ESA Summer Marathon

I go for a wank and I miss 3 games, what the fuck is this NES block?

put a memespouting Yea Forumstard in his place

How come this game looks like prehistoric Ghosts n Goblins

>pay $60 for a ten minute game
NESticles, amirite?

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QRD on RE4, trannies and Ben; what happened while I was sleep?

STREAM 1 OR 2????

twitch.tv/videos/455394943?t=40h06m09s
timestamp to the RE4 run in case ESA go full retard and not post it themselves

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this, somebody post the run

Why are there guys in planes? Time travelers?

Wait, the whole couch got banned? Weird. That little faggot Zeroo was the one making suicide jokes and shitting on sponsor.

2 has some based aussie while 1 has nothing

officially deleted from the schedule. Goodbye you English cunt.

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that's a cute australian

I don't get it

What happened on RE4 run? I didnt watch it.

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They banned English ben from being on camera.

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>Meme Tales and it's Funcking Meem Theme

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It was supposed to be a race between ben and kz

They said the N word

What does that have to do with Frew though

AND THEY'RE ALSO POOR
I HATE THEM

From a tab I had open before they shut it down

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So he got banned because he mentioned the nuggets right?

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Will we get another mental breakdown this year?

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Dia is perfection

Who is English Ben

mother fuckers
that was the perfect lead-in to the swat 4 run and they ruined it

>partner couldnt press UP

>EnglishBen getting banned
And this is how it all starts.

AAAAHAHAHAAHA
ESA IS BASED THEY SAID
ESA ISN'T 'NO FUN' ALLOWED THEY SAID
AAAHAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAA

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> italians fuck up pressing up

literally worst allies

>can't press up

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>fun
Whatever you need to tell yourself.

what the fuck did he even say? was it really that bad?

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There's lines you shouldn't cross and that RE4 run went far too overboard. I'm sure other sensitive susies had a hand in swaying the decision but it's purely his own fault. I can't blame ESA for that.

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>the commentator gets banned
>instead of the retarded runner who made two racist jokes and spouted Yea Forums memes for more than an hour

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>was it really that bad?
Not really, but they were giving shit to GDQ at one stage so no doubt pants were shat by the organisers.

Faggot

Ben was going to be a commentator on his run.

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oh thats why he got banned
susan being a fucking faggot again

Faggots ruining good things. what else is new?

Wrong. See

Based.

So English_Ben is homophobe racist? ESA should remove that asshole.

this is esa's protomagicaldiaperboy

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>susan attempting to steal the title of "biggest piece of shit in speedrunning" from proto

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>ESA will never be this good again
God damn why does it all have to go to shit? Bigger is not always better.

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>that part in the RE4 run where the runner started talking about the White Man's Burden
I didn't know Sam Raimi was there

>past 10 games are all on NES
>same console, same setup
>Still takes 10+ minutes to get ready
Come on dudes. Get your shit sorted.

susan would cry if they did that and get everyone banned
cant have that anymore

I really, REALLY hope Punchy never goes back to ESA. He's such an insufferable little faggot and just endlessly whines about ESA.

People praise the fuck out of him in GDQ threads because most of them never see how he really is.

MIRRORS EDGE COMING UP WOOOOOOOOOOOO

> karnov
> next bos is a giant sea monster
> *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
> *clapping*

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He doesn't go there for the event, he goes for himself. He only cares about the exposure. His runs themselves are not exactly bad but when things aren't going his way and especially when he gets onto twitter his petty, childish and narcassistic behaviour becomes all the more clear.

Why is stream 2 not in some tiny room anymore? Was peak comfy last year.

>thinking Susan has the power to get someone that volunteered for the last ESA Winter banned
This is Zeroo's fault
>man fuck Viewsonic
>"they're our sponsor man"
>jk lol
>man fuck GDQ
>Zeroo, no don't
>jk lol
>fuck swedish people
>ZEROO
>jk man just a joke lmao

what is life like here in duckberg

Proto's retired from speedrunning events in order to spend more time with their other personalities, so the crown's current up for grabs.

Looks like it's just in a different venue so maybe there was no small room?

So people cant sneak in chicken nuggets and eat them in the background

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Remember when stream 2 was in the same room as stream 1 and you could see the TVs in the camera on each stream.

Yeah sadly. It's just not the same with them being next to each other.
>tfw no FF X run by metako this year

>DUDE Yea Forums

But they're not really getting that much bigger...

Oh no, that might actually have been a good race.

yeah its a charity event. He should be happy people are donating money for nugget jokes. Its harmless fun. If someone steals your thunder eating nuggets then the problem is your shit run.

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completely true
he threw the biggest fit over a donation reader saying his name wrong. he doesnt give a fuck about esa, he just wants more exposure

faster

wtf is this game. is he an ape?

You mean like right now?

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Surprised nobody's saying anything about the runners nationality

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Slower. This thread has a speed limit.

The stereotypical Frenchies were pretty alright.

