Enemy can steal your weapon

that's why you use the keyboard, it's impossible to write with a mouse.

All pets besides dogs and cats are lame and aren't worth owning.

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>clearly not a mouse

>enemy takes control of the camera

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Why are catfags always so defensive about people having other pets?

>the nigger way

Obsessed and rent free

>beetle's grip releases
>knife falls into hand

What a retarded animal, what would a hamster even want a pen for

>game has merchants

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I owned a hamster, cute thing but I was scared of holding him. One time I bought a hamster ball for him and let him roll around on the floor for a while. 2 days later he got sick and died. Maybe the hamster ball was the cause? Or breathed in dust from the floor?

>implying american
literally obsessed

to write his memoirs

>americans literally let their houses be infested with mice
>ops pic is of an europoor's mice infested house
retard

Look at those photos, he is way too white to be American.

how would you defeat him?

>Tight spaces increase aoe damage

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>Raccoons tried to steal my fishing pole away
Fuck off Tom Nook how am I supposed to repay you if you do that?

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>Obsessed and rodent free
Fixed

Cute kitty

I wanna know who the hell makes tiny model bottles of water.

Correlation =/= causation.

>Oh, a hunter.

Cats brainwash people into subjugation.
scientificamerican.com/article/are-cats-responsible-for-ldquo-cat-ladies-rdquo/

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>hub world npcs ostracise you

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Too fucking funny.

Zyklon B(rap)

Arts and crafts stores like hobby lobby and michaels sell miniatures.

The fuck is that booth

>gun has nearly 100 shots per clip
>shoot 1 (one) bullet
>reload

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What an idiot

Rent free

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it's actually ridiculous that this little guy has enough grip to hold that big ass knife

>clip

>always reload religiously, even when it's unnecessary and risky
>despite that, still sometimes run into a room not realizing I only have 2 rounds left

There have been so many times when I could have cleared a room of guys solo but fucked it up.

It's one of those lame karaoke things

What if it loses its grip and the knife falls down and slices its head in half?

MY BROTHER

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>Drop valuable item for ally
>He can't find it

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>Shut off the lights on someone
>Make a probably offensive joke about it
Is that all he did or is this article excluding some details? I thought Americans were crazy about their 1st amendment rights so seems strange for him to be arrested over that.

natural selection

>mouse sensitivity too high

You can't touch the chosen ones.
>I thought Americans were crazy about their 1st amendment rights
Not anymore.

It's a studio it says it on the door. It's official studio.

>fry with a pineapple

>enemy can steal your girl

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Is this the not video games thread?

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>enemy gives you a permanent debuff

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did you even read the article?

Is he ok?

this is a very unsatisfying webm

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>gonna land on his head
fuckin RIP

S

Rent free and thats a hamster.

Probably. The rope slowed him down considerably.

Look at this stupid bastard and marvel at the relentless, untiring progress of asspain that travels up its spine.

Look closer.

hamster are strange creatures
they looks so cute but they don't want you to pet them

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He landed okay but later on he died from eternal bleeding

>not having 100 bullet clips

>enemy can steal your weapon
>enemy can flee from battle

tvn24.pl/pomorze,42/gdynia-podczas-skoku-na-bungee-odpiela-sie-linia,954759.html
he's alive but has a broken spine and some other shit

It's less they don't want you to more they're scared prey animals. You can't approach them suddenly from above it scares them.

See the damnable, blatant illiteracy, the sheer volume of stupidity, the indelible marks of endless hours of fuming about things it cannot understand!

it's a doggy dog world out there

Hamsters are solitary animals, not social animals.

I'm guessing that's a wild hedgehog

>american
>mouse
Haha...

>eternal bleeding

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>Alert state
>Enemy loses sight of you for one second
>Back to Caution state

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It still doesn't see that the OP isn't American. It's so mentally deficient, so profoundly infantile, that it cannot observe and conceive, therefore, a thought!

Is this where we're supposed to quote you eternal bleeding and pretend to be newfags?

fuckin lol, this is why I come to these threads

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look at the screen, it's written in polish
you're fucking obsessed, nigger.

Yes, lighten up

>eternal bleeding

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thread ruined bye

>enemies are in your food

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>eternal bleeding

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He didnt fly so good

Yeah except he was clearly implying violence against her, which IS against the law.

