ESA

now: the last of us
later: re4
way later: Warframe

stream 2, you're dead

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Based

Bro wtf, I was going to do it this time!

Too slow. I bet you don't even speedrun games. How can you possibly be expected to speedrun threads?

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>way later: Warframe
How do you speedrun an endless looter?
Does it have a campaign?

Fuck both of you, I was making one. Yours looks like shit OP.

where is she?

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That's what we're all going to find out.

Yours looks like it doesn't exist.

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When Warframe gives you money you find a way to speedrun it

Is grounded hard or easy

Did the schedule get pushed back at some point? I'm pretty sure this run was scheduled to be over by now

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Hard

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Hardest

Get nugged.

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blowing japanese businessmen

reverse easiest

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who is the other guy at screen?

add the links next time you lazy fucking cunt

Sent back to America, where she belongs.

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Make me

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>caring about a literally who lardass
wew

Are they going to run the crappy DLC?

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Do you not know where to watch ESA?

have you ever wondered what America would be like today if the colonizers picked their own cotton?

why is marcille so perfect

that filename is real retarded sir
>sometimes I miss the feeling that I will be killed every time I leave my house because I look white

Do you not know how to not be a failure?

no

That's not faryln

Best run so far?

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user you should calm down.

dude like every run has gone over estimate and the set up times are kind of long, sched is way off from what it originally was

man, how many conveniently placed ladders there is on this game?

Rating
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

I believe Moonman wrote a song about that called Whitetopia.

The one in the OP

Atlantis

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Ruski running DMC4, and he is coming back in 6 hours to run OG hitman.

>copyright strike because of the music
Wait what? Is there a licensed song in this game?

...

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The Twitch chat has blocked the use of 3Head. Is this really the "censor-free" speedrun event you guys love so much?

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Can't wait honestly.

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Definitely gotta go with the depressed Russian who hates what he has become, is fueled solely by anger, and would give it all up to get his friend back.

Its a shame that he's not very good at actually running the game.

If I gave a fuck about runs being good I'd watch an actual world record run instead of a marathon.

when are they going to play a good game

m.twitch.tv/bromosapian11

Eh, least it's underest

Sorry I insulted your fave ruski runner, user.

next but the category is shit

but they just finished a good game

when you look at the schedule, if you see a race add 30 minutes to all the times after it

>TLOU dlc coming up next
Yea Forums IS GONNA FREAK!

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DMC4 already was played

>walking simulator DLC next
I'm sure this will be great

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It's too late for apologies now, user. All too late.

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Damn right, it's unfun

>tfw 2012 was 7 years ago
where the fuck did the time go?

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I'm gonna miss NFS with mah boi Kuru ;_;

I liked the runner and the commentator. Too bad about the actual game tough, not really meant for speedrunning.

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>3 hours of need for speed the run coming up

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I never actually bothered to look at gameplay of TLOU after all of these years. I thought the 'movie game' complaints were just hyperbole, but christ I've never seen anything like this beore.
The entire game looks like a tutorial section where you're just learning to control your character, and it gives you breaks with cinematics in between movement sections. It's incredibly frustrating to watch having control taken away every minute for a scripted event to play with QTEs in it.

what the fuck why are they doing left behind

NFS runs are maximum comfy you nigger

>glitchless
>3 hours

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Don't you have some bing bing wahoos to play faggot?

Man if people complained about TLOU when we had an actually good runner and commentator, that shit is going to actually kill the thread.

>but christ I've never seen anything like this beore.
You must be unfamiliar with Uncharted.

i havent played the game since it came out but i dont remember it being like that at all

Yo ride is to' up from the flo' up. Don't step up to me again unless you got the wheels to back it up.

>EST 7:15
>ACTUAL 10:52
jrpgs were a mistake and should be banned from marathons

I just posted the exactly same thing on the other thread, console exclusive games are cancer.

>glitchless run
>"So I'm glitching out of the area"
I'm sorry what

Pcfag or Nintendo manchild?

The categories are arbitrary~

is this bitch just a really tan white chick

That's the original run, DLC on speedrun.com is 30 mins glitchless

>he doesn't know
Way to out yourself as a newfag

It's another one of those games from the time where you're shooting in third person in narrow hallway, only the hallways are a little less narrow than in a lot of games at the time which made YouTubers and streamers go apeshit over it. It deserved every bit of hate it got.

