Can stop time

I want to sniff Remilia's cunny!

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STOP STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG 'OLE EYES!

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Why remilia though

what did marisa STEAL from alice ?

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test

>le stopping time is actually powerful meme
please don't

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Time stoppers always lose.

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baka

The n-word pass.

Can any of you girls destroy my balls?

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burger

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Should I masturbate to Fatchouli or to Flatchouli?

Neither. Stop watching porn.

Fatchouli of course.

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I want Satorin to mommy me

flatchouli is the canon choice, you should masturbate to reimu's armpit tho

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Please do it miss!
I need you to break my balls!

Why is she so fat?

Who this

Decades without exercise

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GODDAMMIT BRUNO GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW

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Titchouli. Fap to Kanzume's doujins, you have 4 Patchouli choices:
1)MMD hack
2)VS Flandre contest
3)playing on the beach
4)children rape

as a wise person on /d/ said like 7 years ago

I've never seen a fatchouli I didn't like

>try 2hu games off and on every couple of years
>like the gameplay but am terrible at it
>literally never even managed to complete a run of it before recently
>give it another go recently, manage to complete a run on easy
I'm gonna do it bros, I'm not one of those people who needs to 1cc it on lunatic, but I need to at least get up to the point where I can complete a normal run without continuing.

shh just unzip your trousers and then whatever happens happens

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I don't see anything wrong with this. I'm super shit at bullet hells so the only ones i completed in normal(and played at all) were 6, 10 and 11 though i did manage to beat Flandre too. I play the fighters more than the shmups.

Patchouli is canonically flat.

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Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?

youtube.com/watch?v=YHnUSZhhOxU

it was pretty much the same for me, if you managed to 1cc ez modo you're not too far away from getting a 1cc on normal: focus on practicing as many spellcards as you can and remember to bombspam everything past stage 4

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there is literally nothing wrong with this and you're not any less legitimate than people who lunatic NMNB 1cc

Not using my bombs when I know I should is always the big problems for me.

Her virginity.

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Question: Can I dodge this? 100%?
If the answer is no, you just press the bomb button

Fair enough
One more thing, concerning controls, is there any recommended way of rebinding controls to something? Is a controller better if you have access to one?

Not him but most people seem to like keyboards better. The controller I have doesn't seem like it wants to work properly with Touhou games

The Ultimate Jobber.

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Difficulty autism is a meme, beating the game on normal gets you the good ending + the extra stage so it's good enough.

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I use AutoHotKey
If possible try not to rebind things like Shift and Ctrl since sometimes those controls get stuck for some reason
Maybe there are better alternatives

Mostly what I assumed yeah, just wanted to make sure.
I wish my shitty laptop had a normal sized shift key though.

HSiFS gets you the normal ending + extra unlock if you 1cc it on easy which is what I learned when I did that awhile back.

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Because main theme of Diavolo is escaping fate and Remilia can control fate somewhat.

>Can do what every you want while time is stopped
>Your opponent can’t do anything
If you can’t see why this would be broken, you’re an idiot.

>WAHH and Horned Hermit

>Due to our study of magic, Magicians tend to eat less, or not at all. Rather, we gather source of energy from different questionable substances such as Aresenic or Mercury
>So why do you look normal then, Marisa?
Face it, secondaries. Flatchoulli is canon. Manlet Marisa is canon. Loli Alice is canon. Only canon boobhu Magician is Byakuren

>Alice
>loli
Alice is the tallest magician after byakuren.

She still gets BTFO by Yorihime though

The funny thing is that it was Yuuka who stole the ULTIMATE MAGIC from her.
But ZUN prefers to pretend that PC98 never happened, so...

Good luck defeating Mokou, Kaguya or Eirin

What chapter was this?

>Lost to another time stopper
woooooooooooow

Komachi exists user

Reimu is for Yukari

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not a magician

Magician, user. Otherwise, I'd dump in Nemuno and Cow Oni as well, and I can't darn remember them all

how many times has yukari licked reimu's armpit ?

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Right, but still a boobhu

marisa would never do that!! alice would tho

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>ova
based

>touhou thread on Yea Forums
>devolves into fetish degeneracy
Every time.

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She can't use her power to break spellcard rules, same as everyone else with a broken ability like Yuyuko who can literally kill humans on command. If you intentionally violate spellcard rules you make an enemy out of everyone who follows the system, all of which have powers just as broken as yours.

why is she looking at the ceiling

in which touhou game should I start playing?

6, or 7 if you can't figure out how to run it

is there a butthu

>main character has armpits exposed at all times
>not a fetish game

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Officially? No.
In fan art? Patchy is often drawn with a huge ass.

