Splatoon 3?
pepsi sucks gimme a coke
Since Order won, I'm expecting more Robocop or Judge Dredd aesthetics
I wonder what the next singers will look like
is that PEPSI MAX?
As for me, I'll take an ice cold bangs rootbeer
Coke is for cucks. Pepsi supreme.
betting on 2 inkling boys
>Since Order won
fucking what?
Orderfags have decided to deny reality.
He's posting from a parallel universe.
male octo female squid and a guy in a mask (think daft punk) as their back up
it's just bait aside from that one fag who broke his tv on twitter
They're all shit. Drink water you fatasses.
How bad will things get betwen the two of them now?
What if nothing comes up from this splatfest and it was all just to distract us from a completely new theme
I don't think it will be that bad. Most likely splatoon 3 will be chaos world is in full swing but it ain't working out too well so everyone works together to restore some sorta balance. Same thing if Order won. Neutrality wins
Then we will riot.
It's going to be like Smash where it's one per console generation.
I hope we get a spin-off in the meantime.
god i wanna fuck marie's tits
Water? They should be capturing pokemon creatures
>I hope we get a spin-off in the meantime.
Other than obvious rhythm game that gets mentioned a lot, what would you like to see?
Paper Splatoon
FPS RPG.
I dont like how Marina got shit on every splatfest desu
Fuck off.
>Splatoon 3
>World is chaos
>Goal now is to save Marina
>Pearl and her gang have to come up with a plan to save her
>You are one of them
>Turf wars on story mode could be fucking crazy. Maybe 8v8 or some shit.
>You rescue Marina
>Pearl rushes over and kisses her
>Holding hands roll credits, confirming this the first lesbian couple on Splatoon universe.
Blame Treehouse for their terrible rewriting.
If I lose a lot in turfwar on purpose will I face squibs again?
Anyone else like Marina more than pearl, but thinks pearl would make a better assisstant and Marina a better villain in splat 3?
I want to lick the sweat out of her navel and then wash it down with a sprite.
I can't imagine a girl as sweet as Marina being a villain.
koikatsu ripoff
fpbp
Jealous of Callie finally winning for once?
Splatoon is probably the one and only game that has me okay with and actively rooting for an interracial lesbian couple
IT'S BARQS YOU FUCK
>tfw you just want to dress up as a scientist and make more squid game but you have to make Animal Crossing first
And the best thing is how Marina's color isn't even the issue of this interracial relationship, it's just that she is an Octoling, kinda like the whole dilemma of Cyborg in Teen Titans.
Nintendo's got this beautiful hope they execute it well and meaningful.
Barqs? That's not even a word, retard.
Here you go, bro.
Neither is pepsi, idiot.
It's a falseflagger.
>pic
No. I think both are equal in either the villain or assistant category
Splatoon 3? Yes please!
she won a bunch though, it was fairly even
I have no reason to be jealous over Callie winning when it's what I wanted. I just think you should crawl back to the hole you came from.
Great Turf War expandalone DLC
>on
There needs to be an IP rangeban for South America
>Nintendo renames the Splatoon Dev Team the Squid Research labs
>Devoted entirely to Splatoon and Spinoffs.
She's very capable of being bad
she may be a lesbian, that doesn't mean she can resist the octavio cock
Shit taste root beer is superior Based
Your right.
I just wanted a cool futuristic aesthetic, I think the chaotic Mad Max environments are worn out and beyond boring.
I hope what happens is that in the next game Pearl ends up corrupting herself with trying to make the world chaotic or something and you have to team up with Marina to stop them so it ends up with a reunion where they _hug_____ and have a happy ending.
Pearl as a villain would be amazing.
I also hope Splatoon 3 gives us more Octoling hair.
Borderlands style looter shooter splatoon. Just without the BADASS writing that bobandy loves, and more splatoon style writing
She was brainwashed then. She had no real control over her actions.
Only "natives" make that mistake and only spics can't get in/on right.
Have you never heard of a typo before?
In Spanish, in and on are both "en". Spics attempting to speak English will get them mixed up EVERY time, and also double past tense eg "I didn't thought". If you see either of these things, it's just another of the majority ESLs on Yea Forums and never a typo.
They are the same exact fucking thing you dip shit
I and O are right next to each other on the standard QWERTY keyboard. You are jumping at shadows.
>no bf to waifupost with
that smashed TV post made me feel like it was worth spending 3 days spreading shit-coloured Ink for my penis-head-shaped Queen
Haha. You'll see someday. Also look out for spaces before two-part punctuation, eg "Hello !". Those ones are Frenchies.
Stop being gay
She won most of them. Let us have the last one.
Salmonlings when! I want my britpunk cockney Salmonid girls!
Thanks, Internet expert !
>
Friendship is a thing
You probably wouldn't know because your family makes no distinction between types of loves you inbred degenerates.
Why would an Orderfag destroy his TV anyway? Seems pretty chaotic to me.
not until the squid sisters are real
Jet Set Radio clone
Marina and Pearl are gay, shut up
Since we are still arguing, left or right?
You could say he lost control.
he may have some kind of mental disORDER.
witness me backflip into the sea
I hope 3 has girls I can like so I don't have to skip it entirely like 2.
