Steam

cringe

Especially when they are that shitty
Thats a bit gay not going to lie

steamcommunity.com/my

You know you don't have to look at them, right?

Yeah that's right faggot, fuck me

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I'm not gonna

no idea, but my guess it's the same mentality as others have with cars

Do it you fucking pussy, you know you want my monster ass

steamcommunity.com/id/javelberg/
is my profile cringe?

>If you want to be on my friends list you have to follow all these guidelines, break them and you will be punished, zero tolerances guys!

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>TF2 2,645 hrs on record
>BDO 688 hrs on record
MEGA CRINGE

What's in it for me

damn

uwu punish me

You'll finally have sex.

Is the answer as simple as autism or just general socially inept?

Play your games user

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>tfw no steam friends so I keep my profile on private 24/7 since there's no point in doing anything to it

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Not worth it desu

>G.E.W.P.
what?

>talking shit to someone from indonesia
Would not reccomend

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>people like this have way more friends and are way more popular than me
How do they do it?

>NOOOO HOW DARE THEY DO THIS?!

>friends are all degenerates too
thats how user, thats how

Because, being retards, they always run into problems running video games and when they go ask on some shitty support forums the first thing they ask them is their specs (and get mad that you didn't give them in the first place). Having them publicly available is thus convenient.

They collect "friends".
Alternatively they still manage to be really outgoing and fun.

I'm assuming you do neither.

because those rules are fairly ok and weed out shitheads like you

Better than me, I've played 69% of my games but my average is 16 hours

rules just cut certain people out
having friends means you need to stay interested with them and do fun things together every once in a while
these are two separate positions

Get on my level weebs
Fuckoff with your Virgin anime profiles

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imagine having a single steam friend

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N

I hope those profiles get archived somewhere (most likely are) so he can cringe really bad at himself in 20 years when he finds it on google

It's just Facebook for sissy white boys/third worlders who don't socialize outside of it.

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>>Brown hand there just to bait racists

Saw that a mile away, post discarded

Why are blacks always playing PS4

>Been gaining Steam levels via sale and badge faggotry.
>Keep unlocking more and more "showcases" for my profile.
STOP IT
STOP GIVING ME MORE
THE ONLY ONES LEFT ARE TRASH
I WAS ALREADY USING THE ONES I WANTED
I HAVE TWO DIFFERENT ACHIEVEMENT SHOWCASES NOW, GODDAMN IT

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>having "friends" on Steam that aren't people you know IRL

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this heavy main is based

>knowing people IRL
cringe

then don't use them???

>red out
pussy

you dont have to use all of them. im level 53 and i have 2 showcases

Ironicaly, i read it all

But then they sit on my profile with this stupid "You have a new showcase slot!" info box that doesn't go away.
AND THAT'S EVEN WORSE

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Hey don't save my fucking anzu's dude.

No

tf2 normalfaggotry

was that an epic meme from a youtuber

He didnt really do a good job either

If you add showcases but leave them empty they won't show on your profile and you won't see the add showcase bar.

>Steam profiles

What the fuck is that and how I can access one?

because im a tradefag

I wish I had friends but I don't really talk much or play games that have multiplayer or coop. Still lonely though.

the rules themselves are fairly 'ok' you autist, but you are the shithead for putting something like that up. Imagine meeting someone and be like that; that's not a good first impression to give. Not even for a female. and thsoe people are not real friends either

That's why I play on consoles because the degeneracy isn't as accessible as on PC says PC is an open platform for everything

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I didn't know you had to go through other people's profile pages to start your games.

...It's your profile for your Steam account

>or I'll ruin your life.
I want to see him try, honestly.

the what?

rate me

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The Dota 2 launcher

>tfw set up a comfy RO profile page with porings and some apples
peak comfy

They're pretty fun to look at for the yikes factor. It's fun to check old reviews and posts my friends made years ago to see what dumb shit they posted.

It's this faggot again

Add a dragon dildo before you post this again.

imagine getting mad at some 14 year old squeaker living in a third world country

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Post furry profiles

>omg da doom slayer!
Cringe

>I don't have much to tell

stop question it, its based to spend 2000$ on your profile that nobody cares about

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>Spice and Wolf
>1154 hours
wasn't it some 30 minutes experience?

