ESA Summer Marathon

Did you see him try to floss? You can't call that right.

Are there any attractive speedrunners?

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>just in time for Half-Life

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baste

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The RE4 run sucked ass

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what the heck, mega man 11 actually looks pretty good

me. i speedrun Viscera Cleanup Detail

LITERAL STACY ON THE MIC

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The fusion run already happened if that's what you're talking about

They just had Metroid for 90 minutes

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First time watching ESA and what the fuck, their game selection is much better than gdq's. There aren't that many old platformers we have all seen a 1000 times already.

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no. the only one sucking ass is you mr tranny

Let's talk about proto. Apparently ERPing with your bros isn't gay when you are actually a different person doing it.

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Yeah I've mistaken 16:00 with 6 pm

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True but on the other hand all their runners are shit and choke/ go over estimate all the time

not speedrunning
fuck off

I have a better idea, let's not.

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rates:
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

>Busy day at work trying to solve some complex science shit
>CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

go away

Let's keep proto or anything else GDQ out of ESA threads

the only one mentally ill here is you trying to shit up yet another thread. I wish jannies would do their jobs for once and remove this offtopic garbage

He was just an autist trying too hard to be funny and not trying hard enough to speedrun

The banter was good though. I really didn't find anything worty of a ban

GDQ died for the sake of freaks like this

Megaman runner choking hard

Is is true FFXIV is full of tranny faggots ERPing as catgirl?

This is the face of all those "OH NO NO NO NO" and twitter screencap posters

When's the Moonbase Alpha run?

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It's the face of people who reply with one word posts like "based" and "cringe" because they're all phoneposters with nothing original to say.

There's a containment server for them, majority of people are normal functioning humans

I'm gay, but why does this guy have to make up personalities to be super gay ?

Fuck off this is an ESA thread.

*pulls chiggin nuggie out my ass
um acktually

I just woke up, they banned him? He was saying a lot of retarded stuff and toeing the line, bu I didn't think he went that far.

>loads the wrong save

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>not a script
Good start, this gun b gud

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No but they banned based Ben

they didnt ban him. they banned ben and the other guy. zero didnt stick up for them and take responsibility for his spergout.

Ryedawg and English Ben got banned. Zero didn't.

>mfw Euros don't even have speedrunning burgers

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He himself wasn't banned as far as I know, but part of the couch

Cute giraffe

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>zero didnt stick up for them and take responsibility for his spergout.
He's literally trying to explain to people on twitter that it was just inside joke banter and he wasn't offended or upset.

>There's a containment server for them
Fuck, I wasn't far from the truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=XfgN-EzthJM

2 little 2 late

get me an order of buffalo wings

>He doesn't know about the ESA ice cream machine of legends

The fuck do you expect him to do? He's not staff.

>scripted

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Why do i find long necks so fucking sexy?

t-the what

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Just finished watching RE4 run. If anyone got banned for it then it means that ESA reached GDQ levels of no fun. This run deserves slap on the wrist at worst.

Everyone at the venue gets free soft-serve ice cream. All day every day.

wait so it this basically a TAS run?

I forget, what was the general reception for Mega Man 11?

I hope so

>scripted
So this is the run category for people who suck at the game?

twitter.com/search?q=Yea Forums%20from%3ASuccinct_Punchy&src=typed_query
>Yea Forumsirgin got Yea Forumstard banned
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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are there a lot of trans in Europe?

It's for people who value their fingers and wrists because these movements can get brutal on your joints after several hours.

They mentioned chicken. I bet all of my GFCoin that Punchy flipped his shit because of that.

It was literally just trannytekkie and Susan complaining, no fun allowed.

There was a live apology read out by some lanky Scot. They've gone full ass covering on this.

take responsibility. they showed up when the original couch bailed. he could have ( and should have ) been sitting there by himself for that self inflicted disaster. now they are gone and he is isnt. simple as.

Not him but I live in the city this is hosted in and I have never seen one

Ahh my ears

ow my fucking ears

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Ah. I was wondering where the ESA sound quality was.

I want to hold hands with qDTH

He didn't make anyone do anything, you fucking retard. He isn't responsible for their actions. The people there volunteered to be their of their own volition. Are you insinuating that Zero knew what would happen and intentionally planned for it to go down like that. You're going to have to prove a claim like that.

>making excuses because you are bad

I don't run the game. I'm just explaining why some people run scripted. In the end I don't give a fuck.