>tfw everyone calls you a gremlin so you decide to destroy society
The aesthetics of Splatoon is a big part of the popularity of the games, they aren't about to ruin that because of the Splatfest results.
The next incarnation of Splatoon will have some Chaos themed elements here and there.
But they're not going to go so far as to overhaul the entire game to be fit around this one aesthetic, that'd be far too limiting for the dev team.
Also yes, more Octoling hair please.
Left
nah i'll just bang open a nice cold can of bang's
The only depiction of sexuality made in the entire game would be Grandpa who's 100% hetero since he nutted to bring the Squid Sisters to life.
Everything else is loveless loveless and sexless.
you're gonna have to wait 2055 to have your tranny queerfluid three-shaped dick black asian Mario redesign. For now the world still holds a bit of decency.
Skateboarding/rollerblading
we need more skateboard games anyways. last one I can think of is tony hawk's proskater 5
that's just like the moron who did the titles for the 200-in-1 8 bit bootleg game thing who saw "SUPER PILL" in a cursive font and thought it said "SUPER PJCC"
fuck those retards. 220-in-1 family sport is based though.
This. Marina is either Marie 2.0 or praising Pearl. There's even dialogue where Marina acts like Pearl's superior, but then vice-versa.
remember when Mike and Ike split up
Are we not playing the same game?
Treehouse need to be sacked and just let NoE handle the Western translations.
In fairness they course corrected bigtime after the first few updates.
>tfw people don't respect you so you prove yourself to be amongst the best of the best, save the world, and then bend the world to your will
Pearl is fucking amazing.
Those were some real knee slappers user, I’m blinking back tears here. Pic related is you
Only thing I liked that treehouse did was make Octavio more than just a generic villain, made him more of a jabroni
pepsi for splatoon game
I'd like to see splatoon 3 have more rpg esque elements, I'd really like to walk around the inkopolis streets far more and explore the environment, do interesting missions/quests and meet interesting characters.
worry not, i'm aware they were shitty.
>3-0
I fucking love this squid
Hopefully we get a metal band next game.
NOE has its own problems. And when it came right down to it, they started following in Treehouse's footsteps.
Barely, and I doubt they did it out of the goodness of their hearts and more out of the realization that they fucked up big time and future events (namely, Octo Expansion) were going to contradict massively with their rewrites. I will give them credit where credit's due though, they were actually bold enough to let Pearl say she loves Marina. If they keep this up they might even start treating Splatoon with respect. Though, maybe not, they still left out stuff from the Japanese version.
Twinstick shooter or lock on mode spin off please!
I don't play this game much because I don't like aiming with my thumbs, motion controls, or PVP focus games. But I bought both
I hope Pearl returns to death metal
>tfw people are posting PearlXMarina shipping and lgtb shit in the lobby
I haven't played any Splatoon, is it to late for me to get in?
Should I wait for the next sequel?
>tfw I fresh every single one of these posts
The sequel is like minimum two years away. If you have a switch I say buy it.
I win
There's so many things in the game that go beyond standard friendship that it's a wonder they didn't say it sooner. The Japs in particular get even more shipbait than we do, complete with suggestive innuendo.
>next switch isn't going to be coming out until 2023 at the earliest
>3 more years at best if it's a launch title which would be 6 years since the last came out
Nah we're definitely getting another Splatoon game, shits popular as hell and prints money, there's little reason to let the series just sit for years.
root beer bro
but sometimes I want a cola
*blocks your Splatoon 3*
Amen, brother
you don't deserve to serve under Queen Dickhead. Be gone, filfth!
It's kind of hard to believe japan had an octopus DJ and apparently he just had boring villain lines with no DJ stuff in them. I don't buy treehouse's propaganda that he was just a generic villain in JP.
Good.
>Last Animal Crossing game:
>2012
>Last Splatoon game
>2017
I have a feeling she'd pick me over you. I'm Chaotic to my very nature, I'll fresh any post. Even your post!
>gatekeeping team fucking CHAOS
Order lost, that includes the natural order, the dykes won this splatfest.
>Game that will hold my attention until Splatoon 3 comes out
I'm okay with this
I only care about squid game
is there a Marie version of this?
As someone who hates Treehouse; he really was a boring dude in the Japanese version.
Order sucked shit. Almost every round I'd have teammates that either disconnected or idled the entire round. Hope Splatoon 3 isn't based on the outcome of the final splatfest of 2 like 2 was for 1. Post apocalyptic is so played out and I rarely see games that use an overbearing totalitarian governemt approach, especially in Nintendo games. I think the closest I've seen is something like Sonic Forces.
There's plenty of fit Marie art by the same artist. Wonky anatomy most of the time, though. And not enough muscle for me, they barely look fit.
>Splatoon 3 isn't based on the outcome of the final splatfest of 2 like 2 was for 1
Unlikely how much they hyped this splatfest, also we have no clue how the results will affect the next game.
>faggots trying to conflate good wholesome yuri with dumbass political shit
>I hereby invoke Article 4 of Splatfest Law!
>That means the losing side has to accept the world the winning side wants.
I'm sorry for your loss.
So how the hell did Agent 4 manage to beat Agent 3 in single combat during the Chaos Order wars?
Wrong. It was 2-1 for Order. It was a close matchup
But Chaos won. Therefore, that law is meaningless now.
