Be best stealth game

Agent 47 is a clone. He can't grow hair and he has no fingerprints.
>no way to mod out bald penis head main character
says who? there's no Hitman modding tools, official or community made?

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I have a full head of greasy, unwashed hair and I defend this

I like this thread.

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Come on, now. What are the chances you shed hair right in the middle of an assassination? A couple of strands are inconspicuous enough to not be noticeable.

It's normal to shed 50-100 hairs per day.

>What are the chances you shed hair right in the middle of an assassination?
very likely

>there's no Hitman modding tools, official or community made?
nope

dumb tranny you just want to replace the main character with your anime girl dont you? now shut the fuck up and go dilate

Imagine if they added mode DLC where you can play as sexy assasin woman and many levels would be solvable simply by dressing as prostitute / escort and offing the targets while you do or seduce them.

I would buy this game and dlc.

Fuck off retarded zoomer, put yourself at the mercy of a firing squad so we don't have to suffer your presence,

>best stealth game
oh yea sure
>Hello friend, I am currently planning to blackmail this celebrity
>I will discuss this loudly on my phone and near a dumpster
>I sincerely hope no one takes my costume to go meet the celebrity in
>fast forward a bit
>Hello blackmailer
>why yes, I'll talk to you in this alley
>of course I'll go and dismiss these guards
>I will make a threat on your life, and then turn around next to this open hatch
>I hope you just leave instead of pushing me inside
>hopefully my guards will have the sense to check on me after this stranger leaves the alley alone
Really revolutionizing what infiltration means

>caring about your character's appearance

go play an mmo, tranny

>hating on 47's looks

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Try playing on master mode next time, she doesn't dismiss all guards.

if 47 doesn't have hair, how does he keeps dust out of his nose? at age 55 he should be dead from pollution a decade ago, especially when he takes contracts in bumholes like India or New Jersey

he has eyebrows and eyelashes, so i assume he has nose hair.

he's a genetic masterpiece

who would actually win, bros? 47 or snake?

scenario?

No? I just want 47 to not be a bald fuck. I mean why not even a wig? Wigs are good disguises.

Snakes fuck up a lot

That's tough, hard to say.

47 would disguise as some anime girl and garrote snake while he's piggybacking 47.

He cute

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Assuming one isn't getting the jump on the other, probably snake, I don't think 47 can survive a microwave tunnel. he actually seems like a normal human, never done anything like take out a metal gear, would he even be capable of that?

let's assume they're stuck in a empty room together. 47 has his silverballers while snake has his socom mk23.

>best stealth game
fucking neck yourself, this empty piece of shit can't begin to compare to actual stealth games of any kind

Special Assignments were trash, hungry for content.

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You underestimate how through forensic folk can be.

What are "actual stealth games" to you?

example? hitman doesn't really have much competition anymore, sadly.

There is literally nothing wrong with a shaved head on a handsome man.

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you're 20 years too late

Imagine being bald!

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The new sniper map is next month, right? Its not good content but its something.

this month, 30th

his eyebrows are painted on

use the clown suit and play suit only/exclusively use the hokkaido director disguise

Oh right, that's cool. If they're staggering the content properly then that means the resort could be in a month or two, I guess?

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>What are the chances
Above 0%, which however infinitesimally small, could happen. Bald=0%

What does 47 do with all the money he gets from his contracts

literally donates it to charity

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dragon dildos

The ICA gets it and uses it for their various purposes. If 47 even sees any of the money it's probably on weapons, tailoring, and basic necessities. Maybe some charity.

I'm surprised there aren't more disguises that use wigs. There's only two, that I can think of.

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He donates it to charity and probably to upkeep alll the suits and guns he has.

These. I think they said somewhere though that his only real hobby is basically being /fa/ as fuck and he spends lots of money on fancy watches.

47 is like that Christian dude ypu always see in tranny porn. It ruins the game for me just like it does the tranny porn.

what

Kill yourself.

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Nobody wants to take your shitty baits, dumb OP

See

Christian is based as fuck, dominating the entire tranny porn industry

He already saw it. He's responding to anyone who takes his bait by implying they are bald, That was his idea for this thread.

Every single time i see that bald fuck i want to die.

47 is a "peak human" kind of deal.

spoken like someone who doesnt do silent assassin suit only

They would probably kill each other unless one of them manages to get some kind of instant headshot. Bad scenario.

Literally peak human with delayed aging, unlike Snake. 47 is canonically 10 years older than Snake yet he still looks like a fashion model in 2019, whereas Snake is an old man.

Snake actually had advanced aging, making it worse. Sucks for him, since Big Boss aged like a fucking statue.