ESA Summer Marathon - Now done well edition!
Stream 1 - twitch.tv
Now: Final Fantasy X-2
Later: The World Ends With You: Final Remix
Some time later: Kingdom Hearts III
Stream 2 - twitch.tv
Now: Offline
Later: Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
Some time later: Giga Wrecker
Schedule:
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Ratings:
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Tifa is MOMMY
I wonder how many zoomers took fits watching this lol
what can i do for you
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
what the fuck happened with RE4 last night?
it triggered punchy so i'm assuming it was pretty based
Should we have some RE4 ban context in the OP? Fucking sick and tired of people asking about it
Ben makes my cock hard
Rate Point Blank Trilogy
Rate Point Blank Trilogy
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This run doesn't feel very inclusive to me as an epileptic person. Hopefully ESA staff will ban this runner like they did with the RE4 run.
He makes my pussy wet
>tfw no $20%
The last THREE games have been fucking unbearably boring
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Looking forward to the FF race since I never finished X-2. The beginning was very off putting with that forced girl power shit.
namco was godlike in 90s and early 00s
at this point it feels like the people who still don't know the details are trolls, but i still want to give them the benefit of the doubt
People have been asking what the nugget incident is every thread every fucking ESA since it happened so if that still doesn't have context in OPs then no.
did that retard actually get banned
Whats going on in the background thats so interesting?
>Metako
Kino incoming
Why does everyone hate Punchy? His SH2 run seemed okay to me.
I'm up next, bros! Wish me luck!
Epilepsy/10
I'll give it four FUCKs out of five
what happened at RE4? Also what happened with the nuggets? Fill me in bros
makes me want to play light gun games again/10
The only Good Al-Bhed is a dead Al-Bhed
Literally who?
>ESA confirmed shit tier now
Well, I guess it's all up to Calathon these days...
or whatever it's called.
MY INCLUSION, BROS!
TWITCH CHAT WAS OFFENDED PLEASE FORGIVE US monkaS
Is it actually confirmed why? I thought it was misunderstanding banter with bullying.
good real video games tier
ahem
>saves speedrunning
>don't read donation comments that might hurt feelings when in years past they read everything and just laughed at the offensive stuff
>no longer in a comfy gymnasium
>banning runners who aren't PC
ESA is just GDQ without trannies and with much, much worse runs
Fuck the veneer, enjoy the mechanics and systems.
he is a soft, sensitive bitch who literally can't go a single event without constant bitching or attempting to get someone banned
Is Punchy gay? I thought he just acted like a fag.
Can't have that anymore since someone might donate $20 for something that makes twitch chat cringe and then they'd have to ban the runners.
They're making a pretty gud comeback lately. Hope it continues. Compared to other Japanese devs / publishers they didn't fuck up too much.
They still need to bring back Ridge Racer though.
time for comfy
Bend over and I'll fill you if you know what I mean
no, he had his dick sucked as an apology and his bullies got banned
Not the runner, just Ben and Rye
Punchy is still mad about the nugget incident when brought up and Yea Forums doesn't like his complaining about it.
Imagine zoomers watching this run and wondering why they used a big ass tv.
they are charity events, what the fuck do you expect. They are making the right decision as seen by the success of GDQ in raising money and this ESA raising the most of any so far.
>"female only" event
>90% trannies
as disgusting as it is predictable
Is that one Japanese speedrunning event still a thing?
Samefagin nigger stop it
confirmed bisexual
It's a giant misinformation campaign, the camera fucked up during the RE4 run and revealed that the entire event is fake and on a set so they're saying they scrubbed the recording because the runner said some memes
>no cam to make fun of trannies
Boring!
The ban? No, ESA is being vague as shit with that and'll probably never give an exact reason.
how did they stream Point Blank from a CRT? I thought it was impossible
I really wonder what SE were smoking when they came up with the idea to turn FFX into Charlie's Angels.
There's some good themes in it but fucking hell.
the entire appeal of ESA is them not taking that seriously. if they go "no fun allowed" then it just becomes GDQ but with terrible accents and terrible runners
reminded me to order a guncon from ebay to play Elemental Gearbolt/10
I guess you're right. I was thinking of something like:
>what happened during re4?
>why is rye and ben banned?
