ESA Summer Marathon

ESA Summer Marathon
European Speedrunner Assembly
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First for bestgirl

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I would suck and fuck the two guys with short hair behind the GTA runner atm

Fuck Donald Love

Anyone else ever noticed how the quality in Pokemon Doujinshi sky rocketed after the release of Sun & Moon, in this speedrun?

They're not sponsored by Redbull.

>Serena
>best at anything

Funny lad.

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So how come Frew has been at a bunch of ESAs but never a GDQ to my knowledge?

Superb post.

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>t. chuck

>bestgirl
Here's a better girl.

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is my boy nozlar around?

>Anyone else ever noticed how the quality in Pokemon Doujinshi sky rocketed after the release of Sun & Moon
Yeah.
>in this speedrun?
What?

That's not Evil Misty

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Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!

Don't bully my wife

Hasn't been a GTA run at GDQ is a while.

SNEED

>european

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>shit talk GDQ
>get banned to FUCK
that's what you eurocucks get for attacking based GDQ

pb pace

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>Susan actually managed to make ESA into another GDQ with no fun allowed

>quality
more like quantity
Sure as hell not the anime version.

Peak radio music.

>american

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Not my fault she has inferiority complex.

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But Kotti and the guy running GTA3 right now literally gave a middle finger to a GDQ sign in My Summer Car and they're both still there.

He was, at least back when Adam was still running

shave that fucking beard

Hes knocking around somewhere.

I know a cat that can lick that beard off.

go derail some other thread faggot

>normie nintendo shit comes on
>thread gets flooded with trash

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Based Serena friend

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>Susan actually managed to make Yea Forums believe he did anything and send them into a week long fit over nothing
fixed

times have changed bitch, stay in your lane

Just woke up what happened?

>I WANT MORE ZEROO DRAMA

youtu.be/bO3hhp_EH5w

nothing, now fuck off

Tell me the truth, did they actually cut planes in GTA3 cause of 9/11?

>Dad cums in Mom
>Gets flooded with trash

#relatable, bro

They took down the video of the run Susan didn't like.

Ben and Ryedawg got banned

What a shot!

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That's a pretty cool trick to get all the packages at once

Runner said that was a rumour. Knowing Rockstar it probably is just a rumour.

>Yea Forumstard runner starts shitposting irl, namedropping Yea Forums and sperging with awful memes for an hour and a half
>couch (esa staff) join in
>couch get removed from staff

That was Shrimp though? Or it's a tradition at this point

this run shows how GTA5 and RDR2 fucking sucks. you are forced to omplete the missions on specific ways. RDR2 is full of invisible walls everywhere

Imagine shilling your shitty monitors during a charity event. Do Americans literally have no shame?

53rd for fuck pokemon.

Might've been, I just know it was Kotti and some other Finn.

Shut the fuck up Zeroo

RATE
RATE
RATE

that doesn't bother me really
I like the linear and structured feel of those missions

i would if they were real

RATE
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Is rdr2 worth buying for like 15 bucks used?
Or should I wait for pc to torrent it?

Then watch stream 1 and use filters you brainlet.

enjoyable/10

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Wow this OP sucks ass, list the games coming up you dumbass.

Good luck on the next run BBF

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is it ever coming out for pc?

8/10 - good run but without usual fun

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Damn so that's it for esa huh? We full gdq mode now

8/10

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>tfw no xeno mommy

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it was more important to snipe the thread with his epic webm

Solid GTA3 run, only hampered a bit down by not having Rye there.

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Probably? Seeing how they waited years to port gta5 i'm just guessing they want as many sales as possible from people double dipping

BBF
B
F

>Introduce customisation
>make it somewhat barebones
>future uses of it are even more barebones in terms of options than the introductionary game
You'd think with all the unique trainer classes and stuff, that they'd add more costumes in later games to cosplay as said classes or even characters

who is this and what game did he run? remember the interview was a total disaster

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the gta boys really love their inside jokes. I never know what the hell they're talking about half the time

8/10
Didn't have any GTA magic but still fun.

