Post irl vidya enemies

The dab is the worst part

That is, if you can kill them before they flee.

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Not only that, they also summon tons of add and they give you a permanent debuff if you attack them that makes most NPC hostile and locks you from most of the game, pure fucking bullshit

>general Kenshi enemies

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Christians have +50% damage against prepubescent children

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WHAT
THE
FUCK

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It's a type of goat some fuckers breed.

>i have a bone to pick with you!

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Rare.

>Yakuza secret boss

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>you're walking down an random alleyway, minding your own business
>suddenly 7 of these guys appear out of nowhere and surround you
wyd?

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ask why Tim and Eric put me in a sketch without my consent

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funny looking panther

Sigourney Weaver?

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I TOO FOLLOW 41 STRANGE ON TWITTER

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>Final boss is the protagonist from the first game

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>be in your bed
>sleeping soundly
>sudden rumbling
>look out the window
>this is approaching your house at considerable speed
wyd

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lvl:???
hp:???/???

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That’s actually a common type of goat

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Disgusting vermin. I'd like to set it on fire while I cry.

>You will never be unbirthed by Toriel and rebirthed as her daughter
it hurts.

Where did he get that backpack from?

get in the corner and start firing arrows
keep in mind that the final one will turn red and start trying to crush me

thats one big fucking rat

Wait for 2B and 9S to show up

>tfw that man can live my fetish and probably doesn't even appreciate it

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Good dog

Imagine the protein braps

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wanderers

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*organ melody segues into power metal*

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>unsheath katana
>"heh, you should have brought more"

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I was listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=Ic7Ibl9I5CQ
and it fits really well

where does it start, where does it end? What is taht?

What the actual fuck?

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>enemy attack does massive damage with no telegraphing

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100 TYPE GUANYIN BODHISATTVA

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is that a fuckin tank suppressor

I take it you're not from the US or something. It's an opossum.

where's his eyes?

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>can spit bricks if you keep him on the distance
>has an instakill grab move with squashing your head with his mouth
>has a high damage full charge ahead move
>doesnt ressurect
>drops a chunk of kurwanite

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Parasite Eve 2?

It is

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what the fuck guys i hovered over the image and 4chanx stopped working guys hel

I always knew hitler was compensating

youtube.com/watch?v=XNIjDUSIOzY
What it's actually from.
And yes, they actually repurposed skyscrapers as projection screens.

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imagine her licking your butthole

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What do people actually do with their phones

Lot of of nerv for stepping into my turf, gaijin

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can we disregard the thread and commence thot posting?

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>Why yes, I listen exclusively to samba

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>FFVII Remake Cosmo Canyon boss.webm

Branch Warren for Mr. Olympia 2019.

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Man i wished going braless wasn't considered faux-pas

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cute dinosaur

Smartphones were a mistake and are the biggest, strongest bbeg in history.

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Impressed.

me in the back

Damascus goats, how do they even work?

killl it

I don't think that's the issue, I think it just mostly sucks to not wear a bra. My girlfriend has huge tits and she hates not wearing a bra unless she's going to be inside doing nothing.

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I didn't see that ending coming

A fucking hobo looks cooler than me, it's not fair

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i personally pretend like im doing something important so it doesnt look like im just sitting there staring

Kek

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I'm no expert, but I can somewhat guess its the larger they are they more they tug due to gravity. So I'd say A-B cup girls shouldn't have a problem not wearing ones.

>My girlfriend has huge tits
Kill yourself normalfaggot

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>when crates spawn next to base.webm

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Disgusting.

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>Invaded by dark spirit

please just stick to 2D...

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200% buff against ignorant parents in denial

Looks like a furry crocodile.

underwater miniboss

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its a joke you sperg

I never wanted to puke so much watching a webm.

a tit for every day of the wekk

god vultures are so fucking cool.

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Looks like the goddamn Jabberwocky

>those eyebrows
holy fuck muh deek

>Cutscene plays when you enter new area

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Memes aside this actually looks stylish as a cosplay/carneval costume. Would be better with slim fit pants

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Seethe harder.

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>enter area
>approach statue
>game does an autosave

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This was unnerving.

Yuck

>teleports behind you
>unzips katana
Heh...your move, white boi...

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did he fucking shat all over the floor?

based

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it's a mole, they don't have any.