Start with 15, is the most fun and easy of them all.

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>Image dumping finally stops
>Threads just devolve into this shit instead

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Highest kill count in the novels.

>playing any game after UFO
Newhus suck, Ten Desires unironically killed the series.

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He kinda shines a lot in his CCC route.
Not even jobbing unless you are retarded.
The artstyle has been shit after ten desires but everything else is the same.

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Every maingame after UFO is better than it FACT

>The artstyle has been shit after ten desires but everything else is the same.
Wrong, the character designs are infinitely worse, the unique mechanics and spellcard designs are a major downgrade and there's only like 1 or 2 good music track in each new game.

And none of this applies to LoLK, except maybe the spellcards. Fuck Clownpiece.

let me guess, your favourite game is PCB

The designs are fine, only EoSD boomers think otherwise.

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Which 2hu has canonically had the hardest life?

Junko or maybe Mokou.

Explain to me how stopping time isn't OP

prismrivers

The bunny

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Her power is not really that good when she stops time and still you are able to watch where she puts her knives before resuming back

The only people that think this have been memeing about the same characters from before TD for about ten years and listen to death waltz and night of nights as their touhou music of choice.

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Which difficulty is canon?

You know, how the fuck did Sakuya’s clothes catch on fire?
Heat is basically how fast and bouncy particles are, so shouldn’t they be completely frozen in a time stop?
Then again, she somehow can move while being in clothes.

>considered very strong and dangerous
>all she does is grow flowers
lole

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This. their opinion literally don't matter, they're the KAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOOO of touhou

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If you're in physical contact with someone when they stop time, you can also move in stopped time. Everyone knows this.

Call me a boomer if you want but the early Windows games (EoSD, PCB and IN) had a charm that’s lost on the new games. There was much more consistent quality in the music, 90% of newer tracks are forgettable while almost every early Windows track was memorable and currently sports hundreds if not thousands of remixes.

Mokou's life would be ezpz if she just calmed the fuck down.

>why yes, i DO believe gensokyo should open the hakurei barrier. how could you tell?

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Buddhism was a mistake, every 2hu related to it sucks.

Secondary detected

hags are cute

Rumia

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Reimu pls

The nuhu, Eika.
>Wasn’t even born
>Designated to being the god of literal abortions and miscarriages
>Stacks stones that get kicked down by dorks

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I can’t believe Yuuka is getting married, to a human no less.

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maids

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>considered the strongest
>all she does is having 3 bodies at the same time
>still loses

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I feel the same, but for me MoF and SA were as good as the early games

I just kind of disagree, and while ZUN obviously has changed, I don't think having a slightly different charm has made his work much worse.

For one, a lot of the older tracks have had more time to shine, have a lot of remixes to push the notability of the track even further which makes even more people want to remix it.
I find a lot of the tracks from the newest mainline to be just fine.
youtube.com/watch?v=BZx5KydoqHQ
youtube.com/watch?v=0o8xTL_W-9I
youtube.com/watch?v=hoy_JAV5pQ4
youtube.com/watch?v=BmRMXbDXxzw
youtube.com/watch?v=k6HE6goqqrU
youtube.com/watch?v=FUIPHi6m6bw
youtube.com/watch?v=HWJQA0v46LE

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>90% of newer tracks are forgettable while almost every early Windows track was memorable
yep, i'm afraid there is no cure. put him down, doc.

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what is her endgame?

Tell me your top 10 favorite stage themes in the newer games. Oh wait, you probably don’t even remember 5, never mind 10.

To be frank I don't remember the name of a lot of the early stage themes either.
Both LoLK and HSiFS had plenty of enjoyable stage themes though.

>studies martial arts
>in a place where every other person solves their differences by launching a barrage of bullets at one another

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sakuya touches remi's belly every day

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Through her womb with a giant futa cock.

Yes she does.

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based

Why don't the other youkai races shut down the kappa technology bullshit? isn't the forward march of technology what drove the youkai into hiding in the first place? why encourage it?

holy shit imagine being such an annoying nostalgiafaggot.
youtube.com/watch?v=5ICZ0AAgDuA
youtube.com/watch?v=FOBZcqnyqFs
youtube.com/watch?v=v8xtmqN6jpc
youtube.com/watch?v=Nbqy18y0DMo
youtube.com/watch?v=NxArg7xqYAY
youtube.com/watch?v=hWOP5XNN12M
youtube.com/watch?v=2q2PhhV-PsI
youtube.com/watch?v=0o8xTL_W-9I
here, some of my favourites. you can fuck off now

Right on my mind, the only names of any stage track I remember from the first three games are Deep Mountain, Chinese Tea, Ghostly eyes and uh, Charming Domination?