It was fucking awful and the only mistake they made was not also banning the runner.

Inside jokes aren't allowed anymore.

>1+ hours of choking

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nuggets

Sounds like a particular imageboard

15 bucks is pretty much the right price. I regret paying full price on it. also it is not like rockstar is gonna go bankrupt if you pirate it
the game is boring as fuck since you can never do anything outside the box to have more fun. you will either run into an invisble wall or in an empty place, get game over screen or waste time time expecting something to happen

>future uses of it are even more barebones in terms of options than the introductionary game
That's the Pokemon series, and Gamefreak, in a nutshell.

BBF runs are either pretty good or complete trainwrecks. It's nearly like flipping a coin. Atleast this game isn't nearly as fucked up as Kamilia 2.

10/10 I liked it

Tell me about Big Jon, why is he so big?

This game has no rng pretty much like the other two he ran so low chances of choking, and he's actually fucking good.

>that feel when work week starts tonight
Why can't I just be a NEET watching ESA

>bigjon is big

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Please do not fuck pokemon. They are not for lewd.

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He's leaving the last 3/5 of his humanity behind

Bulking

wait did Ben actually get banned?

what the heck is Big John's bodytype? XBOX?

Not enough poke frens ITT...

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I will neet for both of us

You mean the run? Its the most entertaining run of the marathon so far

No, you might notice how a lot of the top of buildings aren't modeled. They never intended planes to be able to fly. The game was already ambitious enough at the time.

OG PS3

Pokemon can totally consent bro.

imagine big jon eating you whole

Weight gain fetish. It's not even a joke.

he looks ripped but fat at the sametime its weird

Did he just....

Imagine....

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fucking big jon lmao

...

HES EATING IT

>> 01:23:45
:O

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>You always have to wiggle the stand around to make it stand
>Big Jon lands the thing perfectly
>Argick flops on the table

I know that feel

It looks like that but it is actually all fat, he's just so fat on purpose that the fat goes in more directions than a typical fat person.

Because he does some weird bulking shit. Like he forcefeeds himself for weeks until he looks like he's fucking pregnant, then goes hardcore in the gym.

autism

Big Jon looks like he is smuggling a bunch of pillows out of the hotel under his shirt

pretty sure big jon just broke that switch

Poor girl doesn't get any attention because she isn't brown or have a 10/10 footgame like Bea.

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The Dragon Slayer was way better you redditor faggot.

Who is that GIANT on the left

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hes wearing a west and a collar shirt to look more buff tha fat instead of more fat than buff

Press F for Mega Evolutions.
fuck Dynamax

He's 100% not healthy, so much is sure.

Favorite pokegirl for me

there is a video on youtube that show all the changes they made because of 9/11. Mostly buildings and emergency vehicles paintings.

>An inch, I mean a meter
>Imported from.....the UK?
I am laffing

It really wasn't dude

hmmmm

F for all those cool megas.

what did it taste like?

These two hosts are better than the entire gdq staff combined

someone post lewd korrina

>bigjon showing his plan to sell european hair to the mutts
kek

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Ironic dabs and dances are coming full circle and becoming cringe itself, as well as using the word cringe itself.

>Euroniggas don't know how to cabbage patch

I ship these two hosts

>already at 20K
wtf it's the biggest one yet

Megas are shit that prevented us from ever getting a real cross-gen evo again.

> bbf

start the trainwreck!

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the beginig of the end

BigJon is the best host this event could possibly have and his chemistry with the Scottish dude is fantastic.

get ready for seething german autism

Das Belge ist beste!
Why is anyone even watching some gainer and a literal faggot on stream 1?

I've never understood the humour of dabbing, what is it exactly?

>IWTBTG game
Oh, guess it's pokemon time.

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Time for the annual BBF meme game chokefest

Why are Pokégames so comfy?