No context given. Watch and decide for yourself: twitch.tv
I guess I should just learn to ignore them
Did I just hear an unofficial $20%? I was only half paying attention.
But the purpose is to raise money not entertain Yea Forums, in that respect they are doing just fine
Hey anons get up and stretch your muscles!
Same honestly..
I remember I played the hell out of ffx
Then I rented x2 and brought it home, my parents were watching me play it and fucking hell I was so embarrassed......
I shut it off and took the game back.
>the MVPs from last ESA event about to do another FF run
Nice.
$25 version during GTA Vice City.
The day he stops being triggered by it and laughs about it is the day it dies.
HERE WE GO LADS!
How is anything supposed to top the current best run of the marathon (Resident Evil 4) performed by our literal guy (confirmed by the legend himself on stream) Call_me_Zeroo?
Pretty much.
Only if you post more Wii fit.
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>it's real
>vice city run is now solo
>banned til 2021 at which point he can appeal it and isn't automatically unbanned
holy fuck i thought ESA was supposed to be chill
Best explanation, not gonna lie
Gay as toast.
I've got a muscle for you to stretch.
>actually defending this shit
holy fuck why do people like you ever leave reddit
That is such a over exaggerated and unjust reaction to what happened I can't fucking fathom who's behind this shit.
it's time bros
I don't leave reddit, I post here and on reddit at the same time :)
>Opening scene to FFX is Sin wrecking a futuristic city
>Opening scene to FFX-2 is fucking pop music
You honestly have my sympathies
>comfy jrpg speedrun block only half of it is going to be ruined by susan
Reminder, you're a zoomer if you've never seen one of these badboys.
Kino began.
Always manages to cheer me up.
I suppose the problem is that the couch was ESA staff. Had they been regular people they probably would have only gotten a warning.
IT BEGINS
Time for maximum comf
Isn't Leonis the guy who ran FFIII?
>Mom walks in
Iceplug in the crowd
ah cool they got weird al on commentary
Is that the dude from the FFVII run?
Yes.
Holy shit twitter looks like complete cancer now
BETTAH DEAD
THAN
AL
BHED
Who was this game made for?
>4 hours race
This definitely isn't going to be completely one sided and pointless
I-I liked this intro.
I like the Irish guys accent :3
Kpop fans
*SLAM*
ARE YA WINNIN', SON?
Are they boyfriends now?
WHAT
I remember I ordered this thing online and was so hyped. I bought a bunch of timecrisis like shooter games to play with it and I never got it to work right..
Was so bummed.
>racing a fucking final fantasy game
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
I
CAN
HEAR
YOU
W I D E Y U N A
it's made for idolfags retard
>Dad walks in
the fuck is this?
susan sends his regards
>I can't fucking fathom who's behind this shit.
his name starts with a "P" and ends with "unchy"
twitter.com
twitter.com
They've been friends for years at this point.
>a couple people playing a video game
>only 5 or 6 people in the audience if that
>only one of them is actually paying attention
This is what speedrunning is all about
stop talking over the song reee
POSTING BEST GIRL
>Worst FF gets a race
Yea Forums stuff should always remain on Yea Forums
If anything the 2 year ban on that r/Yea Forums faggot is too short
Get fucked fattso and newfags
>english dub
DISGUSTING
The average Yea Forumsirgin
Good lord.. this is so fucking kawaii I feel like I'm growing cat ears and my Katana is sharpening itself.
>dress made of belts
wtf nippon
>Wakka nutted inside her without a rubber
But the runner didn't get banned.
The runner didn't get banned, retard.
>Yea Forums stuff should always remain on Yea Forums
but how are we gonna get Trump elected again
Can the drama redditors fuck off this thread.Nobody gives a shit stop tainting these threads with incessant gossip.
>audio on the side a second behind
Leo better make a comeback
>based rye dawg banned too
what the fuck
first maral, now this. fuck ESA and all you faggots who told me its good
What system(s) is that supposed to be compatible with?
sj/v/ 's dream lineup. (+ the guy in the back that looks like that fatfuck from cinemassacres movie reviews)
At least Metako and Leonis are here now finally bringing some fun after all the shit.
They gave the best most legendary run with FF3 last winter so it only makes sense to give them main spotlight at least once with a silly race like this with FF game.
