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Yea Forums is making fun of us again, Yea Forumsros.

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>hahaha we sure showed 80% of our potential audience that we dont want them watching our progressive show hahaah
>im sure the people who read the books, who want to see them adapted to a screen with all the details still there, will enjoy our huge changes to the characters :)
>wait what do you mean we arent getting a season 2....????!?!?
>INCELS!!!!

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I don't remember the books full of niggers or with a handsome geralt

This is DmC all over again

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Season 2 was already greenlit for some stupid reason.

good, this shitty piece of a shit board deserves this

Where are the niggers in the books?

Too bad Dirk Gently couldn't get similar treatment, that show really deserves another season.

cope normies don't care about your video game they just want another comfy GoT clone.

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It's good to show contempt for your audience

The books didn't have darkie Yen and Triss

this shit ain't on their twitter, 3/10 made me check

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>Keep talking about the books when it has nothing to do with books
I can't wait for netflix to die

Daily reminder that Netflix is at a constant money loss, yet it continues to exist.
Why would a company keep going despite being a non profitable money black hole?

>the books had niggers in them

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Meanwhile
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That's how Netflix tend to operate: most of their original content us commissioned 2 seasons at a time. They gamble on people liking season 1 enough to then immediately go "S2 when?" And are then happy to hear that it's already in the works.

OMG THE CORPORATIONS ARE ARGUING ON TWITTER. I NEED TO RETWEET DEFINITELY NON-VIRAL MARKETING ATTEMPT.

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why are they bringing up the books as a valid reason? they literally dismissed the books already with every character appearance

>but this isn't based off the books, but in that case where is that mustache
god i hate white males in their 20s, and also women

fucking retard
twitter.com/Xbox/status/1151209249432854528?s=19

I still can't get over the scrotum armour personally.
to be honest the zero budget 2002 tv series looked better.

Same reason YouTube continues to exists.

>how can we make the story in the books better in our show
>I know
>let's add lots and lots of nigs and nogs
Ayy lmao
sage and hide

Money laundering scheme, it has to be that. There's no other reason why they keep making so many bad decisions.

>a fucking week old tweet

Why the fuck are you posting this now?

thought you meant codpieces for a second and then i remembered

Youtube is backed by Google though, it's understandable. What does Netflix have?

CORPRAYSHUNS? THATS GONNA BE A YIKES YALL

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>Yea Forums making fun of anything
Oh man that's rich. Though The Witcher probably is a better tv show or movie than a game, because the game is boring as fuck, dropped it after one long play session.

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>tv series trying to capitalize on the popularity of a video game trilogy that was based on a collection of books
Name one creative work that is three steps removed from its source material and is successful. You can't.

none of the main characters in GOT where niggers

WHAT

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All the popularity comes from the games. These idiots are so far up their asses.

nice goalposts

>there are people on this board who pay for Netflix

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Netflix did it
they made Xbox look cool

Shin Megami Tensei

>progressive
>INCELS
Why are you trying to push an agenda?

Can't wait for the black female inquisitor protagonist to start questioning her loyalty towards the Imperium.

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>Cuckbox getting blown out by the thing it desperately wants to copy

kek

>bank on a title that is famous for its games
>base it on the books
>still gotta make the elves black females

Unless they decide to completely fuck the adaptation, we're still getting this Eisenhorn as the protag.
1d4chan.org/wiki/Gregor_Eisenhorn
The series is an adaptation of his books.

Friendly reminder that Yennefer got blacked in the netflix version

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>netflix talking about books

>Where is the beard?

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Friendly reminder that Yennefer is black in the netflix version

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Netflix getting spit roasted by Disney and Warner can't come fast enough

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>Where is the beard?

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Books mention neither Geralt having a beard, not being shaven, so it really doesn't matter either way.

Sunken cost fallacy. People will keep giving them money to operate, so their investment isn't lost.

>show is made purely because of witcher 3's success
>they're not exactly religiously following the books either with the casting or costumes or EYES
Jesus what a bunch of retards they have at their twatter.

And then they cancel it because showrunners want pay increase for 3rd seasons. Stranger Things directors are literally the last people that were able to jew Netflix out of money

yeah in books geralt didnt have a beard

But they remembered to bring all the niggers and shitskins with them apparently

WE
*mutt Triss*
ARE STAYING
*pajeet Yen*
TRUE TO
*black Fring*
THE BOOKS
*Chad Geralt*

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Doesn't he have a huge moustache on the cover?

Normies only know Witcher 3.

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NANI

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>Describe characters as having fair skin
>None of the casted actors have fair skin
So they're not even using the books.

I honestly don't know. I guess they keep accepting losses as long as they keep their place as top dog in a certain area.

one of the first things he does after healing in brokilon when dandelion shows up is ask him for a razor cause his beard is itching him.

>*whistles for horse*
>*rides through featureless valley for 6 hours*
>*raises magic Indiana Jones sword*
>"... ™"
>"Argo™!"
>*follows laser beam*
>*shoots fruit from tree and eats it*
>can now grab stuff longer for some reason
>"...™"
>*climbs pillar and shoots lizard*
>"Argo™!"
>*rides 6 hours back to temple*
>*generic unintelligable divine voice gives instructions*
>*runs 9 hours through valley into cave that opens into another valley somehow*
>generic new location camera pan
>"Yah! Yah! Heh! Yah! Heh!"
>*rides 5 minutes to center of arena*
>camera pans to a Collossus™ sensing an intruder
>*shoots horse boss and runs into hill tunnels to hide for 6 hours*
>*runs out the other side of the tunnel and shoots again and hides in tunnel for 6 more hours*
>boss kneels down to get a better view of tunnel camping faggot
>*runs and tries to jump onto the boss, misses because it stood up*
>*shoots Phaedra™ and hides in tunnels for 3 more days*
>boss finally kneels again
>*hops onto bosses' ass*
>generic orchestral score triggers
>*grunts rhythmically to impotent shaking*
>*stabs tramp stamp 600 times*
>boss petrifies
>*gets tentacle raped by pure spite*
>*wakes up in temple as totem explodes*
>*turns into baby*

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witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Zerrikania

Thats not the real geralt, thats an early design that got changed.

>Beard? Never heard of it

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Geralt only got normie famous with TW3, so that's the 'default' look everyone associates with him.
That Netflix pretends not to understand this only makes them look like butthurt
>akshually
autists.

