ESA Summer Marathon

Congratulations on your run.

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he will do a Fallout 4 run

Fap to these two.

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>playing NV glitchless
is that even possible

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exhentai.org/g/737492/c9153eb0f3/

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Pornsick user

These speedrunners have a lot of talent. They also decide what is and is not a glitch so there will be at least a dozen glitches that "don't count".

Zero pls

dat FUCKING ASS

look at this cumbrain and laugh

Ring a ding ding

based /fr/

anyone have links to the last 3 threads?

>nah, it's the city of malmo saying they don't want ESA back since zero said he was glad he wasn't born a swede.
Yeah right after everyone praised Scandinavians for how tall they were, and he self-deprecatingly declared that he wouldn't want to be a Swede basically they're too tall and handsome. But why should anyone ever need context for dismissing someone?

>any% (Scripted)
What

What the fuck happened at RE4 run?
I was at the gym

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bunny hopping and shiet

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twitch.tv/videos/455394943?t=40h06m09s
Watch it

>These speedrunners have a lot of talent.
It's funny because you actually believe this.

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run to lucky, visit all factions, go to end, pretty easy

>implying anyone cares about context when they can just be offended
everyone knows the swedes are weeping pussies

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That was a facetious comment.

Autistic Yea Forums types with no filter acting like retards spewing memes and shit instead of commentating the run.

runner was mentally disabled, two dudes on his couch (one of them from staff) couldn't stop bullying him on stream during the run. they were joking all away but since these are all autist with not even a single bit of empathy they didn't realize they were hurting the runner badly for the duration of the run. in the end the runner cried. the two niggers who did this to him are now banned.

>came back in time for fusion
based

based

Why is Elijah Wood there

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The eagles made it in time.

Pierce brosnan approved

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well i drew this the other day

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>Bethesda game
>glitchless
Lmao

hi (((zero)))

>I think everything is sad

>another serious sam run

jesus christ, how dull

NNOOOO NOT F:NV NOW I NEED TO FAP
I GOTTA CUM QUICK GUYS

>runner was mentally disabled
Is this actually true, or are people just claiming it?

Nice!

>thread at bump limit after 2 hours
>people starting to get banned for "inappropriate behaviour"
I miss my comfy daily ESA threads bros....
this is going the same way GDQ did isnt it

Why didn't Elijah just tell them the ring was a fake and they were in a movie?

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How long has it been since the anniversary?

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Nice.

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its already there
the on air apology over nothing cemented it

exhentai.org/g/1433405/92cec93a62/

nobody wears a badge saying "hi I'm mentally disabled" but it was clear that this dude was a little bit slow. maybe what Yea Forums would call "autistic". zero self awareness, can't really say what's on his mind and can't asert dominance over his run. he felt a little bit "behind", so yeah

>>thread at bump limit after 2 hours
You're welcome.

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no, it was all bantz and zero was getting along. the dude is just stirring shit up

>nipples
DING DONG BANNU

Did you see the run? The commentators were basically bullying the runner and spouting memes instead of talking about the run and it was impacting his performance.

>soibois running NV
why I am not surprised?

>cries
>"he's just stirring shit up man"
go outside and have more social interactions mate, you're obviously bad at reading your fellow man

If you didn't see two bears high fiving you need to get the fuck out of my face this very instant.

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>nobody wears a badge saying "hi I'm mentally disabled"
Any adult man wearing a MLP shirt sure as fuck does.

Hes gonna speedrun FFXV with Conan O'Brien

user, this is a blue board you can't just not post the rest of that

did the apology happen yet? I mustve missed it

is photoshopped, yes.

new vegas VS metroid. What should i watch?

It's not. Look at the rest of her pictures if you know how to use the Internet.

Those are some fantastic tits.

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>banned from chat for comparing mods to GDQ's mods
Yep, another event down the shitter. Is NASA still good?

its another broken english commentary episode

Twitter

>tfw want to assaultron post but I have shit I have to work on

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GODS i fucking love tits so much

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clips.twitch.tv/CheerfulTrappedDillFutureMan

Yes but they never mentioned the runners just made a remark about revoking your "license" obviously referring to Ben.

did you see the run? dude was fucking up his run from the get go. he screwed up what he called the easiest glitch in the game when he got caught by the boulder. half the shit that was dumped on him was because he laid out the feed lines for it and encouraged people to do it. dude kept on reading the twitch chat window instead of concentrating on his run, so don't try to blame the others in the room.

It was the bean pole ginger talking about how a certain run didn't meet their standards and people were banned as a result. They wouldn't even mention the game. It was so cowardly.

>Is NASA still good?
Last NASA was really good and comfy compared to last year.

Every assaultron post matters.

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>even the speedrun of NV is boring af
jesus christ, what a shitshow of a game, only Yea Forums autists love this.

also, I think I will try to speedrun FO2 just for fun, if that retard can do it at ESA then I maybe could do it too.

>Glitchless NV
What's the fucking point?

As opposed to the emotionally hardened Americans at GDQ?

It might take you 10 attempts to beat his PB judging by his performance. Maybe less.

whats the point of speedrunning anything?

Get in the fusion stream lads

>subjecticle

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Metroid is even worse than NV

The way this guy's voice is shaking is hurting my soul...

