>meanwhile at Yea Forums mansion
Meanwhile at Yea Forums mansion
Gabriel Perry
Jason Lee
Creeper?
Benjamin Watson
Harassment is never ok.
William Martinez
We discuss cunny instead of video games.
Camden Clark
The overseer just allowed rape
Oliver Campbell
Who shit all over the floor? I was going to do that.
Julian Butler
The clown and the mime are going at it again...I hope they don't apply that new rule..
Wyatt Lewis
I'm going to be upstairs fapping to cunny.
Unless the house is on fire, DON'T BOTHER ME.
Isaiah Carter
Anyone wanna try these brownies I made?
James Ward
remember guys, next weekend party in my room so bring your controller for smash and byob, oh is an underwear party but the underwear is optional
Jacob Phillips
CRABS IN THE FUCKING BALLAST
SECURITY GET IN THERE
WE GOT FUCKIN MOLOCH BOYS GET ON THE GUNS
TOP LEFT ROOMS BREACHED
I NEED A MEDIC
WHERE'S THE FUCKING WELDERS
CLOWN TRYING TO KILL ME
Ian Rodriguez
No shoes in the house! Please put them in the genkan in the foyer.
Landon Scott
Do I have to bring my own underwear?
Andrew Johnson
I found something in the basement. Gotta try to fuck it
Cooper Miller
6wah? who else's?
Mason Jones
alright faggots, im going to walmart to buy stuff for the bbq, who is coming with me?
Carter Ramirez
NIGGER
Xavier Cook
Get some bread, you'll have to go through the sewer, though.
Jaxon Powell
Whoever loses in smash gets fucked in the butt
Nathaniel Sullivan
I wish I had that one ms paint image of the Yea Forums mansion where there's just a bunch of dildos, blood and people fucking in the background
Xavier Gomez
Mind if I play Kirby :3
Brayden King
whatever happened to the rule of not walking naked around the house?
Ian Kelly
It would be akward for a week or two but Im sure most people here would be able to integrate into a life like this.
Dividing obligations and chores would be the first task, followed by where everyone sleeps.
Charles Gomez
Someone put a bullet through his head in the bathroom again, we are running out of space under the floorboards, will you fucking people stop already?
Ryder Russell
Cameron Campbell
why?
last time I went down there I was forced to succ a womens nips
Charles Sullivan
Haha I'll try my best but I'm not that good
Leo Rivera
AHHH MAN!!!
Lincoln Sanchez
How can we afford a mansion when the majority is either a NEET or an underage
Matthew Morgan
Based, and true
Landon Lopez
ups just came by
dropped off a package thats labeled "programming socks"
who does this belong to? and what does it mean?
Austin Nelson
SO WE'RE BACK IN THE MINE
Isaac Morris
Who installed the hardmode toilet?
Based as fuck.
Christopher Ward
Heh I'll just take it
Lincoln Ortiz
Fuck off, niggerfaggot
Carson Cruz
With everybody pooling together their NEETbux we can do anything.
Connor James
bro just give me my package
Eli Perez
CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Luis Murphy
open it, it might be anthrax, we can't risk it
Hudson Smith
I'm glad he paid for his arrogance after crusade he waged against this board and the number of copycats he inspired
too many threads derailed instantly
Ethan Phillips
Brought some friends over for a cookout, out front. Pause your fucking game and have some bratwurst.
Grayson Jones
Imagine the smell
Aiden Sanders
>the trannies are dilating again
FUCKING CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES
I'M SO TIRED OF CLEANING THIS SHIT UP
OUR """RED""" CARPET WAS FUCKING W H I T E WHEN WE GOT HERE
Tyler Foster
It's like a fancy restaurant user underwear will be provided if you don't have any
Luke Gomez
has anyone feed the cat?
Brayden Sanchez
can I join
Ryan Reyes
*default dances*
Eli Cook
JESUS CHRIST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING KIDDING WHEN YOU SAID KING K ROOL WAS DOWNSTAIRS.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Jackson Wright
guys? another tranny 43'd percent in the living room. where do we hide this body now?