>I never actually bothered to look at gameplay of TLOU after all of these years. I thought the 'movie game' complaints were just hyperbole, but christ I've never seen anything like this beore.
>The entire game looks like a tutorial section where you're just learning to control your character, and it gives you breaks with cinematics in between movement sections. It's incredibly frustrating to watch having control taken away every minute for a scripted event to play with QTEs in
Death Stranding will be the same Movie Game or worse.

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I know all about that meme run its still garbage

>run is comfy
>nu-Yea Forums hates it

>It's incredibly frustrating to watch having control taken away every minute for a scripted event to play with QTEs in it.
Control gets taken away very often because he's doing everything perfectly to get through the gameplay sections as fast as possible. Because, you know, it's a speedrun.
When you see an any% speedrun of ocarina of time, do you also think "wow what a shit game, it's less than 15 minutes of gameplay in the entire game, I don't understand the hype"

Okay retard, thanks for sharing.

Retard.

And it will of course be applauded endlessly despite being 2deep4u irrational story encapsulating shit gameplay.

Anyway to speedup this damn run

>Implying a 100% run of Golden Sun The Lost Age wouldn't be the greatest thing at a marathon

seething

>I havent played this game yet but the gameplay is going to be shit
Yup its Yea Forums alright

sounds like I hit the nail right on the head

Stop it user, you're making too much sense.

Oh wow glitchless is 5 mins

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I'll eat my own hat if I'm wrong. There's absolutely no chance the gameplay will be worth a single shit when everything about the game is so heavily revolving around the story. You don't need to be nostra-fucking-damus to see it coming.

>seething
>cope
>obsessed
>dilate
How to let everyone know you have no opinions worth hearing

RATE
>RATE
RATE

He's a bing bing wahooer or a Indiebox gamer. Just ignore his posts.

So what did you think of the run

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RATE THE RUN
basedboomer/10

Dude the commentator was such a nice guy
I really want to hang out with him (((if he were like 30 years younger)))

>I'll eat my own hat if I'm wrong.
No you wont, you'll move on to shitpost about some other game you retard.

7/10, I didnt like the game but it was a damn good run with nice commentary.

>way later: Warframe

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cope more then dilate you seething obsessed resetera tranny

>Muh lesbian kiss
Shit game, shit DLC, shit characters.

PS - Dial 8.

Solid commentary / 10

>5 minute DLC

>The Last of Us
>Resident Evil 4
>Octopath Traveler
>Need For Speed: The Run

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This intermission music is always so good. I wish they would just play this during the runs.

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>tfw can't watch RE4 run due to spoilers

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I know right?

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9/10

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Ah yes, speedrunning a movie

Glitchless normally stands for No Major Glitches in these marathons.
Glitches that are small sometimes get allowed by the SR community into a glitchless run for whatever reason.
They have a weird definition of glitches to be honest.

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Is there any game more fun to watch speedran than RE4? I think not

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9/10 good commentary for a 3 hour run

>RE4 NG+
So the run will just be rocket spam from the RPG instead of involving any showcase of actual skill?

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You're kidding, right? Its like EDM: elevator music edition

Unironcally best post ITT

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badspeedrungame/greatcommentary

unironically max comfy
some of the best commentary I've seen in years

If Kojima has any hand in it the game will be a movie. Acting like it's out of the ordinary for people to expect that is ridiculous.

>just noticed RE4 speedrun is NG+
Uhhh guys, this is worrying. Isn't it just going to be a runthrough of the game with all upgraded health, weapons, and a full stock of ammo and recovery items?

It was like I actually went braindead from having fungus growing out of my head out of ten.

Who are these fucking pooftahs hahahah

The DLC run wasn't glitchless you brain-dead retard.

any ng+ run should just be a showcase.
I haven't seen anything good from a clear save even the DaS hack and NG+1000 SL1.

You know what? Rate my ass you fucking trannies.

who the fuck

Kojima had a hand in Boktai you fucking faggot which has more value than anything you've ever done in your life.

gdq
more like
gdp

Comfortable background stream, competent commentary with good dynamics and no standout bad moments. With that being said, it was a bit boring, but that's more because of the game than anything else. 8/10

Holy shit guy on the left looks like the brown haired version of the ginger nerd from Megamind

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I like Noz. dude is alright

link ?

>NG+
Is a joke category user, a very long one

8, was going to skip but was surprised by commentary

twitch.tv/esamarathon

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www
.
nfl.com

twitchls.com/esamarathon

I prefer twitchls since I don't have to deal with the website bloat.