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BBF salt imminent

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Enjoy the run, he's not going to choke lmao

literally wasn't in my tutorial video back in the day

youtu.be/yrctMvIWpG0

I watched that queer run Pokemon for like 10 minutes and nearly fell asleep, and I usually like Pokemon runs.

>Why do you chose the girl avatar, user?

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Yea Forums told me there were no trannys at ESA

Why do you choose to watch porn with girls in them?

Well here's at least a bbf_ run.
Throw your bets in at what minute mark does he become audibly salty.

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>watching this on break.com
take me back brèh

>Hawlucha?
what is the starter and other pokemon?

Also did they explain why X is used?

>3 minutes in
>first signs of choking
dis gon b gud

Like the cartridges

>gives himself a 20 minutes buffer over his PB
>he'll go over it

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I wish I could enjoy find my destiny but all the bosses are mashing bosses since they have huge amounts of hp with no hitboxes. Really unfun for me.

1 hour

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What the fuck is this easymode I wanna Be The Guy ripoff?

Because shameless tranny feels.

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He's unironically my favorite streamer. His community isn't big but watching him play stuff like ALttP Randomizer is fun.

Cause I like to pretend I'm the girl.
Also that resident evil 4 run was toxic I'm glad they were banned.

I missed the intro, is this one hard?
Will we finally see a BBF run where he doesn't fuck it up and end it with a safety save?

What the effing eff does that have to do with pokémon?

My wife on the right.

pottery

bait harder

Getting the right natures, abilites, and gender makes them agitating but when everything comes together, its fine.

Thanks for broadcasting your shit taste

Yeah I used to watch him a bunch after he first did a GDQ run.
I remember people coming into chat and spamming NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER and he'd just like, exude such chill that they'd just leave. Wouldn't even ban them.
Top man.

Masters confirmed your wife has a womanlet.

Most of the challenge is in the platforming according to him, he's a beast at these bosses. Not considered hard by fangame standards but I think it is. Easier than Kamilia 2.

Critt-killed by a Jumpluff

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Does Larxa have any lewd/nude pics out there?

Good thing im not trying to impress you with my taste

Based Ramos fucking with the run.

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wow I remember this guy from winter

Oh boy does she ever.

One tranny so far AND GET THIS he is lesbian and isinto bdsm and incest

you cant just say that and NOT give them to us

>this was considered a good pokemon according to pokefags
whats it like having no standards /vp/?

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I guess this is close enough

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> tfw telling Yea Forums i want to see bbf fail but i actually enjoy the runs

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The tranny so far was r9k incarnate

technically 'lesbian with exceptions' if it's the one posted in the previous thread

I'm doing you a favor.

imagine wearing something like this in public

This game is more forgiving than his others so far.

Wait what does this game have ut99 music

based

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So, does BBF's entire life just revolve around IWBTG clones?

cute boys doing it no hands..

>no ring
She single?

>tranny lesbian
Hot to think about some weird pervert wearing a dress and creampieing a cute girl who wants to be progressive.

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I can only get so erect

>not going plus ultra

And? I love her.

She's dating, or at least fucking, an American Dark Souls/RE runner.

Pretty sure she's just a teasey birdbeaked chink that wears slutty ahegao shirts and hangs around "gamerbois" for attention.
It works apparently.
She annoys the fuck out me with the twitchspeak.
I bet she moans/yells twitch emotes while have the sex.

CHOKING 14 MINUTES IN

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where is maral

Oh fuck not this dude. Why does he always get to run games he sucks at and becomes real salty?

I dunno if she does, but she does wear this in public. A lot.

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>I bet she moans/yells twitch emotes while have the sex.

This sounds like the fucking epitome of hatesex.

With me.