I only met a few of them. Either a fatass LARPing as a girl or a weeb trying to be a trap.

Here in germany you have cesspools like berlin where every scene fucker is now trans because it's hot. But generally most lgbtq people stick to smaller underground groups because guess what:
A)any part of LGBTQ has nothing to do with the others and is generally hostile towards the others (Gay and Lesbian people could literally not have less interest in the others and both dislike trans)
B)Any sane person prefers to chill with like minded people and not get put in the spotlight for assfucking/muffdiving.

Why can't ESA figure out how to have good audio?

all your friends if you have any probably walking around with knives in their back.

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Bullshit rating. Tomb Raider was on fire! Should be at least in the good tier.

Good, intuitive mixers cost money.

wait, he got them banned!?

They don't have powerupaudio, duh!
Obviously. Even though audio is still fucking garbage in GDQ

Take some time to type English properly if you're going to bother replying. Grow up. Take responsibility for your own actions and stop trying to blame everyone else for everything bad that ever happens to you. It's clear that's how you behave in real life.

*tips nuggie

I don't know I got quickly burned out watching it.

Why does this schedule show all of stream 1 then all of stream 2 instead of having them be side by side?

You need to go back.

why the fuck are you asking me

Poor planning.

*tips nuggie

>lets see if he can get that quick skip
>awww
mm11 in a nutshell

he got in an argument with english ben the day before and then when the re4 run happened he was out for blood

prease understand
web design is hard

What the fuck are you implying? Nobody deserves to be banned for this shit. I'm getting on someone's ass for acting like the runner should have gotten banned.

someone post psychobunny havnt seen her all event

At least they manage to display times in my local timezone unlike literally every big schedule for any other event ever (besides GDQ).

>no donations
Sad

runner sets the tone. runner directs where it goes. no one will ever want to sit next to zero anywhere on camera, everyone hates him now for ruining esa.

>threads are so bad nobody is even doing a robotgirl dump

Damn JP Roll is cute as fuck

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Whos is the donation reader on stream 1. Sounds cute

It's my sister, be respectful please.

You fags are like junior high girls.

stacywinston

I would like to respectfully plow your sister.

what stream are we watching?

What do you mean by that?

>that safety Tundra
Slow kill but a cool one.

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clips.twitch.tv/SmoggyTenuousWafflePRChase

I MISS THEM

KWOXMSOCNKFEKS

Literal Stacy

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gimme a hundred bucks and i'll even dress like one for ya.

I don't give a shit if people want to sit next to a runner in the future. The fact remains, Zero is not a fucking puppeteer holding the strings attached to Rye and Ben. They got penalized because they were out of line (according to ESA staff) because the expectations for their behavior were tighter due to their volunteer status. They marred the brand. I understand why staff took action against them. I don't agree with the severity of the punishment. A simple talking to would have sufficed as far as I'm concerned. You aren't responsible for my actions. I'm not responsible for yours. Acting like other people should be responsible for your actions (which is what you're insisting by claiming Zero should be responsible for Ben's and Rye's) is extremely childish.

I'd fuck your sister!
thanks friend

You've been dickriding Zero for like three threads now.

lol he's literally chib now, holy fucking shit he's radioactive to associate with. No wonder his original couch bailed.

but zero is a Yea Forumsirgin

I've been chastising someone for acting like personal responsibility doesn't exist.

>stacywinston
that's a man.

Forgot how much good energy they had. I am sad now.

punchy how does it feel that you have ruined esa two days in, re-stoked the nugg controversy, permanently branding yourself as " the nuggie guy". no one will ever forget. on your death bed when the nurse brings you your last meal it will be a box of future nugglets.

Imagine being punchy

twitter.com/NotEnglishBen/status/1152630800388644865
twitter.com/Succinct_Punchy/status/1153179247776796672

>It isn't Zero's fault that they got banned, its Susan's!
You fags are hilarious

Probably good, it's literally what he's been trying for years.

>Brand

GDQ tier.

I just explained that I don't agree with what happened. I just explained why it happened. If you look at their "apology" you'll see it aligns perfectly with what I said. The bans were a public image response.

Am I the only one watching this MM run?

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Yes, you are the only one.

