ESA Summer Marathon

European Speedrunner Assembly

stream1
Now: Portal 2
After: Grand Theft Auto III

stream2
Now: Garfield: Caught in the Act
Later: Gunman Clive 2

twitch.tv/esamarathon
twitch.tv/esamarathon2
esamarathon.com/schedule

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/s53UFMeg
youtube.com/watch?v=tHnZphCBWTA
twitch.tv/geurge
youtube.com/watch?v=0-aKqp1kzKg
twitter.com/eljesT_
twitch.tv/videos/455394943?t=40h06m34s
twitch.tv/videos/455394943
twitter.com/Diamond44444444/status/1153318357350912006
twitch.tv/esamarathon2/squad
youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfQQiwUKKo&list=PLvNp0Boas7228Oo32FVb_Hl1NhvfKVmG2&index=86&t=0s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

natty?

this thread is a drama free zone

RATES:
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

How do I achieve this mode?

First for naggets

fuck videogames

Big fan of the donation reader

Now where could my run be

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ESA is based

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Nice hairline Caleb

Threads are officially worse than SGDQ. How did this happen?

Staff overreacting to a shitty yet banterfilled run

You posted in them.

What is Susan McNuggets even talking about? I didn't hear any gay jokes, not even one

Trannies

where are my /garfieldbros/ at
youtube.com/watch?v=tHnZphCBWTA

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Faggots crying because some retards got banned.

banning gay jokes isn't very inclusive

There was a gender-ambiquous person on the couch

Make sure to watch out for my OSRS Ironman Champion's Guild run lads.

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Cheers! To gamers!

nigga's smaller than Blechy

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gta3 canceled?

RE4 will forever be tainted now.

seconeding my own comment

cancer twitterfaggots ruin everything they touch

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>they removed gta 3

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How was Silent Hill 2? Any nuggets donation?

Can't wait for the OSRS run! Good luck with it.

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*NG+ RE4
FTFY

motherfuckers

Blechy is the only midge who doesn't deserve to be used as a basketball.

Good enough. That's a shit category, anyway.

Wait why?

hot wings @ esa

twitch.tv/geurge

why?

He's too heavy to be lifted. All that knowledge about hundreds of different speedruns weighs him down.

What a stupid fucking category

Wow it's true. It should be after Portal 2 but it isn't there on the stream.

Isn't the umaru runner on Esa?

Why is GTA3 removed from schedule?

looks comfy

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who's this girl ?

>no nuggets
dropped

It's strange/ It's on the schedule but not on the upcoming runs on stream and the announcers just a few minutes ago mentioned it was coming.

>girl

just got unbanned lads

twitch or 4channel?

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>Garfield run on a monday

It's perfect desu

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>girl

literally who

Yea Forums
me

youtube.com/watch?v=0-aKqp1kzKg

>Naegleria
>ChinChad
Based

lmao how the fuck can you stay banned on Yea Forums

WHO IS THE BLACK CHICK ON THE CHAIR?

fuck you man, I suffer from the same fate.

>implying
It's all the trannies here seething and starting shit, soon they will leave.

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naegleria

Piccolo daily dose.

For how fucking long is that disgusting tranny going to he there what the hell

based metako

what did jim davis mean by this?

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Look at that nigga trying to keep his legs from shaking

Doesn't this depend on your ISP? I know my shitty ISP router makes you keep an IP for ages.

Mercykill this trash

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barbiexedge
She does escorting too I believe.

What he fuck are they doing

this portal stream is trash

you had one job

Oh her. thanks user

>goat speedrun purged from their twitch channel multiple people banned
>tranny on stream
well this shit was fun while it lasted

SO BAD LMAO

>nibbas jumping up n down
>not even making a funny commentary or anything
0/10 run no matter what they do afterwards

Building the speed for 12 hours

She was definitely sure that to become an idol in japan you had to fuck salarymen for money on camera.

thoughts?

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Why do people keep submitting runs like this that clearly aren't marathon safe?

whats happening i cant watch now

we did it 2ch

That's what you get for not watching Garfield.

>Choking this early
Gonna be over estimate?