The r/Yea Forums faggot didn't get any ban user. Just Ben and Rye from the couch.. Also suicide joke, making fun of the country where ESA is hosted at, making fun of the company providing tech isn't Yea Forums related at all. They never specified what the actual problem was and that's what's most confusing.
>X-2
YES
>It's a race
EVEN BETTER
>Punchy is reading donations
FUCK OFF
>that cinematography during the battle
PS2 FF was so kino.
Nobody gives a fuck, best run coming through.
If they don't praise Yevon, we send them to heaven
sadly we have to wait until all the american children get tucked into bed by their mommies
FFX-2 was an incredible final fantasy game if you could get over the really silly story. Easily top 5
Fuckin nugget man, he can't keep getting away with this
I'm thankful for that. grew up playing the namco museum series on ps2. their games are just maximum comfy
beting the future of ridge racer being an free to play online only vita game was maximum retardation tho
I just want to race against Reiko while listening to Disco Ball again
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I used to fap to Riku pics that were in games mags back then
so awkward it makes him look 2 foot smaller than he is
Let's settle this once and for all, Yea Forums
strawpoll.me
>strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
what the fuck they're having fun at a speedrun marathon? shut it down!
>Riku
Disgusting.
that isn't susan
fuck off maleficent
>Rikku
Filthy gypsy
>Paine
A literal who
>Yuna
The only real choice
>4 hour "speedruns"
ugh
Oh damn, it's the pair that did the 10 hour FF run.
Faggots trying to cater to le edgy Yea Forums club deserve the axe.
Nobody gives a fuck, they're not special.
Why is Metakos game dropping frames so much
people get too obsessed with the purity of a franchise and ignore how most of a game is good because it WASN'T A REAL FINAL FANTASY GAME
I grew up with PS2 and a CRT you retarded boomer.
Fucking lmao those character introductions
>english dub
Not watching this shit
she's losing, so Yea Forums seems to disagree
So how come they didn't use Lulu as the third person
>didn't watch 20$%
I feel sorry for yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ou
How was Pokemon?
Are you guys #TeamPotato or #TeamBaguette
She's too busy bearing children for Wakka
Mate the pics they used for the girls were way too fucking sexy and Rikku just does it for me.
hope you like the amazing speed strats of menuing, bitching about getting the worst rng 'wow it's never this bad!' during monster encounters, and dying to bosses without a safety save
I'm #TeamFun
>i dont know who anyone is or whats going on but im going to give my opinion anyway
so are these guys actually good/interesting or do you guys only care about him because he choked massively at winter ESA?
Well at least you're honest.
Now we know where all the Re4 run haters are coming from.
If you don't go back I'm gonna dab on you then floss on your grave. (^:
>two screens menuing at the same time
Same.
Yea Forums has shit taste
Shocking absolutely no one....
>4h JRPG race
Jesus.
How do you even get desynched? Arent JRPG runs always very consistent? Its all fucking menuing
You don't need to tell me. People like you who prefer Yuna come here.
Wait this is the same guy as the FFIII run? which one?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Why is the only stream a 4 hour final fantasy run?
Metako had a run FF himself before Leonis had his legendary run. They're both just fun lads in general.
Holy shit you're right haha
Metako is based, Leo just coasted off Metako though. He wouldn't have even finished the FFIII run if Metako didn't start the last attempt.
Baguette
Potato did the FFX run the day before it
Metako, the potato, ran FFX $20% with Leonis on the couch. Leonis, the frog, ran FF3 with Metako on the couch.
because jrpg speedruns are based get fucked
>everyone in the crowd laughing and clapping
>this is against our code of conduct shut it down
X-2 would be an infinitely better game if the dark knight class didn't outclass everything for the latter half of the game
God I want to play this again now.
Is the HD version good or does ith ave fucking disgusting character models like FFX HD?
The frog
>Shadman Star
it's text mashing and menuing
game audio is too loud compared to leonis desu
a 4 hour run is not a speedrun
stop fucking doing this
You can say many bad things about X-2, but it features some prime sluts.
both are the purest form of speedrunning
it is actually
Are you entitled to different games?
Did any of you actually buy this game when it came out?
ESA seem to think it's a speedrun.
I did.
I forget , was supposed to work with ps2/3 xbox and PC but I could never figure it out. Sad cause it was pretty cool, had a laser thing on the bottom and the slide blew back when you shot it.