>french waving my flag
The fuck outta here djävla groda

What happened to controlling your power level? Why do some retards from here go in public and spout out of context Yea Forums memes? To make yourself known on an anonymous image board?

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Sounds like the RE4 run was a mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=I1KYqalTVCI

Watching RE4 right now and the runner + couch are definately on uppers. Should have banned all of them.

Don't bully my wife

You didn't see that him and the frog from the final fantasy run are doing an x-2 race later today?

posting on 4channel is seen as a virtue now, it's cool to scream >DUDE Yea Forums in internet circles and IRL

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Just realized Ryedawg isn't running anything this year. Damn.

Would people really do that, just go on the Internet and pretend to be Susan?

Place is normalfag central

I will keep bullying all nu fate shit

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It's not even a matter of power level, runner was just a complete and genuine retard. The kind of faggot who shitposts constantly, on board and real unironically because he thinks it makes him cool and edgy. Basically a dude who cannot think with his own head.

He seems to be hosting and commentating a bunch atleast, kinda weird he's not running.

I saw that but it's a different category. I'm sure it will be fun but having donations decide how you do the run made it so good.

>Basically a dude who cannot think with his own head.
>ben took the hit for a giant faggot
Now I regret sleeping through it

this is the only place discussing esa
every one of those vain cunts is sitting in here reading every post
you can guarantee susan lives in these threads too

DId they really bully the runner? Wtf

>2017
>one of the big heads of ESA tells faggots to fuck off
>2019
>bends the knee to them now
You used to be cool Edenal

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If they're here, tell em to bring back maral

This piece of music can go fuck itself.

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>one of the people here is Susan
I'm so glad I'm not Susan.

Not sure why this Ben guy got banned in place of this other runner. He's a literally who to me anyway, should I care?

and the other brown chick

I'm glad you're not Susan.

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there's reddit and discord tho

Someone post the RE4 run

Congratulations for not being Susan

twitch.tv/videos/455394943?t=40h06m09s

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he was asking for it

>8 year setup
>3 minute run

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>you can guarantee susan lives in these threads too
Not it!

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how?

Thanks SusieMcnugget

Psure it's not his fault. Just Susan complaining, he banned dono reading with "nuggets" in them earlier too. Why anyone cares what Susan thinks is a mystery though

>nes games
zzzzzzz

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was overall acting like a redditfag in front of someone that's known to be active in ESA threads on commentary, and also opening himself up for blatant jokes since americans can't banter

only 3 more to go, hang in there

being a memespouting little bitch, and then compounding it by being a manlet who is going bald in his 20s. it would take a supreme force of will not to rip on that lard gargler.

>nes games

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>they expect to meet a $2000 incentive in a half hour
Lmao

pretty excited for fallout 2

Back from the gym, what did i miss in the last 2 hours? Some fresh drama?

Ben got removed from staff and got a onscreen ban because of his commentary at the re4 run.

...

Me too.

he wasn't even bullying the cunt

susan got ben banned
twitter.com/NotEnglishBen/status/1153277192337526785
twitter.com/Succinct_Punchy/status/1153177073621643264

>The ESA organisers have taken the decision to...
He had a hand in it

I'm 7 minutes into the run and its hella cringe already.

Hey you're back!

>BBF_ rage and Pokemon X at the same time tonight

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oh no, that's taaaaxic

Is there any tomfoolery with this charity? MSF and Save the Children are politically motivated and go way off topic of what they claim they do, and PCF just hands out flyers telling you that cancer exists.
For once, is this charity actually going toward curing old timers disease?

ding dong bannu

Well now I want to see the run.

I think ben did a relatively good job at both keeping the run entertaining and not crossing "the line", but I'm only half an hour in
he was just trying to banter with him

you can't cure alzheimer

I just got here what have I missed (since the event started)?

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god Mirrors Edge is such a fucking beautiful game

What is it with thin skinned faggots ruining the fun for every normal person... This is why we need bullying. Early, and often.

youtube.com/watch?v=3YUAwFxhuNY&t=202s

I've already fapped. I kind of want to again.

To bad its a shitty game.

I had to come back because of .

Run is very fun to watch and those 3 lads do a good job commentating.

but it's not

How can I watch the RE4 run now?

t. Only played the demo if that

twitch.tv/videos/455394943?t=40h06m09s

scroll up its been posted 2 times now

By reading the thread

My b

Holy shit that RE4 is impossible to watch.
What the fuck were they thinking?

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>and Pokemon X
I don't see it in the schedule

ok fuck them re4 fags they made fun of the palsy bro

some people have no filter

Ben Ryedawg and zero 2 year on screen ban for the re4 run

There are two streams

>new vegas
What in the goddamn

2 years? The fuck?

>fallout later
cool

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Go for it, my man.

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It's on the second stream. can't ctrl+F it cause they used the euro e Pokémon X

>troyan
EU pronunciation

Oh lol I forgot the symbol over the é when I searched for it so only the Crystal run came up

Fantastic.

proofs for ryedwag and zero?