>ignoring the obvious fucking stretching all over the picture.
user, you're either fucking stupid or fucking retarded.

and he couldn't even floss after making a donation incentive in which he said he would. Honestly one of the worst parts.
If someone said for a $1000 donation they would prove the existence of extra terrestrial life then goddamn they had better be ready to back it up

what the fuck were they thinking with this shit?

Stream 2 chads reporting in

lmao just use the european flag instead of these stripped bullshit lol

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Because glitchless Bethesda games are a snoozefest where literally nothing happens

>not watching metroid

Man gamebryo speedruns are so slow

Maybe I'll watch stream 2.

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Ring a ding ding

>acting like you know what she genuinely looks like with a single picture
The only retard here is you. There is no stretching going on in that image. It's clearly the angle.

>estimate : 1h30

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>speedgaming with a "run" of Worms Armageddon
BASED

>it's Fusion
No fucking thanks.

I used to dislike the cumguzzler maral and I hate to admit it... but her lack of presence might be the reason ESA is so stale this year?

>basically bullying the runner
Everyone was playing around. Everyone. Even the runner.

big iron

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I literally just finished watching and point me out where he cried. It looked like he cried when he was about to to the fortnite dance but he actually didnt, just rubbed his eyes. Fucking kill yourself you goddamn soft faggot.

I don't give two shits about maral, it's more likely the continued presence of inarticulate european spergs with zero fucking flair for public speaking or anything

No although I do miss Maral and Eidgod teasing each other.

Yeah that was my take on it too watching it live

Teasing ist verboten.

oh my god someone link the thread too

FWAHAHAHA

House > Legion > Independent > NCR

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>speedrun that is literally a walking simulator
truly incredible skill

It must be something to be this much of an autist.

Are your fingers broken? You do it. You know where the archives are.

Do you fucks need SpikedVegeta screaming your eardrums out and a dronecrowd yelling "HOOOOYP" and "OOOOORB" this much?

I'm sorry that we europeans have dignity and respect for the audience.

>They wont even raise $50,000 dollars while GDQ raises 2 million consistently.
OH NONONONONO!

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Hey Ben, I know you ctrl+F yourself. Fuck you, you're a human piece of shit. Good riddance for getting yourself banned

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You're the one claiming it's photoshopped. I challenge you to prove it. I offered you a simple way for you to see for yourself that you're wrong (by looking at other pictures of her) but you refused to do that. This is where you lost your credibility in this argument because you're refusing to investigate the truth.

Go to bed zeroh

>walking simulator game
>being mad it's played like one

>What's your favorite anime?
>*thinks*
>Cory in the blind house
this guy is literally chibi v2

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rates:
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

>image did not load, try another.

Ben fucked that turkish chick tho

Oh just fuck you

Shouldn't you be in your hotel room crying, Callum "Nuggies" Punchi?

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I didn't know Mecha Richter had a European twin

Hey Zero, since I know you'll read this -

If/When I see you at the next ESA or whatever event you decide to go to, I will absolutely ruin you. Your reputation is already shit and you're radioactive to all the runners and staff, but that's not going to keep me from making sure that your career will bottom out. If you're ever at a GDQ I'm going to absolutely get your ass kicked out on the first day. Remember it pal.

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Based.

What kind of autism is this

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Ben got cucked by that "turkish" chick
>t. insider

I'm a danefag, faggot, and my point stands either way

>your career
You're giving him too much praise there.

Plot twist: I am that turkish chick. I fucked everyone.

fuck off zero

ben reeks virgin, don't kid yourself

sit on my face pls

By cucked do you mean turned down? That happens all of the time. Cucking implies she was first intimate with him and then became intimate with someone else while he believed she would be exclusively his.

full story pls

is this the thread where we larp as people who attend these events?

wait a fucking second, MHW? Just why? The only tolerable MonHun runs are P3rd and F2. Why choose the game which has like 3 hours of loading screens and unskippable cutscenes? It is like 7 hours long just like MH4U """"""""runs"""""""""

Pretty interesting seeing F:NV done at this speed.

Miss all the fun but still interesting that the game has very few restrictions.

>someone running the game I’m trying to run fusion
>it got cucked to stream 2
>it’s a mildautist that has a crappy time and hasn’t ran the game for like 2 years
So I guess anyone gets accepted to these huh, one his commentators is better than him

Yeah, your point is that you have the attention span of a 12 year old zoom zoom. You're totally right

>I've never been to ESA but I've been at three GDQs. But I'm probably one of the few runners who posts in these threads (shoutouts to Ben, sorry your tardwrangling failed).

>get the fuck outta here
they better apologize for that

>his or her donation
How come Europe is so based

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Nobody is larping. Everyone is who they claim to be. This is me.

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No prob, come to Malmö.

They'll take anyone willing to travel to the rapefugee capital of Europe

you got a snap? wanna verify before I book the ticket, i can be there tomorrow evening

Isn't Zero a fucking mod for Ben's twitch? His ass is getting the boot, he'll no longer be able to do it for free.

It was a showcase of quests doing their self-imposed limits/strats for specific monsters.
The only interesting part was them attempting Behemoth with the worst LS but they didn't make it after 3 attempts and finished over estimate when switching back to proper loadouts.

you're correct but Cucked means several things on Yea Forums

I sincerely doubt Zero is responsible for any of the punitive actions of the ESA staff. I haven't heard anything about him complaining about the run.

ironically sorry for striking a nerve, fragile faggot, now unironically do your family and everyone else a favour and fucking kill yourself. Give me another (you), I dare you.