What the fuck is that thing

>witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Zerrikania
its more of a mixture of central asia and middle east not subsaharan africa you retard

some guy talked about seeing zebras there

I can understand them focusing on the books since it might even be a contract reason. I can see the author saying that he doesn't want the show to have any sort of reference to the games. But then they also change things from the book which kind of defeats the purpose.

witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Ofir

Roadside Picnic (1972) -> Stalker (1979) -> STALKER series

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>go woke and go broke
Are you retards still peddling this shit? Ghostbusters was 3 years ago, buddy.

isnt that some kind of paki or something

>haha its from the BOOKS
>copies armor from W3

Soros funded to subvert the white race.

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wow almost as if the area from central asia and india to mauretania is gigantic and can house more thatn one culture that the writer can base his works from, theres newer qany talko of niggers ar anything chracteristic of their "civilization" and as i said CENTRAL ASIA MIXED WITH SOME OF THE MIDDLE EAST

>Got to do some rewrite of your own
>Get your name out there
>Get paid
>Don´t have to respect nobody
>It will be known as your own when it release
They have zero reason to give any care for you

I can't believe I'm saying this but this is the one time I wish Disney would destroy a company, I hope their streaming service succeeds. At least they're more subtle with the agenda.

Here's your black ones, bro.

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Please, he was clearly attractive in the books despite not looking like Fabio. Entire room of fucking sorceress all turned on by him? Are you shitting me?

It's like you fast forwarded a bit too far from where you were in a horror movie. This is the moment right before crap goes down.
Genuinely cursed image.

at best we can hope for a series of detective stories in space with a 40k visual aesthetic
Though those visuals won't be blanchitsu style like they should be.
Also ye some secondary character is going to be turned into a black girl.

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Even in-universe that armor doesn't make sense. All those indentations would make it easier for enemy weapons to be stuck. It's basically a suicide vest.

>imblygn those shitty books are better than games
lmao fuck
even funnier when people start raving about how Ciri isn't a mary sue and the last couple of books ain't a massive circlejerk

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>all we've seen are white

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How can they expect the audience to take them seriously when they look like that?

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>the books!
The cast says otherwise

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Eisenhorn HAD a black girl for a main character

Yeah, I'm not hoping from anything 40k related endorsed by GW.

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that makes sense because those costumes and armor and weapons and other props cost alot as a huge investment so you definitely don't want to just make 1 season from that shit and throwing all that money away right after

>Bro why aren't they adapting the games
Because the games aren't even that old.
Go play the games if you want to experience that story besides you'd bitch if they cut down the plot like they would be forced to.

Why are redheads so hated by these people? It's the sexist hair.

Literally no one knew or cared about the shitty books until Witcher video games

Jesus fucking christ what is this shit.

What do you expect, Yea Forums to know shit about Warhammer lore aside from "lol god emperor xD"

>Half of bond‘s charm is he seducing women with his thick accent
>They think they can replace him with dindu nuffin

>literally provide what was asked for
>still pulls strawmans out of his ass
Could've just said that you're from retardera.

>Let's spend even more money on equipment, actors, licenses, just so the costumes don't go to waste
The props were likely the cheapest part of the entire production.

Now it'll be her seducing other women with a thick ungandan accent.

Weren't they interested in him because of his mutations? Which made him something inbetween a human and a sorcerer.

Baby mode for warhammer

warhammeradventures.com/

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But season 1 isnt even out yet. No wonder Kikeflix is tanking

Me on the right.

Ian Fleming rolling in his grave can power a small town.

who was that again
it's been too long since I read the books

>wrinkly ball-sack armor

what kind of retardation is that? are they trying to be diffretn from the game so much that they create this shit?

Can't wait for the EA adapatation of the netflix series!

based

>nilf armor looks like shit
>cintrian armor looks great

huh?

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Fuck Netflix, they murdered Evangelion

why is that white boy bald at the age of 10

he wasnt atractive as in good looking he was manly, its mentioned many times in the books that ge doesnt look good with all his scars and pale leathery skin

It was as popular as Lord of The Rings throughout the entire Eastern Europe. Everyone who was remotely into fantasy read them here in Russia.

Most of the fags on this board would hate the stories from the books anyway

Fuck I miss Witcher 2.

They're deliberately ignoring the books too, if it's something that was handled faithfully in the games.

I honestly only remember 2 females, the doctor and Bequin, but to be honest Eisenhorn wasnt my cup of tea.

yeah he fucked up ciri really bad some of the books tah focus on her are unberable

Maybe I'm missing something since I'm not the biggest fan but I thought this was Warhammer 40k, not some generic looking kinda steampunk thing.

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Which makes me imagine that without the scars and pale skin he would look chad as hell

Yeah Warhammer Adventures is for kids. That's why Yea Forums brings it up so much

Glad Witcher is getting butchered, maybe this shit franchise can finally die already.

Even my husbando knows this show is going to be shit

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No it wasn't, not even in poland. The author knew the witcher wasn't going to become big so he didn't want anything to do with the games and then the games actually struck gold and he became sour as fuck.

Eisenhorn's pilot Medea Betancore, the daughter of the guy from the first book

Why do people still not know this show is based on the books and not the video game?

t. burger

It got another season (2)
canceled after that tho

>he has a beard
are they going to make up their fucking minds?

How the fuck do you fall for a joke article like this

Fuck wh*teoids. Polish culture inspired books are surely filled with native BLACK MEN. I sure hope young Cirilla gets BLACKED while I'm watching my new favorite TV show WITCHER on NETFLIX with my WIFE and her BLACK BOYFRIEND.

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he didn't want naything to do with the games because he hated video games and those who play them because he's a dour boomer commie who hates 'kids these days'.

Imagine being this mad about a television show.

>Polish culture
>Polish
>"culture"

It wasn't a bad game tho

thanks

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>It was as popular as Lord of The Rings throughout the entire Eastern Europe
I do wonder why you tards keep on making this shit up. He was known by fantasy readers in Poland, at best. Nobody else gave a shit about him until the games became popular and suddenly everyone prided themselves with it.

And MIB International was this year. Black Female 007 will be next year.

Your point?

It is on netflix. It doesnt need to make money.