>enemy goes on a rampage

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>enemies are undesirable to farm

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>enemy is a lovely girl who really just needs a cuddle and a few headpats

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Not clicking that

lurk

>Two enemies in a room
>Kill one but remain hidden
>His buddy goes to an alert state for a few minutes then gives up and keeps doing what he was doing while his friend's corpse just lays there
I don't have a good image for this so just imagine a funny webm or something idk

>he thinks this works anymore

>Obsessed and seething

I'll call it in.

It's pretty innocuous, honestly.

Haha, eternal bleeding! That's not what you think it means! What you mean to say is "internal bleeding!" Haha, user! Haha... :3

how does it not hear the giraffe coming back up and making quite a lot of splashes

>enemy can disarm you

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>it was a mimic
>just close it back
What are some games for this ?

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>enemies can use ALL surfaces

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>enemies keep respawning

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honestly did not see it coming

animals dont look cute so you will pet them you 7 year old

it was like a slab of raw iron
far too heavy
far too thick
far too rough to be called a blade

>enemy can use magic

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Prey

Team up with a crab

have you ever seen a not-wild hedgehog retard

What the fuck is that?

>free replies no matter how obvious it is
cmon burgers you're better than that

>that hook in her lip
all im thinking is OUUUUUUCH!

>enemies destroy your hardware

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why are birds such assholes

>/g/ gore thread

I own a ferret. They're cool but they jump around so much they have this huge huntchback. I bought this huge maze for them too that goes around my room.

Did I go overboard bros?

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>gets called out on being a retarded third worlder
>i-i-i-i was just pretending!
Only digging yourself deeper.

why did you frame those cards? is that a damnation and a hypnotic spectre?

nah man looks fun as fuck

You should add traps and maybe obstacles inside and have the ferrets race to complete it, like a real vidya game. Ferret escape or something.
Put some food at the end of it

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you guys are just precious

Do they sit in their tube and watch you masturbate?

THE ELF BLOOD WILL FLOW FOREVER AND EVER FOR ETERNITY

>animals dont look cute
all animals looks cute to our eyes
especially puppies and prey animals
since they are evoluted to looks cuter

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Not any more

>enemies can sneak up behind you

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>Main villain just wants to live a normal life

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>rogue_vs_warrior

Dogs are such retards

It recognized the chink as a potential predator. No dog soup for you.

I like how the dog isn't like snarling he's just fucking retarded and wanted to play.

>rip and tear intensifies

There is nothing indicating that.

Always seemed more likely to me that it is accidental evolutionary bleed-over of our 'kindschema'. We tend to our own children but also feel compelled to nurture animals which have the same pull.

>game lets you thrash enemies

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they aren't
most dogs are smarter than cats

It's nothing too bad.

They are fun but the bites hurt.

what an absolute legend

Dogfags can't read

That comedic timing on trash bag.

Nah they run around alot.
Yes.
Sounds fun but I'm not sure how I could add obstacles.

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They sure don't show it

in childrens we are attracted to neoteny features
i think is the same about some prey animals

>small nose
>large eyes
>thin lips
>large head

Doesn't mean they still aren't fucking retarded

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Sleep tight, kuwagata-kun.

Cat's aren't exactly smart either so that's not much of an accomplishment.

>eternal bleeding

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CUTE!

If it was turned off it might be salvageable with some new wires
Keyword might. The hard drive is probably OK at least.

>nope.webm

pigs are smarter than dogs

>want to get an ant farm
>dont want to be responsible for the deaths of 1000 animals if I fuck up
>want to get bug pets
>they take several months to mature and then die after a few weeks-months
Its hard

>enemy can be sneaked up upon

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Ant farms are a scam now because they no longer include queens due to some legal bullshit.

>enemies can kill, fight, or eat each other

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Pretty much.
Those things are present in almost everything we find cure.
To say however that prey animals evolved to look cute was my hang-up.

>SotN

American's live in 3rd world conditions to be ''free'', at this point it would be too embarassing to admit they've been lost.

>webm ends before he goes splat

what kind of sick fuck would post this?

NO THE RACCOON

>enemy teaches you life lessons

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I hope that based cat got a medal for his heroism

poor thing
F

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my g-d the...the horror that jew was psychologically gassed right then and there. all of the genetic trauma of the holocaust came rushing back in. THANK G-D the police in New York are keeping these nazis in line. Jokes...what will the goyim think of next?