Jackson Wood
>mfw I unplug all of the routers
Wyatt Green
Am I the only one he even pays the Bill's for this place? fucking neets. By the way you all owe me 150$ for the electricity bill you lazy bums.
Sebastian Russell
Eew
Justin Hernandez
Dude no, unless you yourself are a cute and funny loli then go away. I'll slide the panda link underneath the door for you to check out though.
Nathaniel Cruz
Does Doritos count?
Parker Murphy
>implying frogposters were ever allowed in
Carter Robinson
Okay, which one of you FUCKING DEGENERATES stole my waifu dakimakura?!
WHICH ONE OF YOU SHITPOSTING RETARDS IS GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS?!
Ryder Gonzalez
is sucking your dick count as payment?
David Cooper
It's for challenge pissing.
Kevin Garcia
Fuck you i'm using scented candles for lights, i'm paying only $75.
Wyatt Roberts
NOOOOOO MY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS MATCH, RIOT WILL BAN ME
Cameron Murphy
i feel sad, can anyone sleep with me tonight?
Christian Anderson
I'm glad you guys are my friends
Samuel Phillips
DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF
John Fisher
Just toss it in the firepit. We don't need that tranny shit in this house.
Matthew Hall
Y-You too...
N-No homo...
Joshua Roberts
Same place we always do. The trash compactor.
Connor Adams
Who the fuck is blasting the Smash bros soundtrack? We literally never listen to anything else
Joshua Brooks
that was probably for /g/ mansion, a few blocks over at 01101001 stallman ave
Liam Reyes
I'm gonna head out and get some beers, sodas, and some pretzels. You guys want anything?
Blake Rivera
Fuck my butt
Brayden Reed
Twilight Sparkle
Dancing Rubber Chicken
baby Alligator
Jose Martinez
Baja Blast, my mans
Dominic Mitchell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jayden Taylor
Why should we pay the electric bill when you're the only one here really using it?
Zachary Rogers
Some spicy Doritos
Sebastian Powell
green tea arizona tea. 12 pack, is gonna be along night of gaming
Jace Rodriguez
I tried drying my socks... Uhh..
Kayden Gutierrez
OH FUCK WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO SOMEONE GET A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER
William James
this isnt /k/, nobody will eat your cum brownies
Brayden Bailey
Aight sure thing.
But you guys better pay me back this time.
Parker Edwards
that motherfucking skelly guy with the red coat just ate all of the fucking pizza AGAIN
can someone tell him dante doesn't eat the WHOLE thing by himself?
this fucker's stomach is going to rip apart.
Jace Lopez
thnx user, wait...whats that flavor i cant quite put my finger on it...wait oh no no no no! you used your secret ingredient! CUMMIES! omg user i love your cummies, fuck these brownies i want your girl dick...*SCHLOP* SCHLOP* SCHLOP* drain those balls user!!!
Caleb Sanders
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christian Nguyen
It wasn't the bbq chicken one was it?
I'm gonna be so fucking mad if he ate my pizza I was saving for tonight.
Hudson Torres
Guys, my boss is coming over for dinner, we need this raise so be on your best behavior or get the hell out tommorow evening
Josiah Kelly
user can you pick me up some astroglide, thanks
Jordan Davis
What the fuck do you need Astroglide for?
Christian Bennett
WHO KEEPS PLAYING HENTAI OVER THE FUCKING INTERCOM, I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS WHEN I FIND YOU.
Noah Lopez
my outfit user i hope your boss likes it!
Carson Cook
i will suck your dick
Henry Foster
Quick rundown?
Juan Perry
FERAL DRAGON PUSSY
Elijah Foster
Why the fuck is there an Amazon Echo plugged into EVERY OUTLET?
Anthony Allen
Guys i'm TRYING TO WORK ON THIS PRESENTATION. STOP FUCKING FAPPING HOLY SHIT IT'S ANNOYING AT LEAST QUIET IT DOWN
Christopher Fisher
I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
HELL WITH THE N DOUBLE A C P
Lucas Lopez
alright faggots it's my turn to clean them, just toss yours in the pile.