From the newer ones, I remember Frozen Capital of Eternity, Faraway Voyage, The Sea Where One's Home Planet Reflecs, A World of Nightmares Never Seen Before, A Star of Hope Rises in the Sky, Illusionary White Traveler, Into Backdoor (in general all the backdoor themes).

>no DDC stage 2
You almost had a perfect list

>no DDC stage 6
>no LoLK stage 6
>no LoLK EX
>no HSiFS stage 3
so close

based

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ddc 6 is literally just a remix of shimmy's theme

that only happens on mondays

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Would Yea Forums describe Yukari as "evil?"

Don't bully my wife.
I'll kick your ass

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are the 2hu mangas canon ? if so which ones should i read (im already reading the 3 fairies one)
>no sekibanki theme
youtube.com/watch?v=0smPNpVHOH8

>implying that Remilia would ever let Sakuya marry

WaHH, SSiB, the fairies manga (the various ones) and FS are all canon

He’s referring to Yuuka

Would Yea Forums describe Okina as evil?

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only when she is sexually abusing reimu without her permission

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>Time stop is actually just the person moving really really fast instead of them just being able to stop time
Why do people always want to think this and just not them being able to control a concept?

new Touhou Memories Of Phantasm Ep when ?

>are the 2hu mangas canon ? if so which ones should i read
Yes
WaHH is getting good recently, I’m sure you saw the dozens threads flipping out about Kasen.
All the Fairy manga are comfy slice of life/comedy.
Moonbitches suck

Please dont bully Lord DIO's daughter
My lord did his best raising her

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Sakuya actually can cotrol time but only in a small area around her. She can’t reverse it though.

No, but she does do anal

I thought that Yukari had Ran and Chen

>can stop time
>still loses

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She has done way more fucking things with her powers than just stop time, like accelerating time to make wine, to collect the right flowers for tea, and fucking collapse present and future to make a thrown knife behave like a laser.

The real question you should be making is, would the trickster character really lie to the nosy hermit? Would she?

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What? No. SSiB had an outstanding reception during its run and even received a movie adaptation.

Only because his opponent also had that power, and for whatever dumb reason in Jojo you can neutralize time stop with another time stop.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jm2D7ohWos0

But if she's a god of moms and birth, why does she do anal? Even her temples practiced reincarnation with the priestess. Which is why direct Okina worship got banned.

She takes it in the backdoor

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It makes more sense if you consider that THE WORLD is just a stand that gets the ability from every stand in the Joestar bloodline, and that it was actually using STAR PLATINUM's power all along

None of those were objective reviews, just my opinion. That said
MOONBITCHES SUCK

How did she ever lose to Remilia and get bound to her service in the first place?

This, hes not wearing his glasses.

>movie adaptation
what ?
thanks, will try to read alot of them since im close to finishing every 2hu game

That's a much better explanation than the literally no explanation for Dio having Hermit Purple but it's still headcanon

the rules are already in place, the rulemaker being dead doesn't change them

I know why they have the same power, I’m just wondering why they can cancel each other’s time stop. If time is actually stopped your opponent isn’t aware you did it unless they did it simultaneously or some shit.

closed beta tester

Remember, the "time stop" star platinum wasn't an asspull.

Star platinum is the fastest Stand. If something is faster than star platinum (See time stopping), he just goes so fast that he can appear to move in stopped time.

Star platinum doesn't actually stop time like THE WORLD, it just takes zero time to act, which means it isn't restricted by THE WORLD'S time stop.

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kamS' series of videos are basically retelling the events of SSiB.

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Then why the hell is Jotaro bound by the ammount of time he can stop time just like Dio was?

It's because ZUN wanted to introduce a character with a unique mechanic
If Sakuya was unbeatable, and just instantly stabbed you in the back, it would make the game quite un-fun and frustrating.

>accelerating time
Is she DIO and Pucci's love child?

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How do they train girls to be shrine maidens? Is it like Witcher training where they get fucked up by potions and spells and shit?

>How do they train girls to be shrine maidens?
lots and lots of armpit licking

its like a muscle, he can "act" for 7 seconds of stopped time, potentially more if dio and jotaro kept fighting.

It also combines the "when a joestar gets defeated, he comes back stronger" idea.

he was only human. if he kept it up he would have died.

For the Hakurei it’s a bloodline thing, they have special responsibilities and a creepy unnamed unseen god. He has crazy powers though.
Sanae is somewhat similar since she’s Suwako’s descendant.

She can't do that on the whole Universe like gay priest, and just has been shown to work on specific objects of small size.

