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*approaches her from behind*
>Hello, miss. Sorry to bother you. I'm a guard, and it seems that a lady that matches your description is stealing certain items and hiding them in her shoes. So, if you please remove them and put your feet on my lap while I sniff them, since the items have a distinct smell, and I'll let you be on your way. Oh, and usually I have a dog that licks body parts in order to detect strange tastes, but he's unfortunately sick, so if you permit me, I'll start tasting your feet, especially your soles and toes. After that, you'll be on your way.

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feets

:D

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GENIUS, ALL YOU NEED IS A COP UNIFORM

cringe

:/

:D

D:

Will this guy ever have the balls to do this?

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Will I ever get a tomboy gf?

will i achieve at least competency in SFM within the end of the year?

is my dick small

Will I ever get a tomboy gf?

Will I ever see her again?

are these three gay?

Oh boy, here we go.
Will I do good at EVO?

>For all of eternity
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This could mean a lot of things and I don't like any of them

But the Totem said I'm going to get a tomboy gf though...

Am I in trouble for calling in sick to work tonight?

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The stupid cutouts in the boots to appeal to foot fetishists ruin an otherwise great design.

Tomboys are gay so it checks out.

quiet faggot

go find your tomboy gf (male)

Thank you based totem

If they were closed toed boots she wouldn't seem as feminine and wouldn't be the perfect picture of cute that she is today

What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.

based

Is the Sonic totem ever right?

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>"Wow, Breath of the Wild Zelda: this view is great! You know what's also great? Having a Hero that doesn't fail!"

Can I do a Kamehameha if I were to try it right now?

>Is the Sonic totem ever right?
>5- Never

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Did I...make the right decision sonic totem?

DID I MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION SONIC TOTEM

will i ever get a qt3.14 gf?

...

Should I go to sleep?

thank you sonic totem...

Will I get the job I want this year?

Should I murder everyone in this thread

will my waifu be real

>1
based, thanks sonic totem

does she like me back

>aproaches her from behind
>gives her a hardy kick

will I fulfill my dreams?

Will I ever be happy and get a gf and not kill myself

W-what did he mean by this?

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:D

Is quicksilver gonna come back?

Will a qt sit next to me on the bus tomorrow?

will you give me digits?

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will I ever accomplish any of my artistic goals?

>take bus home once
>qt sitting with an open spot next to her
>work up courage and go to sit next to her
>before I can even open my mouth to say something the massive black woman across from us starts vomiting uncontrollably
>it splashes all over my back and shoes, cute girl runs before I can even speak
>have to ride home covered in vomit
>caught something from it because a few days later I start vomiting uncontrollably into my toilet for the entirety of the day
I don't like the bus anymore.

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how do i make friends on Smash?
theres no way to have an actual conversation on there is there?

can I stop being so broke?

Will I actually be able to fool around with someone in cosplay this weekend?

Smash players can’t have a normal conversation. Find a better game to make friends with.

forever?

Fuck m8, there's always something we just can't escape from and you might have gotten yourself caught on the wrong end of transport karma

will cwc ever fully connect our dimension to the video game one?

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I'm 23 but I still have a micro penis. Do I still have a chance to get a wife and grow my dick?

peak femininity

Will I ever get a cute GF who shares my interests?

will i get a gf this semester

Oh no

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Will I get a loli gf?

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BASED BASED BASED
I CAN STILL GET A CUTE GF WHO SHARES MY INTERESTS
FUCK THE SONIC TOTEM

Hello Sonic totem, Are you well?

Hero this month?

what is this expression supposed to convey?

will I sleep peacefully

"I know you'd love to, but you're never, ever, going to touch my feet!"

Will I lose the weight by the end of the year?

You will if you literally only do that.

uuuuh

What did he mean by this

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>Ah ah ah haaa!
>1(One) degenerate fetish!

Will an user ITT recommend me some good size fetish stories?

not even a footfag but damn those are cute shoes

Footfags are terrible.

Will I get a gf or female friends this upcoming semester?

Am I cursed?

Will i get that scholarship?

Will i ever get a loving wife and a cute daughter?

... What a jackass you are. Please find a real girl.

What the fuck is a footfag. If it's someome sexually attracted to feet, I'm fucking done with this Dan Schnider bullshit.

How new are you?
Yes a footfag is someone who fetishizes feet. Are you retarded? Have you not glanced over this thread?

Will I lose my virginity this year?

There will be a sequel?

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Will I pass the exams?

>"Sorry to keep you waiting... again!"

Will I ever escape this site?

KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA