablo 3 is cringe.

What did you think was gonna happen? That's all portable gaming is after all.

Diablo is fucking cringe.

>Man I wish video games were popular

Diablo 3

It looks horrible. Just straight-up unappealing to the eye.

>The story follows a man’s journey seeking revenge on a dragon who stole his heart. On his way, the man is brought back to life as an Arisen. An action adventure about a man challenged by demons who represent the seven deadly sins of humans.
>seven deadly sins of humans
but why though?

your wishes granted 2 years ago and it ended as loud a fart noise at a gay bar.

Monkey Island 4

This and wanting a new Marvel vs Capcom With Mega Man and more Darkstalkers after 3.

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An end to Minecraft's reign