Jordan Barnes
stop fucking singing this shit in the hallways you niggers
im trying to sleep
Henry Nguyen
Alright, who raped the Chore Wheel?
Jaxon Perry
Im surprised no one has Kyoani'd this place.
Aaron Smith
anyone wanna warm up for melee on my EON GCHD Mk-II setup? There's no lag at all man I swear Albert just caught me off guard the other day
Levi Ortiz
>loses on purpose
Brody Jones
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Carson Bennett
oops shit I dropped my chair sorry
Eli Murphy
it's hard to burn down a house full of fresh cum all over
Brandon Gray
WHO HURT MY FUCKING CAT ITS NOT A CATGIRL YET GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Ryan Brown
I'M MAD!
Lincoln Butler
WHO KEEPS DOING THIS
WHO KEEP FUCKING DOING THIS TO MY HEADSET
Xavier Hall
SHIT WHO OPENED UP THE BASEMENT PORTAL TO THE BACKROOMS?!
Liam Hernandez
user get out of my room
James Torres
shit, they discovered my blowjob room
Isaiah Harris
>mfw
Josiah Thomas
t. brony
Benjamin Clark
Can you fuckers stop coming to my room asking for feet pics and samples of my shower water
Logan Garcia
Okay, but if you show me your tummy.
Asher Ramirez
Give me shower feet pics user please
Aiden Cooper
>Sneak inside jannies room with fellow Yea Forumsirgin
>He is sleeping
>Collectively fart in his face
>Shit on the floor
>Write the word "NIGGER" in his forehead
>Beat the living shit out of them
>Piss in their beds
>Expelling them
Levi Torres
Ok
But let me see them toes though
Jace Gomez
sneeder feeders in the hooouuusee tonightt every sneeder gonnahave a good time!
Logan Diaz
ahem
NiPLAP
Benjamin Murphy
Owen Gutierrez
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN
I STARTED THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING
Carson Cruz
Why are my feet and cock always drenched in cum when I wake up?
Wake me up so I can feel it at least, you huge pussy.
Gavin Roberts
Why does every single girl look like a man in this place?
Logan Powell
Jack Collins
Anyone else seeing that weird ball thing that keeps going around the rooms?
No one seems to be doing anything about it
Colton Lopez
Lets settle this once and for all Yea Forums, let not our great house descend into madness!
True Neutral, leave destiny to ones own self.
Dylan Wood
Oh fuck, he's at the door again guys
Colton Nguyen
SOMEONE GET HIM HIS BRIBE MONEY
Carter Howard
Kyraetk
Jeremiah Adams
ITS 2 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING, STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE AND GO TO SLEEP, SOME OF US HAVE WORK TOMORROW
Thomas Baker
we have a strict "no pedos policy" round this house
...right?
Elijah Diaz
OH SHIT
Evan Hill
Everyone on Yea Forums is a pedo user...
Noah Hernandez
STOP SPRAYING THAT SHIT IN THE ROOM I'M PRACTICING FOR EVO SMASH
Leo Martin
When was this coffee made anons?
It's making me feel shaky.
I-is this decaf?
Joshua Barnes
Lets go inside tranny user's room guyz
Ian Reed
GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE
Connor Jones
>Bad meme
I hate speedrunners
Adam Scott
Ok, which one of you retards got our address banned by amazon by trying to scam them?
Nathaniel Roberts
Gabriel Martin
Tyler Green
>4am hits
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
David Howard
Come to think of it I haven't seen you know who in a while. Have I just been lucky or did he finally fuck off?
Owen Nelson
Is this the erp thread
Brandon Hall
youtube.com
>when you're trying to sleep but a dude in another room keeps screaming this
Aaron Barnes
GUYS I SUMMONED THE SANDWICH
ITS IN THE BASEMENT
Brody Lee
Aiden Diaz
he is in the attic with a sniper rifle
word is that a kids party is going to have the purple bastard so he is getting ready for him
Tyler Stewart
Take a fucking shower. That entire room smells worse than shit.