You should watch the glitched run, they use revolvers bugged reload animation to superjump around. It's pretty hilarious

Zero is absolutely responsible or being a fucking sperg, are you kidding me?

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it wasm't speedrun in the first place

My problem with this whole RE4 run thing is that they haven't actually specified what the problem is. If they can point to a specific thing someone said or did I might be more inclined to understand.

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that's because he is mentally retarded and doesn't know better. Good there's people looking out for him from the abuse from you and your friends. If you were a more decent human bean, you wouldn't have gotten yourself banned. Try to dial down on the meme meter, there's real people on the receiving end

Being a sperg isn't the same as trying to get people banned. It's clear he was fine with the banter considering he was explicitly setting up softballs for everyone to knock out of the park.

To get in early, this NV run is definitely bad tier.

Yeah, your point stands. We really have no reason to argue, Zoom zoom.

Stop acting offended on someone else's behalf. It's shameful.

>not even the :^) face
yeah, this faggot only browses r/Yea Forums, he's never posted here

He's chibi 2.0, he's a literal r/Yea Forums sperg who thought screeching memes would get him internet famous at the expense of the people tard wrangling him.

>it's not a glitch
>it's an intended sequence break

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zero should take ryedogs ban

Interesting, will keep an eye out.

nah, the run is fine but it's a really shitty category you invent to snatch an easy WR. The BoS pickpocketing was pretty funny tho.

>technically intended

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And I doubt he was the one that complained to ESA staff about his treatment. It's that simple.

i want to rub my cock on this fat chicks face

So? Doesn't change that this is all his fault and it doesn't change what a fucking spaz he is.

>its just a sequence break guys lol no glitches here
At least they're a bit more tongue in cheek about it than that HL2 "Inbounds" run at GDQ.

So VC race is cancelled now? Fuck that zero sperg.

i just tuned in what did he do

vc runs are boring anyway

Ben no

Yup, removed from the schedule. Thanks Zero!

It's just dull in every way.

I don't give a shit about all of that. I said he's not responsible for the decisions of the ESA staff. You took issue with this for some reason because you don't like him. Disliking him doesn't make him responsible. Get a grip.

RATE
>RATE
RATE

OVER ESTIMATE
B A N N E D

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It's just KZ_FREW now.

Over estimate shit run 0/10 irredeemable

You must realize the bans were because they let HIM get out of control

me too..

why is she not there though? do you know?

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imagine being a fucking speedrunner. OFF yourself and learn a proper trade you waste of a human

She's actually not fat

Boring and awful.

>Disliking him doesn't make him responsible
Sure, but he's literally responsible for Ben and Ryedawg getting banned because of what a fucking sperg he was. If he wasn't a Chibi-tier spastic he wouldn't have gotten people banned for trying to tard wrangle him. Its that simple.

what was his name again?

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mediocre """""""glitchless"""""""""" run that still went over estimate.

>Ron the Narrator

Too bad ESA is GDQ tier cucked now. Next year will be full of trannies and swearing will be banned

>32 minutes of running
why do people run this category

Untrue otherwise every volunteer in the room would be culpable. The bans were for their individual actions; not their complicity.

schlomo
schnozz
shtick
glitch
schmoe

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wow the music could not suck more ass if it tried

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How far behind schedule do they have to get before they drop a run?

2/10
Without that dumb reload gotta go fast glitch, NV is a shit speed game.

No-joking Jack

Erster Samuel

they were the most direct tard wranglers, they didn't tard wrangle enough. stop being intellectually dishonest for a mediocre troll

You guys realize there was no ban right? Just Ben farming some sweet (You)'s

Fucking Zero even turned the comfy ESA threads toxic.

The VC race is canceled so they have plenty of time now.

I have not seen any of the marathon, any qt webms? are maral and the other brown chick there? how is the atmospthere? fun? any games worth watching coming up?

frank Frank

I already looked at the other pictures and just as i predicted her shit is shopped all over the place to the point where it's pathetic. I feel really bad for you for being so utterly fucking stupid, user. I hope it gets better.

That's a degree too far removed. You could just as easily employ this logic to insist that run submission staff were responsible for allowing the run to take place in the first place, or the rest of the volunteers present in the room for not cutting the feed or stepping in to calm things down.

The runner isn't responsible for the actions of the people around him, and the runner isn't responsible for the decisions by the staff to hand out bans. You can blame him all you want because you don't like him, but you're not going to be correct.

user...

Yeah its kind of shitty how this happened so early in the event, its going to hang over the whole week.

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I love these dudes. GTA runs are the best no matter which (cucked) event they're being ran at

god bless you two niggas

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god damn that new vegas run was so shit based tomato anus didn't even get a word in.

Zero crashed ESA threads with no survivors.

Seriously, Josh is like the opposite of balding. His hair is just TOO THICK! You could whack him with a crowbar and he wouldn't feel a thing.

I thought they just made it a one person run.

Absolutely full of shit. Show me the proof you claim you have.

Intense Ian.

