Why are you not playing my video game, user?

Why are you not playing my video game, user?

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Because they already reached the peak of Tracer with Cadet Oxton

it's full of soi

It's incredibly fucking boring.

It's shit.

Even if the game was fun I couldn't in good conscience support a blizzard product. That company needs to stop existing as soon as possible.

1. Multiplayer games are NOT fun unless you're at a LAN party with your bros, and Overwatch doesn't support private servers.
2. Toxic community that crybullies you and gets you banned if you do literally anything, including just picking a character they didn't approve of.
3. Complete lack of skill involved, with every character having some kind of a "press button to win" ability.
4. I think every character is officially gay now or something, which is kind of weird.

Its boring now.
Not even the 34 artists care about you anymore. Im pretty bummed by that honestly.

Because you don't actually look like that in game.

no titty mods

Because theres no shark in the bathtub

christ you're no different than trannies

trannies can't have kids. they're infertile. they can't get pregnant. so, they end up becoming pedos. they get their power from recruiting kids. this is no different than overwatch shillers. they can't get good at the game or get fulfillment so they recruit new players to feel better about themselves

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because they ripped all the models and gave all the girls giant dicks so i can fap to them

absolutely braindead thread opener OP
couldn't be any more useless or retarded
good job

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>artist makes this
>literally everything else from them is futashit
Fucking hell

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because it fucking sucks.

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really? post sauce

Not officially available for GNU/Linux which I am required to use by my religion.
If Blizzard stops discriminating against me and belittling my faith perhaps I'll consider picking it up.

I don't want to, this trailer was the best thing your game has made in all its years of existence other than Mei
youtu.be/onplsJSdp4A

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Don't need to play a shitty game to jerk off to the porn.

>Brigitte still exists
>2CP still exists
>No new game modes for comp
>Stuns happen every other second
>Brigitte still fucking exists

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because the only interesting character isn't out yet

That was a great video.

this, to be honest

This. Tracer is the only good waifu aside from Dva, Mei and Zarya

Also this.

Besides, the superior game right now is Paladins. Does Overwatch have an oppai loli hero? I don't think so.

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There can never be any new game modes cause they designed it specifically for e-sports payload, koth and cp. They tried CTF and that was a horrible decision that it makes Turbine looks like a masterpiece. Oh ya and stuns exist so the new kiddies can get a kill.

I tried paladins but it wants me to make a new acount and I hate making a million accounts for things.

Because Hammond exists and no one can deal with him when a bunch of points have a pillar in the center so he can just spin for unlimited times. Got boring when this was the case every single game.

Cause I got bored with it. I was actually thinking of playing again though.
Had a lot of fun for the first few months and then coming back from time to time to try out a new hero or event,but they just keep recycling the same fucking events.
Seems like people care about new costumes more than any sort of substantial new content.

I'm busy masturbating to your feet.

Post it

Because I'd much rather whack off to porn that exaggerates Tracer's stick-like figure into something vaguely masturbatory.

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It funny how horrible hammond is. Just spins all the time so you are either forced to play ana and hope that he dosn't get shielded AND have somebody to follow you up on it or play as Mei which is unfair to everyone else. Then we have the fact that Hammond would be fun in any other game except overwatch. Hammond is supposed to be a roamer but with a team of 6 with objective points and small maps he can not play as a roamer. not a lot of space or even opportunity to swing around except maybe go move faster from spawn. And if you have to flank somebody you are not doing your job as a tank and somebody else isn't doing their job.

>Why are you not playing my video game, user?

Because I can't be arsed to install the Blizzard Launcher and redeem my humble key.

I started playing Overwatch a couple of days ago and hammond is my go to. Mei, Symmetra, Junkrat and roadhog have counters to that but honestly, hammond doesn't get a lot of kills but that thing pushes the objective like nothing else.

bitch I only PLAY LUCIOBALL AAAAAAAAAA
GOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLL

I'm playing as you right now Lena :)

I want Tracer to force me into wearing cute clothes, lock me in chastity and plow my ass every night!

Got burnt out on it. Used to play it with my brother on the regular, but that was around the same time I realized that my absolute best effort was equal to total dogshit in quality. Haven't been the same since. Playing Overwatch dredges it back up. Also, it's just a bad game.

But I am playing your game... on SFM.

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i will always love widowmaker right next to my latina gf sombra

you nerfed widowmaker

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Just imagine if the game was more like a source shooter and assumed its playerbase was competent enough to find the objective without getting lost with well designed maps and less focus on the fucking MMO trinity. God, the high mobility heroes would actually be really fun to play around with trying to win over the negative space of far flanks.

Wasn't that an actual glitch though? I remember early on Widow's ass physically grew bigger while scooped. Even if it was an aesthetic thing, still doesn't make sense.

Overwatch really is a weird game. You can tell the faggot devs really want to crank the PC level up to 11 but they still need to bait chinks with waifus. I can only imagine how much it kills them to still have characters like widowmaker and mercy running around in the game

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Yep the typical
>artist does one good/decent image but the rest is some garbage fetish
Is why I don't bother with westernshit

Why would I?
Haven't played since shortly after launch.

tf2 is better
:)

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>I remember early on Widow's ass physically grew bigger while scooped.
yeah you could literally see it in the teaser trailer it was pretty funny

small team size fps games with matchmaking are shit
bring back dedicated servers where you actually get to know the people you play with

>TFW play TF2, Paladins, and Overwatch all equally and interchangably.
>Don't have to get into the argument autismfest because they're all different enough from each other and they each fill my appetite depending on a given day's taste.

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Look I like tf2 but it hasn't been updated for half the year not even a lousy crate or weapon skin to be seen.

think it's safe to say valve is done with the game.

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Every time I see this image I think of that Tracer/Scout porn parody video with the lifeguard

I'm lowkey a huge OW stan but I'm getting very tired of it, and the 222 changes are going to be more of a turnoff, probably. Going to try Paladins, I think. How's it feel? Am I just going to be wishing I was back in OW or does it have it's own flare?

> and the 222 changes are going to be more of a turnoff
Yeah for faggy ass DPS mains who see no need to switch when three other assholes are playing DPS. This role queue will be the best for everyone except the faggots that make comp unplayable.

You might be right. I'm a support main anyway.