FUCK TRANNIES FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU SICK FREAKS STOP POLLUTING MY HOBBIES, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Susan trying to start a smearing campaign against chicken nuggets
What else are you supposed to do with all that "bad meat"? Based kids not letting perfectly edible food go to waste while decadent boomers make a drama out of it.

>not watching chadfield

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where was this awesome dude during SGDQ? Did I miss him or did he just not attend?

Who let Michael J. Fox handle the fucking camera in this spicy room?

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ngl, would smash.

Blechy spends a lot of time in the lab.

while waiting for that speed build i looked up the troon
twitter.com/eljesT_

>trans female
>lesbian
so this nigga is straight he just wants to be the little girl

who bitch this is?

Yeah I would hit that

>4 hours estimate pokemon run
WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT

>

was it really that bad and is it worth it to watch the vod?

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>adbl
Yeah he want to be the little girl.

they deleted the vod so hopefully someone uploads it to jewtube

Me after GTA ends.

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it happened

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No, it's just some guys having a bit of banter. No one is offended and no scene is made

There was nothing bad about it aside from being cringey. Nobody who had the right to be offended was actually offended. It's only people pretending to be offended on behalf of other people that raised their voices to try and gain some virtue signalling points.

just arrived. what happened

bruh, bad news for you then

>they deleted the vod
Fuck, did anyone save it

what happened?

You're doing yourself a favor not looking into it.
It was incredibly sad, and not in a fun way.

>nsfw(15+)
What in the actual fuck how does twitter allow this?

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can't banter anymore because snowflakes get offended by dark humor

JIHAAA

>Switch

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Everyone there was having a good time.
It was fun.

This. Pictures western society pretty well actually, things are so good people have to pretend to be offended on someone else's behalf. Twitter was a mistake

>people trying to play mind games in the spice challenge to make other people give up

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dude, twitter let trannies post videos sucking dick and even worse stuff.

you are watching the tr*nny-free stream, right user?

Se the second half of this thread:

Nothing happened to the GTA3 run.

I missed it, someone make a tranny joke or something?

Proof?

>The age of consent in Sweden is 15
Time to book a plan trip amigo.

they made gay jokes about the indian fortnite dance guy

>adbl
isn't it supposed to be abdl?

>> just arrived. what happened
FUCK OFF, STOP SHITTING THIS THREAD WITH THIS RETARDED DRAMA. READ 10 LAST THREADS THAT IS FULL OF PEOPLE BITHING ABOUT IT

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gainer fetish. Everything but...

anyone mind giving me a quick rundown on the zero situation

fuck if I know, I'm not into that

I wish they could delete it from my brain.

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But that takes effort

Oh have I missed something? What drama is this?

It's still there twitch.tv/videos/455394943?t=40h06m34s

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this. We're clean now.

there was 1 gay reference about zeroo kissing a dude and later on they commented on how he was distracted by the man's hips and laughing.
I guess they took that as gay-bashing or something.

What's with the announcer, is he a

no they didnt
twitch.tv/videos/455394943
~40hour mark

>thread obsessed with drama
its fucking high school all over again

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Nugget guy went nuclear and stormed the TLOU stream yelling incoherent shit before the boomer there bodyslammed him.

>the age of consent virtually anywhere in the world except for a few US states and Africa is 14-16
>and then there's Mexico, where it's 12

I dunno why the internet is so hung up on 18 to be honest.

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>"spicy" wings
Lmao white people

>goat speedrun purged from their twitch channel multiple people banned
which one was that?

The run was a comedic disaster, but I didn't see anything offensive about it.

don't make me fact-check this, please

thread's will nearly always go down the shitter when the main stream is a snoozefest

twitter.com/Diamond44444444/status/1153318357350912006
>Run gets deleted and ESA makes a public apology promising to ban them from any further runs because they mentioned the hacker known as Yea Forums
Why are you guys so full of evil and hate?

Yea Forums is like a load of old bags gossiping because they have nothing better to do with thier lives.

they probably just wont upload it to youtube

I'm sad the couch was banned and not the runner. Zero ruined the run and the couch made it somewhat watchable, they don't deserve this.

I'm pretty sure if you look at pornstars twitters there will be hardcore stuff there.
I have seen many profiles with loads of porn on their feeds.