But Sakuya says that isn't possible in horny herit

you're just bullshitting user
star platinum can stop time
but you cant stop being retarded

>star platinum can stop time
False. He just moves really fast. Only reason Pucci was able to move in "stopped time"

Honestly would Remi would remi really care that much of Sakuya fell in love with a man?

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>Is it like Witcher training where they get fucked up by potions and spells and shit?
Imagine Geralt trying to deal with Gensokyo's petty bullshit day-to-day "problems"

Depends on if it gets in the way of her work.

Sakuya would totally beat Dio in a fight

She lied

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There's a reason it works like that, when Jotaro stops time he's invafding Dios "World"

Give me the source of this information.

This is eratohok, right?
How much of it is translated now? Anything interesting added in the last year or so?

Sakuya would win if she played it careful and abused her superior time powers, but Dio liquifies her organs with a single strike if she doesn't keep her guard up.

Everyone besides her pets hates her and her sister forcibly closed her eye to not be despised only to turn out mentally impaired

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It's literally a parallel to The World.
"Same type of stand"

It's EraTheWorld, actually, I know Sakuya and stuff with her kid is mostly translated but sex descriptions and flavor text aren', it's basically opposite of Eratohok in terms of translation
There's also the fact the she can't see The World

>outwills the most will possible in the multiverse and at the same time overriding the very rule of it stating that you cannot kill him.
This shit doesn't make sense, man.
But it's fucking great.

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>mentally impaired
She's doing alright. Being retarded is not that bad and got friends along the way

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Read the manga.

>shrine "maidens"
>required to have children to continue the bloodline
umm

>ywn stuck your face on reimu's armpit
why even live
sakuya wont give belly rubs to remi if she falls in love with a person

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Canonically? Probably not, that’s /u/ wank.
Though if it was the other way around Sakuya might gut one of Remi’s suitors if she thought he was unworthy.

wait, there are more eragames than just touhouk?
Where can i get it?
Wich is the best for actual romance and not just lol rape?

What's your problem?

that's the time stop one, right? Damn shame that one still isn't completed, then.
Fuck, guess I'll have to visit that trash general to see if eratohok has updated much, then.

>Honestly would Remi would remi really care that much of Sakuya fell in love with a man?

>interfering with one of a vampire's most treasured possessions
>"hurr would she really care, though??"
I hope you're ready to work in the SDM if you want to court Sakuya. Because even if she's your woman she'll still be Remilia's woman because you're hers now.

the rules were put there so OP characters like Flan and Yukari don't just kill people with no announcement or chance to survive
if Sakura breaks the rules she will get broken herself no matter how much she stops time

>I hope you're ready to work in the SDM if you want to court Sakuya. Because even if she's your woman she'll still be Remilia's woman because you're hers now.
I'm okay with this

Please visit your sister Koishi she feels very lonely without you

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wiki.eragames.rip/index.php/EraToho_TheWorld
The World is probably the best for romance, but I don't know how much is translated or haw many characters actually have dialogue

any chance we can help either with the writting or translating this?
got a couple of weebs at hand's reah, just have to put some bucks their way and they can get shit done

>I hope you're ready to work in the SDM if you want to court Sakuya. Because even if she's your woman she'll still be Remilia's woman because you're hers now.
i want to marry patchouli instead!!!

Zero. Reimu's armpits are tightly guarded. Unlike that whore, Sanae.

Go to the general linked in the wiki and ask

Everything's all fun and games until (you) get Flansitting duty as a "joke"

Fug, can someone help me find eratohok?

I think you are full of lies.

Just feed your blood trough your finger

speaking of wich, how mentally old is Flandre?
i mean her age is on the hundreds right?
but how mature is she to understand when to kill and when to not?

Patchy is a guest instead of a servant so Remi wouldn’t care if you took her.

It's hard to say.
While she isn't the "lol crazy murder XD" meme girl the fanbase likes to make her out as, she's still clearly not all there mentally, she vastly underestimates her own strength, and she often struggles to communicate clearly with others.

Marisa is for alice !
Reimu is for yukari !
Patchouli is for koakuma !
Sakuya is for remi !
Cirno is for daiyousei
Sanae is for COCK !

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do we know the metal/phisical age of some characters?
don't get me wrong i understand some have lived way longer than any of us, but i find it interesting how the power to live a long life could affect the development of someone

>Can literally kill the protagonist any time she wanted with a thought
>Still loses

Do you realize why this happens, right?

There's also no spellcard where Sakuya stops time and just stabs, you, she just lays out the knifes so you dodge them

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is there a chicken based touhou or what?

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It’s hard to put a number to it because of how youkai work. It seems like when you first become a youkai you’re in sort of a “feral” state and everyone gets their “reason” back at a different rate and can start accumulating wisdom. For example it doesn’t matter how old a dog gets it’s not getting much smarter.
It seems that magician youkai like Alice and Patchouli never lose it but undead ones become dumb fucks and animal ones have to overcome their old limits.