Maybe she didn't. It's not like they were the only ones fighting.
>Order lost
Wrong, Order won
Perhaps they come to a consensus in which they deem the world fine as it is.
I don't think Agent 3 and 4 have ever met
Keep being in denial.
Dykes hold no power over real men. If it werent for laws, these whales would get beaten to death in a heartbeat.
...then again i'm a 5'2 traplet so i would get my shit pushed in as well but you get the point.
Wrong. Order won 2-1
Yes they have, see the 1st anniversary image for Splatoon 2.
right, that's the natural order of things, but after the splatfest the natural order has lost. so in splatoon world that's not how it works anymore.
Pearl and Marina, NO REPLACEMENTS!!!! >:(
It can't be denial, if it's real.
Sounds like you're mad at the results. It's just a game, brother.
I’ve played the EU version on Cemu, he’s bland as all hell
Tell that to the Squid Sisters
>faggots
>no cloud saves
Die in a fire
Damn, I really hope they don't go for the ugly Chaos aesthetic because just because Chaos won. Part of the charm of the game is the art and if it turns into generic mad max stuff I wouldn't really care for the art anymore unless only some items turn into that.
I want both of them to be important roles for Splatoon 3.
Agent 3 is a moralfag who takes her work very seriously. Agent 4 saved the world because she slipped into a manhole and was bored.
if we're gonna take fanart into consideration; i think i saw 500+ dicks attesting they're all heteros.
Damn, he's that bad, huh?
fashion focussed high school sim/RPG
yup, god awful. Meant to get the NA rom but accidentally got the EU version. At least I got to play it in 2k
>seething orderfags itt
I lol
It's two or more years away since based man of squid researching is also on the AC team, so, squids gotta rest. At least with 5.0 we can pick colors to make our squids look nice.
Now only if we could get the eminence gear, fucking japan.
>Marie gets so mad at Marina for fucking up the last Splatfest that she shoots her
damn
You ever just turn your brain off and use the ink brush to just skate around the map? It's really therapeutic.
Brush players have no brains to turn off in the first place.
I try to turn my brain off and roll around with rollers, but it requires thinking when you wanna splat your enemies; when to pop out, when to ink, when to special
what the fuck did you just say?
They could axe AC altogether and keep making Splatoon and I wouldn't even realize AC was gone honestly.
>liking American bitch Marie
Octavio was the only time when the Treehouse translation was better than PAL's. I am eternally pissed that Splatoon 2 got stuck with the horrendous American localisation.
>not liking stone cold bitch Marie
what a pleb
Nope.
Not in development, because Animal Crossing is somehow more important.
Will not be in development until Nintendo's next system gets development kits.
Nintendo made the GENIUS move of killing off one of their biggest cash-cow franchises when it launched in the early cycles of their most popular system in 10 years.
No i mean just skating around for multiple matches until the room somehow devolves into a squid party somehow
Marie otherwise comes off as just flat, and doesn't even play off of any jokes shot her way. The lack of sass makes me really dislike her, and I've long since changed preferences as a result.
You know what other franchise is a huge cash cow ripe for milking? fucking animal crossing you retard. They'll make way more money in the long term alternating between Splatoon releases and Animal Crossing releases than they would trying to run Splatoon into the ground with yearly releases.
>Stone cold bitch
What? That never happened. If anything that was the bastarized marina before she was rightfully fixed
marie literally told callie to kill herself once
Order won, it sounds like you're mad though
Finally someone else who gets it.
Wait, I've only done a handful of splatfest, what all did Treehouse fuck up on in terms of localization?
I don't recall Splat1's localization being botched much, if at all.
where can i find this tweet, i'm in the mood for a good laugh
I want Yea Forums friends on my list please send request. Except fuck off if you're a discord tranny or a furry
You need some time between releases, otherwise you get boring soulless shit like yearly Call of Duty.
They tried too hard to make marina into Marie two and they went too far. Most of the time marina was shit talking pearl for no explainable reason.
>ywn shoot your white ink into Marina's turf
Kill me
Pearl is a little shit, that's why. But that's why it's great when she wins. Marina is boring in comparison.
What if the next two idols just suck?
>Agent 4: Team Chaos
>Agent 4 is the type of squid who goes with the flow, even when the waters are raging. This silent squid values freedom and flexibility more than anything, and while it’s rumored that Agent 4 helped Marie save the world or whatever, I’m pretty sure that was mostly Marie’s idea.
Basically Agent 4 is OP as shit, with the caveat that she usually never gives a fuck
>You will never overthrow a dystopian society of futuristic, well-intentioned cephalopods
Fuck this gay earth
Boy Band with four boys and one reverse trap or bust
What would make them suck
If they come from Coolsville
Where did I say I liked bitch Marie? I was talking about Octavio in the EU version being god awfully bland
I mean we just did. We kicked their fucking asses 3-0. They didn't even get to launch a doomsday device or give an evil monologue we just flat out stomped their ass
Agent 4 does things for fun, Agent 3 is a chuuni tryhard
they’re just boring
if they didnt also swallow
I waifued the previous idols enough, I'd be glad to not care.