Excuse me
Poland is white

Did man in the high Castle have any niggers?

>mutt culture

>Polish """culture"""

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And nobody gave a shit about LoTR until the movies came out.

I think there was a quote in the books about nilfgaardian soldiers looking like "rotting ballsacks" or something.

you're either lying or haven't grown up in the 90s, They were unquestionably the second most popular fantasy books after Lord of the Rings until Harry Potter came out.

>putting diversity where it doesn't exist

>And MIB International
Wasnt this just as much as a flop as the new ghostbusters though?

Looks legit to me

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That's my point. His point was that "Get woke go broke" didn't happen in kino's after Ghostbusters reboot.

>described as threatening-looking fucks with winged helmets
>get manlets with a ridiculously large helm for no reason
OK

I'm not mad user, I'll be enjoying it as I already mentioned, don't speedread.
Poles will get culture once they pay back to EU by importing a LOT of immigrants.
No it's not. If you disagree complain to Netflix don't bitch to me.

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?
Geralt didn't have a beard until TW3 though.

The new MIB just kind of came and went with no one caring.

Ghostbusters was a manufactured controversy machine that crashed and burned spectacularly.

Why do you people even cares?
They are just a bunch of hacks who wants to ride on the Game of thrones gravy train, they clearly don't give a crap about the fans and want the Game of thrones audiences...

I'm under the impression that you believe the folklore in the witcher is polish which is simply not true for a majority of them. The witcher borrows heavily from germanic folklore. Polish culture is eating food that looks like someone threw up on a plate and drinking vodka.

>moorcock

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>Poles will get culture once they pay back to EU by importing a LOT of immigrants.
Only right that they do given that they've abused shengen to be roaches in pretty much every western european country ever since they were let in anyway.

>literally provide what was asked for
what was asked for you mongoloid nobody asked for anything
also what strawman you said zerikania was black i said it wasnt and your answer is linking other culture that has nothing to do with zerrikania

>Tallarn
>Salamandar

The comics are retarded, no question, but 40k has mixed gender regiments and sand niggers.
Ive only read one Tallarn novel though and it was pretty much "all is planned tzeentch wink" but with tyranids.

what was the thing about MIB? MIB had will smith in the leading role from the start, how do you black it any more than that?

Dunno if true or not but the guy is a madman.

If the original author fucking hated the video game adaption of his books, i can only imagine how shit he thinks the netflix series is gonna be.

he would look alright but you cant look like that after the mutations

I don't care too much about a black or female bond, but do they actually believe
>"It's a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still bond..."
Do they take themselves so seriously that they think anyone will do more than go "meh"?
Of course everyone would already know it's a female black bond because she'll be all over the posters, trailers and advertisements, so no one would be surprised in the cinema by it, and even if they were, no one really cares that much.

>be Sapkowski
>get offer to use your novels in a vidya environment
>either get a lump sum or a percentage of the earnings
>fuck this shit I am taking this €5000
>fast foward 10 years later
>super butthurt about it
>tries to sue CDPR, fails
>sell out his shit to Netflix, surely this is going to bring in mad dosh now
>this is the result
The dude sure must feel foolish at times

A woman.
and pretty much because >and went with no one caring.

Alot of movies arent worth watching in cinema.

007 Nigga aka "Black, Jamie Black", will be the next rage bait made to satisfy no one except the activists.
You know that if even one youtuber farts when asked about it, news will be full of "Alt-right threatens to bomb theaters" stories next day.

>they murdered Evangelion
How exactly?

Are you literally retarded?
Do you have brain problems?
How were you even able to write this post when you're this fucking stupid?

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thats a diffrent warhamer its the fantasy not the 40K

/thread

He probably doesn't like the new dub. But
>caring about dubs

Given that the props look like the cheapest plastic mould shit they could find, I don’t doubt you for a second.

>Geralt has a beard in one game
>WTF WHERE IS BEARD FOR THE TRUE FANS LIKE ME WHO STARTED WITH THE THIRD GAME

Kill yourselves, Netflix adaptations are shit but you're a fucking poser.

Calm down sperg.

Yeah, what a gay retard he must feel like, getting a ton of money for nothing. What a fucking dope.

>money laundering scheme, gotta be

He hates it because he feels like he should've gotten more money.
If Netflix pays him well he'll love it.

not anymore its not whiteboi

Adventures looks like some shitty steampunk spinoff though, and unfortunately it is 40k.

Social engineering

You have no clue what you're talking about.

Wasnt CDPR willing to give him more money also?
I do not understand the butthurt.

i dont remember that, and even if there was i doubt it was referring to the armor

Season 2 was poopoo tho

here are just the Russian editions of only the third book.
72500 copies in print only in the years before the first game came out.
fantlab.ru/work2962

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IIRC, after the success of Witcher 1, they offered royalties again but he still refused because he's a retarded old man. By the time Witcher 3 was one of the biggest hits in gaming, he realized he fucked up.

no one cared when he didn't have a beard in The Witcher 1 and 2.

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slav cope lol

it is? what the fuck, how is it even possible to fuck up that much

>for nothing
he crated all the characters and the world thats not nothing, and he coulve gotten mcuh more money from it than the scraps he got because of his arrogance

Because it's for kids like 5-13.

Taxposting finally reaches the Witcher series.
That's funny, Sapowski(or whatever is his name), used to be an accountant, and in one of the short stories there's Geralt and a gnome using a lot of accountant mumbojumbo jargon.

>The Witcher video game series consists of The Witcher 3 and its DLCs
Why are gamers like this?

it's kiddie shit and not really something GW cares about.

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I honestly don't get this mentality. Why not just make a new franchise? Female James Bond is enough of a hook to justify itself as a new franchise. If they aren't going to follow the rules of a franchise, then why are they even using the franchise in the first place?
Just make a No One Lives Forever movie.

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>asks a question
>gets an answer he doesn't like
>spergs out
Keep going, I know there's more retardness inside you that just begs to be let out.

That story was fucking incredible because most of it was Geralt chasing down a shapeshifter impersonating a gnome professionally known as Dudu

boomers 1 - zoomers 0

They had to cut costs somewheres.

You know how he's always mentioning his medallion humming around magic? He has the same effect on witches

>spike in sales after the first game came out
It's not even funny anymore how hard you try to turen the books into some monumental work that it simply never was. Before the games nobody heard of them outside of fantastyka readers, and only after that all this crap started and it got elevated into something it never was and never will be. Not that a burger like you would be able to understand let alone accept it. Gotta get those brownie points somehow.