>public profile
ISHYGDDT

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To increase your dependency on the platform.
Simply don't use it. Set everything to private.

my profile is full of hate comments from mentally ill l4d2 versus players, it's kinda funny.

>steam ''games''

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Because its the only thing pc fags have in their shitty life.

mine came from a bunch of russians or so when i played dead by daylight during the free weekend period as the killer and just massively destroyed newbies

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steamcommunity.com/id/avanti
you can rate me if you want
user who started to invide me to "Boss Baby" groups year ago made me laugh

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literally me

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>this guy has probably had a gf
>i can't get one for the life of me
Bros...

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steamcommunity.com/id/noestringfound/

This video is also exactly the same ''dude'' that this screencap and profile belongs to.
youtube.com/watch?v=wpNzX17TEk8

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OwO what's this?

begone nigor

>Uses AMD
>Gay
Not surprised, to be honest

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what the fuck do they put in zoomer's water nowadays? he's a literal walking skeleton

This. Played game once. Somebody wants to add me to their friends list. Mkay. Thought only in this game. Nope, faggot pisses me off every fucking week to play TF2 with him. Some day just kick him.
>"B-but why?!"

Ask next time one of these fags posts a steam friend red flag thread.

yes
the pure irony is that most people in this group are pretty much the guys that they say theyre "protecting"

meant for

A profile so gay I can smell the semen from my screen.

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He looks like Tifa in the remake. Skeletor modo.

Who the fuck keeps a public profile and looks at other profiles?

based but cringe

steamcommunity.com/id/dziadekk/

Go to any popular community page and post
[url=steamcommunity.com/my] This guy is a cheater please ban [/url]
You will get a shit load of russians and brazilians.

what is the name of that background

>anime shit

can you be more cringe than that?

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steamcommunity.com/id/WowieMeowie/

how much are they willing to suck for?

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>Gibus-Engineer Wildlife Protection
let me guess, new f2p dumbasses?

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yep.
of course they dont use gibus hats, but they still dont have hats so they just have default loadouts.
also from my experience most of those guys are at max 14 year old kids.

"my wife"

>"I don't care about your life problems or mental problems"
I bet this person will constantly complain about how depressed they are and how they can't get a girlfriend after only knowing them for a couple of hours.

>25
That could have been me if I didn't restrain myself.

steam profiles are an easy way to tell who to avoid

if someone actually puts effort into their steam profile, odds are they are some sort of furry or erotic roleplay faggot, and thus should be avoided

oof

based

He's one of those faggots that thinks idling in a game is hilarious. Who has the most Bad Rats hours?

what the fuck are you "oofing" at you retard, that's literally what it's called.

>1 VAC ban
rip

Where's that id/tomoko faggot

Social media graphic design sounds like a nice bullshit term for "i make 9gag memes"

seeth

I don't do that kind of thing.
I'm 26 now!

can't even spell it right, cringe.

gotta flex with that pc bought by parents

thanks
>4.20 euros
fuck

how do you flex with a $200 PC?

how you see that?? what site?

>HoxHud
Easily the worst thing on this profile

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You might reconsider the definition of "friend", as well as the what makes an human free.

Of course, it's a fucking SEAnigger.

google: steam calculator
giddy up

Southeast Asia is the Detroit of Asia.

There is nothing more I hate than ironic weebs that have profile full of anime stuff and yet their most played games are CS:GO, DOTA etc.

have sex

Singapore is on of the richest countries on the planet.

Have kids

That's because it's populated by mostly chinks.

The joke is married people with kids are the real incels

>tfw steam level 80

I hope one day I can join the 3 digit club.

To be fair
ther is no good weeb mp game you can sank 2000 hours in
and even if there is
it wasnt on steam when dota/tf2/cs were hogging all the playtime

And one of the smallest.
Like how in Detroit there are people who are privileged.

What's a good idea for an ironic steam profile? One that people would end up visiting and go "haha no way... this fucking dude..."

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>4k hours in FFXIV
>weebshit faggot
It feels like someone tailored this profile to be a joke.

>What's a good idea for an ironic steam profile?
Not making one.

I have my mom and uncle in my friendlist so I post screenshots for them every once in a while. It's kind of pathetic.

