Death Stranding? More like DEAD stranding. Am I right, boys?

I've never seen people so triggered over a game lmao

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there's been quite a bit of gameplay shown.

a movie*

>let me prove I'm not triggered by acting as triggered as possible
L M A O

>EAT STING

Because they have nothing to hide. You will have your balls blown off.

It looks better than Cyberpunk's cover art that's for sure

>New scene of NWR character who dies every 21 minutes, then is revived. Exclusive to this panel I think. Scene was with Norman Reedus. #DeathStranding #SDCC

You mean PlayStation """"""""""""""""""""""""""exclusive""""""""""""""""""""""""""
("""""""only"""""" on Playstation©®) "games"

You clearly haven't been paying attention to 2077.

>Ladders
>New Yorks
>Hamburger
>White dude
>Fetus
>T posing aliens on the sky
>Hiking in a suit

Make a connection

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what happened to this guy

he got blessed with god tier grey hair genetics.

Stress.
Or he was dying his hair and decided to stop.

Probably hanging from a tree

He become a Witcher

It looks like shit. Looks like the low LoD model, not even the cutscene one. Utterly pathetic just like every Hideous's game

abloo bloo

Why lie? It has the best looking character models of any open world game ever made.

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cope

why is literally everyone crying

allergy

Kojambles has seen the future and it's a sad place.

The game is going to be fucking weird
>Heartman's entire character is he dies every 21 minutes, and for 3 minutes stays dead while looking for his family on the other sides

thingken of death

>game

>Rain rapidly ages anything it touches so everyone who goes outside wears a full rain suit
>except they leave the face uncovered for no reason
Fuckin dumbest shit ever

>fan theories

so? It still looks fake as hell compared to real film. I know that's not what you and the user you're replying to where arguing about, but it does bug me. Why would someone make a game like a movie? What's the point? It's always going to be a shitty immitation of the other medium no matter how hard you try. The strength in video games comes from interactivity. Why not just watch a film if you don't care about that? It's going to be more realistic and prettier, plus CGI has come a long way so all sorts of weird scenarios can be acted out.
Kojima is like a painter trying to be as realistic as a photographer, except the painter has to be infinitely more skilled than Kojima if his work is to come even close to the photograph.

>the Timefall is a fan theory
Why you even here

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The game's dead because nobody's playing it lmfao. Snoys btfo once again

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>DEAD HARD DIE HARD MAN

What's going on with these names?

>Why would someone make a game like a movie?
It isn't like a movie. It just borrows some things from film. For the most part you are playing a regular 3rd person game that has nothing to do with movies or film.

Even the marketing for this is movie marketing. Fucking Christ.

allergic reaction to the HOMO DEMONS

>Produced, written and directed by Hideo Kojimshit.
Kino/10, can't wait to play as a C list actor carrying a baby.

>hideo kojima purposefully chose this image so once you're done with the game the image will change in your eyes like evangelion
Im not even an anime fan and I get this, why do anime posters always have double digit IQs

What fucking anime posters you imbecile?

I don't like The withcer 3,but it has way better in game models than this

>you can tell who's an anime poster by their low digit IQs
>ww-what le anime posters >:(
Fuck off inbred

It really doesn't.

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Soulless

You can literally count polygons on the suit model, the feet model has a lot more for the cutscene, considering the scene doesn't show anything more than the feet and blurs all of the other things to hide their lack of detail, it's like you don't know a thing about how optimization works on cutscenes

>ps fags are willing to pay 60+ dollars to watch crossbowman rip his toenail off

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congratulations on hitting the 5-minute anniversary of posting on Yea Forums, you useless weeb.

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>You can literally count polygons on the suit model,
No you can't. Stop lying.

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Yes you can.

Looks good, I don't see what you autistic spergs are complaining about.

Alright then how many are there?

64

Lies. There are many subpixel polygons you didn't count. destroyed.

WHY ARE THEY CRYING
WE GET YOU CAN ANIMATE TEAR DROPS SO COOL

>Xtrannies fuming

Dilate and cope, losers

See you n 3 days.

Why, what happens in three days?

He's coming back from his SRS operation so he can be a true Xbox fan

>PT available for nine months
>konami referred to it as the "embyronic" project
>references dead baby and umbilical cords
>GDT called his and kojima's "brainchild"
>GDT shown in DS with scar around head
>compared to the caesarean-type scar on reedus
>origin story of MGS is centered around stealing a baby (ocelot) via caesarean section during d-day in normandy
>DS shows cesarean scars, stolen babies, and normandy
>MGSV is a parallel of MGS2
>short blond haired woman in prologue chapter is pregnant and has her child stolen
>texture file for Paz buried in MGSV features the S-shaped caesarean scar that the boss had
>TPP takes place 9 years after GZ
>mantis is 9 in TPP
>when we first see mantis, the elevator is at Ground / Zero floor
>goes up through 1 and 2, then explodes at 3.
>TPP, PT, and the kojima/konami split are all part of a meta narrative based around the origin of psycho mantis
>big boss and kojima are both off creating their true masterpiece in secrecy
>mads (dressed like kojima) says "i'll show you the real thing soon, i promise"

Shit looks like a 9 year old shooped that face into the rain coat

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MGSV was boring as fuck, and this looks like an even more pretentious version of MGSV, so it'll be boring as fuck AND confusing, great. Thanks Kojimbo.