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fugg man

They gave us stickered badges and removed my staff one. Zero isn't being penalised the same way, not sure on the details.

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I don't know man, I take a while and my cock's tired out. Not to mention it takes a resounding amount of effort to stroke its full length so that I can even cum.

Were there any good fun runs? Maybe a shitty game or two?

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F

Fucking rip

Do you get funny faces now or how are being treated at ESA now lol, must be hella awkward now.

>Zeroo triggers the fuck out of the threads, twitch chat, organizers and gets two people banned

In a way, this retarded newfag is a little alright.

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why the fuck can yanks not handle bants? weren't even bullying the twat

but ben wasn't the runner

Christ. Why the fuck does it have to be two years too, you fags are one of the big reasons I watch ESA.

Not sure if anyone else knows yet. They are doing a public apology on stream soon TM

shame about Ben and Rye but good riddance Zero the embarrassing faggot (^-^)b

I love my wife Hotaru!

>No.471306096
>They are doing a public apology

HJAHAHAHAHAhaa

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he was meant to be the responsible adult, not the guy goading the spergs.

Pretty much just apologising for it being harsh. I'm not allowed in the volunteer space anymore so idk what they think yet

>serious sam
Cant wait for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posting

nigga desu who cares. did you really care that much?
but holy shit that zero guy was a fucking pain to watch. literally some dude who cannot think with his own head. how the fuck did you end on that couch?

BASED

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As Zeroo would say, OH NO NO NO

why bend the knee tho

Fucking kill yourself, faggot.

>"Can you have a chicken... tendie?"
>"Is there anything else chicken flavored?"

This was the real reason right? I mean what fucking line was supposed to be homophobic here? the "some boys" line?
Also a daily reminder to always hide your powerlevel. It's always wrong to say Yea Forums out loud.

FUCK PUNCHY

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>serious sam 3
It's shit, user.

BASED FUCKING BASED
GET THOSE R/Yea Forums FAGS OUT OF HERE

Also the music fucking sucks this year.

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can't handle the bantz

Fuck off Susan

Ryedawg was banned from hosting after 2017 or 16 but ban was lifted

COULD THESE FUCKING NIGGERS CHANGE THE MUSIC TRACKS FROM TIME TO TIME????!!/!?1one!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How the fuck does that even make sense, retard?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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they haven't said anything remotely homphobic 1 hour in

Shit dude, so you are just no staff anymore or totally verboten?

>It's always wrong to say Yea Forums out loud.
No one gives a shit.

I spent months of my time planning the event etc as part of staff, and a lot of my friends were the people having to revoke my badge. Not being there for the VC race is the worst part by far. I shouldn't have commentated, but I felt bad for zero not having anyone for his first esa run

Sorry you got banned bro but Zero absolutely deserved it. That dumb faggot dragged you two down with him. I said it before, you tard wrangled as best you could.

JAWS POWER

>you tard wrangled as best you could.
lmao, this

Holy shit, the guy is only talking about Yea Forums and fortnite, like when you try to game the algorithm

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My favorite part was when he started shitting on GDQ and Ben and Ryedawg had to drag his retarded ass away from it multiple times.

Wow though I hope that faggot is banned for life. Literally chibi 2.0

someone post the webm's of zero dancing

Zero was horrible. Sorry he dragged you down bro. Also, please stop sounding like AdamAK, it confuses me.

Punchy did a whole rant on Twitter after the RE4 run, just showing that he's still a massive crybaby upset his e-fame is getting destroyed.

On the bright side, if you and ryedwag hadn't been there to filter zero's ass, the run would have escalated to very uncomfortable levels. It was fun as hell but that guy had no self control at all.

dude it's not like being banned will erase the recognition you get from organizing a decent event, if you really worked hard and nicely for it. People remember this shit.
About the VC race, I'm sorry to hear that. Ask people if they can let you do the race without mic. Just the race for this time, you know, for the viewers and shit, everything else can stick. Whoever "committee" or person that banned you is a human being and can be convinced to do what you want with the right words.

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>"we are really sorry you're a shitter"

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>more dicksucking
Jesus Christ.

wtf

>ESA confirmed to be worse than SGDQ this year
Man that RE4 run actually ruined everything, I'm stunned.

based swedish nes boomers

So what, faggot? How is that relevant at all?

>No.471306710

Odd, the crowd seems to love him and his antics. Could ESA be in the wrong!?

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Two.

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Fuck that faggot and Punchi especially.

FALLOUT 2

I was called in at work which ruined my morning plans, what the hell happened?

what are the odds of Zero being the foodposter in GDQ threads?

Chill out I'm not the guy you were responding to, just clarifying what he meant.

The Big Ben fell.

Did Susan get Zero banned? If so he's fucking based.

Oh wait Zero got Ben and Ryedawg and himself banned. On his first fucking ESA run.

That's awesome

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For me it is the McChicken

TOP FUCKING KEK OFFICIAL APOLOGIES

LOL

IT BEGINS!

