Here's your ninja action game, bro

HNNNNG

Ninjas can't be obese.

she's a brand new character

The middle left pic, what's the source.

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It's the hem of her hoody.

I liek it

Alright bros. I need a list of all artists that use this body type.

Low test

these threads are totally organic and not at all made by paid marketers. it is totally normal for a thread about a game like this to be posted every day and to last until bump limit. it's also totally normal for a thread to contain 97% positive posts. my 3 day ban after calling this game shit was just a coincidence I am sure. nothing to see here folks. just a normal thread started by normal folks.

My high testosterone says otherwise.

cope lol

NO

PC

NO

BUY

do you get paid well to post here?
how can I get paid to post here?
I can pretend this game doesn't look like trash too

Robot ninjas can

the baggy clothes give it the appearance of it being fat. It isn't. Also kinda stupid to build these robots if they are nothing more than glorified suicide terrorists.

Oops i posted the wrong image here you go guys, sorry about that

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>my 3 day ban after calling this game shit
I was calling the remake shit and all the overanimated changes retarded and didn't get a ban. I was actually giving arguments as to why they were bad though, not just shitposting about it. There were also a bunch of other people who thought the new character looked retarded and also thought the sprites were overanimated now and I don't think any of them got a ban.

Not that I'm defending the jannies either. Recently got a 3 day ban just for using a onions face pic while starting a legitimate thread. They're retarded.

>banning fags that whine on non-capeshit videogames
How can mods be so BASED?

notice how clean these threads are. no racism. no shit talk. on Yea Forums no less

TOTALLY NORMAL

>dude Yea Forums is le epic hate machine nazi frog!!
fuck off newfag

Cope

If it is attractive, why stop it?

I want that shortstack ninja robot.

Based schizo poster.

There’s 21 posters and 24 replies so far, Yea Forums is just horny and easy to manipulate.

I think the issue is not the fat, but fat defined as if it was muscles

compare previous threads. they all have exact replies

Found the jew tranny

Robots can't be obese.

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not everything is as bad as you think it is resetfag

Not with that atitude

Dilate

Kunaboto, natedecock, sinensian sometimes, jujubeast

how much you wanna bet you get banned for racism? can't post that in a paid advertisement thread

You're right user

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Unless they're programmed to

MOMMY

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the last two are easy mode characters

Fuck off nigger

the huge mech looks awesome

>There’s 21 posters and 24 replies so far
I'm not saying pic related is what's happening, but number of posters doesn't necessarily prove anything either.

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>each existing character has a new mid-air move (Kunoichi has a forwards overhead spinning slice, Ninja has a bodyslam, Kamaitachi has a psycho crusher move that costs meter which lets him juggle enemies)
>every existing character also gets new meter moves (Kunoichi can throw shurikens to keep enemies at bay from a distance which is especially helpful with the new expanded field of view, Ninja can execute a more powerful version of his nunchaku combo finisher on demand which probably does great juggle damage near walls, and Kamaitachi can launch quills from his back to tell mid-air enemies to fuck off)
>Blasters can now be executed from a pain state, you don't need to wait to recover after being knocked in the air before you can execute your Blaster after being surrounded)
>expanded screen space and better hardware means we can have more than four enemies on screen at once (at one point in the video there's even EIGHT enemies on screen at once)
>Yaksha looks like a very interesting technical character with a lot of combo potential
>Raiden looks fucking sick, what makes me think that he's not going to be just a gimmick character is that he's got super armor when he's hit, but being hit also slightly freezes your attack animations so enemies can potentially get in a lot of damage at once whereas other characters are knocked down after taking a lot of damage to prevent them from getting steamrolled
>stage 3 boss now has constantly spawning grunt enemies as well just as every other boss in the SNES version did, so now he's no longer a total pushover
>stage 1 boss (and by extent the stage 6 boss) have been redesigned to be upscaled and to have super armor, which should make them more interesting to fight
>only new enemy type is a flying drone that shoots diagonally
>2 player co-op
shit looks real good

What's the gelbooru and sankaku tag for this?

Built for BBC

A man of finer tastes

see you in 3 days!

>cant evade bans
Yikes, thats a copepill for me

If you really thing some indie game has a shill squad because you don’t think the game looks interesting then you’re a bit of a retard.

You can play the SNES version right now for free, if it don’t like it then ignore these threads.

I hate how acceptable it’s become for faggots to cry about shilling since Border Lands.

what do you want? I'm Lawful.

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Didn't we just do this?

yeah I'm sure they don't want their product to sell and make money. no you're right. this is totally a fucking game Yea Forums would talk about positively 24/7 for a week

>indie game
This isn't an indie game. The dev/publisher is big itself and owned by Square Enix. Hiring someone to make a few threads on different gaming sites wouldn't be expensive anyway. I've played the original Ninja Warriors but I've never seen anyone else ever talk about it here, which is kind of weird, but I don't necessarily think it's all shilling either. I think it's a bit retarded too when people who are excited for the game think it's only one person criticizing it though.

Is that a bulge on the middle left?