>no JIHAA
feels batman

Yea Forumstard runner and couch shitposted irl and got banned from appearing on stream for 2 years for it.
It was the RE4 run.

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i'm still downloading it just in case

Stream 2 is comfy af right now. Kinda nice to be just 100% run and no bullshit

fix the fucking audio

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Thanks for the thread link so a newfag zoomer forgot rule 1 and 2

god body
forgot about stream 2, thanks

>no fat people at ESA except the American streamers
What did they mean by this?

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Well that's what they get for being the couch.
Learn to pick your runners.
Yeah, this is alright

They got banned for not wrangling their tard properly. Zero will be relocated to a decent zoo now or put to sleep..

Look at her mirin that lad

I don't care how degenerate bigjon is i like that guy

god i wish that were me

It was ''bad'' but nothing was offensive about it and the runner with the couch were having fun with each other throughout it. It's worth a watch if you enjoy the couch shitting on the runner and runner going past and beyond meming like a sperg.
I have a feeling the run has a different feel to it being VOD and not live though and I never want to watch it again ever again but during the run I felt like it was amusing entertainment.
No one deserved to get banned for it.

Usually I wouldn't be fazed by any sort of happenings on marathons either and ignore things I don't like but the ban of two fun guys from a event unjustly is just so fucking wrong to me, it's affecting my enjoyment of the week, why did this have to happen..

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how do you become shaped like this. its like that pic of BigJon with the DK drawn over his stomach except backwards

Damn that arcade actually is impressive

I think that's the consensus here. He's a cool guy, but it's shame that he's literally killing himself for his stupid gainer fetish shit.

Oh no I missed gladOS posting.

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I want to fuck Wilbo's twinky boipussy!

ESA is turning into AGDQ

anterior pelvic tilt and eating like shit

That faggot punchy playing arcade.

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Did they get banned for what they said or for just being associated with run?

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"this world needs more cute queer girls, and a normalization of polyamory. oh, and the downfall of capitalism too."

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what the heck is happening

good taste user

euro tastes toothpaste for the first time

>Downfall of capitalism
>Doesn't acknowledge the only reason a hideous being like this is allowed to exist is because of capitalism

what the fuck is that thing in the middle of the runners

gta 3 died for this

esa died for this

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Nice they have a Eurovision room.

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Apparently what they said, behaviour or some shit

pretty woman

Damn I missed the hitman run from based Ruskibro
How was it?
Also I that a tranny in the middle?

look at that chinfat
HAHAHA

gdq subversion agent

Hey guys... did you hear about [thing that you've all heard about and I know].

see

gta 3 is still happening though

I feel bad for GreenalinkSDA's run. Nobody watched him, no one in the audience..

Bet he eats too much McDonalds Chicken Mc Nuggets.

How did video games become a normie thing and lifting weights a nerd thing?
The shift happened so quickly

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>people actually thought ESA wouldn't eventually become GDQ 2.0 given enough time

when are you all going to learn

when trannies take over something that you like, you can't just say "well that's a lost cause" and move on to the next hoping they won't follow you

because they WILL follow you, all the way to the end, until you don't have anything left

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Hitman run was fine n' fun. Go watch it when you can.

>the best way to fight against people that hate gays is by surpressing them
Why? If they are the community and they hate gays what right do people outside of the community have to enforce their rules?

he prolly has a one of his "bi" gayboiz shoove them up his ass and then they eat it together

don't worry user, i watched it because there were no trannies on screen

Wait I just got back wtf did I miss???
Did they ban the res evil 4 crew?
That shit was hilarious.
They really are turning this into gdq, so fucking weak. NO FUN ALLOWED

i heard about it TRIPS

I watched it.

ESA without Maral is souless

just finished watching, it was breddy gud

you tourists do realise there was a tranny run last event right

Here's your (You), faggot.

>speedceling
What was the reason of going overestimate

he meant /pol/tards are brainwashed, stupid and believe everything they read about other races inside their little echo chamber

idk but he keeps fucking up that may have something to do with it

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4 hours of pokemon X coming up, bros. Hope the commentary is good, this is the kind of shit i love.

oh this post is peak irony

all this choking

this is your first ESA and hopefully your last

>Most arcades in the UK are pretty shit
Arcade Club was a fucking blast though, shame they're like 5 hours away.
God I want to go again.