? What did I miss?

APOLOGIES TIME

OH NO NO NO

oh god it's LITERALLY chibi 2.0
You're a good boy

Which run?

who dis faggot

What are they apologizing for? I just started watching

>live apology
what happened? What did I miss?

Aw shit here we go

Imagine getting banned by this faggot

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HAHAHA THEY'RE ACTUALLY GROVELING ON STREAM

what the fuck happened?

These motherfuckers think I give a shit about their hollow apologies.

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Wow.

What happened during RE4?

HAHAHA HOW SAD

read the fucking thread

>when you go esa with your friends

Watch the RE4 run. You'll find it either funny as hell or cringy as fuck, but the bottom line is that zero and his couch got screen banned because zero's autistic ass couldn't control himself and had to constantly be stopped by ryedwag and english_ben.

I swear punchy flicked as soon as he heard "chicken"

Anyway, stream 1 seems to look good rn

>runner did not talk about the game once
>"dude self-deprication dude short mad balding"
>runner was a memespouter
>runner kept mentioning Yea Forums and "DUDE VEE ARE GONNA LOVE THIS RUN S TIER BRO"
>didn't reciprocate bants so it was perceived as bullying and made everyone uncomfortable
>dude fortnite
there was not one redeeming factor about it

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Worst Jaws movie.

apology NOT accepted

This bullshit is why I will never attend a speedrunning marathon. Spineless people in charge ready to enforce bans the moment someone has fun in a way they didn't find funny.

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>DUDE FORTNITE LMAO DUDE S TIER 4 CHAN LIST ROFL
That was for the first minutes before shutting down it was unbearable.

>Apologize
>98.7% of people don't even know what they're referring to

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...

Should have left him out to dry. Let this be a lesson to you, dont let spergs drag you down.

It took some sacrifices but that RE4 run will be his first and last ESA run.

>entire chat is people asking what theyre talking about and saying they didn't see anything wrong with the RE4 run

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any good runs?

Nah Zero was a faggot and I'm glad his ass will never be at another ESA. Shame about Ben though.

RE4

>Staff calling the runner gay
>making terrible gay jokes.
>Mods in chat banning people who complain about terrible gay jokes
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt. Nobody wants this to be GDQ with fucking scripted banter, but they probably also shouldn't do shit that could get them twitch banned.

Ben, who the fuck brought to "their" attention the RE4 run, since it took them so fucking long to do anything? Someone must have complained.

Was it really Punchi? If so, top fucking kek. But somehow I doubt it.
Was it the sponsors? If so, tough shit.

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We officially GDQ now boys time to go home

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I agree with the moderators. The RE4 run fell below acceptable standards. Newgame+ is boring as shit and no matter of live commenter shitposting is going to save a shit run like that.

They're not apologizing to chat, they're apologizing to sponsors mainly

Nah, Ben can get fucked.

wait what happend? did somebody chimp out?
something to do with a resident evil 4 run?

Oh no.... they all look so lifeless now.

>GDQ was solid for the first time in ever outside of fatbody getting kicked from the hotel due to a drug-related incident
>ESA ends up with memespouters getting the staff banned and chicken memery ude to one run during the 2nd/3rd day
This summer's magical

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What's happening in the webm?

Twitch should be banned.

I got banned for saying good riddance to Zero lmao

Chat mods they were fuming and running around while the run was going

So if the run was so unnacceptable why didn't anyone step in and ask them to tone it down? I understand Ben was there and was suppose to be the mediator but seeing as he got caught up in things that duty should have fallen to anyone else on the staff.

This knee-jerk response is just offloading the failures of the entire staff onto 2 unfortunate people and 1 overly-enthusiastic autist.

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ESA fell to the same level of GDQ then
Nothing is sacred anymore fuck this gay earth

He was dancing badly because people donated for it after he compelled them to donate for it.

To be fair that was because Fatbody was clearly trying to buy drugs.

I dont think they wanted to make a scene on stream.

but seriously, was it autism? Zero i know you're here. You seemed super over exited and it seems like you really shut off your filters for this run.

A fat sperg regretting running his mouth and saying he'd do shit he couldn't do.

*gets twitch sub donate*

I told you this shit like 2 years ago. The same moderators from GDQ are also moderating ESA, the event is unironically pozzed by the same trannies

>Watched RE4 run
>Was a shitshow in terms of presentation and the run itself
>But everyone was happy and laughing so that was nice
>Didn't feel like there was anything too ridiculous
>Now this

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guess I'll have to watch the RE4 vod to understand what the FUCK is even going on eh. shouldn't have done that apology and just sorted this shit out internally 2bh

It wasn't Susan, I can't go into much detail but apparently there were several supporters who weren't happy with how it went down

It took way too fucking long for chat monds to be enough relevant to have caused the ban. If they really were the cause, it'd have happened right after.
I mean wasn't the RE4 run 8-10 hour ago?

what was the gay joke? I didn't hear one

what a shitfest

GDQ wasn't and hasn't been solid for years just due to the donation readers not letting a joke ever go. Entire runs filled with nothing but pun donation readings or meme shit like the FF9 run

>Didn't feel like there was anything too ridiculous
Kill yourself.