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Certain breeds of dogs are extremely stupid. Plus cats aren't exactly the pinnacle of intelligence either.

Maybe the idea is for them to look cuter so we won't kill them?

>Enemy steals item
>You can't get it back
>It can steal rare or one-of-a-kind items
Fuck every game that does this

REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF COMBAT

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>Yfw you spend the rest of your life bleeding.

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I hate dogs because theyre so attention craving
They remind me of insecure people
Dogs will constantly walk over for pets and hugs or try to do dumb retarded shit to please you like picking up a paper or licking their arse

cats just do whatever the fuck they want and if they show any sign of appreciation it actually matters

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There are specialized ant farm shops in europe which ship the farm and colonies seperatly. Pretty sure they include queens, because thats what the shop says. I am not talking about getting a 5$ ant farm from walmart

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My cat is needy faggot, suddenly meowing in the middle of the night. It also looks for attention at the worst times by standing directly in my walking path at the last second and getting kicked. This happens at least once a month and it still keeps doing it

raccoons are assholes, but I still felt bad for it

Show me the ferret, faggot

Depends on the breed. Siamese cats are basically dogs. Big dogs like Mastiffs will just chill out unless a stranger appears.

Dogs are pretty fuckin stupid baseline, they just have the capacity to be trained well

>perma-death applies to companions

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>bosses have special moves/spells you never get to learn
>they often kill you in one hit unless you're fully buffed

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That faggot writes like a woman

>obvious bait
>all of these (You)'s
Just delete this site, Hiro.

the trash bag made me laugh what the fuck

They pop out the other side just fine. Maybe a bit confused.

tom nook fucking died

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
IN THE FUTURE...

new york operates under different rules
(they also have the biggest jew population outside of israel)

no it isnt JB

What, you mean like a woman?

because cats either kill other people's pets (rabbits, goldfish, birds...) or get killed by them (dogs). there literally is no in between due to cat autism and catfags hate this because any interaction between their pet and another is guaranteed to cause trouble

that cat needs the tip of the pen to reset his tamagotchi

t. Toxoplasmosis

>party member sides with the npc

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PRAIN SUGAH

This is 10/10 bait these days apparently.

Thats only a risk if youre an unhygienic third worlder
meanwhile dogs lick their owners faces for kissus after eating a shitbuffet and they lick damn near anything they please

is this Silksong?

dude its 2019 Yea Forums, you can literally make a fake twitterscreen shot and get a maxed thread, for even lower effort just claim it was said

>enemy can mime your actions

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no one cares you pussy faggot
go back

No, just mentally healthy ones.

>enemy blends in with terrain

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I see physics isn't your area of expertise.

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>enemy scales with your level

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The 'killer' part of 'killer whale' feels pretty appropriate.

nice.

People who make threads like ''what are some games for this feel'' with a screenshot of some news story should be permabanned.

Bears walking like this is what people who think they've seen a bigfoot are likely seeing

Kek. Based Bojo

>dont want to be responsible for the deaths of 1000 animals if I fuck up
insects are not animals

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Who's that cute girl?

insects ARE animals, but no one should give a shit if an insect dies

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natty?

yes they are you retard

I had a hedgehog. Got him for free as a rescue. If you treat them right from birth they're sweet but mine was a little faggot.

>For her it was the worst day of her life, but for me it was Tuesday.

5 scoops

image the stench

>enemies can use items

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>eternal bleeding
Must be a saint seiya character.

>vegan bread silo

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>enemies can steal your shit

you don't deserve friends if you dont clean your homie's ass from time to time

Is this the /an/ thread?

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>Beat boss
>die of damage over time effect
>have to beat boss again

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Hold up they're making a new season of Happy Tree Friends?

Girls get piercings all the time, a lil fishhook couldnt be worse than that

shut up insect

Happy Tree Friends actually has been updating again the last couple of months

>t. gets mad when whites get made fun of

>not the 4.11mb version
user, i'm very disappointed in you.

>unfazed as it takes a massive trunk up its ass with no lube

nice filename

>charm effects also work on non-humanoids

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>eternal bleeding

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cats evolved next to human, but never in a way that connected them, dogs did. its why cats dont give a fuck who is around in a new environment but dogs actively look at their owner as a point of reference. dogs have intelligence on par with a 3 or 4 year old, but they are highly dependent.