>german humor

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> i love you FUCK...eh fatzke

BANNED

this does not look fun

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holy cringe

Big Jon ate her

>they are my friends

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Teehee look at me!
I'm a gamer.. and a memer :^)
Get fucked

I can barely understand what he says. He sounds like a sprinkler.

this game looks autistic as fuck

This guy has a peculiar way of talking

She tried to kill herself last year

Lmao. Apt description.

have sex

>Seething Mexicans
welcome to europe

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>Easier than Kamilia 2.
Shame.
Looks like your usual IWTBTG deal outside the no surprise kills, so at least he's not going for something completely easy mode.

He talks like that in German too. Some people just can't talk normally.

oh she will

I want this one.

this lmao who would play a platformer, me a grownup man plays only the best snoy cinematic experiences

Dynamax is so much worse.

dayum

It's GIGANTAMAX now bub

Imagine coming home after a long day of being a staplerfahrer and playing Boshi games all night.

Ending fight with the legend. Also Hawlucha is too OP.

>kreyGasm
>kreyGasm
>kreyGasm
>LuL
>F

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Theyre the same shit dude, its just a dumb gimmick.

i don't get it

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I hate this picture now because it reminds me of better times.

Meme babbling is better than being a cold fish. If anything at least you can have a laugh with your friends about it.

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thanks bro

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"that's a yikes"

Post best of ESA girls (larxa preferably)

What happened with the Punchy Silent Hill run? A bunch of people were talking about it but I missed it and ESA doesn't upload their runs to youtube for months

Go watch the vod then.

Heard there was some shit that went down.

Sauce ?

What is the ESA policy on chair sniffing?

literally nothing happened during it. he threw a bitchfit about nugget donations during a run he commentated for though.

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died on stream, vods deleted out of respect

oh word im retarded

just use twitch chapter select

Nothing, it was a boring run of the mill run by Susan.

Still would

>random grunts get 3D models
>e4 dont

It was boring as fuck and he was obviously still pissed from earlier, and they rejected any donation that wasn't explicitly sucking his dick for fear of provoking his nugget wrath.
The only funny part was him listening VERY INTENTLY to every donation to see if there was a hidden nugget reference he could flip his shit about again.

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Ask around, half the angry faggots here will till you it was the worst most toxic bigoted thing ever and they're glad the commentators got banned.
And the other half of the faggots here that don't take everything so seriously will tell you it was fucking hilarious and fun to watch.
Basically the run turned these threads into everyone telling eachother to go back to r3ddit

who is this grasmaster and why does he wear the mask?

what is nugget and why does nugget upset him?

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Some guy started eating nuggies in the background while he was doing a run and took attention from him.

youtu.be/OrJDjLfgrWc

Thats hilarious since hes literally got a reddit account and goes to r/Yea Forums.

id fuck her I dont care

A chicken nugget is a chicken product made from chicken meat that is breaded or battered, then deep-fried or baked. Fast food restaurants usually fry their nuggets in vegetable oil.

Watch his ESA 2017 run.

Cute wide mouth for my huge dick.

It's not huge.

hide the face and i would

>Yea Forumstard runner starts shitposting irl
>couch joins in
>couch gets banned
Personally I thought it was cringe as fuck but then again I'm twice the age of the average person here.

Charish

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what about her penis

Watching the hitman run vod with based Ruskibro, this shit is peak comfy

I heard Bawkbasoup talk about some toxicity/bullying and wanted to see for myself. But the chat were sharing it privately and weren't very clear.

ass is ass

RICK MORANIS?!

I'm watching Mankind Divided and it's damn good

Which hitman? I've just realized I haven't seen any nuhitman speedruns before.

I need to watch Honey I Shrunk the Kids again.

Same. Didn't stop me wanting to get the full story. These events aren't always full of so much controversy/aggro.

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succinctandmonkey at it again

what

Any must watch runs in this ESA so far?

DMC4, Hitman 47, RE4 and NFS The Run if you want comfy sleep.

is sayvitv a thot?