>discount hippy steven fry

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>tourist difficulty
you are pratically invulnerable on that difficulty level

The submission staff didn't know he was going to be a sperg who screamed about Yea Forums and how lame GDQ was and go UM DID A STAFER JUST TELL ME TO KILL MYSELF LOL nonstop. Yes, the runner is responsible for his own actions. Zero was responsible for himself acting like Chibi.

That doesn't make the runner responsible for the decisions of the staff to ban people.

ohh shit ss 3, i guess sleep is for weak faggots

It is, user is just fucking retarded.

GTA runs are good but I like half life runs more.
I'd love to see a black mesa source run, shit is FEST.

Mirrors edge runs are peak speedruns tho.

oh shit frew is there, haven't watched his stream since january.

I didn't say Zero isn't responsible for his own actions. I'm saying .

has he ever shown his hairline?

Yeah this shit really deflated the event. Not even MHW did that.

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That has nothing to do with what I'm saying though, so I don't care. If Zero wasn't a sperg none of this would have happened.

I am sad, I think Maral isn't in this ESA.

>Shitting on Josh
Faggot.

No-nonsense Nick

The only other pictures that aren't of her ass looks fine as there is nothing to photoshop, although her ugly face could use some work too.

Reminder.

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are you serious?

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she is some sort of "gaming ambassador" for Save The Children. Since ESA switched charities to Alzheimer Foundation Maral is forever kill

did he seriously hit on her
on camera it seemed like he was being a dick to her cutting her off and talking over her

Never. Nibba must have a third eye or something under there.

If he cut his hair I wouldn't have called him a hippy.

:) is way more passive agressive.

quick rundown?

Pretty sure she's in Germany atm for another event

tfw no adam

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zero > nugget

I just explained to you that this is a degree too far removed. You're trying to make him responsible for shit that isn't his decision because make no mistake decisions by other people were made to ban. Zero didn't decide to ban people. ESA staff did. They banned people based on their individual actions. So the runner didn't get anybody banned. They got themselves banned because they couldn't control themselves in the way ESA staff wanted them to control themselves. It wouldn't matter who was running the game if Ben and Rye acted like that the result would have been the same because that's what the ESA staff decides is important.

I know you don't like Zero. I don't give a shit about him either. But trying to blame him for the bans is ridiculous.

>Half Life and Half Life 2
based

:-)

>a google doc
I don't know anything about this, but that seems like a strange and possibly fake way to do it instead of just using an email.

Why would Zero want to be passive aggressive towards the people who tried to save his ass?

I told you to show me proof not talk about your opinions. Show me the evidence.

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For everybody's sanity sake, whoever makes the new thread, simply include the clipped RE4 run in the anchor post.

this has to be satire

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jesus fucking christ

>its not Zero's fault for acting like a sperg
Its like talking to a brick wall. I bet you actually thought the RE4 run was good.

Read this and the past thread. RE4 run happened, runner was a massive sperg, couch bantered with him but also stopped him several times for being a massive sperg, audience had fun with one guy even laughing his ass off at the end, viewer amount at its highest so far, yet for some reason the two guys from the couch got screenbanned for two years, while Zero left unscathed.

>Hide drama shit
>Well over half the thread is gone
Threads are GDQ tier awful.

>the fucking state of cumbrain breeders

Yes thats what we should do, draw more attention to it. We should post Zero's reddit account too.

Whole lot of (dead) in this thread. Take care anons.

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Him acting like a sperg isn't what got people banned. Get that through your fucking head. They got banned for their own actions. Learn how personal responsibility works, you fucking idiot.

this run is fun
pay attention idiots

>European Speedrun
>American
>Australian

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>Pre RE4:
>good fun
>friendly threads
>All united under the hate for that HORRIBLE MHW run
>fresh clips and screenshots of every hottie or cringelord

>Post RE4:
>fighting everywhere
>ESA is now GDQ
>Blackpills swallowed left and right
>best thing since then was a random porn dump.

Hold me...

This is way, way worse than SGDQ was this year, even with all the Calebhart shit.

that's a kiwi

>Australian
that's the kiwi flag m8

Serious Sneed formerly Chuck

Maral is busy cuddling with our boy esfand. What a lucky guy.

>Still no Serious Sam 4 news

To be frank someone like that isn't going to be doing any breeding any time soon.

>Him acting like a sperg isn't what got people banned.
It literally is lol
> Learn how personal responsibility works, you fucking idiot.
He says while claiming Zero is blameless, holy shit lol this guy actually liked the RE4 run.

Here's a better idea. Fuck off. If they're too stupid to go back 2-3 threads or even scroll up to the 50 other times it gets asked per thread then don't spoonfed them.

point taken, i redact my proposition.

I doubt it's possible to draw more attention to it, just put the link there for all the anons just waking up or whatever so we're free from the 'what he do???' posts or so that people know to dismiss 'wot he do??????????????' posts as ironic or just plain misinformed.

I want to smell her air and lick her face

Figures how a runner who tries to bring Yea Forums "culture" to a charity speedrunning stream can ruin everything for everyone. This is way worse than GDQ threads at this point.

I wanted to ask about noteworthy runs since prince of persia, but it seems that I have to watch RE4 run first.

You think that would actually stop that from happening?

>I want to smell her air
BRAP

>smelly 30yo boomer hairy persian woman
>"lucky guy"

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The runner isn't at fault for people getting banned. It's really that simple. Otherwise everybody on the couch would have been banned. Retard. But for some reason unbeknownst to you the only people who were banned are Ben and Rye. How do you reconcile this information, you braindead shitter?

