Why are South American videogame characters always Brazilian?

nips love brazil huh? what's up with that

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The largest nip population outside of actual nipland is in Brazil.

brazil has a huge japanese population.

>mexico
>south america
american education, everyone

/int/ posters? here?
hopefully they leave

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Because geography failing nips will only know about the country with the largest size and jap population
and boobs

Brazil has the biggest japanese diaspora of the world, so lots of jap descendants go to Japan, which leads to Japan being more familiar with brazilians

We need more indiazinha waifus

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No we just don't give a shit about anything south of the border.

Other countries haven't contributed anything except another South American Civil War and government corruption.

>Brasil is the only south american country with identity.
Rio is not Brasil.

Everything they will never be, also , it's kind easy to get a residential visa for nippon if you live in certain regions of Brasil, basically arranged marriage.

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>basically arranged marriage.
Exactly.
IIRC, you can get easily get a visa If you are a male nip descendant, from your mothers side, or if your wife is a nip descendant.

>The first colombian character in KOF
>She's just a brazilian dancer

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Green and yellow are great colors

I fucking hate this stereotype, with that said, I would breed with her

Is there any game that has a Pantanal or Caatinga as part of the Brazilian area? Because they are way cooler than jungles

>implying I’m American
Btw north or south you just called yourself a dumbass

It's like 1/3rd of the continent

Juralo por dieguito Maradona

As an Argentinian, I can assure you we have pretty much no redeeming qualities. There is literally no reason to add us to games. I think the same can be said for 100% of South America, honestly. We are incredibly fucking uninteresting.

Fuck off gaucho/cucklista.
But it's a shame we will never see one cangaceiro cabra da peste, top tier character design, like pirates from the dunes.

Speak for yourself, Whitest Kid in South America.

Fifa have all the countries I guess they have all south american countries too.

Brazil is the only SA country with a relevant identity that is also pretty unique. All the brazilian culture just happened to be known by a lot of people all over the world, so they keep using it

Almost all of the other SA countries have their own culture which differs a lot and that is equal or even more richer than Brazil's, they just happen to not be relevant, and no one really cares

I've been all over SA (I live in Spain) and let me tell you, you can make whole games based on different cultures here and never run out of content/ideas

> the falkland islands
MALVINAS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's past your bedtime, kid

B-but you genocided 60 million natives and then fucked your nigger cattle!

Said the LEAF from SA.
Don't ever trust an Argentinian, ever.

>why are most representatives of a region from the most populous and well known country in it?

well that answers itself doesnt it

>Use to hate brazilians
>Find out they're all huge into Toku & retro anime
I have never 180d so hard.

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Fucking sunfag

Kano has a cangaceiro skin in mortal kombat 11. It sucks

Don't you ever talk about our country like that again, faggot

Thank you TV Manchete!
youtube.com/watch?v=_0R21csKPUw

Sorry, I believe in good grooming.
It's only 9:30 P.M. and it's winter break, so no.
Ah yes, the blind patriotic retard who still has faith in the corrupt broken mess that is our country. What's the matter, don't have European descendence so can't move out of this shithole?

youtu.be/bpNkYp-b54k

brazil and mexico are the only two relevant latin countries

Oh shit, kek.
Thanks user.

They are brazilian even when they're not from Brazil.

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>no glorious white as fuck southern cone character

Because Capoeira is the most promeninent South American "fighting style."

It's because Brazil has the largest Japanese community outside of Japan

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Pele

>Venezuela
Does starving to death count as an "identity"?

bue cortala un poco Santos ya paso el 25 de mayo

Glorious venezuelan character

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because japan thinks only mexico and brazil exist

Actually yuros do too

most am*ricans as well tbqh

I'm from Rio. There are no japs here, but chinese people working under subhuman conditions there are plenty

>chinese working under subhumans
Don't be so hard on yourself man

>Assuming this much over a silly joke

It's full of retards like you here so don't come back

the japs gather in são paulo and paraná

There's plenty here in SP.
And Chinese, and Koreans, and Angolans.

>60 million natives
That's a tough statement Can you prove it?

Yeah it's called every scientific study on the subject ever

>chinese people working under subhuman conditions there are plenty
Just like everywhere in the world.

Is that why so many native Brazilians are weebs?

This is Central America

Holy Shit

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There are like 400 million people in South America, and like half of those people live in Brazil.

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Why do all your women look like men?

youtube.com/watch?v=GnRhvL00IAw

Is this breed an actual thing and where can I get more?

we all have to thank the Weebiest Brazillian that was ever born

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Corre corre da cidade grande

youtube.com/watch?v=0GvS5nEdoeU
Have at thee.

LMAO you're a fucking retard. We have no idea how many people lived here before Eurofags started killing everyone. Every number you can pull out of your gaping ass is literally a guess.

I was kidding by the way, I think I've met like one Brazilian weeb in my entire life and he was pretty nice too

>Eurofags started killing everyone
Yeah the people who started your country

F

peru

it's litterally one of the world's major 6 cradles of civilization

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Faggots, still

yes, in fact the Portuguese began to fuck as soon as they arrived, has a historical document detailing how Native pussy is best pussy ...

Disgusting smelly indians. They're the same as mexicans but less relevant

cope

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one day, they'll grow tired of the "tanned skin, braided hair" stereotype

The very first letter from Brazil to Portugal talked about how good native pussy was.

We know what we fucking like broski. Evangelize and breed.

>Native American Character
>Howgh, muh ancestors, muh spirit animals, muh facepaint and feathers, DUDE WEED
Fuck that, and I'm 1/8th Washoe and I want a rich, dickass casino owner that capitalizes on tourist gullibility by making up a bunch of bullshit, afterwards downing as much alcohol as humanly possible.

can you name another county?

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>nigger cope

>tfw ultra-militarist Gurani waifu
>tfw no Colombian drug Lord pal
>tfw no gaucho bro from the Pampas

They are almost extinct

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Rather, they were never attractive and what you're posting is 1/10,000 natives

Because Argentina is white

>literally doesn’t even list Africa
Nice user

>El Salvador
>never any relevancy in video games at ALL
I think it was mentioned in Peace Walker when talking about Central América but that's literally it.