There are plenty of great japanese games on Steam there is no excuse.

I just can understand how can someone who is a fan of anime and japanese culture can even play something as dudebro as CS:GO. I play mostly japanese games like Final Fantasy, Persona, Zelda, FIre Emblem etc but I do know to play western game from time to time but no dudebro games like CS:GO, CoD etc.

Just make the same stupid memeshit jokes as everyone else and pretend not to like anything but have 2000 hours in one game. Make sure there's an undercurrent of "but srsly guys I'm actually really depressed and want to ERP"

If you don't know how to pull of irony, don't go asking for tips for it, because you'll miss the point. Internet irony is one of the least funny things in existence

I see this shit way too often

>but srsly guys I'm actually really depressed
hahaha Bearded Expense

t.german

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thanks

Probably a bunch of orbiters hoping to get a shoutout in some stream or something.

you can play both tho
dude bro mp games with friends
and weeb games for yourself

how would I know about irony amongst generic teens, doing an ironic profile for a game I play wouldn't be hard really, my current one is empty with comments open and it's just collecting salt

Still don't understand why you can't have multiple showcases for achievements.

based comments

based

Imagine this absolute tranner joining your guild. This is why I don’t play MM*s

redpill me on this anime
some girl i like likes it

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>Artifact - 2,139 hours
Either he's an idler or a idiot.

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Steam was a mistake

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steamcommunity.com/id/Araxyte/recommended/583950/
At least he's not totally a fucker.

steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
anyone else remember this fucker?

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Imagine being to young to remember that this was what all of the internet was like before mega websites centralized the fuck out of everything.

Why not? It have better functional than myspace.

Bully my profile
steamcommunity.com/id/traplordtrump/

Where to find internet friends that aren't the degenerate bastards that post in this thread?

me faggot

I would have told you if you hadn't used a Wojak.

>zoomzooms too blackpilled for flashing pc specs

learn to have fun you zomboloids

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>adding your CSGO/Dota ranking history

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Are those threads made by faggots to find other faggots?

its a visual novel called nekopara that features catgirls, pic related

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youtube.com/watch?v=KIoglhtaPDk

>an actual scammer
well i guess third worlders need to get their money somehow

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steamcommunity.com/id/strombolshevik

Lets play fighting games.

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Add me if you like anime, I've seen 500 anime so my power level is pretty decent

steamcommunity.com/id/dokidokisuru/

>3rd world jungle asian weeb

0/10

True patrician is private profile because the few retards who cares about it gets incredibly frustrated when they try and check it out

Yeah. I was there when he nuked and changed his entire profile.

>im not sure gays

god what a retard

are spongebob and family guy peter memes not enough le random for you????

>closed eye hallucinations
kek

For the longest time I had a link to a PC part picker page for my personal build but other than that I don't get it either. It's only really handy to find spergs to laugh at and to see what your friends have been playing.

My skele got the moves

based

My profile just has a link to this video

youtu.be/F16aJQSRec0

I wish I could skin this person alive in front of his mother

steamcommunity.com/id/lustteufel69
Fucking why

Nobody fucking cares about your myspace shit, kill yourself

>wtf who cares
>let me respond to show him i dont care
>"n-nobody care"
>"s-stop posting"
>"k-kill yourself u-uwu"
that'll show him

dilate

this is pretty cringe bro

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Because it used to be, or was out around that time.

>south east Asians
>also big weebs
The Japs killed your grandparents but you succumbed to anime degeneracy. Kill yourselves you weak effeminate weeb.

>not allowed to enjoy media from other countries because those countries were at war aeons ago
Who's the real degenerate here user, huh.

not only that, they're ironic weeb discord trannies too

Yep, I do have one friend in common with this faggot.

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How do I delet someone's profile?

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People with cute anime girl avatars or profiles are just sissified, weak effeminate boys who are most likely homosexuals that fantasize about other bigger men fucking their assholes. They also have no strong father figure which is why they're sissies. I swear there's a link between liking anime and being a cock-loving faggot.

to turn it into a social media platform and get its users permanently addicted & chained to it: if you use some other platform, you lose all your friends and games

delete this

Not as bad as I thought.

