Join the Imperium.
Join the Imperium
Does becoming a Rogue Trader count?
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE CORPSE EMPEROR!
What can Imperial humans offer that a sexy blueberry can't?
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
I already joined Chaos thought
Felinids.
>Sacrificing thousands just so your citizens don't get the opportunity to gain eternal life and happiness
I think I'll pass
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on that chapter?
that's a funny way of spelling die horribly from chaos buttfucking
That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a traitor legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
Will there ever be a 40K game of the caliber of Space Marine?
You don’t become a rogue trader, you are born into it. The merit of trade is a grandfathered in license
>That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a loyal legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
t. Alpharius.
So I need a new grandfather, then.
That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a traitor legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
Reminder that Magnus, Angron, Alpharius and Perturabo did nothing wrong!
whats in their back packs?
I've been playing Xcom 2 with 40k mods installed. Sometimes it's awsome.
It's a big battery that powers and cools their armor.
I thought they were roided up so they could wear armor that doesnt need power
why are they taking orders from some normie fag?
Because it's Xcom 2.
No, they're carrying a nuclear reactor in that backpack so they never need to recharge it. They're also "roided up" so they can fuck aliens up.
>They had two primarchs
>imperium has cat pussy
ok i'm sold
i;m still a slaanesh boy though
Or did they?
can't forgive this gay turk for what he did to arik
Reminder that you’re getting a TV show.
>implying you have a choice whether to join or not
That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a traitor legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
Guess who's back?
That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a loyal legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
Warhammer 40k invented Bionicle
They're a traitor legion
There is no "joining", you're either, automatically part of the Imperium as part of being a human or you're a traitor
bionicle is about polynesian robots though
>Azariah Vidya
>Vidya
>there are people in this very thread who could be Alpharius
Buy Sisters.
That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a loyalist legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
Sorry taking so long because the file was too big.
When are we gonna play these guys?
>BR stea-, I mean, being gifted Chaos Relics is now canon
Part 4 where?
Embrace the Cult Mechanicus
>your own rifle leaks radiation and slowly kills you
nah
> Only played one 40k game
> It was Space Marine
Feels good bros
Leandros was right
>join the imperium
>be a labourer with no benefits or be meat bag front line sacrifice
>join chaos
>get mutated or be meat bag front line sacrifice
>join tau
>get involuntarily sterilized and be a labourer with no benefits
There is no fucking win
Based and mars-pilled
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>tattling to the inquisition instead of handling it within your chapter
Leandros literally ignored the codex when he didn't reported this to their Chaplain. Fucking hypocrite.
Is it true that Event Horizon is a 40k prequel?
How's there codex?
Reminder that the Emperor of Mankind is not a God, but a Man. Mankind does not need Gods, Gods are for the weak willed Xenos and those who have fallen to Chaos. Mankind can achieve anything and everything so long as they believe in Man, believe in themselves.
Trying to find a good pic but I found two pages with some fingers in the way. Want me to post it?
Nah i bought Chaos instead.
>it's a slice of life episode
>be Eldar
>get to follow your thirty or so different professional paths over the course of 50 comfy lifetimes
>your soul is on the verge of being swallowed by Slaanesh, but you're immortal anyway so it doesn't really matter
>be human inducted into a genestealer cult
>get sudden urge to spread your seed with the force of a thousand suns
>spend the rest of your life lovingly caring for your deformed monstrosity of a child
>be human in the IG
>spend most of your life on the way to your deployment zone
>when you arrive, turns out you're ten years too early anyway
>be ork
>enjoy the fuck out of all the war and destruction
>be Dark Eldar
>raep
It's pretty OK once you approach it with the right state of mind.
Based and loyalpilled.
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WHY ARE THE POSTS BLANK ?
Post it first, it's better than nothing, then post a better version if you ever find one.
That's just an Ultramarine, bro.
Okay here.
P.S: Those are not my fingers.