20k viewers
yet it somehow feels sadder and emptier than ever

>guy that goes crying to the organizers at the drop of a hat and has an axe to grind with one of the banned runners

Gee, I wonder

Absolutely. We see 500000x megaman runs per year in these few events we have. Sure, half life is played a lot too but atleast it's entertaining.

Sure fucking feels like it reading this thread filled with middle school gossip.

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If I was punchy what would you do to me user?

call you a faggot

>cute
to me that voice is so incredibly off putting

Punchym

you know how i know your a woman real or fake? you dont understand the bro code. if someone is your friend and your behavior gets them in trouble you step up and go to bat for them. especially if they step up when you needed them like ben/rye did. the direction, level of discourse, comfortability with certain topics of the run was the runners responsibility. he directed the conversation to where it went,the couch played along with him and now they are banned for supporting him when the people who were supposed to in the first place bailed.

how was the Octopath run

I have a thing for slavic accents.

RATE BOTH RUNS!

its both

>if someone is your friend and your behavior gets them in trouble you step up and go to bat for them
That's literally what the guy is doing on twitter which I've mentioned twice already. He's trying to fall on his sword but it's not enough for you. You can go fuck yourself for acting like Ben and Rye are witless puppets who had no control over what they said.

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Both seemed good.

Man german runners are fucking boring

>tfw no German bf

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Yeah he's really falling on that sword

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sneak up behind you and place a nugger on your head.

it sounds made up to me and when I am thinking what the person looks like I am not feeling so good

We all know Punchy is posting in this thread.
How do you know you're not Punchy?

technically inbounds run inc.

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She looks like maral.... Sisters?

Self-respect

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How do you guys find this entertaining? It's literally just speed running. I don't have any mentally ill trannies to make fun of.

Sounds like you have issues to work on my friend.

You're not posting the tweets where he's explaining publicly that they were all inside jokes and just banter and that he wasn't upset. That he didn't take anything personally. Obviously this means he disagrees with the bans as he believes they were undeserved, or at the very least deserves the same treatment as them. That's the exact behavior you would want from a bro adhering to the bro code. What more do you want from him? Answer me.

You can just look in the mirror

TTYD 15th Anniversary Community Showcase is on now
/gamesdonequick

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Too little too late. Maybe he should have done something earlier if he actually cared. Now he can be European Chibi for the rest of his life.

you dont "fall on your sword" after the battle is over. you go to the people in charge, take responsibility and advocate for your (former) friends. not "my bad guise" on twitter. thats damage control not stepping up,.

Because I actually enjoy videogames.

>What more do you want from him?
Obviously he wants zero to build a time machine and go back in time and avert the nugget incident which shattered susans ass into a million tiny shards.

>GDQ
>Showcase
No thanks.

>its not Zero's fault, its Punchy's fault!
Found the guy who liked the RE4 run.

showcase this, homo
*SCHWWWINGGG*

stop the drama posting, its boring

Ugh. HL2 will be "in bounds" again. Meaning that "when the skybox doesn't turn black, that means you're still in bounds, except this one time in that one map and maybe other times as well"

You've got a serious chip on your shoulder. Did your best friend fuck your girl or something?

>I don't have any mentally ill trannies
ummm

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HL2 OoB fucking sucks, save warping killed this run

Fucking this.

Despite his appearance, KZ_FREW is not a tranny

Okay by that logic you're a redditor for defending Zero so hard. Do you post on r/Yea Forums with him?

Seconded

please no bully kzfrew

Zero isn't responsible for shit other people do. Acting like he is responsible means you think he knew it would happen like this beforehand and intentionally disregarded the consequences which would make him complicit. Obviously that didn't happen. It's STILL acting like Rye and Ben were not responsible for their own actions. Where are their thoughts and decisions in all of this? Why are you refusing to acknowledge that these are grown men who are in control of their own actions?

>you dont "fall on your sword" after the battle is over
You literally do.
>you go to the people in charge, take responsibility and advocate for your (former) friends
That's literally what he's doing.

You still cry yourself to sleep at night over your school yard bullying don't you? Thin skinned faggot.

Can these threads stop being so fucking gay? Is this really what the rest of ESA will be like?

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More drama pls

Kz_frew is based and Josh has a fat gf.

Probably.

>Do you post on r/Yea Forums with him?
Yeah. What now cock breath?

lmao thats hilarious because twitter was filled with people saying Ben bullied Zero too hard

You've been going for fucking HOURS dude, give it a rest.