RE4 XDD

lol props to the announcer for just continuing to fuck with him
dont know why he gave her so much shit for not being able to pronounce certain words in english well.

sadly 90% of them date other "lesbians" (male)

Hitman 47
It's the same Russian dude that ran dmc4
At around 1:40 on the vod of stream 2
Sadly I missed it live cause overslept

Because it's hilarious when he does it, but harassment when he's on the receiving end.
Man's just got a massively inflated ego.

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Because it's autogynephilia.

He's a narcissist

There's no way that's Sayvi

She literally looked like young Heather Graham when she did her GDQ run that one time and that wasn't long ago

her nose looks like it was completely shattered then it was replaced by someone else. Frankenose bitch

I think Sayvi has actual autism.

Asghan if you want to see a glitchy barbarian swim through the air.

> shows shaved armpit

what a whore

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>young Heather Graham
Imagine having rose tinted glasses for some Twitch thot you've only seen once.

There are two names on the screen, user

Please post Shauna, I have almost nothing of her.

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look a t that nose

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you fucking faggot

They would date real girls if they could.

>"how do you do ((my fellow gamers))"

Best gym is here.

why did you save all those webms?

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I miss PsychoBunny bros

Show the doll where Shauna hurt you, user.

>jurassic park snes music
good shit

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I can't believe Edenal took the dilatepill

every single ESA even though I know it'll happen in advance same as always I'm still surprised people complain about getting herpes from fucking in the back rooms
like they should know have the attendees already have it and don't care what makes them think that somehow this time it will be different

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At least he has an excuse for just saving them.

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Game had a good OST.

Be my Serena bf.

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Wait, Larxa is Belgian? Don't they speak French? How is it possible that when she speaks English it's not entirely impossible to understand?

why do trannies and americans hate this?

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Don't post or talk about larxa on this shithole you pathetic fucking virgin fucks. She's too pure for that.

I don't get you fucking obsession with stalking her.

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>tights under jeanshorts

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When is SunaNuggy going on?

hate what? tetris? trannies fucking love tetris.

Can you please improve your joke over time?

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thanks for the 15 (You)s

Didn't you post this exact same thing yesterday?
If anyone's fucking obsessed it's you m8.

>fucking
you don't actually believe this right?

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Stockings, bro. Huge difference.

what is tranny's nickname?

He still has a point. Fuck off and stop ruining these threads by posting other dudes girlfriends you dipshit.

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>another IWBTG fangame that's just a spike room simulator

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My wife Valerie is so cute

Punchi

>other dudes girlfriends
but shes my gf

Calm down, Dist.

No he doesn't. People who show up on stream are fair game to be spoken about. Nobody is off limits because of criteria you care about (their relationship status). Get over it, faggot.

>Big nugget
I didn't know Punchy was in Pokemon.

@eljest_ I think its him

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were there any good runs on stream 2 today?

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>Connection errors once again
Of fucking course.

She also has a nice gym and lives in the best town.

What, did they name a pokemon that?

there isn't a single girl actually there idiots
just because they're getting more and more passable doesn't make them girls

Portal 2

She's fucked at least 3 other dudes and 1 girl apparently.

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Can someone post the tier list of runs from sgdq

Punchy a shit
youtu.be/OrJDjLfgrWc
Based Nuggieman

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Dead crowd. Dead event.

SSS tier - my taste
F tier - your taste

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IWBTG runs really aren't fun and the plummeting viewer count shows how much people agree with me

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i'll admit i'm no connoisseur on womens leg wear, my dick just likes it. how can you tell the difference?

the birth of a supervillain

Asghan. Ignore retards talking about RE4.

>Maral clapping her hands by slapping an expensive camera

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Holy shit, never seen someone dab that hard before. the power and notice how high he goes with his left arm. just perfect

butterface but I would

Why do faggots in these threads support scams that "CLAIM" to be raising funding for "Charity of the month flavor" Seriously. You faggots need to stop giving your money to these assholes.

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Why must you lie?

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These games must be incredibly difficult but they're just not fun to watch.

>5 people in webm
>2 of which have blue hair

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Susan said in his seethetweets that it's been going on for 3 years. What happened at ESA2016?

