ESA 2019

low effort OP edition

now: penumbra
next: the last of us
later: re4

stream 2, you're on your own

google the links yourself

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/s53UFMeg
twitch.tv/esamarathon
twitch.tv/esamarathon2
esamarathon.com/schedule
youtube.com/watch?v=FPWuj32_6HI
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/386921764/
twitch.tv/japanese_restream
invidio.us/watch?v=g7pcQbdTrBU
twitch.tv/videos/455853712?filter=highlights&sort=time
twitter.com/AnonBabble

rate:
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

Just under the wire.

What the FUCK bro I said I was on it

I wonder when we'll find out what one of thjose new Frictional Games are.

FUCKING FINALLY

oh no

Firsdt for OP is a lazy cunt

European Speedrunner Assembly

Stream 1:
Now: Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation (Haa~ run)
After: Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Later: Asghan: The Dragon Slayer

Stream 2:
Now: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
After: Resident Evil: Code Veronica X

twitch.tv/esamarathon (embed)
twitch.tv/esamarathon2 (embed)
esamarathon.com/schedule

based, thanks user
you're a nigger and I unironically hate you

Almost made me look at the catalog.

Reminder that Fiona is fucking dead and you will never have a fairy help you out on your dragon slaying quest.

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what is this game?
Never heard of it before

why the fuck does it take you five minutes to make a thread

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I had a laugh and that's all I care about.

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Kys faggot


twitch.tv/esamarathon
twitch.tv/esamarathon2
esamarathon.com/schedule

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Clutch as fuck timing.

took 10 minutes to set up a hunt, fuck it up, instead of just keeping at it they all immediately carted after 1 minute. repeat this a couple of time. also the team was 2 french fries, 2 germans and 1 italian. absolute horrible smacking noises from one fat frenchie chewing bubblegum (with open mouth). all were talking over each other
>guys
>guys
>oh shit, guyssss
>yo yoyoyo guys
mid run they suddenly started shouting meme phrases from animu and mango like some fucking retarded mongrels. it was painful to watch honestly. absolutely unworthy of a MH run. I was so looking forward to this, but to quote another user it was like watching someone kick the living shit out of your pet

alright lads time’s coming up on stream two, make sure to crank out your last wanks to tights girl
fucking phenomenal legs

literally said lazy OP edition, you had every opportunity to make the thread yourself, QQ bitch

Worst fucking OP ever

>4 days
>Only $13,000 raised
Euros are embarrassing

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any drama other than nuggets?

Don't talk to me

are they repeating code veronica?

Fuck off, faggot.

Cut or uncut
Shaved or hairy
Left or right handed fapper

>124
any more of these tits or this was a one off?

>phenomenal

No, fuck you, don't be a faggot and whine if you're not gonna make a new thread. FUCK YOU

actually we are going in the fastest growth ever

uncut
hairy
left hand

>another anonymous 1000$ donation!

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But I never have been nor will ever be on a dragon slaying quest.

Uncut
Trimmed
Right mainly but sometimes I switch it up

This is what happens without money laundering / kikes funneling money to organizations that help illegals invade Europe/America while writing it off on their taxes.

cut (had phimosis as a young kid)
hairy 100 kg, 1,90m
left handed, because I learned how to fap while operating a mouse, before that I started out as right handed fapper

suck muh dick bitch

For the user asking about the MonHun """run""":

bunch of influencer twitch-crowd faggots did a "showcase" in which they basically just went through every weapon and spammed low rank monsters to death.
Meanwhile they all acted like wanna be stars, super unlikable cunts.

It all went crashing down when they just continued to die every 20 seconds.
This showcase was so bad, that i had to explain to my friends that MH is actually not a bad game.

Uncut
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Left

I SAID DON'T TALK TO ME!

That's why you dont have a fairy onahole, user.

cut
shaved
right, but I'm lefthanded

Are you literally me

What's funny is I learned to use a mouse left handed while fapping kek

>user remembers your quote

bless you :)

Where do you live faggot? I'm coming over to teach you a lesson. I bet you think you posts are funny. It won't be funny when I knock your fucking teeth down your throat you cunt.

>onions onions onions spam
Wow real original Yea Forums

inb4 word filter

Maybe. Want to find out?

That donation on second stream what the FUCKL

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I do what I can.

>can barely see her
>ugly attention whore is in better view
Post a good pic brah, otherwise onions, onions, onions s ou y onions/10``

clip?

Girl on stream 2 is falling asleep

This is it! I'll have the jannies ban you for good.

So why don't they have someone reading the donations,again?

The voice in this game is so fucking annoying.