I don't play games for pedos but gd that body is perfect
Splatoon 1's localization exaggerated Callie and Marie's traits and made Marie too harsh. Marie went from lightly teasing and snarky about everything to trying too hard to burn Callie at any opportunity. Callie's ditizness was turned up to 11. 2's localization was way worse, where Pearl and Marina were completely different between versions. Marina, a shy girl who looked up to Pearl to the point of calling her senpai, was written as an asshole who constantly belittled and insulted Pearl in just about every conversation. This was so bad that the dialogue mismatched Marina's expressions. It was also so bad that they had to backtrack on this, and retcon some lines to be less harsh. Even then, they didn't fix enough, as not only do some lines still not fit the expressions for them, Marina now seems to switch back and forth between belittling Pearl and praising or loving her with seemingly little reason.
I'm tired of constantly repeating this though so maybe I need to put an image together showing all of Treehouse's fuckery with this franchise. I will say this, they are very slowly improving judging by the later Splatfests and their naming game is on point. But they really should just stay way from dialogue if they're not going to respect even just the tone from the original.
>Couldn't play last fest because my sister took my switch
>Want to pick Order
>See most friends pick Chaos
>Order loses 3-0
I'll be there next time. Hopefully the hoyboys don't wreck the next plaza too bad.
I don't own a Switch but you can get more avatars for your online profile from eShop like you could do with PSN and Xbox Live?
>Flu during Final Splatfest
>Push though the pain to get king rank
>Chaos won
>Feeling sicker then ever
Fucking worth it
What rank are you?
I don't believe so. All the avatars I've seen they were available to me from the get go
more character customization (aka more hair styles for the octolings)
as far as lore goes i think MAYBE Dj Octavio will somehow find a way to take advantage of this new world of chaos, the octolings who made it to the surface are hypnotized again by Octavio, since the octolings are all over Inkopolis now giving them an advantage this time around. with Inkopolis being completely overrun they Octarians take over inkopolis creating this type of order, and maybe Agent 8 and Marina will be immune to the hypnosis and have to fight to take back whats left of inkopolis.
Also Callie and Marie are being held captive, Cuddlefish is near death bc of how old he is, sheldon is leading a small revolution, because why the hell not?
Also a Pearl Bossfight would be intresting.
Also also you shouldn't be able to play online until you beat the campaign,, for lore friendly reasons
As for playable Octolings? Yes. Obviously.
Meant for .
No. You only get to use what they give you, beyond your Mii's. Admittedly, when they add new one's, it's free and everyone gets them, so there is that. They just add new images slow as fuck, about 10 or so every 6-8 months inbetween.
BIG tiddy marie
lol you have no idea how dev cycles work. also "games as a service" is fucking cancer and i have no idea why so many nintendo fans want nintendo to follow that route. maybe because they've been fed this drip feed content bullshit from other companies, or maybe they're just like those retarded investors who want nintendo to act like a phone company and release a switch revision every year or some shit
ok but don't send me gay shit
BIG smile Marie.
>no xenoblade or smash
>no mario maker
Shit what was the last ones we got? Yoshi? Shit sucks.
>I'm tired of constantly repeating this
Then stop bitching about this. We get it NA localization “exaggerates” characters and is bad. Closer to JP’s localization is good.
>Spent over an hour in a squid party
How is that possible? Did you keep queuing up with the same people over and over to not play the game for an hour?
Someone asked. I explained. I usually bring it up when people are curious or ask for an explanation.
Splatoon 3 was confirmed to not be in development already.
Yep. We even coordinated an attack on the ducks On canal. That vid is a keeper. Squid parties are a great distraction from regular matches
Are you even able to send stuff to friends? The friend system here seems almost as barebones as the Wii U and Wii
Eat shit.
>471255832
Add another reddit nazi frog poster to the filter
No you can’t message friends. Welcome to NSO’s online enjoy your stay.
Guess it wasn't enough huh?
3 - 0
You were saying?
Are we sharing 100x wins?
Fucking image didn’t send
They take my shekels for online and I can't spam nigger to somebody? This is outrageous
No
Thanks for the (you)'s suckers
MERELY PRETENDING
Fun facts of the day: Shifty Stations are made by Marina.
Most of the Japanese names for Shifty Stations are references to manga, and most commonly, romance mangas.
The final Shifty Station is named "Dear Senpai" in Japan, and was explicitly made for Pearl.
The more you know!
No cloud saves for games like Splatoon and Animal Crossing (because of “cheaters”), online play varies in quality for different games (Splatoon has P2P online), no messaging friends (for reasons I don’t know why), release schedule of retro games is worse than both the Wii and WiiU, but hey it 20 bucks!
>no bf to jerk off to waifus with together
Is it bad that I blasted Shark Bytes while driving today
I was just so happy with the victory
Order won
Fat and retarded
Right 2-1. Say champ have you seen the doctor yet?
Order won 2-1
I love cute user!
Order still remains the winner
@471256934
No, thank YOU!
Have fun in Splatoon 3: Chaos Version!
@471257529
pic related
FAT
@471257529
What is this guy's deal?
>Pearl restarts her metal band as a side project.
>Marina gets into Synthwave.
Callie is not fat.
He's come down with a terrible case of wild shitposting.
Best just to ignore it.
Well earned victory by Team Order. Congrats!
Stop being gay
Got my physicals and bloodwork done last month. A little low on the vitamin D, but no problems here.