>people bitching about a JRPG run being too long
Every single time. I'm willing to bet it's the same people just doing it for replies.
Whats the point of speed running without sexy trans girls?
Have a look for yourself, user
drive.google.com
Yes.
Yeah, still have the lot on a shelf.
There was no way I was missing an FF back then.
Didn't skip any until XIII like any self-respecting person should've.
I rented it at blockbuster and never finished it once I learned Paine wasn't Lulu.
i do it during gdq, esa, and nasa
anything over one hour is not a speed run
proof me wrong
my brother did as he always bought the FF games and i played it a bit too. i mostly just remember the back massage mini-game at one point.
Remember: no memes
>mom walks in
It's still a speedrun because the time is relative to how long it takes to complete the game normally.
>tfw dad walks in during that minigame
Akshually, he was telling him he should have shaved his neck to look less presentable, not kill himself.
And the Sweden joke was him saying he's glad he doesn't live in Sweden cause he's so short and everyone there is tall.
Not sure about the monitor comment. Hate on the run all you want but at least get your facts straight.
Yes I did. I told my mom to pick it up from the store for me. I didn't know that the cover for the NA version was so fucking girly though. She gave me a weird look when she gave it to me when I got home.Why do the Japs always get the better covers?
I'm turning into an ironic weeb. This corny cheese jarpig on my screen more than anything is making me go "maybe I should play FFX and X-2?"
who cares you fucking wog
many other games could be run in the 6meantime
the two runs after this are both over three hours long, buckle up buckaroo
>asks you to give her a back massage next
I had a save file before that minigame just to nut to LeBlanc's moans of pleasure.
It's just NA, EU got left too. We always get those ones.
>I proudly whine in every speedrunning marathon thread
Damn, you definitely aren't pathetic.
Same here. I really felt that XIII was going to be shit for some reason. I don't remember why.
When I eventually played it (didn't pay for it) it was definitely one of the most boring games I had played at the time.
They're both really good JRPGs if you can get past the kinda slow pacing at the beginning. FFX-2 is the better of the two
that has nothing to do with anything
Coincidentally all the r3ddit esq shitposts stopped abruptly when punchyfaggot was on screen. Now he disappeared and thread turns to shit. Wonder what that means.
fuck off wog
>he's not playing FFX-2 together (as with all FFs) with his dad watching to begin with
FFX was the first real killer app for the PS2. Of course I was going to get it's sequel!
thread doesnt get any better you fucking poofter
i b
>Of all the JRPGs on PS2 they decide to run X-2
Why
"Look i posted it again"
I'm gonna give you the (you) this time you bastard
Something different is nice for a change.
because it's a good run
I remember when I was like 11 on the internet I stumbled upon this website that had all kinds of weird final fantasy porn and it was shocking. One of them was Yuna's tuna getting railed by a giant. It scarred me
Ok you daft bellend
It's one of the shorter FF games, FFX is 10 hours for example.
I used to play them with my dad actually, he bought 6 when I was a kid and we played through them all together through 9. For whatever reason he really disliked 10 and stopped following the series since.
>Those dirty Al-Bhed NIGGERS
Welp, I guess we know who's getting banned next!
FFX and X2 had fantastic soundtracks. How did the same composer fuck it up with 13?
Couldn't tell you, between the early anouncement and long dev time, Versus XIII on the table and a bunch of other nonsense I just lost interest in it entirely.
It became a bit of a laughing stock before ever hitting shelves.
Won't happen. Everyone agrees.
>It's one of the shorter FF games
not really 8, 9, and 10 are the only ones that are long and most of them are under 3 hours
nigga, XIII's music is one of its only redeeming parts. Not top tier or anything but tons of amazing tracks
What. The 13 trilogy has an amazing soundtrack, both vocal and instrumental.
Al-Bhed are gypsies, not niggers.
i love that you've been in every marathon thread for the past few years
Currently have €250 to donate for this.
Normally do more during GDQ but I'll set some aside for now. Taking suggestions for comments
Everyone knows Wakka did nothing wrong. Don't worry.
because you're either deaf or trying too hard to hate 13 or both
Ha. We played all of them from 7 through 13, but 13 was so shit we kind of gave up on the series.
We still play the older ones every once in a while though.
Favorite dress sphere?
They could run Digital Devil Saga. Its pretty much the same length.