RE4 is already over? How long is the run? 2 minutes?

Boku no pico

Holy shit he does look like that guy.

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So that's what you're going with? You're the problem. You're jumping to this hack's defense like he needs you to defend him. You're not going to change my mind. The moron wants to make movies. He considers himself a celebrity. Putting your faith in him that anything he makes will be worth a shit is a joke. Watch his games on youtube and save yourself some money.

no way fag

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>octopath traveler
why do people speedrun turn based jrpgs

>You're the problem.
And you're retarded. Don't pretend like you've played the Boktai games.

Post it.

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That wouldn't be very accurate since 40% of them would kill themselves before the vote is cast.

because they dont have any actual skill but still want to push their shitty twitch channel to 10k viewers

9/10. Run itself wasn't terribly interesting, but the execution was good and the commentary was excellent. Deano was a cool dude.

Good fucking Lord!

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You know you lost because your only avenue to confront the argument is to try and diminish my credibility instead of addressing the points I'm making. Nobody with taste buys anything made by Kojima himself. You want your games to play themselves. Don't try to give him credit for shit he didn't control.

I think I quit playing TLOU after less than an hour. I hadn't even got to Ellie yet, I was that bored. The Uncharted games are insufferably dull as well; I don't understand how anyone can enjoy modern Naughty Dog games.

wait what happened to re4

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Because the runs are great most of the time.

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cringe

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Nothing. It's starting now.

BETTAH DEAD
THAN
AL
BHED

>I haven't played Boktai but its shit
lmao dude

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>these handful of runs were great so most of them are great!

Call_me_Zeroo couldn't make it, check twitter

I own the game because I got it free with my PS4 and I still haven't played it.

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that guy is so mad

They can enjoy it by being game """"""""""journalists"""""""""" who want games to be art so that they feel less like a failure around their cosmopolitan hipster friends.

please fucking stop, I just finished fapping.

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what's the bloody name

Does anyone speedrun the atelier games? Never seen them at the speedrunning events

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>$20%
Was that where the donators ask any question and they'll answer it?

Not directed by Kojima. Produced by him. Developed by a team at Konami. Once more stop trying to give Kojima credit for shit he didn't control.

They always get distracted and start fapping so the runs fail.

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Post it
I beg it's not manly like mine

Lol I thought they were the best intermission duo yet.

>late night
>chill hosts
>scot-esh dono reader
>thunder outside, dog burrowed under the covers for safety
>re4
yep, comfy incoming

How was RE4? Completely fucking missed it skipping over TLoU.

>How do you speedrun an endless looter?
I don't know but it's becoming popular, I see a few people I've known for years starting to stream Warframe on both kikebook and twitch. I don't get it, this game is ancient but apparently coming into a renaissance of some sort.

yeah

It's next

Ocarina of Time doesn't spam you with tutorials after beating each room of a dungeon.

It says Octopath Traveler is next, don't FUCK with me.

Hey guys, are my headphone stereo channels working correctly?

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Tressa's fucking overrated

It's probably the Destiny players migrating after getting shit on twice

if you read this you'll timetravel back to when it was about to start

Its 11PM here, are there any eurofags who are actually up at 6 in the morning watching this?

TRESSA
TRESSA
TRESSA

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Do not insult my wife!

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the entire game is overrated to shit

They just updated that ahead of time since it's about to start but they're having some tech issues.

Eat shit, Therion.

fuck yeah

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Of course. I've lost the control of my life.

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I would like Tressa to relieve herself in my mouth and toss me a pittance for the assistance onto the ground, forcing me to scrape up each individual coin out of her piss.

Yes, I've been awake since 2am, it's currently 5am in bongland

yep, 5am here
I was going to go to sleep but the tlou run was too comfy to not watch

I dont believe it. You stayed up all night for this? You're the user who made one of the threads yesterday too!

Pretty impressive, user. Hope you're having fun. Although if I was a Eurofag I'd try to go.

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I'm passing, hope I wake up in time for Hitman

BEST RUN OF THE EVENT INCOMING

Floridanigger here
It's 12am

MY BODY ISN'T READY

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Hope you stay up and enjoy RE4 because it already seems awesome.

RIP user

This run better be good or I'm going to smear my own shit on my walls.

the audio on this sucks

Yep. It's more comforting than struggling to sleep right now.

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>NG+

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>plebs

Well then.