>cain is her instructor
Fund it.
give it back jamal
BASED Black templars
the best chapter
>thule canonically died in Retribution
>Fight the Necron Lord of Kronus
>Lose an eye
>Watch his close friend die
>Stand his ground and win the fight for his dead bro
>Years laters
>Fight off Tyranids
>Get permanently crippled
>Dies off screen in Retribution
Start at 4:42
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they have the best color scheme and motif. this makes them superior numerically and spiritually to all other factions in wh40k
That was never considered canon until now.
Would you buy?
>Astronomican dimmed and flickered out.
They're finally moving the setting forward? Where can I get a quick rundown on the new lore?
3
They have the best armor.
the chibis too
the 40k general on tg has a mega with most of the codex's, start there
I'm already a part of it, Emperor.
Yes
it feels nice being able to paint literally any model ever made as alpha legion and just say it's a proxy
They have moved it forward enough the Ultramarines Primarch is awake and pissed.
Cadia fell in the 13th black crusade, as in completely blew up, the resulting collapse of the necron pylons causes the eye of terror to tear the galaxy in two in the great rift, eldar and necrons helped the imperial survivors flee, eldar revive rowbot girlyman who leads a crusade back to terra to find the emperor in his current undead state, the admech asspulls hundreds of thousands of super space marines with better technology that help rowboat reclaim most stuff on their side of the imperium, which also has the light of the astronomicon and people there honestly live better than before the great rift since rowboat is managing things, the other half on the dark side of the great rift is called the dark imperium, and is even shittier than before.
I already am
inb4 people say that's retarded
we know
>None Shall Find Us Wanting
Gee, I wonder why.
Cool helms.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GAWD!
SKULLZ FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
LET THE GALAXY BUUUURRRNNN!
yeah that's really cool
those are pretty badass, better than what GW has that's for sure
i dont understand why the fuck we can't get a warhammer MMO... or any decent 40k games for that matter
reminder
some big shot commissar that thinks he can order them around
wait a minute...
>mfw relic soiled their reputation with the disastrous dawn of war 3
>mfw we will never get another dawn of war game again because of it. maybe not even a successor
they sacrifice literal planets because if they dont said planet will get sucked into the warp and everyone there will be eternally fucked by demons
go to bed lorgar
literally
BASED AND PURGE-PILLED
imagine the only product of your borderline eternal toil being a single copy of a book that nobody is allowed to read
>cultist-chan
Lots of people see it that way since the themes of horror insanity demons in space seem to parallel.
not in any official way but they're close enough that no one gives a fuck
I need sources, and don't say the chaos campaign, the space marine and eldar campaigns are the only ones that are canon according to the devs
That Warhammer shit seems like supernerdy incel nerd tier shit every time anyone brings it up.
The magazine linked in that post said Thule dies in the Third Aurelian Crusade, ie, Retribution.
Yes, and?
live-action TV show based on eisenhorn is incoming, its about to get mainstream
>at work
>co workers start talking about netflix
>talking about that new eisenhorn show that came out
>its good
>normie faggots talking casually about warhammer 40k now as if its the new game of thrones
>mfw
It's worst because the company behind the lore frown at racemixing.
Humans can't have sex with Elves in this setting for no real good reasons.
I thought they could cross breed in fantasy, weren't there half elves?
eldar in 40k view humans as animals.
it says "apparent loss" probably meaning imperial records don't have him reported as a dreadnought, also they don't mention the fall of kyras and the 5th company, only that the 5th are ashamed and trying to repent for something
you just know the dark elfdar did somehow, advanced genetics alteration is just part of the foreplay for them
>normie faggots talking casually about warhammer 40k now as if its the new game of thrones
I hadn't thought of that. Oh no. Oh man. At first I thought this was going to be cool and now I'm super nervous. 40k was like the last setting that wasn't overrun with normies.
the normies already invaded with the video games
That's all been on small and manageable scales. Shit dude I was 14 when Dawn of War came out, it was what got me into 40k myself. TV on the other hand, well, unless it's sufficiently grimdark and ruthless normies aren't going to understand the setting and try to explain it to me. I fucking hate nerd blackface and that's all everything is nowadays.