This nog definitely wears some kind of materiel under his clothes to give him that shape. This is just unnatural.

That didn't explain a single thing you dumb fuck. I asked what I missed, not for a you from some cocksmoker.
Go shave your neck faggot.
What was so "evil" about res evil 4 run besides it being goofy as fuck?

Lewd pokegirl dump WHEN

kfc commercial. god i hope that happens during susans run.

I really hope it to be good. I'm gonna be seeing stream 2 all day, anyway.

>subtle butt
>no tits

ONE JOB

Here's another one, I'm feeling generous.

Let's hope.

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Are we gonna have GTA runs without any banter?

>ads

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I'm this close to watching a 4 hour pokemon x speedrun, what the fuck is wrong with me?

these upcoming runs are TRASH
perfect time to sleep

I'm gonna wrap my penis around your throat and you with it like a piñata while watching ESA.

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go read last 8 threads faglord, it has been talked nonstop since it happened

this is your second year watching esa. stop replying to me and watch it while you dilate

>GTA3 IS next
Had a feeling it wasn't cut seeing as it was ever gone from the site schedule.

I see them too despite all ad-blockers being up-to-date and even Streamlink does fuck all about them now too.

GTA without ryedawg and ben just isn't that same
thanks you fag zero
i know you're lurking you autismo

i want to FUCK that Pokemon

>bigjon in sweden
>guten tag

What kind of time limits does ESA have for submitting RPGs? Could someone run, say, Dragon Warrior VII which is anywhere from 13 to 18 hours?

>Streamlink does fuck all about them now too.
They literally fixed that shit months ago now.

fuck off ben

Is this a vampire?

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More like Gluten Tag

People getting offended on behalf of the runner.
ESA wants to transition into GDQ so they have to weed out the banter first.

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It's me.

Hey, Blechy is cool.

*tips nuggie

Germany owns Europa.

You can't use that word. It's our word. But you can say vampia.

> bbf

mental breakdown incoming

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Wait really? Fuck, guess I'll update it then, thanks user.

Literally just having ublock fixes you seeing ads you plebian. This shit always get fixed within a day or two

>comfy pokemon
vs
>comfy GTA

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Fell asleep during Hitman. Did anything top RE4 yet?

They had a 12 hour Final Fantasy run on stream 2 at one point I think.

I HAVE ublock yet still see them.

>played a Company of Heroes game
>missed Portal 2
HOW GOOD WAS IT?

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why cant Germany own me ?

Gta shits over pokemon

comfy gta ofc

big jon is big

I thought the word was Kindred, my kindrah

the fuck is going on

shit

>retarded meme spoutter ruins everything
this is why you hide your power level unless you are with peple that can understand the Yea Forums memery. even people who frequents this place gets mad when you publicly mentions it.
because you don't look, cool. you look like a fucking retard

ass > tits

You don't have any good filter lists enabled then. I have NEVER seen an ad on twitch or any other site.

me two years from now

Good taste, probably a better experience than watching Portal. Might pick that game back up.

GTA is always better, in particular because of all the stuff that can fuck over the runner

Every current gen game gets forgotten in a week or two as they are all so boring.

I thought it was vampyr

>BigJon plays as Luigi
Based

BigJohn4u needs to cut a bit.

What the FUCK is going on with BigJon's shoulders? My nigga looking like Quasimodo

I think he lived in Germany for 10 years.

Oh boy, another I Wanna Be I Wanna Be the Guy let's play

>4 hours of pokemon
Guess it's folder organizing time.

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>15 minutes to get your starter in SM
the fuck went wrong with pokemon

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its time

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that's just britbong slang mate

fuck off I'm on nofap

its became shit after gen 4

GF ran by incompetent devs

>She will get Blacked by Black.

GF wants to force shitty stories into their games. Its worse that you can't even check the nature until another five minutes worth of shitty dialogue.

nofap is temporary
pokegirls are eternal

gen 5 was good. It went to shit when they kept adding stupid gimmicks

i have this feeling like bigjon is a word away from saying something that will get him banned.

just got out of a conference with my benis, you can post your sloots but you talk about GTA, okay?

Wait 'til you see gen 7. The first quarter of the game is a tutorial.