Because brazil is the best shithole in SA. They somehow managed the olympics

>south americans aren't african
Cope

that can be applied to every race

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>They somehow managed the olympics
Where do I begin...

Mongoloids are the ugliest race on the planet

Mexico is north America you dumb fucking retard

Most of them are mongrel now and what's left is the not attractive ones.

Well the pools were green and tested for poo but no one died right

They must have like half the entire SA population so I guess that's why.

Brazil has a huge weeb fanbase and it's the country with the biggest Japanese population in the world, aside from Japan

The only purpose of the Olympics, World Cup and Pan American games way back in 2007 was money laundering.

I don't know where people got the idea that there are only three counties in North America. There are 23 sovereign countries in North America:

United States, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Haiti, Panama, El Salvador, Antigua and Barbuda, The Bahamas, Dominica, Barbados, Grenada, Belize, Dominican Republic, Trinidad and Tobago, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia , Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.

Then some bullshit faggot ones that are owned by more important countries like Welfare Island (Puerto Rico), Criminal Islands (Cayman), or We Kept Killing Tourists So No One Comes Here Anymore (Bermuda), etc etc.

youtube.com/watch?v=EKbcu0ORhuA

RYUKENDOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wonder how ugly Brazilian/jap people are

;^)

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she looks like my gf but a bit darker

there is sam from mgr

The fuck are those proportions?

There's a lot of mexican characters though

it's the brazilian way my gringo, we are the master race

Did you guys fuck a bunch of nagas or something?

BR genetics

we fuck everything give them love and samba, god does the rest

youtube.com/watch?v=T-xmKYXF_qE

BIG BUNDAS FOR EVERYONE

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I prefer Mexicans vidya characters over Brazilians ones

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Mexicans are always energetic, fun characters. Ironic considering how mexicans are in real life.

Are you doing a psyop to trick white people to move to brazil so you can rob and murder them from whatever shithole you subsist in?

Is Leona BR? Wasn't she found in the middle of Amazon by Heidern?

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i don't need to, they always come out of free will

They weren't enough. Last night I got mugged by a niggerindio. Fuck this shithole and it's shit people

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>Amazonas
This is good tho

Not, their population is the fastest growing one in the Americas

Yeah, God forbid them from doing something original, refreshing or surprising!

Mexicans are fun, social people.

A shame that there are evil ones.

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good lord i wanna fug that 3D anime girl

We need some gaucho representation. I guess dancing around like a literal retarded monkey is more impressive to the japs than just stabbing

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T. Zurdito de mierda

So you don’t even deny that you people live by robbing and murdering. It’s good that a monkey like yourself knows that you’re scum.

*Ooks angrily*

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Wouldn't that be BJJ? Even has B in the name.

It's because people equate North America with Anglo-America and South America with Latin America.

lol what the fuck

What’s there to be mad about? I’m not the one who has to worry day by day about being able to steal enough to make it another day.

Getulio Vargas.

Funny how everytime there is a Brazil thread some foreign user that hates brazilians ends up liking brazilians.
And when it's a Argentina thread, everyone ends up hating Argentinians.

Also, Brazil gave us the best power metal band ever.
youtu.be/N8uH2kmun60

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There are Argentina threads? Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=EHapAsmvGEU

Stopped replying directly but tries to save face and fails hard. Keep coping monkey

youtube.com/watch?v=SFdEkqHvCr0

Boa noite rapaziada

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Being br is truly a painful existence

oh shit this nigga fucking out the car!
please tell me there is a backstory to this!
please reply!

>pic related best BR in gaming (male)

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>all these stupid fucking queers calling Mexico “South American”

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You can see the handle in his hand ass he's falling. Stupid asshole broke it off. Probably brain damaged at least

>that monica
LMAO

Anything that isn't Brazil is irrelevant to us

We only acknowledge certain countries like Argentina and Venezuela as a joke

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Queensryche is great but not as majestic as early Angra. Shame Andre Matos moved on.

I'm spanish you stupid sudaca.

piri piririiiii

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because it's the only mildly interesting part about south america

But that's not pc, user!

>Bundas in every game
>Not a single Brazilian gostosa safada tranny on any game

Laura is that, minus the dick

Holy fuck, I didn't know he died. RIP
youtu.be/6kig5JYCCUo?list=PLU958uLXBwSHuK4jl3vgHiMw1qy1rHjsc

cerra el orto

Why do artists put actual brand logos into their pics? If they want to make it seem more 'realistic' why don't they make up some random logo, or maybe even their artist name there instead?

I had a toy for Jupiter, loved it when i was a kid

Yeah it caught me off guard too, he was not that old. Apparently it was a heart attack.
He reunited with Shaman before dying but it's a fucking shame he didn't get the chance to make amends with Angra.

youtu.be/yLv5PUqcd6g

Maybe Nike payed him

What, you don't like Nike?
youtube.com/watch?v=IACOZCaiEkg

Because as far as japan cares, south america consists of:
>Brazil
Haha carnaval and amazons
>Mexico
Haha tacos and mariachis and flamenco bullfighters
>Spain
Haha tacos and mariachis and flamenco bullfighters

he died

I know that she really does look like a Brazilian tranny but i would like a fighting game character directly based on, and voiced by Bruna Butterfly, Jane Marie or my favorite: Yasmin Dornelles. That would be a dream come true

>south america
>spain
What? Japs are not dumb enough to think Spain is a south american country

The vast majority of the population is too dumb to browse this site, let that sink in for a second.

Do tell me. I have some decent money to spend, no strings attached and nothing to do with my life other than making vidya, I was gonna move into EU, but might as well actually go to Japan.

user, browsing this shithole is not exactly a sign of intelligence...

Exactly.

Apparently the only representative thing we have here are drug cartels and Pablo Escobar. Shit man.

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Piece of shit nigger Americans, Perú, Chile, Ecuador, and Bolivia have more identity in just a square meter of their land that the entirity of the USA, they are the ancient Tahuantitsuyo, the Inca Empire.

Zarina is Colombian

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That sucks man.
But seriously, if I want to learn maybe one thing about your country that is not drug related, what is that? No, seriously, whats something interesting about your country, I'd like to learn more.