Actually yes.
She even has her own fangame.

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I agree.

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yeah, but im talking about my DICK

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in phantom blood, while fighting Dio Brando in football. We're told about the "what doesn't kill them makes them stronger" rule.

then pair that with the fact that its constantly reminded "star platinum is the fastest stand' and that "the simplest stands are the most deadly". His rule is that hes simply always faster than anything, no matter what hes fighting, and he gets stronger after being beaten. This is why something can out speed him at the start, and then he out speeds them later.

Hes beaten dozens of enemies doing this.

i can't belive reimu would C U C K yukari like this !!! unforgivable

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>in phantom blood, while fighting Dio Brando in football. We're told about the "what doesn't kill them makes them stronger" rule.

I should also add that his stand is stated to be the embodyment of the joestar bloodline.

Reimu could literally float outside of time.

i get that, according to the Piaget-Vygotsky theory about developmental health, depending on how you "grew up" is how you percive the world and act accordingly
Flandre has been stuck in that basement for how long? 500 years? even if all she knows comes from the odd kid books either Patchy or sakuya can bring to her there's still some basic level understanding of morality that tells her
"My sis has this dumb fuck working for us, might be a bad idea to kill him" even if it's on fear of getting a small slap on the wrist

>Reimu is for yukari !
Isn't a part of Reimu's job bearing children?

is it fun?

>Sakuya = The World
>Remilia = King Crimson
>Youmu = Silver Chariot
How many jojo references in Touhou again?

Yukari and Toyohime can counter Reimu’s hammerspace if it ever came down to it. And the latter can fucking atomize you with one swing.

>implying reimu does her job

Yukari is basically Stick Fingers when she's using just her gaps.

It's a weird gamejam game they threw together in 72 hours.
For what it is I think it's ok, but it's basically a shitpost.
youtube.com/watch?v=0Qo0UjU24hE
Just look for yourself

Killer Queen

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The Hand

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That has nothign to do with stopping time.

Shinigamis are allowed to be cute?

Kars

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>not knowing about yukari's futa penis
oh no no no
take your daily dose

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Who is the Crazy Diamond of 2hu?

Dio stops time which would make him faster than star platinum.
Star platinum says "no fuck you I can stop time now"

Okay. He still also stops time:
youtube.com/watch?v=rxwPXkL14NI

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Cream

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Times stopping isn't about speed, it's about time manipulation. Jotaro can stop time because he has the same type of stand as DIO.

Rumia is way way way less dangerous than Cream. The only thing they have in common is that they can't see where they're going

No its because Dio also has part of the Joestar bloodline in his stand.

Still better than dealing with fetch quests

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>stops time

No he can just make up to 5 actions in an instant.
But talking is a free action.

Oficially, no

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They both have sharp teeth and eat stuff.

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Which is why they have the same type of stand.

This isn't even an argument. Jotaro literally announces his time stops.

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which 2hu would you marry ?

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I claimed all of them.

Sakuya

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Hermit Purple

Unironically

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its not the same.
Dio stops time, Jotaro does not.

Jotaro is objectively wrong and doesn't understand his stand. Much like time stopping can appear to be teleportation, instantaneous movement can appear to be stopping time.

> and she often struggles to communicate clearly with others
It's funny how people completely missed the point in the interview. She's like that until Remilia appears and then she immediately drops the facade and turns into cheeky child. Not to mention that in EoSD she had no problem to communicate with heroines. In other words she just mostly merely pretends to be aspie.

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forgot pic

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Too late I claimed them all.

>Jotaro is objectively wrong and doesn't understand his stand.
Ah yes, the tried and true "I understand how thing works but person who actually uses thing doesn't" argument

Reisen!

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What is the secret behind Sakuya's popularity?

Medicine Melancholy = Purple Haze
Cirno = White Album
Kyoko Kasodani = Echoes

Is Reisen even allowed to get married?

>Ah yes, the tried and true "I understand how thing works but person who actually uses thing doesn't" argument

you mean like everyone in jojo completely forgets they can do shit ALL the time?
Like how kakyoin forgets he can posses people?

Yes.

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Satorin

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Magician's Red

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She's in the first windows game and was playable more than once.
Even one of those would make her permanently popular, but she has both.

And also having the flesh bud thorn vines that look like Holly’s stand as well as his ability to fix Gay Priest’s club foot.

Okay, araki-san.

