7 days until Grand Prix end, I hope you in top 5%
7 days until Grand Prix end, I hope you in top 5%
Dominic Hill
Ian Perry
>Mario Maker thread still up
NintendoGAF
Blake Brown
I could stop playing today and still be in the top 5%
But I'm not going to
Lincoln Morris
With girls as cute as that I regret not lurking these threads earlier
Benjamin Hughes
Why are you making a new thread? don't you get it, we don't want you here.
Jayden Fisher
I afk-farmed some coins and points today again so I should be good
Jonathan Nguyen
It's too easy to make top 5% on both boards if you just race and not worry about making the "grind" your main goal
Just enjoying playing the game will get you there
Robert Foster
>we
Jace Bailey
>oh god I've entered a thread for a thing I don't like and now I'm mad. how could this be happening to me?
Nolan Johnson
Ditto, in the 0.2% for Nitro with my 58k. Funny thing is, I just play during weekends and after work on weekdays
Landon Perez
"we"?
Grayson Ramirez
>We
Speak for yourself tranny
Brayden Turner
>6 threads deleted or locked the last few hours
Leo Hernandez
The GP grind has broken me. I use to play MMOs and even I think this shit is ludicrous. It's a fun game but I honestly want nothing to do with the GPs after this beyond unlocking Spyro stuff.
Is this what every games as a service title is like? Fuck that with a rake, bro. How can zoomers stand it?
Jaxson Walker
This is your tier list
Ddlg shit goes below megumi
Michael Hernandez
I stay in the top 0.5% just by playing online 1-2 hours everyday. Couldn't care less about nitro leaderboard, I already have Motorsport Tawna.
Cameron Thompson
NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE IN HELL
Landon Barnes
N-
Chase Smith
This should speak pretty well for how fucking awful the state /vg/ is in, absolutely no one of sound mind wants anything to do with it
Alexander Davis
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
Ryan Morris
Its Activision what the fuck do you expect? All of the content at launch without tedious grinds or paying nerfed coins for it? Silly user.
Jeremiah Flores
>A dude getting shot in the face point blank with a shotgun and a fat fuck dying of a stroke is more vidya than CTR according to our trannie mods
Connor Baker
>7 days
More like a whole other month. The babies update doesn't sound exciting. Waiting till Spyro is out.
Caleb Young
>a fat fuck fying of a stroke
did boogie finally die
John Allen
This. Top 0.1% in championship, top 0.4% in nitro. Stopped actively collecting nitro over a week ago.
Jose Young
That's not mine.
Jack Davis
what's going on in this thread? owo
Grayson Hughes
No, TotalBiscuit's co-host on StarCraft 2 streams died. iNcontroL? Unfortunately, not in enough control.
Colton King
AHEM
FUCK MODS AND FUCK DISCORD TRANNIES
Owen Martin
>Krunk in highest tier
This is some next-level contrarian shitposting
Hunter Harris
Bcё eщё caмaя лyчшaя
Jack Richardson
I hate Cocofags. I wish they'd fuck off.
Brandon Morgan
He's played by none of the online faggots. Perfection.
Luis Nelson
What about Tawna and Megumi players? Are you hating all acceleration players or only Coco?
Brody Rodriguez
>babies update
*time travel update
The level is about fake crash steling Tropy's staff and going back to prehistoric times to fuck shit up. Considering we're getting a back to the future delorean inspired car, expect tons of rad time travel themed skins and vehicles.
Justin Kelly
"Online faggots"? You mean the people who are actually good at the game?
Matthew Reyes
Seething.
Kayden Walker
Why is she so smug?
Jacob Ross
Right so i managed to beat all of tropy's CTR Time trials, and now i have to do the CNF Time trails.
what do i need to expect Yea Forums?
Hunter Carter
A pretty easy time since it's not Oxide
Even then, a pretty easy time
Joshua Perez
they're almost all easier than the CTR tracks.
Elijah Miller
I'm in the top 5% in the GP points so I'm good.
I've got all the shit I want in the Nitro section so I have no interest in getting that Tawna skin nor being in the 5% in that category.
Landon Turner
Mario Maker map shilling thread was just moved to /vg/. How long do you think this thread will last?
Kayden Diaz
Nothing. Tropy is super easy on the CNK tracks and so is Oxide, save for Tiny Temple
Jack Rogers
I DID IT
I BEAT OXIDE IN DRAGON MINES
I only have Tiny Temple left. Is it hard? I had trouble maintaining USF into the 3rd lap when I did Tropy
Ethan Sullivan
And Deep See Driving
Jason Williams
>posted before seeing this
Well fuck.
Andrew Morris
Tiny Temple is the hardest CNK track to beat Oxide, if you can't keep the USF for two laps, you're done.
Cooper Davis
hold usf the whole way
buckle up
Christopher Rivera
It could be
When I did it, I had to maintain USF for pretty much 2 laps
He does not ease up at all
Levi Jenkins
Get rekt nerd, I bet you're an amifag yourself.
Gavin Miller
I main Liz
Elijah Martinez
your kart is customisation is fucking disgusting
Carson Williams
Expect nothing less from degenerate pedofurs.
Chase Cox
Shit. Any tips lads? Is the shortcut worth it?
Joseph Hall
>thread's on autosage
Nathaniel Lopez
>dnding on blizzard buff
based
Adrian Hill
The current grand prix is international themed but the skins don't fit at all, though at least biker Crash is pretty cool. I don't expect much for the next one.
Robert Kelly
Mission accomplished
Blake Long
I found Sewer Speedway harder due to the bullshit shortcut gymnastics. TT is at least based on skill in a pretty straightforward track.
Xavier Cruz
But this Is perfectly fine
Elijah Powell
Just keep making threads.
Make the cuck tranny work hard and don't include the game's name in the OP
Justin Thomas
No tips, time to bite the USF pill lad
Evan Perry
And so is the Twitter screencap Witcher Netflix thread, and the reaction time thread.
Ryan Jones
RIPPIN ROO
Jack Gonzalez
Only tip I can give you is to keep your favorite fire path open
You just have to maintain usf
Leo Perry
WHY CAN'T I BUY THE EGG
WHERE IS HE
Eli Wright
Learn where to start your powerslides to get the most out of perfect boosting. If you can at least keep usf for the second lap, you'll beat Oxide after 1 hour of training at most.
Nolan Stewart
Summer Time bundle which I heard isn't available during the grand prix.
James Edwards
He's in some bundle
Jaxon Brown
-Hang time turbos even small ones are handy in maintaining reserves
-Don't forget that you don't have to drift (turbo) all the time. Sometimes, steering normally is enough to go through certain paths
Nicholas Martin
And the Elf thread, the Daisy thread, and the fucking 2hu waifu thread got 500+ posts.
I guess Mario Maker and CTR are not videogames
Evan Edwards
Someone must have been yelled at or something
I'm not seeing 4 smash threads up
I might be overlooking them though
Liam Turner
I hope we'll get the CNK adventure mode as soon as possible. Wanna play as Fake Velo.
Alexander Ward
Literally make a (crash character) confirmed for smash thread
They can't delete those
Carter Wood
this post gave me an idea, here's what it looks like.
Wyatt Mitchell
I mean literally no one. Which means they won't be voting for garbage maps in my lobby.
Isaiah Fisher
FFXIV threads are getting deleted too
Landon Thomas
This is great
Christian Cox
>Liz ready to get Coco some medicine
H O T