Not fat
>Splatoon 3: Chaos Version
That's an awful name for a game. We also know that Marina will turn Inkopolis into a dystopian future society ruled with an iron fist.
Pearl will lead a rebellion for the sake of a free world.
Order won, so that's what Splatoon 3's scenario will be
Jannies just move this thread to /vg/.
The delusional chaosfags have already shitted it up beyond repair.
My type of shounen protag
What if it's being gay but also wanting to fuck the squid sisters
If you think I'm nuts, you clearly haven't perused the other threads
Orderfag this is bizarro Yea Forums. Generals are allowed here
>delusional chaosfags
Why would they be the ones saying Team Order won?
I have no problem giving (You) a (You) user. Just ask politely next time and we can avoid beating around the bush
Because it's very chaotic.
Is Splatoon 2 dead now there are no Splatfests anymore?
Post cute Pearls and Marinas
>splatoon 1
>4v4 arena shooter where the goal is to cover the most ground with your teams ink
>splatoon 2
>4v4 arena shooter where the goal is to cover the most ground with your teams ink
>splatoon 3
>4v4 arena shooter where the goal is to cover the most ground with your teams ink
seriously why does the idea of a third splatoon game make people so hard? the second game was hardly enough to be considered an expansion let alone a sequel
why not make a splatoon adventure game or some shit.
Splet 1 still gets plays on the deadest console in existence somehow so chances are Splet 2 will be just fine.
Glad we can agree Team Order was the winner then. I don't know why everyone is saying the otherwise
more midriff or riot
...but riot anyway, because CHAOS, BABY
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about
>One tiny slice of lettuce for me, please.
>splatoon game make people so hard
you answered your own question
wow it's almost like games that have a specific niche that makes them popular shouldn't change said niche to make themselves completely different games or something and nintendo knows this
>I'm tired of constantly repeating this though so maybe I need to put an image together showing all of Treehouse's fuckery with this franchise
Could be worth doing if it gets spread enough.
Stuff has made it's way up to Treehouse in the past.
Please god salmonid idols in 3
I want trashy hillbilly fish women
MALE IDOLS WHEN
Knowing me, If I ever did end up doing that, it'd probably be several different images and have to be put into an album.
But it'd probably be worth it. Don't expect it anytime soon though, I have other stuff I have to do first.
I don't get the joke. Are people saying that Order won because of some technicality like Japan and Europe had Order win so it was actually a 2-1. Or is it like Chaos won so laws don't matter, so Order actually won because nothing matters. I don't understand.
It's delusion
Never. Male idols lock out certain audiences. Females idols are accessible to everyone.
Most definitely a Jet Set Radio/Tony Hawk clone. Or like Crayola Scoot
BEEG
SQUEED
TEETEES
Why can girls consume female idolshit but males can't touch male idolshit?
>8 v 8 Splatoon
You’d think 4v4 is crazy enough
16 players on a field is going to be complete insanity
Only if they pair up a male one with a female one.
i dont entirely agree with your post but the types of people who want a 3rd game right now are the dumbasses who can't stand not having content slowly dripped onto them over the course of a few years. they typically quit every early on in the game's lifespan, only ever coming back once a month for splatfest week or whenever major updates drop. they're also unironically the same people who think splat 2 is "dead" because the content dripping is on the verge of stopping
Because it's fucking gay for guys to do so
Kpop octo boy band
Heard the TTGL bump tune in my head
nice
Why isn't it lesbo for girls?
I’m oddly happy they delayed animal crossing so they don’t have to crunch or at least not crunch as hard
That extra 6 months will be worth it
No it’s not. Man up and stop being afraid.
Because girls can think other girls are kawaii and not become lesbos
Because girls aren't insecure about liking things containing other girls.
marie no!
There's a lot of shit girls can do with one another and not be gay that guys can't.
I can't really hold my friend on my lap and tell him I love him without it being super homoerotic, even if I have no gay intentions behind it. The context is too strong. A girl can do the same and it s just considered gooey-mushy girly talk.
FPBP
I hope the lady from chirpy chips shows up eventually
wtf why is the world like this
I hope we actually get to see all the bands ingame for 3.
Double standards.
yea you can, based as fuck dudes can
it shouldn't be gay to support and love your bros human beings respond positively to soft touches, there's literally nerves made to process and send happy endolphins whenever you're caressed
>I can't really hold my friend on my lap and tell him I love him without it being super homoerotic
It's nature; it's always been like this. It isn't something that society introduced.
while i completely agree with you; i must also say that Yurifags dont seem to understand saying "I love you" to your best friend is not an indication that you want to fuck them; and also that swapping "love" for "like" is really fucking unnatural to say to someone that's more than a stranger.
Guys are meant to receive that kind of treatment from girls though. Hell that's probably a reason girls are way softer than dudes.
Blame the fact that society has stigmatized the idea of men having emotions or showing affection to other people.
There's no way Nintendo would make playable Salmonidlings, right?
so what was up with this
was she a ghost or something
what do you mean
she descended from marina's helicopter and her hair is glowing the same way inklings/octolings hair glows when they have a special ready, next time you have a special ready look at your screen
Good strawman retard, water is literally the best drink
she had transcended
Why would she be a ghost?
take this shitty meme, i don't want it
based
dang I never noticed the helicopter
>tfw I'll probably never get 7 other people together and will never be able to play that stage again
>people are expecting Mad Max desert
>when fucking Water World is a thing
I'm really hoping for urban overgrowth with an aquatic/sunken city vibe once the giants awaken.