I didn't watch the RE4 run but it sounds like it was just cringey, did they actually say anything offensive to warrant a ban and apology like that?

>To be fair that was because Fatbody was clearly trying to buy drugs.
Yeah, it was a fight over it + hotel's juristiction so I'm not blaming GDQ for it, just that it happened.
A shame though, liked that sonic run

I'm actually watching it now, like 15 minutes in and it's a decently entertaining run. Zero's a bit of a pillock but the others are keeping it fun.

was it the yetee? they always seemed cancerous and they're involved with both gdq and esa

I had no idea.
Are the mods imposed?
I know twich niggertrannies will appear in your chan the moment it gets enough reports or nigger/min in the chat.

*gets autism award for excellence in failing to recognize sarcasm*

He's right though. What the fuck are you so upset about?

>tomatoanus

cope, this SGDQ was good

Nah.

Charge back the donation you made to get Zeroo to floss

Fallout time boys.

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As an addition to this, the reason it took so long is because I went to sleep right after the run so they waited until this afternoon to revoke my badge

Guessed so, thanks if true.
Susan can be a bit annoying, but he isn't that relevant nor that much of a cunt to indict everyone.
Someone should just approach him and tell him, just like you do with a kid "Is it really that fun taking everything so seriously and getting angry over everything?". Besides that, he's a decent guy.

Answer the question, faggot. What about the run has got you so angry?

>tomatoanus
Off to a good start I see

I mean you saying "Kill Yourself" is more harsh than anything that I remember being stated in the run.
So yeah, I don't get it.

Imagine a 20 year old autist who found Yea Forums maybe a year after browsing reddit/Yea Forums trying to act cool and you can make a good guesstimation of how the run played out.

It really isn't.

Taken the wrong way it looks like a classic case of bullying and intimidation of the runner. To anyone that isn't more fragile than a porcelain doll it was just a bunch of shit-talking.

Also top kek, everyone is laying really really low in the latest speedruns, I wonder if I'm imagining it or it's really cause of the ban.

ESA was heavily debating going sub-only chat like GDQ has for years last year, but only due to significant push-back they refrained from doing it. These people infest the upper rankings and will eventually get their way. Punchi being one of them

Sorry dude, SGDQ was great and ESA is pretty fucking bland this year outside of a few top tier runs. Holy shit RE4 was bad.

provide a few examples then
what was said apart from light-hearted banter

take your meds tranny

anybody what to give me a thorough rundown of what happened during the RE4 run?

The chat would have 2 posts an hour if they do that.

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Give me an example then.
Because all I really remember is the growing gag of being short, bald, etc being using in a joking way.

I'm honestly curious what you see as being worse.

It's a copy paste of a twitch comment you meme spouting redditor.

Chill down bro. Have some nugs. This one's on the house.

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>did they actually say anything offensive to warrant a ban and apology like that?

They're keeping it too vague, it was either people thinking the couch was bullying zero when it was nothing but banter that the whole crowd was enjoying or the two jokes that slipped zero's tongue about suicide and not being born swedish.

Nah. Maybe if you mute the runs? Unironically just watch any other event, I quite enjoy RPGlimitbreak personally.

Welp, this is the last ESA that will have open chat and fun. This is the future you brought on yourself for supporting special snowflakes like Punchi. It was fun while it lasted

>hurr tranny
Kill yourself, newfag.

Fuck off, nugget boy.

I love that Yea Forums is going to blame Susan and trannies instead of the dude going LOL DID I MENTION Yea Forums ENOUGH THIS MINUTE CAN I SHIT ON GDQ AND HOW THEY DO THINGS LMAO LETS SHOUT SOME MEMES

Yeah thats definitely what sponsers want.

>didn't reciprocate bants so it was perceived as bullying and made everyone uncomfortable
The one doing the bantering should pick up on this and stop bantering with such a person.

>talks about copy paste comments
>accuses others of reddit memes
What was copy pasted?

What happened to games where you could be so stupid you couldn't talk to NPCs properly

What the fuck does that even mean, retard?

>suicide jokes
I'd imagine they're super strict about that, so that sounds likely.

...

So no more fun allowed? Dropped.

Some threads earlier i stated how happy i was that esa seems to embrace its place as a more open, down to earth speedrun event... fuck, this sucks to hear.

How long until they go full corporate shill?

Yea Forums is full of newfags. What do you expect?

Zero is living proof people need to be bullied.

sounds like my life

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I thought ESA and NASA were made to get away from GDQ bullshit?

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>the two jokes that slipped zero's tongue about suicide and not being born swedish.

Nigga are you deaf? That zero guy was literally behaving like an unironical /pol/tard. Saying every 2 fucking seconds "Womyn have to be respected and loved don't beat them etc. etc."
I seriously doubt someone didn't feel the sarcasm in those sentences.
Zero deserved to be fucking banned from any access to public facilities in the whole country.