Onions onions onions onions onions wife's son onions wife's onions
I may be autistic, but I got legitimately angry at the prospect of Yuna marrying Seymour when I played through this on release.
Don't donate to this garbage. They banned our nigga Ben.
Gambler, pretty sure that was the name at least.
I normally don't because I hate Swedes but I appreciate the charity this time.
>All these unlockable dress spheres
>they forgot to include a blitzballer sphere
You had ONE job Square.
I was thinking about making the donations reader say something like "What an impressive speedrun, Mr. Potter. 10 points for Griffyndor!", but it might not get read.
>Digital Devil Saga
My fellow Atma user.
Remove Al-Bhed.
>any%? Needs more $20%
Was this game actually good?
Is it true Tidus died cause he kicked a bomb or something? All I know is there was something incredibly stupid about this game that caused me not to play it.
Either Gunner or Lady Luck.
One of the big things about it was that battles would be "like Advent Children".
I remember thinking "well that's not really what I'm into FF for". It's not that the footage around the time looked especially bad, but it didn't look very inspired. The gameplay too.
I also didn't like XII back then (I love it now) so maybe I was still feeling a bit down about FF in general.
>"Better dead than Al-Bhed, ya? Praise be to Yevon"
"This donation is to support a charity that is very close to my heart. I just wish I could remember what it was called."
Trainer was fun, albeit pretty useless
Thanks buddy
...upboated (:
>Is it true Tidus died cause he kicked a bomb or something? All I know is there was something incredibly stupid about this game that caused me not to play it.
That's from some stupid audio drama, not X-2.
>RE4 runner crashed ESA with no survivors
I knew that zero lad was no good, and Maral knew it too
The game is good, tidus bomb kicking is from the novel, not x-2
When did Eidgod get so fat?
X-2 has completely different composers than X.
Hamauzu only composed one third of X' soundtrack.
And honestly XIII has a fantastic soundtrack while X-2's is pretty shit.
Was it canon?
Thoughts on X-2?
Psychic becsuse of magic eater and excellence
Does it matter?
I hated algebra.
Of course.
The fucking minigame you had to play for that shit. I won that tournament once, then game over'd. Never got the dress sphere again. ;_;
Currently trying to make it through the re4 run but zero is such a fag I have to go back to the x-2 run for a cringe cooldown
furfags ruined everyone's fun
Berserker
Hate this little rat on the donations
Probably not since ultimately since stuff like novels and audio dramas are considered second tier canon, but we won't know for sure until they make FFX-3 in 2030.
>gets filled with hatred watching your teenage crush kissing someone else besides you for the first time
>get older
>every female you talk to has sucked multiple pp's
Wish I could go back in time
Missed the beginning of this. Are they racing? Are they running different routes?
>/>471369731
Why not look at the stream
Look at the fucking fags triggered at FF. Great way to weed out tourists.
Same route, just race
>Are they running different routes?
No.
gain some self awareness dude
Die early, newfag
no u
Thanks.
Skipping around and watching a few minutes here and there I didn't really see much. Is there a timestamp of note or is it really that vague of a ban?
of course
>when I played through this on release
Nha, you were a dumb teenager, that's all.
I honestly felt it was the second dumbest plot device of the game because it was just a glorified "Yuna has been kidnapped again!". At least Yuna looks actually cute on her bride dress.
people on twitter got upset
the couch guys made fun of his shortness and baldness in a joking way a couple times after he brought it up.
imo zero was fine during his run
the others really did deserve to get banned
how do you make short and bald jokes and nothing else for a full hour and a half?
>*blocks ur path*
wat do
S M A L D I N G
He really wasnt. What kind of spaz yells "is an ESA staffer telling me to kill myself" on a charity stream? Also that god awful OH NO NO NO he kept doing.
>look mom I'm being a contrarian
Don't you ever get tired?
Three fairy onaholes?
It really is just that vauge. Snowflakes starting crying foul and crying about bullying, and since there were volunteers on the couch ESA had to distance themselves from the incident. That's why the only people in trouble are staff, and not zero himself. Remember, this is a post truth world where context doesn't matter so while zero might say he wasn't upset and it was all friendly bantz ESA has to throw someone to the wolves.