This. Netflix has infinite money from people just binge watching Friends over and over again

To be honest i didn't mind her look after i got to see her moving around. The one thing that bothered me the most was that the Nilfgardian armor was real and that some of the sets looked kinda.. cheap to me ? But on the other hand i think they nailed the "Geralt roided up on fucking poisons" look , so we will see.

>That story was fucking incredible
Lol. I didn't say it was incredible, it was amusing like the other short stories (first one being the most interesting). Yennefer ruined everything though, and the saga books were shit.

Fuck shitflix. Seriously.

This, basically. Why they think they're clever for not giving him a beard because "that's what muh books say" after seeing all the other changes is pathetic.

>make a series based on an incredibly popular video game (very loosely) based on some books an incel wrote
>do a shitty job of adapting to either
>t-t-this is our interpretation!!! w-w-we decided to take something incredibly popular and ignore it because we want to

>"Warhammer 40,000 is steeped in rich and complex lore, with a myriad of traditions and stories that have accumulated over time in this thrilling and complex world, making it one of the most exciting properties to adapt for television audiences and the franchise’s loyal global fanbase."
>inb4 they butcher the lore into oblivion and every character is black

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netflix days are numbered with disney and all of the other major tv/movie studios launching their own stream service and taking their stuff off netflix, at this point netflix can only survive by making more stranger things style hits

are we gonna see that missing-a-jaw mage bitch?

Used to be a "Season" of some tv show lasted 18-25 episodes. Nowadays a "Season" is 11-12 episodes.

>that
>black
I have seen tanner whites.

I can only guess that's their entire business structure. Give a budget to any shitty idea in the hopes that at least one becomes a hit.

"whites"

you didnt adress anything i was saying, do you hvae reading comprehension of a 6 year old or are you just american? ill make it easy for you
THERE CAN BE MORE THAN ONE CULTURE INSPIRED BY THE VAST AREA KNOWN AS THE MIDDLE EAST,NORTH AFRICA, AND CENTRAL ASIA. IN WHAT WAY IS ZERRIKANIA BLACK?

Why are they mentioning the books? They're not adapting them any more than they are the games?

Spotted the retard who has never read Eisenhorn
it's literally detective stories in space with some spooky chaos shit popping up

the big letters should make it easier to read for you

What in the actual fuck

>books an incel wrote
why do retards insist on using the word incel to describe everyone and everything

its just a shitty femoid 'clapback' against us toxic incel misogynist gamers

>netflix days are numbered
>Stranger Things 3 alone had 40 million people watch it
Netflix won't go anywhere. It's like a gym membership, even if you don't use it, you won't cancel it.

welcome to Yea Forums for the last 10 years or so. The word changes occasionally but it's all used the same.

and are those 40 million people going to stay subscribed until the next season? what else is there to watch now that normalfag shit like freinds and the office is gone

>in the book Triss and Fringillo were niggers and Triss was a poo in loo
Why do they keep falling back on this excuse? Just admit you're pushing a marxist agenda which you think is progressive and righteous.

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I've read the first book, it was fucking boring. But just because it's the most boring, mundane shit Warhammer has to offer, that doesn't mean they can't fuck it up somehow and I'm sure they'll find a way.

I'm a 31 year old Russian who grew up reading Sapkowski, ёбaный ты дeбил. The books aren't some kind of a monumental masterpiece, just extremely good medieval fantasy, not as good as Tolkien but certainly better than for example anything Lewis or Moorcock have ever written.
>outside of fantastyka readers
As opposed to? Normies don't care about any fantasy that isn't LotR or Harry Potter. Most people don't even read any kind of fiction at all.
>spike in sales after the first game came out
Like any book does when it gets adapted, what kind of a retarded argument is that?

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That is a pajeet

>and are those 40 million people going to stay subscribed until the next season?
yes. the only people actually cancel their netflix accounts are autistic /pol/tards to "make a statement"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS LET THEM IN

Netflix doesn't give a shit about the books either.

WoT has sold over 80 million copies worldwide. The Witcher's only claim to fame is that it was cheap enough for a no-name dev studio to make a game with.

WE

>implying original story means anything anymore (see Dark Tower)

>THE BOOKS! THE BOOKS!
>meanwhile also ignore the book and just do whatever you want and shove in personal politics to boot
in the words of late and great fitzthistlewits; "god i hate women"

What the fuck are you doing with all these tabs user

>not adapting the games
>not adapting the books
>nothing but contempt for polish folklore and myth and especially ethnically European people

What exactly are they "adapting"?

Because they know the people swallowing it haven’t read them

What pisses me off most about this image is the fact that they use the word "humanity" when they mean "altruism", which I can only assume is an attempt to dehumanise anyone with self-interest.

>calls themselves writers
>only came up with two slogans for six cards

Yea Forums only pretends to read

lmao dead company

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is every modern writing room now majority female or something? no wonder modern television is written like shit

t.Razorfist

They're trying to fill the hole that GoT left.

at least it made sense with other insults but incel is very specific and doesnt work very well as a catch all derogatory term

yeah, sure felt that way from the trailer - especially that ransacked wagon shot.

gamers should stay contained to their non-hobby anyway

Fuck

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>black dildo costume and bad wigs cost a lot of shekels.

If it was supposed to be more accurate to the books why did they do all these other changes along with mashing the stories around?

Yes. Do you think based males take writing/journalism classes in college?

But Yea Forums is just the Yea Forums of movies

males arent going to college in general because they're failed incel autistic shut-ins masturbating and playing video games all day

Might be the same thing that gave him a robot arm.

this isn't even recognizable as anything warhammer anymore wtf its so far into propaganda territory it might as well be any of the other shows

>But Yea Forums is just the Yea Forums of movies
its way better than this cesspool

whatever happened to bonds sidechick character in skyfall? she was at least somewhat appealing.

Sneed

STOP PUTTING NIGGERS IN EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAH

because ginger is an anagram

The people writing this have never seen a Bond movie.

Males dont want to participate in a society where women have power.