Brazil was the south american country that made more presence in american and japanese media, the former since WWII and the latter because immigrants I guess.

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exactly, now put both your and my statement as correct and draw the conclusion

callate bobo, jugar como un gaucho e ir matando indios estaría re piola

>Why are South American videogame characters always Brazilian?

Because most of South America is an irrelevant shithole, I mean, Brazil is certainly one too but they have created some kind of weird subculture like favelas, samba, carnival, etc.

The rest of South America is wholly irrelevant

Argentina: Country obsessed with football and thinking they're Europeans, kek

Chile: Land only known for earthquakes and being one of the least shitholes in SA

Uruguay: A Province of Argentina

Venezuela: Mad Max country

Bolivia: Poorer Peru

Peru: Used to have some cool Inca stuff but nobody cares for them, people find Mayans and Aztecs more interesting

SA is a sterile boring land

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I'm not Colombian but, coffee.

>Argentina: Country obsessed with football
Everyone from LATAM is obsessed with football

I really want a game set in the savannas of Guyana

whiter than you vinicius

cuck

lel I didn't know about it

youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tE9TS5vxk

Looks kinda cool desu

I don't know man, popular media and videogames have conditioned me to think that green and yellow is brazil. Even her name sounds more Brazilian than Colombian.

Well, this country has very amazing places, Caño Cristales is beautiful. Simon Bolivar (even though he was from Venezuela) freed tons of towns in the so called Ruta Libertadora that you can do, visiting all the towns he saved and stuff.

Niggers are retarded by nature and when they Chimp out they are a danger even for themselves, the black man right there was happy because his brother was getting graduated, he started chimping out and did that stupid thing you saw in the video, he died.

If it wasn't for all the races of the world trying to help niggers they would certainly exterminate themselves in a chimp out.

What about Trajes Fatais?
youtube.com/watch?v=mWM7hmcecJQ

Colombia seems pretty interesting what with the cartel history.

basado y rojopillado, gracias user

Just because you goddamn idiot want to be like an european doesn't mean that the rest thinks that way

my best friend is from Brazil and I can connfirm she's a massive weeb

Kinda

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHE

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well, except for the shitty politics and violence our country is beautiful, full of interesting animals, places and hot women, of course the japs would choose it instead of something depressing like Venezuela.

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Ignorant fucking bastard. Stupid questions and statements that brush widely over us make me despise you more every day. You're truly more ignorant than you claim us to be.

Uruguay aka cisplatina is rigtiful brazilian clay

Because brazil is cool.the others aren't. Simple as.

I thought that was Jamaica.

I dunno man. As an American, I find the history of Central and Southern America very fascinating and rich. Seems to me like further American and European influence is snuffing out the indigenous history and lore of the nations south of us, but there's a lot to find interesting. Certainly enough to satisfy the curiosities of some nip game dev.

This

OOGA BOOGA UMA DELICIA *APE SOUNDS*

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You know, it really says a lot about this country's inferiority complex when we are the most well represented and popular country of south america and yet most posters still are attention whores who need constant validation and never miss the opportunity to go all "LOOK AT ME, GRINGO!!!! PLEASE TELL ME WE ARE RELEVANT!!!! PLEASEEEE!!!!"
It's so pathetic.

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I want to marry and impregnate a Brazilian girl

>The rest of South America is wholly irrelevant
>Argentina: Country obsessed with football and thinking they're Europeans, kek
decently high-GDP country with some of the most varied terrain on the continent, they have cowboys and mini ostriches
>Chile: Land only known for earthquakes and being one of the least shitholes in SA
put them in a Victorian era game and they're an economic powerhouse and immigrant magnet due to their bird shit reserves

adam?

We need more Paraguayans in vidya.

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Why haven't you already?

Isn't Brazil the capitol of South America+

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As a Brazilian, I really like Green and Yellow. They could add the blue and white every now and then for variations, though

FAÇA ELEVAR!

PUPAPEEPOO

>We fuck everything give them love and samba, god does the rest

Amém.

She'd get a passport from the Brazilian government if she requested, so Brazilian enough

not shown in this picture: hairy as fuck

looks more like a pirate to be honest

OLHA A PEIXEIRA!

It can't be that hard. Women are the majority in Brazil.

youtube.com/watch?v=62vWnRXuKFM

And then he went on to become a Chinese products warehouse for South America for the rest of its days.

Because Brazil is the only economically relevant country in South America.
Actually the country is doing about well now and was doing way good before Dilma was in charge.

As for KOF, the game is popular in Mexico and Colombia, that's about it.

Argentina and Chile are jealous poor country that are slightly above tthe rest of this continent that are all uniquevocably beyond trash holes.

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Because Rio De Janeiro is like the NYC of South America and all the countries surrounding Brazil are like flyover states, including the rest of Brazil that's not Rio.

And also because it's the only country that doesn't speak Spanish.
Nobody wants to listen to Hispanic characters jibber jabbering in their annoying language.

fucking central America can be a gold mine for settings with all those jungle/mountain/ and Mayan terrains. but no, they stick with mexishits and their cartels

youtube.com/watch?v=kC9-bfsNne8

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Name all 50 states in America without looking. Bet you can't do it.

shame on you faggot
you deserve nothing good anyways

post good brazilian music
youtube.com/watch?v=zsFSHg2hxbc

Based brazilians doing better adaptations than Hollywood
youtube.com/watch?v=DpHrmPzEEMg

Not much of a song as a poem, but Letícia's interpretation of the song is absolutely beautiful:
youtube.com/watch?v=OJrWg98pXq4

I remember reading somewhere that the boy graduated that day and he was celebrating, dindu was so happy he broke the handle, and died right there on the spot

youtube.com/watch?v=E1tOV7y94DY

isnt there more than 50?

Since the other user posted Angra and Shaman, I'm gonna post Viper and Virgo in honor of the late Andre Matos

youtube.com/watch?v=XES1lyahd34
youtube.com/watch?v=qBxPFyGcbv0

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>As for KOF, the game is popular in Mexico and Colombia, that's about it.

Bullshit, KOF is more popular than street fighter here in chile

youtube.com/watch?v=Mi9haKLy8fU
Obligatory national anthem.