You might have brain damage if you enjoy constant pun donations and runs of the same games every single year, but you are entitled to your opinion.

step in front of a bus would ya, fucking homo faggot ruining everything. GOD fucking damnit all

More effort than strictly needed to make a game.

Nah, he deserves scorn and shame as well.

truth bomb

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Don't pipe up if this is your first ESA. Ben and Rye have spoken about Yea Forums on stream at several events, and shitting on GDQ is common as well. This is 100% a response to crybabies whining as loudly as possible.

Do you agree Yea Forums?

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zero was engaging in self-depricating behaviour, so ben was going along with it expecting some remarks made his way in turn
zero mistook it for him having to depricate himself even more, was just extremely uncomfortable
I think ben did as good as anyone else could given the circumstances

>defending r/Yea Forums because you dislike the other guys more
cringe

Yeah, I could see that.

The original comment was posted on twitch chat,c/p here and got a reply of rewarding it with a twitch sub donation.
Then it gets "awarded" for autism and failing to recognize sarcasm which is ironic.

Sorry dude I'm not a contrarian faggot, this last GDQ was a lot of fun.

I've been here for years you dumb fucking faggot and if you think that RE4 run wasn't cancer you can go walk in front of a bus. Zero is a literal r/Yea Forums fag and its his fault Ben and Ryedawg got banned.

No.

In a few years probably. Atleast they are still changing what charity they support each year. Most of the organizers are really approachable and if they get a lot of negative feedback over banning E-Ben they might change their mind

Actually yes, but I would switch 1 and 2 personally because I have much fonder memories of 2.

I liked fallout 2 the best but 3 and 4 were by far the worst

we're not defending anybody, we're talking about why they got banned
if you were in the previous threads for even five minutes you'd see practically every post shitting on zero

1 and 2 are incredibly overrated
3 and 4 are also given more shit then they deserve, but there very obviously the worst of the five either way

ESA and NASA were made as alternatives. The alternatives became popular because of the draconian enforcement of rules in GDQ. Popularity made ESA and NASA too profitable. ESA and NASA now have to draconian enforcement of rules to maintain their bottom line. Rise and repeat.

3 isn't great but it's not bad either, 4 on the other hand is fucking shit

>this last GDQ was a lot of fun.
t. newfig zoomer who never got to experience pre 2015 gdq

I'm watching the run now. There's a lot of stupid banter, but I'm not seeing anything ban-worthy. There isn't much talk of the actual game, though.

homos need the rope, fuck you Susan

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2> NV > 1 > 3 >>>>>> 4.

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>if you think that RE4 run wasn't cancer
Of course it was cancer. But it was also fun. The fact that you're worked up over it tells me you're exactly the sort of person that cries when someone makes fun of you. You literally can't handle the bants. And telling people to kill themselves constantly doesn't win you arguments. It tells people you're losing the argument.

You just can't catch a break these days.
It seems there are a lot of cool people there though but it my just be a feeling i get.

Why is the game so zomed out?

It's time like this i am almost sad, that i have a strict "no social media" rule.

>But it was also fun.
LOL

holy shit they can use this.
Literally bring a certificate saying they have Tourette

Is not like they can actually afford to do it when they're only getting a 10k average viewership, with the RE4 ironically being the highest so far at almost 16k. They'd kill the chat entirely and with it any interest about the event so they know damn well they need to keep everything as it is. The problem here is that some people just want it to be euro GDQ, as vapid, safe and massively sponsored as it which would of course kill their identity.

>"Womyn have to be respected and loved don't beat them etc. etc."

The only joke I remember about women was the strong independent one, most of the time it was banter about his "malding" and his constant mention of Yea Forums and doing Fortnite dances. The suicide joke came out of nowhere and was what made his couch jump to stop his ass before he even tried to continue and he still tried to rectify it inmediately.

>/>471308257
>discord
>phone posting
join zero in front of that bus faggot

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FUCK BLUMPH!!!

You forgot to call me a tranny bro!

I love all these fucking fags who are now pretending that the GDQ a fucking month ago where half the runs were rated above A is somehow bad. Yeah, blow it out your ass faggot, sorry I'm not a brainless tourist here for drama like you.

Resolution patch.

I posted the comment on twitch chat. And I didn't copy paste it. The comment didn't include the word "shitposting." It wasn't responded to. You're talking out of your asse.

>"The tone they want"

Nigger the point is that there is no limp wristed looser like you policing which tone is the right one

godspeed user, wisest guy I have met on the internet so far

I know you disagree because you have no sense of humor. Shitting on someone who is short and balding when he VOLUNTEERS that he is insecure about it in front of his buddies is always going to be fun. You need to make some actual friends, faggot.

Browsing Yea Forums is a mental illness?

>I've been here for years
No you haven't you filthy tourist anyone who claims he has been around for years is nothing but a filthy sub-1 year outsider. Now fuck off.