James Lee
Only until we can afford the actual Yea Forums mansion
Elijah Bennett
Anyone down to play hide and seek?
Gavin Gutierrez
Hey bros I brought pizza
Charles Allen
When is Todd going to break in like with the road trip?
I have some copies of Morrowind to throw at him to shoo him away this time.
Cameron Rivera
*shits on the floor*
Luis Wright
every goddamn time
just give it what it wants and it'll go away
Joseph Gomez
Reminder that's while being a Yea Forums janny is shitty, is no where near being e621 janny kind of shitty
Brayden Scott
Do any of you people have jobs?
Luis Brown
Clearly the darkest timeline.
Julian Peterson
IT WANTS THE AUX CORDS
ALL OF THEM
Tyler Diaz
I am horny
Levi Garcia
WHO STOLE MY FLESHLIGHT
Luis Nguyen
I don't know user...
Caleb Gonzalez
i can give you one if you want, though it's not my turn to be the dump today so you have to pay
Josiah Morales
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure by the end of next year most of that stuff will be banned, whoever's in charge are going woke.
Jose Lewis
i LOLd at hyperscat
Nolan Davis
of course
iam the one how keep the janny away of the hotpoCOME BACK HERE YOU FUCK
Austin Butler
WHY CAN'T I JUST TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES? FUCK
David Roberts
I have never seen this picture and I'm too afraid to look for it. I cannot imagine how all that shit is in a single picture.
Jose King
Clean your fucking rooms, this entire mansion smells like month old cum, shit, and unwashed dishes.
Aiden Lewis
>cheese grater
Brandon Turner
>cheese grater
time to venture on over there
Landon Adams
The duality of man
Kayden Parker
>the mansion is covered in shit, piss, blood, cum, old pizza boxes, and used dildos
>nobody actually plays videogames because nobody wants to pay the electricity bill
Austin Stewart
I read hyperscat as hyperdcan
Camden Fisher
For the last time stop replacing my friends clothes with girl dresses every time he takes a shower.
He's not a girl, no matter what all of you say. Last time someone took all his clothes and he had to run back to his room completely naked and crying! Stop bullying!
Julian Rodriguez
>cannot unsee
jesus
Gabriel Morales
CAN SOMEONE GO DEAL WITH THE ALIEN? YOU'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
Jason Baker
>weekly Yea Forums orgy happening up stairs
>spent all day unclogging the toilet
>It's finally time to rest
>lock door and fall asleep
>wake up
>door is gone and my ass is sore
mfw
Bentley Howard
this is why we need a wall to keep these space shits out
Brandon Parker
alright who drew the silent hill pentagram by the bathroom?
Liam Young
Okay, who put the "Traps aren't gay!" poster up in the main hall? Ey user, bring me my marker.
>Pop
W-R-O-N-G, there we go. fixed.
Wyatt Morales
what the fuck this is the third time this week
Luis Richardson
Guys, there's a man in a black suit with shades at the door, he's asking about Ayy. What do we do?
Daniel Hall
>grotesque death
>cooking
>hard vore
>wound penetration
jesus fuck
Jonathan Kelly
oh look here they come now, guess it was their package
Brandon Sullivan
>He's not a girl
That’s not for you to decide.
Jackson Rivera
>hand ayylmao over to M&B
>proceed to spill spaghetti and y-you too
>while M&B agent starts walking away he says "You have been chosen, they will come soon."
>the spaghetti stops flowing
Jason Butler
forget that
how put a fuking cat in the fridge?
Robert Davis
>He's not a girl
give him 1 month in the mansion and we'll see
Logan Russell
>Whoever loses, wins.
I'm in.
Christopher Sanchez
anyone have the infopic that has all the nintendo dev teams and what games they've worked on?
Leo Reed
if you faggots stopped wasting our budget on chinkshit headphones and dragon dildos we could build a wall.
Samuel Brooks
>hand ayylmao over to M&B
Mount and Blade?