You guys have pure Welsh colonies that are more Welsh than modern day Wales.

I thought most of that shit was called Central America.

Arretado and vermelhopilled
>tfw too beta and awkward to dance forro with the girls.
Fuck my life. Also
youtube.com/watch?v=mNwMftzVahA

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Because they aren't Latinos.

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it's easy to make a brown character and slap green and yellow on them and have them instantly be recognizable as a BR
what the fuck does a peruvian look like

>when Metal meets Baião

youtube.com/watch?v=-pUSyhSd1r0
youtube.com/watch?v=LW9O0U3JyYE
youtube.com/watch?v=LW9O0U3JyYE

even the president is a weeb

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And so is the next president after him

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WTF I LOVE BRAZIL NOW

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Nope.

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would you play as an Argentinian samurai?

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you're right theres a disturbing lack of ponchos in games

Reminder that Samuel Rodriges AKA Jetstream Sam AKA Minuano is the best Brazilian character in video games.
Weeb from the South without black skin and one of the most skillful and capable man from the entire Metal Gear universe, better than Big Fraud.

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youtube.com/watch?v=W5ZCxHBh28k

>MGR2 never ever
>Sam won't ever come back
Imagine if theyd bring him back as a full borg in MGR2, Sam and Raiden could play buddy cops

>the virgin portenho vs the chad provinciano

youtube.com/watch?v=LyXUHoSCL0A

Huepresentation.

>from the south
Wasn't his father killed by favela gangsters? Sam must be from Rio or Sao Paulo

youtu.be/T1DauD4K_DM

Malvinas no existe negro narigón

>those genre transitions
good shit

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You're delusional if you think they teach any of them in any school outside of the US. Only like five of them really matter anyway, lol.

>Samuel Rodrigues was descended from a long line of swordsmen, dating back to 16th century Japan
>Sam's father was eventually killed by one of his pupils, with one of the drug cartels being rumored to have been involved for reasons and methods unknown, although not before Sam personally inherited his Murasama blade from his father. He then left Brazil, presumably to train, and eventually returned to kill the pupil in question before leaving Brazil permanently.
Maybe SP because of its large nip community, but not Rio
But his "wind of destruction" nickname used to be Minuano, which are southern brazilian winds.

>this has not been posted yet
youtube.com/watch?v=XFCGR6203BY

Here, anons, have a true brazilian song.

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There was literally a Japanese president in Peru.

Finalmente user preso em 2005 para achar UDR engraçado

Dumb

Living in usa right now and can confirm that gringos are dumb as shit

Be glad that your 3rd world shithole is even mentioned at all, you dumb huemonkeys.

>beaners dont learn about burger states because only a handful are relevant
>burgers dont learn about beaner countries because only a handful are relevant
wow

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During WW2 many japanese came here for refuge. They settled and built a stronk community. We have seasonal japanese festival many times a year.

basado

I believe a brazilian bought the set costumes when the show ended.

Easy, Bra has the most Jap expats. FFS stop being so autistic.

IIRC some dude wanted to make a brazilian version of the show, had the costumes and all

Seeth

Ok Obama. You and your '57' states

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Probably because Brazil's the largest country in South America and takes up nearly 50% of the continent, user.

I want a Brazilian fighter in MK. girl or boy doesn't matter. Ed Boon needs to keep this trope going.

>he thinks brazilians still care about that after they beat germany in the olympics
Hues and krauts are bros now, dig this
youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI2i2btO_0

COPE

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>TFW no Psycho Soldier Pinochet or Galvarino "wolverine"

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Now we are talking.
>The ´´Ah Eu to Maluco!`` become a national meme (before we even know what meme is)Thanks to this anime.

Good times

Brazil is to latin america what US is to north america

I'm glad people don't give a shit about us chileans. well, most people but riffraff from the Caribbean.

cringe.

Because Videogames are for gay virgins so Brazilians feel right at home. T. Aryan Argentinian who has sex

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Brazil is 49% of South American population
Brazil is 48% of South American population
Rio is the most famous city southwards from New York City.

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NO FOOD LOL

Based

COME TO BRAZIL AND FUCK MEXSHITCANS

Aren't Japanese Brazilians already somehow mixed?

fun fact: portuguese is the most spoken language in South America

Unironically this.

They're all irrelevant third world shitholes so does it really matter that much

Plebian: muh one with nature sterotypes
Contrarian: Modern sterotypes/casino shit like you posted
Patrician: Actually accurately representing the given cultural group
God tier: Speculatory representation of if the culture never got fucked by colonizers and modernized

Los Angeles and Miami are south of New York and probably a lot more famous than Rio.

That's something more akin to americans and their broken education system

Biggest population so it pays to pander to them

Why do they always make brazilian girls with big boobs but in reality they have no boobs?

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No but we try to be

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"Central America" isn't an official landmass. It's like Eurasia.

why do people of brazil have electric powers or are super fast

Have you not seen some Brazilian honkers?

>Sam chopped up a bunch of favela fuckers armed with M16s while he himself only had the old katana and some basic body armor
Kinda sad we didn't get to see a similar chimpout in his DLC.

Isn't Resident Evil 4 set in El Salvador?

Didn't that happen & they used the suits for a Circus show?

>be Brazilian
>get murdered

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Because all fighting games have some sort of "world martial arts tournament" framing and japanese developers want a token south american character so they just pick the biggest/well known country. Same reason why there are a few russian and egyptian characters but you'll never see an ukranian or lybian one.

The weeb fad began here because a studio exec on a subs company was a second/third gen Jap. He started buying and localizing all sorts of anime and toku and other sub companies followed suit. On top of that, this show were aired on open TV.

>1996
>Be me, 6yo
>Get home 6pm from school
>Watch animes/toku while eating pão com mortadela
I was so happy.

Everyone I've ever met from South America was from Brazil. Maybe the others need to get out more.

Because we use pic related to take shower.

Unspecified part of Europe that speaks spanish.

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big booty brasilenas

it's not fair bros

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This. Everybody likes anime and tokusatsu here because they've watched it as a kid on tv..