Insecure bitch, you can't even appreciate the male body? Disgusting.
Was this stage the only one that got 100x battles? My 100x battle was also there.
On the last day, I mean
I didn't realize how many spinoffs it could have til now
>urban overgrowth
first thing that popped into my mind was the setting of Nier Automata
Orderfags believe they won because thats what their media is telling them
its actually spooky for a childs game
pepsi is a flipagram for "is dead" """retard"""
>first lesbian couple on Splatoon universe.
kys
A french-spaniard
we're sunk
There's nothing gay about liking male idols.
Ink brush tag is fun :3c
It's been fun, squids.
youtube.com
Splatfest compilation video. I'm emotional.
user this gif doesn't help your case
I want a boy/girl duo
It hurts. But I'm glad to be apart of that.
lol
Happy we ended the game and service on such a high note. That victory for Team Order was close
I don't get what you mean.
Why is Marina perpetually worried?
>Pearl putting her crown on Marina at the end
Fuck you Nintendo this sort of shit is weapons grade feels.
just how her eyebrows are.
She's shy. It's amazing Pearl managed to get her to agree to be a news host.
I hope not.splatoon is one of the worst offenses ever
I dropped out when Switch Online went paid but really glad I came back for the final splatfest. They've made it feel really special. These games piss me off a lot when I get heated online, but they're still fun as hell.
>Is responsible for a fair amount of Octo tech
>Is always worried people will catch onto her being an octo at that
>only time she get's to really flex herself is with the shifty stations were her octo tech is on display
You tell me.
Imagine being so offended by a kid's game that you autistically spam its threads for 4 years.
She's a war criminal
Been fun? The fun has just begun, ranked modes are back.
She was brainwashed and cannot be held responsible for it.
I regret missing out on so many of these. I'm gonna play so much of 3's fests when that happens.
I'm thinking they're going to flip the twist this time and make the winner evil.
>Into the Light
Aw man.
Back on the topic of localization changes, while I don't mind a lot of the song name conversions I wish this had kept its title. Friend From Far Away has so much more of a sweet ring to it.
Damnit, I didn't ask for these feels.
I doubt they're going to do that this time around if they're going to keep focusing on Pearl and Marina being together and never seperating.
Huh, wasn't aware of that one. That does sound a lot better.
>The end
See? Pearl and Marina didn't take it personally. also why do I get feels from this?
The Splat Cods don't care about feelings.
>Not having it be Pearl
The joke is literally right there how could they have messed this up
Bros why am I choking up? The game isn't dead but it feels like they're saying Goodbye.
same bro
>tfw never got splat 2 and missed out on them all
I hate FOMO, but I'll be damned if they haven't gotten me with this.
Honestly? I like the bunnies. They give me a weird bit of sonic adventure nostalgia for some reason.
I really didn’t need those feels tonight
As the self proclaimed biggest Pearlfag that frequents Yea Forums Splatoon threads, ggs to all Orderbros. Man this Splatfest and this whole goddamn game have been such a wild ride, and the wait for Splat 3 is gonna be brutal, but at least we'll share it together.
>slight tan-lines
They're not. Pepsi is sweeter and doesn't fucking rot your teeth immediately after the first sip.
This but as the self proclaimed calliefag of these threads. They’ve been the most fun I’ve had in a long time, and I hope we can continue in some way like this until 3
It's not goodbye, it's see you again in 2 years for Splatoon 3
Or likely sooner when they finally make a spinoff
Fucking image didn’t send
any one else bust a nut to pearl after winning
>tfw Order lost to diaperfags
God I wish I could slap every idiot who ignored Pearl when we had the turf advantage.
If we're just going to confess now.
Although my team lost, I'm alright with that. The results have alleviated some of my worries about Splatoon 3. And these threads have been pretty good recently, especially considering the board they're on.
I wish Splatfest stages and night themes would make an occasional appearance in Turf War. I'm especially sad at the fact I won't be able to hear OtH music in battle ever again.
What are you saying? Team Order won
These are some of the best threads on Yea Forums and keep me occupied while I am at work.
Why would you do that to the losing team?
You should post some of the art you have saved to /c/. Just make sure you don't post any duplicates. You've got a lot more Chaos vs Order art than I do.
>datass
>Huh, wasn't aware of that one.
A lot of the songs have their name changed, seemingly just because. Some are more translating it into English (Bomb Rush Blush and Frantic Aspic are both really good counterparts) but some are just changed completely. Shark Bytes for example was originally titled Midnight Voltage which I also think is a better title, Acid Hues is Ripple Refrain, Muck Warfare is Red Hot Egoist, etc.
Really hoping that the final patch does something to include all this in the standard multiplayer. It's just too much good stuff to arbitrarily/permanently retire.
denial isn't healthy user.
callie>marina>marie>grinch>pearl
Most of the English names are better. Shark Bytes in particular is a great pun.
Callie>Pearl>Marina>Marie
Bold move to say this in a world where Pearl has won.
You fags are good people, don't let this rotten world bring you down too much.
I want to make audible flapping noises with Marie behind closed doors!