We like Mokou?

someone post the image of marisa feeding alice mustard

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>you mean like everyone in jojo completely forgets they can do shit ALL the time?
That's just a case of Araki forgetting things, though in the case of Kakyoin, I think he's not doing that on purpose because he stopped being a bad guy, that being said, Time stop was introduced at the very end of the story, so it's not like he can just "forget" how time stop works in the same chapter it was introduced.

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its half headcannon. Araki planned for him to have all powers, but he would be literal insanity once araki was moving along in the series.

in fact I think he was actually supposed to teleport.

I like Mokou.

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holding your breath to stop time is the only viable non op variable

It can also be explained that jotaro believes he is stopping time. Dio proclaims hes stopping time, it would be impossible for jotaro not to think this.

Now i know I'm spewing a lot of bullshit, but a lot of this was setup by araki and makes for funny discussions.

I don't get it.

Seems pretty overpowered to me.

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If Jotaro isn't stopping time and just moving fast then he wouldn't be able to move in Dio's stopped time

>Tries to eat stuff.
Rumia is very, VERY bad at hunting.

this is a blue board

Like I said, hes not moving within time, every action he takes takes 0 time to act.

Jokes on you.

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game?
How many characters have dialogue?

Did "A NEET's Bizarre Adventure" ever got a full translation?

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You're really smart, Cirno!

Minoriko

man, she doesn't stop time, her ability is to erase her ass

Isn't Cirno unironically the smartest fairy?

She is and that's the tragedy of the whole thing.

EraTohoTW
An alright portion of characters have (translated) dialogue, but it's definitely not the majority.

that's hot

>(you) have just been paid by a group of annoyed farmers to keep the local fairies entertained for at least 72 straight hours so they can finish their planting in peace
How do (you) do it?

>when your power fantasy is stopping time
>too op
feels bad man

That's actually a good thing
Imagine if all the fairies were as smart as Eirin: Gensokyo would fall into chaos due to their pranks

Did the retard who drew this think the barrel has holes in it? Even if she stuck her thumb out the ejection port her index is not going to fit under the barrel.

Fucking touhou fags.

Is Okina the only hetfag in Gensokyo?

Feed them until they are fat

uhhh, i show them a game called touhou

Dear moon bitches:
Fuck you.
Regards,
Neil Armstrong

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We're going on an adventure to the moon.

Go back.

I talk with them and tell them about humans.

What touhou game has the best song for
>Title Screen
>Stage 1
>Stage 1 Boss
>Stage 2
>Stage 2 Boss
>Stage 3
>Stage 3 Boss
>Stage 4
>Stage 4 Boss
>Stage 5
>Stage 5 Boss
>Stage 6
>Stage 6 Boss
>Extra Stage
>Extra Boss

>99 bottles of beer on the wall...

Is it morally wrong to use fairies as cannon fodder against lunarian guns?

We all sit down for a playthrough of the Drakengard series.

So at literally all times?

>72 straight hours
I'd have to find a way to avoid needing to sleep for one.

are Aya's game important ? i dont really like them

>implying that fairies can count through 99

>who ever can deepthroat my dick first wins

They'll just respawn after getting killed anyways so I don't care. What actually does matter is how many Lunarians will die permanently from the corruption.

I jangle some keys.

I think that's the point.

Not really.
It's just a bit of fluff if you care about plot.
Maybe play a little if you want to get a handle on what the general idea of the games are, but if you really hate it don't force yourself. Even people that like those games don't always finish them. The endbits are true bullshit since you have endless retries.

>That's the idea.Webm
youtube.com/watch?v=eAgUoSIG3Jo

buy her figure goy

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Why do you post this every thread
It's not discussion
It only leads to spam replies that waste post slots
It's not funny

Im playing through Luna Nights and loving it.
Are the other non shmup Touhou games on Steam any good?

is it actually on sale again?
i really dig that costume

reimu gives her permission when she is not drunk
she is still a dumb bitch

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kinda, but luna nights is the best one yet

Most of them are Chinese shovelware I imagine, but I mean you could try them.

THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Sakuya is cool I guess.

*unzips dick*

Does he play any relevance in Tofu? I'd imagine moonbitches didn't take kindly to him intruding onto their territory.

But what a sight it would be. I say let Gensokyo burn if that's what it takes for Cirno's 11 to happen.

The best fangame is Puppet Dance Performance, but it's not on Steam

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Don't be ridiculous, everything went over swimmingly.

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Are you highly responsive to prayers?

Jesus christ user. Don't save versions with shitty watermarks like that.

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Is a stand gun.

Thanks doc.

Fuck you it's a stock photo now.

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>only two people even remotely took the bait

proud of you /touhou/

what would happen if Satori used her third eye to stare into Clownpiece's torch?