>Be br
>be white
>Americans seeth just by me existing

Feels good.

is more safe to live in rio than in detroid

>tokusatsu
Mostly people in their mid 20s to early 40s, from what I've seen brazilian zoomers are into boku no hero and uh, fullmetal alchemist I guess

pecho frio

Yeah, zoomers are trash regardless of the country.

>meanwhile in brazil
streamable.com/xtj2e

Dunno about boku no hero but fullmetal alchemist is cool, I used to watch it on Animax back in the 00s

Mexico is the only relevant one

Mexico has the cheapest vidya prices in Latin America and the most affordable ones

Mexico is also the Latam country that had contributed the most to videogames

Just last year, we had the best indie game according to Suda51, it was so popular in Japan that it's getting a physical release via Play-Asia

gamefragger.com/multiplatform/suda51-thinks-pato-box-is-the-best-independent-game-of-2018-a10857

destructoid.com/pato-box-gets-a-physical-release-on-ps-vita-and-nintendo-switch-545217.phtml

Guacamelee main creator and programmer is Mexican and it's a very successful indie games, it's getting a physical release

We have Kerbal Space Program, the best selling Latin American game on Steam and the most successful one, it has sold over 3 or 4 million copies

store.steampowered.com/curator/6873594-Latin-American-Games-Juegos-hechos-en-Am/?appid=263980

The first videogame Latin American company is Mexican and it's called EVOGA, they worked with SNK

We had AAA Lucha Libre which is arguably the Latin American game with the biggest budget ever

Also we have created some games for PC and PS4 too

youtube.com/watch?v=G69jUWW7etM

youtube.com/watch?v=hNN1Zk_ss4g

youtube.com/watch?v=lwc0I7F7PS8

youtube.com/watch?v=LwVCRTKnIMo

youtube.com/watch?v=cGxFuZFiIeM

youtube.com/watch?v=GE5IzoNnDCU

This one came to Switch/Xbone/PS4 and PC and got good reception, it's the best selling Latin American game on Nintendo e-shop and it's being published in Asia too

youtube.com/watch?v=6XpatO5lafQ

levelup.com/noticias/490061/Mulaka-el-videojuego-mexicano-sera-distribuido-en-Asia

Not to mention that we have one of the best KOF AND SMASH players in the world

The guy who beat all licensed NES game is Mexican:

twitter.com/TheMexicanRuner/status/905763949127327745?s=19

Also, Mexico is the biggest vidya market in Latin America.

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Because Japan and Brazil have a great (forgotten) relationship thanks to immigration.

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if mexico is so good why the fuck you people want to leave for america?

We had a huge crisis in the 70s and 90s forcing many people to migrate to U.S

Currently, more Mexicans are coming back, net migration flow is zero

rent free

unfortunately yes
but i believe in you burgers, you can still control the nigs somehow

Yes, my latin american cousin that was born and grew in USA is dumb like a gringo, holy shit

>kills most of your male population
nada pessoal...garoto

youtube.com/watch?v=IWIhGM4SDZ0

SAIGO NO SAIGO NO SAIGO MANEMA KANEMA CHING CHONG

>zika
>favela
>sopa di macaca
>56%
>game pirates
>top homicides
>7x1
>top trannies
>top rape
>top corruption
>poo rivers
>poor as fuck
>shit internet
>shit gamers
>portuguese "language"
>music sounds like AIDS
>food looks like vomit
>sweets are basically pure sugar
>army's a joke
>actual jokes are unfun jackassery
>pollution
>AIDS
>Dengue
>measles
>filthy cities
>ppl living inside trash dumps
>middle class thinks it's elite
>whites think they are european
>poors are dishonest, miscreants and thieves
>huehuehue
>"br" in the name

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This sounds like a brazilian La Cuca (mexican band)

They are the most relevant and powerful nation on south america.
It's like asking why americans show up more in games than canadian their beta cousins.

>game pirates

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youtube.com/watch?v=0_3Qtw4Pze8

what even happened to brasil and south america in general
it was a nice place till like the 80s. and then it turned into a massive shithole

Corrupt politicians and police took over

I love this picture. I wish there was an open world game about being a Portuguese Bandeirante braving the new world and "civilizing" the savages.

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t. neckless cabeça-chata nigger

who the fuck even wears green and yellow?

nerman

They're nice colors but everyone who wears them is an idiot or the national football team

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Let me tell you an interesting piece of knowledge: Uruguay is a rebel Brazilian province that broke off. We're still waiting for the right moment to bring them back.

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fuck you mexican

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Only 3 aren't majorly populated by shitskins

Except the native women of the south america have terrible bodies. They have no curves and they're somehow chubby at the same time.

Bolsonaro is dumb as hell but he knows how go get the mass to like him

>They have no curves
lolno

>cute, slender women with slightly dark skin and long, smooth hair are not attractive
I am sorry user but I think you might have the gay.

He's very charismatic. His sons are not and that's why they will fail. He wants to turn his family into a political clan but it will not work.

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>that pic
>tfw you're a guy and you have this body
CURSE MY NATIVE GENES

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You know what to do

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How do I get a tall br wife?

I pass better than any motherfucking white tranny. I ain't taking no fucking mones. GIVE ME NORDIC HUNKS GODDAMN IT.

Funny that you need a Visa to visit Japan if you're Brazilian, and you don't need one if you're Argentinian

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>one of the 6 oldest civilizations on Earth.
>built the largest pre-columbian empire in the Americas
>capital of the Spanish Empire in the conquistador era
>epicenter of immigration to the Americas until the 19th century and the US Civil War
>literally had a Japanese (possibly illegal) president

>... and the world still barely knows who you are.

Being a conquered people sucks mang. Don't let it happen to you.

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You're mistaking people from Brazil with people from the Caribbean.

Mexico is the only country in America that can travel to Japan without Visa for six months

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Based Mexico, Argentina, Chile and Uruguay
>b...but the japs love us brazilians!!
LMAO OH NONONONONO

Japs love mexicans, they even try to imitate cholos

wearelatinlive.com/article/12995/japanese-cholos-check-out-japans-intense-chicano-subculture

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I think people sorely underestimate how low the standards on women were for 15th century European men.

imagine needing a Visa to visit Japan
lmao

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Dumb mexicans

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Is /int/ always this obsessed? Oh right, yes.