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I WAS PROMISED TRESSA

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-tips fedora-
>ma'lady ;^)

>thicc
>plebs
So these guys post here

it's 5am here. will not work tomorrow
will still play some rdr2

re4 now

post ashley porn

It's hard to explain my sleep cycle at the moment.
But yes, I've been enjoying the runs, they're just simple solid runs more or less, nothing really exceptional or funny has happened but it's fine and whole week ahead still. I'll sleep later.

I doubt I'm gonna focus on RE4 though.

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You have to wait another hour and a half for this shitty NG+ run first.

We've known that for a while.

You got it chief!

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Just tuning in. Any good runs so far?

>Free cheeseburgers
Where's Big Jon
Based WyeDawg

>chicken tendie
*screeching englishman in the distance*

Nobody said chicken nuggets
Wtf

DMC run by angry and depressed Russian man who went on a rant about how retarded speedrunning is.

Not the current one

>Tendie

I'm fine with them, but I'm worried that they'll get carried away and slip into making jew jokes IRL.

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M A L D I N G

These guys are fucking annoying.

there is no runner that doesnt m8

>Yea Forums does love me
hello runner

>Yea Forums loves me

>using forsen memes on stream
>but forsen emotes are still banned

>an actual non retard PC tranny infestation
>a shout out to us
BASED

Well Yea Forums, do you love him?

ah shit. kino run incoming.

He knows...

He's 21?! He looks like he's 31!

Also goddamn this guy is a sperg

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I love this man.

>Yea Forums does love me
THIS IS A PUNCHI BOARD
FUCK ZEROO

fuckk off fatty

WE'RE GETTING CALLED OUT

WE DID IT REDDIT

absolutely based

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Yea Forums loves him. It's true. We say it all the time. Right? I've heard of him before.

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This is literally just Yea Forums: the speedrunning crew.

No

FAT ASSES GET THE FUCK OUT FROM Yea Forums

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>mentioning Yea Forums on twitch
FUCKING BANNED

that's us!

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>Yea Forums loves me

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LOL this fucking guy

I hate fat people

Yea Forums?
T-That's us!

I'd need to see his cock first.

...

based 4channel we fucking made it boys!

leafs on suicide watch

This guy is a sperg

B&

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Who is the queen he's talking about?

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Hey runner, why do you run NG+ like a fucking faggot?

Yea Forums here, I dont love you or your gay category run

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Asghan was fun.

SAY IT, LARDO!

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who called him fat?

No

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That's what fat does to you.

Dude is more chad than you

why did they ban them?

>fat balding memespouting retard is a 4channer
Wow I'm shocked

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>Do people unironically get offended at the mention of 4 chan? It's just reddit but with a different flavor

He tries too hard becuase he's nervous.

Armpits should not be that vaginal!

>hasnt seen spongebob
all respect
lost

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Not even wrong at this point.

He's balding at 21, is skinnyfat and has never watched Spongebob. He's a faggot.

Why would I want to watch a NG+ run?

It's not impressive to run through the game in inf. rocket launcher. I did that when I was 12.

Im autistic as fuck and im a neet so yes Im still awake
gonna have a classic wank still before sleep

The runner is trying too hard.

you mean 4channeler

EPIC FORTNITE DANCE

So a week ago?

He's gonna floss, this guy is absolutely BASED

this guy has such a subtle lisp

Incoming fatass getting a heart attack live on stream in about an hour and a half.

meant for

I'll watch that now then.

Idc what you guys say this dude is cracking me up haha

Wow he knows about Yea Forums AND can floss! BASED!

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And what is your great success?

Sorry, when I was 13.

14 years ago.

w-we h-have clout now!! :PPP

This is why no one likes ESA.

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someone post the gdq fortnite dance webm

fuck if I know
they've been banned for years
I asked a mod years ago and he said they were "offensive" which is obviously not true so they were probably salty about something

This is literally just a run of a guy who thinks hes skilled because he memorized the game. There's no interesting strategies, optimization or randomness.

>runner is triggering twitch chat super hard
based

I'm an Eagle Scout, I've climbed three mountains and I'm a successful speedrunner who isn't fat.

>all this stuttering
Fat fuck needs to calm down.

I hate this man and I hate Yea Forums

these guy know too much

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>S-tier on Yea Forums
Ah shit, I'm only A-rank.