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OH COME THE FUCK ON, user

i saved that one in 2009

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can only afford to have one person announce and they are on the big stream.

sleepy girl

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i can't wait for the 3 hour sony movie-game snoozefest

>onions
it said onions

I unironically stayed up for it, I loved the game, interested to see the strats for grounded difficulty (which is the hardest in the game)

So you get a fairy when you set off on a dragon slaying quest?

Rate both of the runs!

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Figured as much with the filename. The ass and lighting in this pic reminds me of Keyra so I guess I will just have a nostalgia wank tonight.

I enjoyed that run!

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penumbra was kind of meh

its glitchless too so its gonna be fucking awful

Penumbra was comfy 7/10

sup newfag, get out

This was a boring run... Not even the CIA makes me this sleepy.

>onions
I wrote onions

>both runs end at the same time

Was it... dare I say.. cinema?

Most quests in general give you a fairy.

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>three hours of the last of us

fuck it, i'll watch vinny instead

ive seen that guy run it before and the run is actually kinda neat when things are happening

Time to switch to stream 2 guys. 3 hrs of TloU sounds painfully boring

>The Last of Us
>3 hours
Hello stream 2.

>TLOU for 3 hours
uni shit it is

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ONIONS I'M WRITING ONIONS NOT ONIONS

>cinema
get with the times boomer,it's kinoplex now.

Time for bed

RE:CV was pretty good.

>Uni shit
its summer though

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hey user, how old are you?

Does a quest to get groceries count?

What is Yea Forums eating right now?

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It wasn't Kino, but it was certainly Chino.

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>RE:Survivor
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>3 hours of The Last of Us
Hmm.

I was tuning in and out to both of them, they were alright.

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I've been here since 2016 actually.

>Warframe coming up
I'm sorry, what? People speedrun Warframe?

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my simple image folder goes back to 2005 too

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I liked the walking over nothing by holding something glitch in Penumbra, but fuck I hated listening to the voices in the game itself. If it was possible to mute the game audio but keep the streamer audio I would have.

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a fat sack of dicks lmao.

That's not a real quest, user! No fairy for you!

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I'm actually excited for Last of Us...
Comfy time

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Thats a big lad!

Imagine Big Jon ate you whole and you were alive in his belly lol

What board are you niggas from?

Yea Forums reporting in

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onions

Wait, what the fuck? Warframe really is up there.

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Maybe we should get to the bottom of it and you keep posting more images.

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Yea Forums is such a shitty board.

/d/

big jon is based

I want Mesa Presido to bounce on my cock while I yank on her butt tassels

All these ꜱoyboys getting filtered lol
Eat meat autists

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I want to feed BigJon

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Baked chicken that I patted down with some spices, broccoli and rice.

not that user, but I was only on Yea Forums for /got/

Same as Yea Forums.

/pol/ here

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Lucky bastard, I lost everything before 2008.

lewd!

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Is that the infamous SS+GOMAD routine?

god fucking damnit, never change Yea Forums, never change

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/pol/

cringe

/ck/fa/fit/mu/n/tv/ and ocassionally Yea Forums

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redeemed caveman is a real looker

Yea Forums is way way worse than Yea Forums.

Oh boy I love memes from years ago being spammed nonstop every thread. Did anyone even make any new OC this season?

/xeno/

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/c/

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/rbmk/

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same user, it's gonna be great

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/int/

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>MAX
They turned worse than Donken in recent years, only one burger on their menu is still good though.

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Why the hell not? It involves a lengthy journey riding in the inside of a metal dragon avoiding colliding with other metal dragons until you land at the kingdom of the Food Lion where one must venture into the depths of the dreary dungeon to gather food and other supplies. Once everything is gathered, then you must fight the wicked cashier and use coupons to weaken the damage they attempt to do to your wallet. If this isn't a worth quest, then I don't know what is.

more

>Resident Evil Survivor
cutscene kino is on the menu lads
youtube.com/watch?v=FPWuj32_6HI
>my MOTHER?!

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/robot/

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/m/ here

/g/entooman reporting in

/m/

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I have like 4 sfw Warframe images, user.

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Yea Forums

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this is absolutely incredible please tell me there is more

>Come to America
Post yfw you hear that said to you.

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who else here /reddit/

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>tfw I'll miss TLOU cuz I still haven't played it and I don't wanna be spoiled. Goodnight Yea Forums

>If this isn't a worth quest, then I don't know what is.
I guess you don't know what a worth quest is, user!

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Cute post! I think I like you!

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Sure

why doesn't ESA have trannies?

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if you'd been following the burgerland news lately, you'd know we typically say the opposite to foreigners

It has twinks instead

any further back will result in ancient desuposting

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good post this

Shoutouts to tech crew.

Don't post pics of my ass man

Warframe isn't up yet though user.