FUCK, I meant "hair" and no this is not a freudian slip, braps are fucking disgusting

>not even AAAAAAAAAAAposting during Serious Sam

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No she either left ESA or got kicked out. Considering how rye and zero got banned so fast and her being known to have intercepted them getting banned several times (if my source is correct) in the past they likely forced her to leave. Without her ESA will finally become GDQ.

She moved on to bigger and better :< saw her on the Method stream yesterday.

twitter.com/MartinCreek_/status/1152540664338550786?s=19

Its Zero's fault that the bannings happened because he acted like a sperg. Simple as that.

And if I were acting like a sperg would that mean you deserve to get banned? Shut the fuck up.

You might as well have posted a food analogy, goddamn you're thick.

what is this, yet another speed running charity thing?

Maral was only a part of ESA because she works at Save the Children, they're not the charity for this event.

Doubt that is the case. Maral was leading ESA during other charity's too. I remember Movember twice but maybe she works there too..

Shes there because she works with save the children

>guy acts like a giant faggot
>"should we ban him?"
>"probably not, he seems like he has a mental disability and that will reflect poorly"
"just ban the people that let him get out of hand and never invite him back"

What did I miss that caused this to happen?

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Who should get banned after a food fight? The tard who incited it or the tards who participated?

He's going to be back for the next ESA though.

Resident Evil 4 run

It's illustrating the problem with your retarded logic, you sub 75 IQ dumb ass. Ben and Rye were banned for their own actions that were under their control the entire time. Are you insinuating that Ben and Rye were unable to resist the threat of physical violence at the hands of Zero if they did not act like idiots despite their volunteer status? Because that's the only legitimate way you could insist that the runner is responsible. Coercion. Holding a gun to their heads. Is that what you think Zero did?

People here are sperging out over Zero because he mentioned Yea Forums and Reddit during the stream.

explain

We GDQ now

All of them

sure you are zero

re4 runner was mentally disabled, two dudes on his couch (one of them from staff) couldn't stop bullying him on stream during the run. they were joking all away but since these are all autist with not even a single bit of empathy they didn't realize they were hurting the runner badly for the duration of the run. in the end the runner cried. the two niggers who did this to him are now banned.

read the thread

he was trying to neg her

>Are you insinuating that Ben and Rye were unable to resist the threat of physical violence at the hands of Zero
lol Ben made a shaving joke and Zero screamed IS AN ESA STAFFER TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF LOL

So yes its absolutely Zero's fault. Holy shit you are thick.

well shit, is the run uploaded?

They should have at least let Ben do the VC race. Fucking ESA.

>zero cried
source?

>re4 runner was mentally disabled
[Citation needed]

it's somewhere in this very thread and every past thread from after the re4 run

>ben is a dick
>somehow this is anyone but ben's fault
the mental gymnastics you people do is amazing

Not true. Maral did several ESA's for other charities too, so why did she leave now?

That was a misunderstanding that was cleared up in 5 seconds. Obviously. I actually watched the run, idiot. Get a fucking argument.

>re4 runner was mentally disabled
Stop repeating this you chucklefuck, there's no evidence for it apart from some interpretation in your own head. I watched the run and he didn't look that at all.

Aussies are absolute lads.
Americans should also come to esa as long as they're banned on GDQ

lol you actually think Ben told Zero to kill himself. You're very obviously a fanboy who thought the RE4 run was fun.

Can you just fuck off already, what is your problem?
Don't even reply back to this you little cunt, you should click off the page.
Stop shitting up the thread and go do something productive.

Zero didn't really complain to staff, right? I figured the whole thing was just three people bantering.

Oh, this I didn't knew. I honestly thought she was some kind of european speedrunner or "e-celeb".
Sad still. She is by far the best thing of ESA.

he was doing fortnite dances. What more proof do you need

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>in the end the runner cried
Bullshit. The only time he was close to tears was when he had to floss after two 50 dollar donations. Dude said he'd do something if he got donations, he got donations, he realised he was going to look like an even bigger jackass than usual and got stressed about it. He bought it on himself. Don't make promises you can't keep.

ban pc shooters

She was also one of the organizers girlfriend, I believe they broke up a while ago.

I didn't watch the Resident Evil 4 run, but I guess couchpeople gangraped the runner and got banned. Sounds fair judgement.

This is the worst ESA threads have ever been and it was caused by a fucking RE4 run. Jesus Christ.

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not him but are you trying to tell me you watched that run and didn't think zero was autistic?

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Too fast for you?

These threads would be better if everyone here got rangebanned, I would 100% be willing to take that hit to prevent retards from taking the most easy bait in the world

>FFX-2 race later today
>over 4 hours long

twitter.com/esamarathon/status/1153315916052094977

Looks like we can see the type of people who complained about the run. Big fucking surprise who.

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>autistic

It's a speedrunning event.

The threads wouldn't exist.

Dire Dan

>in the end the runner cried

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my money is on ADD.

this is basically what happened. They """bantered""" with the runner but they were ganging up on him, the runner is a little behind in his mental development and had no chance to retaliate so he was helpless to 1 hours 30 minutes of pure abuse. shamefully some staff and the announcer joined in on it as well. it was a pain to watch and it's good to hear justice has been served at last

>tekkie in the comments
how can one person be THIS obsessed

Who? Isn't Edenal married with kids??????