>15 days visa free
huh, never knew. guess I'll go there sometime.

lolno I HAVE that body, I have SEEN a lot of girls with that body, fuck I have pictures of my mom in a bikini and she had just the same body, that's the body type of native americans of brazil

you still need a Visa to visit Japan, you dumb hue monkey, unlike other based countries in latin america that don't need one
Japs don't love you

>I have pictures of my mom in a bikini and she had just the same body
user, don't leave me hanging...

Those people live here.

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brazil is great okay.

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>TSUUUUUUUU'D

because it's the only country whose culture is somewhat likeable
>mexico
cartels beheading people and tacos
>brazil
carnival and soccer
>argentina
cocaine

cope harder and go pay for that visa

MUH Japanese population

Mexico has deeper ties and cultural ones with Japan

México is Japan's most important friend and trading partner

There are more Mexican representation in Japanese films, games, anime, etc than Brazilian

Kill yourself monkey

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because none of you fucks are relevant other wise

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Imagine being cocky because his country is part of some trade agreement, mexishits are the worse. You guys are good at nothing and completely unremarkable.

lol, you know what, I might actually do it one day.

This is the body type you're defending.
Nothing slender, no curves.

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What would it be like to fuck a native? I've asked my friends this question and they told me it would probably be a lot of "fucking a homeless person, it would definitely stink" but those people never struck me as being smelly. If anything they are always clean and bathed.

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>we trust you and we like you, so you can come freely without needing any extra paperwork or payment, my good latin fren :)
>no, you're a subhuman monkey, we don't trust you, go make that visa and pay us ok?
makes you think
I'm argentinian, cope harder

real life isn't like your cartoon fantasies, kid.

>There are more Mexican representation in Japanese films, games, anime, etc than Brazilian

Imagine actually believing this,kek.

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imagine needing a visa for travel

It's true

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Because is a freaking huge country ? i don't know

he's not wrong tho.
suga meu pau, fdp

fuck the chinks

Nonono those are Colombian mountainiggers, nobody likes those. It's not the same ethnicity. The Brazilian indigenous that you see huezillian post are different.

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>Mexico has deeper ties and cultural ones with Japan

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>h-he thinks brazilians c-care about t-that
ok champ

mexicans can't afford to travel to japan lol

>Mexican representation is just sombreros

yikes

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ITT: delusional hues that think japs care about them

Nope. I live here. I've read the historical letters, I've seen the paintings. Shit, you can find pictures from the late 1800s confirming what I said.

I wonder how Japan's Mexico equivalent turned out to be Brazil, almost half a world away

cope harder
keep the tears flowing visalet monkey

What's with these mexicucks and their obsession with fighting over Japan's affection with Brazil?

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Nah, I know for a fact japs don't care. In fact, they consider japs that run away from WW2 (by going to Brazil) and their descendants to be subhuman trash.

says the monkey that needs a visa because Japan doesn't trust them, unlike Mexicans, Argentinians, Chileans and Uruguayans.

>pocket man dumb!
He was the first President to be elected without slush funds, without huge advertising expenses, without buying votes.

He was the first President not to negotiate his ministries with the legislative branch.

Reduced the number of ministries to 22.

Appointed minister Sérgio Moro, the first Minister of Justice with proven experience in the fight against PSDB-PT corruption who robbed Brazil.

First President to choose the majority of its ministers based on technical requirements.

Signed a decree imposing technical criteria on the occupation of positions in commission and functions commissioned in the federal administration, including municipalities and foundations. The measure reaches more than 24,000 positions.

Gave total autonomy to Paulo Guedes in the fight against the thousands of frauds that were installed during years in the public machine.

He chose a Minister of Education willing to rescue Science and Exacts teaching, committed to ending Marxist brainwashing in schools.

He chose a Foreign Minister committed to defending the interests of the Brazilian people and rescuing the sovereignty of Brazil.

Concluded a commercial agreement with the European Union, which increases our potential markets by 1,000%.

In the first days, dismissed 320 "commissioned" jobs only in the Civil House, obtained a saving of R$ 1.8 billion.

Sacked another 21,000 "commissioned" jobs with an economy for the Brazilian people estimated at R$ 160 billion.

Carried out 23 auctions of ports, airports and railways in six months. In total, more than R$ 7 billion were raised.

Promoting internal tourism.

Signed provisional measure of Economic Freedom to debureaucratize startups.

The Senate has approved extended possession of firearms on rural properties, which allows you to have a firearm to defend yourself not only in the residence, but throughout the rural property.

He assisted in the extradition of Cesare Battisti, a communist terrorist who was protected by previous governments.

Allowed companies and the government itself to keep digitized and no longer printed documents for 5, 10 or 20 years. This will save R$ 466 million per year in the Federal Government alone, and probably R$ 40 billion in the next 10 years in companies, NGOs, churches, etc.

Controlled the IBAMA fines industry, which reached R$ 4 billion per year.

Reduced land invasions that inhibited new investments in the agricultural sector from 43 raids a year in 2018 to one in 2019.

Demanded the return of R$ 126 billion from BNDES, which in previous governments were used to promote growth in other countries (Angola, Cuba and Venezuela), to the detriment of Brazil, without authorization from Congress.

Left contract that paid Cuba R$ 11,500 per Cuban doctor, while they received only R$ 3,000 per month in slavery. Saving for Brazil R$ 11 billion that financed the Cuban Communist Dictatorship.

Bolsonaro signed an act that removes any secrecy from credit operations involving public funds from BNDES, Caixa, BB allowing inspection by the TCU.

Justice Minister proposes new Anti-Corruption Laws. That in previous governments were only empty electoral discourses.

Combating organized crime, transferring the chiefs of the main factions to Federal Prisons in total isolation.

Cut off billions from state propaganda, which was the way previous governments bought the press, in a totally undemocratic practice.

Extinguished 700 working groups, boards, and management committees that were, in essence, PT's job hangers.

He demanded that Petrobras cuts costs, estimated at R$ 3 billion, which will be passed on as a cut in prices.

Combating the use of Brazilian Culture for political and non-cultural purposes by reducing the Rouanet Law for already rich and consecrated artists, giving priority to beginning artists.