A real human bean

Stay mad eurofag

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>they are evoluted

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Is that Differential Equations? God, i fucking hate that class

>closing doors just because there's a mimic in the room
childhood is when you think exotic matter is kinda rare
adulthood is knowing that mineral material is the rarest and you must clear every room of furniture to horde it in to a big pile and recycle it to minmax your mods

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>enemies can be harmed by environment obstacles

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based

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HOLY PHUCK

puppy dog eyes come from a muscle they evolved solely for human empathy

>game has unusual status effects

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Cuteness is the only defense the animal kingdom has developed that is effective against being eradicated or eaten by humans.
The ultimate defense for now.

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>you will never be that elephant

Poor doggy, but the big fellas gotta eat too

>Every other thread there's a europoor or some thirdworld faggot bringing up Americans for no reason.
>Rent-free btw

Keep it up dumbass the jokes getting old quickly

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>Enemies lose aggro after travelling a certain distance, no matter how close they are to you
hated that in WoW

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Bring more macca next time

>Oot vendor theme

are lizers like this good pets

can somebody explaint this fuking thing to me

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>Quicksand Cache

You have to go back

You won't need an explanation in a few hours

I would imagine that person just shit their pants.

I forget the name of Yogi Bears kids name. But that webm reminds me of that little faggot

*ahem*
PLÄTS PLÖÖÖTS :-DDDDD

That wasnt the designated shitting street, but it is now

made me laugh

It's Araki eating a donut.

SUCC

>Enemy can easily bypass ladders

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get some bee hives. bee hives can mostly take care of themselves.

>enemies exist in limited numbers and never respawn

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Thats the toxoplasmosis taking effect

>enemies come in several types and subtypes

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i don't blame him. i would like to put my trunk on her tits too.

It's Boo-Boo Bear.

god I wish that were me

delet this

>eternal bleeding

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You always say the same about this, i feel excluded from you special boys club

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The best thing about cats is that they eat every bug in the house. Same with spiders.
I have three cats and thousands of spiders, and I haven't seen a bug or ant in months

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Based dog removing chink from the property. You faggots tell me that isn't smart.

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bone apple teeth

Me and my daughter

they're lucky tigers can't run well on asphalt.

Bison in RDR 1. I killed all of them for the trophy, then loaded the game and left one solitary bison to live out his days as the last of his kind.

>multiple enemy factions are at war with each other and you may influence the outcome

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tegu are commonly kept as pets, but i couldn't tell you have difficult they are personally.

they want to be on top of the foodchain again

Yesterday I watched my cat slap a fly and lick it off the window
This is a cat that refuses to eat her expensive wet food if it's been sitting in the bowl for more than a couple hours.
I have no words

Orca's are such assholes it's hilarious

Damn, that's the saddest I ever felt for an animal in one of those threads

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The fact there was never a follow up article or if the birds died annoys me

the most amazing part of this is how articulate the trunk is. it's holding the shit AND picking off pieces of it
elephants are fucking incredible

>Game has bards

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Underrated dumbpost

>You cannot play with your friends if you don't have the DLC

Yep, got a Siamese cat myself, little retard does the stupidest things. Will not eat unless I pet him and stand next to him, won't sleep unless he's in the same room as me, and requires he be under the blanket with me or he sits on top and meows or knocks shit over until I comply, he constantly lets the girl cat beat him up and he just takes it, and he licks me more than the fucking dog. still love him though, he also will do some basic commands such as coming over if I call him, unlike the other cat that dosn't acknowledge me at all.

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uhhhhhhh
ok

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That actually looks really cool user.

Apart from humans, Orcas are at the top of the food-chain.

>Elephants are reincarnated humans

There is literally a site for looking up this kinda shit, newfag.

I'm willing to believe one user that said he worked with silos that said the birds came out okay on the other side and that this is pretty common.

Is he ok?

Why would they record this in the first place given I doubt they expected the racoon to be crushed.

>enemy is docile until attacked

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This one is a reincarnated console gamer.

>ok, that's actually kind cu-

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PRÖÖÖH :D

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the man in the picture is a vampire that can stop time. He stole the donut from the woman in the background which is why she looks so confused

cute milker

MILKIES

Yeah, crocbro just brought the tired dog to his home to feed him eggs.