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yeah and all the mommy comments right on cue

TOTALLY AN ORGANIC POST BY Yea Forums REGULARS AND NOT ALL BY SHILLS WHO SPENT ONE WEEK HERE

>old game but with bigger jiggler tits
Whats there to not like?

a thread on this game has been on this board every fucking hour of every day

TOTALLY NORMAL

yeah it's totally shills for some obscure japanese beat-em-up and not just Yea Forums liking hot robot girls with big tits
and you're totally not new here

an hour has not passed where this thread wasn't up for the past week you absolutely newfag

>155cm
>50kg
IMAGINE

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welcome to Yea Forums, kid

>I've played the original Ninja Warriors but I've never seen anyone else ever talk about it here, which is kind of weird
the only reason it caught on so much is because the remake made the tits bigger for an existing character so it's obviously not SJW, because it added a new ninja shortstack character and we know how much Yea Forums loves their shortstacks, because the remade pixel art looked soulful, and the gameplay looked not shit with the big guy robot looking real interesting to play
only a handful of people in the threads actually played the arcade or SNES version, most came for the tits and stayed for the gameplay, though mostly for the tits

literally all you need to do to grab attention on Yea Forums is to add shortstacks and make the gameplay not shit
t. OP of the first TNWOA thread here

>milkfed
my dick says otherwise

Men really need to start developing higher standards for women. Men are just straight up worshipping fat chicks while women won't even look at you if you don't have a six-pack.

Oh yeah I believe that one is a trans or futa OC that artists draws.

One way or the other, no one cares.

Shinobi girl is better

explain the exact replies and images being posted on cue in every single one of these threads

for the same reason that the same memes and pictures will get posted in recurring threads of any game

You don't even have to have a six-pack. Just don't be overweight which already puts you in the minority and makes you more desirable, and have a decent diet so you at least don't look like a twig.

I do agree that a lot of men need higher standards though. I keep seeing fat obnoxious attention whores ruining some gaming communities I'm part of because they easily manipulate so many guys and the guys all rush to serve them.

STANDING

PAIZURI

Post your girlfriends.

It's an exaggeration I'm just saying its retarded how easy men are while women are only raising their standards.

POCKY AND ROCKY REMASTER WHEN

with Becky™

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Ironic

>raise your standard so much that you only acknowledge the existance of women that is far above your league
>blame them for having high standards

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Necrophiliac scum.

...I like it. Not that much with real women, but I like it.
The men you speak of aren't as widespread as you think.

is there any difference between the original snes japanese version vs the us version?

Source on the bottom left, please.

US version removed one enemy type.

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is the japanese version playable without english? i havent heard of this game until earlier this week

NICE. I'll buy it when they inevitably port it to PC. I liked Wild Guns Reloaded.

The jap version also doesn't have blood. I think.

Dude, those are made of metal your dick will be destroyed.

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The only text is in the opening and ending and it's all already in English.

Oh yeah, forgot there was one other difference. The US version had no blood whereas the Japanese one had green blood.

Love this game, didn't realize anything was gone tho

This really smells of shilling, you need to be learn how to be more subtle

user is lying. Stop believing things you read on Yea Forums.

Fuck off

Wait this is ninja warriors? Theres a new one? What the fuck?

It’s the fucking hoodie you faggot

It's a remake of a reboot.

they're porting it and adding extra stuff

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Here, see for yourself. They put more of the Wolverine guys where the women would have been.
youtu.be/cWCTAv9a_qs?t=167
youtu.be/6uEL94eibKE?t=208

It's as much shilling as Haydee, but this is an actual game at least. To get people talking on Yea Forums you just make big boobs or remove big boobs and you already have a bunch of retards willing to throw money and shill your game without them even knowing.

It’s like the wild guns remake a couple years back

Was kunoichi trash tier in the original or did I just suck with her? She's cute.

Oh, the SNES version. Big whoop, that was the times. Same reason why they called Poison a tranny, censorship was stupid back then.

Please, don't reply to retards.

>game with incredibly low budget and no marketing to speak of has money and resources to pay people to post threads on Yea Forums
People like you are deranged to the point where you need to be taken out back and be put out of your misery.

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The version that anyone who has even heard of this game would have played.

>a "onions" face pic
What a surprise. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that it was ironic and not just stupidity.

metal where it's needed for it's weapons
I imagine her frame was also designed for. . .other uses once the mission is over

Correction, only you called it overanimated. It was everyone else that called you stupid because you had no arguments and then went on about how your subjective opinion matters.

Yeah sure. Go hug her when her mission is over......

The snes version was amazing though and the reason why this game is well known, the original arcade one had a good ost and 3 screen gimmick but the gameplay was trash

>the gameplay was trash
zoomer detected

They need to pander to poorfags like us

Stop pretending, you don't even know what the gameplay in the arcade version is like.

No one has fond memories of the arcade versions gameplay. It was the music, the three screens and the fact that bits of the robot get exposed when you take damage. The rest was not good at all.

Rush n’ attack was a prime example of the same type of game but done well

It's simplistic which is it's whole appeal.
I bet you think Legend of Kage 2 was better than the original too when Kage 2 was just a Shinobi rip-off and missed the point of the original.