A world first for Zeroo

can this fucker stop mentioning us GOSH
F TIER RUNNER
Ben please respond x)

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HE KNOWS TOO MUCH SHUT HIM DOWN

People actually shooting the shit and not having a stick up their ass? It's late night hours atm and way more relaxed like it should be imo.

>they are upset there isn't a tier list
I knew it. These crybabies lose their shit when their own run isn't at the top.

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That one dude is browsing this thread right now I think.
Sup faggot

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cringe

>lisping, stuttering fatass is a 4channer
lmao I cant stop laughing

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>so anyway we just run past this spics, dumb wetbacks can't slow me down haha
WOW

post PBs or gtfo

this is the type of person that posts onions wojaks on Yea Forums and plays rock-paper-scissors with have sex, dilate, cringe, etc.

>validating the ratings faggot

oh no

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HONGRY

>Only white people
>No trannies
>Fun allowed
>Charity that doesn't go to niggers
>No annoying "greetings from Germany" donations every 2 minutes.
Fuck off, ESA is fucking great.

Triggers twitch trannies, and riles up Yea Forums. Unfunny guy, but god bless him for how hard he's shitting all over everyone by doing this.

It's 7 AM, dumb burger.

That is the problem with NG+ runs. Its just rushing through the game with all the most powerful weapons without a single care in the world.

he's one of us...
they are all one of us...

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based twitch chatter bringing the truth

So was Prince of Persia good?

>>Only white people
Racist as fuck, it's 2019 and it shouldn't be acceptable.

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Okay time to reign it in

Same skip a million times. Nah.

There has not been a single white person at ESA

this is nothing new
twitch.tv/videos/451696134?t=2h5m36s

Hey dude on the phone.
Wave at the camera if you have a small pp

thank god the twichters wont see this

>THEY THINK I'M CRINGE
lmao

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This dude is cancer manifest. I can't watch.

Yeah it's dead hours in Europe too? People don't get up at 7am to watch runs bruh

>The Last of Us
>Good
Really? Might watch it then. I missed this entire night.

I'm gonna say some stuff about him on Yea Forums.

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Yea Forums IS GONNA FREAK!

good, this is how people react to you irl

If this posts ends in 5 then Zeroo has to kill himself after the run.

Stop looking at your phone, Ryedwag.

why
why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
STOP
why why why why why why why why

4nite=Yea Forums confirmed, zoom zoom, faggots.

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Quick guys, he's coming here. Say something nice about him!

Who's this Yea Forums guy?

>he failed Calculus
>twice
What a fucking brainlet

>IM GONNA GO ON Yea Forums
Well you're sure as shit not going to go to the gym are ya, fatty?

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This runner is a fucking tourist.

I was kinda excited for this run but this runner is a memespouting faggot

How long does this go on for?
I only ever watched GDQs a few years back, but they got really boring and sterile, are these the same?

>not watching it on a way to work

alright, who is it

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>any place but America mattering ever
it’s so cute that you guys try to be relevant lol

Can we please post more Ashley's so I can ignore this run and fap

>i'm not talking about the speedrun, i've been sitting here for 15 minutes talking about dumb memes and fortnite
Yeah, I'm thinking this is SSS rank run

This guy

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Some kind of hacker, but like, on steroids.

>already playing on ng+
>lowers the difficulty
what a fucking casual

Cesspool twitch chat calling Yea Forums a cesspool KEK
THE IRONY

good commentary really makes a difference

>runner tries to pander to Yea Forums
>he's a cringy memespouting faggot with no talent
I'm getting NASA flashbacks

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It was boring

Jesus that dance was FANTASTIC.

are you gonna keep posting to yourself?

l-lets calm down guys!!
he's just trying to make friends^^

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>Yea Forums is gonna love that!

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This dude is a fucking drama queen, he goes to every channel to bitch about his shitty life and how he's so poor yet he still goes to events all over the world every year.
Fuck this drama queen

>the intercourse integer
heh

Rule 1 and 2 faggot

FUCK YOU LEATHER MAN

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Except I don't act like that in public or private, seeing as I don't lack all self awareness.

webm of that failed floss, now.

>go easy on me
gay

STOP MENTIONING ME IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS

>go easy on me

Cute girl.

the game itself obviously isn't the best speedrun game but the commentary was very good and the runner knew what he was doing

STOP TALKING ABOUT MUH SEKRIT CLUB YOU FAT FUCKING NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEE

STOP MENTIONING US

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Look at this man, lying for charity

>NG+ run is literally a cringy balding fat man who won't shut up about Yea Forums
im crinfing all over my new suit

This is a like a bad B-movie, I hate it but I can't look away because is so bad

>SLASH VEE SLASH IS GONNA LOVE THAT

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who is this FOUR CHAN?