WHY IS THE PLAYER CHARACTER'S MOM SO HOT?

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WHAT

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isn't every pokemom pure sex?

Gamefreak was a fucking mistake.

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>disappeared because of jokes
>now the GTA runs will be less entertaining

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Isn't someone missing...

post rule 34

you just need focus

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Who wears green condoms?

Because it's a universal rule with all pokemon media

my nigga

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>nintendo will never force gamefreak to actually try

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the name of the city they're in is "Malmö". "Malm ö" means "ore island". Minecraft is from Sweden. The pieces are coming together.

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gen 5 was when we started getting storytelling over gameplay and exploration. so no

more

Nintendo doesn't care so long as the games sell.

>The game tells me to take a Bath
>Which I won't do
Oh no, it's spreading.

What happen

I don't even have too many Gen 6 pictures, but here we go.

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pansear is cute!

this streamer

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I know this is a dumb question but I recently got Pokémon X, haven't had time to play through it yet. Will this run spoil anything interesting or is the plot shit?

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Step up your game pokefags. Post some real lewd pics at least.

Sad but true.

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>pokemon
Fucking turtles in my yard while I'm tryna mow.

>I recently got Pokémon X
I'm so sorry

The plot is as shit as any Pokemon plot.

>pokemon X
>plot

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The plot is shit. Just play for the pokemon.

>plot
>Pokemon

Other than the Team Flare boss' reveal which you might already know, there's nothing truly important to spoil in a Pokemon game.

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I've only played pokémon red in 1998 and the touhou spinoffs but this speedrun makes me interested in trying a newer game, which one should I try?

>Ποkεμον Πλοτ
Dude c'mon are you serious?

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nobody cares, pewdiepie.
go kill your dog already so that yt stops poluting my recomendations with minecraft

I still don't get the point of this multiple missions at once shit in gta 3 era speedruns
Like what does it do

stupid sexy Zaku 1

It's the guy with the crazy orange hair that talked about making everyone happy isn't it?

>watching Pokemon instead of GTA 3

are you for real dude

more like nintendo can't force GF to actually try.

Bingo.

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>watching gta instead of pokemon

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I'm glad people are finally realizing how shit gamefreak is, too bad they don't care!

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So what's the betting on a super cop showing up?

Last game I played was Pokemon Ruby, I actually liked the story in that game, that why I asked....

there we go

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Sorry, I don't like coffee.

>not having had anti-Pewdiepie adblock filters on Youtube since 2012
I haven't seen a single video of his in my recommendations ever. The filters still work perfectly.

>Yea Forums thread on half of the screen
>both streams stacked on top of eachother on the other half
>fappan' to lewds
I have achieved peak /comfy/.

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Why is the XY Gym Leader theme so fucking bad?

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Love the gym leader theme in X/Y

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>gta 3 uses pagers
Christ this game is old

neither does sonia, user

I miss Adam_AK

More like waifufags are just looking for excuses to image dump.

S/S is waking a lot of people up after two lackluster gens in a row.

Why in the fuck would she invite me for coffee then?

they explained it with the boolean thing but basically it just fucks shit up because the missions are trying to cancel each other out from my 0 IQ understanding of it.

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How was /ourguy/ Susans run?

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>good taste in multiplayer game
>shit taste in singleplayer game

wow

also, coh2? what rank are you?

The duality of man

>estimate 4 hours
Kek thats worse than D/P/Pt and people say D/P/Pt is slow.

I want to marry and impregnate Serena

What don't you like about it?

that gen was the last one when pokemon was pokemon
it's now complete and utter schlock where you are the chosen one who can't lose and can't do wrong.

Why are they streaming two different games at once? Do they want to split their viewerbase?

twitch.tv/esamarathon2/squad

I never noticed how giant the moon was in GTA3 until now

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this is why you're a virgin, user

Everything, by far the worst GL theme in the whole series.

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2 streams, 2 times the viewers

Some people still use pagers.

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It's called duping, you trick the game in to thinking you're starting 2 missions at once, you complete one, but the game marks the "complete flag" is "true" for both of the, allowing you to skip the second mission entirely

the idea was originally to have one stream for autistic trannies and one stream for the lads

I think it helps hold attention more. Instead of fucking off because they don't care about the game, they can watch another one that's also raising money for the same donation pool.