Hudson Anderson
GUYS THE ALIENS TOOK FREDDIE
Cooper Brown
something about new ways of monetizing their mobile IPs
Brayden Rodriguez
I'm sorry, user. I just couldn't resist.
Landon Morris
WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE DORITOS
Aaron Perez
Son of a BITCH
Logan Peterson
I'll make the smoothies!
Tyler Cox
FREDDIE! NO!
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>bloody anus
>suicide
>dead
>disembowelment
>Skull YOU WHAT
>hyper anus
>vaginal prola-
MGH
>LITERALLY CANNOT UNSEE CATEGORY
>cannibalism
>eating feaces
DEUGH
Julian Sullivan
Wait what the fuck? This is where Barneyfag lives?
Barneyfag is a FUCKING LEAF?
Jack Davis
QUICK GET THE HOTDOGS, THE FIRE WILL GO TO WASTE!
Gabriel Foster
Hey can some one help me catch that horse that's been eating the grass out front? I need it for uhhh reasons.
Michael Garcia
THAT guy shoved it up his ass yesterday remember!
Josiah Gonzalez
I ain't touching that.
Asher Jenkins
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, user. I TOLD YOU THOUSANDS OF TIMES TO NOT CUT YOUR DICK OFF.
Luis Reyes
i'll stick with banging the cute user with her feminine penis, thanks.
Owen Cooper
I don't even think you can get off on the tabooness of that shit...
Elijah Smith
W-What was it?!
Jackson Moore
i wanna see it!
Leo Brooks
Thanks, I'm asexual now.
Cameron Garcia
You're too innocent to be seeing such things, user. Just get over here and take off your pants.
Ethan Smith
WHY DID WE BUY AN NVIDIA DRYER
Jeremiah Watson
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE MEN BECOME WOMEN AND WOMEN BECOME MEN.
Bentley Peterson
But they said it had RTX. Don't you want ray traced clothes?
Wyatt Roberts
user getting ready for GDQ
Zachary Bennett
If anyone asks about the electricity bill it wasn't me
Xavier Hall
>electricity
Nah. You'll be owing me money later when I finish making those solar panels for you
Hudson Reyes
WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS SNEEDPOSTING NOW ALL OF US ARE RANGE BANNED
Sebastian Gomez
What the fuck are you doing on that computer
Eli Morris
Just search the post number on fireden you newfag.
Ian Reyes
IT'S AWWRIGHT
Christopher Perez
Noooooooooooo!
Ryder White
formely allowed
Jordan James
user why is your computer melting a hole in the basement floor
Zachary Butler
>Where men try to be women and women try to be women, although supposedly they aren't either if what I got from bill is right, supposedly they have extra chromosomes or something.
Tyler Cooper
for fucks sake i thought we agrreed to seperate the dogs for a while
Thomas Baker
Having dogs in this household doesn't sound like a very good idea to begin with
Isaiah Stewart
It's only consuming 3.6 gigawatts of electricity. Not great, not terrible.
Camden Thomas
we're all dogs user. we all are
Cameron Green
me in the middle
Austin King
*wanks idly*
Aiden Ramirez
WHICH OF YOU RETARDS ARE ILIAS POSTING?!
Ryder Walker
user its your turn to clean up all the piss jugs
Gabriel Nguyen
C-can I lick it?
Eli Parker
No problem. There should be some room in the piss drawer.
Jayden Taylor
>user pirated Skyrim
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HE'S AT OUR DOOR
Ian Reed
the piss drawer and piss closet are all full
Robert Scott
user NO!
Alexander Ortiz
Sorry, but what's skyrim, Officer?
Mason Howard
How many times do i have to tell you people to knock first
Carson Gutierrez
Don't try to stop me!
Connor Collins
user can you please lend me some money? I lost ir all on crypto. Please, i just need $1k more, i know i will make it this time.
Please user, don't leave me! user?
Parker Bennett
this is my hole
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
Nathaniel Brown
cawfee
Kayden Hernandez
Good morning anons
I wanted to see if you guys were interested in buying Fallout 76
Matthew Hall
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID user NOW FUSS UP AND COME WITH ME TO THE STATION
Oliver Sullivan
Haha user, when did you guys get this little chain lock. It's kinda funny ... open the door.