>qt charlotte back again

Yea Forumsedditors need drama since they don't come here for the videogames.

no

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Probably.
At best we can hope for is it lasting a few days.

post fat gf

Nobody cares about your runs Susan. They just want to see you freak out about nuggies.

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People who act like other people are responsible for their actions pisses me off. They're children.

This is the most human interaction most people who post here get in the year, they feel a part of this if they partake in the drama.
It's actually really sad.

>Is this really what the rest of ESA will be like?
Yep.
Time to get used to it or hope something upstages it

Fuck, how was Megaman? Can't believe I missed it and watched boring fps shit instead.

Imagine how much that pisses him off

GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!
GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!GIRL ON STREAM 2!!!!

Are you sure you want to see it?

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Is that his mom?

It was pretty good but its not drama so it got ignored.

>This is the most human interaction most people who post here get in the year, they feel a part of this if they partake in the drama.
Nig, please, you're reading too much into it.
People here just like soap operas-tier drama. See it everywhere on Yea Forums whenever something contreversal happens.

ugly bitch

>not having a switch already

At least he has sex. That's all that counts.

It's just the parappa runner. She wears stockings and she's a cutie.

twitter.com/ccuttsgames/media?lang=de
gf apparently

He could score better chicks if he tried a littlle.

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its my gf :)

Quick rundown on that canadian nerd and english ben getting banned?
What happened? If you tell me the run I'll watch it later.

GDQ is running Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

They're back

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FYI Zero is in these threads right now.

Say something nice about him.

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hhuuuummm

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Time to see how long he can go without going OoB.

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why does ESA get the hot trannies
it's not fair

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could be worse but also a lot better.

Is that a......

Cute girl (male) on stream 1

>a tranny on ESA
b-bros..... I thought we were immune

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RE4. They bullied runner: called him fat and balding. Also they made a "suicide joke." And susan was already angry with Englishben

Imagine your only claim to fame being an absolute manchild meme. I'd be angry too.

>le oh no no broposting ellipsis meme
upvoted XD

oh god no. I just looked at the couch

they didnt bully him. he was self deprecating and they played along.

>banning people for having fun, censoring the chat and donations and trannies
Yep it's over boys

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>multiple streams
Great way to needlessly complicate things. Just stick to one stream, retards.

lmao

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seen this run at sgdq. nigger starts flying across the map as high as the sky box allows but it's ""technically"" inbounds.

This is ultimate bald

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The RE4 run.

>tfw no charlotte gf
;_;

>giving it attention
>not just rolling with it

It hurts, bros

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>Probably the most fun Zero has this year irl
>ESA assumes he was bullied so they ban Ben and Rye

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>Defunct brain can't comprehend looking at a schedule
Explains a lot about Yea Forums really.

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it does. she has a qt laugh

Reminder that based France had no trannies so far.

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WHO SAID
>are ((((mods)))) Jews

me

Guten Tag

that girl takes big refugee cock daily

Yeah they have fursuit furries instead

I wonder how Zero is coping with being an undesirable by the runners and staff.

"inbounds"

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Fat girls suck some mean dick

f*rrys > tr*nnys

This. How is this inbounds?

here we go again...

>loading premade saves
This run went to shit fast

Fairy tale. They're lazy which is why they're fat, and lazy women are never good at anything.

Imma gonna be honest here, he fooled me.

>pc gaming speed runs

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hello

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>tfw no stinky french gf

No.
Both get the gas.

>already digging into the console

kek

it isn't premade you stupid fuck

>20k
what happened?

$10 for mutt """"food""""

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>she's 17

Uh oh guys

Not inbounds, get this off the stream.

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Furries are the white man's hobby
They might be autistic but at least they're white

I had sex with 2 fat women and both were some hypersexual freaks. It's fucking weird, in bed they were suddenly super agile and kept it fun for hours.
They are all shitty fucking people tho, and will totally try to mess with your life in one way or another, so don't do it.

Bongistan here. Can confirm that this is a 6/10 in this failed country.

Wie wäre es mit einer Bratwurst an der Autobahn und danach auf eine flotte Nummer auf dem Parkett im Bierzelt?

he literally deadlocked himself after 7 minutes and he had to load the premade save because he failed the jump

legal in sweden

they count inbounds as not being in the black void and having a speed of like 4 units per second, I think

>Yeah they have fursuit furries instead
And what's wrong with that?