>guy I usually jerk with only really jerks it to 3dpd
>normalfag who smokes and drinks
>will never jack it to squids with him
sucks now that he's got family over and his car's still busted up
I never shipped yuri till now, what makes Pearl x Marina so good?
You're going to...flap your arms up and down?
Pretty much they’re the best threads I’ve experienced on this board in a while. They’re pretty much the only threads I actively take part in anymore instead of just lurk for a bit and close the tab
this is for sexual, pearl is so retarded she would start laughing and crying
And I'll do it again with my stash of ABUs come Splatoon 3, may you be on our Team next user So what are the idols going to be in Splatoon 3 Yea Forums? Or do you think we'll have something more focused on The Agents themselves?
Y-You're sick...
The band for Splatoon 3 will be 2 boys this time. One will be clearly inspired by Skrillex and the other will be inspired by Mozart.
Screenshot this
>Most of the English names are better
I don't think so. They're different and I don't dislike them really, but I wouldn't say better.
>Shark Bytes in particular is a great pun.
Maybe, but Midnight Voltage fits the feel of the song better.
occitan
What if we get an Octo version of Alister? With messy octohair?
>quieres?
Why not Pepsi Fire or Pepsi Ice???
>chaos will fuck off to make their own splatfests with blackjack and hookers
a decent outcome really
Mint Pepsi sounds disgusting, but "hot" Pepsi that's probably a shitload of cinnamon sounds like the worst idea anyone's come up with for a soft drink so far.
same
>Last F-Zero Game
>2004
>Last Custom Robo Game
>2006
>Last Wars Game
>2008
>Last Wario Game
2008
I want pearl to stick her hand up marina's butt
You too buddy, don't let the bastards grind you down
If he didn't care, then he wouldn't have downplayed Isabelle.
Splatoon's the only reason I even come to Yea Forums anymore. The rest of it is beyond saving.
>Last Wario Game
>2008
Cute.
July 2018.
Think he's talking about non-Warioware games.
WarioWare =/= Wario game.
>Splatoon 3'
>Chaos won
>Octavion realizes playing the calamari inkantation backwards puts octolings back under his control
I know.
Nah.
>Mario 1
>2D sidescrolling platformer where the goal is to get to the end
>Mario 3
>2D sidescrolling platformer where the goal is to get to the end
Etc.
Everything's so simple when you want it to be.
A Splat 3 would have new mechanics, new campaign, new weapons, new modes, new clothes, new abilities, new characters, probably new specials and sub weapons, new music, new maps, some sort of rework to some lukewarm old systems, new setting, you get the idea.
Funny thing is that everything I said is applied to 2 too, but you don't play the game and wouldn't know just how much of an upgrade 2 is.
didn't change to a tactical WRPG so clearly it's just a rehash
Actually the last avatar update was additional splat2 avatars, like marina pearl and octoling
How can I deny what is real?
>pick colors
Thank fucking christ
Marina's team won
>Chaos won
But that's wrong. Order won
>boys
Doubt. They know what they're doing with their characters.
>Nah.
Yeah. Sonic & Mario at the Olympics isn't "the new Mario game." It's the spinoff that he headlines.
DJ Octavio
Yeah never happening. They like money and they're not dumb.
>Big O posting
Based
The new idols will be a four member band with one woomy, one yebby, one veemo, and one weyyo.
IT'S TIME TO HIT THOSE SHOWERS
>Sodafags
Wario Land is a Mario Land spinoff/continuation.
You have no room to speak, user.
WarioWare is an actual Wario series that started as one.
>Get Gas!
more like BRAPS
>this one autist who keep saying Order won
I really do not understand his goal. Is he trying to provoke people? If so it's some of the shittiest bait I've ever seen.
>It's just Octavio standing on the stage musing himself with snide remarks towards Inklings
Mental illness is one hell of a drug.
thanks for making me cringe
wait, fuck
I'm unironically seething so hard at the fact order lost holy shit
Feels good to be on the winning team, Orderchads UNITE
>everybody ignores him and this pisses him off even more
Don't worry man there's always next splatfest.. oh wait HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This splatfest broke some people
Probably some sort of weird falseflagging to make Order look bad. Unfortunately common these days.
Most likely or maybe he has mental issues. Wouldn't count it out given how some people act on this site.
it's called Pop
It's more likely some guy's lame attempt at a joke and maybe a couple others found it funny and are repeating it. Every instance of someone acting dumb is not falseflagging.
Do you think Nogami wants to drop AC and just focus on squids? He seems way more passionate about Splatoon than he does AC at this point.
I think I would like people who don't like AC to stop projecting onto Nogami.
Did this actually play at the end of the splatfest?
>Airplane
Wait what
I guess I shouldn't be surprised if they have subwars
there's been a plane flying over the square since day one, user.
They've always had airplanes. Planes fly above the hub in both games.
I love AC, don't get me wrong. I'm not even asking the question to shit on AC, it's just the vibe I get from him considering how much he's went in on the SRL persona.
How will orderfags continue to live knowing they lost the final spatfest?
What the hell
I guess I never thought anything of it
Why would they suddenly stop with the Splatfests? I don't play the game, so I have no idea; but isn't the online still super popular?
>Suddenly
it's been 2 years
By getting over it since it's a video game
If tons of people are still playing and enjoying the online portion, then why stop? At this rate. it could of gone on for another two years.