Sebastian James
running crysis
Michael Hernandez
THEY SAID IT WAS SUPER.
SUPER IS AWESOME user
Nathan Nguyen
Fuck. What about the piss humidifier?
Caleb Taylor
Here's one thousand bucks worth of bitcoin user. Just remember to buy high and sell low and you'll be a millionaire in no time!
David Williams
FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOORS
THE TODDS ARE COMING FOR US, IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!
Blake Martin
Oh did I say bitcoin? I meant bitconnect hehe
Sebastian Sanchez
FUCK OFF TODD
I PIRATED FALLOUT 76 AND SKYRIM AND FALLOUT 4
COME AND FUCKING FIND ME
Logan Myers
Has anyone seen my copy of お兄ちゃん、朝までずっとギュッてして! 夜までもっとエッチして!, I swear I left it on my desk yesterday.
Nicholas Perez
James King
i-i don't buy rushed games sir
Austin Flores
W-What?!!
Kevin Reyes
W-who keeps rubbing chili powder on my dragon dildos?!
Luis Perez
YOU CAN STILL REDEEM YOURSELF user!
SHOW ME THE RECEIPT OF YOU BUYING SKYRIM AND THIS CAN ALL BE OVER
Josiah Gomez
>move in
>had a couple of matches of Tekken with a resident
>informed me I somehow landed in the /lgbt/ house
>finally arrive at the Yea Forums mansion
>everyone is violently raping each other
>no video games are being played
I should have known.
Jack Young
W-who could it be? h-haha...
Isaac Campbell
give it a week user you'll love it here.
you'll never leave here ever
Kevin Martin
Bend over, boy it's your turn now
Jeremiah Hill
Guys, I've been cleaning your shit for 3 months now. For some reason the clogged toilets smelled nowhere near as bad as the cum bottles some user tipped over. When will I finally see some money?
Zachary White
Guys why is there a demon lady at my window. I'm about to tell her to fuck off since I almost have Calradia conquered in M&B.
Cooper Gomez
I'm the king of Yea Forums castle now!
i demand we all have a celebration with tendies and hoes
Wyatt Campbell
hell yes. I think I can get used to this
Blake Reed
I don't have any money but maybe I could repay you some other way...
Jose Campbell
i will never stop pissing in the sink
Joseph Gutierrez
as long as you want hoes (male) that should be doable, my liege.
Gavin Brooks
i can pay you with EA bucks, my fantasy team just won the finals
Brandon Hernandez
AAAAAAAAAHHHH WHY IS THIS FUCKING BOOMER MOWING THE LAWN AT 10 AM I JUST WENT TO SLEEP
Ryan White
there are already a lot of hoes in the castle my lord
Jaxson Morales
David Brown
Meanwhile at the 2007 Yea Forums mansion...
Evan Stewart
Kid, with my new setup I'll have her done swift as a flash. Yuuuup.
Blake Nelson
far too many girls
Anthony Barnes
that's not even a mansion you fucking idiots
Liam Bennett
>cub 15569
>mlp 74545
Alexander Lee
>2007
Absolutely not, because I have that laptop. It's an MSI GT75 8RG Titan-something, I can't figure out the exact model without looking inside of it, but it's not a 20 series GPU at the very least.
Hunter Howard
I'm gonna go outside for a minute. Can you guys watch over my glass of milk while I'm gone. Absolutely no sips allowed, I'm saving it for bedtime.
Parker Cox
Don't worry, I'll watch over it!
Noah Turner
WERE THOSE THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS I ORDERED
Wyatt Rogers
>2007
>smite
does look pretty comfy though
Aiden Campbell
close the door im trying to sleep
Levi Brown
So uh who's the cute girl from upstairs?
Cameron Rivera
>girl
Charles Gonzalez
You're looking for the Yea Forums manor, it's just down the hill
Dominic Collins
She said her name is Steve.