Unironically kill yourself dumb bolsocuck

The First President to propose a Pension Reform that actually reduces expenses and abuses, instead of postponing them as Socialist FHC did with the Social Security Factor.

He introduced the 13th payment to Bolsa Senpaiília, contrary to what other candidates said in their campaigns that Bolsonaro would end the Bolsa Senpaiília.

Homicides and violent crimes had a reduction of approximately 25% compared to 2018 across the country.

Bolsonaro asks to join the OECD, a block of mutual value cooperation. When previous governments joined us in the communist bloc of the São Paulo Forum, and in the Bolivarian Nation, where we lost a Refinery to Bolivia.

Bolsonaro faces the lobby of the five oligopolistic banks and creates the Simple Credit Company, which will be 10,000 mini banks competing with the big ones. It is the beginning of a competitive platform of Community Banks, like in the United States.

First President to investigate the BNDES black box. He dismisses Joaquim Levy who wanted to cover up his operations. It will be the biggest financial scandal in the history of the world, superior to the Lava Jato.

Eletrobras (Electrical utilities) began privatization, allowing new investments in one of the biggest bottlenecks in our economy.

Obtained an injunction that allows state companies to sell their illegally constituted "subsidiaries" without obtaining the prior authorization of Congress to do so.

Proposed to reduce income tax of companies that reinvest their profits, and to create income tax for companies that distribute their profits. No previous president realized that taxing reinvested profits of companies is a shot in the foot on the future growth of taxes and Brazil.

Creates the Family Stimulus Program in Agriculture.

Implementation of the Desalination Technology Testing Center, very important to combat droughts in the Northeast.

>almost half a world away
Japan's antipode is literally Brazil, which is the joke these guys are making (shouting at the ground calling out for Brazilians)

DUMB AS HELL

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan–Mexico_relations

We don't have only sombreros, we have wrestlers, Aztecs, Mayans and demon hunters

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Creates the "Science in School" program to promote and improve scientific teaching and identify young talents in the sciences.

Encourages the National Science Olympiad where young inventors can show their ideas and be valued. Today we only value the Academy of Letters and its academics.

First to create an audit on INSS payments. It is expected that they will detect R$ 100 billion of frauds allowed by predecessors.

Sends Congress a Bill with the bases of Family and Community Education, where parents create nonprofit community schools and without State interference in the education of their own children.

Extinction of all vacant positions. If they are vague they are not necessary and would only be coveted by some party.

Demanded professionalization in financial positions in state financial institutions that were previously given to politicians without any financial qualification.

Created provisional measure prohibiting the judiciary from imposing clauses that did not figure in contracts between two people.

Sanctions the Positive Registry, benefiting the 130 million Brazilians who are good payers, reducing interest charged. Today we only have the Negative Registration that increases interest.

Opened the market to foreign airlines.

Vetted obligatory free baggage in flights, lowering costs for airlines.

Removed Visa requirement for visitors from the USA, Canada, Japan and Australia, increasing by 52% the issuance of tourist tickets from these countries.

Lowered cost of issuing a driving license and ended monopoly on medical exams for license renovations.

Cancelled R$45 million investment in a "native cryptocurrency".

germany, ireland and switzerland don't need a visa to stay for up to 6 months though

On SFV, for me is totally Laura bros

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

Oh my dear... my dear dear dear... such an extraordinary scent... such a dominant smell.. truly a pleasure for the nostrils to behold...

*sniffs*

Yes my lady.

*sniffs bigly*

Yes Yes Yes!!... if I could.. perhaps.. taste one, my dear? Oh please, please just one my dear? Please, I beg of you, just one more. With you squatting over my face, with your asshole right in my mouth... Just one...

*BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*plop*

*tastes inside of mouth*

Oh good heavens!

*tastes inside of mouth more*

Good heavens my dear! Heavens above that was a pungent one... That was indeed a pungent one... my my.. my my my..... you are something... you are truly something....?

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SUPPORT THAT EVIL FASCIST NAZI STOP IT

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There are several instances in anime where they crack jokes about Brazil being on the other side. If I remember right it happens once in Hayate no Gotoku(a joke about a sheltered girl thinking that the subway being a train going straight down) and in Sakamoto-san(falling into a trap and ending up in Brazil).

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and? we talking about Japan here. If Japan loves you so much, why does it put a wall between you and them?

muh dik

>Argentine character
>genocidal dictator who plays football
Every time.

are you retarded? you don't need a visa if you're german, swiss or irish, i don't need a visa

I never imagined I'd see the day that Whatsapp retardment crashed against /pol/ and fused into a particularly stupid beast, but there you are.

>ESPERA LÁ ESPERA LÁ
>*salga bacalhau*
>ENTÃO TAS A DIZER
>*assa sardinha*
>PERA LÁ
>*descasca tremoço*
>TU TÁS-ME A DIZER
>*derrota a Espanha*
>A DIZER QUE
>*recolhe cortiça*
>QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS
>*conquista ceuta*
>UMA ESPÉCIE DE
>*fatia chouriço*
>ÉRAMOS TIPO
>*navega os 7 mares*
>TIPO
>*penteia bigode*
>QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS
>*chega atrasado*
>ÉRAMOS ALGUM GÉNERO DE
>*pisa uvas*
>QUE NÓS
>*vende escravos*
>ÉRAMOS REIS E O CARALHO?
>*perde império e declara falência*

FUCK BOLSONARO

LULA LIVRE

Number 1: A Dead Corpse
Number 2-15: A Dead Corpse

You people understand that Visa requirements are based on more factors than just diplomatic ties, right? This is perhaps the most pointless discussion I've read on this board.

It's not even that difficult to get a visa.

>argie characters
>smug and cocky

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>stating facts is enough to whip leftards into a frenzy
lel

>all these long political posts and arguing about fucking japan and mexico
post more brazillians you fucking cucks

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ALSO MARIELLE VIVE

any /jp/ remember the ブラジル meme?

Based.

>n....needing a v....visa is not that b...bad!
COPE

>ブラジル
meant to type

Brazil is the only relevant SA country, you seen one youve seen them all

Maybe Chile and Argentina

Argentina is literally just south Brazil

Uruguay is NE Argentina. Brazil is southern Portugal.