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Trump being a retard doesn't mean every American is.

RE Survivor started.

GDQ didn't have more than a few this year either since the proto has no influence anymore

>octopath
This game sucks as a speedrun through prior experience watching it, why is it always in?

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>glitchless
>next run is fucking NG+ RE4

absolute baby hours here

Obsessed.

Qyburn memes were pretty nice.

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Post your stats

I wish I could fuck up as hard as Sargon

Come one, there are free samples of cookies!
Thank you. Not many appreciate the dangers of this quest.

at work because company wifi blocks fortune.
subreddits are good, reddit frontpage is not.

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Democrat here, stay the fuck in your country, we don't want you here

But that post I replied to was alluding to Trump's racist tweets, shitposter-chan.

Cry more.

ng+ categories should be a crime

That's not a Qyburn meme, its just 'have sex'.

>he doesn't have a vpn

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there were actually just as many trannies. it just doesn't seem like it because proto isn't running around begging for screen time and you didn't have anyone make out on cam or announce their tranniversaries.

Real boomer hours

The fuck is Keith Richards doing commentating on stream 1?

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Comfy 3 hours with an engaging story and fascinating characters started.
Exclusively on the PS4™ Entertainment System™.
Thank you for this incredible experience Sony™

Damn how old is that boomer brit

2 int
215 burgers 5'10" burgers

wew lad, I hate to say it but I guess never forget.

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>both streams seem entertaining
I hate this

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Well that's all that matters for the viewers? I have to confess I didn't watch nearly as much this year since it's always the same fucking games

What the fuck dad, why are you commentating Last of Us?

>his eyebrows
Yikes

ahhhh

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based boomer calling out the walking sim

Pls post the full picture of this jew goddess

I like it when the 25 year olds on this board larp as boomers.

God I hate the intro to this game, its so up its own ass.

>clip

>clip

I barely make enough to support myself, I don't need to spend money to spend even more time here.
inb4 a free VPN

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I'm 29, thank you.

>clip

dial 8

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ouch. career choice?

>post yfw it wasn't a t2s and it was this dude the whole time

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Great, while you're there you can pick up a fre sample of fairies!
Oh wait, no, you can't, because you're never getting one.

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This announcer sounds homosexual.

>The Last of Us
Goodnight Yea Forums!

who is that old guy

>if you criticize The Last of Us you're a tranny
I guess Yea Forums is the tranny board then.

moot

Do not post interesting crops, please.

>commiseration friend
Absolutely based boomer hours.

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OK Airy, you tell me what a "real quest" is. BTW did I mention these cookies have crystals on them?

you are homosexual

You can find it here.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/386921764/

Poor.
I dropped out of college because I would rather drink and smoke then study.
I moved with my family and got a dead end job and I still work there and still live with my family.
I don't know what I want to do so I have no ambitions.
I guess I'm the millenial archetype at least I am alive haha.

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lol

How the fuck do you speedrun a movie?

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What runs from today are worth going back to watch?

>that old guy will be you in 30 years

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Asghan: The Dragon Slayer

I think if the first 2 hours of this game weren't terrible it would probably have a better reception on Yea Forums.

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The ending alone carried the entire game.

I don't smoke and drink myself to death, so I doubt it.

How much of this "speedrun" is walk and talks

fucking hell he has to be at least seventy years of age haha why the fuck does he look like my scrote

>all the streamers and personalities will be this guy in the future

its gonna be weird bros

I thought it was an illustration in the thumbnail.

yes

it would probably have a better reception on Yea Forums if Yea Forums wasn't nintendogaf

Yeah pretty much.
At least I kicked the depression recently at least I don't want to die everyday now.
I hope I can get over my ex one of these days.
inb5

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What is the point of the clown pepe meme if you just use it the exact same way?

don't bully older gamers. us gamers must stick together no matter what age

Just got back took a break for half hour and
HOLY
FUCK
is that Benicio Del Toro!????
What the fuck!!
It's really him!!

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imagine being a boomer and associating with the speedrunning community this nigga should be in thailand fucking 10 year old hookers not sitting in a shitty hotel conference room that smells like body odor

Sicario 2 didn't exist.

wish i had that hair today lol

is there a smash speedrun?

>having your dad commentate on your run
based

>3 hours of walkytalkycutscenes

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So leave, dummy

Nobody watching stream 2 with the fun Finn?
''Gaddam''

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Jay, Sicario 2 was the worst movie I've EVER SEEN.

stream 2 is giving me highschool flashbacks of this faggot in skinny jeans who dyed his hair every 3-4 months and a dark haired fat girl who was obsessed with him, and with twilight

based boomer commentator.
someone donate and ask if he's excited for TLOU2

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Sounds like you're the one obsessed with him.