>I'm quite impressed that you made it this far
>But you cannot hope to defeat me
>prepare yourself, for this will be your last battle

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brap

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...

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no

>nerv

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>Secret Boss is stronger than Final Boss

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>try to hail taxi
>"you cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby"
>turn around, see this

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>*slits your throat*

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He could fit her big toe entirely in his hand.

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>5'9 vs 6'2

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Spoopy birbs

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>IMAGINE

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those are capybaras, not pigs >:C

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>possum bad

nigga they eat ticks fuck outta here

I didn't know they did fashion shows in Silent Hill.

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>Constructicons, merge to form DEVASTATOR!

>that thing getting run after by girls
doubt it

he is distracting you while the others rob the store

God, Wild Wild West was such a shit movie.

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Pretty sure those are friendly NPCs

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I'm centrist but it's so much more satisfying to see these ANTIFA niggers get clocked than a 'nazi' being punched. I've been watching this for like 5 minutes

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>me on the left

>a retarded thot
>shaved chicken legs hoodie 'man'
Is there a more common enemy in the world?

I fight my way up to Baron Flynt

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>parry sound effect

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Jarre's performances are IRL bullethells
*epilepsy warning*
youtube.com/watch?v=n095RtpvcCA

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>that slide
kek'd

watt

NANI!!?!!!

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Scientific studies about digestion.

i wish black people were just whacky and weird instead of being murderers, rapists, thieves and a leech to all the tax money.

GIWTWM

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these anime acting attention seekers make me cringe so much. I can't see how anyone except for very autistic people can enjoy it.

Oblivion.gif

>i wish white people were just whacky and weird instead of being murderers, rapists, thieves and a leech to all the tax money.

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Well, it is very autistic people who enjoy it.

Saudis got rich off of oil and they started their own version of dog fancy. It's incredible how alike all humans are, even across the cultures and ages.

what a sneaky bird

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>I'm centrist
ahahahahahaHAHAHA
of course you are

what's the name and power of this [Stand]?

>lowerrider
You fag.

shut the fuck up negro

They almost never get rabies, eat ticks, and groom themselves like crazy. Suck a dick

>kangaroo level 55

That's uncanny af

>shut the fuck up wh*teoid

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>mmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm it's time to make my move!

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do they seriously not have any eyes whatsoever?

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has science gone to far

Vermin is vermin, no matter what you call it or what it does.

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>proud of being a cultist
weird flex

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SAUCE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

your dog looks like a hikki

If it's beneficial it's not vermin.

We actually do a very similar thing to people, gross kidney and bladder bags when all that stuff down there stops working.

Centrists are Nazis user. They straddle the fence between the Commies and the Capitalists. That’s why both the left and the right call the other side Nazis.

The sheer force behind that punch. Just look at how fucking huge his arms are. You know he uses those things every day and that antifa kid is just out there playing pretend; never stood a chance

That particular one ended up with brain damage too kek

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Someone posted a Jew, didn't they?

No it's vermin.

"in my defense, your honor, I believe there was a significant chance that the cosplayer I shot was in fact a real demon that wandered off into a cosplay convention"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shut up. I'm not a cultist. Debate me.

Rather you get set on fire, faggot.

That's not an enemy, that's a friend

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Based.

>Give sacrifice to Angel of Knives?
>Y
>N

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Sould this be a Bae Blade?

Nice.

Possoms might be my favorite animal on Earth.

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Sure set me on fire. It will show the world that vermin lovers are no better than the vermin you love. You know that they would set you on fire if given the chance.

Oi! what just happend

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Reminder that possums eat ticks.

Stop projecting, he's not a bad looking dude

If you don't imagine mechwarrior walking noises while watching this then what the fuck are you doing with your life

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H-HAIAI!

Peregrine falcon, user. They ball their talons up and punch their prey so hard it instantly snaps their necks. They hit them at over 200mph from over 500ft above them and can reach a top speed of at least 240mph

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>"You've done well, warrior. But this is the end."

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Better be a green-partymember, or a muslim

>sharp knees wouldn't bang

faggot

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Why is everything spiders do so unnerving and evil. When I see a clip of a lion leaping on a gazelle I'm nowhere near as horrified.

Did that bee just get raped??!

Joking(?) aside, calling people nazi's isn't really a prominent behavior of the right

Those elites sure like red shoes, don't they?

>The Watcher has taken note of your presence.
>Proceed?