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what stream are we watching?

Yeah, first year watching so I'm not sure, but is ESA steadily growing as a event?
In the perfect world it gets way better production and replaces (((gdq)))

the one with a hot girl

You said there won't be any trannies.

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That's like the most german sentence ever

twitch mod banned me for 10 minutes for saying "looking for trans gf"

ESA isn't NASA, where tryhard redditors make jokes about snorting cum.
It's a flexible event that allows fun and banter but you still need to keep it reasonably family friendly because it's always trying to grow bigger with each event.

It was barely 10k yesterday and it just doubled in 1 day?

that would be stream 2. though the run just ended

RATE!!!
RATE!!!
RATE!!!

>No.471325642

Watching stream 2. I've seen this exact HL2 run too recently and desu PC game runs are quite shit. Just looking forward to BBF and Pokemon starting in a few hours.

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realtalk, the tranny is doing pretty good commentary. It's almost like he's just a person talking about speedruns, weird.

FUCK PUNCHY

So neither?

everyone knows that not even tranny supporters want to fuck them they just want the virtue signaling

>inbounds

>Ben and Ryedawg banned
SUSAN WON

maybe he just has long dyed hair, maybe he doesn't think he's a girl

arbitrary category

wow they're transphobic

epic bro!

>that holocaust in the chat
sub mode only soon

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that was comfy/10 on stream 2

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how the fuck is this considered inbounds lmao

yes but trannys and jews goes in the chamber first

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>noclip
w-what

why is he noclipping

maybe he just likes looking like a girl and taking it up the ass but he isn't a faggot

I've only seen a handful of retards banned, because you had the subtlety of a brick.

When's Etriam?

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Is it really Punchi doing all this? I thought he was cool?

who is the girl (male)?

>Women's shirt
>That voice
I doubt it.

RPG Limit Break, friend!

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By fucking with entering the vehicle you can gain control back without losing the noclip.
Same trick as in SGDQ

help me get a trans gf

Stream 2 run? Alright tier.

>Punchi
>Cool
Fuck no, but no I don't think this isn't his doing.

He was never cool

People are getting b& for asking if its a boy or girl or for posting smileys
This is exactly like gdq and you are a nigger.

Once more the retards that run this category haven't changed the name to "no major OOB" to prevent needing to explain the category to everyone for 20 minutes every single marathon.

based

turns out he's a sour looser, who's still pissed about a box of chicken treats

one of the tranny's last broadcasts on twitch is a political debate with someone on discord about the definitions of sex and gender. It goes about as well as one would expect.

This dumpsterfire of a parental failure is it most likely twitter.com/eljest_

is anyone else annoyed how small gameplay window is? whole screen is crowded with all kinds of garbage overlay text. MAKE GAMEPLAY BIGGER!!!

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yeah so cool to get caught giving some random dude a rimjob in the bathroom

>wow wtf Im getting banned for asking if its a boy or girl how could I have seen that coming?
Are you 12?

>shoots female NPC
uh oh...

>mickey on SMS
hell yeah, one of the best plataformers ever.
too bad isn't land of illusion.

FUCKING SAVESTATE SCUM

good

That's gay.

reminder that punchy got so butthurt about chicken nuggies he brought his rage onto the Yea Forums thread.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/385460967/#385461835

>Wanting another gdq (yuro edition)
dial 8, filthy tranny nigger.

>that nsfw pastebin

Nice

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good taste
stream 2 chads rise up

I don't see a problem with that because I know how to hide my power level.

>ttps://twitter.com/eljest_
kek, are the blue haired dykes secretly /ourguys/

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>Hiding your power level
Shave your neck my man.

why can't he just embrace the meme?

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>when you're so fat you wear a picnic blanket as a shirt

How dare you!

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what's a terf

How bad did that RE4 run get?

>SMS
Oh cool.

No more trannies user, I promise

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Fuck I missed the MM11 run, anything notable?

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It was a shit run but it was entertaining to laugh at retards acting like retards.

>MtF
>lesbian
hmmm

its not nearly as bad as people are saying

trans exclusionary radical feminists. essentially its a term to shame a subset who shares all of their beliefs except ones about trans people

Women that are angry that men can be cuter girls than them.

as bad as anything else involving ryedog usually gets

Where's the police report for the death threat? Looks to me like another case of what'chu doin' there, rabbi?

jesus fucking christ

please come back

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>Anarchist
>Lesbian
>Proud SJW

Don't even care about the MtF part, what a cunt.