Chat is fucking fuming now cause he's mentioning us
My sides

did we love that?

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>go easy on me

fag

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NO STOP, DONT DO IT, DONT GIVE HIM ATTENTION.

Dabbing is part of weed culture, and that's not a thing in Europe. Of course we don't know shit about dabbing here.

Fucking zoomers.

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>Yea Forums loves me
LMAO everyone's shitting on you, you fat fuck

get out of the thread you mald man

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>I MENTONED Yea Forums DID I MENTION I GO TO Yea Forums HEY SHOUTOUTS TO MY FRIENDS ON Yea Forums!

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>redditor Yea Forums tourist
>meme spouting retard
>ruins RE4 with his category
>lowers the difficulty further

The hacker known as FOUR CHAN

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Screenshots

Finally a NASA-tier run, aka the first good run of the event

I'll come back in an hour once this run is over, fuck watching this

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This dude is genuinely embarrassing. You don't talk about Yea Forums outside of Yea Forums, not even because muh secret club, it's actually just really sad.

reminder this is a no booli zone

Yea Forums deserves this

>one group think the other group is full of people like their vocal minority
>and vice-versa
Pottery

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samefag

for sure he's a r/Yea Forums lurker, doubt he actually posts here.

t. got banned for calling out redditors

I'd fap but this run is making me fucking flaccid.

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ban this bigot

>only white people
>no trannies
>Fun allowed
>Charity that doesn't go to niggers

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>Macron_dabbing_with_Pogba.png

based retard btfoing Yea Forums twitch and esa simultaneously

who else /drunk&depressed/ tonight?

Did I miss the Nintendo shit?

we should get his parents to see this

this is fucking 4channel you idiot

BASED webm bro

Why is every single dude that has anything related to zero on their name is always a fucking cringelord?

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who cares he's posting ashleys and it makes my pp happy

>Finally a NASA-tier run
You got that right but it sure aint a compliment

No shit retard

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I still unironically think that the Far Cry 3 run from NASA 2-3 years ago is one of the best runs ever made in speedrunning community.
It's just such madness of a huge fever dream condensed into few hours.

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meanwhile enlightened centrists like me hate both

Imagine having this much autism that you lack the self-awareness to stop talking about the vietnamese basket weaving forum you shitpost on.

based redditor!!

does he have some physical disability

Lad doesn't even have enough hair to keep up the headphones

This is really hard to watch.

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Living proof that embracing your quirks is not the way to go and a reminder to all of you to contain your power levels.

How do you even speedrun warframe?

Friendship ended with Ben and Ryedwag, now Zero is my best friend

so stop

M A N L E T
A
N
L
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T

Most based runner so far. Well memed.

I'm guessing Quests only and maybe if you want to stretch it unlock all achievements, but steam and in-game achievements differ so no idea about that. Basically what everyone was doing when you could get multiple twitch drops.

Take it back.

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>5"9

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>this dude is a manlet
It all makes sense now.

Mother of cringe

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rydawg is way way too based

>5'9" manlet
any respect i still had for this man is gone

>yfw you're over 21 and still have a full head of hair

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They are North Americans, after all.

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

That fucking hyena in the background holy shit I'm dead haha

>dude Yea Forums lmao
>twitch e-celebs
actual legitimate cringe

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>tfw there's another hour of this

Stop what, posting Ashley? Fucking make me, retard.

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>Warframe
To when? Completing the first quest? Completing the star chart? Completing all quests?

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S M A L D I N G
M
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based

>this couch

My sides.

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>manlet
>fat
>bald
>grating personality

I'm 8 years older than him and i look younger than he.

>S-tier
Try SS tier!

STOP SAYING Yea Forums

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F tier run

BASED COUCH
BASED COUCH
BASED COUCH

>"it won't be s-tier because you're mentioning them too much"
FUCKING BASED

>"it won't be S tier cause you're mentioning Yea Forums too much"
baste

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I like them user, they're better than this run.

Based until he mentioned this shithole of a site then not based

GUYS THIS IS EPIC, THIS IS SSS TIER!!!!

buying plat

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Put this shit in Omega tier for mentioning me, personally, by name.

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4 hour lets play. Yea Forums complains. fun run with some lads Yea Forums complains.