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Skyword Swords interface might fit better

Greens are kinda stupid with their anti-GMO, anti-nuclear, pro-woman shit, but at least they don't rape children, unlike christians.

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Y

>H-Hayai!

Fuck, I can hear the visceral when he's punching him.

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I enjoyed the instaragdoll of that shick swinging fag

Talk shit about friends and family with other friends and family on zuckbook, and moral harangue on dorseytter.

Normies are very vapid and single dimensional people.

>boss is anchored in 2 dimensions
>has phase shifting and teleporting
>leaves behind an afterimage everytime he changes position which is your only time to attack one of his two forms
>whichever form you hit gets flung back into the other

>One day, 3 AM, sounds like someone is trying to jump my fence
>Grab pistol, flip on floodlight, and yell
>See one of these goofy fuckers on top of it, freaks the hell out, and falls off
I felt so bad

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Satan designed a few creatures alongside God, spiders are one of them.

>considerable speed
no idea how fast they can really be, but they are usually slow as fuck

agreed, they are the ground zero for current cultural paradigm.

t. shitskin

that's an opossum you stupid bitch

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This looks like something out of Kenshi.

>yeah, I'll just ignore the statistics and reality, that'll get him

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Shut the fuck up beatrix.

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>*blocks your path*

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>my people totally out-produce the whites!

Seeing these while going to see Chelsea v Slavia Prague was surreal.

Right wing americans consfuse the fuck out of me. This is so obviously fake. The whole thing feels like a parody

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I would fuck that rat up. He stands no chance. That mouse pussy is mine.

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fuck off, straya cunt

Joke's on you, I'm autistic and enjoy it

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Literally every fucking chinamen looks the same. Why would you even need sauce? Are you that excited for pixels?

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THE GOLDEN MONGOL HORDE RIDES ONCE AGAIN

Those are friendly NPCs. Hanging out with them reduces your stress levels by 2 points and increases your stamina

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We totally do outbreed you, fuck your women, have you grovel and apologize for racism, get fired from your job anyway, oh, and we outvote you, so suck my superior BIG BLACK COCK, sissy

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>Game has dangerous foes that can fuck you up if startled

youtu.be/vszWsYOdnPg

youtube.com/watch?v=SwFRXbrBLGs

youtube.com/watch?v=lNeQ1B5zpOw

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Dragon from Willow

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You must have me confused for a onions Califag; I am not, and so you are invalid. Keep that motivation champ, I know life is soooooo hard for you!

Shitpost on 4channel

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What drives a white person to make a post like this?

The lives of wingcucks are extremely shit so they have to surround themselves with politics or else they would commit suicide. I'm surprised being a wingcuck hasn't been diagnosed as a mental disorder.

Kingseeker Frampt...

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>americans are so fat and weak they need a outrageously expensive, easily jammed and subverted drone to carry their guns for them

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lol seething nigger

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like some kind of gag universe? a buffoon location, a jokester's planet?

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Nice try, Schlomo.

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Fuck, I always think I'm a DFC guy but then I see shit like this

kill yourself tranny tripfaggot

>implying i'm a filthy cumskin
sm󠛡h fa󠛡m

>HURF DURF AMERICANS WARBLEGARBLE

Choke on it faggotron.

>str
That's clearly vit

Seeth more uggo

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>birth of the anti christ
>18:06 06/06/2006 anno domini

>Thinks Abdul al-Jamir as he gets shredded apart by hundred of 5.56 rounds flying at him at 3000 feet per second

It's worse, you're a filthy shitskin. Oof!

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NO

Does the lvl 3 ANTIFA mobs drop any good loot or is that guy just farming them for fun?

That absolute unit

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>That belly bounce
Absolute fucking unit

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Agreed, should have been fetched some pails of water instead of looking at information if they had free time

>going for the belly
>not kicking him in the knees

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Yo dip shit either help create our god AI or fuck off

ayy lmao

>Yuka Kitamura music starts playing

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>"Watch out Snake, that's Abu Azrael. They call him the Father of the Archangel of Death, he is said to be a master swordsman with over 1500 confirmed kills"

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i learnt something new today
really wish i didnt

Farming antifa is currently bugged, the system considers them invalid targets despite being openly hostile. People say the next patch will fix this, but it will probably break things more.

