What games do you play on the weekend?

I did this a handful of times when I was a teenager. feels bad.

>reset button activates once he pisses over the outlet

Gets me every time

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Clean it up wagie

This summarizes everything I hate about the human race in under 30 seconds.

>le hourly work related thread meme
Fuck all of you.

absolutely based

Remember to sleep well so you can work hard tomorrow!

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B-B-B-B-BBBBBBBAAAAAAASADO!

Quite based indeed

Wagie here please don't do this to us. We have hard lives.

This can't be real. I refuse to believe it

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what a massive fucking cunt

i can't help but laugh though

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>Get a real job

Implying I don't work 25 hours a week and make 65k a year waiting tables. Enjoy throwing your life away making just a bit more while I actually have free time to play vidya.

Fake and gay

Be honest, how are you going to spend your day tomorrow?

>frog cult

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I make good money but what job is that bro

Context for pic?

>65k a year waiting tables
you're either full of shit or you work in a 5 star restaurant in new york/la where that's the equivalent of 5k

kek'd hard despite also getting kind of mad at this.

work any low-level wagie job and you'll realize that this shit happens daily in any given public restroom. I once worked in a Dairy Queen and the sink had a stopper in it for some reason - the type that has a lever by the faucet to insert/retract the stopper if that makes sense. A lot of older houses have them.

Anyway, someone had put in the stopper and filled the sink with what I swear was like a liter of yellow piss and I had to clean it up because I was a wagie.

I don't understand, how is this pic even possible.

REMINDER. If you want a job that's easy as fuck for only a handful hours a week become a janitor. I make $17 an hour, usually get work done in an hour, BUT, get paid for 4 hours. It doesn't even feel like I'm going to work. I used to wanna die working at my old place for quadruple the work for less money. Now I have time for vidya and college. DO IT ANONS.

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He said what he did in the post. Active restaurants tend to get hella tips. This is why you shouldn't feel bad for waiters. Granted, it's not every water or restaurant that is that lucky but the vast majority make at least $15/hr after tips.

are you actually bragging about $17 an hour

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Working 6:00 to 2:00, nap 2:30 to 3:30, vidya/shitposting 3:30 to 9:00

>wrap a bag around out of order urinal to stop people using it
>there's a hole in the bag
>people start pissing in the hole

unironically this, especially if you get a night job as a janitor. comfy job, no bosses, no-one else around usually, headphones on, can take your sweet time as long as everything ""looks"" clean by the end of your shift. often you can take care of everything in the first half of your shift and chill on your phone in the janitor's closet for the other half.

I live in upstate new york where rent is 700 for a 3 bedroom. I do the catering deliveries in the morning which net up to 200 bucks in delivery fees, and tips alone, then do 3 or 4 hours for lunch rush. W2 was 63,402 last year. Stay mad.

>tfw being a janitor unironically seems like a comfy job

no oppressive office, no annoying coworkers or nagging boss, just me and my cleaning supplies

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Yes, for a 20 year old that wants to do absolutely no work I am. I'd rather focus on audio engineering, music, and vidya.

What’s the rent like where you live?

idiot trapped himself in because he pissed on the door handle

700 for a 3 bedroom in nyc? now i know you're full of shit unless you suck giant black cock on the daily as a favor for the rent

that's fine i guess but you can't really move anywhere upwards from being a janitor unless you choose a different career path

Either bait or you're too dumb to realize you cant make 65k a year waiting tables, especially if you're only working 25 hours a week. If that were the case, a lawyer would all be billionaires.

>he fell for the career advancement meme

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It is
>listen to audiobooks/podcasts all day
>on autopilot for most of it
>work is over by 2pm at the latest
>take off my latex gloves, hop in the shower and relax until tomorrow

I can tell reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

upstate new york might as well be a different country. its nothing like the city.

1200, I split it with a roommate

Games you can just get into right away and finish really quickly like Wizard of Legend and Dead Cells.

What's the best kind of part-time job I can get?

>tfw don't mind working but hate the career path I've chosen
>might be forced to quit within the next two weeks
>still can't find a decent job in my field
What are some comfy jobs that pay well Yea Forums? I've been considering security.

Ideally, it's the kind where you find yourself on your phone more than actually working.

just gonna assume you're some kind of trashy europoor. I said upstate new york. new york city is at the southern tip of new york, bordering on jersey.

>65k/year is 1,250 a week
>1,250 a week is 250 a day
>up to 200 in delivery tips/fees. then additional money from actually waiting tables in a restaurant that does 6 grand for lunch in sales wed - sun

just open up a fucking calculator and have some real world experience you underage troglodyte.

That's why I'm going to college for audio engineering dummy.

>go into IT
>hired as a literal monkey setting up computer stations traveling from base to base for $17.71/hr
>opening for computer technician at a base
>apply
>get hired
>$22/hr
>year goes by
>get brought on as direct employee from subcontractor
>$27/hr + $375 per bi-weekly paycheck
>team lead retires, information assurance manager takes up the position
>IA position opens up
>apply
>get it
>$29.09/hr + $375 per bi-weekly paycheck
>in the span of 2 and a half year
I dunno if it's working out for him but it sure is working out for me.

I usually do nothing all day and being bored can make the day go by a lot slower than actually working

But if thats what you want, I would say a nighttime watchman somewhere

>black did this
>fucking nigger you should be hanged. all niggers are scum

>white did this
>lmao ebin lulz

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I used to think this was stopping an overflow until I realized it wouldn't be that yellow and people literally were pissing into that garbage bag using the little slack hole on the side of the tied up parts.

God damn it.

It's already like that in my full-time job, but my shitty co-workers and my boomer boss whom I have to share this shitty basement with for 9 hours don't make it that fun.

literally what the fuck are you talking about you retarded ass weeb

what's your fucking point

Some of these are okay like the customer calling
The rest are sociopathic

Why didn't you learn to program?

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spbp

>Get a real job
Can't. I have social retardation and I don't know what kind of job I can get with just a high school diploma. I tried college but i was too poor and the assholes down at USF kept mishandling my FAFSA paperwork so I couldn't afford my rent and had to move back home.

I don't get why people make it seem like getting into IT is rocket science, it's piss easy if you're tech savvy and coding isn't that hard to learn.

>finish mopping the last bit of floor
>take the garbage out
>sun's nearly up
>take everything back to janitor's closet, take off hi-viz vest, lock up.
>head outside to the car
>fog rising as the cold morning air gets hit by the first rays of the sun
>smoke a cigarette and sip some coffee out of my thermos before I jump in the car to drive home for day drinking and vidya with friends

just go into a store and shake the managers hand you fucking retard