>90% of twitch chat doesnt have the twitch prime badge
so its safe to say the people who unironically post shit in there are 3rd worlders

>"it won't be s-tier because you're mentioning them too much"
Actually correct.

>Implying this place hasn't been infested with Reddit since at least 2011 when mods mysteriously started caring about the work safe rule and spoilered porn

>it won't be s-tier because you're mentioning them too much
Instant S-Tier.

If anyone makes a tierlist don't even put it on F tier, just plain ignore the run.

EnglishBen please beat this lad's ass

BASED ZEROO FLOSSING ALL OVER Yea Forums

Aren't runners supposed to, you know, TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING RUN?

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step aside casual

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wait how old is he?

cause he's fat like a boat
haha

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>ywn be s-tier on Yea Forums

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This runner is a feudal lord of spergetry but the bants are pretty alright.

game F tier
runner F tier
COUCH BASED SSSSS TIER

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>Fun
How many layers of pickle Rick are you on right now?

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they're kind of funny
admit it

That was good

What bants? He's just talking about how he browses Yea Forums and how he doesnt want to floss. The couch is saving this shitheap of a run.

I only spent 3 years in South Texas and I'm not totally convinced that accent was authentic.

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BORING except if it's a fresh account and solo

what the fuck is this guy on

>this run

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This is what happens when you fake your confidence and have no personality whatsoever.
He's only acting like this cause he's nervous but it's making him come across even worse than regular speedrunners which is bad enough to begin with.

Realizing fashion is the true endgame and hosting a runway @ Larunda Relay.

That's the bants, you dingus.

2011 was okay, 2012/13 was when phone posters started appearing and THUS gave a proxy for redditors.
2010 was the peak, Yea Forums was fucking insane, the world cup, pre gamergate

did you just... did you just take a picture of your monitor?

Well okay.

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someone should really take of this Yea Forums guy

why runner not get that there is no tier list this time?

Oh boy this is such a shitfest

Social anxiety and burgers.

the couch is funny
streamer is cringe, but at least he's the butt of the jokes

Are we actually like him?
Do we sound like that?

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It would be funnier if it wasn't so forced

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That's not bants, bants are two sided. These are miracle workers trying to save a dying beached whale.

This run physically hurts.

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you mean 2008

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He abuses the speed glitch and has all the OP weapons, also, enemies and Leon can't kill Ashley under normal circumstances.That's why NG+ is a joke category

Agreed, this is fucking amazing.
I thought this was gonna suck but I'm genuinely enjoying this.
You're a fucking faggot if you disagree.

look at all these autists in the thread getting uncomfortable when they see someone having fun

the fucking bants is becoming /int/ tier

>i'm not a swedish nigger thankfully
>WHOO
Holy shit

who a manlet here?

>I'm not sweedish thankfully
based

Man this couch is fucken brutal, making the run bearable.

Alright this is painfully embarrasing

stop making fun of short people!

the real cringe is running NG+

i'm having fun desu

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I quit at the Texan accent.

>cringe autist runner
>'couch' and donations giving bantz
this, this is what I'm here for

that part made me cringe hard enough to close it

>manlet
>balding in 21
>fat
>ugly
>dumb

Where is he from again?

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>implying he's not already a manlet

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Here.

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Even though this guy is a total embarrassment it will still be the best day in his life because he got more attention now than he ever got by his parents.
Also his lisp is so fucking annoying and I wanna kill myself just looking at him.
FUCK I wanna go back in time, move to his hometown and go to his HS just to bully the fuck out of him.

>tfw 6'4"

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where'd the ashley poster go

>was hoping for tactical, well optimized and routed RE4 run with comfy streamer commentary

>get absolute waste of time, low effort run that still manages to get fucked up

>runner wont shut the fuck up or talk about the game (because theres nothing to talk about)

>runner is literally the type of person Yea Forums has been fighting to keep out for years

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More like /vint/

OH SHIT HE SHITTING ON SUSAN NOW

once again I made the thread

>NG+
I honestly didn't expect anything from the run but the "couch" is fun

I'm rolling here
If you dislike this run you're no better then seething twitch chat full of faggots.

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>somehow the last of us was a well executed,fun to watch run with good commentary.
What a weird turn of events.

Haven't seen that image in a long time

>not taking a picture of my comment

runner trash
category is trash
life is trash

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Fuck Yea I did!

that was a great fuckin run