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I wish i could delete every Yea Forums crossposter from existence in hellfire. Not a single board or even from reddit is as cancerous and obnoxious as them. Not Yea Forums, not /pol/, not 8ch, not Yea Forums, nobody.
And the worst thing of all, is that they literally can't meme and STILL after all this time stick with their EPIC baneposting and sneedposting as if it was fresh comedy gold.

mind=blown

>Yennefer ruined everything though, and the saga books were shit.
used to enjoy them but now i agree with it

>im sure the people who read the books, who want to see them adapted to a screen with all the details still there, will enjoy our huge changes to the characters
These same people enjoyed the video games despite CDPR making huge changes to the characters. Why would that be an issue now?

Jeremy Irons should've played The Witcher, he basically already did a very similar character that looked exactly how The Witcher should look.

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The games were good.

>polish
>ethnically european
K E K
Lemme guess, american-polish? Literally the two worst breeds mixed into one, and this clueless ignorant post proves it.

Fair point.

>tfw polaks are making a fan movie with a shit budget of which the trailer already looks better
based poles

i prefer sneed over 56IQ children, contrarians and onion boys

The books are shit lmao.

This IS going to be another DEEHMSEE: devil may cry, isn't it?
>What an awful trailer, everything looks like shit
>Marketing alienates the only people that are actually remotely interested
>Journos: "Get over the white hair already"
>"Not in a million years"

VV: The Witcher
>Trailer looks like shit, medieval slavic country inhabited by everyone but slavic people
>Marketing alienates the only people that are actually remotely interested
>"Get over the white h-- beard already, you racist cisgender mysoginists"

The only thing left to complete the circle is during the first episode, Geralt looks into a mirror with a beard and goes "not in a million years" before shaving, then rides along to fuck a black Triss.

>Season 2 of Netflix's The VVitcher unexpectedly canceled

I’m pretty sure they are making that intentional, knowing Netflix

sneed

If you are faithful to the books then why are all the characters black

shut up anglo

>Defending multi-million company
Consider suicide you dumb sheep

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>saga books were shit
the first 3 were alright if i remember correctly but the short stories were the best

Wrong, Polish ancestors come from glorious Sarmatia, later mixed with slav locals and Germans.

not true

>pretending you know how shares work
go back to pretend stocks on /biz/

It's the same "pretends to be a long time true blooded fan" bullshit that video games went through, now we got faggots who want to defend the Netflix series pulling the same tricks with the books.

I think the point being made is that Netflix's "shutdown" tweet in the OP is about then basing no-beard Geralt on the books, despite having other characters look nothing like their book counterparts, thus completed negating the point.

i dont understand where i'm supposed to be looking at this image, could you put some red circles around the important areas and maybe write some summaries about what i should think about it?

>humane
>/hjʊˈmeJn/
>adjective
>1. having or showing compassion or benevolence.
Maybe you should learn words, you psychopath.

it’s a joke

What's compassionate about stealing money from rich people to give it to poor people?

>I'm a 31 year old Russian
Post ID card, there's no flags on this board and any amerimutt can copy paste from Google translate

Fucking your mom rn lmao

Witcher became popular because of the game, not the books, fucking idiots.

In the book it clearly says that istredd was 50+ years old looking dude. The black one looks like nothing like that. But hey, we are adapting the books :D

rude

Whatever Burgerland touches they must localise

Temeria is getting BLACKED by BNC in this right?

Don't bother, peasants think they're somehow our equal despite doing none of the valuable work. Literally parasites feeding off the hard work of millionaires.

>What's compassionate about stealing money from rich people to give it to poor people?
I don't care. You said they misused the word humanity, but they did not.

It's not peasants I'm annoyed by, it's the communists who think I'm lacking in compassion because I don't want to give up what I worked hard to get for myself.

>A woman.
How does one character having a vulva make it "woke"?
Have sex.

why do you browse Yea Forums without https mate?

But that IS all poorfag mentality. Peasants are inherrently communists who want to kill and maim their superiors for not giving them EVERYTHING they have. Poor filth will never be satistfied nor grateful for all our good work in trying to let them live comfortable lives despite being entirely undeserving of it. Don't kid yourself, the poor masses only want your blood, even if they pretend to fight for you.

>the first 3 were alright if i remember correctly but the short stories were the best
you remember well
but i would say that saga go nosedive after 2nd and was keep afloat only thanks to dialogues and narration
anyway 5th tome is shit not even mentioning ciri

You are wrong lol. My entire family except for my younger sister canceled their memberships last year. They said they could never find anything they wanted to watch. Netflix is already having problems and I assume this is common.

Oi, step off my main man Elric. He doesn't deserve the witcher treatment.

>ancient /r9k/ fags shitposted a play and this is proof that roasties derserve roapies
Eat a dick faggot

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I'm lower middle class but I understand the value of rational self interest, don't lump me in with these communist idiots who think anything besides open-borders globalism is inhumane.

Polish culture and myths, as their people is wont to do, is simply stolen from real slavs, germanic, balts and nordic culture and myths

MIB had a black character from day one though? Why are you people so obsessed with blacks whenever they get a role in any tv show?

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I don't get this show. They keep saying; "but muh books, muh books" but the trailer alone puts that to rest.
Even if we only look at it from a surface level perspective, Fringilla being Black is a huge, huge deal lore wise. She is related to the Duchess. Which means that entire country needs to be black. Not only that but Fringilla is constantly compared to Yen. Which means Yen's appearance makes no sense.

I could go on and on, but the point is there. This

Most of the movers and shakers in the film industry, the people who control the money, have to have a gun put not only to their head, but to the heads of their wives and children in order to even start to consider a new idea.

None of you faggots even read the books. Because he does grow a beard in the main story, because he's basically on the run/hunt 24/7 and doesn't get to shave it like in the short stories.
And the sorceresses all have the hots on him because his mutations make them touching him basically be like a drug. It's mentioned multiple times that his touch makes their skin tingle and shit.

>Here's your Yennefer and Triss bro

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>sheep
its like you really just came out of 2012 reddit. post your fedora

Black in shows are perfectly fine.
Blackwashing a show is tacky and demonstrates poor values.

I remember people making a fuzz about new Bond being blonde and blue eyed. That's the level of bottom scraping these "fans" will pull to have something, anything to whine about so they can feel personally attacked.

Are they sure that this butchered carcass of a TV show isn't a side gig (or something cavill would like everyone to forget.)