I am

>le stars and straps
AHEM . . .

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Spoiders

I mean yeah I didn't like it either,Mike

Yea, I thought sicario was one of the most badass movies but the sequel sucked ass.. only good part was when they shot up those Mexicans and when they did that kidnapping.
But damn you can't deny dude on the left looks like him haha

watching, but he's putting me to sleep.

>check stream 1 for a bit
>more walking and dialogue

Why would you ever speedrun that "game"?

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What stream are we watching?

boomer stream

RE:S, it's comfy

STREAM 1 OR 2

THE LAST THING I REMEMBER FROM STREAM 2 WAS THAT FUCKING FINAL FANTASY RUN

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there's combat in the game

the baste finn obvi.
nobody wants to watch a no gaem.

RE for me.

I heard that Sicario 2 came out but didn't watch it.
After watching the first one I didn't see how they could go on from there and according to the replies here they shouldn't have.

Perse

So far stream 2 was better than 1, so you missed a lot of good stuff.

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is that bronn?

Hey bros I heard the guy on stream 2 is close to.... the finish

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>boomer actually explaining the story behind the skipped cutscenes and mechanics
How can a man be so based.

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It is nice being able to hear the BGS, feels like I haven't heard it the last 2 days.

That's what I'm saying, there was less focus on them even though most of the same ones were present minus proto and the tetris trannies. They even did this and it still felt less noticeable than proto being in the vicinity.

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I would love to hit this fag like a pin~ata.

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MY FRIEND, LEON S. KENNEDY (FROM RESIDENT EVIL 2 (1998))

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I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

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No fucking way haha.
I didn't know about this tweet when I was watching gdq.
That bird mascot thing was a tranny hahahhahhah
Fucking Americans haha how will they ever recover
...... t.burger

Sir Prizes >>> Velocity

Nah, Velocity has the better porn.

salsa me boss

ngl i would stick it in her/his/they're cloaca

You know what site to go to for it.

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Lol ppl were making weird cartoon porn with the "bird"? Thing they used as a mascot.
I wonder if those gdq trannies seen any of it. Probably rustled their estrogen jimmies.

This run is boring as shit

This run will be MacaulayMacaulayCulkinCulkin/10

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you type like a fag

Could it be any more obvious you're a newfag?

Oh no my fetish for monster transformations

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Yeah I know, just a little drunk and typing exxx and thennn velocity is a alittle hard right now.

rate

>OVERESTIMATE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Over estimate, 4/10

yea that makes sense. because if there is anything faggots hate, it's degenerate porn. fuck off

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weren't these people taught in school that they/them can't apply to a single thing?

Yes it can, are you retarded?

Rules aren't for them. They're special.

singular they has been proper grammar forever

On a scale of 1 to 10 how fun is this Esa so far

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Listen nigger don't make me come down there and shove my gameboy up your ass then press the power button.
I'll fill your ass with liquid soap and fuck you till you spit out bubbles while we're watching speedruns

6 maybe. it's only the second day.

rustled estrogen jimmies detected

Having the second stream in the same room as the first really kills the vibe.

40.00 Perfect estimate

>theres nothing on e
Some shitty booru?
Maybe I actually need the salsa.

>40:00 clear time
kino

Also cute he has a gf :3

6 I guess.
Has been pretty standard, only been a couple of standout runs.
It's only day 2 though so whatever.

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it's on there

>DONT CALL MY BOYFRIEND A NEWFAG!
lmao

there is shit on MSG, search velocity_(gdq)
be warned, its ALL shit

Damn.. no more second stream

>stream 2 done for a while
>3 hour run on stream 1

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rip stream 2

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Oh no, Survivor was the last game of Stream 2, now we're stuck with the Bore of Us for two more hours.

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fuck, now we're stuck with this borefest.

i need to have a word with some shitty public school teachers

Yeah you're being forced to watch this.

If you dumb fucks dont like the game being run why dont you just go do something else?

theres fuckall on there.

>its ALL shit
like 99% of fury I guess, oh well.

you're like 600 years late

wow coming back from stream 2, you guys weren't lying about that dada. any confirmation of his age? surely there's been no other speedrunners of that age at any of these events

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Do you mean watching another stream? Are you mad?

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Anyone rocking their merch?

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Tranny's think their opinion is the only one that matters.
Rustled estrogen jimmies confirmed

That's an average 40 yo in bonglanistan.

8

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You seem to be obsessed with trannies.

>2015
I hope you supported them this year you shit.

Would be a nice edit if it had the original ending to be h.

is this tournament as good as GDQ?