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still have my SMS3 from tectoy

feminists that identify trannies as the mentally ill faggots they are

It was reasonably entertaining. I didn't see any major issues while actually watching it, just lots of joking about.

Was willste?

i thought this marathon wasn't supposed to be a tranny fest?

IS THIS THE
>INBOUNDS
GUY FROM SGDQ AGAIN?
WHAT THE FUCK

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Vielen danke!
Die rechnung, bitte!

Dressing up as a girl and still banging chicks. This dude is hella based. Literally living r9k's dream.

Hi Lucas

I wake up and first thing I see reading through threads up till now is that Ben and Rye got banned, not one, but for two years from ESA. Just for having fun with the runner during his run and apparently other people including most likely sponsors got offended on their behalf to punish needlessly two of the more nicest guys at the event? I'm not sure what to think even, I thought ESA was better than this. For Ben and Rye, you're cool and Susan can go jump off of a bridge with whoever else had hand in general getting them banned for thinking the run was offending anyone.
This isn't tanoshii at all but time for some classic Half-Life 2.

That's the general consensus I had after the run was over, but after my friend linking some of the twitch chat text to me now, it seems lots of them got seriously offended by the couch during that run which just baffles me, have these people not got any friends they talk with like this?

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>likes interracial/raceplay
>not into males and crossdressing (lol)
dropped

Alright, thank you.

to talk

this faggot is insufferable, just scrolling down its twitter

Wie talkst du mit mir?

Hey du, ich bin nie weg gewesen. Wie war dein Tag? Ich habe gehört du hasst franzosen genau so sehr wie ich. ;) Wie wäre es mit einer kleinen Lebensraumerschließung im guten alten Elsass Lothringen?

>shitty commentators for mickey
not fair lads

>incest

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das war 1 nice reply vong wortverwendung her

- switch (i prefer dom but i love being subby too) - fav kinks is incest, cgl, adbl, omorashi - fav videos: pornhub.com/users/feliciafox/videos/favorites - im a little (even when im domming) - detailed kink list: tinyimg.io/i/tK6qfeL.jpeg - i love clingy girls ((: (im usually clingy af also, so sometimes i tone it back too much and become distant. tell me if you want me to be clingy or not) - i cant take hints at all (woo i have autism) so just be upfront - i'm open to talk about anything, just be open about wanting that - i'd be an exhibitionist if the world wasnt so transphobic

ESA has been trying to ape GDQ for years now. Something like this was only a question of time.

fav kinks is incest, cgl, adbl, omorashi

ADBLock? I mean it's basically cucking in findom.

Which is honestly really sad to me. I thought we were better than this. Edenal come on.

>diapershit

Typical sjw

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>GDQ streaming right now because they're threatened by ESA moving in on their precious donation money

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uhhh..

>Her porn has shit like loli
>All the girls barely look legal
>Pedophile fetishes

GET THIS PEDO TRANNY OUT OF HERE JESUS CHRIST

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They always do this with a throwaway event.

>Shave your neck
>I can't believe ESA staff is telling me to kill myself!

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"S"he sounds based

/ourgirl/ confirmed

>i cant take hints at all (woo i have autism) so just be upfront.
Damn, for a second there I thought he was just a normal guy.

Professor Mcgonagall on the donation desk.

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>Commie
>Tranny
>Pedophile
why do these cunts always come in packages

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Because if you're weak minded enough to believe in one delusion you're susceptible to believe many others.

I wouldn't call that person a "he" even if she insisted

who this?

>fuck im gonna kill myself
Yes, please, do it.

Don't you have that backwards?

She's right though.

RATE!!!!

I'd just refer to it as "it".

Isn't it trendy to be a freak like this in the west nowadays? This person is still very young and will most likely grow out of this phase and have some extreme regrets.

based terfs telling twinks and niggas in wigs to fuck off

Mickey used to have top tier games, now the only game he shows up is a japanese shitshow. What the FUCK happened Yea Forums?

>reading the first few line

If he still thinks like that in a couple year, he's a full blown pedo. It's called puberty, motherfucker.

Oh great so in addition to Zero's shit we've got the retards obsessed with trannies now.