Matthew Mitchell
Can you guys keep it down for a second while I defuse this bomb
Ethan Baker
Don't be silly user, why would anyone rape you, you're not even one of the rare female anons. they're in the basement by the way ... you'll need a key for the door lock and a key for the handcuffs if you wanna visit.
Luke Roberts
Haha, yeah, I totally want to have sex with the female anons, haha.
James Brooks
>Not using the worlds hottest pepper to teach user to never do stuff like that again through heavy negative reinforcement.
C'mon now!
Cooper Wood
Why did we even buy the nvidia dryer
Logan Morris
HEY FAGS I'M HEADED OUT TO THE STORE! ANYBODY WANT ME TO GET THEM ANYTHING, LAST CALL!
Ian Cox
The LGBT mansion is across the street user. Big Rainbow flags on all sides, can't miss it.
Caleb Kelly
Why would I want to go there? I'm not gay, haha. I totally want to fuck girls and stuff!
Joseph Gray
Get me some flamin hot cheetos, some coke and stop by taco bell on the way will ya?
Brayden Stewart
GET ME TP
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
Jose Edwards
like another user said, it had rtx
Isaiah Murphy
>new housemate
>a black dude
>come over and say hello
>he violently bursts out laughing to the point where he needs to gasp for air
>points at my head yelling OH NO NO NO NO
Who invited this jerk?
Jordan Lee
2 dozen eggs, white and largest size
Nicholas Nelson
Do you happen to stop by that burger joint? If so, I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Juan Hill
5 dozen eggs
Cameron Cooper
Did you drag another passed out woman into your room, user?
Joshua Wright
it was a chicken joint you fucking moron
Asher Bennett
I can hear nintendies bing bing wahooing from the backrooms
Easton Foster
A gross of eggs, please. Large size.
Ryder Anderson
Ryder Sullivan
... Keep your guesses to your self.
Levi Jones
Ok anons, I'm going to sleep
I don't wanna hear weird stuff on the hallway, ok?
And look out for Todd, I think he is still outside and it's raining
see ya tomorrow
Nolan Peterson
Who of you faggots replace my water with gasoline?!!!!!!!!
Also stop putting your socks and underwear in the fridge you animals!!!!!!!!!!!
Carter Smith
post discords
William Perry
user I can see you in there, open the door I just want to talk.
Noah Sanders
Ready to cook spicy chicken wings, a bunch of potatos, sunflower oil, bread, a jar of pickles, couple of lemons, sugar, some mineral water and an ice cube tray. Thanks bro.
Jason Taylor
Who the fuck keeps putting jars of cum in the fridge
Isaac Ward
Lets reunite fellow Peepchads, we need to plan our next attack against the Mini cuckshed.
Kevin Baker
SIDE SIDE TO SIDE
Bentley Hughes
nope, not gonna do it... not gonna do it
Gabriel Ortiz
Who's up for 4-player Goldeneye?
Xavier Wilson
Two halves of a water melon, duct tape, vaseline and sleeping pills. Don't ask
Isaac Johnson
lol someone just set fire to the Yea Forums mansion.
Charles Jackson
Fuck off faggot, they're with me.
Jason Baker
you know you could just have him buy a whole melon and cut it in half, right?
Cooper Morris
clean it up janny
Gavin Sullivan
Why?
Ian Clark
Those are some great pc specs. I'd go for two halves of a canteloupe, but that's just me
Brayden Barnes
>please buy me a gun with no bullets
>and also some bullets
Isaac Phillips
No it has to be two pre cut halves
Landon Nguyen
i think she's new
Jacob Gutierrez
what the fuck is this
Adam Myers
>he buys his guns pre-loaded
Christian Wood
W-what do you mean? I'm just like you guys! I want to put the penis in the vagina, haha.
Kevin Mitchell
Scrambled eggs, user. What, never had any?
Liam Clark
Ugh, made me twitch, also made me unhappy with my self, I get aroused too easily, need to lay off to pron.
John Watson
seriously what is it
Tyler Baker
THIS TASK A GRUELING ONE