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The "rain" in the game is a substance called Chorillium, something that most humans are supposedly allergic to.

Yeah, he should go back to making le epic rusecruise movie turds of epicness like MGS1, 2 and 3.
At least Kojima is finally making actual videogames with gameplay.

Of course, this enrages MGS redditors.

Say what you will about MGS1, 2 and 3. Yeah there was a lot of dialogue but when you were in the fucking game, you were actually playing it and there were actual things to do. MGS 1, 2 and 3 are real fucking video games, now he's finally caved in to his carnal movie director desire and making boring le cinematic experience games with vapid gameplay and mechanics. Of course you fell for the meme because you're an inbred smooth brain retard.

>a game with gameplay is not a game because it has cinematics because reee I say so
stay mad xfat

>you were actually playing it and there were actual things to do
Such as dealing with the worst gameplay ever seen in a stealth game and being interrupted by codec calls every 2 minutes?

>now he's finally caved in to his carnal movie director desire and making boring le cinematic experience games with vapid gameplay and mechanics
What are you talking about?
MGSV finally did what all videogames should, which is put the storyline in the background and put the gameplay front and center.
Even most of the main missions have nothing to do with the plot.
That's Kojima finally accepting that he's a videogame developer, and not a movie director.

Keep gobbling up Kojima's literal excrement for all I care, you fucking clown.

My expectations for this game are getting lower and lower as i learn more about Kojambo

that being said. "Movie this, movie that"... movies are great to watch. Since i don't intend on buying this anyway i'll just watch the whole thing on youtube and i won't be too dissatisfied.

Metal Gear Solid 4 was a great fucking movie. I heard it's an even better game - but i'm okay with it being a movie too.

now i just hope DS wont be a pretentious mess of cringey shit like the dialogue indicates so far.

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>Metal Gear Solid 4 was a great fucking movie
No it wasn't.
The Mission Briefings and the ending were horribly boring.

>LOOK LOOK I CAN'T MAKE EGGS
And all the pointless expositionary dialogue between Campbell and Snake.
It was just a snoozefest.

>gameplay front and center.

What gameplay? Crouch walking around a big empty open-world with nothing to do, or sitting in the chopper for hours on end? Yeah really putting things front and center with the repetitive boring missions that have you go to the same place over and over again, really fun.

MGS gameplay was fine, and you actually did fun shit like fight bosses, and explore the base level design finding items you need to progress like an actually designed video game.

I love how everytime someone calls Death Stranding a movie despectively it always turns out to be an MGS apologist too.
Stop being a bunch of posers, you want shitty movies, and since DS looked like one, I bet the only thing preventing Yea Forums from being hyped for it is that it's not called Metal Gear Solid 6 since Yea Forums, for some reason, feels attached to a franchise with some of the worst lore ever written in a videogame, one that's completely retconned and where all main characters are so generic to the point of satire.
Not to mention that, for some reason, people praise the "goofy humor" of MGS, as if
>DUDE THIS GUY HAS DIARREA XD
is something praise worthy.

>Crouch walking around a big empty open-world with nothing to do, or sitting in the chopper for hours on end
As opposed to what, crouch walking- Oh wait, this is not even a thing until MGS4 even though it's a fucking stealth game.
So, sprinting or going prone through corridors with nothing to do and sitting through codec calls and retarded cutscenes for hours on end?

>MGS gameplay was fine
No it wasn't, it was a piece of garbage that was obviously secondary to the cutscenes and the way it plays denotes that literally no one at Kojipro back then had played a single videogame before.
The studio, of course, admitted it's vast flaws when they removed all that shitty, clunky system.

>explore the base level design
What exploring?
Older MGS games were just corridors with constant backtracking.

>you actually did fun shit like fight bosses
Are you implying there's not in MGSV?

>like an actually designed video game.
But it wasn't, it was a movie with tacked on, second-rate, indie game-tier gameplay.

Screeching Xcuck lmao

well at least the ending was cool.
maybe not worth sitting through the entire game but still cool.

lmao, if MGSV had the edgy story that the trailers promised you redditors would have loved it.
You have never cared about the gameplay, and you almost never discussed it.
Every single MGS thread was always about the shitty plot.

>Mass Effect 3-tier ending
>cool

See, this is why I hate movie games. It's why I hate JRPGs. It's why I hate every single Metal Gear installment. If you want your stupid talking and cinematic cutscenes, then go watch a movie. Video games should NEVER have dialogue or cutscenes. There can be no compromise.

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ok retard

Its going to be movie sure, but remember that Kojima is a good gameplay director. I will give it a try.