>Naughty Dog giving a shoutout to ESA
wtf i thought they were sjws

He's 52 apparently

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I can't handle TLOU at this point, Gonna go play some RTS instead.

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>user with shit taste in girls is leaving
Oh no how will we go on?

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Look who's talking, faggot.

But Yukari's the best. Shut your mouf.

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I hope you're not the user who said he was leaving, because that would be embarrassing!

>"I can't handle this, I'm bailing to play video games"
>still hanging out in the thread
Too fucking easy

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>stream2 ends
>the last o
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Damn, look what this shitty game choice did to us.. in a matter of 20 minutes we've all devolved into fighting against each other cause the run is so boring.
Can't we just get along?
Don't make me shank your little anime loli waifus you like to post smugly.

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any big titty streamer worth watching rn?

this seems like such a lame run

constant scripted shit you cannot get around

His twitch channel says he's in his 50s.
It also says he sets crossword puzzles for a living.
That guy is as niche as it gets.

i thought these threads only existed during GDQ.
im ready to shitpost!

>Wake up
>The Last of Us
>03:05:00
>Suddenly remember how hard this game was shilled back in 2013 and people insisting that it was totally different from all other zombie shooters because fungus
>Remember watching a gameplay video of it and it seeming like the most boring, overrated shit on the planet
>6 years later
>Still looks like the most tedious and awful slog possible

How the fuck did so many people back then convince themselves this was good? Just watching this feels like being a kid again sitting around in a boring class, just begging for the day to end.

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>every day of his life consist of TLOU speedruns and crossword puzzles

holy shit

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muh story

>2013
>kid
I guess 2001 is the cutoff now though.
TFW children born after never forget will be 18 this year.

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are you guys gonna play vidya until this run is over? i think i'm gonna play some tetris.

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I'm playing Pokemon Emerald, pretty comfy.

Is this like GDQ? never watched this. Thread seems slow as shit compared to gdq

theese threads are always so cute

i wish i had a cutie watching with me

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>punching the ever living hell out of women
Why don't people freak out about this?

>meanwhile on japanese Yea Forums
twitch.tv/japanese_restream

I rented this on ps4 when it came out and couldn't fucking stand it.
Played for like 20 minutes and never looked back.

Smaller and more relaxed speedrunning marathon, yeah.

>3 hours of this shit

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they're not real women

I'm playing Hyrule Warriors.

I'm gonna play some gameboy games on my phone emu

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>clickers
>bloaters
Christ I hate zombie shit, its all so derivative.

Outside of the game itself, run's not that bad really, commentary's explaining shit.

holy fuck 800 people watching this

The run itself is pretty good, its just dependent on if TLOU sends you into a rage or not. Some people just can't stand this game.

I miss my days in pokegen and wafflegen.
As sad as it sounds that and /og/ was the best times of my life.

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Who said I was a kid in 2013?

Pokemon generals back when Platinum came out were so fucking fun. Shame people had to start gorespamming around HGSS.

cursed image

Should I play Emerald or just go to Platinum? Finished FRLG (dunno if I want to grind for E4 rematch)

I might play some Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga.
Thinking about speedrunning it actually

what are you doing to pass the time, user?

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Playing 3p arena in Puzzle & Waifus.

Have you ever played either? Both games are fantastic. I would recommend FRLG if you're interested in the Battle Frontier, otherwise go to Platinum (it has its own Frontier too). I just replayed FRLG and while I do like the Sevii Islands and the E4 rematches due to them having fun teams, its not necessary.

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Yeah it was a different time, I miss the people the most I guess since I barely any IRL friends.
Oh well, my nostalgia won't bring anyting back.
Have a good night fellow pokefag.

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>M8
My absolute negro

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Gen V has a lot of those.

You'll always have the memories (and possibly the Pokemon if you still have them!)

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

Watching the run and looking shit up on the wiki, I’ve never played this game before so I’m kind of interested in the story

Fuck Yea my nugget
I had the m8 but the fucking charging port ended up breaking and I had to get it replaced. Now I got the m9
Sadly same thing is happening again and my phone gets really hot now. Think battery is dying.
Still a good choice for the price.

I mean I'd recommend EMERALD if you're interested in the BF, my bad. But yeah you really cant go wrong, both titles are superb. Platinum is routinely touted as being one of the strongest games in the series (and for good reason).

I still can't believe that DMC 4 run from last night. Is that guy going to be OK?

gen 5 is best nonironically.
BW was the best reboot and B2W2 was the last best game.

I have most of them on my x/y saves, been so long so I've no clue if I genocide my perfect breeds or they are living in cyberspace now.
I know I bred a perfecet shone ponyta but I can't find it on any of my carts and my pokebank is empty.
I guess it doesn't matter since I haven't played in 5 years anyway.