>attacks giant cucco
>gets swarmed by thousands of them

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>can be defeated with one word

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Fat tubby little furball :)

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everybody gangsta til the bear starts walkin

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>chinese canadians

meanwhile irl fatty gets toppled over by anything that he didn't see and didn't brace for, any blow to the legs, and gets tired after throwing one punch. probably can't even punch straight because the fat probably gets in the way.

is this "I will now buy your game": the game?

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>this kills the millenial and zoomer

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BAGGER 288!

They fight dirty. Traps and status ailments instead of hitting them with their legs or casting elemental spells

>that fucking belly deflect

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>every time a buycuck falls for it

le honk xD
sub to pewds :^)

y

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This is insane

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good up until no. 7 and 8

Holy shit. Did they all die?

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Shouldn't have drunk all that grease

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How can Anglolets even compete?

nice

It's shopped you blind retards

KALIMAA

We can only hope

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> he's fast

I had a friend who went to college for pre-vet and he told me that one of his classes had him stick his hand in cows that had holes in them to learn anatomy. I told him he was a lying fag. Sorry Nick, I guess they do exist.

Jesus Christ, Americunts

The way it squints its eyes in glee is creepy as hell.

My aunt keeps one of these as a "pet" and they're really fucking smelly

she must give killer head

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I feel disgusted about it but i would love to watch her murder him with her ass. Imagine the blubber jiggling while he struggles for his life. She would simply ignore him and shift her gargantuan ass around to get even more comfortable while he dies. Imagine how wonderful that would be to watch.

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>dancing to music
>bunch of thots start laughing and filming you
>give them a little dance
>realize they're laughing at you and not with you
>try to turn off music
>struggle with shitty ipod for a moment
>doesn't work but you're already the butt of the joke and now feel like shit
This guy didn't deserve this

Almost had me

did they just lift the tree into a power line

fuck you for playing games with my heart

You rang?

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Nice.

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I dont think this guy is from our time. He was probably picked up from the stone age

youtube.com/watch?v=DzWFWCH_lTE

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thots need to be exterminated worldwide

Mongolians are like reverse Chinese.

>buys up every affordable flat in Toronto

you could dress like that for basically free assuming you have some coats already, just start wearing all your shit layered over each other, pants too by the looks of it

That's because to these fucks a "nazi" is anyone to the right of Lenin, while antifa are genuine terrorists.

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I think they tried to lift a power line post that had fallen but the cable snapped and fell and touched the handlers. The current traveled through the people that were touching each other, the two at the end were not affected.

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Is that even a human? What the fuck?

>fpsreload.webm

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literally what "resources" did boomers deplete?
the whole thing reads like one big excuse for being an entitled cunt T B H

I envy everything this man has

boy I sure also don't like nazis, fellow not nazi haha

Wtf is wrong with her eyes?

What if there were skeletons inside of us? Could you imagine?

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rare dubes

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Too scary

based and bonbipilled

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did he shit?

>rain world.webm

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Probably because all eurofags are leftists and you have never seen a real conservative party. Its just 5 parties or left or more left

Yes

Whats funny here is that when you are out to sea long enough, you start doing this while on stable land for awhile.

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Nr 8 makes sense but I agree Nr7 is full on japan level of retarded

2 Spoopy

>enemy presence saps your health slowly

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Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty

>no ricardo
dropped

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WHAZZUUUUUP!!!

>laughing for a minute straight
>coughs
>Let me guess, fate of the undead, right?

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What a strange sense of humour you have

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Buy lets us algos breed their wymins

>finish him off quickly
>Consider it done, boss...

my heart

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What's this, looks fucking rad?

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>Lady_of_Pain.png

a game you will never play

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His house is probably pretty cool

The mad lad

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oh no!
That young man is stuck in the bear cage someone let him out quick before that notoriously sneaky bear gets to him!

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Gonna be cool when wars are faught with drones like this and robots come raid your home.

Are they trying to move it to somewhere better or just eat it? Because you should just club fish in the fucking skull. If not, I think there's got to be better ways than putting it in a pillowcase.

thats just wood grain

What dat

M-mommy?

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>another mini boss joins the fight halfway through

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Girl at the liquor store giving out samples did this to me the other day.

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That bird is showing a phenomena completely unrelated to "sea legs". Birds stabilize their body. They need to be pretty good at this in order to fly. That boat is rocking, it only looks like the bird is moving because the person holding the phone is unstable.