He was terrible
>"Does no one know this meme? no ones laughing"
furfags are making up stories about gay jokes but there qwren't any gay jokes so is furfags (and punchy being a closet furfag) pushing this narrative
>is it really that vague of a ban?
It really is. No official statement on the why. The internet seem torn between:
>twitter outrage over mentions of Yea Forums, perceived racism and/or perceived jokes about suicide
>banter being misunderstood as bullying
>mentioning Yea Forums over and over
>susan being butthurt
>he kept doing
he did it twice
I mean, the guy was a bit aggressive, but it all seemed in good nature and everyone was largely riffing off of one another.
God speed running is spineless.
Alright Yea Forums
Marry, Fuck, Kill
Twice is two times too many. He even yelled DONT YOU GUYS KNOW THIS MEME?
*unzips dick*
I was curious to see what kind of party setup they would use and turns out they're just stun locking everything with 3 thieves..
Marry Kill Fuck, in that order to them all
two times too many
>expecting interesting builds and not just cheesy as fuck builds in speed runs
>Paine's Warrior stance isn't an alt stance for any job in FFXIV
What a shame
imo it wasn't because it was offensive but it was incredibly low quality.
They must have called him short and bald over thirty times. That shit is just so low effort. Just flat out awful content. Instead of trying to help save the run they just regurgitate another short and bald joke whenever the runner makes a mistake.
>Thief is the fastest dress sphere
>turns out a speed run relies heavily on it
>Remember, this is a post truth world where context doesn't matter
Sadly this explains a lot about the current state of modern society.
Somehow we've managed to devolve as a civilization.
>Put $50 of this towards naming Tifa MOMMY in Final Fantasy VII!
Yuna's lovely kissable red lips.
Sup guys, I'm the user from the SGDQ threads that was arguing for cargo shorts being useful as said I wore those pants that unzipped into shorts and used to wear them with one leg zipped off to look like tidus when I was little.
Forgive me for the run on sentence.
ask me anything.
Also good to be back with you cunts.
ffxiv was my first FF game.
I never guessed that the aesthetic in the other games could be even worse than ffxiv
if i bought you a noose would you hang yourself?
I don't care. Go back to where you came from please.
it depends on the game
>MMO
>first FF
Wow, what a faggot.
Maral was such a princess turned queen... We didn't deserve her
Does Yea Forums like this game?
this is a surprisingly close race
I was going to donate 50 to naming tifa MOMMY and giving a shoutout to v but im not about to use paypal, donating some subs instead.
give me one ty
Maral, maral, maral
Gimme sub
>Maral
the cum guzzling queen herrself
webm.red
I just had gay sex for the first time with a bear
Ask me anything
howd you know the bear was a guy
Maral shit, post the turkroach qt instead.
Why did you hatefuck Zero?
tfw no bear bf
my first singleplayer FF was XV, am I even more of a faggot
It will be, the only things that can really go wrong are random encounters as delay and small bits of RNG.
kill kill kill
3d is pd
>whiteface
im giving 10 random right now
Yes
No
>xiv
>bad aesthetic
Kys
Probably
I was asking for turkroach nobody delivered all i got was old maral webm
wtf i didn't get one
Calm down, Susan.
Fuck I didn't get one why did you not get me one user
THE NEEEEERVEVEVEVE
>the aftermath of nofap day 3
You should have seen them before they took the goggles off.
So. Are we doing anything for Susan run? I know we can use anything nugget related but there must be a way.
Would you fuck off already?
Any runs you're looking forward to? Feel like they front loaded all the best ones into day 1. Also, favorite SGDQ run?
If I took your gay off would you die?
>we
>are
Hes pretty sexy
He'll just shut down any nugget based things, don't even waste your money
SWAT
>japanese
maybe i would give you one if you repped Yea Forums in the chat when the subs came
>user delivered
>That actually meant Tifa's MOMMY name would be in the lead now if paypal wasn't required
I am sad now
Looking forward to the runescape run.
I just saw Punchy browsing this place on his phone. He’s wearing a saved shirt?
i'm really glad we have the 9 hour jrpg block, gives me time to sleep.
No, but Zeroo will burst in the room, tendies in hand shouting "OH NO NO NO"
fucking slut
wtf user use your prime instead
him being on Yea Forums isn't something new or a secret cakeboi
X and X-2 were so damn disappointing. The beginning of the downfall of Final Fantasy.