>ID card
Russians don't use ID cards, you use your fucking passport for everything, this isn't America where you can use your green card or your drivers license for something.

i can't believe triss' actor is 27

she looks 40

>For the fiscal year 2018, Netflix reported earnings of US$1.21 billion, with an annual revenue of US$15.8 billion, an increase of approximately 116% over the previous fiscal cycle.
daily reminder that netflix isn't going anywhere, and this is the future of television

>Why not just make a new franchise?
Because they know injecting niggers and niggresses as MCs isn't enough to sell a movie.
>want to make money
>but also want to make black people "based"
>but also want to cover up good white actors
>do this

Why does Hollywood hate red heads?

>triss' actor is 27
she is? jesus

>this is american education

But that black woman isn't Bond. She just mantles the 007 codename.

>tfw we will never get a good Overlord game
>tfw we will never get a MMO as enthralling as Overlord's world seems
Though if we had a choice in isekais I'd have to go with Log Horizon since its one of the few where beast races aren't nekomimi trash. Nyanta best boy.

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brown/black people love posting memes and talking shit about how bad white women age and how good their women age, where they at

Looks like a poo to me

>all our good work
What kind of good work exactly? Holding trillions in offshore desposits and living off making money out of thin air?

Gingers aren't human. This is nothing new. Even hollywood draws the lines on this nasty goblinkin

Like in Japan.

Those trillions came from us creating their jobs that feed them and house them. See? We gave you a chance at a comfortable life, and you try to tear us down because you want more.

Overlord's lore and worldbuilding is cookie cutter shit as fuck in the LNs.

>Salamandar
Salamanders aren't black, they're fucking walking coal. It has nothing to do with blacks. That's like saying Sauron is a nigger by the Third Age

and all these netflix seasons are still too fucking long for the story they want to tell

>trillions of humans spread across thousands of planets
>no diversity

You are a very silly boy.
I'm not saying whatever that Warhammer babyshit is isn't fucking stupid, but your comment definitely is.

I love every version of this pasta

For some reason I always find east european and asian works the most interesting

This one really pisses me off because I actually always wanted a female bond but now I have it I can only feel anger.

I'm European. Poland is a shithole.

same, unironically would've preferred elba or some random white woman over this

>normies
>Yea Forumsros
I want reddit cancer to leave

females are revolting

I think he is implying it is kept around as a tool of political control.

FICKI FICKI ?

The Aryans were redheaded, Jews have set out ever since they gained control of media to destroy red heads.

The lion King live action movie is based on the movie the lion King which plagerised the hell out of kimba the white lion.
The same also applies to the lion King stage show
And the snes game

Bonds a black girl now? Wew. That being said, Blackwashing gingers needs to stop

i wish witcher was a good game so i would have played it so i could be in on all these threads on Yea Forums and Yea Forums

so are you :)

>from us
From those you inherited that money from, let's not get ahead of ourselves, alright? You're just a figurehead, you have no practical value, another cardboard cutout wearing a suit could replace you tomorrow if you were to die. All the finances are handled by financial advisors that you employ.

>us

did some pole fuck your girlfriend hans?

aren't gingers the most palest group of white people? jews must get a sick pleasure out of turning the whitest white people into nigs

No, I'm a glorious male. Progenitor of truth, wisdom, beauty and integrity. All things women seek to destroy.

>i wish witcher was a good game
it is just because you dont like it doesnt mean its not good,

My girlfriend isn't named hans

Sure, a peasant whose only life experience is being a wrench monkey would know the intricate business world.
Hey, monkey, if you're such an expert, why don't you start your own business and join our ranks as the deserved rich?

The only holes Polish men are working is Toilet drains.

Yes it does. I like good things and don't like bad things.

Nice LARP

>Ancient /r9k/ says women are emotional and will ruin society
>Women get power and are ruining society

No, but a pole crippled a friend of mine permantly by blinding him in one eye with a finger, out on the city because the pole asked for smoke and my friend didn't smoke and said he had no cigarettes, which the pole took offense to.

No it's just a shithole full of smog and everyone worth their salt (and a lot of people who aren't) used the EU to get the fuck out and be immigrants in other european countries stealing cars or working for less than minimum pay.

weird, i thought all germans were fags

>tell them how they don't follow the games
>WE FOLLOW THE BOOKS
>continue not to follow them by blacking everything

Please, i'm not only a business owner, i was a crypto millionaire first. It's that easy and everyone tried to tell you.

if you love men so much, why don't you marry one lol

seething

you use Yea Forums that means you dont know whats good and bad

Imagine seeing a german, and think you're supposed to suck him to sate your drug addiction. That's gay aka anglo as fuck.

sneeding

Poles are the niggers of europe, nothing new.

Come on, after all the different actor being the same dude they will cop out now? Name her James for god's sake

Those are your "New Germans", Hans.

because netflix is form the other side of the "discourse", everything they do is dumb and made only to destroy society

isnt the name james bond part of the 007 handle?
its not like its his real name

Poles? They have been the new germans, new brits, new icelandic people etc ever since they scammed themselves into schengen.

In the first book there are two Zerrikanian chicks who are basically like black sisters from Danmachi

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the english translations of the books are bland and soulless, if they used those instead of the games as the basis then no wonder the show looks so shit

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Because I'm not gay, I simply acknowledge the truth.

>Poles are the niggers
are you retarder?
have you ever met a gypsy or someone from the balkans
go to russia or ukraine and youll see the niggers of europe

Every engineering and upper level math class I've taken was about 90% male.

I saw a really good one for astral chain but it confused me a bit since it talked about flying vechiles when you use a motorbike to get around in astral chain.

They had a tlrast a backstory and came from distant lands.
Unlike Triss, yen and vigo being anything but white now.

>I'm not gay

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Poles are the same as gypsies and balkan niggers. They literally don't understand morals, they live to steal and cheat, they are literal roaches.

thyre described as tan not black if i remember well their hair is also reminescent of middle east or souther europe not an afro

how does it get a money loss?
every normie I know has netflix, what the fuck are they doing that they manage to fuck up the most popular live streaming format in the world?

The college system is bigger than the engineering and upper level math courses you attend.

