Heartman's heart stops every 21 minutes...

Why is everyone crying in this game

They're PC gamers

Source?

>this happens every 21 minutes

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beat Morrowind twice

>not being chicken nugget man
>forced to eat 1 chicken nugget every 21 minutes or else heart stops forever and you search for a chicken nugget on the other side.

thats pretty sad, cant even escape his shitty existence by dying, because dying is the cause of it

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i don't know why but I did chuckle

>Lmao this guy is full of shit
>Checks Morrowind speedrun record

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Wait, what? This is actually a Kojima character?

> well ACHUALLY you can beat Morrowing in 3:05 according to Google so you can beat it many more times than twice

Lmao

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Agreed, his games are weirder than ever but also somehow more boring than ever

That cover art is dogshit

>it's another "Kojima tries to write a deep story but it has zero philosophical depth and it relies on cheap emotional moments" game

Any of the official posters look better than that cover art. It's incomprehensible to me how this happens so often. It's like companies/marketers are so afraid of anything that looks unique, that they must go out of their away to make their game seem as generic as possible to ensure the average consumer the product is a safe bet.

The worst part is that the typical box art for the NA market is used everywhere else in the world.

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All I wanted was a nice story in a mgsv type game. Why did he have to make a walking sim? WHY?

>Heartman
>Has heart problems

Oh man, this is some MGS2 level writing right here

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I dont think you know what a walking sim is

>skull face
>face looks like a skull
3deep5me

>fatman
>is fat
>is a man
WOW KOJIMA SERIOUSLY?!

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Underrated post of the week

>Sniper Wolf
>snipes people and likes wolves
Fuck, his writing sneaks up on me sometimes.

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>Revolver Ocelot
>fond of revolvers and ocelots

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

I wanna hump her like a wolf if ya know what im saying

So...pretty much ever since Policenauts, eh?

Realtalk it has something to do with being allergic to the ghost people or something

21 minutes also seems to be the length of every fucking anime show.

It seems the developers are abusing something here. Perhaps they are creating a feedback loop with the audience. Play for 21 minutes. Relax for 3, and start it again.

Kojimbo really wishes he could be Anno

If Kojima made a character based on my he would be Cantgetpussyman

Where's the "only on PlayStation" thing?

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Yeah, as opposed to
>Vamp
lol

Based

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>Ocelot
>Russian agent named after an American mountain cat
>Turns out he's a double agent for the U.S. President

I too saw Crank 2: High Voltage, Kojimbo.

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It sometimes gets added after the fact.

100% agreed.

>Sundowner
>You fight him when the sun's down
Now thats what I call kino

>Hot Coldman
metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/Hot_Coldman

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Why do Kojima's names in Death Stranding sound like him trying and failing horribly to ape Suda51's names?
Why do names like Trevor Pearlharbor work but Die-Hardman don't?

knowing Kojima I'm pretty sure he named it after that really obscure Woody Harrelson/Michael Cimino fillm

Neither of them work.

Kojima did the whacky names long before now.

Have you even played any of his older games you fucking poser?

Every time I think this name is a joke, I remember that it was actually used.

I think Kojima would had called snake smokeman if he was a brand new character for DS.

>hiring your favorite director to play a character
Kojimbo's Hollywood dicksucking is getting out of hand

I don't even know if Kojima came up with designs or even names of World Marshall Desperado

He had pretty much nothing to do with the final game of MGR

I really doubt Refn is his favorite director. Its propably Kubrick.

The NMH guy's last name is Pearlharbor?
That's fucking hilarious

No, that's Travis Touchdown. Trevor Pearlharbor's a character in Killer 7.

Both are pretty high IQ comedy

>Col. Radio Fake-man

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>Anime Hackerman

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One of them knows how ridiculous their names are, the other doesn't.

>Did I ever tell you I had a sister?
>Well, a step sister anyway...
>Manga...

Cope

you do not die just because you heart stops.

Next you're going to tell me the recessive genes aren't necessarily worse.

he does...in a hard way

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>Skullface
>His face looks like a skull

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SON