>final boss wants to destroy the world to save the world
Final boss wants to destroy the world to save the world
Carson Brown
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Dominic King
Is this thing designed to make you cum quicker or is it just a motorized fleshlight?
Parker Allen
Why is the amount of light important?
Parker Martinez
>too embarrassed to jack off?
>dw about it just stick your dick in here and our technician will make sure the right amount of light is shining on it
Landon Thompson
>sticking your dick into anything made by the chinese
You would be a mighty brave soul.
Christian Long
idk maybe high light exposure damages sperm samples in some way
Henry Long
How is sticking it into a public tenga better than doing it yourself?
Hudson Flores
It has to be as accurate as possible for the patient. If it doesn't have red light coming out of it then it will be obvious that it's not a real human vagina.
Ayden Diaz
Isaac Evans
Better get used to these, fellas. Once the female uprising occurs, any man not kept around as a pet will be sent to a semen collection farm, strapped to one of these and milked on a daily basis like a cow.
Henry Watson
>then it will be obvious that it's not a real human vagina
Oliver Flores
It's for guys who are to embarrassed to cum using their hands in hospitals.
Ethan King
>This device is for people too embarrassed to masturbate in a public place
>Let's line up several of these all in the same room with no privacy whatsoever
Connor Bell
If you are too embarrased to masturbate this machine would be horrifying to you. You would nope out the second you saw this shit.
Leo Perez
Check out this virgin, doesn't even know about the pussy rays
Levi Wood
>Kaz finally industrializes Kaz burgers
Justin Wilson
>0:26
>villain's ideas become appealing under closer inspection
Sebastian Walker
>Chinese
Nope.
Dylan Davis
>Once the female uprising occurs
How would this uprising occur? Worst case scenario we would just go to war and show them why men got to be the superior sex and they got oppressed in the first place
David Myers
reminds me of silent hill 2
Austin Sanders
D-do vaginas really look like a cavern of teeth?
Austin Martinez
>replicates a human vagina
>in terms of temperature, wetness and amount of light
Since when is a vagina able to give out light?
Hunter Howard
virgin detected
Nolan Brooks
>the chinks took the "light" in "fleshlight" literally
Cooper Nelson
Reminder.
Daniel White
Yeah. You have to be careful not to piss women off during sex. Thats why i recommend drugging them first.
Ayden Lewis
>he sleeps with sluts with pussy rays
Lol enjoy your dick radiation
Nicholas Baker
Where do I sign up to donate my aryan sperm to chinese ladies?
Lincoln Butler
God damn being white is so great. Too bad my kids will never know what its like.
Tyler Jackson
This is probably skewed by the fact that all the hottest people on Earth are American celebrities, and America is a largely white country.
Justin Perez
Sucks to be the maintenance guy for this thing
Joshua Jackson
Where can I buy one?
Justin Gomez
That's my fetish
Joseph Cox
I guarantee you Jiangsu Sanwe didn't invent this for the reasons they say he did.
Jace Campbell
>potentially interested thread is ruined by another reddit bait
Isaac Lopez
this, might as well stick your dick in a chinese escalator
Jeremiah James
>amount of light
Jace Jackson
Check Alibaba
Anthony Gonzalez
The pains of being brown in the dating culture of the west cannot be described with words. Why are Asian and Indian lumped together? They're pretty fucking distinct.
Austin Carter
>amount of light
Wait, what?
Samuel Adams
Go to bed Yuno
Matthew Powell
Calm down Doskoinpo
Jeremiah Bell
>he doesn't know about vagina light
Carson Hall
>chinese escalator
Man, don't remind me.
Ayden Nguyen
>chinese
so it will rip your dick off and or explode
Jaxson Rodriguez
I bet you dont know about vagina bones either
Carter Long
>Whitoids need to lump Asians together with Poo-In-Loos to cut their numbers
Sebastian Lewis
Hang on, why did the Chinese invent this? Don't they have a problem with overpopulation?
Evan Edwards
Imagine the diseases
Connor Morgan
SOON
Isaiah Powell
BROS MY GF DOSENT HAVE THE VAGINA LIGHTS SHOULD I BE WORRIED!?
Easton Gomez
she should really get that checked out. I think that's a sign of cervical cancer.
Hunter White
No, they have an underpopulation problem
The one child policy facilitated an economic boom but now they have significantly more men than women and a n aging workforce with no one to replace them, especially in more rural areas.
Gabriel Watson
Most women have an automatic gas cutoff now if the pilot light goes out so its ok. When i was a kid you had to be careful cause if that light went out your woman could explode if enough gas built up.
Joseph Sanders
Imagine your mom
That's what I'll be doing
Eli Cook
Women don't actually have vagina lights. If they did you would be able to see them glow through their bellies just like when you turn on a flashlight inside your anus.
Colton Myers
I think the implication is that a female uprising would not be accomplished through physical force, at least not directly.
Caleb Walker
How much does it cost, is it possible for anyone to purchase one, and if so how does one purchase it? Just curious, haha.
Charles Morgan
Don't bring her to the hospital, they're just gonna charge you hand over fist for what you can do at home yourself.
Changing a vagina light is pretty easy, you just gotta reach in, unscrew the blown light and replace it with a new one.
Brody Stewart
>God tier east asians lumped in with sea monkeys and designated shitters
Incredibly biased poll
Elijah Edwards
Have sex.
Jaxon Cook
>Chinese
Cooper Edwards
what did they mean by this