Please tell me theres online coop. 2019 remakes with only couch coop is stupid lazy for the effort put in

Definitely not.
The Ninja Warriors was a generation ahead and feels much more enjoyable to play.

>p-pls ignore the people saying it's a sh-shil thread p-pls don't look at the man behind the curtain

>strongfat with huge tits&hips
That's pretty based actually.

Nice shilling.

Well there wasn't before, but there is now.
Nigger.

Why does she wear what looks practically like a fucking white hoodie and sweat pants though?
It looks so fucking dumb.

>threads keep being made about a game with a titty ninja that's coming out soon
>THEY MUST ALL BE MARKETERS
Did you forget his place is mainly full of horny teenagers?

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General consensus is you’re wrong, look I get you have nostalgia for it, but the arcade versions gameplay is boring and awkward, it was improved in every way but music when it was remade for snes

Me on the right

Okay but can we get it on the Vita?

muh

Was this an arcade game then an snes one? Whats the difference between them?

>Legend of Kage
not even comparable

s-source?

>it's a "zoomie can't understand why people like an arcadey beat-em-up" episode

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

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latest?

this shit goes like 20k years back, dumbass.

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>g-guys wanna floss
>let's talk some fortnite
>welikefortnite
>welikefortnite
>welikefortnite

New last stage seems like a given, going by the Wild Gund remake.

>but muh few cherry picked examples!
You pig fucking bastards are disgusting.

Absolutely btfo and exposed as a low test queer. The only one that agrees with you is an incel lmao Have sex, nerds

Can someone add one more venus woman tummy image to the collage over the top of the corny box in the center? Because this image is so fucking close to being 11/10 fucking christ my dick.

Wait fuck this isn't actually an h-game? I wanted to see her mating pressed by fat monster cocks what the hell. ;-;

it's in english too, no reason to play the US version.

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lmao
Well if it's shilling then the shills are based desu since Ninja Warriors is an awesome game

And if you're emulating, you can patch it so the green blood is properly red.

you are wrong
tummies are very sexy
on a related not can we get some MILFs with stretchmarks? I'm sick of MILFs that clearly have never had a kid in them
unless you're talking about the lack of pubes, which does in fact suck

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PC version when.

Not anytime soon. Japan hates PCs.

2hu

Ninja beat'em'up with jiggly breasts is the type of game you see in japanese PC gaming a lot, so it only makes sense theres going to be a PC port at some point.

They did port Wild Guns Reloaded over later so I wouldn't be surprised to eventually see this too on PC.

Key word "eventually".

please, go fatter

That's a god of fertility, she's pregnant y'know. Women aren't supposed to look like pregnant sows all the time.

faggot
faggot
faggot
faggot

>stretchmarks
Is it the visual side that you like, or the childbirth implication?
I can understand scars, but not stretches

Going to be the superior version, once the all the THICC mod communities discover the game.

Someone on /ck/ keeps using the same basedboy pic and saying hotsauce is for basedboys. I just took the pic and said I think capsaicin is interesting, and so is stuff like nicotine and caffeine. Just find it interesting that plants produce these things to keep away pests but we find them enjoyable, and how it helped us form a symbiotic relationship with plants. People actually started to talk about it instead of just getting mad at the shitposter. My thread got deleted and I got banned anyway, then I saw the shitposter make threads on /qa/ which never got deleted and then making them on /ck/ again.

>only you called it overanimated
Nah. I wasn't even the first poster in the thread to say it was overanimated, I actually responded to someone else who said it first and said I agreed.

Yellow is perfect
I like some thickness on a girl but I like an hourglass shape more.

Need a gif of Carl from athf walking

>he doesn't like fertility
That's gonna be a YIKES for me bro.

Now I want an edit of Carl walking through the game.

>westerners need to wait a full month for a game that's already in english

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I agree, it's missing the x-ray

Japans designs just get more and more stupid as time goes on.

The funny thing is, they literally put this monstrosity in a game where it's juxtaposed to the perfection of 90s design and it stands out like a circus clown among navy seals.

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If your woman doesn't have your child or your semen in her womb you failed as a man.

PC release when?

>it stands out like a circus clown among navy seals.
I tried saying this before but just kept responses of "you're gay". Some people will deflect all criticism because tiddies.

>Classic beat em up gets massive overhaul remake with new backgrounds, sprites, resolution, characters, music, etc.
>Threads about it after the first are just shitposting over one of the two new characters having fat tits
Not even dismissing people who aren't into the new sprites. We can have that discussion if people stop making every fucking Once Again thread start with Yaksha's walk cycle, inviting East vs West shitposting & fatfags vs anti-fatfags. Raiden looks way more fun than her anyway.

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The giant robot fits in just fine with the aesthetic. One of the three people on this remake just wanted to draw a thick shortstack. Same with Wild Guns Reloaded almost; I find Doris fits in just fine, but Bullet feels like one of them wanted to include their dog somehow.

So much this. In the end, it's just a remake of a damn good game with new stuff. Surely that's not worth going full SJW over.

Does this come with an english menu option?

>it's not normal for Yea Forums to make constant threads about big bouncing tits
Get your head checked, user.

is that michellin-man?

fixed

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Yes.

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