>have to work in an hour
FUCK THATS MY FAVORITE ONE

twitter.com/ufotekkie/status/1153186582213513217?s=21

The runner wasn't even trying to focus on the game. That sperg should have been banned instead.

they would exist, it would just be 5 people at 3 in the morning

I wonder which parts specifically put the nails in the coffin.

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sorry i mean SIGNIFICANTLY more autistic

>he thinks thats long
lol dude

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Show what proof? You've seen the pictures. Want me to paint little circles for your dumb ass to see how obvious it is? Literally look around her hotpants.

That shit shouldn't even have to be explained. It was CLEAR AS DAY that they were fucking with each other. That's what men do.

Do you think this is completely one sided? Do Ben and Ryedawg actually like Zero enough to be okay with taking a ban for him?

How was the New Vegas run?

>a minor incident occurs
>Yea Forums blows it the fuck out of proportion and talks about nothing else all week
Truly we have reached GDQ thread levels.

>a furry and a faggot complaining in the thread

Figures.

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She thought she was too good for the speedrunning community. That's why she left.

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WE GDQ NOW
Hope you enjoyed ESA while it lasted because it's trannies from here on out

I agree with this user except my money's on actual spergism which is a spectrum so it's likely some low-grade spergism which just makes people look like socially unaware dickweeds

who else is watching metroid run?

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I love drama lads lol

Yes. I want you to expose how fucking stupid you are by drawing little circles around where you think the image has been manipulated. I also want you to post the other images of her you claim you saw that were also manipulated. I've been on this Internet for a long time mother fucker and I can spot a shop a mile away. Apparently you think you can too, but you constantly refuse to back up your claim.

that's toxic masculinity and is now a serious no-no thanks to the continued neutering of the world.

Haven't played Metroid Fusion before, so no.

>tfw FFX-2 race estimate is as long as how much that FF3 run went over estimate

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still better than when rent free motherfuckers flip their shit over trannies if I'm being honest with you

Good chance Susan is involved since Ben dared to question his childish tantrum.

pretty boring. "technically" glitchless because the skips they were using were "totally meant to be used" and not a glitch.

i can smell her through taht picture. yikes sandniggers are disgusting

>it was Susan's fault
I'm pretty sure it was Zero's fault

I think they don't want to overblow this even more by posting on that tweet, they'd do the smart thing which is appeal to the organizers. Again, it makes no sense to screenban them when everyone in both chat and audience were having all kinds of fun along having the highest viewership so far this week.

Why doesn't ESA ban the guy reading donations while they're at it? Around the 25min mark he read something making fun Zero's bald spot

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>ESA becoming GDQ
Well then, what's going to be the next comfy speedrun event?

Smelly poo poo sandnigger stink

Are runs this evening looking good? I'm considering playing videogames instead.

KILL YOURSELF TEKKIE

>audience were having all kinds of fun along having the highest viewership so far this week.
>stream that brings the highest number of viewers gets banned

I've already watched too many Metroid runs to care about them, I rather relax myself with the soothing sound of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Zero is going to bat for Ben and Rye explicitly saying that it was light hearted banter on twitter. If he's responsible for the result why is he publicly disagreeing with the result? If he wanted the bans to happen don't you think he would be gloating about it?

What are the chances it was all because he mentioned Yea Forums?

The chat was a fucking mess of people getting banned or timed out, what are you talking about?

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rip Ben, you flew too close to the sun

>audience were having all kinds of fun
There were only there because he promised a free burger to anyone that turned up. That fat bastard always finds some way to bring food into his fuckups.

IRL and cyber bullying

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Don't do it user

He's responsible for them getting banned because he was a sperg. He literally loudly stated that they were telling him to kill himself.

>tfw cut my fingers up while working
>come back home and cant drink anything with my right hand because of the pain
cant get comfy

wtf is Yea Forums

this all is on zero. those guys showed up to support him when the original people bailed on him ( in hind sight for good reason ) then he acts like a moron and they goof off with him then doesn't stick up for them and take responsibility after the fact.

for you shitters who didnt watch the run. the runner "zero" started spouting Yea Forums memes and making fun of himself, and not talking about the run. he was acting like an absolute moron and was completely self aware. some of the people on the couch (who he asked to come, when the people who were supposed to be there bailed) were teasing him in good nature ( about him balding, which he mentioned multiple times, and the general cringyness of his behavior ) he was just fine with it. he is not "metally disabled" and they were not making fun of him. they were taking the piss with him and he was doing the same. it was a self aware cringefest that he started, fueled, and continued. punchy then has a shit fit and likely starts all the drama.

Hope you're fapbidextrous

These threads aren't comfy anyways. The RE4 run killed any hope of that happening for a while.

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Which was obviously a misunderstanding that was immediately cleared up. Him acting like a sperg doesn't rationally result in other people being banned. Their own actions result in them being banned. Stop trying to place the blame on someone else, you retard. Ben and Rye are adults. They knew what they were doing.

HL1/2 runs coming up stream #1, might be good. I'm playing RoR 2 until then.