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>3 hour walking simulator "speed"run
BOOOOORING

What happend?

Look up the cut infected concept art and get sad that what we have in the game is so bland.

BW2 is my personal favorite game and I really do love gen 5. But calling BW a reboot is a bit unfair.

>walking simulator
where did this meme come from? tlou is a generic cover shooter

Having sex with my maral gf of course!

Some autistic russian went on a nihilistic rant, died ingame, said "fuck this" and left.

BW2 is a good contender for best Pokemon game for sure. BW1 overall seems quite divisive, people complain about its Pokemon bloating the roster while doing everything better which I don't think is entirely true.

ABSOLUTELY BASED

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Damn, I think I was watching the run while trying to sleep... can't believe I didn't wake up and watched that

Haven't played Either plat or emerald, I just dunno if I'm going to do Plat's Frontier because Phys/spec split or just do emerald because I already did half of Gen 3 technically through firered

>said "fuck this" and left.
that's not exactly what happened. he was going to try again but decided against it because he didn't want to waste more time.

Haha fucking madman

That's fucking hilarious. Was he the same sped that threw the controller into the chairs behind him like 5 minutes into the run? I think I watched like half an hour at most of that retard. Extra funny if true because of his embarrassing rant about "not being casual' at the beginning of his run.

Holy shit, the commentator guy looks like a fucking cadaver

>Not liking the most Chad man at the event who shat all over the faggotry that is speedrunning and gave the most honest rant about it since RWhitegoose

Is there a clip with audio? Can't believe I missed that

is the old guy a speedrunner? seems pretty based

Hmm, well the good news is that if you decide to do Emerald it should feel distinct from FRLG due to the Pokemon available, and the ability to get dark types and more than one steel type. It might be nice to knock it out now too, because once you go to Platinum it may be hard to go back due to the P/S split.

And even if you dont go through the whole Frontier, you should try the Battle Castle in Platinum because its pretty fucking cool. The Arcade is also super easy to get silver in.

That's exactly what happened.

Yeah he was a huge sperg.

That was the best run of the marathon.
You're just a hater.
>Dabs at lightning speed

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>gun play
>crafting
>stealth
>>walking simulator

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It literally was and no disrespect was put on it.
The entire base game you had nothing but new pokemon.
Sure it was the same formula, which is why it was a reboot but not a reimagining.

Yeah a lot of people are divided on BW. Personally I think it was the best game in the series and I started with blue on the GB.
It was a great intro for people that haven't a Pokemon game before, but still had something for long time fans, especially with the all new roster.

I'd let him be my daddy.

RWhitegoose is a spaz who let his teeth rot out of his mouth. You have an odd definition of chad.

Yeah, and then you could catch whatever you wanted afterwards. If anything is a reboot in Pokemon its R/S.

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How old is that guy? (stream 1)

This. Sissies who got upset about him talking about his hatred for speedrunning need not apply.

Yes.

Nobody got upset at him, they just called him a spastic. Which he clearly was. He sucked so much dick at the game he had to drop his run.

t. Tranny discord faggot who tried to run RWhite out of town
invidio.us/watch?v=g7pcQbdTrBU

Why do so many people seem to like this shitty game?

Goose put himself out of town you dipshit.

Imagine being a nazi larper who grovels to GDQ's staff.

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he didn't drop his run though. he finished under estimate and then booted a trainer to show off some max difficulty boss fight that he failed.

But he finished the game. He used some trainer and fought a boss in addition to the normal run.

VOD PLEASE

>Yeah, and then you could catch whatever you wanted
Doesn't change the fact BW is a reboot.
It was meant to be the begining of something new from GF.
Sure they wouldn't ignore the 700+ pokemon from before, but the main game was a new 150 just like RGB.
The only problem is Pokemon fans are literally too autistic so GF keeps placating them.

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who's the elderly man on commentary

>Imagine being a nazi larper
Oh nonono HAHAHAHA YOU ACTUALLY ARE ONE OF THOSE FAGOTS, HOLY SHIT. Shouldn't you be arguing about "ethical diddling" with your circlejerk?

Check out the esa vods on twitch.

he starts it around 16:39 in the stream vod

Goose is literally a nazi laper, newfag.

Its not a reboot if you can get all the old stuff, though. Which you could.

>Sure they wouldn't ignore the 700+ pokemon from before, but the main game was a new 150 just like RGB.
R/S ignored mos of the Pokemon that came before it. R/S was a reboot of the series and the baseline for games going forward.

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Test

You type like you crawled here straight off of reddit.