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It's like they didn't even read the review.

yes
no
maybe

>Heavy main
>Highlander
>UGC 4v4 Veteran

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Hard to tell, Artifact is widely disliked.

Oh, you mean the comments.

How do I get that Nekopara background?

post your profile, i bet most of your games are shovelware

>Dota
>MAL
>Osu

retard

holy shit, how can they recover from this argument

I thought this is an another retard until i've read this retard lives in my country, how is he still alive ?

Get on the market and buy it.

very cute, are you chinese? post discord

I have over 1000 hours in rogue legacy and I legit have no idea how.

steamcommunity.com/id/HeavyfromHell

1000 social credits points will be added if you post your discord

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What the fuck

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"Impersonator"

lmao

Honestly these are fine to express yourself a little and have a nice looking profile. What pisses me off to not end is people who write shit like
Name/Age: add me and ask :) why the fuck would you ever think this is a good idea? Is it quirky or something? Are you retarded?

>five people I've known for ages
>one dead guy
>one fag from VRChat I may or may not delete later
>one cool fag from Yea Forums
What's the problem? You do know you can add people other than random retards from """comptetitive""" multiplayer games, right?

>UGC 'veteran'
>his team is dead

id/Tomoko
>tfw no bf

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This is no longer fun. Where did the time go?

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"Totally not a pervert".

Yikes.

>having more than 100 screenshots
>having any screenshots of scoreboards
>having any screenshots of unimpressive content, things anyone can do in minutes of starting a new game, or from cutscenes
Screenshots should be nice looking, like it could be used as promo screencaps.
There should be very few of the same game, I say 2 max.
Things like the UI showing greatly decreases the screenshot quality and value, but if what you're doing is still impressive, it's fine, like doing a one in a million chance one hit kill.

It's very quick and effortless to CLEAN it up. Go do so.

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Shut up Epic-Shill. You are just too lazy to also code profiles.

Needs a sonic mlp or anime wallpaper

Idlers ARE idiots.
In any case, artifact was bought and installed, so he's a double idiot.

its because everyone loves to ask what your system specs are. So most will just put their system specs on their profile. To avoid people constantly asking them the same question.
>What hentai categories do I like? Rape, reverse rape, monster, alien, ugly bastard, anal, plot, bdsm, bondage, futa, shota.
Holy shit.....

fucking trannies

>bondage
>futa
>shota
Top tier
>the rest
Barf

THIS

>real name
>steam
just why
why
why
why

you are just a weak pussy bro

>some girl i like likes it
Run away, man. I'm sure you'll just end up embarrassing yourself and won't be able to fuck her anyway.

Normies and popular people/streamers don't care/worry about being gunned down/benefit from it.
Shady, cowardly incels can't stand the possibility of being less than completely proxy anonymoose.

>likes rape, reverse rape, ugly bastard, etc.
>it's either a girl or a faggot
>it's a girl
Every time

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I use my real first name. Better than any shitty pseudonym I could come up with

eh not that bad

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It's a girl (male)

Holy shit already got replies

NSFW loli profile

>instagram
>facebook
>real name

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High tier cringe

breddy gud

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>4GB GTX 970
>4GB

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Its still so weird to me how quickly discord came in and overtook steam as the place for this. in comparison steam profiles feel like something from a different era.

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>only people who post their profiles in these threads are attention whoring weebs and probably trannies or will become trannies

the absolute state of Yea Forums holy shit. no one fucking cares about your gay steam profile

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that sounds really wholesome and cute user

>worshiping plastic
i acknowledge some of them are hot but come on

this

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best profile ITT

dude must be retarded or something for thinking that's worthy of posting in his specs

get poopied on kiddo

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steamcommunity.com/id/UF6/

don't poop on me, noice stats

>this
You mean a tranny and redditor dating service?

H-Hey no bullying p-please

Christ i fucking hate weebs and i always avoid them if i get matched with them on DBD. Proper snowflakes

based fem whore

pretty much

I would post my profile but the only people that would add me would have wack ass timezones or be literal neets who wake while I'm at work and sleep when I'm at home, it would be a waste of time for both of us, as usual.

hi anindito

Sometimes people like to copy pro gamers setup (kb/m, monitor, etc.) because they think the couple extra ms will have any impact at al

All of these shitty profiles and you somehow manage to make the most autistic post In this thread.
Quite impressive, actually.