>half the runs were rated above A is somehow bad
holy fuck
no more (You)s for you lol
you're new

>Of course it was cancer. But it was also fun.
Fucking kill yourself Zero. I'm so happy you're banned but fuck you for taking Ben with you.

Imagine actually thinking the RE4 run was fun, holy fucking shit.

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Absolutely.

Blind playthrough

user...

it's certainly a symptom, yeah.

>Literally bring a certificate saying they have Tourette
That's not how tourettes works, m8
>The suicide joke came out of nowhere
Nah, it was a line of "cringe" jokes.
>Can't wait to see myself on Reddit
>r/cringe, r/livestreamfails, r/Iwanttodie, r/Imdeadinside

join stream 1 for chokefest

RPGlimitbreak is pretty solid.

ESA was made in 2012, it couldn't have been made to get away from GDQ's bullshit because GDQ wasn't bullshit yet. It's just a European alternative to GDQ because some people don't want to travel to the other side of the world to speedrun.
NASA was made because Naegleria wanted to hang out with fellow speedrunners

kek

I've literally, LITERALLY been here for years. Although I lost all my pre 2008 stuff, sorry fag.

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trainwreck ongoing on stream 1

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ruh roh

OH NO NO NO NO

choke

Come up with a better response than "kys" for everything, uninspired retard.

>pretending Yea Forums is still muh sikrit club
grow up

RIP fallout 2 run

i got here like 3 months before the gamergate disaster got going, was at least familiar with Yea Forums for 3 years before that

user, I...

Fuck no

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DEJA VU

RE4 run was cringe, the runner was not able to do what he claimed he could if donation incentives were met. The constant harping on Yea Forums was kind of weird and it felt like he was specifically playing into us or some shit.
I stand by the ban of Zeroo just for the quality of the run, but not for the behavior during it

Is Nymphoqueer good past S1

Another Brit going to get the ban.Oh no...

Dude I dont have to come up with a better response. Zero is banned, I win. You liked the RE4 run, you lose.

My father died from choking. This run is deeply upsetting, I would like to request the runners banned please.

Typical ESA run

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What the fuck are you talking about, faggot?

> where half the runs were rated above A
what the fuck is this nigger blabbering about

They should just amp up the savescumming. It's random when the electric floor damages your character. Just take one step, survive, save, repeat.

I was looking forward to this run
fucks sake

>The runner who was tased to death

>r/cringe, r/livestreamfails, r/Iwanttodie, r/Imdeadinside
Oh yeah that too, but I recall he talked about straight up suicide outside that which is what made his couch stop his ass.

BASED Zeroo dabbing on Yea Forums

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i thought the RE4 run was kinda funny....

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Zero isn't banned, just me and rye

wait I closed the stream yesterday and went to sleep after witnessing the cringy RE4 run, did the runner get fucking banned ?

Oh so you didnt even fucking watch SGDQ and you have no fucking idea what you're talking about, I'm shocked. Fuck off back to wherever you crawled out of, newfag.

>a bunch of gay jokes

Is that just an insult about the jokes or is he saying he made fun of gays because I don't remember any.

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no, he's referring to when ben told him to "shave his neck" which he meant literally as opposed to eluding to slitting his own throat
zero misinterpreted it as "slit your throat" and said "wow, an esa staff member is telling me to kill myself" to which ben said "no I just meant to shave your neckbeard"
that's it, that's the suicide joke that happened, a joke that wasn't even about suicide

The is the exact point I started watching the run, too.

thats fucking bullshit

I got to watch a fun run. I win. You got triggered over it. You lose. I don't give a fuck if someone won't run again at a marathon.

fuck this gay world

Based. Get fucked Ben. Now Get Zero's balding head up on that intermission desk.

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fuck off zero

Shit, Zeroo deserves to be banned for that run far more than you too. I'm legitimately saddened by this. I enjoyed your commentary

Well since they took transgenderism off of the official list of mental disorders something has to fill the slot.

Read the post if you want to know what I'm talking about. Read it until you understand it.

>Ben is banned
>Ryedawg is banned
>Zero is not
No fucking way

Nigger you're getting triggered right now because your r/Yea Forums faggot's run went so bad it got some beloved people banned.

Atleast we still have GTA marathon h-haha

>run buggy as shit game
>believe you have the bugs under your control
FOOLISH

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Oh, I must not have gotten to that point yet. Still watching.

Fucking why?

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That has nothing to do with anything I said, you stupid motherfucker.

Fuck off zero

What the fuck?
Guess you've learned not to hang out with people from here at least.

>last GDQ
>good
yeah, nah, it was kind of improved, but far from good

I'm making fun of you for getting worked up over it. That's not triggered. I don't care if people got banned. I'm laughing at you for thinking that bans should be metered out for jokes. It exposes you as someone who doesn't fucking belong here.

>we've got a good category: Receding %
Some of this banter is actually funny.

