Take a shit

Gooigi is edible.
Gooigi tastes (at least in part) like coffee because he was created via an accidental coffee spill by E.Gadd.

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It's not gay if you do it once

What is it about this character that awakens weird vore/sexual fetishes in Yea Forums?

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>Take a Shower

>*appears*

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Okay but is he capable of flooding his goo body into every orifice in my body and puppeterring me from the inside out in a state of perpetual agony

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To be honest i don't think he's fully sentient.
Luigi seems to take control of him, not the other way around.
Dunno if that means Luigi has exclusive control over him, or he can "imprint" onto anyone and from that moment onward he becomes your double you control by losing conciousness in your main body and then moving as him.
Further testing might be required.

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First of all, in single player at least, Luigi needs to control Gooigi himself

Second, if you were to use Gooigi to go inside your own body to puppetere yourself, your still controlling yourself

Okay but what if he begins to learn from his True Luigi master and goes rogue/ rampant

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Im looking forward to seeing how Next Level decides to have a Double FUCK YOU KING BOO Moment with Gooigi and Luigi, maybe even Polterpup for good measure

The key idea here is that E Gadd has been doing the testing himself.

He, and im not fucking joking here, literally time traveled to give Original LM Luigi and Egadd Googigi to test so he can use his abilities in the future.

Sounds like that one FNAF game where one of the anamatronics decides to try and blend into normal society by wearing a rotting corpse as a suit while it's still semi-fresh.

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Is E.Gadd secretly the single most powerful entity in the Mario universe?

If he ever decided to become the new main villian replacing Bowser, could anyone even remotely be able to stop him?

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He's made of GOO! How did that happen?

Does he come out in a half press of your ass?

Given how much more animated and better interactive the game will be, im curious how Luigi's reaction to Gooigi will be the first time he shows up

He's apparently Slimer shit crossed with coffee.

haha what if gooigi went inside lugis asshole

god damn that some DEEP lore from when E. Gadd ran the coffee shop in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
good shit nintendo.

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I remember thinking this might be a young version of him, back when I was a kid. If E. Gadd can build mechs like this then yeah, he might be unstoppable.

>Game comes out October 31

God it's gonna be fanfuckingtastic

Forgot image fuck

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what? are you implying you shit in the sink?
I only piss in the sink, way more convenient than using the toilet bowl

>been looking for gooboi smutt for what feels like decades
>it appears
>as luigi

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Das dat gud shit

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>piss in the sink
>always have water running
>clean your dick with medium warm water and a bit of soap immediately afterwards
>feel 100 times cleaner than all these fuckboys going around with smelly dicks
>always be ready to get a BJ and no one will ever complain because your dick smells amazing

Toilet pissers, how can you even compare?

>take a poop
>Gooigi comes out of your asshole

for what reason other than to spite your toilet?

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What if E.Gadd made a goo replica of Peach?

dude flubber lmao

Pooigi

Thanks Doc

MARIO GET OUT IM PISS

Vanish cap is such a piece of shit

>Not even invisible
>Can only pass through certain walls
>Only shows up like twice

He would never be a villain though. He's far too nice. He'd have to be possessed or mind controlled.
The only dangerous thing about E.Gadd is that he'd probably try to help anyone that asked him for help. He's quite naïve. And he leaves his tech everywhere. So he'd be quite easy to trick into making something dangerous.

>Gooigi comes out of the pipe and goes up your pipe

But Gooigi and water don't mix

Stop fantasizing about this.

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