Suffer not the thot xeno pulling a pussy pass.
>NEW 40K GAME
>It's BR
>That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a traitor legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a traitor legion, but nobody knows what they're really up to.
let people paint their own armor and i'd be fine with that
Do you fags actually play board games? You queers play mouse trap and candly land too? Ha ha
>drop site massacre br
>pushing onwards into the gloom
YOU CAN"T RUN FROM YOUR MISTAKES IM FASTER DAD!!!
Dawn of war 1 and 2 are both better. Spehss mehren is great though.
5 looks like the Carcharodon chapter master's.
Damn it, now that needs to be a mod. Just give him the hat, at the least.
We definitely need an Eldar-based game.
but im really really hungry. can i join after i eat?
I FUCKING BURST OUT LAUGING EVERYONES ASLEEP YOU ASSHOLE
taupill me on Tau sterilizing humans in their ranks
yes a porn simulator
This thread has so much heresy.
space marine sequel when
it is only stated in the non cannon ending to dark crusade
NO, AN ASPECT WARRIOR SIMULATOR.
I WANT TO FUCK AN ELDAR AND MAKE Illiyan Nastase
No, but I paint the miniatures. It's an infinitely more fulfilling hobby than gaming.
what are you fags painting tonight? I'm working on a commission of some space hulk blood angel terminators.
That's not a chapter, that's the Alpha Legion. They had two primarchs and specialize in subterfuge and deceit. Also they're a loyalist legion, but nobody knows what we're really up to.
Where is he?
leading the second company
your mom's pussy, faggot
>Join the Imperium
I read Horus Rising, I don't really have a choice.
hope you like hepatitis.
>Space Wolves the most suited for a frantic action game with ripping and tearing
>get a fucking turn based card game
I just want to tear someone in half with lightning claws.
to nurgle's garden i go
fur fag spoted
I haven't followed 40k fluff since Cadia blew up.
How are the sisters of battle now? Are they still glorified fodder?
A death company game would be way more well suited or an action game about ripping and tearing.
yup, but they're getting a codex by the end of the year.
Skitarri and admech allies for my Black Templar force. Mars red of course.
>We're going to make a MOBA-style RTS to appeal to a wider audience!
>Please don't do this.
>Does it anyway.
Faggots deserve it.
I disagree.
Head canon?
Has anything happened recently? Last I heard it was Vigilus conflict or whatever its called.
abaddon was beaten at vigilus by the ultramarine-eldar alliance but now he's heading for the other side of the system to try to close the nachmund gauntlet
I want to play /OURORK/
>that kasrkin in the corner
>let me tell you about tyranids
The art were awesome.
>C¨tan FAGS
I have to say Dawn of War 2 really fucking nailed Eldar.
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canonically, he left to go on a personal crusade to purge his chaotic taint.
I'mma guess he went and joined the deathwatch.
What models are you working on Yea Forums?
Oh it nailed Eldar all right.
no he didnt nerd he was promoted to the captain of the 4th company by angelos to replace thule
I'm thinking of getting back into the game with a Mechanicum army. Are they worth it?
thats the guy from retribution this is the player named character
god i love orks
You're thinking of Apollo Diomedes, the grumpy captain who keeps shutting down Vanilla Ice in Chaos Rising. He then gets promoted to MC in Retribution but for some reason becomes a Chaplain in Dawn of War 3.
Have sex. Getting eternally fucked isn't bad if you enjoy it.
It's more like murder-fucking that turns your soul into cheetos for eldritch horrors.
*Blocks your path*
Rules change, models are forever. If you like the look of them then they are definitely worth it. Admech are decent tier now though, and they can ally with other Imperium forces to make themselves stronger.
DELDAR CHADS RISEUP
I play 15mm and I can't take these absurdly large and tacky vehicles seriously.