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>do not add me if you're coming from Yea Forums - i don't post there.
lol

based

>owner of a semen and tear stained anime girl pillow.

Are the tears from the anime girl pillow?

Ultra based

>animes

>age 22
>height 1,75m
Manlet

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I'd assume from the crushing loneliness one feels when they realize they are fucking a pillow.

Why are you all level 50+? Don't you have to spend real money to buy badges and shit? I never understood steam level, too normie I guess

my steam profile is empty

retard

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I agree but speccy threads are a thing so apparently there are people that care.

>this toxic mentality again

based

Download Nekojishi (it's free) and just leave it open until you have thousands of hours racked up.

Because they are fucking degenerates that's why

>dude has an obvious vac/game ban streak
>he desperately tries to defend it in his profile
Best examples of this?

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>IT WAS AN INTENTIONAL DECISION

Jesus, this kid needs some food

>wait, there is a spice and wolf game?
>VR
>Ow, so it's porn

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Steam "community" (aka faggots, furries and ironic weebs) killed PC gaming, it's nothing but eternal shit.

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Execute it

Look, that other user won’t fuck you, but I will. I haven’t had sex in forever and I need to relieve this pent-up energy.

now i know where you live, prepare those asscheecks

Lmao no. Having a ton of worthless screencaps makes people never want to go to your screenshot section again. Having a small amount of really nice stuff makes people comment and come back for more.

I'm noticing a huge pattern here of FF Players and these tranny cat queers. Whats the catch?

this

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yea i'm thinking it's based

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This is the guy telling you to have sex.

>Yea Forums hates overly talkative steam profiles with miles of useless text
>Yea Forums also hates private profiles
The duality of man

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retard

>game launcher
It's a DRM and those "features" make you agree to use it

Why does every trannie play Final fantasy online why??

>dude anime lewd uwu lmao

retard

retard

>not No information given.
Retard

BASED EDF. GTFO FFCATS A REAL MAN ENTERED THE RING.

nu-Yea Forums hates anything nice and community based.
Older Yea Forums (until 2011 or so) had daily, wholesome Steam Friends- and Steam Profile threads.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241587648
>tfw no friends

dilate tranny

Add me
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003572441

nounispound

retard

>Tranny fantasy online
Like 50% of the FCs that I found were "LBGT+" friendly, I've never seen such a gay community

well, to be sincere people then just wanted to fuck off baked in killing floor...

>only people I have on Steam are some rando ESL I don't remember and some Brazilian who used Google Translate
I don't even know why I haven't removed them yet, its not like we're friends.

Bruh this nigga probably didn't even finish Rabi-Ribi. Weebs fuck outta here

retard

based

retard

>Recent Activity - 142.9 hours past 2 weeks
should I go outside

No, you gotta play more, casual.

no

shit you're right

Cute

Disgusting.

I do this. I also have myself as my profile picture. It gets people mad.

I only add trannies and girls(males) that I can fuck.

Come back when you have at LEAST 337 hours over weeks.

I don't think I could survive that

I need to take a break, guys

LOOK AT THIS CASUAL AND LAUGH

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>Playing video games
Look at this fag.

very sad, i hope you guys get out of your depression :[

thank you for the (YOU)s

This is what narcissists with autism look like.

i make screenshots for myself not for some pretentious faggot on Yea Forums

retard

retard

le radical centrist face

What's exactly wrong with centrism?

Profile is private.

Steam profiles are just facebook for ugly people. I'm not ugly so I stick to FB and Insta and have a barebones steam

And why do you care?

retard

Caring this much about the harmless things others do is unhealthy. Besides I've made few real friends through steam and source games so, it's not useless even if you don't customize it.

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>typing the power supply
>lighting kit
>SSD and HDD
>24GB Ram
Why not just type what power cables he uses too.

>FX6300 in a gaming PC
>flexing

>hokkaido, japan
I'm positive that the person does not live in Hokkaido.

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Monolith is pretty based. Too bad you're a weeb.

dummy

based
>pirouette
good taste

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discord please?

notice how they post everything about them except their weight

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because in the end their ideal life is just fantasy

>a fellow kraut
wanna hook up and play some vidya?

