GTA 5 Thread: Casino on the horizon edition

NO MORE BETS PLEASE

who is ready to max bet the fuck out of the casinos and win big bucks while grooving to the only song that needs to be in the game

youtube.com/watch?v=lhuayudiWyY&t

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Is there going to be poker?

No way, that's illegal. Gambling.

I'm confused, is this casino update going to let you gamble then or is it just another "buy property, keep it stocked up, collect money" thing like all the others?

I heard its for GTA online. I've played GTA5 but never touched the online, once the update drops can I jump straight into the casino? I only want to play poker.

Why are people getting so excited over this? This sounds so lackluster

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They already included betting on the stock market in the game so it’s ok if they add poker.

It's either going to be some low stakes shit or it's gonna be even worse than a real casino and everyone is going to lose their money. This is GTA Online they won't let you win because shark cards are still sellinh

Because it should have been in the game since the beginning

This, fuck Rockstar and their pay-to-have-fun online model.

>Can't even gamble with players
>Have to gamble with special currency against AI
I can imagine the AI is going to be turned up to 11 too since you'll probably have to convert your money in to the special casino currency.

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It's disabled for Online, isn't it?
Given that some countries don't have access to RDRO's Poker on the grounds that it's gambling I see it being no different here. It's probably going to be a casino-themed property.

I wonder how the special casino currency is going to work. I don't think they'll keep it entirely separate from the regular currency so they can keep making money off shark cards, but there's the whole gambling deal.

>Instead of loosing fake money bought with real money being lost against other player its lost against an NPC
Whats the logic here

Just don’t let people from those places access the casino. Done.

They're in control of how often you're allowed to win. If you're doing well, they tune the AI difficulty up and rinse you.

YO LEMME GET FIFTEEN HUNNA ON THAT 0 CROUPIER I'M FEELING LUCKY

They said it has 3 card poker. No idea why they don't go with Texas Hold Em, the one that most plebs know.

other players don't win as well, the house takes all

It indeed is surprising, they could just copypaste the Poker mechanics from RDR using Hold 'em.

Think that in a PvP game money keeps circulating between players. If it's a match against the machine, no player wins money, and they'll have to get more from you.

Well apparently you don't even get to play against other players, just the AI? What the fuck man, this is going to suck.

where do i find the Yea Forums pc crew?

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On /vg/.