People are still gonna buy it though.
Whatever I'll just keep wanking to the pokemon.

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Made the reddit nugget memers seethe so great,

>not watching both at once

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What do you mean split? It's the same people watching either streams. All of it is going to the same place. You don't go to a fast food restaurant and act like they're splitting their customer base by having 2 cash registers.

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Wouldn't be surprised if it didn't do as well this time around.

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X/Y has a good soundtrack, I'll give GF that.
youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfQQiwUKKo&list=PLvNp0Boas7228Oo32FVb_Hl1NhvfKVmG2&index=86&t=0s

I like it.
>More games
>More chances you'll find a run you want to watch
>Allows for smaller games you'd never see run other wise

Doctors on call still use them don't they?

>chibi Serena upskirt while skating is enough to get me going

I lost all hope when LGPE sold over 10 million copies already.

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>europeans clap when someone picks squirtle

Was it in 3 or VC you could shoot the moon with the sniper?

It is the best starter after all.

I liked putting her in outfits with exposed legs and midriff

>Pokemon on screen
>Suddenly faggots spamming fanart
Every fucking marathon.

Of course they are and GF is banking on it. They can and will continue to be lazy pieces of shit for a long time to come.

So you effectively halve the amount of missions you have to actually complete?

Gta stream is comfy

s-squirtle
from kanto!?

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you can only do it on certain missions because you have to "set up" the glitch using a very specific method, and on some missions it just crashes the game after you complete it

My knowledge of it is primarily based around SA speedruns tho so 3 may be a little different

there's a reason /vp/ had to be created

better than the alternative (spamming pics of trannies)

Oh look, Diantha, now she'll fuck off until the end of the game.

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Best you can do it hide them. Or filter image only posts. That's what I do.

gta is a fun game to watch in a speedrun, also most gta runners are comfy to watch

Where are the GTA chads in this thread

/vp/ was created during the Black and White period isn't it?

Why did X/Y throw so many free mons at you?
Almost at the beginning of the game you get
>a gen 1 starter
>snorlax
>A Lucario

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>Soul: GTA3, Vice City, SA
>Souless: All the rest

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I think it was San Andreas

>REEEEE WHY ARENT THEY TALKING ABOUT DRAMA ANYMORE

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Gamefreak thinks (knows) its playerbase is retarded and needs to win the game for free.

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It was Vice City, you could shoot the moon and it would change size

they realised they could just pander to newborn children and kantofags

Starters and Snorlax was to appeal to the kanto onlyfags while Lucario was GF's favorite shillmon at the time.

Snorlax isn't free.

I love Rosa!

im watching GTA what the fuck happened in the pokemon stream

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Guess we really are on nintendogaf with all you fags watching a fucking pokemon run instead of GTA3

Are you fucking kidding me. That was the second best run of the event(after Dmc4)
What a bunch of fucking pussies.
I just went back and read the previous threads and that's some bullshit
ESA = No Fun Allowed
ESA = We're like GQD now :) really "trannies welcome"
Fuck this shit

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Can confirm.

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literally nothing

The trannies watching Pokemon are louder than the people watching GTA

They're playing X, so of course is going to be boring as fuck. At least is not SM.

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I thought it might be nostalgia but I played through Vice City and SA recently and they really are much more fun than the newer games

It really sold that well? That's crazy. I hope that the side games aren't suffering either.

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Why does Claude Speed's outfit look different? Are they using a mod?

If you are on mission, you can't take other missions (including rampages, car missions etc)
But if you pick a rampage through replay (because replays are bugged), you have two mission scripts working at once
You fail one mission and the game thinks you can pick up missions again because it is sure you can't be on two missions on the same time
But the other mission's script (the one you didn't fail) is still going
If you pick up another mission, interesting things can happen
For example, the mission where you must destroy two trucks, you leave the script going, pick it up again and fail it
When you fail, the script despawns trucks because the game doesn't need them anymore
But another script sees that trucks are no more and thinks you destroyed them, so it passes the mission

lucario got shilled for amost a decade, and kanto retardation

Claude Sneed

>Just waiting for some GTA magic

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>corporation shitshows are like corporation shitshows
surprise

Istarted watching the Pokemon run before I noticed GTA 3 was being run and now I don't wanna stop.
Also I've seen too many GTA 3 and VC runs, looking forward to San Andreas though

based

What run is that webm from?

