Gaunter O’dimm

granted, but it will be tie in with the netflix show

Six gorillion Sheckels

>prepares 30 page detailed wish that leaves nothing up to interpretation
Nothing personnel, devil.

I want to be bullied by Aisaka

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Done
>Snap
Of course one of my dreams was owning your soul, actually, all souls. But sadly they need contracts, tho I'm certain your wish will probably make those go by a bit more smoothly, thanks for that. Now come along, you have a pocket relm to be in.

Anyone who doesn't ask for a bottomless bottle of Vodka isn't Polish

Done
>Snap
>You fall dead and lifeless
Sadly you didn't specify what should happen to your soul, guess that means I get to keep it. Unlucky.

Nooooo! Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to use chlorofo- I mean...magic.

i want the oxenfurt educated medic shani to sit, while wearing no pants or other garments which obscure her lower body, on my face and enthuastiatically apply her butthole, which shall be clean, to my mouth and nose in an aggressive, but not physically painful, fashion

Done
>Snap
>They all materialize above you, falling with great force, crushing your body and killing you instantly.
Never said where you wanted them.

I wish to know what can change the nature of a man

Done
>Snap
>She insults you and throws an eraser at your face.
>Snap
>She explodes in to gore and blood
That ought to do it, never said for how long after all.

Cant beat this one.

Done
>Snap
>She sits on top of you enthusiastically
>3 minutes later
>Snap
>Gone
Never said for how long, so there you go, simple enough, shame about the STD, tho.

a man of great taste

Done
>she rides your face
>but when shes done she shits on it

It's supposed to mock god you brainlet

The installation of roundabouts at every pathway or intersection.

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AHEM
fuck off nonhuman scum

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I want to die.

My wish is that you don't fulfill this wish.

i need some dick

Done
>Snap
>The knowledge of what can change the nautre of man is now known to you, sadly you lack the scientific know how or equipment to create the device that can change it, you simply know what it is and what it looks like, you also soon find that no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to learn the subjects needed to apply this knowledge. Almost like something is preventing your mind from learning it.
Good luck.

I want you to be my obedient bitch ready to to do anything at a whim, for the rest of my long and fulfilling life.

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Done
>Snap
No, I'm not going to alter this one, I think it's fine the way it is.

even better

I think I'm quite content shoveling shit for a couple coppers a day than fucking with metaphysical 2deep4u mind games lad
Clearly you know something that I don't know and I'm not fucking with it so don't mind me while I hang a string of garlic cloves from my windowsill now kindly fuck off

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Ciri

pussy

In to the pocket dimension your soul goes.Done
>Snap
I fulfilled my own wish instead, since you never said I couldn't do that instead, here's an hour glass, you've got one month, untill my wish kicks in, and no I won't tell you what it is, I want it to be a surprise.

I want you to stuff your own penis inside of your own anus and keep it like that from that point onward.

Of course, master.
>Snap
>You live for 60 days then oddly enough, you die.
A rather long and fulfilingg life spawn ... form the perspective of a fly, they tend to live no more than 28 days, you know?

"I have no interest in a Slavic Genie."

I want a ham sandwich

Done
>Snap
>Your penis is gone, you now have a vagina.
Adorable.

absolute mad lad

I want a woman to play with right now

Done
>Snap
>An urn spawns in front of you, it's full of ashes.
You never specified what state you wanted her in.

4channel disabling the name and trip fields

I wish for supreme model kit making skills.

nah, he'll fuck me either way. I don't even open my mouth.

Done
>Snap
Sadly for you user's wish allows me to cancel out your wish.

Give me a Connor sexbot

Done, its a shame that you can afford the kits or tools required

I wish I was satisfied from now on without altering myself

Sure thing
Snap
>A moldy ham sandwich falls in your lap
Enjoy.

Banning anyone that has reddit/restera in their history.

I wish to know the wish that would make me truly happy and then you fulfilling it

Without delay
>Snap
>A 90 year old woman appears next to you
You two go have fun.

that's fine (

Nothing, I'll get my wish eventually. To die.

Done
>Snap
>You know what wish would make you truly happy
>It doesn't happen
What? Only one wish per costumer, user, didn't you know? I'm afraid that qualifies as two wishes.

I WANNA ROCK!
>ROCK!