Me

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post profiles steamcommunity.com/id/natsoc_

>spending money to troll people with a profile no one will ever look at

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>didn't 100% Dark Souls 3 or Dark Souls Remaster
I hope you have at least the original one on 100% or I'll have to call you out for being casual

>this triggered.

I admire your commitment to the autism but how the fuck are you not banned yet?

>Yea Forums group
is there a bigger red flag?

Yes, your face

Just leave the group if it gets you triggered so easily.

I'm not in your face group faggot

Why are weebs and rampaging homos the only to put this much effort into their shitty steam profile?
I have yet to see anyone but weebs and faggots have profiles like this

because no sane person gives a shit about steam profiles

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That's because your not invited, reply to me 2 more times and i'll think about it.

I pirated the original one.

pc gaming is still pretty fun for us :3

I was laughing at the weeb profiles but I haven't checked mine in like a year and I've got that Love at First Sight game as my background and then I remembered I'm just as filthy and worthless.

This person has autism.

>dell gaming mouse

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...oh

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i only have 4k hours in EVE, feeling a bit better about myself now, thanks bro

based

Why do you faggots care so much about how someone chooses to present themselves?

I only have 4/5 of the thing you have, literally 80%, phew I'm glad

god im so fucking lonely

same bruh

interactive screensavers are something special aint they

>calling someone casual because they didn't make +5 raw/occult/crystal or +10 fire/magic/divine weapons
You're never ever gonna use a weapon with those upgrades unless you go out of your way to get certain achievements, why? Because they're ass.

what kinda mongoloid post is this?

they sure are

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praise james

true for occult and crystal but I made those others just for fun at some point or another
the real nasty weapon achievement was the Trophy of Sharpness from DeS

dummy

\o/

What's the highest $/hr account you've seen?

i think ganking is stupid but i fucking love the salt it creates

minerbumping.com/2019/07/over-one-trillion-eight-hundred-twenty.html

just read the bonus , this is pure unfiltered salt and god it makes me smile

This is the only acceptable steam profile

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Cringe or nah?
steamcommunity.com/id/SevenSwans/

>nippon letters
>Ecuador
Jesus christ

showing off is a typical human behavior. Literally the only reason Instagram exists

I'm sorry, it's an album name

this level of faggotry is something else

link your lossmail

I think I'd want to know if somebody I knew spent 2000 hours in Artifact, yikes.

i've played eve for some time years ago and i don't even know wtf are you asking
dropped that boring shit long ago

It is unfortunate that the socioentropic forces of degeneracy always win. Better start getting used to it though because the only cure(s) are not widely known or accepted, implementation defined and will never happen without massive political upheaval

Same. But it can’t be helped.

I, the Opinion King, have arrived. If you disagree with me, you're a fucking bastard mental dickface loser that should be gunned downnon the street like the degenerate you are.

fag
based
based
fag
okay
turbofag
turbofag
turbofag
turbofag
fag
okay
turbofag
turbofag
hyperbased
okay
turbofag
turbofag
turbofag
based and wholesome

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>weeb
>ecuador
>jp album name

end your life, unironically

How does one man get this based?

i play fighting games so i just made my profile look as autistic as possible to piss people off even more if they are mad and open my profile to add me / talk shit

Hopefully he's joined the 40% by now.

>Steel
>2500 Hrs in the game
Pathetic

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>scammers: EXPOSED
ahahahahahaha

>steel
.

why the fuck do all the trannies and degenerates play the final fantasy MMO?

Deleted post, what was it?

>tranny shitposter
lmao

steamcommunity.com/id/PlusEqualMinusK/

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some faggots profile with a blog nobody cares about
basically scammers he "exposed"

absolute fucking cancer, fuck off

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steamcommunity.com/id/wheeshnaw/

See if you can guess how many keys the artwork showcase cost me. Answer:
30 CSGO keys

>over 4.5k hours in vallhalla
how the fuck do people sink in this much time into visual novels of all things?