>You have an odd definition of chad.
Well he's ruski. Plus his circumstances are more interesting that goose.
Even then, the run and his semi autistic rants were entertaining to watch and listen to at 4AM.
It's on their twitch man
twitch.tv/videos/455853712?filter=highlights&sort=time
01:26:44 was just him attempting to do a max difficulty fight against credo after finishing the run

Where the second stream at? This TLOU run is too fucking boring

>It was meant to be the begining of something new from GF.
This sounds like something you made up and not something that actually came from Gamefreak. Especially because Masuda was the guy who did BW1.

My friends, I am fucked.

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>Brushing your teeth is a method of control from the jews, RESIST!

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>Especially because Masuda was the guy who did BW1.
You say it as if people don't change

It's out for some hours after RE runs ended, think it's back in like 5-6 hours

Okay, do you have any source of Gamefreak calling BW1 a reboot and stating that things were meant to be very different moving forward?

>Exact same "screenshot" from the imgur links that were dumped in the comments of the video
>Still no archive or verification whatsoever
lmao kill yourself, Ohrami. Go suck Andrea's cock first, though.

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>Still no archive or verification whatsoever
Goose literally apologized for it though lmao you dumb fuck

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>Its not a reboot if you can get all the old stuff
I mean it was literally a reboot in every sense of the term.
Yes you could have every 800 pokemon; at that time GF still cared about their players.
R/S/E was the first game on GBA and had no way to transfer, so yeah everything on the cart was it but that was just working with the limitations of the hardware.
It still featured some of the 151 if I'm not mistaken.
BW was all new mons, start to finish.

It was the first and only game to have an entirely new cast of pokemon for the entirety of the game.

>go from talking about the DMC4 run to another goose dump
yeesh

imagine your life being so tedious and meaningless that this is what you spend your time arguing on

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Yeah, just like all those job lynchmobbed and MeToo'd people "confessed" am I right?

You'll forgive me if I say you're full of shit on your claims, since you're not posting any sources from Gamefreak backng you up.
>I mean it was literally a reboot in every sense of the term.
No it wasn't, the older pokemon were still there.

Sorry, I wasn't the guy so I can't back up the claim, I was just talking in regards to masuda.
It's just weird comparing the stuff he worked on as director to his stances as producer.

>NOOOOOOOO GOOSE WAS FRAMED
lmao dude

I've met Goose so I love shitting on him whenever his fans show up. Dude is such a fucking loser. He's still living in a basement right now.

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Yeah it's crazy how people don't want to tolerate rampant discord tranny faggotry anymore.

yeah, but why do you care? He's a complete stranger to you. His life has 0 bearing on yours. Why put the energy in? Can't you be like, gardening, or going for a walk, or calling your family instead? Literally anything else would be a better use of your time. Staring at a wall would likely be an improvement.

>if you aren't a nazi you're a discord tranny

Absolutely SEETHING at the mere thought of somebody not tolerating your shittery.

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Oh, my bad, I guess you could be part of the DesTINY squadlet of enlightened ass fencers.

I'm actually enjoying this run. It's very relaxing to have it on in the background and the commentary is comfy.

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>DesTINY squadlet of enlightened ass fencers
what the fuck does that even mean

Did you even play the game?
BW the older pokemon were there after you beat the game.
Before endgame it was nothing but new pokemon.
You couldn't transfer your old pokes and I don't think dreamworld was a thing either.
You want an official statement that it was a reboot or something obviously I can't give you that.
But for all intents and purposes it was.
IDK why I even feel a need to convince anyone about this though. Maybe pokefans are more autistic than I remember.

it's nice having people who can actually construct whole thoughts on commentary

>has 10% of the viewers of gdq
>gets substantially less than 10% of the donations
really makes me think

You've got fungus in your brain bro

>please clap

Still no source from Gamefreak backing up your claims about it being a reboot and meant to be the start of something new. Fucking retard.

Pretty much
Boomer dude's entertaining in the way he helps with strats and not giving a fuck about spoiling the plot, and the runner's explaining his strats.
Don't even like TLOU

But Goose is the one who wanted to go to gdq and got banned lol

I just said I met the guy. He's not a stranger, he's a retard.

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It's boring as fuck to watch though

#ResistZGRUMPFzis shit*ord b*got

Nothing wrong with that.
I never was into this game at all but I just realized something. They would all be screwed without the strong masculine male main character taking charge.
Rustled estrogen jimmies BTFO

Alright dude, have a good night.
I have been drinking too much today and I could keep this going for a few more hours but I need to get to sleep now.
Maybe I am the autistic one IDK.

That's not answering my question, user, and you know it. How are you? What's going on in your life?

Yeah you definitely are. Try not to lie abiut shit in the future, you'll make us gen 5 fans look bad.