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I wish for a big tiddy goth gf

My wish is that user gets his true happiness as long as it doesn't rely on me suffering

I wish for the Area 51 raid to really happen

>god grants wishes
He’s a demon taking the piss out of god

you get a rock

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So just how powerful is O'Dimm?
The fact he can't show you where Ciri is if you do the DLC before the main story implies his power has limits and is bound by fate or whatever.
He seems to need to follow his deals and contracts, like how you can banish him from your life by solving his riddle and how that scholar at Oxenfurt was technically safe as long as he stayed in the circle, but then he also seems to have no problem fucking with other random people like the guy he killed with the spoon or when he sent the ghost of Vlodimir away.

It's a Planescape reference zoom-zoom, and not a literal "change man's nature (form)" question.

I want grossdeutschland to come back for all of eternity with a strong and sensible government with only white people living in it and allowed to come into it and no other race allowed in ever, while having all the resources needed to thrive for 1000 years and support the occupation of the rest of the world while having the strength and will to do so while having the knowledge to and will to prevent the end of the world.

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Done, but Blizzard manages to fuck it up as usual

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Done
>Snap
>user gets his wish
>He then drops to the floor convulsing in pain
There, I granted your ... "his" wish, he never specified for how long he needed to be truly happy.

I already asked. I asked for Mechwarrior 5 and got MWO instead, and now I'm getting 5 made by the same lazy money grubbing assholes that made MWO.

This is what we're getting: youtube.com/watch?v=E6ZK-zJsUKA

MWO but in single player format, looks like the exact same game. All the models are just ripped from MWO.

Ten years ago this is what we were told MW5 would be: youtube.com/watch?v=ONEjoRQ0Cg8

so I've already got my monkey's paw wish.

He doesnt do anything like this in the game. He just gives you something close to what you want. He's not a trickster about it at all. Maybe you should actually play it. It's not the monkeys paw

Done.
>they have the resources needed to thrive for a 1000 years but they try to invade russia again and lose the war and the german women are raped en masse by russians and muslims. The following government is even more cucked than merkel

I want China to invade Poland and retreat three times.

cant cheat the wish

I ask for OP to be less cringey.

>make someone immortal
>loses all humanity
he does do shit like that.

>GOD
>he's the man of mirrors, so he is a reflection of god

Gaunter is a dog confirmed

Makes no sense. The invasion of Russia was because of a fear of communism overtaking Europe. There's no reason to invade currently.

Done
>Snap
>All non white, and mixed race people,dissolve
>The remaining white population, is determined to prevent the end of the world, but are endlessly depressed, Living a tortured existence while making certain that they can continue living their tortured existence, nothing seems to make the feeling go away.
Never said they needed to enjoy their "pure" existence.

I wish that Santa is real!

Ey yo geralt, you want out of that boat?
Ye sure
>Crashes the ship on a bunch of rocks killing people and almost drowning you.
You're out of the boat, aren't you?

When I die in this life I want to get reincarnated as a attractive healthy human male of decent standing and wealth in the human village in Gensokyo.

having the will implies the do enjoy it.

Done
>you're a faggot

Done
>Op is now almost cringe free
>However you have now inherited all of his removed cringe.
Simple enough, I'm sure he appreciates your sacrifice.

>all non whites and mixed race people dissolve
>people dont enjoy it
yea okay

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I want to everything to go my way. Be it at work, private / love life etc. The only way for you to take my soul is for me to willingly fuck you in the ass for 3 hours non stop while you remain at your current form. No drugging no love spells or anything that would cloud my judgment I need to be fully aware and determined enough to fuck you in the ass for 3 hours straight for you to take my soul, Gaunter.

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Oh no, it cerainly does not, you weren't specific, they certainly won't suicide, they push through, don't give up, but it is misery, and pain non the less.

Okey. I want to be immortal thus i cannot die of old age, also i age to 25 and than ageing process stups. My memory might fade during my life, but very slovly.

Those are multiple wishes

Never said why they're depressed, or that I forced them in to permanent depression, but feel free to be in disbelief of their depression as a bonus, I'll let you be the only happy person ... for as long as that lasts that is.

It's kinda weird how many gamers are blown away by a Walter o'Dim knockoff. Do they not read books or something?

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>people all of a sudden hate life when they don't have jews telling them they need to be replaced and jews telling them to worship niggers throwing a ball around or jews purposefully sabotaging the economy

Makes sense to me.

Almost drowning? He wants you to survive and more or less kills the people who imprison you. O'Dimm faithfully grants some of his wishes.

The story can end with him granting a wish with no negative consequences after you help him.

It's even more weird when pseudo intelletual retards don't know that Gaunter is based off the Pan Twardowski tale.

Bruh why does he look like this.

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I wish I could never fail at anything I attempt to do, except if failure is my specific intention.