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Stockings are translucent because the fibers are interlaced loosely and you can see through them. Leggings are more fabric-like and actually obscure the legs.

what games do girls speedrun bros

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>Serious Sam Music being stolen

>5 people

Souls games.

Blind faggot.

Your obsession with the guy is unironically more embarrassing than his butthurt

IMAGINE CHOKING IN XY

I run Hollow Knight. Dark Souls is pretty popular.

>in these threads
does anyone here actually even donate though?

Speedrunning is too autistic for girls

> serious sam cathedral starts playing

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It happened to Cosmo and he needed to start running XX.

>It happened at 16.
Based Punchy cucked so hard by nuggies it sent him back in time a full year

Big john is playing battletoads with TMR on TMR channel.

will u be my gf

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My donation made Susan seethe super hard.

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Yes if they keep bringing it up. It drives traffic to their channel making more people adverse to sending their money to the scam.

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Hehehe

This could be far more epic
monkaS
ResidentSleeper

speedrun.com/user/Claris
boobs

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holy shit fucking 5 star post

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Your reaction to the post is unironically more embarrassing responding to the man posting the meme itself.

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beware of those quiet women, my ex was just like that, I thought I was lucky, she turned out to be a massive sociopath.

pastebin.com/2PuDreQa

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Get the London look

6 People. Only one might have blue hair.

How are we, friends?

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Freedom Planet and Astro Boy.

This find my destiny game has a great soundtrack

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why this thot look so off putting

Kill yourself.

It does

UNDERAPPRECIATED!!!

alien face

Thankyou tomato fighter

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I love how people hate him. How obnoxious this fucking englishman is. He deserves to be Etika'd

>BBF
How many skips/backup saves has he had to take?

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I cant tell what is more cringe to hear, thot or roastie.

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Michael Jackson nose

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pretty comfy desu

He's making Yea Forums completely assblasted and he's the biggest runner at ESA. Pretty funny stuff.

*tips nuggy

These I wanna whatever games are so fucking trash, what's the appeal and why are these so many of them?

>the biggest runner at ESA

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>this is what Susan actually believes

Ruh Roh BBF

YUck just why, you furfag

> he's the biggest runner at ESA
BigJon exists.

Nothing used so far, actually surprised

You're welcome to prove me wrong.

Trips and I post all the replies on here under the picture.

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chads dick

BigJon and Susan get along great, too. The only people mad at him are triggered redditors desperate for drama.

You prove yourself right. Explain the metric you use to determine he's the biggest and plenty of people will tell you that you're full of shit with examples that prove you wrong. Explain the criteria you use where that retard comes out on top.

>Susan post

>Go to make a webm of the face palm
>Remember I closed OBS
Oh well.

She's fucking embarrassing

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who is this cum plum?

Give kiss.

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Bigjohn pbing right now on TheRussianRunners stream

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Streamers of any kind are cancer to the gaming scene. Prove me wrong. You fucking can't.

Runs at different marathons + viewercount + earnings from twitch/patreon. He's the biggest name there running.

TMR

can she come back and make ESA comfy again?

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>1hr30
make it stop

Why do furfags draw such disgusting assholes?

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I don't think I could ever do this. Ever. This guy has very good coordination.

is this guy Michael_1985?

TMR is running something? Is he propping his GF up too?

How can one Jon be this Big?

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Who is this Susan that people are talking about?

I have literally never even been hugged by a girl

Most of them are virgins. The same with anime.

so leggings and tights are the same thing? i've been thinking tights is just a different word for pantyhose. are pantyhose a completely different type then too?

That's not a proper explanation. You need to show me the numbers. How many runs has he had at different marathons? What's his viewercount? How much money does he make from twitch and patreon? You show me all of those numbers and people will give you examples of other runners AT THIS EVENT that do better than him in all three areas simultaneously.