Its 9:40 at night and Im playing video games, what would you like me to do exactly?

Never watched seen a run of this before, they've been pretty comfy to watch though.

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>suddenly they are playing rdr2

I just want you to take up a hobby that isn't harassing strangers on the internet to no effect. I want you to engage positively with another human being. I want you to take that energy and do something creative or constructive with it. I want you to be a happy, healthy person.

What kind of games are you into?

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Posting dumb shit Goose said isnt harassing anyone you dumb fuck. I've met Goose and you clearly haven't. If you want to help someone who isnt happy or healthy you should message him, though, because he's a spiraling mess.

What do you get from expending so much time on him? Is your life really improved from it? Is anybody's?

>because he's a spiraling mess
t. GDQ gang

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So much time lmao okay dude

Wow, that image is fucking spot on

You're here, aren't you? You've clearly spent time downloading pictures of his conversations, and arguing with people on here about him.

I ask again, what are you getting out of it?

I'm glad you enjoyed it, the captcha to make that post was very tough to solve.

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I'm here for the run. Are you even watching it? Are you even a runner? Goose is a sperg dude, sorry that triggers you.

Well, neither of you are really talking about it

>still an hour left

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Im like 15% of the posts this thread lmao

Not that guy, but I don't think this run of The Last of Us 2 has anything to do with that goose guy.

You might have a problem, my man.

was the guy on the right ever confirmed to be a tranny? i thought he was just a really feminine gay

>Watching 3 hour Last of Us runs

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I guess you're just a dumb faggot then

Are you here for the run or are you here to post screencaps about a person that brings you nothing but negative emotions? Please find a positive outlet user.

he is 22, this is what sony games do to you.

His revulsion by the rest would suggest he's not, but it's surely spread to him by now.

Right back at ya, dipshit.

Why the aggression? I'm not trying to attack you, I'm trying to have a conversation.

You really suck at the concern trolling thing my dude. Get something better to do with your time :3

why do you keep reposting rakhiro's garbage art

pochincoff and robotjoe are superior

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yikes

I'm not trolling, I want to know what's going on with you. Open up, user.

>Get something better to do
>Keeps replying
Based hormonal monstrosity

The irony lmao

>concern trolling

The fuck does that even mean?

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You should google it.

it's one of the many terms invented by trannies to describe things they don't like

I don't really feel like searching it. It's probably some new buzzword invented by tumblr to get back at whatever boogeyman they have now.
I'm probably better not knowing.

It was mainly used by kiwi farms but yeah they are mostly trannies so thats fair.

>the state of this thread
man, this really is a shit run huh

Jesus, you guys weren't kidding when you said this is a movie, most scripted game I have ever seen. This whole thing feels like the introduction level to Saints Row 4

Means pretending you're concerned with something somebody is doing to get them to change the way they act by pretending to be on their side essentially, used to be a method of subversion used among several states throughout history but went under many different names.
Like most ancient imageboard terms, tumblr and Reddit recently drudged it up and are now beating it to death.

In other words, same deal as with the term "gaslighting."

Yea Forums has a bad habit of thinking that shitty discussion is better than no discussion.

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But muh virtual daughter

>Shitty discussion
Literally nothing wrong with good old fashioned mockery. It's a proud tradition.

you're posting on nintendogaf during a run of a sony exclusive 95/100 masterpiece
what did you expect

>gaslighting

Jesus Christ, just how many buzzwords exist now?

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Now that we're 2 and a half hours in I'm kinda enjoying this.
I never played this so it's cool to basically get the story in a brief way.
The commentary is pretty good for what it is.

Gaslighting is a pretty old term from before the internet you dipshit.

Post vidya anime girls instead of arguing about trannies

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Welcome to 5+ years ago. I honestly forgot when TLoU released and around the time frame, there were lots of walking simulators

You fucking idiot.

TLOU isnt a walking sim though, its a bland tps.

Never actually heard it before. Guess you learn something new everyday.

Anything to do with psychology or psychiatry will become a wildly misused buzzword, just give ResetEra some time to push it.

Agreed, mocking RWGoose is based.

I wanna cook for Ryza!

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I don't know, this speedrun looks like a walking simulator

You look like a dumb retard but looks can be deceiving, right?

Can't wait for Ryzas game

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Hold on, guys. I'm going to be constructing a new thread in just a moment.

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I don't trust this poster

Shut up retard, I'm not falling for that again. I'll make it.

whens ribi rabi?

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Anything will be better than this one at this point.

Sorry, never saw those movies.

No no I've got it.

tfw baking a new bread rn

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Let's all make our own thread

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I never give a shit about console exclusives, only thing I remember from this game was the time they annouced it at E3

nobody alive has