>Eternal bleeding
The medical term is "foreverially bleeding out", user.

>not bright enough to recognize a hamster

KOHTA LENTÄÄ

Well he was indian

Bears are terrifying just like all apex predators, but damn if they aren't hilarious as well. The casual glance he gives to the bus as he walks by is perfect.

I seriously doubt those rocks are capable of still producing milk

Birds are dinosaurs
They never stopped being dinosaurs

Get out of my head, Charles.

God damn this is funny

What's the context of this?

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

for splat

Based Jodorowsky's movie, The Holy Mountain.

Master shitpost or seek counseling you need help

>Hiii wave to the bear xDDDD
Fucking women holy shit

Gmod.webm

Why is there a sudden huge wave of WebMs on the internet being modified visually to look different and add stupid special effects what already captured video? There's one of a kangaroo and a dog, latest one is edited to LOOK violent. Another is the change of water at a tiger zoo and to name one more is tigers splashing water off their wet fur(which is edited to look wet and dripping)

Keep your eyes open lurkers, something fishy is going on. Any deniers dont @ me

Video with sound?

>escort quests

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He was a big guy

goddamn are you me, i feel like a retard when i play shooters because of this

youtube.com/watch?v=bjQRTFX1Lp4

I'm curious, where have you been seing those? Any thread up on wsg/gif?

Based Poland does it again

No seriously, the weapon-stealing mechanic is great, keeps you on your toes. But holy shit, you can't have a creature that exists to steal shit you need to progress the game with. Not unless you WANT me to kill things, which seems against the spirit of the game.

Fucking retarded.

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You can tell from the replies who are the city slickers and who the had to deal with these fucking coons

>eternal bleeding

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Underrated reply

formerly city sneeders

>returning to a low level area

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>enemies can damage themselves

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I think raccoons are misunderstood. The media always focuses on the 1% of stories about raccoons that end up in bad situations but they never show all the friendly encounters with humans and our community. Raccoons are our friends.

>Let hamster, Zippity out of cage for a couple hours while I do some reading, give him some slices of fresh tomato as a treat
>After some time I doze off, and awake to the sound of my computer going KKRRR-ZZZT and shutting off as smoke billows out of its case.
>Panic and open it up to see my hamster had somehow slipped in and chewed into the cables until it shocked itself and died, curled up in a little ball
>Inconsolable with grief I put him in a little box and carry him out back to my garden to bury him
>Dig him a little hole next to my tomato plants, and turn away to grab my shovel
>Return seconds later and find the box empty. Panic and wonder if a predator stole my poor dead hamster before I could even bury him
>SNAP
>The ties holding my tomato plant up snap and a whole vine tumbles to the ground
>Zippity is clinging to the plant taking a fat greedy nibble out of my ripe tomatoes
>My hamster destroyed my computer and faked his own death just so he could get into my garden and try to steal my tomatoes

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>You're a gamer when
Did you really frame that T?
I wanna be friends

i laugh my asshole off but also i feel sad

i don't know he is just taking a nap, right?

Is that el chapo?

yeah, a forever nappy

Looks like mexican TB.

>or if the birds died

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Even if that is true, he doesn't press charges over it. That alone makes him an infinitely better person than the kike bitch.

>that twirl at the end
That's what you call break dancing.

My freinds dog got eaten by a gator they dont give a fuck

>eternal bleeding

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One of my cats absolutely refuses to eat cold chicken. anytime we give him wet food that has been in the fridge and it has chicken as the main ingredient, he outright refuses to eat it, his brother on the other hand just eats it right up. We just started giving him his own kind, as it turns out he doesn't care if its hot or cold as long as it has seafood in it as a primary ingredient.

That's a really cute story

Such a good movie

>you can customize your party members

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99% of toxoplasmosis cases come from eating raw meat or unwashed vegetables. Cats only shed the parasite for the first week of infection. Owning a cat isn't a predictor for toxoplasmosis infection.
Unless one eats feral kitten shit, like your dog before it "kisses" your face, you'll be okay.