Buzz and Neil fucked them over so hard that the sight of the American flag humiliates them to this day.

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this?

The moonbitches declared war on Earth after he planted the flag, and lost
Reisen also deserted and fled to Eintei
So, yes

The American aura of Freedom is anathema to the tyrannical Lunarian filth and our mere presence kills them with liberty.

HOLY SHIT GUYS

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i love my NEET wife !!

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>Samus is in
FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=041WOTP7L8A
it is if you have more than 90 iq

the fuck is that, a yu gi oh card?

The bunnies are ones with the guns.

Which 2hus would make the top 5 assist trophies? Each trophy casts only a single spell card before vanishing.

She's fucking IN

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Sakuya to replace Shadow when he gets announced as a character in smash 6

>changes the limits of your powers
pssh, nothing personnel... meido...

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how can one pic be so blessed and cursed at the same time?

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NO FREAKING WAY
SAMUS ON TOUHOU ???

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Remilia using Fitful Nightmare.

Seija to flip the screen and pelt the stage with Danmaku.

Yukari is just three Faeries standing on top of each other in a dress. Nothing but a myth.

>opponent breaks open assist trophy
>it's clownpiece
>she casts Stars and Stripes
what do?

You don't know real cursed

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More.

Amidst my favourite touches are that besides Le Waifu, both men seem to be particularly drawn to the lighting/shading styles in their respective shows.

The small things, y'know?

no

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what the fuck dude
you can't just post snuff

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What are the ramifications of taking a 2hu's hat?

It reveals their bald spot

Feels weird seeing this get attention on Yea Forums on all places.
Me and my friends made this for last month's Touhou Game Jam. The theme was LGBTQ Pride, however you didn't have to include themes in it. So we just had power up pills be "pride pills". Our main artist is trans, but besides that and the pills, we didn't do anything else with the LGBTQ theme.

and yes, the daily dose coloring was intentional

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There are some things you just don't do, user.

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What a disgusting drawing

Wtf I dont wanna see that.

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It seems really inconsistent. Sometimes youkai need people to fear them (hence proxy spellcard battles) or at least have people believe in heir existence in order to live. Sometimes all the youkai of Gensokyo are fine being on good terms with humans because the barrier allows them to safely exist no matter what.

Also it feels like ZUN keeps pulling back on the human-eating aspect because these fucks clearly can subsist on the normal food they're eating at parties but whatever.

it looks like its coming back in 2020.

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>Also it feels like ZUN keeps pulling back on the human-eating aspect because these fucks clearly can subsist on the normal food they're eating at parties but whatever.
Yukari just kidnaps drug addicts who nobody would miss on her excursions to the outside world and keeps the youkai population happy without having to touch the human village.

Is this why touhou is quarantined to /jp/?

delete this

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>and yes, the daily dose coloring was intentional
thanks doc

What the fuck, man

according to this, death

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Based if true

>working with a trannie
Yikes.

thanks doc

isn't the art this is in reference to, like 30 years old?
And for programmer art, its pretty good.

And yet Alison seems fine.

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I only knew about it because of the ost.
It's got good tracks for being a shitpost game.

I was reading some of ZUN's comments about his songs
>wow I worked really hard on this track, I must've spent two or three hours on it
>and this one I whipped off in half an hour lol
For a start I'm impressed by the absolute madman but if that's also how he treats the character portraits it'd explain a lot
>draw a potato
>eh, good enough

thanks doc

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is it fun ? im downloading it rn

yes

I'm genuinely surprised theres no youtube video with supposed songs he copied.

To be fair some tracks are longer than others, and some special one like stage 1 or menu theme has to set the tone for the rest of the OST

You can usually tell just by listening if you know a thing or two about music, though I've seen some people make comparison's that are super grasping at straws, like Shiki's theme and pigs

fucken hell man

What official manga do I have to read?
Where?
I'm finally ready.

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>You can usually tell just by listening if you know a thing or two about music

I figure theres something similar involving chords or whatever (don't know much about music desu), but I would think there is some "sons of liberty" video by now.

People have done that, just search "touhou music similarities"
This vid right?
youtu.be/wF752hXhEJw

Sangetsusei

This post hurts my brain. I feel like I'm trying to comprehend the quandaries of an advanced species. Like I've stepped into a conversation our species was aeons from amusing.

Wild and Horned Hermit
Sangetsusei (the 4 volumes about the fairies)
Silent Sinner in Bloom

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Thank you!

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who would win?
>the entire lunarian army
>two random earth dudes

hokuto no ken

>lame dimension
>music by sylvysprit

No.

Hi I love Marisa Kirisame

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Remember that one time she beat Reimu by stopping time and ramming 12 chainsaws up her vagina?