Yeah but they exploded in cheering randomly.

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GTA is shit.

DMC4

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Blame westfags, sales have been steadily declining in Japan for a long time already.

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>side games
They haven't made a side game since Pokken, they're all mobile now.
This series really is in a hole right now.

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SA is the breaking point for me, I've tried 4 a few times but it never clicked for me

What happened? Did the controller break or was he just like "fuck this I do KBM"

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Weren't the japanese bitching about how the west carried LGPE?

>people don't like a memefag that likes to say he frequents a site known for making school shooters
you have to be a fucking retard just like the fatso to think it is okay to say youy know what Yea Forums is in public.
hiding your power level is not just a meme, you massive faggot. specially when the only shit you have for personality is acting like an gringe sperglord like the fag during RE4

>need to choose between Pokemon or GTA and shitty I Wanna Be games
Pokemon it is until the Final Fantasy race I guess.

He needed the controller & keyboard together for early game tricks but he passed the point where he needed the controller so he got rid of it because he doesn't like needing to use it.

$20%?

Chill out you fucking sperg.
Someone's salty ;^)

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Well, they aren't playing GTA, it's GTA 3.

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Could anybody give me the quick rundown on what happened during the RE4 run?

pretty based

I'm just waiting for the inevitable BBF over estimate meltdown.

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yeah i'm watching pokemon too, gtas commentary is pretty lackluster this time around

>all these people asking about camera cycling every fucking time it happens

For just $20, you can add a goal/incentive to the run; they did it during the FFX in February.

Why do they keep running IWBTG fangames when every single one ends being a trainwreck?

Yea Forumstard runner starts shitposting irl, couch (esa staff) joins in, get removed from staff

>Gen 6
Miss me with that boring shit. Can't wait for the randomised crystal run.

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bants and light bullying, a bit of a sperg out
All harmless and taken too seriously

lots of autistic Yea Forums tier bantering
Yea Forums mentioned many times
twitter trannies got offended and complained about how racist, sexist, trannyphobic, etc. it was (none of it is true but these are just words they use to describe things they don't like)
ESA staff want to be GDQ 2.0 so they bent over for them

justice served

>gets mad when people tell why hiding your power level is important
>can only reply with "y-y-y-you mad bruh?"
can't wait for of you retards to get fucked irl even more kek

what is the context for the BBF meltdown you keep alluding to, lad

How long until a donation comes in asking about Ryder's car being blown up?

I just want my mystery dungeon games, I hope they haven't killed those off.

Unsurprising.

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Well done, you got the reference.
Can't do it this run because they're on the main stream

germans have to suffer

Fuck Gamefreak and fuck Fairy types for nerfing my Dragon bros

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Every time he does one of these runs he fails to perform the way he expects and he starts shitting all over himself and apologizing. Then comes into these threads and starts demanding that people tell him what their PB is.

God I hated the mission where you have to shoot down the plane in this game

>muh dragons
Are you twelve?

It's the best type nigga

>run is so boring nobody is even talking about it
This didn't happen during the Resident Evil 4 run!

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His last 2 runs at AGDQ ended bad because he screwed up something and had to use backup saves. Spergs here overexaggerate things.
The run that comes just afterwards is more interesting anyways.

eeeeee

Seething tranny.
Go back to your crypt, nobody cares about your shitty opinion.
You're worth nothing more than a dumb joke reply.
Faggot

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>wife's boyfriends son
LOL every goddamn time

HAHAHA COCKHOLD REFERENCE HAHAHA

>I'm watching with my wife's boyfriend's son
heh

here comes the meme donations

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>wife boyfriend's son

>wifes son donation
it begins

I'll take that as a yes.

dilate

based donator
cringe

Not even just wife's son, wife's boyfriend's son. God damn, anything can get by here.

oh lmao

>wife's boyfriends son
It's still funny bros not gonna lie

ok, THIS is epic

if incontrol died at 33 how long does big jon have left?

sup tekkie

that synchronized facepalm by frew and josh at the dono was great

tried tooning into this but the presenters are so fucking ugly. like... more ugly than usual for 20 something white gamers

one week

What did he mean by this?