See, this is what marks you as ignorant. I live in decidedly 1st world conditions, with everything I want for the most part. I live on over 90 acres of land, have central heating and air, every kitchen appliance you'd find in a nice restaurant in addition to the normal ones, a dedicated laundry room, three bathrooms, fiber optic internet, two vehicles, two tractors, a gator ATV, two shops, a wrap around patio porch, full deep freezer, full refrigerator, ornamental and food plants, computers, phones, tablets, pets, perfect health, and no problems. In short, fuck you europoor.

Cute cat.

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A MUH FUCKING XIV REFERENCE

>raccoon at keyboard.png

>Your mom's not home, maybe I could be your mommy tonight?

>our

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Why the fuck are you responding to obvious bait you fat retard

>integral calculus
>in a hetero, non degenerate relationship with a qt3.14
>loved by animals
This guy is a chad if I've ever seen one.

>eternal bleeding

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>game has mechanics you don't understand
>have fun anyway

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why is he so smug bros?

>you can attempt to fight high-level enemies from the start

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>owns a hamster
Nah, that's probably a trap and he's a massive faggot.

what a cute skunk

Neither fat nor retarded. Also, because I fucking wanted to rub in your shiteating face that I'm better than you.

>enemy turns into an animal thread

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imagine being a cat faggot
the chad invertabrate pet owner
liveleak.com/view?t=aPTPw_1529733181

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I for one, welcome our raccon overlords.

>game punishes good deeds

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Fuck you

Fusion ha!

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>That Hebrew on the screen

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Get the poo in loo elephant brigade asap, that fucker is a certified man-eater.

>How DARE she press charges for being harassed in a workplace with racially charged insults! So what if I'm incapable of acting like a decent person! It's just bants!
Can't wait for your kind to get browned out of existence. Can't come soon enough.

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>Tame the alpha raccoon
>Control the raccoon clan

vocaroo.com/i/s1VAAKTwul4D

>muh fursecution

Now this is a joke with layers.

You unironically sound autistic.

Polar bear populations are amongst the highest they've ever been. To the point Eskimos are complaining that there's too many.
Climate malthusians are so fucking retarded.

>sir bearington goes for his daily stroll

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What's this from

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>ignore what scientists say
>source, trust me dude

>fantasy world has bizarre cuisine

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Gerbils are better pets for this reason. Actually social animals

I've seen more of the opposite.
>catfags
>"well trained dogs are okay, I guess"
>dogfags
>"TOXOPLASMOSIS TOXO TOXOZOMBIE YOURE CRAZY IM SANE! PIBBLES DINDI NUFFIN, THAT TODDLER PROVOKED HIM!"

I believe you mean external bleeding

>harmless npc can type in chat
youtu.be/EfT-xwo1f4Y

>potion increases strength but lowers HP

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Sorry Steve, but I'm gonna turn all gators into boots.

>make a sandwich
>turn it into sloppy bullshit you have to eat with a fork

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IRL Resident Evil

>suggesting that website
>calling others newfag
Oh the ironing.

The void welcomes all

did he just drink a bottle of snakes

Don't ferrets stink like satan's asshole?

put me in the screen captain

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It’s to attract even more retarded hipsters to spend 15+ dollars for a shitty meal. There was this restaurant in California selling a shitty egg salad sandwich for 11$

i deeply regret watching that. didnt even make it to the end.

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My sisters hamster, smokey, climbed out her cage one night and climbed into the boiler above, stripped out All of the wiring. Didn't get hurt at all. Woke up to no hot water and she's just sat in the boiler when we open it with an incredibly innocent expression.

Only if you don't neutere them.

>newfags trying to ruin a based thread

Shut up newfag

>Ed-ward broth-er

He should have a little hat with "FREEDOM AIN'T FREE" to complete it.

I'm not really that surprised by the grip strength
I'm rather surprised by the physics, how the fuck isn't that nigga falling over

You can try to fit in all you want, but everybody knows you came here post-2013.

Based
Fuck raccoons and fuck cats

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What movie?

Based

Fuck that makes me angry

This, if anything the current guy in the White House is just emboldening racists to be public about it and it'll make it easier for them to be purged.

Pablo Escobar

All images you see are saved onto your computer somewhere, thats just how viewing images works.
Urban legend dictates there is a 4.11 megabyte image of Japanese mangaka Hirohiko Araki eating a donut but there is child pornography hidden inside the image, meaning it is now on your computer, which means that you are up for being raided by local law enforcement for CP

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Feral jew

You're only proving me right, Shylock.