>So, sprinting or going prone through corridors with nothing to do and sitting through codec calls and retarded cutscenes for hours on end?
If there's a sore lack of things to do in the older MGS games then I literally don't know what to tell you, sounds like you didn't get very far.

>No it wasn't, it was a piece of garbage that was obviously secondary to the cutscenes and the way it plays denotes that literally no one at Kojipro back then had played a single videogame before.
The gameplay is fine, it's flawed to be sure but it is endearing and most of the issues with the gameplay were fixed by the time of MGS3 anyway.

>Older MGS games were just corridors with constant backtracking.
Lots of games in general have backtracking, it's not even a big deal and MGS3 as a whole was a continual progression forward, it's really easy to just deduce the level design to just corridors when that's not even accurate but whatever.

>Are you implying there's not in MGSV?
Yeah there aren't... Well actually there were actually two from what I remember but they were complete shit anyway. Bullet sponge skull unit shouldn't count.

>If there's a sore lack of things to do in the older MGS games then I literally don't know what to tell you, sounds like you didn't get very far.
But there's nothing,
It's always just running through corridors.

> it's flawed to be sure but it is endearing
What the hell does that even mean?

>it's not even a big deal and MGS3 as a whole was a continual progression forward
Even MGS3 made that mistake when you had to infiltrate Grozny Grad all over again.

>Bullet sponge skull unit shouldn't count.
But all MGS bosses are bullet sponges except for Psycho Mantis in MGS4.

MGSV improves by removing the shitty plot, and even Snake himself.

>But there's nothing,
>It's always just running through corridors.
Nothing? No transversing minefields? No trudging through the swamp while soldiers on hovercraft try to spot you? No exploring an elaborate oil tanker? Nothing? Okay whatever.

>What the hell does that even mean?
Means that it's not perfect but it has enough depth to be actually fun, MGSV could've been the same way if it wasn't for what you say, sore lack literally anything to do.

>Even MGS3 made that mistake when you had to infiltrate Grozny Grad all over again.
Again not even a big deal.

>But all MGS bosses are bullet sponges except for Psycho Mantis in MGS4.
Not even true, all bosses have a health bar that doesn't take long to be depleted, I don't think you understand what I mean by bullet sponge skull unit, did you play the game? They literally take almost absolutely no damage from anything. I'm not even being hyperbolic here.

MGSV could've improved if it wasn't a boring sandbox game, some things are better but it's an overall boring game.

>Nothing? No transversing minefields? No trudging through the swamp while soldiers on hovercraft try to spot you? No exploring an elaborate oil tanker?
No, those are just variants of the same shit which isn't enjoyable due to the horrible way it feels to play the game.

>Means that it's not perfect but it has enough depth to be actually fun
What depth?
The only thing resembling depth in early MGS games was the menu crawling mess that was the camo system.

>all bosses have a health bar that doesn't take long to be depleted
They take less but that's because, again, due to the shitty gameplay, you can't do something as basic as moving while aiming your weapons.

>you can't do something as basic as moving while aiming your weapons.
Proof that you're a shitter

guys...? GUYS?!??!?! WHERE IS IT?!?!?

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Ummm guys?
Why does the cover doesn't have a "PlayStation Exclusive" sign?

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Because it's already confirmed to be multiplat.

Never? How new are you

OH NONONONO

>upset that voice actors and mocap are utlized in games
go back to 1987 and play pacman, you must have missed the trend that games have been going in for several decades.
in fact go back to intellivision before they started added style elements in to games that "only distract from gameplay"

I may be Kojima's biggest fan but that cover is pretty bad. I would take "Death Stranding" logo and a black background 10 times before that.

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Pffft

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People will just reply to you angrily because they just can't cope. Death Stranding will be the most impressive game of this gen, and it is a Playstation 4 system exclusive.

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STOP

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This one actually looks based.

hes crying bro
CRYING
fucking insensitive twat
please buy Death Stranding ™

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I have done that already, literally the game that I am the most hyped about.

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WTF IS THIS COVER?!

It's literally a movie poster? Does Kojima have no shame?

you weren't here for the undertale days. THAT was the most ass blasted I've ever seen this board

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What is happening in this thread? Maybe a meme vloger did a video shitting on this game for no apparent reason?

> Still no "Only on PS"

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

hideo has been obsessed with making movies his whole life
but he knew he was a hack who couldn't make it in the main industry
so he just made knock offs in the video game industry, where there was nothing else to compare it to
thus he became the best in his field over night
fag

user, lilzoom wants his collectibles and lifeless open world. Just let him be happy.

You can, you can see the edges on the hands, and the tear isn't even a model or a particle is just an animated shader

oh my god
not everyone is pulling their cock over ladder runner!
SHOCKING

like i said, pretentious

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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I preordered this shit in its collector's edition, don't even know why.

I'm probably not gonna play it and just resell it. Can't stand anything Kojima touches since MGS4.