>killing plebs
based and sub pilled
Fuck off, reddit.
I will be sleeping.
>Paine's tight ass in that Black Mage garb
Holy fuck my dick wasn't prepared then and remains unprepared now
Not that I really give a shit about the dumb drama, but he should be banned solely because he made them lose money. I guarantee you there would have been a bunch of nugget related donations which would have helped the charity. Instead they missed out on it because he was a butthurt faggot.
I he really cared he could've used the nugget thin as in incentive to make more money for the cause and even hyped it up.
The image looks crisp. What are they using to stream from the PS2? Component cables?
Yeah, anything after 9 has sucked cock
To name a couple. Etika INcontrol and others.
Do you feel happy, indifferent, sad or mad that people are dying either by self-inflicted suicide, diseases, health complications, and shootings?
I am making a Google Survey regarding this.
Tell me your thoughts Yea Forums
forms.gle
I am genuinely curious
Man Leblanc has no sense of fashion.
No one on spira does
oh dear
scart
OHH YOU'RE GOOD
yes
Now this is quality content
It's not about fashion sense, it's about looking like whores - no matter the gender.
Send Susan pictures of chicken nuggets on twitter, his username is Succinct_Punchy
She just really likes the Lady luck dress sphere.
>*massages you*
how do you respond
Haha I clicked on the cancer twitch chat just to see what's going on during this massage part.
So many messages deleted.
No wait, go back to the minigame.
not your personal army
His hatred for nuggets is wringing money out of retards on Yea Forums that want to shout NUGGET though. You have fags donating just to get nugget on the stream overlay, not even being read.
not your army kill yourself unironically
I feel that you're in the wrong place.
FFX's universe actually has the worst fashion aesthetics. At least the slutty clothes the girls get for most of their jobs is fappable.
gimme a happy ending or I'll slit your throat
>having succ in his username
>friends with a furfag
he's gay, isn't it?
If I was him, I'd just embrace it at marathons until it died if it racks in so much money for the charity.
I tell her her massage ismind-blowing.
>half twitter laent the lost of etika
>nobody talks about INcontrol
weird
Never played this and I loved X cause I was one of those "its all girls, its gay" kids.
It looks interesting, but is it good?
don't worry he'll find a way to embarrass himself like always
Profile says
>must be over 7'6" no short guys
>must have 2 jobs
>must have a gold chocobo and 2 airships
>sorry, no white guys
>I like to travel
i hope user has more luck with sub this time
>Name is literally "succinct and punchy"
>It's neither
Ignore the veneer, game's great.
The plot is immensely stupid but if you can get over that the gameplay is decent
The gameplay is excellent.
>no bro massage
ESA just keeps on disappointing further and further.
Holy shit. If I slightly unplug my headphone jack just a little bit I get full game audio and no runner/commentator/announcer audio. I feel like I have achieved satori.
Is better than X IMO
hard gay.
Best gameplay in the series. I know that's not saying much, but it is fun and easily abused.
any anons get a sub?
no
Kill yourself
I had a sub earlier today for lunch.
Better be a Publix sub. Where shopping is a pleasure.
thanks for the massage but just because you have a girl pic doesn’t make you an actual female haha
how do i get a rikku gf
Step 1. Become a summoner.
>shitty lenovo laptop can't even do this due to the naturally fucked jack
FUCK
goddam i want to put a baby inside paine
Find a way to get to Spira
Whip out your BBC
Let the immigrants in.
id fuck him, no homo
donate to naming tifa mommy
Metako is having the worst luck in these fights.
*tips nuggie
Thoughts on Wakka?
they're all men though
Shoulda bought a thinkpad
i already wasted 25 bucks for these fucking nazis to ignore my innocent comment, i aint giving them another cent
THEN whip out your BBC
Lesson learnt.
I can't believe he out of all people fucked Lulu.
i can't imagine the sex with this guy, he'll be complaining all the way until he cums
Never trust an Al Bhed, am I right brudda?
He was a party member in X, and he was reduced to a side npc in X2 like Kimahri and Lulu.
Worst thing that ever happened to a Final Fantasy game.
He wasn't wrong about those grease monkeys.
>censoring donation comments
>banning people for having innocent fun on stream
>every other run over estimate
why do you guys meme so much about this marathon being good? is it just OBSESSED yuros shilling their marathon?