>eternal bleeding

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>enemy prevents you from healing

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PLEASE GOD WHY AM I SO ERECT

Been here since 2007, dingus. Now stop being a fag and post more /an/ webms.

>Eternal bleeding

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Is there a way to get the blood to flow UP the walls?

Chad cat

Virgin dog

Used to have one that would sit on my shoulder all afternoon when I got home from school, he'd chew holes in the shoulders of all my tshirts and nibble chocolate bars when I ate them, he was a total bro.

Jesus fucking christ. This is a sin.

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>

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Live by the dumpster, die by the dumpster.

Look it up before you project. The hard numbers show polar bear populations are continuing a long trend of growth.

rent free

Reported

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A+ material right here

>eternal bleeding

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The best part of this is his expression, it's like he's morally conflicted but ultimately doomed to commit necessary evil

>Japanese mangaka Hirohiko Araki
shit, i've been here a decade, knew about the CP/virus thing but i always legitimately though it was jackie chan

At least the thread was almost over before you stupid newfags came and shit it up.

>imagine being so disgusting there have to be laws preventing people from being mean to you
Fuck off, nigger.

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Hereditary

HEY BOO BOO

Then dont be a fucking frogposting retard in the first place and be treated better

I'm sure it would have been fine with just peanut butter, but chocolate and jelly is a bit much.

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I already know oreos and orange juice is boss as fuck, so now I want to try those others

>those sausage fingers
you just know

>eternal bleeding

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RIP in peace

COMFY

>dude, trust the shills, surely they're getting paid for telling the truth
Based retard

>party member betrays you

Here:
thegwpf.org/content/uploads/2019/02/State-of-the-polar-bear2018.pdf
Literally published by a climate fear mongering organization so you can't shoot the messenger. Highest numbers since 1973.

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This could be good, but please use your toppings in moderation, ffs. If he cut that goop down to a quarter of that portion, it'd be fine.

It's Dog owners who're the worst I think. My gf reads R*ddit so I've seen some of their shit and it's fucking insane.

>Guy looks for advice about how to deal with getting rid of a stray dog his kid has brought home that they've nursed back to health
>Makes it very clear he doesn't want dogs, doesn't like dogs, doesn't want a pet dog and can't afford one anyway
>Every fucking post is telling him that he's a fucking psychopath and needs to "compromise" by letting his kid get a dog
>Top post, multiple gilds, all those fucking currencies, is "I don't trust people who don't like dogs."

Doggo, pupper did a grow bullshit. It's a freaking cult.

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We must save the polar bears by accepting 10 million refugees and moving our factories to India

neck yourself, edgelord.

why are stealth /an/ threads always so good

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based dog, attempting to save that retard from a life of ridicule for wearing pink shirts

>game has environmental storytelling

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WHY DO DOG AND CATFAGS RUIN EVERY ANIMAL THREAD
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>catcuck flagging

>eternal bleeding

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the normal temperature of earth is tropical everywhere with big deserts in the middle. the ice ages were an anomaly. If humanity wants to stay it has to understand species needs to die no matter what because there's no stability in sight.

trop kek

Whitoids fuck their dogs too.
Their women french kiss dogs all the time and when they are home they get fucked by them even while pregnant hoping their babies will share dog features, and even worse, white males will sleep with female dogs like they were their human wives
You don't need any more proof they come from Satan

I'm onto you, parasite.

I own fish, fowl, cats, and dogs. Formerly rodents. It's the reddit doggo types who are the most fervent and defensive by far.

Cats
>Kills anything within a 10 mile radius
Are
>hunts local wildlife to exinction just for sport
Innocent!
>ruins your ecosystem in mere generations calling for national concern in Australia
Fuck cats, worst animal

Birds and reptiles > cats and dogs

these guys were being fags, they kept getting way too close to the bears and had to keep resorting to revving their engines to scare them away
if anyone else did that shit they'd be fined to hell and back

Wow, thanks for making me sad when I finally stopped being sad

Rent free?

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based cat

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because Yea Forums is good for discussing anything that isn't Yea Forums related there was a stealth /sci/ thread the other day that got deleted that was pretty based. Fuck jannies by the way.

Jews of the animal kingdom

>Literally published by a climate fear mongering organization
no you retard, they're against the fear mongering. literally why they were founded.

You get a 1 month ban for posting gore.