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Emotional roller coaster

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God i wish that were me

a manster

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>I believe there is no such a thing as as "bad job"
>Volunteer for every crappy task there is
*Thinking*

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You got your shoes shined at the liquor store?
Neat

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>Game warns of a powerful enemy ahead of time.

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>level 1 enemy

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Why?

I find it so obvious that this explains how people might have seen grays back then but people are still to stupid to realize it.

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Me
>Check WGN app for weather for the day
>Browse over Apple News for interesting headlines, usually find nothing interesting
>Youtube when I'm on the toilet or in bed
>Discord when I'm out
>Steam when I'm TF2 trading
>google for porn while in bed/Hypnosis website for my Hypnosis fetish.

That's what I do.

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>Makes one big move
>*RIIP*
>"Oh GOSH DARNIT! MY $50 BLACK KHAKIS!!!"

Absolutely disgusting.

They even made a shitty horror movie about that.
youtube.com/watch?v=r25ZUxTURis

Saw two dead ones this year around my neighborhood

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God the way he looks towards the end genuinely made me feel bad inside. He was just having a good time dancing and so faggot comes along to ruins his fun

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God I want to fuck that badger.

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like he was the brain capacity to feel shame

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There can be only one.

I'd eat her out till she's choking me with her legs.

>he
brazilian here, that's a she

I'm always impressed by the quality of these videos and the shots taken

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Freshwater, topsoil, ground insects. Have fun in 25 years when you can't grow food or drink anything but desalinated ocean water.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7t1B7dD-k

>enemies drop consumables

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looks nice

this is great except for 7, volunteering for every shit-job available doesnt distinguish you as anything but useful to superiors, if you want to distinguish yourself in a more meaningful way just be better at the important parts of your job than anyone working around you. dont waste effort on petty chores, focus on the task at hand.

But that's the zoomers' problem, lol.

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>key quest items can be permanently stolen by thief enemies

What the hell is this?

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bioshock infinite concepts

C H A D T H U N D E R F I S T

>taunting at 1 hp

Technically it's a sound advice IF the job is only crappy in the sense that it is unpleasant, not in the sense that it doesn't pay. A job can be unpleasant but pay well, in which case it is a good idea to gather the courage to do that tough job and reap the great reward. However the document is strategically ambiguous and does not specify a reward. It is a clever work of psychological manipulation. The document first reads like generic motivation to not be lazy and then in the middle it suddenly recommends something that both means you should gather the courage to do tough jobs but simultaneously means that you should work for other people for free. By getting someone to accept one ambiguous meaning, the person is mislead into accepting and defending the other.

Gremlin 3

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was that her fucking umbilical cord just yanking out?

The way he seamlessly shifts from punch to shove is amazing.

What happened next?

And then some

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No I think you're just fucking retarded.

sauce?

kek why would you even try when you KNOW you are a weakling

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*Concertina Infensifies*

Literally in the title fanook

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>that's the zoomers' problem
Uh... Unless you're in your late 50s or currently dying of cancer, it's your problem too.

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The Zoom should fear the Boom.

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>Big Ball: Defender of the Gym
>The Jester: Protector of the Gym

what is this and is it good

Based street justice.

Too many Krabby Patties

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Yeens are pure of heart.

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>being brazilian unironically
I want to leave this hellhole

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>ok i'm back from getting ice cream. what did i mi.

OH JESUS CHRIST WHATS THAT!

IT'S BEEN A LOOONG DAYS NIGHT!
AND IV'E BEEN WOOORKIN, LIKE A DOOOG!

No you fucking stay there. Nobody want's the spread of your cancer.

A circular light reflecting in them.

>Ahmed: Rider of the Sands and Asphalt

source?

>yeen
admit it, you're a furry

Speaking of 3D bullethells, minusT's 3D Touhou videos are really well-made interpretations of the 2D danmaku bullet patterns.

I think he probably wasn't the owner of that ipod, or whatever was playing the music, it's probably something that someone else allowed him to hold and he greatly enjoyed the music. When he realized that people were laughing at him, he turns off the music and he struggles with the tiny screen, it's not something he is used to hold, he wants to put it down and he hesitates, he assumes it's too expensive to leave laying around, he doesn't know where to put it. The person who let him hold it is probably not nearby. He wants to leave, but that would make him a thief, so he sits.

Cute!

Define "furry"

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