The racist nazi version of 4channel

Not a good look on her. I overheard a conversation she had with a friend at ESA Winter, apparently she was hospitalized.

im not

see
Shut the fuck up, tourist.

y'all acting like a bunch of teenage girls

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>punchy run in the early hours tomorrow morning
>three and a half hours of nofun "I am a human being who is enjoying this run" donations because nothing else will be allowed

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Doesn't matter, it happened. That was all on Zero. Zero is an adult, he knew what he was doing.

is always the furfags that blow this out of proportions, fucking get a life
>tekkie
who?

so youre saying it's susan's fault?

Zero is only responsible for his own actions. He's not responsible for the actions of other people. He's not responsible for the decisions to enforce a conduct policy.

gotta pay the bills somehow

>how it's perceived by the audience at home
Since when do their sponsors count as "the audience at home"? Literally nobody gives a shit but the companies with their names riding on this event.

3 hours of chicken nuggets

>her being known to have intercepted them getting banned several times
best girl, loving white mans cum is just the cherry on top

>Zero is only responsible for his own actions.
Exactly, such as claiming AN ESA STAFFER JUST TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF.

Zero got Ben and Ryedawg banned.

check his twitter. he was bitching immediately. he was upset ben dared to disagree that nuggies are a form of "harrasment"

I just want the comf back.

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so ESA confirmed for being ableist

I bet the thing that did it was the suicide joke and racist stuff.

Oh he IS running this esa? How much will you bet that he will call the event garbage again?

Smells like grade a raid material. Just flooding his twitter with nuggets or something.

He already did a run.

>have to google this
>incel speak
yeah though you were full of shit

well I want a gf but you can't always get what you want

This is not the third time you've ignored the fact that this was a misunderstanding that was cleared up as soon as it happened and nobody got offended by it. Stop acting offended on someone else's behalf, you fucking faggot. What's your fucking problem?

explanation for the space aliens. a bunch of friendless losers cant recognize some lads taking the piss from each other and sperg out as a result.

I didn't hear any racist stuff

Finished watching the RE run, it was just banter. Least it was a bit entertaining compared to some of the boring fucks on here

>it was a misunderstanding
Did Zero say AN ESA STAFFER JUST TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF during his run? Yes or no?

No, eidgod (?) I believe.
I may be wrong.

We all can be each others gf(male)!!!

He already did a run and was on the couch of another, where as soon as a nugget donation was mentioned he went full silence to then proceed to bitch about it in twitter.

so furfags and faggots in general got two guys banned for trying to calm an autistic manchild to sperg harder? am i getting this right?

>Stop acting offended on someone else's behalf, you fucking faggot.
The irony

he ran silent hill 2 already, there was a chicken nugger donator on screen

omg did you hear that Ben got banned? But he totally didn't deserve it, Zero went behind his back and complained to staff even though they were supposed to be friends. And I heard punchy was talking shit about Ben too!

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elajjaz

Yes. That was the misunderstanding because he was told to shave his neck. He interpreted this as he should cut his neck. Obviously this is a misunderstanding, and everyone around him swiftly corrected him and he acknowledged that it was a misinterpretation. Nobody was offended by it. You're bringing it up like it's relevant. It's not.

Firstly the suicide joke was a misinterpretation of something innocuous. Secondly the racism was against white people and if you're racist against whites in Sweden you get a medal of valor from the King.
I wonder if the lanklet who had to announce the apology was himself threatened with bans if he didn't do it. Because it is just covering the sponsors' asses at the expense of every decent human being with integrity at the event. You can only ever lose respect from apologizing for jokes but he had to do it because a lot of money is on the line.

pretty much

I'm not acting offended at anything. I don't think anybody deserves to be banned, but apparently this fucko thinks even more people deserve to be banned. You can shut the fuck up too.

>went full silence
But not before loudly exclaiming how much the donation reader sucks at checking donations. Twice.

Yeah him, I don't think he's at the event either right now.

Oh i thought the clips were from last year. If he keeps being such a little bitch about it he will never live this down.

they talked about Asians and Indians(India)

Did I missed anything good after Need for Speed?

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No, stop being autistic.

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>Yes.
So since that was a contributing factor to what got Ben and Ryedawg banned, we can clearly see that their banning was a result of Zero's actions. Therefore, Zero is the cause of Ben and Ryedawg getting banned.

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>ben
>zero
>re4

boom, I saved the thread, put these onto your filter list

Hey guys, is it more worthwhile to watch this than GDQ? Nowadays GDQ is not even that fun anymore.

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Metroid is always boring.

Paris Marseille Racing

7/10 good pace and commentary.

The last SGDQ was way better than this

Turn back, it's turned into e-drama

Don't ignore my entire post after the first word and act like you're correct. You need to meet me halfway here, bud. You need to learn the difference between harassment and a joke. Zero didn't force anyone to break the rules. Zero is not responsible for them. Get over it.

Talking about them isn't racist

is always the goddamn furfags ruining everyone's fun

Then the reader kept reading more nugget donations. Even staff knows Punchy should grow a pair and stop being a little bitch.

Depends on how funny you find french people playing crap games is.

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>Don't ignore my entire post after the first word and act like you're correct.
I'm not acting like I'm correct, I am correct, and you admitted it.

Zero is responsible for his own actions
Zero's actions led to two people getting banned
Therefore, Zero is responsible for two people getting banned.

