>big party companions can brutally murder smaller companions
Big party companions can brutally murder smaller companions
You can't trick me to click on it, I've seen it already
Awww :)
>2009
God I feel old
Do you hate adorable things?
You sick bastard!
Dats fucking cute nigga.
I wish a dog did this to me
I miss my dog.
>villians goals turn out to be virtuous and even beneficial to the protagonist at the end
Had a dog that killed our chickens, never did a thing to our kittens though even as they ate from his bowl
>Would-be party member is made fun of for the way he looks and isn't recruited
>mouse sensitivity too high
billion years of evolution led to this retarded to dude
very cool dog mommy
>item boosts damage given and received
The fuck is wrong with that dog? Some kind of a failed breeding experiment?
haha holyshit
>dg
How
>dude doesn't even try to swerve out the way
>dude doesn't even try to brake
why are chinks so retarded?
irony
Just get a new one. The pain will still be there for a good while but the distraction of having a new pet will help.
>manly tears reincarnates as a dog
i need to punch something after watching this.
How can another species treat a totally different spices with love?
I don't think I'll commit suicide today after this thread.
the state of shoveldog in 2019
trully the darkest timeline
>He's mine now. Go 'way
Chunky boy
You JUST KNOW, DAMN!
Was he carrying a lit molotov cocktail with him and this is a suicide bombing because otherwise that shit makes no sense?
new game+
What a cute blob
because love transcends imaginary manmade borders user. we are all stuck on this flying piece of rock hurdling through space together.
#BlueWave2020
I miss him...
Animals are so weird. Like that, chick is basically food for the dog, but the dog acts like its parent instead? Why?
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH :--D
>Max LV. Player joined the game
Considering it’s been a bit over 10 years i wonder if either the dog or chicken are still alive today.
sleep well doggo...
Most mongrelized region in the world
-127 social credits for the traffic violation, it earned him a punishment and they remotely deactivated the safety features in his gas tank.
>headless kamikaze a.k.a. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>DPS lf invite
>game keeps handholding you despite the next action being obvious
The majority of chinese don'thave souls.
There are a finite amount of human souls, the world was never meant to sustain as many people as there are existing in it, and neither was the spiritual component of our existence, so the vast majority of people born in the modern age lack what could be called a 'soul'. They look the part, they imitate the behavior of their complete peers, but they lack the spark that makes a human, human. They are empty husks, a terminal without an operator. They don't truly live. They just imitate, without cogniton or sapience.
China is the worst affected by this due their ridiculously high population. So many are born daily that there just arent enough souls to meet demand, leaving basically all modern chinese empty. And since basically all their peers are empty, they have little in the way of human behavior to mimic, so you get completely bizarre behavior like this. They just do, no thinking, no comprehension of cause and effect or consequences or anything because there's no one home.
fucking why
does it have retard?
>LV. 3 Player joined your party
>playing fps on a console
PREDICTABO!
>asians are smart
Half of it is because chinks being chink drivers
And the other half is because of chink maintenance and repair mentality, you almost always want to avoid renting stuff in china because the mentality is to let items run its lifecycle and then toss the entire product away when everything has its corners cut so hard that it's probably cheaper anyways
This includes shitty mopeds and bikes with its brakes, they're never touched up on and never replaced, and then thrown out when they become worthless, this fella probably just got one at the end of its lifecycle and was panicking trying to slam the brakes that weren't there
Really, just never go to china for any reason ever
>+800ping
no idea mate but my love for garlic knows no bounds.
Animals don't like having to eat eachother either
don't think that sledgehammer could fool me. I already saw the little rubber ball on the right
Jesus christ. Sick display of an AT-Field.
I as a human love eating animals
PRÖÖÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ
Cows don't even have horns, are they just imitating bulls
This is what ugly people put attractive people through, humans are just more polite about it. Underneath the pleasant facade though, this is what they want to do to you.
He'll always love you, user.
Pot twist: it was chocolate chip ice cream.
>oh no, it's retarded
Every single time I see this I can't help but laugh
>*tink*
>*BWOOOSH*
>that exact moment when the door doesn't open
It's our influence on the dogs that did this
>That guy
>Retarded
Would you want to live in China?
>dude doesn't even try to brake
Considering this is China we're talking about I doubt the brakes are functional if it even has brakes built in in the first place
>another horror game that relies on jumpscares
Yawn.
sometimes i do this maneuver in front of the mirror as well, just for laughs :)
I like the story behind this, the guy saved that condor as a chick.
If I were to guess, motorcycles have the gas tank on the front, must have nicked it on a sharp corner of the truck, rupturing the tank and generating a spark
>level 3 in RuneScape
That aside glance at the camera made me chuckle.
Why racemixing is bad
Not pictured, the projectile diarrhoea that dog had that night.
>wh*te """people"""
why do animal love being pet so much?
>Dog is 9 years old
>Has to lay down to drink water
>Chills all day
>Only has a couple of good years left
I'm not fucking ready bros
Is that a deer or a cow?
why are chickens so fucking funny, guys?
Is it wrong I find it hot?
those are obviously too young
dog
i would
My cat pretends it's swimming when it drinks what from the bowl.
My dog died today :(
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Sorry, old /f/ meme
I bet her favorite position is doggy
Straight outta uncanny valley
the virgin cat
the CHAD mutt
water*
Why did I write what?