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thanks for the wholesome, opinion king.

there are auto-idle programs

people think it's just wacky and epic to have 8000 hours in some ironic weeaboo garbage like nekopara

Video game themed profiles are always worthwhile.

but why? that just makes you look like the biggest loser in a 500 mile radius

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Do you have what it takes to earn a spot on my friends list?

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no see, you're looking at it from the angle of a neurotypical and not a brain-fried 2019 gen Z loser

>rain world
based

steamcommunity.com/id/paidshill/
sorry losers

>Niggerfrog
There's your answer

>anime
at least its a good way to spot mentally ill people, havent met a single normal weeb

r8?

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Is this what you do instead of looking for a homeless shelter or some place to stay for the evening?

Nice

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>Not pushing for the level 100
>Mediocre background
>Random screenshot as primary showcase
>Shitty profile picture
>2400 games and 0.2 hours in the last 2 weeks
I give it a 1.5/10

nice

>joker

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i'm a gay retard

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play more dying light. the game is great

Autism, pure and simple.

Who wants to erp with me :3

>You want my number? Try me
Nigga this ain't fucking tinder.

Gang gang fuck all yall bitch ass trannies

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>send friend request to local gamer girl
>immediately blocked by gamer gurl
eh whatever

turbofag
turbofag
fag

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what are you going to do about it

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>not having your account set to private?
Do you people enjoy making yourself easier to keep track of? Especially considering how degenerate you all are? Have fun being on every list in the civilized world.

Hack your account and change your profile name to 'Poops in Pants'.

>recent activity 68 hours
>all of it on EDF5

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neat. just need to start getting more achievements, since last year I had %17 of them.

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How's EDF 5?

>setting to private
>not just on steam but anywhere
What kind of a fucking loser does this?
Only a friendless turbo incel that never plays games would, is my guess. Only the childmolesting megafaggots and furries have worse profiles.

Cool dudes with public profiles spend 10 minutes to set up the absolute bare minimum. No fancy shit required, just a cheap ass background and minimum useful information is expected. Also clean out that fucking awful 100+ uploads screenshot tab, noone wants to see thousands of your DOTA 2 scoreboard results.

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Many QoL improvements over 4.1.

That's a very good question.
It's probably easier to erp in that shit and they need the pricetag to justify sinking thousands of hours in it.

And for 40% of them, it'll be their final fantasy

Best profile in this thread.

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who the fuck cares about a gamer profile anyway
the concept of that alone should be turbocringe already

Of course they don't. I live in North Korea according to what I put in my profile.

lemme guess, he's a tf2 healslut and the second most played game is an MMO of some kind

How come every time you see someone with anime on their profile it's always some mentally ill fag/tranny?

10 dollars its a tranny

have sex

because it's the only place where they can show their faggotry to others for approval

>going to a physical store to download games instead of having internet access

>22 years you have lived
>an adult too
Do people really act like this? kinda hard to believe after you've matured this far

God I want to fuck someone who has a profile like this and have them turn their profile into a shrine for me.

Steam profiles are why I don't use Steam. I should be able to play games without broadcasting myself to the world

And remember the most fucked up Dojins are made by females.

steam discordfags are fucking dumb
this

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what the fuck is this?

There's autists who put in money to personalize something people won't find unless they look for it. Sounds like easy money to me. ESPECIALLY if you provide ways for anime autism to be shown off.

>how do i set my profile to private

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Giving SEAmonkeys internet access was a big fucking mistake.

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Also one of the most corrupt and draconian

This is mine, though it's a tad misleading. I spent 1863.76 on Steam since 2004 and $411 on Humble Bundle since 2013 for a total of $2275.66.

Nice reading comprehension

fp underrated bp

a-are you impressed?

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that doesn't sound like fun

it wasn't

stop posting your own profile aw3

How else are you going to see who in a group chat or community is likely to be cute and fun? Not that it matters nowadays with Discord and shit where you just have to sit around observing people for days and days. Snore.

>everyone I've ever added from Yea Forums is an ERPfaggot or a memetard

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Shit bait

>spams his profile all over Yea Forums
>'Where do you weirdos keep finding me...?'
Fucking moron.

>Quotes himself

Jesus.

had me laffin
post more like this

>Using Steam as a social platform

got to be ironic

...please

Why yes I have the question mark as my profile pic, how could you tell?

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