(((They))) are taking a financial hit on this project because it's only goal is social engineering. This only exists to indoctrinate and brainwash people into accepting interracial BMWF couples and gay emasculated white men.

have you actually been to poland are are you just some delusional 12 year old /pol/ germophile with muh great deutschland fantasies

I'm not going to deny my biological nature out of spite for members of the opposite sex, that's petty and revolting, like all dykes and fags.

>have you actually been to poland
Literally millions of poles have emigrated from poland since they got into schengen.

Well we all know this is were the money is.
Go on make another post.I know you're trying to bait aren't very good at it so I find it funny.

Isn't it more like every normalfag had netflix, back then when it was pretty much the only streaming service around and had all the shows and movies?

I don't see how this is relevant to any of the posts in this reply chain. It's a fact that women graduate higher education more often than men do.

Yeah and then men still get better jobs so in practice terms there's a disconnect in that claim.
Another one user, people like you follow the same pattern every time.

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yeah, me too

>and then men still get better jobs so in practice
The ones that graduate, sure. You seem to be missing the point.

dilate

Nah, there's more men working stem jobs.

>people like you follow the same pattern every time.
The one where they argue with facts instead of trying to make shit up? It shouldn't surprise you that the same thing comes up every time when they're stating the truth. The truth doesn't change depending on the day of the week or your personal feelings.

Oh shiet it's real negro hours in here!

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Imagine being this salty

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What men who do not attend higher education work stem jobs? Are you retarded?

If they would at least follow the fucking books.

hello it is me german

my name is muhammad

They're totally right. It's not like Europe didn't benefit from having poles as cheap workforce without destroying the local culture.

Not even Sapkowski followed his own books besides the most basic stuff

What does that even mean?

>Why are you trying to point out their agenda?*

Fixed it for you.

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Okay okay, maybe we weren't clear I know this is you trying to bait. I'm doing this because I want you to realize you're not clever in the slightest. I know you don't even care about whatever you are posting. Give me another reply and convince you're self you are on top.

i like the new bow

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That the only consistent lore he remembered between the books were that there was Geralt, and that he was gruff but good at killing. Everything else was a dice roll depending on how drunk he was when reintroducing a character

But you mentioned these before anyone else. You are pushing an agenda.

>Horus Heresy is minorities and trans corrupted by the dark gods attempting to overthrow the Emperor

This is going to be glorious.

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Is this real? Lol. No way, right? Basically a spit in the face of most people who could happen to be interested in this.

you want to talk about the books?
cause we can talk aboutt he damn books

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I have no idea what you are talking about and it's not even remotely the same.

Facts are facts are facts. Your feelings do not matter. More women graduate than men do. You will just have to live with that. Men who do not go to college do not work in the stem field.

>I don't understand what you're saying
>Since i am clueless about what you mean, i know i must be right about the opposite somehow

Not real

They are full of shit, the witcher is the game, the HEXER is the book, yet guess what they call the show?
i cancelled my shiftlix subscription because a few mediocre movies and tv shows just aren't worth it.

>apparently a writer doesn't define their own lore
Whatever medication you're prescribed, you're off it.

I think not adapting the games and going for the source or your own thing is the correct call... But the games are how most of the world know of the Witcher and not even capturing a similar tone to the games along with the typical Netflix problems of being a "progressive" company... I think this show is doomed to fail.

The best we can hope for is since they have green lit a second season... if the first season gets terrible reviews/blowback then maybe they can fix the problems for season 2.

>changing looks of established characters left and right is the same as changing slightly someones personality
The latter can at least be explained.
Fucktard.

I don't really care user, we both know whats wrong with your posts. So are you young? Is this self therapy for you?

Ok muhammad.

Nilfgaard has ballsack armor, this will never stop being funny. The Black Ones are just a bunch of aggressive ballsacks that are trying to teabag the northern kingdoms and they get cut off when the North manages to stop quarreling amongst themselves for 5 minutes to repulse the invaders.

>Lmao so what if the writer suddenly says this character is a nigger when he was white in the other book
>The writer decides what is the lore!

I didn't want to see this.

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>muhammad
Women do not graduate more than men do in the middle east though. If anything, the values Yea Forums hold these days are pretty close to how the middle east view women.

>says this while posting on Yea Forums

Self awareness, thy name is retard.

If you didn't care then why do you struggle to escape the argument? You literally cannot stop responding.

>Chad Geralt
Is he not a Chad in the books?

The writers should have brought the books with them instead of forgetting them at home when writing the show.

Yea Forums is shit because Yea Forums made it their shitpost colony

its been described as just that for a decade by the blind sites like CDAN

That's what you're doing. Its not really a hard trick. Can you answer the questions or are they too touchy? You're really aren't an adult are you?

Have they ever given any explanation for Fringorilla Niggo? Yennefer can sometimes possibly even look remotely similar to her book descriptions, and they can probably use their
>lol they didn't explicitly said she's white in the books so it's ok :^)
excuse for her, but you can't really make the case here for Fringilla.

I could accept Yennefer if the actress works really well. I'm willing to look away about Triss, but Fringorilla is just too much.

no he's a beta

Not until they forced out the creator of the series, who now wants to do Warhammer

>They are full of shit, the witcher is the game, the HEXER is the book
What the fuck did he mean by this

They gonna ignore it. Not follow the books in that case. They only do when it suits them. Also Fringilla is the cousin of anna. Means Henrietta is black now. Toussaint is black too.

I don't even really mind the horrible ballsack armor anymore, as bad as it is.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE HELMETS. WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING HUGE. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING WINGS. FUCK

I'm not you vro fucking nigger go back to 9gag

>what is retconning

this, only zoomers play witcher 3 because muh graphixcss

You know what has bothered me my whole life? These same people who are rallying against racism (which is a good thing to strive for) are always two faced. What do I mean? Racism doesn't apply if you're white. When they insult, harass, or even use violence against you, because of your race, that is what racism is. But it doesn't count as racism. These people spend alot of time and energy trying to fix racism, but on the other cheek they do the very thing they want to stop.
Is the world just like this with everything that people choose sides over?

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Females writers designed the armor. It's a political jab at men. Nilfgaardians are the typical dickheads etc

>they will NEVER make an Undercover Brother sequel
SHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Give me one fucking instant where this happened.

That bottom picture of Triss isn't bad, but she doesn't look like that in the trailer at all.

