You're standing in the street when this man walks past you and says absolutely nothing. What do you do?

Hey, asshole!

OI

>You're standing in the street
Guys, I'm clipping through the textures again.

COME ON, FUCKER

Oi!

>HEY, YOU
>chase after him
>”You’d better be careful, there are dangerous thugs around here.”
>”Like me!”
>youtube.com/watch?v=_1uNUhIgC2g starts blaring

Bump into him and demand compensation for breaking my shoulder

I repost this thread

I'm honestly hoping it becomes some sort of minigame in 7 like the clan creator

Absolutely nothing because I don't want a fucking bicycle smashed over my head or some shit.

Well, I wouldn't be too bothered by it, he just... huh. You know, that actually is kind of obnoxious. I mean, I'm standing right there, and he just walks by me? Without saying ANYTHING? Where does he get off with that kind of attitude? He thinks he's better than me? I'm going to have a word with him. No, you know what? He didn't even compliment me on my new bicycle. Fuck this guy, it's ON.

CHOTTO

Look at him, walking around all emotionally stable like that. I bet he's a pussy.

He looks like a great sucker to pull this "you injured me pay up" scam! My first time doing this but I'm sure it'll go well.

HEY YOU

What's with the getup, chump?

OKANE WO DASE YO

>Sir, can you help me.

huh?

CHOTTO OMAE
NIGENNATTE

CHOTTOMATTEKUDASAI KIRYU-CHAN

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I'd let Kiryu punch me in face, same with Mike Tyson
Just to see if they live up to the legend

STUPID OLD FUCK

WHADDAFUCK?

OI KIRYU!

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>You're standing in the street when this man runs past you and breaks a motorcycle with the sheer power of his legs. What do you do?
ftfy

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>They made Japanese Peewee Herman into the final boss and actually made it work splendidly
Still can't get over it.

Ask him what is fucking problem is and vow to kick his ass

OOI! OORRRAAAA
GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY PUNK

*turns to my random biker friends*
>I think we can take him boys

*SLAP* *SLAP* *CRASH*

Excuse me sir we're giving away free modems! You can get on the net for free! We offer a BLAZING FAST 33.6 KILOBYTES PER SECOND! Just sign here!

Free? This sounds too good to be true.

Are wa...

>Forgot how that substory ended
>Look it up
I forgot that substories only end in 2 ways, with Kiryu handing out ass bruisings or Kiryu just being out 30,000 yen.

Christ, Nagoshi really needs to lay off the tanning lotion

Thats an older photo. Its worse now.

post that MOTHERFUCKING PIC
How can it be worse now??!?!??!

here
now the new Yakuza game has proper good protag

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too bland

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Just got started with Kiwami and wow it sucks ass, the original game was way better in my opinion.
The game also makes me feel depressed for some reason

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TEME

Looks bogged

>Kiwami
It's by far the worst game in the entire franchise.

well Kiryu did lose 10 years of his life

otsukaresamadesu

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Get ready to being constantly knocked down by random mooks, especially during those ridiculous story boss fights with one boss surrounded by a thick crowd. It gets extremely frustrating on hard and sometimes I cheesed these fights using the equipable weapons and shit.

I dunno why but looking at this guy pisses me off so I'd probably beat the fuck out of him, stupid fuck looks old so it shouldn't be too hard.

thanks

why do they give out free tissues?

for EZ item box storage, based pocket tissue!!

1 and 2 didn't have many item boxes so you had to have a full inventory and take tissues in order to transfer stuff

Cotto Omae!

He's got 0 Kiryu's haircut and that keeps throwing me off

>the mole is the next protag
Doubt.

nice try lmao

I still play 1 every Christmas.

The real life reason is that the tissues are used for advertising
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tissue-pack_marketing

Shit that's pretty neat actually, there's always that one time i forget my tissues at home and then i need them but nobody around me has them as well

Hey you!

And Kiryu's chinpira style from 0

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