Hi alice!!!!

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I just spammed thousand knives

What is this gesture suggesting?

It's before SA. He lower the percentage of frills and hats by UFO, Byakuren has to wait until HM for a hat even

uhhh i dunno man

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I'm not Alice but I wish I was so I can be closer to Marisa

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everyone wishes they were alice user, everyone...

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Reminds me of something

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I don't because alice is not a boy like me

I know the meme is that Sanae is a slut but I always felt like Alice was the real town bike

>implying alice doesn't have a futa dick

Wow, I never realized Sakuya was cosplaying Hijiri

NO!

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I don't because alice doesn't look like or is a boy like me.

why would alice be a town bike?

Why do you think Sakura wasn't playable in UFO?

I don't know, I just get that impression

>alice doesn't look like a boy
come on, if you dressed her up in ""manly"" clothes she would probably look like a femboy

I don't because alice doesn't look like or is a boy like me and I don't want to look like a femboy either.

Based user, everyone you replied to is a faggot.

The hat contains their soul and if you obtain it you gain control of the 2hu.

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alright faggot you had your chance, but now im the one getting the witch pussy

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please don't post pictures of me here

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>Title Screen
UFO
>Stage 1
PCB (stage), IN (boss)
>Stage 2
SA (stage), DDC (boss)
>Stage 3
DDC (stage), PCB (boss)
>Stage 4
MoF (stage), PCB (boss)
>Stage 5
UFO (stage), DDC (boss)
>Stage 6
LoLK (stage and boss)
>Extra Stage
SA (stage), LoLK (boss)

No. Marisa wants a manly man like me.

>uses pads
LOL

>interfering with one of a vampire's most treasured possessions
I'll buy it for sixty dollars.

Poor Rumia....

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You can either delete this or I can delete you.

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>title
DDC
>1
LoLK, SA
>2
LoLK, UFO
>3
TD, PCB
>4
LLS, IN Reimu
>5
MoF, DDC
>6
TD, HSiFS
>Extra
SA, DDC

Well you'd be wrong, Alice is loyal to Marisa.

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thank you for this picture

Post your favorite creepy/unsettling touhou images.

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I feel like anything kanmari is super cheating but no one else has posted one yet

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God I wish that was me.

Okay, but why are her eyes so empty?

I wonder what her eggs would smell like haha

It's called "afterglow".

>you will never be a traditional tengu reporter of fantasy

Is there a video game character in existence that could defeat Yukari Yakumo?

Can you fuck off with this shit meme? It's not 2008 anymore. Yukari isn't even the most powerful in her own series.

reimu's armpit can defeat her in a matter of seconds

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I'm going to need some image evidence of this.

>*manipulates the boundaries between power levels to make herself the most powerful again*
>heh, nothing personal

You know when I see someone with no life left in their eyes "afterglow" isn't really the first thing that pops into my mind.

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That's odd, because when I see a girl with flushed cheeks and tired eyelids while holding an object larger than her head that very obviously has been inside her cloaca that's exactly the first thing that pops into my mind.

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You just know

me on the left

>cat tail but no cat ears
why

her character was ruined for me by jojofaggots who obsess over her as if a character that can stop time means its a reference to their shit anime

What's going on with Sakuya's feet?

the only thing worse than jojofags are delusional newfags who think no one in japan has ever heard of or made a reference to jojo

Wily Beast soon bros

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5 years mentally younger than Remilia

I enjoy shitting on jojofags as much as anyone else, but come on now.

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Characters like utsuho aswell who are basically a fucking sun.

Remember to read Runagate after/before/at the same time as Sinner, it's much more satisfying.

Zun's art is so terrible. And he's barely improved in like 20 years. You would think that he'd use some of the profits he makes off of his games to take some drawing courses.

his art has SOUL, why would he invest in a drawing course if he could buy more beer ?

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>after/before

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and yet he's one of the most influential artists in the world

poor yukari is completely defenseless in this state

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I still don't get what expression or emotion this face is trying to convey.

They can just outlive her

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>game art
smug, it's always smugness

>can control fate
>still loses

its conveying power

ZUN may be a terrible artist but his art style is actually pretty good.

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ZUN imitation shit is soulless. GTFO of here.

At least knowing geralt hed get laid somewhere down the line. Dont know by who but someone would.

She would have given up against the Yorigami if not for Doremy

The chapters of the two are interlaced.Peronally, I read Runagate afterwards, but you can pretty much read them in whatever order you want. See this pic for details.

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>can slow down time
>actually wins
Stopping time completely is for casuals

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this was a good 2hu thread

What really matters are the hats we stole along the way.

It was a good thread.

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Why are tengu-geta so good bros?