Done
>Snap
Sadly by that time gensokyo will be very depressing and poor by the time your born, a riot will follow, you'll die quite early due to desperate people storming in to rob you, you'll die defending your family tho, very admirable for a 20 year old man.

>The story can end with him granting a wish with no negative consequences after you help him.
Except he specifically says he'll come back for his payment one day.

A paper bag.

He's literally named after the many-aliased wizard from The Dark Tower who roams the multiverse making twisted deals with the people he meets. Of course you could argue that Walter is based on Pan Twardowski, too, but the truth is that Gaunter's primary activity is making deals, exactly like his namesake. You know who didn't go around making deals? Pan Twardowski.

YOU MONSTER!

I wish for Greater Israel

Some, and they're likely done for services rendered. Why would he not mess with anons who have nothing to really offer him?

What exactly IS post-modern?

HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND LET NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND

His first name comes from the Stephen King character Leland Gaunt. His last name comes from the Stephen King character Walter O'Dimm. While the game clearly lifts elements from the story arc of the Polish folk story of Pan Twardowski, the actual CHARACTER running around making shitty deals as part of his mysterious agenda is clearly based on King's character.

Based and PicnicPilled

Not Twardowski, but the devil from Twardowski's story. It's very similar to Faust.

I wish for you to crawl up your own asshole

Make my following wish true with no negative effects. Make me king of a wealthy country in wich i will have maximum power.

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Done.
>Snap.
>Greater Israel is formed, but a great portion of the population is gay or trans and women are in most positions of power, they also have have more rights than men.
Enjoy your wish.

I wish I didn't make this wish.

I wish for you to become my loyal servant

Need to go back...

Back to the base...

or the Church...

I wish you fucking retards would write Yea Forums correctly.

That's two wishes, I hope you like having spoons in your eyes.

Done.
>Snap
Enjoy your wealthy Tsardom, Nicholas II

>Multiple wishes
He ignores you or kills you. He isn't under any magical bond to always grant a wish like a genie.
>I want everything to go my way
Hope you like being run over by traffic
>Hurrdurr gotta fuck you for my soul
Why do so many people in this thread think he has to obay everything you say?

>*snap*

Done, You are now a king of a prosperous country which you can rule as you see fit.

But what's this? A lot of countries are pretty jelly of your wealth and shit. They've decided to invade you. Even though your warriors fought valiantly, sadly they ended up impaled on wooden pikes through their assholes with you, your wife, children and your loyal advisors. Except for you is a red hot iron rod coming right into your asshole, through you intestines and right out of your mouth.

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Ok can i have just the 2. part then?

Have you ever read The Dark Tower? The Stand? Needful Things?

Gaunter O’dimm is blatantly based on Stephen King's version(s) of a sorcerer that lures people into deals. One important point is that King's characters aren't "the devil".

Leland Gaunt is just a demon. Walter O'Dimm is just a skilled sorcerer.

Gaunter O'dimm doesn't fit the profile of "The Devil" found in folk stories. He's just a powerful, probably demonic being that is heavily, heavily styled after two different Stephen King characters.

He literally takes the guys heart so he can no longer feel anything. That is monkey paw shit. Stop trying to prove you're a big boy smartie pants you look like a complete clown.

Done
>SNAP
>With all being happy, at all time sadness, anger, pitty, even neutrality are all things of the past, people are unable to express them, happiness becomes the new neutral, and the only emotion avialable, devaluing it in the process, after all how valueable is happiness, when being happy is not a choice/option and instead simply is. This makes existence a bizar twisted expression of what life use to be, it causes problems in comunication,seeking fulfillment becomes alot less common, after all, they're already happy, why look to do more, if you're happy with what you already have, death loses meaning and so does life, truely a broken but happy existence.
Why even tamper with it, it's broken enough as it is.

No you get a spoon in your eye.

A sexy loli sex slave

I wish to know how King Crimson works.

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Done. She hates you, fights you at every turn and will soon flee to get your pedoshit ass thrown into jail.

He picks up a book, and starts bonking people on top of the head like a Half-Life 2 speedrun

PFFTHAHAHA DONE!
>SNAP
>You are stuck in an infinite loop of you wishing you had not made the wish,the wish being granted and undone along, with your memory of making it being reset, then you making it, it being fulfilled and undon again and again and again for all eternity.

>death loses meaning and so does life
This is such a silly thing to say.

One of my favorite characters in Witcher 3.
I wouldn't wish for anything.