We've known they were going to end now since the game released. They have to go work on Animal Crossing and I guess they didn't want to leave a couple people up to the art and writing.
They have to develop Animal Crossing.
He was probably just matching the nature of Splatoon. Animal Crossing is a far more laid back experience. I don't think he's less passionate, more that he's just approaching them in two different ways: get into the goofy out there persona to get into the mindset for the silly squid game, then just regular Nogami while focusing on Animal Crossing.
if you can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke there is something very wrong with you
Good watch. Also interesting how they keep a close eye on the daily player activity. It makes me believe they still have some non splatfest related things still cooking because they seemed to care about the numbers and I don't see them just letting it drop dramatically especially without the next installation still not in development.
Pearl and Marina are such good friends. I remember how much flack they got after they were revealed as the replacements for the Squid Sisters, especially Pearl, but it was fun to see them grow on the fanbase. Octo Expansion cemented them as fan favorites, and I'm really gonna miss them when they get replaced in Splatoon 3. Hopefully they hang around like the Squid Sisters did.
I Love all of you, i don't care what teams you chose for the splatfest, what band is better, i don't care, all of you are great and i love the splatoon community
see you guys in the ranked battles
I hope they slow down on introducing new characters for 3 and focus on the characters they currently have.
Love you too dude
It'll be a 4 person kpop group
I'm glad Splatoon 3 is ways off because now it's gonna be the perfect time to do spin offs and more side material.
splatoon open world game like monster quest when
No. Now, Splatoon X-Com when?
>Marie Wins
>Callie and Marie gets torn apart and Marie gets brainwashed and made into a slave
>Pearl Wins
>Both her and Marina agree to cause Chaos together and to never break apart
Off the Hook confirmed best
You couldn't even keep the names right. Congratulations.
Pepsi is more syrupy
It hasn't even been planned yet. Empty words.
Because they embrace degeneracy.
More like, Splatoon Mystery Dungeon when?
>3-0
The absolute state of chaosfags
fucked with it until you made the two lesbo
Takes me back to this man... youtube.com
Finally bought the Octoexpansion even though I'm a year late and splatfests are over. I hope it's fun at least.
It's chaos taking control. This is the world you wanted, right?
Or more likely some idiot user who continues to believe it's funny.
oh shush, splatoon x mario brothers duh its so obvious
>posts mixing up callie and marie
>posts mixing up who won the splatfest
What's with this thread?
Imagine being DJ Octavio and thinking your version of Calamari Inkantation is good
Octoexpansion basically confirmed it canon that Marina is the cause of all the Pearl Posting
be sure to beat the secret boss it's a fun one
it literally wasn't lmao. 3-0, unless different regions got different results?
A parallel universe is merging into ours.
Everything will go back to normal soon.
I still haven't beaten that son of a bitch.
thanks god, i can't cope with the fact that chaos won, the mandela effect is also happening, a discord server im in that everyone has always called one thing is now suddenly always been this other name. im freaking out annon
Thread bump limit song.
youtube.com
This is a result of chaos winning 3-0 in our universe. The Bernstein universe is seeping into ours. That little Goblina started the splatocalypse
One off fag
youtube.com
Berenstain is faulty memory. The true indicator is fruit of the loom.
>bump limit
well, good thread guys
Where can I read these?
>ywn never play the first testfire ever again with everyone getting squished by splatrollers
I like how Pepsi has become the canonical choice of beverage for the Squid Sisters
Im more concerned about the fact that DJ Octavio was in the Chaos side while Human Blender was in Order
Man what a fucking special day that way. Watching Splatton being previewed on Treehouse with Yea Forums, the lewds exploding, then the testfire which crashed initially since Nintendo didn't plan for so many people trying to get in. Really glad I was there for it and got to play against one of the squid researchers from Treehouse
why is pearl putting her crown on marinas head
You lucky motherfucker. I honestly didn't expect to like the game that much before the testfire, but now it's my favorite. I remember canceling meeting up with friends because the next Testfire was coming up.
It's fun to say. Other sodas don't have the same ring to it.
OP here, surprised this thread didn't get taken down or moved. Nice shit.
>E3 2014
>The first ever Treehouse
>Smash 4 at the time
>A brand new fucking IP with Splatoon
>Extreme comfy hosts
Im really fucking happy treehouse became a thing, no matter how good/decent Nintendo's E3 was, Treehouse was always there to give us a 10/10 moment
it's supposed to signify good sportsmanship
the tall smart one is younger and looks up to the small loud one
I think it was because there was multiple splatoon threads at once.
I still have OC from those threads. What an amazing time. Even though we were confused as fuck that the guy from Animal Crossing was pretending to be a scientist and doing squid hands, everybody knew it was something spedial.
Anyone know who made OPs pic
do we move to this thread?
>spedial
Oh no I'm retarded. Meant special.
but pearl won why give the loser her crown
That thread's been up all day, surprised this one reached bump limit before they did.
I also love their logo and aesthetics.
Nah
marie is freakin hot bros what do i do when i fall in love with a video game character
I know it's shitposting since it's Yea Forums, but I can't imagine the mental state you have to be to do this shit unironically.
I mean it's not my thread. I chose it because it has less posts
based thread?