>wallclipping
Jokes aside, that's heartwarming. I hope they got adopted together.
Underrated
It is honestly impressive
ever since I first saw her I've wanted to see her take horse cock... weird huh
Your mom never rub your head as a kid?
Also they don't have the reach or thumbs
Better safe than sorry?
>when you get railroaded by NPCs
>game makes you self reflect on what kind of person you are
boston dynamics have gone too far this time
I think a lot of it has to do with their government as well. And no I'm not even memeing here. China is more than just a simple homogeneous state like Japan or South Korea (which are obviously thriving), it's their retarded single party government which blocks any kind of critical or abstract thinking that "goes against the will of our leader and our people". It doesn't seem related at first, but when you think about it, children in China are having a huge part of their natural brain development stunted in the name of communism and I fucking SWEAR it has something to do with the amount of completely retarded shit you only see in China and no where else. The high population obviously inflates the problem.
Based on how shitty that dogs environment looks, that small little chick is probably it's only friend and form of socialization.
I feel bad for both of those animals.
>inverted controls
Is this be you?
she auditioning for the new Xenomorph?
this is some simpsons shit
It's her fucking back that creeps me out most
My parents had to put my/their cat to sleep. She was close to 18 which is almost 90 in human years. Couldn't tell there was anything wrong her aside from her losing weight and not eating that much anymore. Vet examined her and all her internal organs were apparently starting to or close to failing.
Losing the pet you've known almost half your life hurts. It hurts you bad.
plus I don't think there's some kind of vehicle inspection thing in China, so they often end up driving with vehicles with no brakes as that's cheaper than having someone repair it
Dragon Quest Builders 2
The entire fucking game
Holy shit, it's the only flaw.
That's a mating display, ostriches and vultures love to practice the dance
Chad AF. He didn't even flinch on the first one.
Yea, that happens if you breed an alaca with another alpaca
You say that, yet we're still using Soviet technology to get to space. Communism itself isn't inherently anti-intellectual, Chinese communism (i.e. Maoism) is by deluding people into believing dirt-poor farmers can do a better job at running a country without 'bourgeoisie' education.
It hurts, but you'll be as strong as you need to be when the time comes
WTF was that at the end?
Hello Gamestop I'd like one copy of Bomberman
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Reminds me of those basketball players who fake tosses a basketball in someones face and he doesn't even flinch.
Those have little to do with Communism and a whole lot more to do with the prospect of war.
See that 2009 in the OP webm? That means the dog and the chicken are dead nowadays.
The crazy part is that this isn't even a mirror.
What are they doing?
lol'd
Huskies in warm climates suffer during summer.
Making Chilli Dogs
why are they freezing that doggo
Winter dogs get roasty in the summer
Try being razed in a totalitarian regime and tell us.
>not keeping your dog fresh
And than you whine that it dies after 10 years
Rather appropriately, Okami - although in that case the dog is the victim of handholding.
CARLOS
making a chili dog.
Cats are the absolute WORST animal
FUCK cats, I hate them
he's cool
BASED
CRINGE
Nice one.
Fuck you why would you save this shit
His feet were on the ground so it's probably that his brakes were malfunctioning.
Outta my way chicken fucking shits!
probably just playing, but the dog could also be overheating because it's a cold weather breed in a hotter climate. Like if you take siberian huskies to somewhere like nevada they just overheat and die of heat stroke because their coats are designed for sub zero temps.
That's how you get salmonella
WHAT
Hah
How do they teach dogs how to guide blind people?
MODS MODS MODS
>"Bro, just follow the mar- No we don't need to fight this random battle man let's just g- FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T ACCEPT THAT QUEST YET!"
sneed
he was dying and they're preserving him so they can save him in the future.
>Why yes, I am a fan of sports sims and COD! How did you know?
>secret camera footage of the inside of Grinding Gear Games' studio on their day off
i dont see any salmons
The fuck are you on
Krp:lle on ilmoitettu lipastuksesta
>It's okay user, he's friendly
>The dognigger starts barking at me
>The cat snuggles up to me
Anyone else not liked by dogs? I have nothing against them, they just always seem to hate me. I miss my kitten though.
Huskies like the cold. Mine used to open the fridge, throw everything onto the floor, and climb in.
That sucks, user. Hope you feel better eventually.
Otin kuvan vielä kun olin palveluksessa mitään ei ole lipastettu.
>maybe this thing leafy thing on the water can hold my weight like in the cartoon.
The tiger and bear combo is kino
Keldorn in a nutshell
>end
Excuse me, there's a glitch in the matrix.
Life
I was really surprised to learn those giant lily pads can actually support a huge amount of weight. Guess she slipped though.
saved
fucking foreingers
F
Im sorry user I know how you feel.
don't wait too long before getting a new one, lots of dogs out there need your love
Dogs are great apart from nigger breeds like pitbulls
Cats are stupid uncaring assholes
dogs can smell a huge faggot pussy from a mile away.
wtf i'm vegan now?
Guys did you see wh
>russia
They are
Victoria water lillies are fucking huge and can support the weight of an adult
>content can't be beaten without two players
W-wait, those things aren't fucking solid? How the FUCK CAN frogs sit on them then?
>The weak should fear the strong.
Why are Russians so obviously Chaotic Good? Based