Are you the same kind of person that says EA good and CDPR bad despite EA being anti consumer?

Well, I did want Cavill to be Geralt...
My bad.

Still waiting for you smartypants to find a flaw

But then Gaunter is stuck in the loop too. Did he just get BARGAINED?

why do people have a hard time understanding it

or is it just a joke where you pretend to be stupid? if anything d4c is more complex especially when he's revealed

This wouldn't happen, because A. that means he didn't fulfill the wish of not granting the wish and B. he would be stuck along with the one who made the wish not to make a wish.

You just get two people

The first one wishes that the next wish he grants be free of any negative consequences

The next guy makes the actual wish

Wait so your telling me am niggers are back in Africa and all spice are back in mexico?....I'll have a coke then

>but a great portion of the population is gay or trans and women are in most positions of power, they also have have more rights than men.
How do you interpret this from
>I wish for Greater Israel

He doesn't grant it because he isn't faggot genie who HAS to grant a wish if asked.

kill yourself and harm no one else

i tend to think genies/fairies/other wish granting creatures are malevolent by nature and will fuck you over no matter how meticulously detailed and perfectly explained your wish is. sheer and utter dishonesty disguised only by the fact that people who make wishes only spend two seconds thinking of them

>The mutilation
Northern Schleswig was a referendum though. The danes could have taken more, but the germans further south voted to stay with germany. The danes accepted the referendum results. Germany took sudetenland from the Czechs. Lets also not forget how Germany(or Prussia) "mutilated" Poland

Then it's a pretty fucking pointless discussion isn't it? Since if you ever outsmart him he can just refuse to grant the wish.

I wish you loved me Gaunter.

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You think Russia is going to let a strong germany rule most of Europe without any resistance just because Putin is "white and based"?

I wish that every day for the rest of eternity, at exactly 1200 PM, you personally bring me one hard boiled chicken egg no matter the circumstances.

It will be still fun to see how they will fuck me over when they actually need to try.

You can ask him to tell you where she is, but he doesn't know.

The worst moment in the DLC was when he killed that random guy out of nowhere just to intimidate Geralt. He completely dropped the farce that he is bound by rules, he was clearly just fucking around the entire time.

>oh so you say you asked for exactly one million dollars in freshly printed, unmarked, united states legal tender $100 bills, to be delivered not directly to you, but delivered to a location exactly five feet southwest of your geographic location, to be delivered exactly at the date and time your wish was granted, and in such a manner that the tax law enforcement firms of the country are not notified of, and therefore do not take action against, your sudden increase in net worth?
>done, but you didn't say you couldn't get hit by a car immediately

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That's just lazy writing

>Ok here is your wish but I also turned your legs into jelly because you didn't specify I couldn't do that

>Guy Monkey's Paw his wishes throughout the entire story line
>Even says he'll be back to collect on that free wish if you help him
I always wonder how people fall for this shit, but then there's you and I get it.

>you said your wish is that I interpret your wish the way you would interpret it?
>done, but..
>uh why am I turning into a girl
>why do I have the desire to copulate with you while loving you tenderly till you die of old age?

Wrong, he wished he "Didn't make the wish" not that the wish wasn't fulfilled, secondly his mind goes back a few seconds before the wish is made, not the entire universe, why would I rewind everything, instead of rewinding the mind of the wishmaker, what do I get for so little?

If all you do is reset the mind to before he made the wish, he still made the wish, thus the wish wasn't granted by letting him make the wish. In fact you're making him make the wish over and over, effectively not fulfilling the wish at all.

>This is such a silly thing to say.
This is such a silly thing to say for a creature with such a large capacity for imagination but such little understanding of the world it inhabits and just how much depth there actually is to it. That's what I would say if it didn't have the pretention of being smart enough to overestimate it's own intelect and think it knows better than the world it inhabits as to weateher or not life and death have meaning beyond fulfilling a cycle of life and death. A start and an end. Imagine the speck of dust on your desk thinking it understands the meaning of life, without knowing all there is to know in this world and any other that may or may not be.

The wish IS granted, over and over and over again, and thus he is sent back to before he ever made the wish, then not remembering that he did not make this wish, because he never did, due to the wish being granted, he asks for it to be granted again and thus the cycle is created.

SIMPLE
I WANT ALL TRANNIES IN THE PLANET TO KILL THEMSELVES

Hmm, I wish, that all humans that inhabit this world were turned into GAY TRANS version of them selves for all eternity along with all who will be born through artificial insemination or impregnation, just in case that can happen somehow! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

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>Stephen King
If you're going to bother reading books, don't waste your time on shlock

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Done.
>user suddenly kills him self.
Huh, guess he didn't know yet, well, it's probably what he would have wanted.