How do you not assume that, all the """raceplay""" and other associated filth is all trannies and chinks

I don't think you actually speak german

>susan won, the thread is totally fucking shit

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Disney killed Disney Interactive.

uncanny

this young girl with a baba voice is super cute

Who is reading donations for the hl 2 run?

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Yea Forums says that DMC5 Lady has a manjaw. Shit works both ways and if someone has a jaw like that the last thing they deserve is to qualify as a man.

It'll die down sooner or later.

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Mutterficker, ich bin deutsch bis auf mein Knochenmark. Auf deutschen Boden gezeugt, gebohren, aufgewachsen! Hütte deine Zunge, Aramäer!

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me

My gf

Yea Forums is not one person.

you cute

Doch.

yup. the one time it would be nice if Yea Forums had jannies/mods

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Gesundheit.

Yeah, next week

Sorry Sir

Danke

In all honesty, a repercussion was bound to happen for that shitshow of a run. I agree that banning 2 persons for 2 years is pretty extreme, but seeing both of them were staff members, seems it was more of an internal issue, rather than a punishment for the run itself.

Yeah when the fucking event ends

What did they do?

I hope Zero gets hit by a bus.

this game is too yellow

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Not him but a slap on the wrist would have been fine as far as I'm concerned. 2 years of excommunication for a chance at being forgiven is insane unless you correct for the severity of the decision with the idea that the staff was irate about these two for something else and were looking for an excuse to be rid of them. In my mind there's no reasonable excuse to go that far for what the supposed "victim" acknowledges is harmless banter.

>HL1 puts the long train ride at the beginning so you can just load chapter 2
>HL2 puts it in the middle of the fucking game

just noticed the first tranny

>17
>already this fucked up
life is suffering

fucking zoomers taking a picture during a run.

HL2's cutscenes are all such ball breakers.

What was with old games and trying to give people seizures at the start/end of levels

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Why do we have to assume a repercussion was bound to happen? We didn't get offended, no sensible person should've, but I digress there were lots of people here during the run too who absolutely hated it, but I think they more than anything hated the runner for it, not Ben and Rye or the couch.
It is definitely extreme, especially when the run amounted to most inoffensive behavior I've seen to get punished for, absolutely retarded.
As other user said, they should've got slapped for it, I guess, but ban of this length? What the fuck?

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Mister Potter! Did you remember to donate to ESA?

half life 2 really aged like shit, there's just so much down time and nothing interesting to consume it

What is it with you posting images like that, trying to make anons fap?

lots of people are fucked up during their teens. It's just that now people stopped thinking "nah, he's just dumb and horny" and started acting like it's a world shaking political issue. Social media and shit like helps with that too.

I bet 20 bucks if he put down the internet he would be a normie wagecuck by 20.

>We didn't get offended, no sensible person should've
Twitch chat for fucking speedrun marathons are not full of sensible people. They're full of autistic niggers who NEED to start drama on twitter over every little thing.

10 dollars for Gryffindor

Sorry for yelling on stream, guys. They ran out of chicken nuggets.

wat

Ah, what?

wtf was that

Sounds like Yea Forums

actually from what I've read the main culprits of whining to ESA has been Susan, Tekkie, some tranny and a faggot called Brossentia

>gebohren

>white man captured a black guy
HL2 looks based

SOBRE ESTIMATIVA/10

Gotta cull out the weak ones somehow.

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Could you make it any more obvious that you're a tourist?

>deutschen
>gebohren
>hütte
Wärst du mal lieber auf Deutschem Boden zur Schule gegangen.

What's your problem with what he's saying? If you disagree then explain why.

honestly did them a favor, it's not like they can't still go to sweden next year and hang out with their friends but maybe they wont feel compelled to spend thousands of dollars to go hangout at a hotel for a week

Fair enough, being vocal is all you need these days it seems and if you have enough apes doing it, somehow it needs to be noted when it could be very well just ignored.
I get people who didn't like the run, and I get people who liked the entertainment it provided, I was on the latter one myself but anyone getting punished for it just screams of bizarre world to me.

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true, but I bet $20 that he won't put it down
and by 20 he could be fucked up to the point of no return

Half-Life 2 was a mistake.

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People taking away your options or opportunities isn't a favor because nobody can predict the future.

>Susan, Tekkie, some tranny and a faggot called Brossentia
I think that might be one of the most obnoxious trios tag teams I've ever fucking seen

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that noclip lmao

I honestly can't tell what he meant by that, did the runner make gay jokes and the chat tried to call them out, only to be banned by chat mods?