I want to do unholy things to LeBlanc.
>long run
>thunderstorm outside
it's comfy time bros
>got lulu's pussy
he's fucking based
The true CHAD of FFX. Making incels seethe since 2001.
i have never seen a character embody the "run like a girl" stereotype quite as much as yuna in this game
it's about as good as gdq. stream 2 was lots of fun during the winter event because it was in another room and much less moderated.
yes
>much less moderated.
it was moderated?
how do I get a thunderstorm outside my door bros?
I forgot what happened to Auron.
Did he die or something?
They checked up on it every now and then.
they had staff coming in to check on things now and then
He was dead all along in FFX and got sent at the end of the game
He was already dead, killed by Yunalesca. His sheer badassery allowed him to go to Zanarkand, then return to Spira as an undead until Sin defeat,
>jungle-esque african music
racist
i'm pretty pissed they put stream 2 in the same room as stream 1. yesterday you could even hear the stream 1 people screeching from stream 2
i do like that they had a text-to-speech robo voice reading donations, but it's just not as comfy when its not in the tiny side-room. lots of kino runs happened on stream 2 at previous marathons, like that paper mario run with swede who was stuck on one trick for like an hour, the famous nuggets run, the sm64 70 star relay. now it's just like stream 1 but with a different game. just another way that ESA has gotten shittier
>tfw maral will never talk about how good your cum tastes
Agreed. Stream 2 was better when it was separate.
was this before or after Hades brought him back
feels fucking bad
>still no King Dong Cum Delivery speedrun
This is how you know a game is truly great.
So who's watching the ESA tournament stream? They're having a Pokemon White 2 race.
>473 posts
>113 ips
okay, this is epic
He died trying to kill tunalesca after the dude he was guarding was sacrificed to kill sin, when up play with him in the game he's actually dead but hasn't been sent yet. Then after you kill sin he returns to the afterlife.
Basically, unless he shows up in this game idk. But tldr he's dead.
>maral and her troupe of brown girls gone
>ryedawg and english ben banned
why do i even watch this trash any more
Really dumb how they made its normal attack from FFX its idle animation in X-2.
First Stream 2 event and the incredibly over estimate Yu-Gi-Oh run. It was all downhill from there and it was glorious.
Doubt they'll separate them again.
I stil remember the main stream calling stream 2 shit or some such and not realising in just 2 runs (coincidentally the Tako and Leo runs) they'd made like 15% of their total.
>maral and her troupe of brown girls gone
who is that cute goblina next to maral
>the room puzzles in X-2
is this game any fun?
Those who accept their fate can go to the farplane without needing to be sent (like TEEDUS'S mom), but if refuse to accept your death, like if you were murdered, then your pyreflies will linger in the living world. Eventually these can turn into fiends. In Auron's case he made a promise to Jecht and Braska to look after their children so by sheer force of will he holds his body together in order to fulfill his promise.
If you can emulate it and speed up the gameplay.
anniefuchshia i think
fuchsia something
It actually is, but the cutscenes might make you question your manliness. Especially the first and mid-game unskippable concerts.
what did ben do?
Said the gamer word
Spit chewing tobbacco into a runner's face and mooned the camera.
>that item that lets you do 9999 damage per hit when in critical condition
I remember the FFX-2 guide recommended using that and the trigger happy move.
Man those guides were pretty shit, looking back. FFX' didn't even give you real hints for a lot of stuff, like the superbosses. It was just like "yeah you're probably gonna get fucked by X move followed up by Y move".
A true man can enjoy anything because he's not insecure about his own masculinity.
Men who care about the sanctity of their masculinity are more likely to retain it.
Those guide had nice pictures and artwork though, which was the main reason I got it.
masculinity is like honor - it's supposed to be fragile
Gayest thing I've ever read.
That's the spirit.
>INcholesterol
>dead
You're shitting me
>sanctity of their masculinity
NEXT:
You don't become a gigachad by embracing your feminine side.
>anyone born after 1980
>arguing about masculinity
That's why I said it might make him question his manliness. Because not every man is a true man.
Those who are true men do the massage minigame in front of their family and friends and remark how hot LeBlanc's moans are.
>boomers
>masculine
LOL
based, thank you
just jack off during those scenes like a real man