Unmute mic

>unmute mic
>burp

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>unmute mic
>tell everyone in my server i love them and look forward to having a lot of fun together
>tell everyone in my team they can use and abuse me at any time before, during, or after the match

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faggot

Classic

Imagine if he were a girl though.

>unmute mic

>mute mic

>Receive rage mail
>Send back a fart in a voice message

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>unmute mic
>OH FUCK YES RIGHT THERE DADDY
>mute
>unmute
>hello?

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>unmute mic

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YIYIYIYIYIYIyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi HAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaa raaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAMA CORNFLAKES

maaaaaaaaaaaaaamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CORNFLAKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>mute mic

What the fuck is this, One Piece?

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>unmute mic
>MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEEES MAGIC MISSILE BEEEEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAGIC MISSILE

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cringe

An old pasta

>unmute mic
>put it next to the speaker

Why is that guy shoving a raccoon into the voice recorder?

Is this a "I hate myself" thread?

haha

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>never mutes mic
>eats food

>Unmute mic
>ONE DAY WHILE ANDY WAS MASTURBATING, WOODY GOT WOOD

>unmute mic
>AC goes BUHHUUHHURHUHR

>unmute mic to say hello
>baby decides to scream at 6 million decibels

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stuff a dick in it's mouth to make it shut up

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Sure thing, baby.

I havent been able to find that in years.

>doesn't use voice activation
What a loser

>someone yells STOP BURPING INTO THE MIC
>start farting into the mic

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>unmute mic
>LOOK
>at the picture
>SEE
>the skull
>the part of bone removed
>the master race frankenstein radio controls
>the brain thoughts broadcasting radio, the eyesight television, the frankenstein earphone radio, the threshold brainwash radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL frankenstein controls even in THIN SKULLS in WHITE PEDIGREE MALES
>visible frankenstein controls
>the synthetic nerve radio directional antenna loop
>make copies for yourself
>there is NO ESCAPE from this worse gangster police state
youtu.be/4CAwi-Y--fQ?t=23

>unmute mic
>Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant-threshold Brainwash Radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets.
>Four billion wordwide population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see.
>Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brain-wash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda. Even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual "Don't worry about it" for your setbacks, mistakes - even when you receivedeadly injuries!
>THIS is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!
youtu.be/wv9aeNyk000?t=17

dilate stupid queer

>unmutes mic
>takes monster rip off of bong
>cough for 2 min straight
>"yo, whatup bois"

i literally burp in the mic every single time i get the chance.

>he joins voice chat
lol

>Hey user, don't you have a mic? Let's us hear your voice.

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