It's like a reverse of the Bonesaw ban from GDQ.

>beloved people
lol

You're really bad at it dude, you must be used to r/Yea Forums. You should probably kill yourself.

Then you shouldn't have responded to me in the first place if what you said wasn't relevant to what I said. That's how this place works. Do better next time and you won't get shit on.

What's going on?

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>OVERESTIMATE

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Holy shit, are you fucking retarded?

NOOOOOOO Yea Forums INCEL LOSERS SHOULD BE ALL BANNED BEFORE THEY SHOOT UP ESA

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Can we get a mercy kill on stream 1 please. This is elder abuse.

Ben's pretty popular here. Ryedawg is hit or miss but other people here seem to really like him/

Only retards are defending Zero, its actually hilarious how obvious it is.

was it a fag, nig, or female joke???

the game glitched up and he kept dying

Reminder that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Especially bad if since newfriends parrot everything without thinking.

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this guy gets it, although people are free to swap NV and 2 according to whether they prefer the FPS style or no, but 2 probably deserves the #1 spot because the FPS elements of NV were mediocre at best, and the gunplay was the fucking worst. All those cool weapons and they all felt like fucking nothing to use. If I ever wanted to applaud 4 for something, which I don't, it'd be for the gunplay.

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Good Astro Boy run.

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The timer.

The dudes seem to be enjoying themselves still

Major choke

strawpoll.me/18358177

Among faggots, maybe.

STOP MAKING FUN OF RETARDS
SOMEONE TELL SUSAN TO GET THIS FAG BANNED

>making fun of retards
BAN THEM, BAN THEM NOW

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No one, this isn't GDQ

Runner got stuck in the maze room with random electrical panels

>deserve
non
>ought to be
ben the raging faggot

>overestimate
europe.....

mmm sweetie you can't use the R word, m'kay?

>The RE4 run literally ruined out chances for any more comfy ESA threads this year
Thanks Zero

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No one gives a fuck about your retarded rating faggot.

Once again, no argument, and constant buzzword insult slinging like you've only spent 3 months here. You're preemptively accusing people of being from reddit in order to dissuade people from pointing out you're acting like you're from there. People on Yea Forums are not as stupid as you think.

At the end of the day you're angry and I'm not. You want people to be banned because your skin is paper thin. Nothing you say is going to change this. Go back to where you came from, faggot.

anyone who spouts Yea Forums memes should be banned regardless of the context

I watched 18 minutes of the run and it's clear that the two people that got banned bullied zero. zero is obviously kinda mentally handicapped so it's not okay

Where the fuck is the Susan option?

>susan not on the list
ONE JOB

missed the run what happened?

>be speedrunner
>get lost on the simplest maze ever made
wow

hay the culled the tranny garbage completely, all at once to boot. thats a good sign if any

Hey you can scream and tardrage as hard as you want my man, it wont make the last SGDQ bad and it wont magically make all the people on Yea Forums who liked it vanish.

some estimate you got there buddy

Lol @ this retard talking about other things and forgetting where to go. His buddy has saved him 4times now

>mericans come to ESA
>ruin it for everyone else

epic

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Why are people called "Zero" always gigantic faggots? Can't be just me

To think, we could have had 10 NES game runs by now.

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Good, Yea Forums doesn't deserve to be comfortable.

tl;dr
Fucking kill yourself my man

ESA really is bad, we should leave the thread and make some twitter threads and stay in those threads, right lads?

This run's getting fairly boring since it went over estimate, anyone got anything decent to fap to?

nah it'll be dramashit for a few threads until popular opinion is settled and all the anons waking up or otherwise just tuning in have caught up to speed

RE4 run was a thing that happened
twitch.tv/videos/455394943?t=40h06m09s
The result of this run was two commentators(English_Ben, Ryedawg) being banned from esa (Screen ban for 2 years)

wew

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ESA hasn't been good for years

agreed, bye guys

Zero is a chuuni name and all chuunis are massive tryhards.

>a few threads
A few days at least

YETEE DROPPING ESA
>YETEE DROPPING ESA
YETEE DROPPING ESA
>YETEE DROPPING ESA
YETEE DROPPING ESA
>YETEE DROPPING ESA
YETEE DROPPING ESA

don't forget next year too! at least BigJon is safe!

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Best you can do is hide posts about it and the replies stubs.
With any luck it'll calm down by tomorrow.

This guy should be running the game, he seems more knowledgable and is saving the run

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hey, fuck you, not my fault that idiot sperged out.
also susan is the real faggot here.

nah, it's the city of malmo saying they don't want ESA back since zero said he was glad he wasn't born a swede.

Nothing else to say for yourself. You just run from the argument because you lost.

new

source this shit motherfucker

>tomatoanus comes all the way from the states
>isn't doing a run
gay

lol kill yourself newfag

Is that all you can say? You don't have anything else in your lexicon?

Tomatoanus is pretty terrible and only does meme runs of Fallout games like sex%.

stream 2 on saturday

Should we tell him?