For one, Brossentia is hardly an unknown to anyone who isnt a newfag. Secondly, its super obvious he's just reading twitter screencaps and knows nothing beyond that. Three, Susan doesnt even fucking work for ESA, why the fuck would he have pull? Face it, this was a staff decision.

Spooky.

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they aren't banned from sweden? they can still go if they want

ironic, you'd be banned for avatarfagging

why did the jannies delete my post?
it was about ESA

You dumbfucks dont even know what that word means.

First of all he didn't say Brossentia was unknown. He called him a faggot which is a fair description. Secondly obviously he's reading twitter shit. That's more than most people here do in the first place so insisting he has less credibility than other people here is bogus. Thirdly everyone knows Punchy has no power over decisions. The point is the fucker is complaining on social media and trying to throw his imaginary weight around. Nobody is saying other people are making the decisions. The dude is just saying that pressure is being put on the staff to enforce their policies by acting more offended than necessary.

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Good, twitter screencaps should be instabans. Kill yourself.

>No.471330798

I'd wager that if the incompetent staff of this site ever upheld the rules at least 80% of the site would be banned on the spot.

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Attending isn't the only reason they go. Running and commentating to grow their online presence is a big factor. Being forbidden from being able to do that is like taking a cut in your paycheck because that's ultimately what is affected if these people rely on their twitch presence for income.

dumb tranny

Man, you have reading problems. Go reread his post, he's clearly a newfag who doesnt know who the guy is. Also you're full of shit, plenty of dumbasses are blaming Punchy. If anyone is to blame its Zero the spastic.

>attaching the same anime character to every post you make isn't avatarfagging
I want summer zoomers back in school

HERE WE GO

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BIG NIGGAS WW@

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bloat

absolute unit

That explains your shit opinion. You're the retard that wants to blame Zero for everything like Zero controls what other people do.

Imbetter start reporting his posts newfag, dont bitch to me.

BLOATMAX

big guy Jon

you really think they make more money back during the year than they spend on travel and accommodations? i really dont think so

The run wasn't a run at all, more of a let's play with noody explaining any of the tricks and everyone belittling the runner, including the support couch, the audience, the donation reader, the donators, twitch chat, and the runner himself.
It was sad to watch, but it was light hearted for the most part. The worst that happened was when the runner tried to shit on Sweden, then backpedaled hard when he realized the event is being sponsored and taking place in a swedish city; when he tried to talk shit about ViewSonic, another sponsor, but quickly realized he was going into crash course and rectified his statements; and when he jokingly tried to imply one of the couch members suggested him to commit suicide on live camera, to which every couch member had to jump on him to try to shut him up ASAP because they all know suicide jokes usually don't fly well when you're at an event supporting a mental institute.
All in all, it was a really bad run and I wouldn't reccomend anyone to watch it ever.
I think they got the extreme punishment just to set an example for everyone else on the staff. To tell them they're not above the rules anymore. I mean, the runner of the RE4 run got out scott-free, so it can only be something internal.

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What the fuck are you talking about? I just claimed Zero is more to blame than Punchy you fucking dunce. Are you the retard who was sucking the guy off last thread?

who is the skinny girl with broom hair on stream 2?
she cute

I'm not saying Punchy is to blame either. Ben and Rye are to blame for what they did.

>No.471331134
I've made 11 posts in this thread and only 3 have Etna(a video game character) attached to them.

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>ctrl+f
>zero
>27 results
you guys are as bad as the trannies

Then shut the fuck up trying to put words in my mouth, dumbshit.

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HOW CAN YOU BE THIS BIG?

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its literally a man, not even a trap
goddam dude

big jon is built like a roblox character

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I didn't put shit in your mouth. You did that yourself. You're trying to place the blame for what happened to Ben and Rye on other people. Explain that to me. Explain why Ben and Rye are nor responsible for their own words.

youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

I'm at awe from the size of this lad.
At least there is one man in there.

migrate

By eating hamburgers and doesn't exercise

The conversation was about other people blaming Punchy over Zero you illiterate faggot, and you claiming that didnt happen.

And you brought up Zero like he was the one at fault. This is the direction you wanted this conversation to go and now you're trying to back out like you didn't just say the shit you just said. Do what I fucking told you to do. Explain why you think Ben and Rye are not responsible for their own fucking actions.