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>ITT: newfags who weren't around for 4 hours of unfunny wife's son donations last time

t. has a step dad

I don't get why people dislike X&Y so much, had a healthy selection of Pokémon, some of the best features in any Pokémon, great breeding QoL changes and looks pretty charming as a first 3D game.
I never think "it's too easy" to be a valid complain, no one plays Pokémon for the story or single player, you just rush to the end, breed your favorites and play with your buddies.

...

they are always funny faggit

No, they aren't.

Mods literally don't care what they say in chat, huh?

>please laugh at my donation!

Probably some lesbian tranny

Not when they inevitably turn into WATCHING WITH MY WIFE'S DOG'S SISTER'S COUSIN'S UNCLE'S CAT'S HAMSTER'S BOYFRIEND'S CARETAKER'S SON LOL

t. Fairy type main

ESA is actually fun, people got used to NO HURTING TRANNY FEELINGS kind of rules of GDQ.

>everyone he doesn't like he calls them tranny
>thinks that acting like a literal metally retarded kid irl is cool and socially acceptable
>thinks that a grown ass fatso that is 21 but looks 31 doing floss is cool
>on top of that the fatso is losing hair at fucking 21
and then you ask why nobody likes you. go do some irl cringe and turned into a clown monkey already, fatso. that will quicken the process of you an heroing

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>tolly2hot: I don't like Donald Love's missions because he reminds me of you know who (hint: the president of the USA)

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Can somebody dump sexy Pokemon please?

>ESA is actually fun
It used to be. The organizers have recently demonstrated that they are just as unwilling to tolerate jokes they personally don't find funny as GDQ staff.

AHM HOT AN YER NAWT

>ESA is actually fun, people got used to NO HURTING TRANNY FEELINGS kind of rules of GDQ.
they literally banned some dudes who had fun because they hurt tranny feelings

>Corrupt business man named Donald Love
What did GTA mean by this 16 years ago

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WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA

Meh.

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>banned
They've been removed from staff. They're still at the event and still allowed to attend, they just can't read donations or do commentary or runs.
GDQ would've sent them straight to the airport.

still not enough to establish a trend. It's pretty good again, after the dip

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IN THE NAVY

Licking Serena's feet.

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That hint doesn't really help, is he talking about R Kelly?

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MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER

No.

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he never goes to SGDQ

Nobody stated they were evicted. If you're being prohibited from running a game or having a microphone you are banned from participating in the event. Not banned from attending.

I'm busy sorting stuff but I can post one.

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That is literally how bans work. You know Caleb is banned from GDQ meaning he can't submit or even show up on camera, but he can still go there.

CHEESY VAGINAS

good, that would totally distract me from this run

I dont get it so he is watching with himself?

N-nothing... he's just a fake corrupt businessman in a game making fun of a completely fake USA for fun...

IS NO PROBLEM TO KILL YOU

MORE DRAMA FOR YOUR MOMMA

new 100%+ video when Josh!

Sweet

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>has shitfuck RNG the entire start
>catches Hawlucha so fast he's instantly put on PB pace
lol

That Hawlucha catch was pretty good.

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NO MONEY MO PROBLEMS

>He actually for a royal flush

Luxury is the most aesthetic ball.

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> push it to the limit starts playing

I got some aesthetic balls for you

Is XY actually a fun speedgame (By poke standards) or is runner just a Serenabro?

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Luxury Ball is the best ball indeed.

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Oh you.

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Anyone else ever noticed how the quality in Pokemon Doujinshi sky rocketed after the release of Sun & Moon, in this speedrun?

>flying through the foggy mainstreet of Staunton
peak gta soul

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Why does that plane not have wings

Good job faggot you wrote it in chat, please consider gas

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because its a fantasy game

I forgot how nice the Luxury ball looked.

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It got 9/11'd

google what a dodo is

I think it's just a buggy prototype of a plane and in there for just this mission.

It wasn't supposed to be able to fly.

that wasn't me somebody is stealing my posts

migrate

I did it.

>no current run + next ones
shit thread

Somewhat,

Well, that is just pathetic, gas yourself

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