I personally enjoy it more, threads are about the same shit quality though since all the shitty people from the GDQ threads migrated here.

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>under estimate
They getting banned.

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What does she smell like? I want to smell her hair

except if you think is gonna be about their race

trannys begone. that is all.

Silent Hill runners are the worst

wrong retard

Let's not exaggerate. GDQ runs every single joke into the ground by repeating it non-stop, the donation readers keep reading stupid pun and ORB donations 24/7. Bonus points for not having Proto around though

Nah I quoted the correct retard

Acknowledging the existence of terms to distinguish races implies differences between them that should be ignored. Everyone is the same. Only whites are different because whites are worse.

>Zero is responsible for his own actions
>Zero's actions led to two people getting banned
Therefore the organisers are responsible because they were the cunts who considered the whole incident to be actionable.

faintly of curry, but a nice curry

Zero's actions would only result in himself being banned. Ben and Rye are responsible for their own actions. You can't claim Zero is responsible without acknowledging that Ben and Rye are responsible for what they did. It's really that fucking simple. Zero didn't get anybody banned. Ben and Rye got themselves banned for being unable to reign in their own behavior.

zero you played yourself retard. no one will ever want to be near you again after this. no wonder your original couch "slept in"

The runs are usually okayish, but the thread is on fire at the moment.

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>well behind schedule
>should we do this incentive that hasn't actually been met?

>Mega Man 11
>The Jungle Book
>Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum
>Castle of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse
Stream2fags having it rough

>Zero's actions would only result in himself being banned
>banning a mentally disabled person
So you are new to this huh

love curry, me
i want her to do us a nice curry and we can eat it from the same bowl while we gaze into eachothers eyes

Are these HL1/HL2 runners any good?

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Proto went off the deep end. He believes he's 3 people living in the same body or some shit now. Trannies totally aren't mentally ill though

All speedrunners are mentally ill

I like it more, if only for the two streams. Always something to watch.

>plays resident evil
>calls it silent hill

>it's going to spam this shit in every thread now

So you're implying that Zero isn't responsible for his own actions now? Because that's what you're trying to claim now. That's what mental disability means, that you're functionally incapable of understanding the consequences of your own decisions. Make up your fucking mind.

They need to just stop doing megaman runs at these events already. We've all seen them so many times that there's no point any more.

finally some nonshit vidya

I haven't heard of them. Which is good because I get sick of seeing the same runners playing those games.

i miss gocnak

I thought he was up to a baker's dozen now.

no shit, who in their right mind would spend hours and hours and hours, weeks, months, even years replaying the same levels of some obscure game

What does Any%(Scripted) mean?

I'm not exaggerating, the last SGDQ had way better runs than this so far. We've gotten that Dragonslaying game and not much else so far.

I've posted this once, sounds like you're just very triggered by it. This is easily the worst ESA in years at this point.

he is responsible, but him being an autist makes it look unfavorable if banned so the nearest people who needed to handle him needed to get banned in his place for not keeping him in line

Sheesh that bad? Personally i only enjoyed a couple of runs of sgdq, not even the “not a race” randomizer managed to be interesting to me.
Well, this threads almost always go to hell anyways, but you have a couple of funny people yelling at each other.
Elaborate please. I havent kept up with it

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it means they have bunny hops automated basically

The channel is recycling the exact same ad three times in a row. Should I report Twitch' abuse of Adsense to the advertiser?

>REEEEEEEEEE MEGA MAN 11 BAD
Stay fucking salty you bitch

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ahh alright

Nothing wrong with more megaman

>Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum
Don't talk shit about this brazillian masterpiece.

>game crashes
nice game josh

Nah, you should switch to Streamlink with Streamlink Twitch GUI so you don't have to watch ads

i miss noir

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>hi, we're the double gear system!
>we're a blendy median system centered around alexis. you can refer to us collectively as double gear, gears, dg, et cetera, it/its or she/her (not singular they).

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He doesn't actually have autism you fucking retard

Complete balderdash. Keep quiet, idiot. This logic would mean you would be perfectly fine being banned from Yea Forums if some other retard in these threads acted like a fucking sperg. You'd blame him, but you'd agree that the moderation was justified because you didn't sufficiently keep his retardation in check.

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cringe

Portal > Left 4 Dead > power gap > Half Life

Cute.

If you see ads I'd suggest seeking help for your own brain problems first

everyone in these threads should be banned

Is this half life with RE camera?

migrate

Agreed. It's even worse because almost all of the games are the same

There's no evidence he's autistic. There's no evidence he's mentally disabled. Many people have actually watched the run, and you're the only one that's come to this conclusion.

Where is the screencap of that "non-binary poly amorous daisychain"?

Proto and the other troons are currently all fucking each other getting crazier and crazier.

for the love of god stop making new threads to weed out the faggots

Based trap.

I don't mind streamers getting paid for streaming. I don't blame the treamers for how those ads appear. It's Twitch's fault when they show the same ad to the same viewer over and over. Every marketer knows that you should never do that. It causes potential customers to resent your product rather than be enticed by it. Twitch should get more advertisers or just refuse to show an ad if it's been overused. They need to realize this fact and they should be made to change by being thretened by their advertisers.

This is your announcer for this block

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Her changes in pitch sound like someone was trolling on Moonbase Alpha.

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