Spooky

The sad part, is I bet a white person wrote this post.

no problem mate, here's something to cheer you up

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For birds, feral dogs are more destructive for anything else.

Based trunkpiller.

Our influence grows.

>Begone_Thot.webm

Are you fucking retarded?

A hero we didn't deserve

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Reddit.

>Find racoon in dumpster
>Try to tip it over so he can get out
>Record it because you're saving some cute little trashpanda

That's why.

That's just so goddamn disturbing

Underrated

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it's an old meme that it's a basilisk image -- weird computer files that melt your brain if you look at them

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>>>/reddit/

had it coming, why do people even risk going near these things? like the retards that have pet bears, it's fucking stupid, a bear swipe or an elephant knock can fucking kill you

Holy shit, a chink Witcher.

COME JOIN ME

But ice cream and onions sauce tastes like sea urchin

Pet bears are safe though

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Because toxoplasmosis gives you brain damage

That's a weird ass looking deer.

Hedgehogs are really stupid animals. Whenever they smell a strong scent, they will find the source of the smell. Being that the smell is from a huge animal, the hedgehog will try to disguise himself around the animal. The way they do this is by licking, nibbing and then straight up bitting the source of the smell, salivate like crazy so they can make foam in their mouth with the scent of whatever it is they were licking and then covering themselves in said foam to smell like the bigger animal.
This makes people think that hedgehogs are like dogs and enjoy licking people, when in reality they are trying to absorb the scent in their saliva, and biting is way more efficient than just licking. Sp whenever a hedgehog starts licking you, it will bite you 9 out of 10 times. The trick is to offer your palm or closed fist for them to smell so they can do their little scent ritual (self annointing is the proper term)
The best way to tell that the hedgehog doesn't really bite to defend himself is the fact that they can ball up almost instantly, which is their main mechanism for defense. The posture of the hedgehog and the laid back quills show that it is ffairly comfortable.
Also, as a dude who had a hedgehog for almost 5 years, and loved it to death, I was constantly reminded of how stupid they are. I miss that fucker tho. Only bit me like 6 times in those years.

it was never cp it was always a screamer virus

>eternal bleeding

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Why are you trying to ruin it with a reddit meme?

Bears aren't safe, catch them at the wrong time of year and they'll tear apart the person who raised them from a cub without a second thought

>eternal bleeding

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God fuck you for posting this again.

I'll try not to think about anything parrot-related for the next week until this melts away from my cerebrum.

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That wasn't the meme at all
The meme was this was around the days after the lostboy.exe scare and other stupid shit, some user convinced others that he embedded an autoexe in the image and opening it infected your browser to make it do a jumpscare
It coulda happened in hours, it coulda happened in months or years, the amount of people that actually fell for it was astounding

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>eternal bleeding

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>enemies can be stun locked

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I always thought there was some hidden screamer

>eternal bleeding

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>no one helps him
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

>Spainards are toads

perfect symbolism

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i've heard it both ways

Convulsions? What the fuck?

My mistake you are correct.
However, the facts remain. WWF reports that there are 26,000 polar bears, which is an increase from the 20,000 of 2005.

Eels I believe

I-It isn't real, right

Is it best that I just abandon this thread now

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>all the dog hate itt
>mfw I finally find others who understand
No tolerance for those loud, ugly, smelly, overbearing beasts. Cat Chads rise up.

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Fucking fat fuck

nah

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enemies can glitch the physics engine

>if you combine sugary, salty, starchy, fatty things together it will taste better!
No. You're just making comfort food.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

People that roll coal are shitbags, but so are cyclists, and only the latter endanger my life and theirs on small back roads, so I approve.

Well if you fucks aren't going to breed catgirls for domestic ownership, we might as well give dogs a try.

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What the fuck is happening here?

>american education

raccoons live in cities and urban areas too, dumbass.

REMOVE CAT remove cat
CAT GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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Two of the most cancerous faggots meet on the road

Big cats usually die of seizures when they get old

Fuck the UK, this shit here is the real OBSESSED

Lmao my outdoor cat brings home at least a bird every day. Based cats killing those winged rats

>Layer cake plays
>You should be greatful

I googled it and apparently it had a seizure after chasing a wildebeest

FUCK DOGS AND FUCK MICE

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Yeah, why didn't one of the other penguins call him an ambulance or something