Games with impossible challenges?

FF9 skipping role challenge

The worst thing I had to clean up (worked in food service when I was younger) was a maggot infested garbage bin that had stayed locked in a closet for 3 months.
Shit is so goddamn horrid, I didn't know anything could smell that bad that it would involuntarily make you gag.

having to clean out a shopvac full of stale piss would be worse than dealing with the bag, retard.

Working in food is soul crushing.
>change garbage bin on slow night
>only thing in it is an empty whiskey bottle and a card that says happy birthday grandma

It's been 11 years and I think about it often.

The bottom part looks like fat hips.

just why, user?

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Just one of those things that sticks with you I guess.

Don't look or discern what's inside, man.
Never look inside, that shit will fuck you up.

Having sex

when i worked retail i had to clean shit that was smeared on the walls, caked in actually
apparently an old man had an "incident". not exactly sure how he managed that, looked like his anus was a garden hose.
i would have quit but my boss slipped me a lot of cash to do it

coping

I did not expect these feels

/r/equesting r34 of pissbag

I worked at a Fish n Chip joint that accidentally deep fried a kitten once.
Fast food is the devil.

Seething

dilating

dilating

Yeah, pretty sure cleaning washrooms steeled my resolve many times over
>stall has USED sanitary napkins all over the walls
>tampons clogging the toilet

How?

>used to think it was overflowing
Are you saying all these years I've looked at this photo that dudes were actually taking a leak into that bag and saw nothing wrong with it when a perfectly functional urinal was 1 foot away? It's not overflowing? It's a bag of piss?

It's so subhuman that I missed it. Holy shit.

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One does not simply accidentally deep fry something, user.

If there's a drain in the room and you have a wet vacuum that's not a difficult cleanup

You haven't even thought of the smell, you bitch.

Literally all you have to do is cut a hole in it or pop it from far away. Most public bathrooms have a drain in the floor.

>accidentally deep fried a kitten

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>Dumb cat jumps in deep fryer
>Gets deep fried

NO FILMING THE PISSPAG

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>bring a dart to the toilet and pop it from a distance and leave
SLURP IT UP WAGIE

Don't cats know the concept of avoiding high heat

How the fuck are there animals in your place of work, let alone in a kitchen?
Did you taste it?

You'd be doing him a favor
>Piss bag popped. Go hose down the bathroom
vs
>Dispose of this bag of piss without spilling it in the restroom, pleb

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My wording was a little off, but basically the cook went to dump the grease trap from the fries outside into the grease bin, and unknown to her there was a cat in it.
Cat gets burned and the cook rushes it to the vet, but it's so badly burned there's nothing they can do but put it to sleep.
It was all bad, the cook was this 50 year old who was super nice, she spent the rest of her shift crying.

Not that user but I think it most likely slipped since the oil around fryers can splash around

just put on some rubber boots and cut the bag open, those public restrooms all have floor drains

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It's hardly a hindrance, it'd take 10 minutes max to deal with everything

What's going on here I can't tell?

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>bleach exists
Every bathroom has had shit piss or throw up on the floor but you never smell them because someone cleaned it up.
Man Yea Forumsirgins always want to pretend everything is impossible.

Online achievements, on dead multiplayer game.

The fact that this is recurring is alarming. Why is the bag there to begin with? Does it start with an overflow and anons just piss in it anyway? What the fuuuuck

>used to be custodian for an elementary school
>a giga cauldron of shit that seemed to only be possible if multiple kids decided to shit in it without flushing
>my first instinct is to try and flush it
>obviously clogged
>have to unclog it while taking in that fetid stank
>had to literally spray my chemicals into the toilet just to deal with the stink
Also funny thing about custodians is when we're cleaning the inside of stainless toilet bowls, we often use the same rag to clean the seat as well after spraying germ killer on it.

Cleaning out poopy diapers that women would shove into the feminine hygiene boxes that would also have used tampons in them. Happens every fucking week

I don't get it

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No free photos! you have to buy your memories

How is this done? Are they plugging the drain, peeing in the bag and then letting the urinal build up as it flushes? The piss must be diluted as hell

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It's not working, so they put a bag over it to prevent people from pissing in it. People don't care and piss anyway.

It's a joke, calm down.

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I'm not sure what he is trying to do there but his efford looks pathetic enough to make me laugh.

This is so subhuman. Just use the functional urinal a foot away.

Some park rides have ride cameras that take pictures of you when the roller coaster drops/etc. then when you get out of the ride you walk by the counter showing your photo so you can pay an obscene amount of money for a printout of it.
The guy is just filming the displays with his phone instead of paying for a photo.

Kek Alton Towers park sucks anyway

mmmmyeeessssss
more user

It would take a long time to set these up

You just throw the shopvac out afterwards

>Manager tells you to clean this up

Do you suck up your pride and clean it? Or do you just quit and walk out on the spot?

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>I TOUCHED MY OWN POOP! HA HA HA TAKE THAT WAGIE!!!

All you have to do it tear the paper at the top on each side and drop it into the toilet, or a bin if you're concerned about there being too much paper to flush.

B A S E D
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quit, let him "manage" it.

Clean it up, nobody will if I don't.

pee in bag

>all these janitors ITT
why? what happened to you in life that you restorted to cleaning up literal shit and piss from walls? why not just wash dishes for a living instead if you want to be the lowest of the low

POST THE JANNY ONE

lmao

Who the fuck goes around and does this shit?

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>if you want to be the lowest of the low
Because I'm so fucked up

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me

I've cleaned up human feces multiple times
kids shit their pants, and so do old people

sucks when assholes do it intentionally and smear it on the seat, but it's part of the job