In other words shut the fuck up, faggot.

fucked up dopamine reactors mean they have to draw everything hyper to get any tingle out of it

> beowulf scaring away grendel and taking the princess for himself

same

How do I get a poke speedrunning boyfriend?

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I beat Alzheimer's bros

Idk. They mostly can’t draw very well to begin with

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Pantyhose is a different object from tights and leggings. Tights and leggings can be used interchangeably by most people, but technically even those are different because tights are used in situations where leggings are not. It comes down to the material being used. I'm not even a leg/footfag but the difference is pretty clear.

SuccinctAndPunchy.A *SelfImposed-Superfan-turned-Moderator-for-a-furry-game-that-loves-to bantz-but-can't-take-bantz-so-he-bans* guy.

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impossible and will be for atleast anothr 100 years

I beat Alzheimer's bros.

I wanna beat the Alzheimer’s

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>4 hour """"""""speedrun"""""""

Give me your honest opinion of Larxa

> final boss kills the run

That motherfucler has to be wearing like twenty shirts or something, no Jon is that big.

Congrats...? Why do incels just say stuff like this unprompted? It's real 'birth of a supervillian' shit.

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Fucking hoe hugs him twice

>Ganondorf

I think she should speak actual sentences from time to time and stop expressing herself in twitch emote names. It's a shitty streamer habit.

She is incredibly cute and I am very lonely.

>Pantyhose
I always assumed that was just the American word for tights.

What's the point of making a game like this? It's kind of neat but 99% of people won't be able to beat it.

OMEGALUL

GOOD RUN

You don't swim in pantyhose.

HE DIDN'T CHOKE but the game lacked miku

It is
>Pantyhose, called sheer tights in the United Kingdom and a few other countries,

That was pretty good, for once he did not choke in the run

So the schedule is totally fucked now right?

The same is true for the bodies of Muslim women

>IWBTG fangame that doesn't go over estimate
>first try final boss

Legit impressed.

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It's just streamer bait meant to eat up a lot of time and give twitch chat reasons to shit all over the person they're watching. Beating it isn't the point. Wasting time is.

Same exact thing here.
Gf was shy as fuck for years then the more she opened up the more I realized she was a fucking psychobitch with issues.
Used to ignore me and shit just so I would get pissed and confront her, then she'd act all normal and sorry.
Apparently she liked it when I was mad at her.
Fucking crazy.

What did they mean by this?

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Chatty girls are more fun anyway. Quiet ones that want your attention alll the time are terrible.

It's fun. Shame you zoomers need your easy to play accessible games or else they're garbage.

Holy fucking shit, best post of the marathon hahah

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The RE4 run and the banning of Ben ass blasted me enough to actually start speed running Moonbase Alpha. I just submitted a world record for one player

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Chatty girls are more open to scat so this is definitely true

>zoomers
What are you talking about you retard lol. These braindead 'infinite lives-keep repreating it until you muscle memory it' are a genre that targets teenagers.

Anyone watching Pokemon?

aeiou

proof, faget

I want to give a shoutout to John Madden, my inspiration

Post maral nudes please someone

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>RE4 run and the banning of Ben
wait what the fuck happened that got ben banned, i thought it was just the streamer being a memer

I am.

I'll switch over if you hold my hand during it user.

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What is the best pokemon game and why is it black/white 2?

>true any%
>uses a character you need to unlock first

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I'm switching back over to it.

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made tranny/furfag jokes

No

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Just one second guys. I'm preparing to construct the next thread. Just hang on. It will be worth it.

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there is only the cum swallowing video

I wonder if I can speedrun Full Spectrum Warrior

The video didn't record well so i kept playing until i got a better time. I'm converting a 14:02 run now

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>any%
>EST is 4+ hours

Of all the pokegames why run this?

When 'tisms collide.

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migrate:

Looks boring

You are a full spectrum warrior

dilate

She is fat now but still the empress

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delet and do it again

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>cute
thots like that already did things that would make Stoya blush. stop worshiping these whores

>tfw never played
Always heard it is really good