There is a massive logical error in that explanation. A wish is being granted, which was what the wisher wished for to NOT happen. Thus the contract was NOT fulfilled either.

excuse me, he's called the Walkin Dude aka Randall Flagg

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Easy
I wish for immortality

It isn't fulfilled, it's not meant to either, it's meant to put him in an infinite loop as punishment for trying to mess with the wish granter.

>Wishing the worst thing
Why? So you'd outlive everything and everyone and when the universe collapses, you're still gonna be here?

you get eaten by a random youkai anyway.

Long vampire mommygf

>I-I didn't want to fulfill it anyway
Cope.

Not as long as I stay in the village, besides most youkai eat people from the outside

I WANT CUNNY

Someone posts an image of one on an anonymous image board and you get arrested for viewing it.

cringe

Better than the edgy vampire.

wish granted, your penis is replaced by cunny
rest of your body is same

But the point of these monsters in all sorts of mythologies is that sometimes it is what you wish for that is the cause for your downfall. He didn't cause him to lose his humanity though he probably knew that losing mortality would make him eventually lose all sense of purpose. It's like if you wish to be with your wife for the rest of times, maybe you'll get tire of each other eventually but you can't break apart because of the wish / curse. Some thing are just not meant to be and holding on to these illusions might cause us more suffering in the end

Cucking satan was the most satisfying thing in that game.
According to the lore gaunter only got fucked one time but no one knows by who.
The face of the little demonic jew at the end cursing me for cock blocking him was pure gold.
I also later saved cooking grandma.
RIP scholar grandpa tho, he didn't deserve that death.

Isn't that censorship and against free speech

>Telling a demon "cope" after he punishes you.
Kek, betty gud.

Well, you know what you gotta do anons, for the greater good.

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It would have been perfect if you would have been able to kill Olgierd at the end.

Hearts of stone were kino AF. Why couldnt the rest of game be like that?

because hos is a tight and short story while the witcher 3 is about open world adventures, monster contracts and pursuing ciri

Sounds more like a reference to Walter O'Dim to me.

Anyone who wished for anything failed at roleplaying.

Wrong. Waifu doesn't mean random chick. Guess you failed, Satan.

I want orange.

I'd just like to have a beer with him and ask him about his life etc. I don't really need a wish fulfilled so I'd give it to someone more deserving.

Can i get uuuuuuuuuuh burger?

wtf was his problem?

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Vampire volcel

They aren't random, they're the exact girl you liked, with the exact personality they had, and they know you, exactly as you are, hence the reaction, and them leaving.

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Moisture cream, he didn't get any.

I want to feel some anime tiddies

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Done
>Snap
>You somehow grow a pair of 2D anime breasts on your 3D body

Are you stuntaneous?

Do you not see those pimples on his chest? Fucking hell

based
thanks

He's black

>Since if you ever outsmart him he can just refuse to grant the wish.
Have you literally never played the game? You outsmart him once the wish has been granted, not before. He isn't a genie who grants wishes to a master, he is a demon who can simply refuse, but once he has entered into a contract then he is stuck to it.

What this thread should be
>Come up with a wish that he will grant and you can outsmart him on once granted
What this thread is
>LMAFO I WISH U 2 KILL URSELF XDDD

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>He completely dropped the farce that he is bound by rules
Brainlet, he's bound by his own contract not his "rules"

Granted, but it will be made by EA.

He wasn't cursing you, he called you a faggot and said he'd be back later

You're the one that got cucked you delusional shitter.

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Turn everyone in the world into the person they want to fuck the most.

Done
> snap
But Sakuya is now my wife

Youkai are not allowed to kill humans from the village

Well then, go fuck yourself.

he was not strong enough to stop the white cold

>Gets cucked by Geraldo 'Chad' of rivia.
>B-but I wasn't r-r-really cucked!
>Comes to 4 channel and cries about it.
The absolute state of state gaunter inceldim

I want a tv adaptation of the Witcher book, Mr Gaunter O'Dimm

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Chaos is a stepstool.... and... when chaos is here... war is coming... what will it mean to you when war is here? Magic is in the lands... but the lands are at war. And the war is magic... but chaos is magic too. And when there's magic... it just might be a war. A war of chaos.

>writer's room

I wish i dont have premature ejaculation

your dick is now limp and you can never get it up

I wish for you to tell me your real name.

I wish for 3 more wishes :D