>Facts
>Literally starts the list with bringing up his ministry choices, which are objectively worse than political favour bullshit because he chose genuinely brain dead people to please the common dullard like Damares and SPERGio Moro

>Multiple mentions of projects that had already been set-up during Dilma and Temer's administrations as if they were his credit

>Goes out of his way to frame things that actively buttfuck the common man as a positive thing

Your brain's been fried, little man

The 4 relevant countries from SA:
Brazil
Argentina
Chile
Uruguay
in that order

>which are objectively worse than political favour bullshit
Can you even name PT's science, justice and education ministers? You are literally braindead.

>Multiple mentions of projects that had already been set-up during Dilma and Temer's administrations as if they were his credit
>Goes out of his way to frame things that actively buttfuck the common man as a positive thing
Such as?

for reals tho, why do huebros need a visa, and argiebros, chilebros, and urubros don't?

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Bolso's ministers are by far the most competent and technical ones the country ever had, there's absolutely no question about this and you trying to deny it shows how stupid and petty you are.

Pick your main

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His brother graduated college and the guy was trying to do that car dancing thing that was popular like 5 years agoto celebrate and the handle broke off in his hand. (He's dead btw)

They probably consider Brazilians are more likely to stay as illegal immigrants than the rest of SA. Consider that there are literal millions of Nipo-brazilians that would immediately jump at the opportunity.

Brazil one-sidedly dropped Visas for Japan for up to 6 months the other month. Perhaps Japan will feel compelled to reciprocate in the near future.

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i'll go with rio grande do norte

I have the feeling that whoever made this did not like SP and RJ.

Minas-chan and Gaucha-chan are cute. Amapá seems deranged Mato Gross is smug as fuck.

God I fucking hate the brazilian monkeys.
They have a retarded language.
They always have this retarded sense of humor and expression on their faces.
They are always happy no matter what atrocities they see.
They kill, murder, rape, kidnap, steal, torture and so much more to any one person, even children!
They are far worse than Venezuela. Venezuela is killing themselves, this guys just kill everyone else.
This world would be a lot better without them.
Brazil is a dystopia.
Did you see demolition man? Remember the underground city? That's Brazil right now. Literally eating rat and dog and selling that to people.

Most relevant Latin American countries

Mexico
Brazil
Argentina
Colombia
Peru
Chile
Bolivia

South Brazil is based desu
They need to form their own nation and separate from the north, and join argies and urubros

não li nem lerei
lol get fucked lmao

NOOT NOOT

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I don't want to join a bankrupt, broken country and a dudeweed leftist shithole with skyrocketing rates of criminality.

baseado

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vale, ahora en serio, dónde está el oro, panchitos?

>get memed to elect a meme goverment
>calls others broken and criminals
ironic

lol no

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This.
The same thing has happened in Argentina with Macri. The guy keeps fucking us in the ass but his voters love it. It's insane.

That Rio de Janegro

>what the fuck does a peruvian look like
Usually lighter skin than many Hispanics
Sometimes some asian features since Peru has the most asian influence of any SA country
Usually very short

That episode is kino: Samba draws a knife and decapitates the English kid.

It's been years since I've been NOOT NOOT'd. Good times.

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>meme government that happens to be far better than anything before in recent history, with crime rates plummeting and the government passing bills and measures to drastically improve the economy in the medium and long term, with no populist "injections" to secure elections that in the end only fuck up the economy more like all previous governments did
The only positive thing is that Uruguay might elect a right-winger this year so they are salvageable, Argentina is lost, their problems run too deep.

>warn people about the future government being shit
>people dismiss it
>future government is elected
>they take stupid measures
>country goes to hell
>"I'LL VOTE THEM AGAIN"
People are retarded, right-wing governments have historically fucked up Argentina.

The part of land the nazi babies failed to genocide

I want to visit South America but don't want to get stabbed nor robbed.
Any advice?

Don't look like a gringo

Native Americans have almost no body hair, even men.

Go to Argentina. They're all white so you'll fit right in.

Don't get turned into glue

che pibe calmate un poco que nos haces quedar mal

Populist printing of money is what skyrocketed Argentina's inflation and weakened the peso you gigantic idiot.

The military dictatorship of Videla was what fucked up the country, retard. And we still have morons unironically supporting what he did, because "muh montoneros".

>pocketminions on Yea Forums

The cattle is at full throttle holy shit

how come Argies and Chileans love MMOs so much?

Give up, your god will rot in prison.

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Really? I've never seen a Argie in any mmo

It's safe as long as you stay within the civilized places. Stay where you can see other foreigners. Do not attempt any ecological trips or any trip that would take you too far inland.

Also, avoid Rio like the plague. There's nothing in there that you cannot see elsewhere and the whole state is a warzone.

Check this out: in Rio de Janeiro, the natives use a phone app that tells them which parts of the city are having shoot-outs. This information is necessary in real time because, at any moment, there are 10+ shootouts somewhere in the city. People can then rate them 1 to 5 depending on the intensity. It's THAT level of insanity.

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buy local clothes, football team jersey, pirated ofc (corinthians is the safest choice), cheap fabric shorts, if your going anywhere that isn't town centers leave cellphone home, don't bring your wallet anywhere, cash money and only low quantities

no sunglassess, watches or accesories that look expensive
DON'T GO TO RIO

Come to vitoria, we like you foreigners a lot

I have never seen so many spics triggered in one thread. This is like when they beheaded that soccer player for losing a game. Proof that the reason Yea Forums is so shit is because it's overrun with subhumans.

moar or post sauce

What? You want Chilians? Short guys with brads and tall dark hats?

>triggered
gringo

stop replying to cheap b8 retard

Pretty much this. Even if you know enough portuguese to be considered fluent, please take care when speaking it.
You'll be outed as a gringo in no time, possibly even selected as a target for a mugging. Then again, most of the time people will treat you nicer for it.
Disregard the no phones part, get a cheap burner one. You really don't want to be without any means of communication. Easier to let go with some of that pocket money if you're mugged too.

>argentina
>white
pick one and only one

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I'll always be amazed on their online presence, which seems impossible considering their shit internet

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