>why are they using the proper english name for wiedzmin instead of the faulty german translation?
I bet you have more melanin on your skin that netflix' Fringorilla.

Racism is prejudice + power
White people have all the power so you can't be racism against them
NO TOLERANCE FOR THE INTOLERANT
That's practically how a discussion with some cunt at my local uni went down. I'm not even fucking joking, and it's basically a STEM only university. Everything's pozzed to hell and back now.

>every character that is slight shade darker than pale is a nigger.
Niggers really like to steal everything don't they.

>try and shitpost with a snide question
>get a snide response
>cry like a faggot on your safespace

>instead of the faulty german translation?
How is it faulty though, it is pretty much the same as Witcher.

LMAO, what do kikes have against gingers?

Serrikania is basically fantasy arabia, nigging it up does not make much sense.

>Is the world just like this with everything that people choose sides over?
Nah, negative examples are just always easier to notice and remember than positive ones.

FUCK NETFLIX AND FUCK TRANNIES

Star Wars Prequels
The force/medichlorians, Darth changing from a name to a title, lightsabers only being used by jedi etc.
These are all cannon because George Lucas said so.

so true

I've seen those kind of useless cunts scream at actual spaniards for culturally appropriating 'latin culture" at a puerto rican lechnera.

she got really pissed when they asked why her white girl with dreadlocks ass was there then.

I have to be reminded now and then that I coexist among plebs of such low taste that they unironically enjoy dubs. Truly, Yea Forums has fallen hard from grace.

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That's no race change, name a rance change retcon

Yennefer is actually cast great.

>Fart Jokes the movie
>Good

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Gotta love how they keep redefining words. I have an old oxford dicitionary here and all it says is "racism: theory that abilities etc are determined by race"

Who's the seething incel who made this image? I can't even tell what it's parodying.

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That definition is pretty fucking garbage too honestly.

Since you're obsessed with race you /pol/ dwelling retard, I'm surprised you missed all of JK Rowling's Hermione is black tirade.

You have to go back

Whats infuriating about this is that they clearly based it on game Geralt with the armor, that armour is not real, it was designed for the games and does not exist in any capacity outside of the games, and book Geralt has a fucking mustache, like, it is described in detail that he "twirls his whiskers" when pondering something, he has a long fucking moustache and is described as being "below average" in terms of looks, he is an ugly slav monster hunter, not an Adonis hunk. For fuck sake, anything to not admit they fucked up and fix it, they are never wrong and the droves of people saying otherwise are all just fools.

>Cringehammer
Yikes. Atleast there's nothing good in it to ruin.

This. Geralt is supposed to look shaggy and slender like a, get this, white wolf.

Horrible example. White wolves are huge and majestic as fuck.

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>when everyone is racist to you because you're a mutant, but it's actually just because you're an ugly motherfucker
Handsome Chad Geralt has virtually no bad interactions. Villagers are always actually willing to pay up for a completed contract, and rarely ever try to shortchange him or screw him over like they did to that one Cat witcher.

Only read the first book and felt served already. The last wish is awesome.

is this reddit

Yea Forums's been shit since forever.

Ah, did you wear your pepe shirt before BTFO yet another libshit at your uni?

based Yea Forumsbros dabbing on Yea Forumstrannies

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Imagine being this much of a petty spiteful soulless lemming. Just kill yourself already.

haitian genocide 1804

Why is it always gingers that get black washed? What's Hollywood's problem with red hair?

islamic revolution can't come fast enough.

yikes!!!

I genuinely envy people where shit isn't this bad. Around here, everything is full with
>#rapeculture
>feminism
>refugee
>muh nazis
shit near my uni. Most people are still OK but the amount of retarded faggots grows every semester.

Reverse the first three letters and you'll discover the shocking truth

...Wait what does this have to do with Warhammer?
No I am serious I am looking at the art style and I don't get it what the fuck.
This looks like some Steampunk Sky Pirate comic not fucking Warhammer
I am so confused
My mind is full of fuck

So the casting people are somewhat dyslexic then? That's not as interesting as I'd hoped.

Moorcock is great but holy FUCK Elric has nothing to do with Witcher. Stop this meme. They both have white hair and pale skin and that's fucking it. You've never read the books if you think Elric is similar to Geralt. I fucking hate Witcher but Elric has nothing to do with it.
End
This
Fucking
Meme
Now

They want to sell this shit to kids, like really young

i'm kinda happy you'll be rounded up and gassed eventually.

Warhammer 40k artwork looks so fucking cool holy shit.

>we left it at home with the source material
what are they even trying to do?

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>He hates it because he feels like he should've gotten more money.
No he hates videogames and still claims the Witcher as a vidya series will fail, he's a bitter old boomer who rejected CDR's offers multiple times and is seething that not only do people like vidya more than books his books are only known because of the vidya and he doesn't even particuarly like his Witcher series compared to his others
At this point he just feels entitled to money despite bad business decisions

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Go look up john blanche

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>Selling Warhammer 40k to kids
...but why
This isn't the first time they did it either
youtube.com/watch?v=o8TuA-o8pnw

the ciri subplot was pretty good in book 5, I particularly enjoyed the rats getting btfo by based Bonhart

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>Geralt has a fucking mustache, like, it is described in detail that he "twirls his whiskers" when pondering something, he has a long fucking moustache and is described as being "below average" in terms of looks
So he looks like Jan Zizka?

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Nah he should play Elric unironically.

But he is right, you idiot. There are no race changes from writers that aren't making them white to black.

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The games are unironically better written than the books. That polish hack writer couldn’t write anything decent without ripping off Moorcock. So I’m glad this shitty Netflix show will reflect that and be even worse

No, Witcher

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>better than for example anything Lewis or Moorcock have ever written.
I agree with you on Lewis (he's mediocre), but Moorcock? Come on that guy is fucking top-tier. You can't tell me he's bad.
Although I much prefer Sapkowski's Hussite Trilogy over Witcher.
Also nice tab management, I do the same lol. Ignore what all the other faggots are saying.

He looks more like Elric tho. He doesn't have the slav features of Geralt

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>Without ripping off Moorcock
What the fuck is this meme? Aside from the two looking similar is there anything in his books that actually rips off Moorcock? I hate Witcher but come the fuck on.

Looks like I got another artist to add to my list, holy fuck. He's top tier. Thanks for the recommendation