IF THE EAR IS A KNIFE
YOU MUST TAKE IT'S LIFE
IF THE EAR IS A KNIFE
cringe
>another anglocuck LARP thread
Perform Brexit already and fuck off
>you must take it is life
>play superior dunmah in oblivion
>pelinal has to beg an elf to clean up his mess
>YOU MUST TAKE IT'S LIFE
>you must take it is life
What did he mean by this?
>Pelinal tells you to slaughter your own kind
>You do it
The Nerevarine fears the minotaur fucker
>Anti-Elf Meme
Yup. Going in my CRINGE and REDDIT collection.
Absolutely based. Fuck Elves.
t. Legolass
>another namefag
Perform helium inahalation and cease
>has little wings on his helmet that look like elf ears
OH HO HO
NO NO NOOOOO
>HAHA PELINAL HATES ELVES MEME
>implying you niggers even read lore books in elder scrolls
in b4 the dozen or so faggots who actually do read them reply to me like the spergs they are
>wanting to exterminate this
SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET HIS BLOOD SPILLED
Dunmer are honorary men everyone knows this.
based.
I always play Dunmer.
>Why yes of course we only date elves, how did you know?
"Well well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat."
>I came here as a prisoner!
"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit.
"Well la-dee-dah Mr. House Telvanni slaver.
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."
"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!
"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions"
>Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!
"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>DOH!
This is my elf wife. She's had a hard day at the office so say something nice to her.
Dunmer is the best race to play in Morrowind. It just gives you that warm fuzzy feeling when you genocide all the Argonians you come across.
This.
When you see lizards, remove their gizzards.
>Elf*ids? Of course I kill all of them on sight. How could you tell?
>This is my elf wife. She's had a hard day at the office so say something nice to her.
She's gonna look beautiful WHEN SHE IS A MUTILATED CORPSE.
nobody said you can't have fun with them first
Why so afraid to leave Europe? Could it be that your people were always welfarecucks since the Roman days whose only contribution to Europe was LARPing?
ONLY IF BY FUN YOU MEAN ENJOYING THEIR SCREAMS AS YOU BREAK EVERY BONE IS THEIR FRAGILE BODY WHILE THEY ARE STILL BREATHING
Dunmer aren't Aylieds, who suck and treated humans badly.
Nothing worse than an elf I tell ya what
Why anime elf ears?